Am I the only one whose legitimately hyped for Splatoon. Not because of squid lolis and shit like that but because it actually looks like a fun game.
>b-b-but if it wasn't made by Nintendo you would call it shovelware
Maybe so, but it would also be because shovelware companies wouldn't put the same care into the game as Nintendo would.I just think it looks fun, is that such a bad thing
I agree with you.
i was hyped as fuck back when i thought it was multiplayer only. i can't wait to get the game day one and spend a week playing online with /v/
Even if there was no allure to it, the feel, aesthetic, sound design, and prospective gameplay look fucking stellar.
The squidlolis are just amassiveplus.
looks legitly fun
No argument here
>>271454675
Well at least there's a single player for when the online dies.
I'm kinda praying for a bot mode
I'm hyped too
It's the newest members of Nintendo EAD. And the newest trailer shows a lot of love with all that graffiti. They want this to work.
>>271454361
Not a huge fan of the character design (they look a little overdesigned with the details on shoes and shirts) but the game looks incredibly fun. I wish it wasn't a WiiU exclusive, now I'll never get to play it.
I'm not into lolis but I do like the character design. But mostly the gameplay looks really good. I'm really looking forward to it, too.
Don't worry, anon. Not all people hyped for Splatoon are in it for the squid porn.I don't even like it.
>>271454923
It's the Nintendo Garage program correct?
Isn't it basically their job to make new IP's?
fuck the porn, the art style is rad as fuck and the game looks fun
>at least 4 months until splatoon
I want to die.
It looks fun as hell but I'd need to get a damn job to be able afford a Wii U ;_;
Be honest, would you be remotely interested in this game if it was a Ubisoft multiplat game?
>>271454361
Certainly not the only one.
Gameplay looks fun ,ink and squid mechanics look interesting
Also love the general weirdness of both the squids/octopi and that lore artwork is hilarious.
>>271454361
I agree that it looks fun. Also, use some damn question marks for once.
>>271454361
Is actively on my radar since the single player trailer
>>271455464
no because I'd get it on PC and then I'd have to deal with uPlay
>>271455464
that question makes no sense
since if it was made by anyone else, it wouldn't be this
>>271454804
Nigga people still played Mario Kart Wii before Nintendo pulled the plug on Wii and DS Nintendo Wifi network
Hell people still played Mario Strikers charged and Battle revolution and even Brawl despite it's shitty connection.
Nintendo games are known to last for quite a while, online even more, Splatoon is gonna be find until they take off the Nintendo Network
>>271455464
You say that but you gotta realize this is the kind of shit only Nintendo would think of.
>>271455464
>ubisoft
No
if you said valve or capcom or something then yes
I was hesitant pre-Nintendo Direct as I was worried this was going to be purely multiplayer, hence the questions warranting a full-price purchase. Now that it's confirmed it has a single-player mode, I'm interested in it again. Give me a decent price and I'll be satisfied.I just hope Nintendo don't go full retard on marketing what is a new IP and should be given equal right as any new Mario/Zelda/Kirby game usually does.
>>271454361
After the singleplayer trailer I got my hype going. It seemed alright as a multiplayer shooter, but I wasn't sure how much enjoyment I'd get out of it. But with a fully fledged out singleplayer, with obstacle courses / platforming and stuff mixed in with the shooting, I'm buying it on day-one. It looks like great fun.
What makes me sad is that the online community will be dead wtihin a month.
>>271454361
>Am I the only one whose legitimately hyped for Splatoon.
No, it made me consider getting a Wii-U.
Not decided yet though.
>>271455464
>Ubisoft
>ever
no
>>271455464
Assuming everything was the exact same besides being multiplat, yes.
But I don't know if ubisoft would make it as charming. Maybe if they got some creative minds from the Rayman team...
>>271456036
But the Wii U has a significantly smaller userbase than the Wii
>>271455464
No, because every Ubisoft game ever made since AC: Brotherhood reuses the same MP engine.
I don't have a Wii U, but there are a lot of great games for it now and I'll probably get it at some point in the future once I get my shit together
I want it to sell well so we get Squidlolis in sm4sh and eventually Amiibos
>>271454361
Yes. Everyone else only loves it for asthetics, nothing else. Nothing at all.
this is way better :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRl7sbLevg
>yfw Nintendo Direct reveals later on that Squid Girl is DLC for Smash and she's free if you buy Splatoon
>>271454361
>am I the only one
No, you fucking retard
>b-but they only like it for the squid lolis
Multi-task, nigga.
