You guys need to git gud
mod to restore original soundtrack where
>paying for a flash game
>>270546267
every time
>>270546103
Why would you use cheat engine on this?
>>270546382
Ludivigo technique + technology + jesus juice
Everything dropped like flies
>>270546103
>No spelunker boy
>>270546382
What good would cheat engine be?
This combo is fucking amazing if you get the soy milk first. I have no other damage up items and I'm one shotting everything.
I kinda feel like doing an animation with this game. Any ideas?
>>270546103
>gloating about a flash game
k
I need to be able to launch the damn game.
crack when
>>270546267
>doesn't know what a flash game is
So, any word on the OpenGL problems yet so we can hopefully estimate a bugfix update sometime tomorrow?
>>270547502
Not a word.
That's what makes me angry.
Even just a "Yeah, yeah, we're on it" from Nicalis would satisfy me, but not even a peep.
Shit.
how the fuck is this still not cracked. oh well time to download the ps+ version
is there a way to see the names of the items you have after you pick them up?
>>270548026
I'm doing that now and it takes for fucking ever
>MFW Boss rush
That wasn't a secret treasure room.
I made it to the fight with the bloat and mask of infamy before lasers from off screen killed me.
>>270547502
>>270547687
I don't see anything on Edmund's twitter or blog.
>steam achievement manager
*teleports behinds you*
*unzips fedora in your general direction*
psshh..... nothing personnel, m'lady...
What cheat trainer did you use, OP?
>>270547862
it is on pirate bay
what does dead fish do?
>>270548385
>>270548443
>>270548162
>playing as Azazel
>Have Quad Tears and a bunch of other attack buffs
>Am OP as fuck
>Go to boss rush
>One shot most of the bosses in seconds
>Hearts dropping everywhere
>No health lost as a result
>>270547046
why does that game look like shit?
why do you have a friend with a meme avatar?
>>270546103
Do you play with a controller or keyboard?
>>270549448
keyboard
>get a devil room
>inside are a goat head and a robot head for 1 heart each
WHAT DO THEY DO? I CAN'T AFFORD SHITTY ITEMS RIGHT NOW.
>>270550068
Robot head shoots lasers
No idea what the hell the goat head does.
Azazel nerf when?
>>270550068
guarantes devil room
WHAT IN THE FUCK DO THE BLACK HEARTS AND RAINBOW SHITS DO
torrent pls
I want play
no monies
>>270546103
i just did a run with azazel that i got a item that transformed my brimstone in a circle, and i controlled that circle across the map, what the fuck was that. im amazed until now. hearth was down in 4 seconds. what the fuck
what the fuck
>>270550865
If you lose a whole black heart it activates the Death tarot
>>270550908
anyone got to the room after Mom where you fight all the normal bosses?
shit is intense. thanks ludivigo technique
the only way to unlock the nail is there? i didnt even knew what i was doing when in the end it was unlockedthere is even a chevo for that? im playing the DRM-free version
>>270550865
I got rainbow shit once.
I think it damaged enemies on screen? Difficult to tell.
>>270551602
It healed me to full health for me
>>270546103
>git gud
>>270546103
>playing issac for 7 straight hours.
How is this game different from the first one?Did they improve the graphics?
>>270552003
No, it's exactly the same
>>270552003
It's the same exact game with new graphics.
I honestly wish I could be shit at Isaac again
beating Mom's Heart is just a formality at this point, and it's really hurt my enjoyment of Rebirth that it's not even been challenging up to this point
Seems to be a common problem as well, I'm seeing a ton of posts on /v/ about how people are breezing through Mom kills
>>270553691
You playing on hard difficulty?
How do I git gud at Isaac?
I never managed to beat Mom on the first one and I have arround 8 hours in it.
is this gonna be free for plus members on PS4? i heard somewhere that it was
>>270546382
>cheat engine
>not SAM
>>270550560
>see this post
>I unlocked the fucker so why not?
