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It's that time again.

Your favorite vidya.
Your deepest, darkest secret.

Crusader Kings 2
I almost strangled my brother to death because he killed my pet cockatiel.
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Devil may cry 3
I crossdress and have sex with old men to get money for vidya
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>>272370030
A-as long as you enjoy it, it's cool I guess.
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>>272370030
Well, you piqued my interest.
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>>272369819
I almost thought you did that ingame and I was about to ask what mod
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Tetris Attack

I raped my little brother when we were 11 and 10. I'm now gay and get off on getting used by big hairy bears with fat cocks.
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>>272370030
I do the same thing. It's pretty fucking hot, so glad I got into it.
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>>272370030
I would love to do this, any tips to get into the business?

Where do you find the guys?
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Should have finished the job, faggot.
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I can't sorry

I just imagine mods writing down IPs for blackmail purposes
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Baldur's Gate 2
I don't like chocolate.
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Morrowind
I use pretty much any spare money I get to commission fetish porn. I've probably spent over $2000 to date.
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>>272370421
Craigslist.
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>>272370421
I usually just use online websites to advertise myself and then arrange something, best to go on cam though before you meet up to see what he really looks like and to prove he's not police.

Fabguys.com is a good website for it
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>>272370421
craiglist.

You might get yourself killed though, or kidnapped and kept in a basement for weeks so be careful.
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Day of the tentacule

I guenuinely enjoy edgy characters.
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I have installed the best loli mods and patches from the internet for Skyrim, including, bondage and prostitution mods
I have modeled my niece perfectly as a child and fuck her regularly in my kinky virtual sex dungeon
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>>272370732

But what's your favourite game?
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Dark souls

im addicted to video games, it's sucked the joy out of my life. I also only have one testicle and am incredibly concious of it
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>>272370421
>>272370576
>>272370596

I use an anonymous gay chat site and regularly hook up with sub crossdressers younger than me and abuse and fuck them
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FFXIV

i ask girls to help me get something out of a tight storage locker, while pretending to have a broken arm, with a sling and everything. then i close the door on their butts and tickle their feet while i masturbate until i cum, then i loosen the door and run off. haven't been caught yet.
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>>272370030
Price?
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>>272370781
ur mom lel rekt
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>>272370545
I'll charge half rate if you can deal with relatively lower quality stuff.
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MHFU
I'm gay.
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Dark Messiah

I actually, like really, really, REALLY want to have kids

>>272370836
> then i close the door on their butts and tickle their feet
>then i close the door on their butts
I might be retarded but what
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>>272370864
50 for one hour, never do longer than that
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>>272370836
That didn't go where I expected.
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MGS3
I dont give a SHIT about what I do with my life, as long as I have my GF and Videogames I could be a fucking Trolly pusher for all I care
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>>272370545
That's not alot of money.
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>>272370030
>have sex with old men to get money for vidya
>>272370421
This may be of use to you. Its no crossdressing, but its related to the sex for money part.
http://exhentai.org/g/716214/13960c9358/

>tfw this doujin was the definition of "Boner but also Despair" for me

I've read things where shit goes a lot worse for the girl, but I think this one was actually more believable. Right in the feels when interacting with mom before and after.
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Are all you fags really from the States or what?
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>>272370893

I'm pretty much broke right now and also very picky about details
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>>272370989
Fucking cheap slut
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>>272370993
Really?
Sounds like a typical FFXIV fan to me.
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>>272370980
it's like a garage door, the one in question only opens a little bit so they have to lie down and crawl in to reach the thing i'm asking for. so i just pull it down gently.
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>>272370421
You should watch Mysterious Skin.
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>>272369819
Gothic 2
I crossdress and have a few mental problems
>>272370521
same Anon
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>>272371057
but sluts do it for free

>>272371110
>mfw
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>>272370806
Don't do this to me, anon, I need that site.
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Mountain Blade

My aunt ara ara'd me when I was 12.
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DMC4
I cant get aroused at real people anymore, 2D has actually ruined me
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Killer7
Don't have any.
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Space Station Silicon Valley

I watched a pregnant woman go into cardiac arrest and did nothing to help her despite being a fully certified paramedic.
I didn't want to interrupt my lunch break.
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Chrono Trigger
I'm really afraid of not becoming a good father/husband and I don't know how I could live with myself if I ever failed to provide for my family
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>>272370576
I don't see how this would prove he's not police.