>>271456823
I'd buy a squiibo without a second thought, but what I really want is Midna. I really, really hope the rumour of Hyrule Warrior amiibos is true.
>>271457024
I honestly hate paid DLC for fighters. I feel like it puts some people at an unfair advantages
>>271456823
I would like that but it will be difficult.
New IP and being a Wii-U game.
Lets hope Nintendo will actually give this game some marketing.
>>271457024
I would be fine with it.
I'm still hype, was hyped since day one
I'm expecting MAYBE 200k sales for this
Online will be dead in a month
>>271457156
well, nintendo is not going to release free dlc, so what's the problem?
I'm legit hyped for it too OP, sans pedophilia related tendency. The character design is really neat and the overall aesthetics are fantastic. I'm really fucking hyped to hear the full OST, especially after hearing that song from the recent direct.
Here's hoping to custom squidkids too, I fucking love customization.
>>271457671
They've given out free DLC in the past
>yfw Splatoon becomes a gigantic megahit
>the Wii U starts selling insane numbers because everybody wants to play the 10/10 killer app Splatoon
>Splatoon becomes easily the best selling Wii U game
>gets a TV Show, a Movie, countless figures and toys, and becomes an international phenomenon
>Nintendo drops Mario as their mascor for a Squid Girl
>Nintendo wins the generation
>buys out Microsoft and Sony's video game wings
>releases the Nintendo Ultimate, a console that has every video game ever made up on its eShop
>Splatoon gets fifteen sequels and becomes the most well-known video game of all time
>>271454361
>Am I the only one
No you fucking faggot, you are never the only one.
It looks good.
>>271458029
if only
>>271455464
"Be honest, would you eat this apple if it was sold by Snow White's witch?"
>>271454361
I thought the game was fun as hell back at E3, great character designs and art direction, but it was just too good of a concept to be limited to multiplayer arena shooting... I'm now really hyped after seeing the Single Player mode on the last Direct. It looks amazing, this game is now my second most anticipated game on the WiiU. First is Zelda.
Looks really fun, too bad it's on a console
>>271458029
Keep dreaming there buddy
>>271458029
I'm hyped for it, and all, but this shit is just wack.
>>271454361
>>b-b-but if it wasn't made by Nintendo you would call it shovelware
You know it's true, OP.
I really want to hear the entire OST
Especially if they get Naganuma for a few tracks, like he wants to do
>>271458956
Soundtrack is already gorgeous even without Naganuma. Who's the composer?
>>271459054
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toru_Minegishi
>>271454361
Yes, it's fucking unique, if it was about dogs marking territory with their piss it'd still be great.
>>271455464
No, because I remember Watchdogs Hype.
>>271454361
Single player looks fun, but I'm a bit worried that the game will be too gimmicky.
Why do people think you can't like something if you like the porn of it?
>>271459362
So he's fairly unknown. Few projects he actually handled by himself. He's doing a wonderful job now though.
>>271454361
It looks stupid as fuck honestly
Be honest, if this wasn't by nintendo nobody would give a flying fuck about it.
The gameplay is laughably simple and gimmick based, the multiplayer looks like it'd get bland and boring within an hour or two of play, the singleplayer looks bland, and the whole shooting ground/walls to move on them is pretty stupid and will become extremely tedious in absolutely no time at all
All in all it looks like a 10-15 dollar game, the kind you'd expect from some no-name indie/third party dev and you bought cause all the good games were sold out at blockbuster
How anyone can be hype for this beyond being a pedophile for the designs or just a dumb kid is beyond me.
>>271459054
>>271458956
>I really want to hear the entire OST
Love the music so far. Even if we only heard two songs so far.
Here. Single player trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXKQQmm9EE
>>271459840
>game is a sequel
FUCKIN REHASHES EVERYWHERE
>game tries to introduce new mechanics
WOW FUCKIN GIMMICKS EVERYWHERE
there's no winning
>>271455187
Yeah, from what I heard. Miyamoto was the project leader or some shit like that, IIRC
>>271460125
Maybe cause that's the truth? Make a new IP that isn't reliant on stupid gimmicks and maybe people will put more faith in nintendo and buy their console, all they've done as of recent is churn out more gimmicks upon gimmicks in both new and old series.
