SURPRISE PENIS INSPECTION
Name the last game you played. If it contains a sexualized female, you'll get spankedby Father Sessler
>>270384535
tetris
Bayonetta
>Mage in Dragon's Crown
Did i do gud?
>>270384535
Bayonetta
>>270384535
>Feminists ruining games with womans on it
Bayonetta
>>270384535
>Senran Kagura
BRING IT
>>270384535
>Euro Truck Simulator 2
I won.
Shadows of Mordor doesn't, it does have raping your wife in the form of stealth kissing
Forgive me sister
Fallout NV
I don't actually know if it does, I haven't played enough to see any yet.
>God hand
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER!
>>270384535
>Freedom Wars
Only strong female characters here.
Blizzard DoTA
Hmmmmm
>>270384535
M&B
tf2
I win.
NES Remix
Donkey Kong, Zelda and Super Mario Bros is full of misogyny but nothing sexualized, so I think I'm safe.
>Binding of Isaac
You lose bitch
Pokemon Trading Card Game Online
I d-don't know...
Pac-Man Championship Edition DX+
World of WarcraftOn my ERP alt
Father be gentle
Does Samus count?
>>270384535
yer gonna need a longer ruler lady
>>270384932
you lose
Risk Of Rain. No spanking for me today, sadly
Borderlands 2
Never really realized this but they did a pretty good job not sexuilzing the....
oh wait I was giving tips to moxxi.
I stand corrected
>binding of isaac
>traps don't count as females
Silent Hill 3
I'm safe... r-right?
i want to fuck anita so bad
I want to rub my smegma covered penis all over her face then bust a load right in her mouth
I want to impregnate her then make her birth a daughter then i'll wait till the daughter gets old enough and then we'll have threesomes
>>270384535
>CS:GO
Haha a close one!
If I hadn't played CS it would've been Bayo 2.
Hyrule Warriors.
My pants are already down. Don't hold back, sister.
>Door Kickers
I don't remember seen any women at so far.
Rustys Real Deal Baseball
>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
"get spanked by" is codeword for "do coke with" right
>>270384535
Hyrule Warriors. Hit me with your best shot, because your resistance only makes my penis harder.
animal crossing new leaf. i will, however, spank the nun
>>270384535
megaman battle network
Thief Gold
>>270384535
Skullgirls.
I'm so, so sorry.
>Persona 3
FUCK
>>270384535
MGR:R
I'd probably be spared a spanking if it wasn't for mistral.
>>270384535
big boss
>>270384535
>Senran Kagura
I am fearless!
>Dark Souls II
I...I'm safe, right?
>Dark Souls
>Dusk of Oolacile
>literal 100% textbook damsel in distress
I-Im sorry, Sister Anita!!
Space Station 13
>>270384535
Chivalry
Women aren't even in it. It's an ideal world.
>Warframe
Latex space ninjas.
>>270384535
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
NahNo really it doesn't has sexualized females, it's all pretty normal
Why wouldn't you want someone to check you smelly smegma filled penis? That thought alone is arousing.
>>270385281
anita pls go
Psychonauts. I think I'm pretty safe.
>>270384535
>binding of isaac
no spanking for me? poor me
>Mother 3
Am I safe?
>Dragon's Crown
>>270385569
muh nigga
>Godus
I win.
>The Evil Within
Out of ammo!?
>>270385464
I want her to spank me!
>>270384535
CK2
>League of Legends as Sona
fug
She isn't even the biggest slut in the League
That's reserved forLux
>penis inspection day
is it something that americans do to make their pedophile acts clean?>tfw you all got raped as kids and you're not complaining about it
>>270385978
>he hasn't had penis inspection day yet
hows like the 3rd grade treating you?
>>270385978
Some lady at school inspected my balls. It's a thing.
Binding of Issac
>>270385524
>One character is a doll for your shitlord mind to dress how you want
BEND OVER
Hat Fortress 2.
Minecraft. It was a struggle but after some careful crafting I managed to make the world misogynistic to ensure that our female overlords could be suitably offended.
Mugen no Frontier Exceed
I'm in trouble
New Vegas
Chicks aren't really sexualized in this game typically. Oh wait, there's strippers and whores - nvm.
>Next Car Game
>Road Redemption
>Expeditions Conquistador
>Serious Sam HD: TFE
>Magic 2014
>Momodora 3
>Skullgirls
Well the last six games I played didn't have buzzword females and the 7th one is mostly cheesecake.
>>270384535
>>270384650
I too last played tetris
>>270384535
bayonetta 2
>>270384535
Metroid: Zero Mission
Nope, it doesn't count.
