I want to bone her like there's no tomorrowand thenkick her out
>>272957260
>DSP's leftovers
She looks like she smells bad
Man she's probably never had a proper fuck before. DSP probably goes WOW WHAT THE FUCK BUGGED ERECTION MECHANICS because he's so fucking fat he can't breathe properly let alone keep a boner going for more than 5 minutes and then she fucks a piece of silicon plastic for half an hour instead.
>>272957672
>implying DSP could properly work a vagina when it lacks a comment section
>>272957672
Which is why I would kick her out.
Just because she's fucked some moron doesn't make me not want to slam jam dat ass
>>272957672
What in teh fuck does DSP stand for???
>>272958023
Dark side phil
literally who even
>>272958121
who?
>>272958023
Dark Syde Phil
>>272957920
nice meme
>>272957260
>tfw you see virgins drooling over unattractive women
Get laid anon. It isn't hard.
>>272958287
Phil Burnell, he runs a popular youtube channel called DSPgaming
>>272958023
I always think Dark Souls Pussy.
Not sure why.
>>272958524
>virgin
>implying we all aren't geeks with social anxiety here
>>272958524
>Pandalee
>unattractive
ok, sure thing homo. She is a solid 8/10
>>272958524
>mid 20's
that ship has sailed
>>272957260
ayy bby wan sum fuk
>>272958776
>this post
>>272958741
>b-but we're all alone! r-right?!
Speak for yourself faggot.
>>272957260
>>272958893
>tfw lost virginity at 26
>>272958776
What the fuck are you on?
>>272958971
The fact that you're trying to act all masculine on 4chan of all places shows how deluded you are.
>>272959085
shit, maybe I have gave up to early.
>>272957260
Sit on my face pandalee
>>272959213
Not him, but just because you have social anxiety doesn't mean everyone else does.
>>272959213
>claiming you aren't a virgin is "acting masculine"
Hah. This is just getting depressing.
>>272958776
>8/10
7.5 at most anon
>tfw
>>272957745
Accurate
>>272959486
Who?
Literally who?
>>272959346
By all means I don't meant everyone here has one literally, but I'm convinced most people here are generally messed up in some kind of way.
>>272959358
>calling me a faggot
>saying I'm drooling over a woman because I'm a virgin
Nigga please, btw I'm not a virgin
>>272957260
who?
and "she" looks like a tranny. she looks like the female version of this autist i knew that stalked girls.
>>272959802
Either you have shitty taste in women or you're starved for pussy.
Pick your poison anon. You lose either way.
>>272959961
she looks like you?
>>272958776
if 5 is average, then she is slightly below average.
>>272960103i'm not male or autistic
>>272960017
So you wouldn't a Pandalee?
Don't lie, anon.
>>272957260
She's a 4 at most.
How the fuck do you think DSP attracted her attention? She's ugly and she knows it.
>>272960342
no, i'd want someone who had shit in common with me and didn't look like a man in drag.
Reminder that DSP is actually based and that /v/ has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His DNF review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s
His RE6 review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g
His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI
His AssCreed Unity review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk
Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s
Five Nights at Freddy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8
Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s
Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34
Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP /v/ mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
>>272960248You are at least one of those things.
>>272958524
I know
the hard part is walking through that door
>>272960437
yeah, because everyone is a fucking autist nowadays, eh.
>anime reaction images
absolutely disgusting.
>>272960410
>no, i'd want someone who had shit in common with me
she likes video games and mooching off people what's wrong?
>>272960624
>>272960660
i could tell you of several girls who say they like video games and what they really mean is they played 5 minutes of cod with their boyfriend once and thought it was fun
that and video games aren't the only thing i need to have in common with a person, because my standards aren't so fucking abysmally low that that is all that matters.
>>272960415
DSP pls go
>>272958776
>that thing in the OP
>8/10
>implying you wouldn't
>>272960695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s003KFVXy6LE
>>272957260
These eyebrows are bigger than mine. Gross.
Why is the shit thread feet guy?
>>272960913
>>272960248
you're trans?
>>272961001
Normalfag pls go
>>272958023
Dick Sucking Pal
>>272960913
>>272960913
what a butterface, man. a shame, really. those are some really nice tits.
>>272958023
Down Syndrome Phil
>>272960624
do you know where you are?
>>272960905
>>272960140
>>272959427
>>272959153
>>272958952
>>272961091
what makes you think i'm a normalfag?
>>272961206
>dat projection
>>272961206
>muh waifu
>>272960859
Nigga I don't care about that.
If she was in front of you trying to rip your pants off you know you would go for it.
>>272961362
that's called rape, anon.
>>272960913
>>272961206
yeah cause everyone who actually has some standards is a fucking fat neckbeard.
stay mad
>>272961448
>not letting a woman rape you
wow look at this guy over here
>>272960913
of course I would, I'd actually love to cuck DSP. I imagine me drilling her cunt as he sobs in the corner masturbating. I'd make him clean up my creampie too.
it's funny how /v/ has no idea about how prominent phil was in the FGC back in the day. guy helped fund/organise tournaments, drove players to and from the events, etc.
>>272960913
that tight 19 year old body
