Use all your vidya knowledge to save the doggy /v/ so you'll finally have a friend.
noclip
Fuck the dog, I harvest all that diamond and become a trillionaire.
Bucket of water and an iron pick. Or I could just walk away and have the dog teleport to me.
>>270186908
what kind of fag plays minecraft?
>>270186908
flowing lava don't turn into obsidian
>>270186943
ur mom
>>270186943
every single normalfag.
the amounts of buildings I have been shown at parties and get-togethers would make your eyes go wide.
Wooooooooooooooow how was I supposed to know the lava would kill me?
>>270186804
Lava? Easy.
>>270186943
pre-release minecraft was amazing
Fuck yo dog
You didn't give /v/ enough incentive.
>>270187037
This thread is going places
>>270186908
>digging through diamond
mario lava butt bounce to the hole
The dog is already dead, the diamond cave is like an oven with all that lava surrounding it. I will mourn the dog, and leave.
>>270186804
Too easy
Super Missiles for the diamond
>>270187275
scratch resistance != pickaxe resistance
>>270187314
???
>>270187189
Why do I want to fuck Marty so bad
Lips n Hips are a powerful combination
>>270187472
Yes but diamond is the hardest metal known to man.
It's pretty much unbreakable.
>>270186804
>>270187549
2nd hardest metal. Dragonforce is the 1st,
>>270187584
kek
>>270187549
No that's DragonForce
>>270187549
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Material_properties_of_diamond#Toughness
You can shatter diamond with a wooden mallet.
What do I win?
>>270187037
>>270187549
That's DragonForce, anon.
Energize.
>CAPTCHA: ychoter captain
Spooky.
>>270187549
>diamond
>metal
I walk up to the edge and wait for the QTE prompt to show up, whereupon I proceed to perform a double backflip jump into the hole and grab the dog. I then walk back to the entrance of the hole where I press space to grapple the cliff and swing back onto it.
TOKI WO TOMARE
>>270187314
>>270187523
The best solution
fugg
>>270187584
>implying you can stack floors
>>270187726
>Because of diamond's perfect and easy cleavage, it is vulnerable to breakage.
It's nice to know I'm still as immature as ever.
>>270187584
>IDCLIP
>not IDSPISPOPD
Son...
walk to the left and magically wind up on the right side of the screen and fall in
>>270187870
what are you trying to do to my monitor anon
>>270186804
>metal
Use all your vidya knowledge to have the doggy save you so you'll finally have a friend.
>>270186908
DON'T MINE THE DOGGY :(
>>270187871
Even if you squeezed it through that tube, it would go through the lava on the way up.
>>270188007
I wonder what mats he would drop
>>270187929
>using doom1 noclip cheat
fuck that longass shit
>>270186804
Party is full, so it gets transported to the PC system.
>>270187871
Wait how the fuck did the dog get tied up in there?
>>270187987
I went into this diamond cavern, surrounded by lava, to get away from all other living things so I can play video games all day. This fucking dog just won't leave me alone.
>>270188078
>that last panel
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>270187987
Thank god I saved him from that bear trap, I knew karma was real.
>>270187939
>>270188132
I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.
>>270188113
ypu gotta battle it first anon
>>270187275
>>270186908
If you zoom in, you can see he used a Diamond Cutter.Idiot.
>>270188209
I bet you like man ass
>>270187189
Not manly enough
>>270187549
diamond is actually the hardest metal known the man.
>>270187549
>known to man
Can't even do it right.
>>270187949
how head fit?
>>270188258
>not using whosyourdaddy and walking through the lava smashing the diamond to save the dog
It's like you hate fun.
>>270187189
>implying /v/ likes furry girls
>>270187275
IRL diamonds are brittle as fuck which is why most drills and dentists use diamond encrusted tips. Hell I got a 3lb wedding ring made of tungsten. It sucks and if it ever slipped off my finger it would shatter into a billion pieces.