>Kamidori
fug :DD
>>270384535
>Risk of Rain
guess I'm in the clear
>XCOM
The most exposed skin women have in that game is their hands and heads
Sly 2 on Vita. Welp..
Suck my cock anita
F1 2013
THERE'S NO FEMALE DRIVERS SO THEREFORE IT'S SEXIIIIIIIST SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>270384535
Bayonetta.
Now get to the spankings, you naughty boy.If you dare.
Beyond Earth
>>270385978
>his country doesnt do regular penis inspections
topkek
>>270386164
Wait... seriously? I'm American and I've never heard of this.
>>270385710
>implying you wouldn't force Lili to choke on your dick if you had the possibility
>>270384535
Terra Battle
The only reason I play it is for sexualized females though.
>>270385652
>No really it doesn't has sexualized females
VV and Jeanette.
Enjoy your Adam Sessler spankings.
>>270386863
I'm Swedish and this was many many years ago.
Maybe it doesn't happen anymore.
>PDF2nd
I'm pretty sure there's no sexualization in the demo
>>270384535
The new Pokemon demo. So I'm probably okay, right?
Risk of Rain. I'm safe.
>>270386863
It's legit. I had it done to me up here in Canada too. They check your junk for cancer or something
>>270384535
why would i play games? i'm at /v/
>>270385978
> yuropoors don't have penis inspections
fucking disgusting, I bet you all have malnourished uncut AIDS ridden dicks
saints row 4
>>270387054
me too
>DMC4
Shit, I don't remember.
>>270385156
Not in the actual game itself.
That's in the videos that valve made using assets from the game. It's like saying there's sexualization of -
I mean you know where I'm going with this.
>>270384535
payday 2
Phew, safe
>>270387152
>I mean you know where I'm going with this.
That youre a sexist pig
evolve
>not forcibly shitting diarrhea all through your boxers and pants so that Skita Arneesiawhateverthefuck has to dippity dip her Jew hands into your ass juices.
Go ahead and spank me. I have already won. Those hands will never be clean again.
>>270387148
Trish/Gloria.
You just got spanked.
>>270384671
>mfw
>>270387061
God damn, if I ever have kids I'm going to warn them about that shit and tell them to make the school call me, because FUCK THAT. School workers aren't fucking doctors.
>>270384535
>Tekken Tag Tournament 2
I put a red bikini on Anna Williams and I briefly considered fapping to it.
I basically raped her.
>TF2
Vagrant Story
Well I still don't know
MGS2. It has more man ass than anything.
>>270387324
Sure. Why not.
>minecraft
come at me brogood thing I didn't start playing Senran Kagura yet
>>270384535
I can name the last three games I played
GTA
>Saints Row 2
Are prostitutes sexualization? And you can murder anyone, plus there are strong female leads villains/heros
>>270384535
>Super MNC
Spank away
MGQ
>>270384535
Kerbal Space Program
>Diablo 3 female wizard
damn?
>>270387357
what stops them from just using a spanking apparatus and positioning you away from them?
then you're just shitting your pants
>>270384535
Eye Divine Cybermancy
And I don't fucking know if it contains.
>>270387357
Thanks for the mental image. I have diarrhea right now and it's the kind where you feel like you could just barely push and shit all over the place.
>>270384805
Truckers are sexist pigs who often have a glove-box full of strong pornography.
>>270387015
You fucking wish.
>>270387683
wouldn't that get the spanker thing covered in shit
STALKER Clear Sky, one of Anita's favorite series.
>>270387696
Synicles.
Girls in high heels and their tits basically showing.
They are also supposed to charm people through sexy telepathic charms but this isn't represented in gameplay.
>>270387586
You dun goof'd
>>270387359
Shiiiiieeeet.
>>270384535
>Audiosurf
I'M PLAYING A GAME WITH DELICIOUS BROWN BEASTFOLK ASS
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>270387717
Doesn't matter because the game itself didn't sexualize women, which is what OP is looking for.
>haven't jacked off in like five days
>played Senran Kagura SV
>pop in /v/
>this thread
>>270385464
>you will never be executed by mitsuru
>>270387893
Fuck they're this one dressed in all white? I throught I saw some female in this bandit sewers but I had to run
>>270387357
I approve
>>270384535
>Dragon's CrownI'm lying but I want father Sessler to spank my sissy ass.
>>270384535Princess Trainer
>>270385281
>wait till the daughter gets old enough
fag
>>270388062
Yes those.
>>270388034
You deserve it for playing garbage games that only sell thanks to fanservice.
>>270388008
AW YISS TERRA BATTLE, YOU MA BEASTMAN.
Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
Thank you based Valve.
>>270388150
hey now
they aren't garbage
Pokemon Y
What about sexualized children?
