Congratulations neckbeards, Bioware sexed up a woman for the sole amusement of your dicks. Are you fucking happy now? Will you buy their game and be happy about yourselves?
Looks more like a dude with tits
>that
>not a tranny
pick 1
ugly manface dyke with ridiculous accent?
>>271474882
Fuck no that thing is hideous, that is not how breasts work.
sjw threads are against the rules right?
no she's not very attractive
did they actually show tits though? slightly surprised.
>>271474882
mtf
>>271474882
Two black eyes is sexy?
She was somewhat cute for a western made character in DAII. What the fuck happened?
>>271474882
No. Those tits are horrible.
>>271474882
why is she so fucking ugly
why
>inb4 weeb fags bring up their waifu shits
>>271475120
They realized that the Witcher is actually going to wreck them.
So they had to do something.
>Cassandra
No thanks, she's a genric TUFF GURL WHO DNT NEED NOE MAHNI'm still going to buy DA3 on day 1The thing that bothers me so far is that fruity Dorian is a god damn necromancer
>>271474882
>Bioware employees confirmed for knowing nothing about breasts
I'm not surprised, really.
I don't care until I get to see the ugly pig elf dyke naked.
>>271475183
Not empowered enough in DA2.
Do they show dick? They better show dick.
>>271475286
>Would rather have sex with a bull man instead of a woman
Biowarefags everyone
>>271474882
>Implying this game isn't a self parody about relationships in video games.
Watch this and tell me again that Bioware is a good developer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJYrtbTYMY
why are there so many fucking DAI threads today
probably gonna wife her up, lets be honest the rest of the romances are even worse and the qt black chick isnt available because bioware hates black people
>>271475494
How the fuck did you get that from what they said?
Are you legitimately retarded?
>>271475542
shitposting/shilling with a couple discussion posts somewhere in there
>>271475494
I never said the first thing about a bull. Who are you quoting?
why are her boobs so low
it's freaking me out
>>271475546
>this thing
>cute
>>271475694
Why the fuck is she covered in oil?
>>271474882
Yes, no, and yes.
>>271474882
Jesus christ why are her tits on her waist?
She was such a qt as a child. Would raise into a respectable young woman.
>>271475694
yeah i think shes cute, fight me
>>271474882
What...am I looking at here
>>271475948
Bioware has 0 knowledge of how tits work.
>>271474882
is her penis feminine or masculine?
this is important.
>>271475902
>>Has never seen realy double D tits in real life
>>271475518
Jezus this is so fucking uncomfortable ...
>>271475694
goddam i can smell the nigger from here.
>daily reminder that Triss' boobs in TW2 were immobile despite the position
CDPR, I'm counting on you idiots, boob physics or fuck off with your shitty games
>>271475902
Knowing Bioware they reused the same female body for everyone.
>>271474882
Are there actual sjw on /v/ or is this some kind of meta shitposting?
>>271474882
NO THE GAME IS STILL GOING TO SUCK
>>271474882
wait
there are actually nipples in this game?
>>271475286
>I'm still going to buy DA3 on day 1
But why though?
>>271476198
Yes
>>271476096
Speak for yours....nevermind you already are.
>>271476193
most likely, copy/paste and slightly change the color.
>>271475518
>they gave the game 8/10
>>271476198
I think there's a few legit ones. It was very obvious during the whole 5 guys/Vivian thing that there were people who CLEARLY did not regularly browse or post here.
Other than that I think people fall for bait too often and people just like having fun and poking fun at them by pretending to be them.
Source: Have done it myself, with hilarious results. /v/ gets too riled up by everything. TL;DR I think there's more fake than legit ones.
>>271476370
At least pirate it.
even with her tits out she still looks like a fucking man
>>271476251
I like Bioware, the only game from them I've ever played which I'd call outright bad would be Dragon Age 2.
Mass Effect gets a lot of flak, but I can't really call it a bad game.
Seeing all the screenshots of this game has made me realize how much value I place on games having attractive characters.
I mean, I'm -really- put off from even pirating this because the whole cast is ugly except for like 1 or 2 of the guys.
>>271476370
If you wanted to play a shitty game, then buy a used copy of Sonic 06.
>>271474882
She looks deformed
>>271476506
Stop objectifying her!
>mfw that's what they'll literally say
Why does she have those dead fish eyes?
>>271476527
Have you seen the game? The awful writing? The shitty combat? The dumbed down RPG mechanics? The disgusting graphics?
>>271476492
It's meta shilling and meta trolling for a big part, shills trolling shills of other companies for bad reputation. Especially around launch of bigger titles I doubt that there are even 50% real people in these threads
Imagine waking up to this every morning.
>>271476198
After the removal of discussion about gamers...uh fence or whatever you have to seriously ask this?
even if it was meta it shows the sad state this half chan is at now where joking about something that serious has become part of some strange joke to the narrative
>We want The Witcher fanbase
>censored
>>271474882
>buying videogames
>>271474882
> EA
> buy
>>271476780
Holy shit it looks like she's a corpse.
Where are the Jospehine sex scenes? Thats all I want to see
>>271476793
>waahh I can no longer shitpost about muh movement on /v/
Fuck off back to your containment chan.
what happened, Cassandra?
Did anyone get a screen of Mummy Leliana from the gamespot review?
>>271474882
>sexed up
>literally made her uglier and less sexy