They hire undercover cops that look like average joes all the time.
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>>272370836
I don't get it. If you close the locker how do you tickle them?
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>>272369819
Banjo kazooie
deep deep deep down i still have hope for humanity
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>>272371297
you close it when they're halfway in, just above their waist. silly anon
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>>272371183
Is there anything explicit in this manga ever?
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>>272371234
Same, anon, same.

I cannot even enjoy having sex with my significant other anymore.
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>>272369819
I just failed all my first year Uni subjects.
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>>272371342
YOU
SICK
FUCK
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>>272370989
Where are you from fuccboi?
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God Hand

I fingered a 12 year old
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Paper Mario: TTYD
I like making shill threads about new and upcoming games and samefagging positive support. I've recently done this with Dragon Age 3
I'm not a paid marketer though. And the new unique poster feature has made it a lot more difficult
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Freedom Wars (cause no one real cares about the game)
The only reason I want to succeed is because I feel like I owe it to my mom for raising my by herself. I'd be happy as a NEET
Used to grope my aunt while she was asleep.
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>>272370576
>no Spain section
I know there's gotta be traps somewhere around here.
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>>272371286
Weird, anon. I'm really afraid of the opposite.
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STOP WITH THESE FUCKING SPOILERS IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO SPOIL SHIT
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>>272371419
>mangas that only tease

Literally the worst
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>>272371493
It's ok anon-chan. I shill ubisoft games when i'm drunk.
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Morrowind

I need the source of >>272371493 but can't find it.
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>>272371029

I'm getting only a panda here.
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>>272371286
>tfw you're afraid to drink because you were abused by an alcoholic in childhood and are afraid you'd end up the same
When I get a wife I'll probably never allow her to get drunk alcohol has been ruined to me forever by my bitch of a mother IRONICALLY IT MAKES ME WANT TO DRINK

I also dislike getting drunk in video games because of this. Even it feels uncomfortable and it's incredibly annoying
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>>272371637
Did you try deleting your WTF folder?
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>>272371527
Was your aunt hot?

Post pics.
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>>272371029
Another page, before I'm out.

Conker's Bad Fur Day
I worry about my future constantly, thinking I have no hope because I don't put enough effort into things, but everyone thinks I have things all figured out and will be successful.

When I was 14, a 27 year old girl took advantage of me. No one knows.I liked it.
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Medieval 2 Total War

Whenever I'm watching porn and the girl gives the guy a blowjob, I start salivating.
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Dota 2
Im secretly a virgin. Shocking I know but I seem to have pulled a clever ruse over everyone's eyes. Not by lying, but by just not correcting them when they assume incorrectly
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Silent Hill 2
I have sucked dick on multiple occasions
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Metal Gear Solid
I'm sexually attracted to women.
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>>272371527
She wasn't sleeping, anon. She wanted you to get the courage to take it further.
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Ape Escape

I tried to kill myself once by hanging myself in an old abandoned barn. The wooden beam I attached the rope to broke under the strain because it had rotted.
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>>272371645
I wasn't abused by my father, but his alcoholism ruined our family so I get what you mean. I went full straight edge because of it, and I don't let my girlfriend drink or smoke anything because of it either.