New Vegas
no idea if there are sexualized females in there, I'm gay, I wouldn't even notice
Killer Is DeadCan we just ignore Sarkeesian/Shitty journalism please?
>>270388270
They are, though. The combat is shit.
>>270388270
They really are. Play more beat 'em ups.
dark souls
so yes
Xcom:2012
Not really
>>270384535
Tomodachi Life.
>>270384535
>Doom
I'm fucking golden. I wasn't even playing HDoom. Thanks to the Doom thread last night, I picked up Hellbound, and I am really liking it.
>>270385000
Grimer has Grimer looking up a girl's skirt in the artwork.
>>270388501
>>270388486
they aren't GARBAGE
>tfw spanking is your biggest fetish becausemommy issues
>have absolutely no idea how to tell my girlfriend that I like it
Any of you have experience with this? Where do you even start?
>>270388459
shut up fag
>>270388242
NOT SO FAST
>>270388609
just fucking ask her to spank you you fucking beta
how did you manage to swing a girlfriend being as beta as you are
>>270388459
>Being gay makes you blind, retarded and/or autistic
I can tell when men are sexualised despite being straight. Are you really unable to see that the prostitutes and raiders and meant to be wearing sexy clothes?
>>270387061
>They check your junk for cancer or something
in school?
it is only done during the medical examination performed for military draft in my country
>>270388459
no, everyone is dirty and looks like shit
>>270385090
Palutena's taunt screwed you over dude.
>borderlands 1
>moxxi, commander steele, athena and the ninjas, lilith to some extentand tannis in my head
>Bayonetta 2
FUCK
>>270388535
Aw yiss nigga, Hellbound a great. I'm currently working through Alien Vendetta co-op with a friend.He's Parias, I'm BJ
>senran kagura SV
I think I'm good.
>>270388739
lmao u tell this fuckin nerd
>>270388739
What? I can't just do that. What if she doesn't like it, and feels put-off? Or worse, doesn't like it and does it anyway?
I'm really trying not to look like a sperg here.
>>270388508
>Not really
It's true all the time or it's never true.
>>270388908
Did you not play Bordermemes 2? Tannis basically flat out asks you to jump her bones.
>>270384535
Persona 3 portable.....
I'd still slap that anita chick with all 6 inches though
>>270388653
That's the shitty asian spinoff you retard.
Valve didn't even develop it.
>>270385978
Even homeschooled kids have to get Penis Inspection Day. Why else do you think that the majority of pedophilia cases happen within the family?
>>270388798
>blind, retarded and/or autistic
oh, I forgot to mention that I am these three things as well
my bad!
>>270386753
>you will NEVER EVER let Bayonetta fuck you silly
>voar.io
Thank you /v/.
>>270389004
>handing a woman the opportunity to feel dominant over a man to her on a silver platter
>what if this puts her off somehow
>>270384535
Mmm. Niggers ain't got nothing on Anita's soft, pillowy lips.
>>270389004
If she doesn't want to do it then that's her prerogative, you'll have to deal with that. But if she's so much of a goddamn prude that she's threatened by something like spanking she's probably not all that great anyway.
But that's just my stupid opinion.
>>270389013
oooh I didfor over 250h
It's just been so long since I played 1, and after the shit that was the pre sequel l needed to wipe the bad taste off my mouth
Plants Vs. Zombies Garden Warfare
Yoshi's Island
eh.
>>270384823
robophillia in the vanilla game, plus the legion hate women
>>270386863
The Southern states do it to every non-white person to make sure that they aren't taping ANTI-AMERICAN MEXICAN TRIPPING WEED AND UN-CHRISTLIKE MUSLIM RUGS TO THEIR TAINTS.
Legend of Grimrock II
I think I'm good.
My party even has two old ladies in it.
>>270389307
the fuck is going on in that gif
Metroid zero mission... uh, its empowering womyn to kill space pirates and she is not sexualized
>>270389414
>-philia
Robosexuals deserve respect, jackass.
>persona 4
Rise? The nurse? I dunno.
Binding of Isaac.I'm safe, right? I've never even gotten Mom.
>>270389518
cocaine withdrawal
>>270389518
he's jonesing hard
>>270387357
>Wearing boxers
Disgaea 3
fuck
>>270389614
You spanked kiddo, main boss is women, game is clearly mysognistic
Hotline Miami.
Oh no.
>>270389614Magdalena is running around naked>implying Isaac isn't a girl when he wears the wig
Animal crossing new leaf
unless nintendo approves of bestiality I'm safe.
Phoebe is 2 cute.
>Battlefront 2
>the only women there are Aayla Secura and some generic jedi padawans/knights
lel
>>270389597
answer iseveryoneeven KanjiSPECIALLY KANJI
>>270388474
I do not like any of that shit either but I am still posting here just because it gives me a chance to post my last game and do some mild shitposting.