>auto flying
>3 (THREE) black hearts
>F R E E brimstone
>every upgrade I get is either DMG, HP + something else or soul hearts
>mfw lil brimstone
PODRACING
>>270553820
kill yourself
be reborn into a better human being
>>270553691
>vanilla Isaac
>pretty much guaranteed to beat Mom every run
>no problem beating Mom's heart given that I've survived Utero
>Rebirth
>can't even consistently make it past Caves I
So I got Monstro's Lung and something that causes Splash damage... Aka, the room is filled with tears after a charge.
>playing with filter off
>>270553964
>gonna
It already is.
Just got home and downloaded it.
>first run, beat mom
>second run, choose azazel, get polyphemus immediatelyand then pick up mom's toenail and get fucked by the random foot FUCK YOU EDMUND
YOU GUYS HELP
I'M PLAYING EDEN
AND EVERY TIME I GO IDLE
HIS FACES TURNS STONE LIKE A KNIGHT'S
EXPLAIN THIS CHRISTIANFAGS
>>270553691
>>270553797
pls respond
this game is addicting
>>270555514
that leaf item you picked up? when you stay still/ don't attack you become invincible
Holy shit this feels so much smoother
What is this room for?
>>270559861
I blew a hole in the rug, it revealed a trapdoor.
For me it led to a weird 2D area, where I found the ghost item.
For someone else it reset the level I think?
>>270559861
Sleep in the bed for full health. Bomb the rug for a trap door.
Goddamn, Bosh rush mode is so much fun.
I found a weird room with a giant die (I think?) I walked on it and everything went black for a minute, then like nothing happened.
What's the deal there?
>>270560883
>mfw I died one hit away from killing the last boss in boss rush
>>270561007
I think it changes shit in the room. I had a normal chest turn into a gold one.
>>270561057
I'm fighting for sticky sack. I wish I had taken magic mushroom. Had no clue you could only take one item before it started.
>>270546604
I just finished watching A Clockwork Orange, that item is pretty neato
>tfw BloatBro takes out Mask of Infamy in one blood beam
How the fuck do you people get useful item drops?
I swear I've just gotten Bob's Rotten Head and Wooden Spoons all fucking day.
The only decent drop I've gotten was Brimstone Buddy which I finally beat Mom with.
I CANT OPEN THE GAME, WHAT DOTask manager shows me "isaac -ng", then it’s closed, what the fuck
>>270562223
Does Bloat telegraph is attacks now like every other boss or is he still broken?
>>270562898
Shitty problem related to OpenGL and Edmund/Nicalis/Both's incompetence.
Currently Edmund and Tyrone seem to have vanished, as expected of Devs whenever a massive problem arises.
>>270562973
Still broken.
>>270563345
He did this with SMB, and BoI's initial launch. I don't know why ANYONE would think this is different. It even has major issues including crashes on ps4/vita.
>>270546103
Gotta love all them bombs
Okay, I give. Am I just retarded or what? where are the filters? do I have to beat bosses or something? Just got home and tried to play a game but it's so... Bleahhhehrhgh at default.
>>270563793
If you want filters and other stuff, you need to input special seeds.
>>270563847
Are you fucking with me?
>>270563897
http://platinumgod.co.uk/rebirth-seeds
>>270558126
this is annoying
my projectile speed is so slow, its not very effective
>>270548162
There were off-screen lasers?
I thought I was somehow bumping into pink shit all the time as Azareal
Is the first boss the duke of flies everytime?
>>270564085
its monstro most of the time for me
or larry
>>270563945
that is EXTREMELY gay. So when you pop in a seed it's supposed to be the same every time, right? Wyh couldn't they just make this a selectable effect?
>>270564154
It's been duke for me everytime.
Just destroyed him with gemini
>>270563945
would you get items from the poop snake one or would it just hinder you. Also that boob tube one looks neato
>>270563345
>>270563686
What do then, uninstall System32, install Gentoo?
>>270564468
Just wait for Edmund to get off of his ass and fix it. Could be tomorrow, could be a week,could be never.
>tfw I'm actually worse with Azalel than I am with Isaac
fucking limited hearts mang. Soul hearts aren't easy to come by. Plus the laser can be tricky
>>270549387
he has more friends than you
and the filter is on
>>270549856
Idiot.