Frankly when I saw the game I was busier thinking "holy shit there's paintrollers and super soakers and you can go in the ink to surf around, I need this in my life" and less "I wanna fuck that squid."I would fuck that quid though.
It looks like a Sega game. And I'm not just talking Jet Set Radio, I mean the whole presentation and focus on music just screams Sega
>console fps
if it has wiimote support I will get it day one
>>271455464
I'd be interested but I wouldn't get it because they've burned me enough times.
>>271460256
The truth is that you're a retard, said "gimmicks" only add to the game. Without the "gimmicks" it might as well be Gears of War with squidlolis.
I've nothing about Gears of War, the first one was pretty awesome, but you're a retard if you thing we should stop trying to innovate. Not to mention all the people who actually played the game seem to love the "gimmicks".
>>271456823
>This was originally gonna be a Mario game
>yfw Amiibo support to get Mario Style Inkling costumes
>>271460538
yeah the moment the E3 trailer showed you can swim up colored walls they had me
I've been fantasizing about movement options and game modes in this ever since
I still would a squid though
>>271455464
I'd pirate the PC version.
>>271454361
GameXplain made an analysis video recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6S2zU6-Zy8
>>271458956
>Especially if they get Naganuma for a few tracks, like he wants to do
>Naganuma in this
I would literally cum buckets.
It honestly looks like a really fun game. Lovely aesthetics too!
It kinda remind me of back when I was a kid and I used to play Sunshine and just go spray all the buildings with Yoshi`s fruit juices and then act as if the Pianta cops were trying to arrest me for vandalism. Fun times.
>>271460256
Except anything that Nintendo will ever bring out that's not a rehash you will call a stupid gimmick. Because the only difference between gimmicks and innovation is if you wanna be positive or negative about it.
>>271461176
Naganuma would fit in so well with this game.
>>271458956
>>271461176
>Pic
>Am I the only one whose legitimately hyped for Splatoon. Not because of squid lolis and shit like that but because it actually looks like a fun game.
Everyone feels that way.
So any news on this game possibly getting a voice chat feature?
Also will it be full of 2edgy6u preteens yelling swear words?
>>271455464
Nope, not at all, fuck Ubisoft. I'd play it if it was anyone but them.
>>271461285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs3ZdDz1tr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIe2UmDKp8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijxMbIw2epk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkcmeG73IYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zo3ko_9YA
The fact that this guy isn't as popular as, say, Nobuo Uematsu is a fucking crime.
Why have we not seen ceiling swimming yet?
Would the camera work be too awkward?
>>271461032
Oh boy, it's 20 minutes of THIS guy.
This is a game that I actually want to learn the lore of
>>271454361
>He plays video games to have fun!
CacklingConcubines.png
>>271461202
Untrue. There are things that are just plain innovation, like sidescrolling instead of having to fit a whole stage on screen at once or having a game get progressively more challenging as you continue.
>>271461575
No, it'd be a bunch of neckbeards shouting maymays, since I'd be hosting /v/ lobbies
>>271460256
>gimmicks
It's a mechanic you idiot. A gimmick is something throwin in with no real purpose, like motion controls on most Wii games for example. The game's entirely built around swimming in Ink.
>>271454361
are we only going to be able to play as girls? what about the octopi, are they males on multiplayer?
>>271462274
There are squid shotas too in case you didn't watch the trailer anon
>>271462035
Hey, Derrick's pretty cool.
He'll be the one reviewing Sonic Boom and talking about how much potential the game COULD have had.
>>271462218
Weren't you at the meeting?
Gimmick can refer to a mechanic you don't like or used to shitpost a game you don't like.
>>271462124
>not LaughingPandaBears.gif
Step it up.
>>271454361
D-do people actually think most of us are just in it for the lolis thing?
Thats just something for us to circlejerk over until we get more info on the game. All the art is fucking great, so I appreciate any of iteven though I don't get the slightest bit turned on by the porn and lewds.
Besides, we had plenty of discussion about the game itself, its just that there is only so much to say.
For some reason the official art reminds me a lot of those claymation shorts they used to show on ABC. Am I the only one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vI0UcUxzrQ
>>271462420
I see, I didn't know that. Thanks.
>>271460256
Gameplay is a gimmick
>>271461976
Man I remember seeing that octopus at the direct and I was simultaneously confused, surprised and aroused.
>>271454361
>Not because of squid lolis and shit like that but because it actually looks like a fun game
Both my more normalfag friends and I are hype as fuck for it.I actually find the loli fetish pretty gross.