>>270188324
i laughed
>>270188324
I was waiting for this one
>>270187816
>you
>not a newfag straight from reddit
>>270188324
heh
![mq1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Mv2mBn4.png "mq1[1].png")
>>270188380
>girls
>>270188380
That's not a girl.
>>270188113i did the same
>>270188324
12/10
>>270186804
I dont see the problem
>>270188380
Most of /v/ consists of furries. The rest are just furries in denial.
>>270186943
>not playing a modded minecraft server with all your bros
minecraft is maximum fun if you have good friends
Why isn't the lava melting the diamond? Shouldn't that doggy be dead?
>>270186804
Jump in lava, dash to the end, wall flip, drop into the tube, morph ball, copy dog's wagging technique.
![9d1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Y3ANEgK.png "9d1[1].png")
>implying i take fire damage
>implying i even need to walk on the lava
>>270187150
It was the exact same thing.
>>270187275
You can break a diamond with a common hammer. They are very hard and very brittle.
Fuck, you can probably put a big diamond in your sock and give it a few whacks on the pavement and break it.
>>270188754
Holy fuck this game was so much fun.
>>270188447
>implying not only reddits fags are familiar with the metal diamond meme
>>270186804
1. The lava does not seem to be moving, and there is no visible source of new lava. So the lava would eventually settle. The heat would have partly escaped into the atmosphere and partly spread through the diamond initially and into the surrounding land.
2. In the cooling event of the lava, the diamond heats up. The chamber surfaces would have heated to a cooking degree, searing the animal inside it like a pancake on a charred hot pan. The radiation from the lava will also pass through the supposedly clear solid diamond and cook the animal like a grill. The air tube would then act like a chimney with visible cooking smoke slowly leaking out.
3. The person standing on the platform above the lava will be fine just like anyone visiting a volcano. This is a good time to take pictures.
4. The only visible diamond bits are the air tube poking out of the lava. It would have been blackened from the smoke and will be hard to spot on a lake of cooling lava. So the diamond underground, and the now dead and over-cooked dog will remain unknown until somebody, someday, decides to dig into the cooled, solid lava formation for whatever reason. They will strike diamond, literally.
5. If I am that person, and if I have exclusive knowledge of diamond presence of the site, there are many ways to get rich from that. And with the money, I can buy all the dogs I want.
6. Not from /v/, but thanks for the interesting thread.
>>270188610
If it doesn't melt, diamond is a very good conductor. That dog will roast in seconds
>>270188469
GAH! Furry traps, my only weakness!
>>270188846
It really was. shame it's only like 3 hours long on a first run.
Speed running it is fun though, You can finish it in ~7 mins really easily.
>>270188538
>>270188324
>dawg
>>270188941
>That dog will roast in seconds
So get to it. Time's a wasting!
ez 3 stars
>>270186908
Where'd you get the diamond pickaxe?
Type
>~
>helpusobi 1
>god
>>270188686
Anti Mage Master Race
Can spess muhreens walk in lava?
well, since a river of lava is a river of the country calles Lava, I can use the tube in the air tube as an air filled inner tube, then float over to the doggy, who I will then ask to dodge out of the cavern and into my inner tube. I then use the y from you and turn it upsidedown to make it an h, and combine it with the e of friend to get He, which is helium. I replace the air in my inner tube with helium, and float back to the ledge, with my new doggy frind.
>>270188686
>>270189019
>give me all the farm guys, I have to lose the game with it!
>>270188590
No they're fucking not. Stop trying to validate your disgusting fetish by claiming everyone else likes it
Remember how hated furries are
I already beat this game.
Alright /v/ I got one shot at this.
>>270189346
Top dog
>>270186804
>>270189568
Vivec.
>>270188939
>The radiation from the lava will also pass through the supposedly clear solid diamond and
>Implying clear in the visible spectrum implies transparency in the infrared
>The chamber surfaces would have heated to a cooking degree,
>Implying diamond is not efficient at conducting heat, and assuming an unspecified amount of diamond which is likely more than the lava may not get to cooking tempatures
>>270189568
vivec/vivec
>>270189568
The ending of the world is ALMSIVI.