What does the Callus do?
>>270546604
>Ludivigo technique + magnet tears
That was a sweet combo.
>>270547046
What does libra do?
I picked it up once but noticed no effects.
>>270551817
>Using achievement showcase
Hoo boy ...
What a waste of hearts ;__;
Bean challenge is retarded
Anyone else notice that combat/arena rooms aren't as rewarding as they were before?
All I seem to get in those rooms is 1-3 chests.
what does the lucky rock trinket do?
I didn't see a Steam Trading thread so I'm posting these Humble Bundle codes here.
These shitty games could be yours if you want to waste your time typing in the URL!Tales From Space is ok
I just had an amazing build going with some OP SHIT (daddy longlegs). and fucked it up when I got my first dice room. playing blind is a bitch
>>270564979
I played Eldritch. It wasalright
>>270551602
>>270551668
Maybe it does a random tarot effect?
>>270564985
I can see those rooms being pretty cool if your items have been shit up to that point. I like them.
>>270564886
I remember when I reached this when I had that baby that takes our hearts and gives soul hearts. I was with Azazel so I couldn't even use normal hearts so shit turned out amazing
>>270564979
thank u
>>270565059
Turns out it heals you, for how much I don't know, but I think it's a full heal.
So save that poop for when you need it.
>>270564648
Devil baby is the best
>>270552003
Changed the graphics, fixed some bugs. Introduced a ton of new items, enemies, bosses. Changed how a lot of special rooms work and added new things to them. Basically it's like they took the original game (with WotL), changed the graphics, then added another expansion to it.
>>270546103
I would but playing it kills my keyboard
Anyone have any idea what the fuck is going on
>Edmund has confirmed that he won't be doing an expansion to Rebirth.
I can see where he's coming from but it would be amazing if it happened.
>monkey paw
what does it do
it says wish granted.
is it some sort of luck item like the lucky foot?
>>270565148
demon bum is probably the best thing in the game
>tfw you come across this with 2 HP in womb
>>270565484
source
>>270554995
Cricket's body right? Fun item. What's Monstro's lung do? Let you puke tears like Monstro?
>>270546103
Would have had Mama's Boy in the same run as Spelunker and Dark Boy, but I got hit at the end of the mom's heart fight.
>>270565489
>Never read the Monkey's Paw short story
>>270559006
You get a tanooki suit. Fucking greatest thing ever
>>270565489
Nevermind, it makes it so you shoot one tear straight, then one 45 degrees to the left, and then one 45 degrees to the right
Something seems a lot easier about this game. After two hours, I already beat Mom and Mom's heart. That took me at least ten hours to achieve in the original Isaac. Yeah, I am a lot more skilled at Issac than I was when I first played the original, but even with recent original Issac runs, even after 100 hours I still have a challenge.
Seems like I'm just getting ridiculously good powerups every time, walking into rooms and enemies are just exploding left and right.
Just how hard is hard mode? Is hard mode more like normal from the original or somehing?
>I had the shovel (We Need to Go Deeper) but didn't bring it to sheol
That fucking feeling of loss. And mystery. If you know the answer, spoiler it though.
>>270565484
He already said on his tumblr that they're doing an expansion. He said he didn't want to do little content patches like the halloween update in vanilla Isaac.
>>270546103
Get a job.
>>270565653
or not, i don't know what the fuck is going on.
>>270565642
That doesn't explain what it does though
>>270565780
it doesn't do jack shit
believe me i've tried
>>270565774
I immediately put it on hard after my first normal run and honestly it seems about the same to me. I can't tell what it changes. Maybe more champions?
Even Isaac wasn't that hard and my weapons were dogshit because I rerolled them in one of those rooms.
>>270565867
I honestly don't know what it does. I held on to it for an entire run and didn't notice anything.
>>270565774
I chalk it up to the framerate being both higher and more consistent. Actually getting proper visual data fed to your eyeballs really helps with dodging.
>That newisaac boss theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRot69n8JKE
>>270565968
I've noticed I get less hp items at the end of boss fights on hard. And the floors seem a bit bigger. Other than that, I haven't noticed a difference.