>>271460768
It will probably have like 50 control options like Pikmin 3
>>271461032
>GameXplain
I don't get this channel, I always see it when I'm looking up gameplay footage. Why do they always have pretty much everything nintendo-related?
>>271462470
nope i initially got that same fucking vibe
its so weird
>>271462739
>loli fetish
anon, it's called pedophilia.
>>271454361
I've always liked the Blooper enemy design, and the gameplay seems different, and when has Nintendo really fucked up a game they developed?
So I'm hyped
>>271463016
I think it's the whole "beagle boys with super soakers" thing. It just screams late 80s early 90s.
>>271461032
>It's the guy who isn't Andre
AUUUUGH
>>271455464
I wouldn't expect them to not fuck it up, so no.
>>271462854
I guess they're popular enough for Nintendo to send review copies and invitations to press events and shit.
>/v/ doesn't appreciate loli anymore
What happened?No seriously, I mean there's not enjoying something, then there's the active "attacking" on it, did I miss something?
>>271463093
I was just being polite to avoid dragging the thread down in argumentation about what is a loli.
>>271463235
>beagle boys
What?
>>271461032
>not andre
Dropped
>>271463353
shitposters and normalfags.
I don't think anybody here outright hates lolis, maybe they aren't a fan of itlike mebut they aren't about to shit on other people for liking it.
>>271463460
>not knowing who the beagle boys are
>>271462470
It reminds me more of those weird Cartoon Network music videos.
>>271463353
Unique poster feauter scare the samefag lolifag in the threads
>>271463584
Yeah i'm the same way. I can appreciate the art/porn and whatever but thats not my thing. I won't, however, start calling people a pedo for liking a bunch of pictures.
>>271463353
Because lolifags can be obnoxious as fuck. They're borderline trapfag tier when it comes to annoying fetish shitposters.
>>271463890
I had KND vibes as soon as I saw the characters during E3.
>>271463353
I don't give a fuck what you masturbate to. But, personally, I'd prefer my squidgirl with an adult body anda dick.
>>271462403
Why would I buy a crappy console for one game? If they ported thsi to PC I'd be more than willing to buy it.
>>271462854
>Why do they always have pretty much everything nintendo-related?
Because that's their field, they're almost exclusively Nintendo.
>>271462274
>>271462382
>squid shotas
>>271463890
You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUPCb8Uu_0w
Never thought of that but yeah I can see it. I think I like this game so much because it reminds me a lot of being a kid in the 90's and early 00's.
>>271461032
>watch video
>they don't recognize the voyager record
>"this looks like some kind of scientific study in the same vein as Leonardo DaVinci"
>mfw
>>271454361
It looks like Mario Sunshine level design and character movement wise. And not just because of the spraying mechanic.
It really looks fun, it has pogo-esque music as-well together with some rock, it's really fitting and the game just looks unlike anything I've played before.
It also runs at 1440p natively at a stable 60fps at least for the multiplayer, it's I believe the first current-gen console game to run at 1440p/60fps too, downside is it doesn't support local multiplayer.
>>271461032
This guy actually gets paid to speculate about unreleased games. How pathetic can you get?
>>271463675
>beagle boys
>not Panzerknacker Bande
>>271464081
You see, I would get that, if the game wasn't filled with squid girls and squid boys.
>>271455464
Yes, I played all of their Montreal games despite some of them being more movies than games.
Ubisoft is honestly not that bad, it's just their big budget stuff you oughtta avoid. Their DRM isn't even that bad if you're using Steam already.
day1 p2w dlc is a shitty practice though
>>271459632
Because normalfags.
>>271455464
no because "WAITING FOR UPLAY TO INSTALL GAME HURR"
>>271464525
Those 1440p pictures were just for magazines, it doesn't reflect the final product
>>271464501
>the voyager record
That annoyed me the most.
Also fuck you guys for not posting the 60fps trailer.
http://youtu.be/lXg3e_ZTZoI
>>271454556
>>271454361
I agree with both of you
>>271464501
>voyager record
I wonder what the squid version would be called?
>>271458029
>yfw Splatoon becomes a gigantic megahit
Well given the e3 hype, not unlikly for it to sell well
>the Wii U starts selling insane numbers because everybody wants to play the 10/10 killer app Splatoon
Also not unlikly that some out there would buy a wii u just for splatoon. Not many but they could be out there. If smash would have come later, I would have bought a Wii U either for X or Splatoon.