There are worse traumas to deal with.
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Earthbound
I visit this website. I'd never let anyone know that, except for my two closest friends.
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Space Engineers

I'm starting to think my dislike of MLP is unjustified
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Persona 4 Arena

I'm a small time cosplay photographer. I wouldn't say I'm famous or anything, but a few people on my local scene are aware of my work. I mostly got into cosplay photography as an excuse to get close to female photographers. Last year at Otakon I finally achieved my goal and arranged to setup a free photoshoot with a cosplayer in exchange for a blowjob. I wanted full on sex, but all she was willing to do was a blowjob so I thought, fuck it why not.
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>>272371674
No, but she had a fat ass, and that was enough for me.

>>272371806
She woke up he one time I tried to slip my hand under her pants.
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>>272369819

Rome 2

I originally became an police officer for the sole purpose of bashing in the faces of lefties.
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>>272370576
And here I thought you were joking...
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>>272371798
Are you me?

>>272371808
What's embarassing about that?
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I fucked my sister when she was 12 and I was 10
I'm 22 now, live with her and still fuck her regularly
I don't know what my favorite vidya is.
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Persona 4 G
I hate people outside of the group of my 3 Friends
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>>272371847
What was she dressed as?

Did she actually look decent?
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>>272371592
What, it took that long to get there?
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Medievil
I found this silver ring in a staircase on my campus and held it in my pocket for 3 weeks The "silver" has nearly all faded away and I spent nearly a month holding a silver plated dollar store pos in my pocket like I was gollum but the ring was fucking worthless
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>>272370836
Have these people not watched silence of the lambs or what?
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>>272371926
>I don't know what my favorite vidya is.
How awful.
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>>272371637
have you tried switching it off and on?
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Spyro: Riptos Rage
I think of each and every one of you as a close friend because my real life friends all have lives and girlfriends now.
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>>272371921
He can't even kill himself right.
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>>272369819
Is this a real game?
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>>272371937
>she
There's probably a "reason" she didn't want to have sex, anon.
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>>272371926

Livin' the dream, anon.
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Metal Gear Solid
I don't seed.
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>>272369819
Baldurs Gate 2
I'm useless bum
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>>272371942
The OP posted like a maniac for an hour and then only a page every hour or two.

No one picked up where he left off and everyone just waited patiently until that page.
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>>272372023
I'd probably be your friend if I met you.
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Wind Waker
My First erection was to Carrie-Anne Moss in the Matrix, shes a real trucking ugly bitch
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>>272372023
With that game choice you can be my close friend anytime anon
<3
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>>272372121
Shit, anything happened after that?
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Dark Souls

Still feel guilty about sexual intimacy with a female friend when i was younger despite being the same age
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>>272372071
Yes but Underage Panty Quest XVIII Ultra Hurt Feelings edition was way better.
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>>272372058
So? Just keep trying until you get it right.
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>>272371816
>There are worse traumas to deal with.
I could go full /blog/ but getting beat up by your own mother and told you're worthless from the age of 4 is pretty bad

I wasn't even good enough to be molested is what I feel

I had older siblings go through the same, they tried to protect me but couldn't

We always played vidya together but now we live far apart. I play with bro online

sorry for not vidya. it's related only in the sense video games are the sole way I fought through depression and lack of self esteem
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>>272371968
Magpie please go.
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>>272371937
Homura from Madoka. She was looked like the average cosplayer. And by that I mean not like the attractive ones that get posted in cosplay threads. She wasn't gross or anything so I was pretty happy.
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>>272369819
Thief 1 & 2
I want to break up with my gf. But it's free, easy sex, and she's fucking hot. I know I'll never bang another chick with a body like hers
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Man some of these secrets are pathetic. "I hate myself" so what? That's not a confession. I know this is 4chan, but at least say you jack it to loli or something.
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>>272372194
Did they announce the Oppai loli sequel for localization yet?
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>>272372297
Yes.

But they're censoring all the panties
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>>272372297
>oppai loli

literally the worst
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Return to castle Wolfenstein
Too tall and have a gut/deep voice so I can't be a sissyboy cumbucket
Too beta and have a small penis so I can't be a macho man pussy/boypussy magnet
Stuck in limbo between two extremes, I weep and masturbate to vietnamese cartoons
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>>272372276
Look where you are.
Whats so secret about something when you know everyone does it, and everyone knows you do it?
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>>272372172
I don't remember. Most people probably left the thread or Googled it themselves.