>>270189568
>>270189346
You can switch with another body when you both have the same shape
>>270187037
kek
>>270189346
And now, I will wait, for a very long time. Because that is what good masters do.
>>270188590
so you're telling me i'm surrounded by furries? Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat *rolls eyes*
>>270187217
Then who was DOGG1 and DOGG2?
How will you save the wee doggie now?
>>270189942
The door is that way
>>270188392
>Tungsten
>brittle
It's brittle as metals go, but it's not glass-brittle.
My best solid-rivet backstop is made of tungsten. I dropped it maybe 200 times in 15 years and it never chipped.
I doubt anyone would make tungsten rings out of poly tungsten.
>>270189997
fugg
>>270189997
Christ I haven't seen this in a while
>>270189661
it just works
>>270186870
>Can't into supply and demand
>Doesn't understand gold and diamonds are expensive due to the small amounts available
>>270189997
I saved the dog from disappointment
>>270189997
I'll just drop nokia 3310 and a Gamboy on them.
>>270189610
This one made me laugh the most.
>>270190162
>Diamonds
>Small amounts available
>Not only because it's artificially scarce and controlled by the people who mine it
>Implying diamond is even valuable intrinsically as gold is when it can be manufactured
>>270187275
Lava doesn't turn into diamond.
>>270190240
>>270190162
Isn't palladium less abundant than gold?
>>270190276
Diamonds having any worth anymore is actual Jewish plot.
>>270190215
Rip gabendog
>>270190301
U wot
>>270190356
Yes.
A lot of things are, infact. Same with diamond.
The reason gold and diamond costs are so high is largely because of inflation because the gubbments know people will pay tons of money for them.
Diamonds in particular are not worth nearly as much as they're marketed for, because they're almost wholly owned by a single company, who can control the price as they wish.
A more reasonable price for them would be a 80% reduction in their current costs.
>>270189568
Why is there a giant bird in the lava
>>270190553
That's Vivec but I can only think of EoE.
>>270190276
diamonds are actually useful in science and engineering.
producing diamonds cost quite a lot, and a shitton if you want a nice looking diamond.
>>270190356
Yes, and it's pretty expensive, but that isn't the single factor. You have to also consider the demand and uses, while Pd does have uses, gold has more demand, both from regular people, as well as manufacturing perspectives. And in general you make more general things out of gold. Where as Pd usually ends up in special chemicals for specialized applications, and only has trace amounts in other areas.
Then again that's what I'm recalling off the top of my head, and I am no expert by any stretch of the imagination. So feel free to correct me if I am wrong, I would welcome it.
>>270190527
>open door
>heart attack
>another skellington joins the ranks
>>270190673
do we know if there are palladium bearing asteroids? I've heard of platinum roids with more platinum than has ever been mined, but i wonder what other rarer elements are floating around out there
>>270190702
>skeleton army recruits members by being spooky and spooking people to death>Milk propaganda by skeletons to make the skeleton inside you stronger
>>270189464
>Use SS
>Perfect shot
>Ball bounces around the edges and deals like 100 damage
Basically this.
>captcha: 420
>>270190673
You're underestimating palladium.
It's used in electronics, fuel cells, oil refining, polyester, water treatment, and some promising applications in cancer treatment.
>>270190827
It's a certainty that, at least for stable elements like Palladium, that there's giant chunks of them floating around somewhere.
I'm sure that within 20 years, asteroid mining will be pretty common, and we'll find all this shit.
>>270190646
>Science
>engineering
But in both of these cases manufactured or man made diamonds reign supreme. As far as I am aware most engineering diamonds are the very tiny almost non gemstone kind, which have been manufactured for ages now.