Who should I be playing as out of Whore, Lazarus or Isaac?
Be sure you crank up the music volume in the options menu. The soundtrack is already pretty subtle and the default volume is pretty low.
>>270546103
>mfw the only one of those I have is Mama's Boy
>>270566092
lazarus
>>270565971
I guess it has to be what I said, but it seems like its a random chance of it doing so
>>270546103
Some people are saying that there was malware or something in the Polly version of the game. Anyone want to tell me what it was? I downloaded it and my malware detectors can't see shit.
is there a way to change the music?
>Real Platinum God
>0%
>Before it was 19.5%
Oh wowI cant open the game
>>270566193
There seem to be a good bit of random items in this now. I picked up the placenta which is supposed to give health regen, but it's not with enemies or rooms. I think it goes off time, but the interval between heals seems random. Still useful though
>>270566390
It was a load of shit.
so cute
>>270566424
I don't get it. Did people cheat and get caught for it or something?
>>270566548
So the game's fine? I thought it was weird that some of the people talking shit about the Polly version said the pirate bay torrent was fine.
>>270566734
They used "Steam Achievement Manager", you get any achievement that you want from any game with that thing, FOR FREE, the game had less than 8 hours out and around 20% already had the last achievement
How come everyone keeps saying Azazel is OP?
He has terrible range brimstone with 3 black hearts. Pretty trashy if you ask me.
Didn't play original much so don't know much about the game.
I wrecked mum and, her heart. Room with Satan appeared and i got to hell and killed Satan there.
What am i supposed to do now though? Is there some way to reach heaven? Will it be it then or what?
>>270566924
I realize that but I meant why did the percent drop? I'd assume that no matter what it'd go to 0.1% or something but if it's straight up 0% they must have gotten caught.
>>270566963
If you can't beat the game with free flying and brimstone I don't know what to tell you. It only gets more OP as you pick up certain tear boosters (Tammy's Head is hilarious)
>>270566963
he's pretty bad compared to some other upgrade combos, but the short range brimstone is easily good enough to defeat Satan as long as you get some damage upgrades
>>270567119
>>270567121
The only thing it does is require you to go close to bosses and enemies and get hit by them. Certain ones anyway.
He's okay, but not OP at all.
>>270566978
There is a branching path that can lead you to hell or a different place. Both of these places have another level AFTER them, with different final bosses. You'll have a bit of work to unlock the ability to go to the final final final levels though, just like how at first the game stopped you after beating Mom the first time.
>people payed money for a flash game and then bought the remake of a flash game
I really like what they did with Mom's Heart.
>>270567431
>payed
>>270567318
So do i just keep killing Mom's heart or what?
So, how have old characters changed? My old best friend Cain lost his "only good or neutral pills" ability, which makes him a lot less fun. Samson seems to be completely different, before be got better damage in each room by killing enemies, but it only lasted that room. Now it seems he gains damage each time he gets hurt, and keeps the buff the whole floor. What else is new?
>>270567431
>payed
>>270567483
For now just try killing the bosses with the different characters. The character select screen shows icons that let you know which characters you've beaten the bosses (like the heart) before. Eventually bosses like the Heart get replaced by tougher ones too, the game goes through a lot of changes.
>zodiac makes you invincible/kill anything you touch every room after a few seconds of waiting
jesus fuck
>>270546103
I just played my first round and got the basement boy. I also turned into guppy and won.
>>270567431
>implying $0.80 is a lot of money
Whats contract from below do
>>270567608
>>270567481
>they fucking fell for it
ahahha you mad brothers?
>>270567458
Isaac got the same treatment. It's good.
>>270567976
>payed
What's cartridge do?
>>270568372
Chance to get Game Boy effect
Has anybody played it on PS4 yet? How is it?
Don't have a console but am interested.
>>270567976
>I was only pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be pretending to be retarded
>>270548162
just did this as Eden 1 shotting every boss thanks to random items at start and money = power. hearts everywhere even with 2 hp max i still didnt come close to dieing
TF2 item when.