The manga itself turns out to be like 150 pages of teasing with two pages of futa on male, and then I don't even remember but the entire expression was extraordinarily sexually frustrating.
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>>272372239
Hey man, you have some people that care about it. That's what counts in the end.
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>>272371921

>deepest, darkest = embarrassing

Anon, please.
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>>272372414
Jesus
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>>272372362
You'll stop being such a pleb one day I'm sure.
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Kingdom hearts 2

I do vocals for a metalcore band and I'm a prog nerd. Our album we put out cost 6k.
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Tekken Tag 2

I paid for my PS4 selling my plasma and sperm.
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>>272370994
>I could be a fucking Trolly pusher for all I care
had to read that a few times
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>>272372360
Be right back, boycotting Nisa.
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I told this before but
999
I put so many things in my urethra from a young age i can put 2 fingers in it
Also forgot to mention last time, i also sometimes use some yoghurt and inject in into my dick, so when i come a lot more "cum" comes out.
I'm also trying to pump my dick so one day i'll be able to someone fuck it
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>MGS3
> I draw massive amounts of hentai. like draw that shit errday. Kind of got hard now that I'm living in a dorm but I post that shit on bulletin boards all over campus. Funny enough it stays up for quiet some time too.
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>>272372368
>vietnamese cartoons
>not superior manhwa
You are missing out on our misery.
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>>272372071
>ps4
>weeb
No. The ps4 is THE most american dudebro console to date.
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Godhand

I don't break KitKats into halves, I just bite the whole thing.
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>>272372471
>wanting a little girls with tits

Might as well go fuck a midget anon.
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Metro 2033.

I fap to 2D bondage of anime girls.I look for this shit on DeviantArt.
Also I fapped once to a rape-gore-bondage picture featuring mlp characters. I'm still ashamed of this
.
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>>272372239
Well, you'll always have us.
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>>272372575
motherFUCKER
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>>272372507
I've been trying to be able to insert at least a finger in my urethra, how do I stretch it? I've tried smaller things for long periods of time but it doesn't seem to do anything.
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>>272372368
You can be my cumbucket if you want, anon.
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Insurgency

I'm a quick learner, socially adept, and highly adaptable, but I'm too lazy to make anything of myself or take my life in any particular direction. Every time I start a new "this time I mean it" project to better myself, I let it wither and die in under a month, even if it means losing the money I invested in it. I am going to die a loser.
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>>272372575
You monster
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>>272372614
You should check out /d/'s shortstack threads.
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Red Dead Redemption

Two 18-year-olds tricked me into sucking both their cocks
I was 10.
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>>272372614
daily reminder midgets need love too and have cute voices
you'll never feel like a manlet next to a midget either
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Silent Hill 1 or 3. Can't decide.

I am completely physically incapable of peeing in public bathrooms. Apparently this is a rare psychological disorder. I have never explained this to anyone, I have no idea what they make of my frequent disappearances when in actuality I'm just running back home to have a piss.
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>>272371029
>The fat old guy isn't her first time
>not even cheating on an innocent unsuspecting boy friend

Thanks but no thanks.
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Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

My mom used to drink a lot when I was very young, she would pull down my pants to leave me half naked then chase me around.

