You're stranded on, what may or may not be technically considered, a desert island.
An island skeleton, who provides you food and clean water, says he will give you five games to play for the rest of your life.
The games can be anything. PC/console/arcade cabinet/board games/etc etc
Which five games do you choose?
Also, you have no internet access, since it's a desert island. It's just you, the skeleton, and the games.
also, yes.
The skeleton can play games with you.
Can I use carrier pigeons for play-by-mail games?
>>271351750
is it a male or female skeleton
>>271351654
I choose to be spooked by the skeleton.
>>271351654
I'm watching you skeleton poster.
>>271351870
no, there's no communication to anyone besides the skeleton.
Does the skeleton judge you?
Like, generally?
I will have 5 of the original Xboxes, so we'll have enough materials to create a cruise ship and leave the island.
>>271351950
skeletons dont have sex
>>271351950
it is a skeleton
>>271352151
How many cruise ships do you want to create again?
>>271352172
How wide are the hips?
>>271351950
It's a male skeleton, but it will act like a female skeleton if you wish.
It will not constantly change skeleton genders though, you either have it act like a male or female for the rest of your life.
Make sure you don't pick a game with skeleton enemies. Don't want to anger your friend.
>>271351654
Will the skeleton judge me based on my choices
>>271351654
Will the skeleton be dissapointed if I don't pick any two player games?
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen
Skeleton Realm Attacked by Helicopter
I'd play with the skeleton until we both complete all missions on those three MH games.>tfw no skeleton to beat jade narugakuruga with
You can't trust a skeleton like that.
>>271351654
Dwarf Fortress
I don't need any others.
>>271351654
will the skeleton sleep at night? i dont want it staring at me while i sleep.
>>271353189
It doesn't have any eyes idiot
>>271351654
>island skeleton
I'm on to your tricks. You're not better than these fucking spiders posting.
>>271352172
American education at it's finest.
>>271353295
Skeletons don't even exist, faggot.
>>271353542
then how are my boners real if I don't have skeleton bones hiding inside me?
>>271353295
then how does it play games?
>>271353076
This guy gets it.
>>271353669
EXACTLY
>>271353542
Oh yeah, then what's this?
>>271354081
Easy.
Minecraft, Dwarf Fortress, Oblivion(pc w/mods of my choice) evo search for eden (snes) uncharted waters:new horizon (snes) im set forever.
>>271354081
Just one.
Football manager
New Vegas
Dark Souls 2
Uncharted 3
Age of Empires 2 Conquerors
>>271352104
Seconding this question. Also, can the Skeleton speak, or is it silent? And before anyone greentexts me because he has no muscles (tongue) to speak, this motherfucker is animate and is capable of reason, so don't give me shit for asking an absurd question for this absurd scenario.
>>271352424
I say fuck the video games and tell him that all I need is his love. Since I'm not gay, I tell him to act like a female for me, then we proceed to skin animals on the island and create a bone fortress to shield ourselves from the elements. We make a bone bed and soften it up with some tropical tree leaves and other assortments of soft stuff we can scavenge on the island. Once everything is set, I bone her. We make half-human half-skeleton babies by the dozen every night and raise them with care and love. Once they are old enough, we kill them and turn them into full fledged skeletons. Once I am old, I tell my skeleton waifu to turn me into a skeleton and we can be a skeleton couple. By the time I am a full skeleton, we will have billions of full-fledged skeleton babies at our disposal. Procreation of skeletons are no longer necessary. We make skeleton aircraft carriers and set sail from our island and onto the main continents. With our skeleton army, we rule the world.
What kind of food does the skeleton give us?
What's the skeleton's personality like?
>>271353061
>>271353669
>>271352462
>>271352447
>>271352412
>>271352269
>>271353189
These are the crucial questions that need answering.
As for my games
1.Minecraft with mods. It may get boring but there's limitless shit to do in that
2. Pikmin 2
3. Smash Bros Melee/4
4. Pokemon Platinum
5. Call of Duty Black Ops (for Zombies)
>>271354651
This wins. Wow.
I kill the skeleton and eat his heart to gain his powers.
I then spawn a massive bridge of games back to civilization and rule over the humans as the bonelord
Also free games for everyone
>>271355787
>implying you're strong enough
You're not the first to come to the island, and you're certainly not going to be the last.
>>271351654
>says he will give you five games to play for the rest of your life.
Skip that, just give me a boat so I can go home and play more games.
>>271351654
i fantasize about this very scenario every day.
Tenchu Z
Final Fantasy 7
Metal Gear Solid 3
Zelda A Link to the Past
Jet Set Radio Future