>>270568886
Fuck off nigger.
>tfw you get a whole bunch of coins and are actually able to donate more than 15 of them before a coin jams
>>270568886
Didn't they already confirm Brimstone Horns?
>>270568986
Suck my dick.
>>270569019
I believe they did I just meant when is it coming. I need to get it right away to sell for max profit.
>>270568886
Can I sell them to retards? If not I don't care.
>>270567649
Well shit, i've no idea how am i going to do it with Samson, no idea what his rage does but doesn't seem like it increases damage.
Thanks, anon, i'll keep killing it then.
How high have you guys donated? At 100 the shop got upgrade 2 (now holds 4 items usually), haven't reached 200 yet.
What do you get from doing the Challenges? Anything ? Or are they just for fun?
>>270569006
What does donating do?
>>270568470
Plays perfect, 60fps I think
>>270569302
Acheetos
>>270569190
Samson got changed a lot I think. He seems to get rage from getting hurt, and it lasts the whole floor rather than 1 room. You can tell it works because he gets redder and his tears get bigger. It even works with sacrifice rooms and similar things that hurt you for prizes.
>>270569302
Trinkets and items
>>270569302
You unlocked items in the original. Usually somehow related to the challenge.
What does the goat head do?
I've gotten it in like 3 runs but can't tell what it does
>>270559006
this Leaf with orbiting items, kill everything without taking dmg, game plays itself
>>270569351
Upgrades the kind of items you can get from shops and unlocks new items in general
>Torn photo
Also, is hard actually harder than vanilla Isaac?
I got platinum god in vanilla and some 250 hours, and I'm getting wrecked while playing in hard. Maybe it's just because I haven't unlocked as many game breaking items, but it feels like the invincibility frames after getting hit are much shorter and there are way more enemies that deal a full heart damage in the earlier levels.
>>270546604
monstro's lung + chocolate milk for me
>>270569642
I just got it and it seems to randomly give you a soul heart after taking damage.
>broken piece of shit at launch
>downscaling actually improves the quality by a shitload
what a garbage port and shit game, easily a pirate. fuck edmund faggot jew.
If your going to release full price 15 dollar indie garbage I expect better. This is literally rebranding an older better engine into flash and calling it a day. This is BoI content which he just rehashed and rebranded for extra shekels. Get fucked.
>>270557543
Not that guy but im doing the same, 4 tries, beat it 3 times as Isaac. Lost one as Cain because fucking lucky foot doesn't work on pills and it barely changes your luck in the arcade.
For some reason i havent been powerful at all, like the last time i beat it was the first time i had red goddamn tears, does everything has low health? it would explain why a lot of people are saying they're one shotting everything.
>>270569869
If you're going to try this again, at least mask your post better. You're the one every mocked for having a toaster last thread.
>>270569351
at 100 coins you get lvl 2 shop, shop will always have 4 items, also if you bomb machine you take coins out of it.
>>270569869
I don't think you even know what a port is. If you can't even run rebirth how are you posting on 4chan?
>>270570062
I already stated I haven't bought or pirated it. There is enough evidence to show the game is a garbage shit rehash port.
No need to be upset now. Goy.
>>270570189
You're not very good at detecting emotion through text.
I'm the first guy who told you I pirated it, by the way. It's fun.
>>270570189
>talking about games you haven't played
Truly the cancer killing /v/
>>270570257
I don't pirate garbage, obviously I'll wait till it is patched in full.
I'm not stupid now.
>>270570271
Already played it, whats it called again? the first game?
>Playing this game for the first time ever.On vita.
>Die so fast
Shit son. I need to really git gud don't I? I'm forcing myself to play hardmode.
>>270570338
So you've played an outdated version with half the content? Your opinion holds no value.
Just had a run with the manually controlled tear shot, got it in one of the basements and had it upgraded to full damage by the end of the caves, easiest run I've ever had
Park that shit on mom's heart or Isaac in the cathedral and it nullifies any tears they shoot and constantly deals damage
>>270570338
It works fine now.
>>270570395
Oh shit, we PAWG now?