I have a high paying job and seriously considered having a life-in qtpie boi or something similar.
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>>272372575
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>>272372724
>ntr fetish
>>/out/
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>I've been calling you faggots all this time
>a lot of you really are gay
Holy shit, I'm so sorry anons. I had no idea!
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>>272372663
I was just like that, 10 years ago. My capacities have been rotting away and I can barely remember anything, riddles and puzzles are now difficult. It feels like my brain went on vacation to get away from this mess.
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>>272372217
Nigger it's not that easy to just end your life all of a sudden.
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earthbound

i fucked a retard once
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Age of Empires 2

I once shoplifted a can of coke
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>>272372796
It's alright, honey. Internet "faggot" isn't the same as homo.
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Duke Nukem 3D
This website ruined my life. I stopped giving a shit about assignments in high school and just spent all day arguing about stupid shit on 4chan. I barely ended up passing and now I'm in a fucking community college still getting by on the skin of my teeth and spending all day on here. It's like heroin.
I lost frienships over this too, I couldn't stop myself from arguing about stupid shit in real life either. When my friends started talking about what movies they want to watch or what video games they're excited for I would just rag on them for having shit taste and even though I knew what I was doing was wrong I couldn't stop it. They eventually just stopped talking to me altogether
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>>272372727

well, you should buy me vidya shit.

I wont live with you or fuck you though
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>>272370994
She won't be your gf forever if you stay a trolley pusher. She may not care now but wait until you're both in your 30's and your friends are getting married and starting families and mortgaging houses and shit
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>>272372870
Just jump off some shit
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>>272372245
It was a gift...to the chapter.
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Dragon's Dogma

I was fired from my job last month and I haven't told my room mate. I have enough savings to last three months and the only reason I got this job was connections; I'm fucked and it's the only job I've ever had and I am seriously worried what will happen when I can't afford to live here anymore.
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>>272372932
Beg someone else, poorfag.
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>>272372989
>implying they won't be gifted the bolts too
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Final Fantasy XV

I've always been liberal as fuck. I'm a crossdresser and also a literal faggot. Although I don't approve of the retardedness of the average sjw, I begrudgingly accept the movement because the end result will be more gay acceptance in video games.
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>>272373049

I got money, I just want to spend it on other stuff, like girls :^)
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Metal Gear Solid
When i was 12 i tried to fuck my little sister who was about 8 years old, but i didn`t know what the fuck i was doing so i didn`t actually put it in Our mom caught us while i was trying to do it ;_;
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Cave Story
i have this weird ass fetisch about death and especially strangulation that gets me hard as fuck
i remember playing tombraider when i was like 8 and spending a lot of time just running into spikes and shit to see her die and get a huge boner, though i didn't really know why
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>>272372896
OHHH no you don't anon. You don't get to post something like that without providing a story.

delivar pls
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>>272373012
Surrender your boipussy to him
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>>272372073
>she
The blowee turned into a blower?
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>>272372932
You don't want those games bad enough, I see.
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>>272372507
isn't it supposed to hurt ?
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>>272372829
Holy shit, please stop narrating my life.
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>>272373113
What happened?
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>>272372829
I've been like that for three years.

What can I do to not end up like you? What do you wish you had done years ago that would have been easier then that it would be now to change things?
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>>272372987
I mean mentally, not physically.
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>>272373012
Go out and find another! Time's ticking and the only one who can help you is you
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>>272372796
Back to tumblr, fag.
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>>272372989

I don't understand this. Can someone explain to me ?
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>>272370994

What are you gonna do when she cheats on you?
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I am a literal autist who can barely interact with another human being because I just don't get social clues, I only understand jokes by this point as a matter of attrition rather than finding them funny and I get uncontrollably nervous when talking to other people.

My favourite game is League of Legends. I am more embarrassed about this than the autism.
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>>272369819
My favorite vidya is all pokemon
For most of my childhood I never had any friends because they were afraid of me just because spooky coincidences always happened around me, especially when I got angry
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>>272373232
Then you don't need to be killing yourself
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>>272373085
>being a degenerate
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>>272373203
>What can I do to not end up like you?
Not that anon, but I'd say exercise, learn a new language, travel, explore the world, stop lazying around and do something, anything.
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Super Mario World
I have a weird obsession with uploading porn torrents to a private tracker, but I never download anything myself or watch the porn I upload. It's all 3DPD Brazzers type stuff. I've got about 2TB of porn on my computer and I'll never watch any of it. I usually go to exhentai to fap.
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>>272373330
They are known for stealing stuff
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>>272372829
Stop, this is hitting me deep, anon.