>Splatoon becomes easily the best selling Wii U game
Questionable. Depends on the marketing. Nintendo direct isnt reaching all the casuals who would probably gobble this shit up (because lets face it, the game looks fun as fuck and thats also big for casuals)
>gets a TV Show, a Movie, countless figures and toys, and becomes an international phenomenon
Now now, be realistic!
>Nintendo drops Mario as their mascor for a Squid Girl
Woah , what the-
>Nintendo wins the generation
W-Well so far Nintendo is leading with some pretty sweet games in my book, I mean 2014 was so kind to the 3ds, but still it-
>buys out Microsoft and Sony's video game wings
What the fuck have you been smoking?
>releases the Nintendo Ultimate, a console that has every video game ever made up on its eShop
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!
>Splatoon gets fifteen sequels and becomes the most well-known video game of all time
Okay, if you gonna spew bullshit, Im gonna shitpost!
HE is gonna take you back to the past!
>>271464587
The person getting paid to speculate about unreleased games is the pathetic one? I'd rather have that job any day.
>>271464719
That kinda proves my point. You cant even call designs cute without dozens of anons clamoring about how they want the octololi butt.
Its like sexualizing Yotsuba.
>>271464525
>It also runs at 1440p natively at a stable 60fps
you are full on retarded
>>271465175
Getting paid to sit around and manage a channel where all you do is play video games is bad enough. What this guy does is a lot worse.
>>271454361
>Am I the only one
stop this
Game looks fun but I really can't be interested when it's full of pedobait.
>>271465457
How is that pathetic though? They're taking advantage of faggots who watch it and don't have to do a lot of work.
It'd be sad and pathetic if they did it for free.
>>271465593
This, all the fanart is fucking disgusting.
>>271456307
I feel like, in the case of marketing, splatoon will be the exception. I just feel like from the response at e3 they're gonna milk this new cow. Which I hope they do.
>>271465098
Did you really take that seriously?
Come now. He was joking.
>>271464525
Final game will probably be 720p and 60fps
>>271465593
I'd be on the same boat as if if it were in a generic weebshit anime style, but it isn't.
>>271465743
Because 1) it's not a respectable career choice and 2) you're going to hate yourself eventually.
>>271465457
I would say analysis takes more work.
>>271465932
It's pretty much is either way, it's still pedobait.
>>271465912
That's not true. You have some really good fanart too
>>271465972
I guess it does, but in the end all he's doing is analyzing a video game that isn't even out yet. What is he getting out of that besides pocket change from stupid people?
>trying to take moral high ground discussing loli on /v/
ANON PLS
>>271466316
Sorry I'm not a degenerate pedophile.
>>271466054
>having young characters is pedobait.
and this is the world we now live in.
>portal knockoff
no thanks
>>271464919
Then why were all the other pictures in their native? 3ds pictures were 241p but that was just an error.
>>271465318
The e3 build did.
>>271465923
Honestly? The game's graphics are simple so it's not like it can't pull it off. It's also single player only so it requires multiple WiiU's power to play.
>>271466418
Leave
>>271466316
Cute not pedo
>>271466316
Some people realize there's 20 other boards more suitable for discussing whatever fetish you might have that aren't /v/
>>271466450
>It's also single player only
No it's not?
>typical nintendo argument
>i-it just looks f-fun
children think the wii was fun too
>>271466535
No, you can't like cute things or else you are a fucking degenerate pedo you sick fuck.
I bet you find babies to be cute too, you disgusting shit.
>>271466394
When the game consists entirely of little kids who lose their clothes when they die yeah, I'd say that's borderline.
>>271466640
I heard from a reliable source that they also really enjoyed the 3shitty and PStripple.
>>271466629local
to be fair console fps are fucking cancer but if this support wiimote I'll give it a shot.
>>271466640
I nominate this for the most idiotic post on /v/.
>>271466785
How do they expect you to get eight people together to play this? It's obviously going to have online multiplayer.
>>271466640
>>>271466749
The only thing not really enjoyable are shit games, like 95% of the things you buy on Steam just because they're cheap.
Wii was the best Nintendo console.
>>271466723
>squids explode into ink and leave clothes behind as their pikmin spirit leaves
>EWWW NAKED PEDOSHIT
grow up
>>271466721
Way to miss the point entirely
>>271466749
you heard right
and i own neither of those
>>271466838
haven't been here long, have you?