>been playing for like 5 hours
>several scheol and mom hearts kills
>still don't azazel
EVERY FUCKING DEVIL ROOM IS GOD DAMN GARBAGE OR CHESTS
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>27054610
Hacker faggot
>>270570468
Any time is PAWG time
>>270569841
That's the gimp mask
>>270570395
>>270570468
>>270570530
>tfwshe is IRL Applejack
>>270570482
I got lucky and killed a boss that gave me 1hp. Devil room had 3 items for 1 hp each so I just grabbed em all.
>>270570424
>>270570462
Fucking shills I swear.
I love this 1000+ comments of people crashing on start up.
What does the converter do?
>>270570530
PORN WHEN
>>270570603
I'm not telling you to buy it. Anon.
>>270570395
>>270570530
Man, Isaac's mom was pretty hot before she let herself go.
>>270570603
So if you're posting about the game crashing then how does your original BoI experience have any relevance? Again your opinion holds no value.
>>270570530
thats disgusting. The best asses are nice small tight butts. If the jews didn't push rap culture so hard none of you brainwashed fuck would like that. Wake up.
>>270570482
AHAHAH
I got her like on my very first run
>tfw rebirth free on psn this month
Damn nice
>>270570629
>I can only get off when there is a huge penis in view
>>270570749
It obviously holds value when I pirate it instead edmund ;)
>>270570784
>inb4 "free" shitposting
>>270570758
Thou art disgusting. Back to /pol/ for you, video games are too exciting for crotchety old racists.
I am become lord of the flies, destroyer of worlds
Is there an achievement for beating shoel without taking damage?
>>270550865
Rainbow shit gave me full health when I shot it. Black hearts deal necronomicon damage when they disappear.
>>270570784
>tfw im too lazy to go downstairs and play isaac on my hdtv/ps4
>rather play it on my 27' with 2 surrounding monitors so i can chat/watch netfix
>>270570845
>>270570189
>I already stated I haven't bought or pirated it
:^)
>>270570839
It's more likely than you think
dingle nerf fucking when
hes like the bloat + gurdy jr on the first goddamn floor
only one of his attacks has a telegraph and its the one thats impossible to dodge if you dont have a wall between you or at least like 2 speed ups
early game is hell now because of the chance of him or the stage 2 poop things showing up
>doing hard run
>spawn
>gold room on right
>walk into room
>get this buddy
awww yeeeeeee
>slow, tiny fear tears as Maggie
This is fucking horrible
>beat mom fight
>hole opens in the wall
>go in and see a massive room with four items
>wonder what the catch is as I pick the first up
>bosses spawn in
>and they keep spawning
>and keep spawning
>die to death+war
>mfw
>>270569869
This is getting pretty sad, avatar dude.
>donation machine let me put like 30 coins in
>>270571371
So what's the deal with the donation machine? I noticed the count seems to stay the same every run. Should I always be putting in coins I don't need?
The game is seriously easy. I'm up to The Cathedral and it's still piss easy on Hard.
Here's hoping the expansion adds some challenge.
>5 threads
shill hard enough edmurd dick suckers?
>>270571491
The more coins you put in, the better your shop becomes, it's cumulative for all your runs.
>>270571591
forgot your anime
>>270571491
Yeah, who knows what the cap is but you get shit until at least 100 coins.
>>270571491
Donation machine upgrades store room at 100 coins so everytime you go in it has 4 items
Probably other milestones.
>>270571591
It's almost like the game just came out and the people that were excited about it finally get to play it.
>>270571591
How many Smash threads were there? How many fucking CoD threads were there?
>>270570947
Its honestly better on pc anyways I'm finna delete this
anyone know what magic finger does?
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11374997/The_Binding_of_Isaac__Rebirth_%5BENG%5D_%282014%29_PC
reminder to not give him a cent. don't reward jews. do the right thing.
If I didn't like the original BoI, will I still not like this?
![[binding intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Ohd3T6Q.gif "[binding intensifies].gif")
>>270571371
>>270571831
Torrent's legit. Quicker than Polly.
>>270571876
Depends on what you didn't like.
>>270571876
Probably not, no.