I need to start doing shit before it's too late
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>>272372620
I know, Anon. We're all here forever, together.

no homo
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>>272372713
I wan't to feel like a manlet Tall girls are my fetish
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Megaman Legends

I broke up with my trap boyfriend because she wanted to have sex right away and I wanted to wait because I was self conscious about myself. I regret it deeply and want to get back with her but I think its too late
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>>272373484
It's never too late. It just takes more effort.
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Deus Ex

I gave blowjobs to my dogs regularly as a child for about a year
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>>272372663

Samesies, with almost all physical activities I take up I learn them incredibly quickly, and usually outpace the people with me by a large margin. It makes me feel shitty because I have all this natural talent, but get bored because its "too easy".
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>>272373537
*he
*him
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>>272372702

This reminds me that when I was really young, like 4-6, an older kid (like 12 or something) who was staying with us tricked me into sucking his dick. Years later our neighbour's kid who was in high school did the same thing to my brother while he was babysitting us at his house. He also showed us porn and naked pictures of his parents.

I thought I had forgotten that shit. Fuck you, anon.
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>>272373545
Effort was my first sin.
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>>272373537
>she
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>>272373556
Go on.
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Xenosaga episode 1

im a closet transexual but wont come out because my dad was a drunk when i was a kid and now hes sober for years and our relationship has grown and weve finally bonded and became close. i want to suppress the transexual part of me to make my dad happy
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>>272370783
>I also only have one testicle

Oh wow, same. Honestly not that big of a deal dude, girls don't seem to mind.
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Fallout new vegas.
I've done nothing but post off topic garbage and shitposted on this board for ~7 years. It's addicting to derail threads and turn video game discussions into porn dumps. I don't hold any animosity towards this site or the other people who use it. I just get off on the thrill of doing something naughty
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>>272373330
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blood_Ravens
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>>272372702
I remember when I was in some daycare me and some kid were about the same age and would suck eachothers dicks constantly behind tress, and we didn't even know what we were doing. it just felt good.
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>>272373607
>>272373571
Habits. He liked being called she
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>>272372796
I-It's not gay if it's a feminine dick!
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>>272372829
>>272372663
Dawn of War
when I was a kid i got into all sorts of magnet schools and special programs because I was so smart. I tested at 160+ iq and could do a year's worth of schoolwork in a month. when i reached high school I stopped caring and dropped out. i'm 22 and neet with no skills, no ambitions, no friends. It takes me five minutes to prepare a bowl of cereal and I'm barely able to form coherent sentences sometimes. please don't end up like me. please stay in school. please do something with your lives kids
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>>272371527
Don't worry, I'm one of the 10 people on Earth that own a Vita and I enjoy Freedom Wars a lot
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Catherine

Because I moved houses and schools quite a lot when I was younger I fell into a habit of just lying about everything to do with myself. I have friends in multiple countries who know nothing about me apart from what I made up. This includes creating new interests and habits for myself that roughly fit with whatever I had heard about the area I was moving to.
I keep in touch with all of them on Facebook and steam and I have an 11 page word doc that reminds me about what I do and don't like depending on the person.
I wish this was a joke post.
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>>272373379
What
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>>272373798
I actually love it, but it was easier to think of something recent than my favorite game.
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Metroid Prime

I once killed two of my pet hamsters by shaking them violently while they were in their hamster ball. They started getting super territorial and bit me whenever I tried to touch them, they had it coming.

My mom died in 2009, she's unanimously respected and missed by all of my family. She was a druggy bitch, terrible mother, and I'm honestly relieved she's dead.