>>271466723
They EXPLODE when they die. That's not sexyunless you're Dobson
>>271466909
>How do they expect you to get eight people together to play this?
Like CoD or Mario Kart?like Smash? (jk I know Smash won't have online 8 player)
>>271466948
Your stupid post broke my brain. Congrats.
>>271465923I was joking aswell, given the way I responded
>>271466723
They do? genuinely hadn't noticed that yet, but I do feel like they're slightly pandering to a certain audience I rather not be associated with.
INB4 this game turns out to be kiddy shit and ninendrones attempt to darken it's tone by injecting a coma theory or whatever into the story
>>271454361
>Not because of squid lolis and shit like that but because it actually looks like a fun game.
No thats the reason i want it
Shouldn't you normalfags be attacking some weeb game that is actually full of sexualized lolis and shit?
This is becoming SJW levels of retarded. Its like feminism 2.0 up in here.
>>271467185
Yeah, I'm a little put off by it really, I didn't expect nintendo to pander to pedophile/loli lovers, that's over the line for me.
>>271462274
Octopodes or octopuses, not octopi. The word comes from Greek, not Latin.
and now we have samefagging. Splatoon threads are getting harder and harder to have decent civil discussions in.
>b-b-but if it wasn't made by Nintendo
Who is complaining about that? Anyway It looks good but I can't get off from my head that it reminds me of Garden Warfare (an awesome game).
>>271454361
It's certainly an interesting tactical shooter and the possible tactics you can employ, from camping to hiding to pushing to killing to being a pacifist are varied and all entirely viable.
>>271455208
>fuck the porn
Well, that is the idea
>>271467185
Unless you found that scene in War of the Worlds where every got vaporized but their clothes were left behind erotic, its not pandering to anyone.
Its also a common cartoon gag where when someone explodes, some/all of their clothes get left behind. Crash Bandicoot did the same thing with his shoes if you hit a nitro crate.
>>271468176
Crash bandicoot was not a little kid
>>271468176
>it's just a joke
>it's a little erotic but not pandering
>unless you seen this movie
God fuck you sound in denial sorry.
>>271467185
>>271467383
>>271467510
Have you faggots ever seen a cartoon where a character gets hit by a laser or something?
>>271467252
The story already looks pretty fucking dark with the whole thing about octogoons fighting to retake the surface from the squids and That Fucking Cat.
>>271468393
yeah, they usually get fried or something.
>>271468327
>it's just a joke
Its a visual gag, yes.
>it's a little erotic but not pandering
I never said that
>unless you seen this movie
Damn son, you are either illiterate or a terrible spin doctor.
>>271468563
>Damn son, you are either illiterate or a terrible spin doctor.
Or maybe not everyone watches the same shitty porn as you?
>>271468327
Just ignore him, people with this kind of disorder will always come up with means to justify it, they are delusional beyond belief and that's why they need help. It's a little scary to think these people browse this board.
>>271468690
>War of the Worlds is now porn
>>271468790
>erotic scenes
>not porn
I'm sorry you think everyone watches the same MOVIES as you
>>271455464
I know this is hard to accept but some people like games not companies. That being said some companies are worse then others.
>>271468996
I think it says more about you than me if you find genocide erotic.
>>271465918
>>271456307
I hope they go with DEEPEST LORE advertisting.
I love those so much.
>>271469245
>I'm sorry you think everyone watches the same MOVIES as you
>>271469296
You are either terrible at baiting, or have terrible reading comprehension m8.
>>271469296
Sorry you get off to snuff, anon. Thats pretty fucking disgusting.
>>271469440
>>I'm sorry you think everyone watches the same MOVIES as you
You're the one unable to read a sentence I've fed to you for 4 times now.
>>271454361
I was somewhat interested because it was different and I like Multiplayer games. I became a lot more interested when I saw the second trailer that showed more varied/interesting environments/weapons.
The biggest feature was the movement system, it was a travesty to first show it off with the equivalent of bloodgulch/de_dust/ctf_2fort
>>271469545
You seem to think having seen WoW has remotely anything to do with the argument you present.
>>271469545
I'm not even that anon m8. I have just been observing your retarded "argument" and gave my piece on it. But do go on, I find you amusing.
>>271469647
>You're the one unable to read a sentence I've fed to you for 4 times now.