>>270389893
thats a shame. isabelle was going to be the one spanking you
World of Tanks.
Come at me, bro.
>>270389414
>robophillia
Assume the position!should I be worried that the sexbot's name is 'Fisto'?
>Implying you can stop me from puzzling with my waifus.
>>270388992
I should try Vendetta next.
>>270384535
>Mario Kart 8
I'm fine.
>>270389884
Thats mah man!
Sonic Adventure DX.
Does Amy count as sexualized?
>>270390000
Quints meansPhoebewill spank me in my sleep.
>>270390034
the tanks don't wear clothes
we gotta assume that ~50% of them are female tanks
naked female tanks
that's a spanking
Spelunky
>>270390208
have you ever been to Daisy threads? - You gonna get spanked.
>>270384535
>Shadow of Mordor
Haven't seen any yet.
>>270384960
Eve and Maggie are NAKED! YOU LOSE!
>>270389961
>especially Kanji
>>270390208
>Game contains Nintendo's Lightning
sounds sexualized to me
>Dota 2
Does cleavage count as sexualized?
>Senran kagura
Just strong ninjas doing strong ninja things.
>>270390342
Nah. Rouge in Sonic Adventure 2? Now we're talking.
>>270390546
If you're an heterosexual male and enjoy it, then yes it does count.
>>270390203
Quality vidya, though occasionally brutal on UV.
>>270390381
But what about the armor plating?
>>270388798
>I can tell when men are sexualised despite being straight.
Based on the conversations Ive had with straight guys regarding the sexualization of men, no, you probably actually don't. Unless it's extremely obvious.
>SMT4 featuring Dante of Devil May Cry edition
can I choose walter?
>>270390546
surveys says yes.
![Alien_isolation_Ripley_Taylor_Samuels_Verlaine1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RydItaY.jpg "Alien_isolation_Ripley_Taylor_Samuels_Verlaine1[1].jpg")
>Alien: Isolation
None of them look sexualized to me, but there's the whole rapey aspect of the Alien itself.
>>270384535
Grand Theft Auto 2
or even minesweeper, if that counts
>>270390486
There are three females in that game. One is your wife who gets killed for shock value in the first ten minutes, one is a busty warrior chick who you get to save from her captors near the end of the game, and one is a horrid old hag who becomes a total milf when her curse or whatever is lifted.
>>270390703
do noting to hide the form, it's basically boobplate 2.0
>>270384650
Tetris is presented as a puzzle game where the obstacle is to connect block pieces in order to form straight lines.
This teaches the player to not tolerate any deviation of the "preferred straight line" norm.
Not surprisingly, the easiest way to earn points creating straight lines is to build up the blocks on one side and fill the remaining hole with an erect "line piece". This is called "getting a Tetris". It's no coincidence that this piece would be shaped like erect male genitalia. This perpetuates the notion that women are meant to be used as sexual objects and the fitting of the "line piece" with earn you all the points.
>SMT 4
oh god no
RE4
Does that squealing little shit with tits count?
>Tfw you never got your penis inspected by that hot nurse.
>Tfw It was inspected by the old fat gym coach.
>>270390781
>shirt doesn't cover forearms
sexualized
>>270384535
CS:GO. I WON!
>>270391018
I'd say Ada counts.
osu!
The last song I played didn't, but there are many songs that do, so do I get spanked?
>>270391018
Obviously.
>>270391000
10/10, will change my world views because of your hot social commentary again.
>>270384535
evolveinb4 medic buts
>>270391025
iktf
>>270384535
Hexen
My ass is safe
>touhou
absolutely zero sexualization
thank you based ZUN
>>270391006
what's the point when she doesn't have her nipples?
>>270390546
Yes, cleavage is the worst thing in dota2.
>>270389160
Jesus fucking Christ.. All that sodium..
![1975549-demoness[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A6zjTkU.png "1975549-demoness[1].png")
>>270391394
NOT SO FAST CRIMINAL SCUMyes i know its Hexen 2 shut up
>>270384535
Is that Anita?
If so, what the fuck happened to her face? She looks 50.
![Tortureattack-621206[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l409mYU.jpg "Tortureattack-621206[1].jpg")
>>270389208
Why wouldn't you let her?Do you think you'd even have a choice?
>>270391479
Err, I meant to link this one.
Risk of Rain.Bitch.
>>270391617
Jewish women age very rapidly.
Just a game where female lesbians beat the crap of an old man, a perverted rat and a faggotand the girls fight in bodysuits and most have huge boobs
>>270387841
Who is she?
>>270385898
how is lux a slut? she fucks only one dudeher brother