I didn't like MGS3 that much.
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Killer 7
I hate everybody around me. For some reason I keep comparing my life, my social skills, height, hair colour, intelligence and other things to every person I meet. And if they just have one little thing better than me I end up hating them greatly. I never show it though, I just distance myself from them. I really hate myself for it, I have a lot of great friends but every time I see them I get filled with anger.
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Currently Dark Souls 2

Myself and about seven other firefighters watched as a house burned to the ground because we were ordered "Not to use more than 20 gallons due to rations" by the city during a drought. Two people died.
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>>272373861
Don't kill yourself if you don't want to kill yourself. It's pretty simple. If it's hard, then you don't want to do it. Just do something else.
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>>272373012
I had a job accident and lost a finger while working for family, I'm still recovering and as soon as I'm good to work they'll rehire me but I don't want to, I was useless and made a mess daily and when they finally moved me to another position I had the accident. My family is forcing me to go, to face my fears or something but I neither want or can and my only exit would be to live on my own, which is impossible.
I have a month of time left, at most. I need help.
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>>272373839
Please upload the doc
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>>272373545
It's been too late for years now anon. We will never be the people that we could have been.

I know if I really really tried I could function in society but why bother. At this point it would just be damage control. I'll always be a remedial fuck
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>>272373197
Well, she just told us to put our clothes back on and to never do it again.I don't think my father knows this and i think my sister hates me for it ;_;
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>>272373839

That's horrifying Anon. I mean, Catherine? Really?
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>>272374004
How old are you?
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Soul Hackers
I live in slavshit country and I'm afraid I'll end up alone because nobody likes weabooshit as much as I do.
I'll probably let any of you fuck me, if we were to meet, despite being asexual.
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>>272373925
You sick fuck, how can you say DaS2 is your favorite? That shit is a mess
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>>272373537
Should I bother? It's been less than a year and I know he's remained single.
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>>272369819
I don't even know what my favourite vidya is anymore, not going to bother to spoiler either because anon.
I got regularly abused when I was young, my mother had me when she was 16, we moved away from that household and I started school, my 4th year teacher was a pedophile. I had literally autistic friends and no social skills and became very overweight and all I cared about was vidya, I overcame this and lost weight but I have a fucked up disorder where I rip my own hair out without realising, I was constantly ridiculed and treated like shit by my peers but I never told a single soul how or why, just made up excuses.
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>>272373839
>>272373964
This. Screenshot it or something.
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>>272373721
Sacrifice
You just fell into some bad funk. I recommend reading a lot of shit to help you understand. Anything at all is fine.

>>272373919
That's called envy
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>>272370806
>an anonymous gay chat site

Why didnt you just say /v/
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>>272373839
I know this feel but I'm slowly overcoming it. Most of the lying I did to my girlfriend. Who's coming to visit me next year. I have to slowly reveal new things about me and admit lies, it's taking a fucking long time since there's a lot of shit I lied about, sometimes for absolutely no reason at all, but she's still fine with me. She'll probably completely hate me once I get to the some of the touchier subjects I lied about but I guess I kind of deserve it to be honest.
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Deus Ex or MGS3
I used to have tons of sex with older men for free
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>>272373839
I'm you except I don't have it written down. I keep these personalities in my head. The other day I woke up an realized this has taken so much effort that I don't know who I actually am. I'm not actually anybody. I'm empty.
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>>272374074
You know what comes next.
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Killing Floor

I'm a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be an anime girl. I like the way my steam friends treat me because we can be cute and cuddle and flirt without anyone white knighting me or being uncomfortable around me because I'm a girl.
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>>272374074
>liking SMT
>living in Eastern Europe
You're one hardcore hacker ain't ya?
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>>272373721
I'm 24, bro.
I stopped doing homework at age 8 because they were meaningless, there were already test and exams to see what I learned and grade me on it.
Then I got massively bullied and started skipping classes. Eventually exams. Still managed to pass.
One year I failed hard but some teachers passed me, with a literal 0, because they had faith in me. I'm so sorry.
I skipped one full year and then when retrying the next year I missed some months and then went back and promised the teacher I was almost friends with that I'd attend more. Haven't stepped in since. I think he doesn't teach there anymore.
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>>272373124
i hope none of my friends read this
she didn't have down syndrome or anything but:

dated a girl for a while, she had assburgers. tended to go full retard at some times. never date assburgers
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>>272374212
this is truly the worst feel.
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>>272374080
Yeah, but I can't stand GFWL and I don't own any other consoles.
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>>272373964
No.
It's just refreshing to tell another living, breathing human secret stuff sometimes.
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>>272374074
Give me your contact info.
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>>272374218
>girl
>pretending to be a boy, who's pretending to be an animu girl