>>271469545
GTFO snuff-fag.
>>271469293
Seriously, I really didn't expect something like that for this game, but it just helps the hype. It was already excite before but all this new info has me super excited.
I can't wait for Codename: Squids Next Door
>>271469726
You going anywhere with this ebin meem or what
SQUIDS DIE JUST LIKE PIKMIN
WHEN THEY DIE, YOU SEE THEIR SPIRIT FLOAT AWAY
>>271469293
>>271469761
>I hope they go with DEEPEST LORE advertisting.
>I love those so much.
How could you not love the crazy lore?
>>271469904
B-but the developers said it was just a fun game for them!
God why is this game so dark?
>>271469874
Ah so you're just shitposting/pretending got ya
>>271469723
If you're so assured of you being righteous you wouldn't have to mention it. You're only mentioning it to reaffirm your own insecurities. Nice 9fag meme btw.
lovely thread you chaps are having here
>>271469589
I think the map is gonna be fine once the game is released, you really need some lab time with the paint spraying and squid button + some actual teamwork
then we're gonna see some cuhrazy shit on that map as well I reckon
when people eventually started squid hopping in the E3 build that was something of a hint of the things to come I think
>>271470043
Looks like franco-belgian comic book shit
>>271470043
Probably tutorial guy/elderly head of the village or some war veteran, I've seen too many movies and played too many games to know that this shit is fairly predictable. Probably lost his waifu in the great big war, his waifu was the tomboy and he was the strategist, his waifu died protecting him and now he's out for revenge.
>>271470043
>>271470043
Did that one anon ever decipher the language? I want to know what the squidrunes say.
>>271469904
WHEN YOU DIE IN THE GAMEYOU DIE FOR EEL
>>271470096
Their souls get a new body at that glowy pad on the base spawn
Its why everyone is so young. That old guy is so old because he has never died once in all of his matches.
>>271470283
Fuck the loli stuff, half of the fun of Splatoon threads is the puns
>>271470256but then it turns out Octololi is actually his brainwashed daughteru and squid veteran is a race traitorlast third of the game has you fighting against both squids and octopuses while you are being presented with deep moral choices on what it means to be squidpress F to ink your respects
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkfrLK6oAk
>>271470283
>die for eel
But do they do it on porpoise?
>>271470646
They do it for freeWilly
i'm hyped
i'm also hoping that this game's engine could also be used for potential Super Mario Sunshine sequel for WiiU.
>>271470793
How do they do it without getting crabby?
>>271455464
ubisoft, like EA, microsoft and activison want games that can become an anual franchise. the game would not have the same look and feel when their target audience want something more mature and cinematic. it would be riddled with dlc out of the ass.
>>271471045
>preorder from Gamestop for the exclusive Ezio inkling! Comes with exclusive Ezio costume and exclusive ink knives!
>>271454361
lolis and shotas are litteraly a plus, the cherry on top of the sundae.
>>271467185
You're both retarded. When they die, they just disappear, everything except their clothes. How is that pandering?
>>271471352
Have you ever made a cartoon?
I'm in both parties, I always appreciate lolis but it looks like legit fun too.
>>271454361
My girlfriend and I are pretty hyped. It's gonna be a day 1 buy for us.
>>271471449
Have you ever sucked a dick?
>>271458029
>Splatoon gets fifteen sequels
I can even name one franchise tat has that many sequels.
>>271471241
There's shotas too? Or just those which could be either gender?
I mean the blue one could easily be male.
>>271471690
They have the same "hair" as the old guy in the trailer.
>>271471608
Final fantasy
>>271471608
Kirby
>>271471608
it's not too hard anon, think of a red plumber
>>271470929
>>271470793
>>271470646
>>271470283
I'm splattering from the puns.
>>271470202
Fuck you. Asterix was great
It looks like it'll make me happy, it reminds me of Sunshine and Wind Waker. This and a Hat in Time have me hype as fuck.
>>271471758
screencaps pls? honestly it's just customizable like tf2.
>>271471803
Spin offs aren't sequels
>>271471881
>goggles on a girl
Can we just confirm the purple one is a boy?
The art design is gorgeus
Show me your bestnon-pornsquid fanart
>>271471803
>>271471608
I don't know, if it's direct sequels then I can't think of many (Final Fantasy...That's it).
If we count spinoffs I can name tons of series.
>>271471881
Make sure you don't pull a mussel.