10/10.

Whenever a friendly relationship with a girl becomes to awkward I hint at being gay until it's better, it usually ends with sexual tension building up until I fuck them and then stop talking to them out of fear
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>>272370030
hey stamper ;3

>>272369819
I fucking love legend of mana
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>>272374325
GFWL removal this month git hyp
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>>272374074
Are you a sissy fuccboi?
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>>272374175
What's this from? I can only find pic related but no source.
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Sly 2
I want to suck my best friends penis, well, any penis actually. He just gets drunk alot and takes it out jokingly and I can't help but want to. I don't want to do anything else with a man. I've just always been fascinated with the thought of sucking cock. I need to get it out of my system but I don't want to get raped/killed so I don't contact faggots on craigslist. Plus I don't look effeminate
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>>272374074
Don't give up, I live in slavcountry too and there are many weebs in bigger cities.
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>>272374218
Can I just straight up be your bf, anon-chan? :3 Let me add you, c'mon.
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>>272374464
Next time just go for it. He's sending you clear signals.
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>>272374064
23. Not that old chronologically but i've been withering for over half a decade. And considering my mental age is probably in the teens I don't think I can catch up
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Crusader Kings 2
I hate everyone around me and watching my grandparents and now parents neighborhood turn into the ghetto because niggers and spics are talking vermin make me want to go full Breivik
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TF2

I'm 22 and despite having the education/qualifications to get a driver's license I still stay attached to my mom and live at home because I'd need to work a job to pay off a car/insurance. This means I have no friends unless they chauffeur me around.

I don't let them because I'm too prideful to be a burden but too lazy to be responsible, thus I don't really have friends outside of college classes.
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>>272374464
Sounds like he wants it
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>>272372618
>Also I fapped once to a rape-gore-bondage picture featuring mlp characters. I'm still ashamed of this.
Haven't we all?
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>>272374464
I only have one friend left, he comes home and I go to his. I often stay untill way past dawn when I go to his house and his family isn't there.
I wish some faggy shenaningas happened, just to be close to someone.
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Final Fantasy XII International

Because I'm quite short and slim I used to dress up as a girl and whore myself out to various people who wanted to have sex with traps. I made a lot of money doing it but I stopped because I didn't want to catch anything and there were people trying to make me "work for them to keep me safe" so I got right the fuck out of there. I never did it with old dudes though, just curious people and good looking guys, I even had a few women on occasion.
Ah those were the days.
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Final Fantasy Tactics
I molested my sister when I was 11, I'm not sure if she doesn't remember or just doesn't care, but she's never brought it up or acted strange about in the past nearly 10 years. I've felt guilty about it for years and I've been paranoid about her confronting me. for the longest time.
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>>272374578
I think once you start doing stuff again you'll be fine. Just gotta shake the cobwebs out.
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resident evil code veronica
act normalfag in public
meet childhoodfriend that i havent meet in a loong time
surrounded by diffrent people aswell that dont knew us, start to have a nice chat with everyone because that what normalfags do
somehow they're now talking about anime
friend cuts in and talks about loli and how its seen
he goes full /jp/
im in full NOPE hide powerlevel Mode and walks away

cant find him on facebook
it was never ment to be i guess
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>>272374074
Move to the west.
Weebs are fucking everywhere and they are friendly as fuck since they know they're freaks and they too are afraid of being alone.
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