Most scientific uses for diamond require very few impurities to function best, which is why lab grown diamond is the king there too. (well admittedly there are a few areas that use imperfections in the crystal lattice, but those are few, and even then it's better to create and control those imperfections than buy mined diamonds and hope for the best. )
>>270191021
lel
>>270190943
Hmm, yes I suppose I did forget more than a few, my apologies. Though I would ask, aren't more than a few of those catalytic and don't require large amounts of the material to be put into products large runs of manufactured products?
>>270191104
Those is not fun to look at after reading that drain clog Japanese horror manga
>>270191021
This one's pretty solid. No maymays or anything, just vidya.
>>270191021
>oi nutter
lost it
>>270191173
Sure, but palladium is still a very important, if not critical aspect of all of them.
>>270190984
many other uses would be found for mined diamonds if they didn't have such a big price.
swooce right in
>>270191286
True. I shouldn't have worded my post as I did. Thank you for setting me straight anon.
>>270186804
>>270191021
>>270190943
>I'm sure that within 20 years, asteroid mining will be pretty common, and we'll find all this shit.
Unlikely. There are still hungry niggers and feeding them and encouraging them to breed takes precedence over scientific research
>>270191472
Haha, but the idea is that it's a static bitmap image that you can put holes in, anon.
>>270191516
Confirmed for having no idea how fast technology is advancing right now.
Confirmed for not knowing it's also exponential.
>>270187189
I'M NOW INTERESTED
>>270191472
it's worms logic tho
>>270191356
>>270191568
>>270188469
moar
>>270191596
>implying advances in space tech havent been slow as fuck
space will see the kind of exponential growth other industries have seen when it is profitable.
>>270191863
after virgin crash, gonna take longer than expected.
>>270191835
you forgot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sssyDl5Xjdc
>>270191863
It will be very profitable.
However, oil barons and shitty governments etc will hold it back.
But science and progress is never held back for long.
>>270191915
>Get into the cavern
>Realize you didn't bring any meat
>>270191596
>Technology is advancing at an exponential pace
Only some areas where such measures can be made. Sure every breakthrough will contribute to another in these many interwoven fields of study in this globalized world, but not everything is advancing at a steady pace, or at any pace at all. Space travel has hardly changed at all, the only recent change has been in design philosophy, not in tech. Even if a tech change is made, it will just be switching to something that was proposed twenty years ago. Tech comes in spurts of advancement, and not everything will advance at the same pace, or at all until a breakthrough in another area is made first to precipitate it.
>>270192003
Cherrybomb it.
>>270191596
Governments are the only ones capable of engaging in asteroid mining and they are far more interested in helping the third world to breed.
>b-b-but m-m-m-muh private sector
No corporation would survive investing in asteroid mining. It would be decades before they'd break even, if they ever did. The cost of moving things in space increases exponentially as their mass increases. You could move asteroids closer to earth theoretically, but it is extremely risky and would be very expensive.
Long story short. Our chance at space came and went. The world doesn't care about anything other than the present.
>>270191021
The lava would flow in and kill the doggy. Are you retarded?
>>270190162
Fun fact: Diamonds and Gold are very common.
Not as common as coal or iron, but common.
They're only expensive because the people who mine them only release a few, and for loadsamoney
Supply and demand!
Picture of cute girl
>>270192115
You are aware I said 20 years, right?
That's objectively not the "present" from a human's point of view.
>>270187939
>>270192159
jesus christ kid, don't get your "facts" from the internet
if you could put together all the gold ever mined, it would fit a volume smaller than your room
>>270192132
child that never played Worms Armageddon
>>270192403
Hahahaha!
one million hours in mspaint
>>270192189
>Indeed it is true, I cannot read
By this:
>The world doesn't care about anything other than the present.
I mean that most humans do not care about future problems and care only about there here and now. Space colonisation and exploitation secures humanity's future, but it is very expensive and serious investment would reduce the quality of life for many people.
Space travel technology 20 years ago is identical to space technology travel now. In turn, space travel technology is identical to space travel technology 40 years ago. It still revolves around highly inefficient combustion to send out a flame for propulsion. Without nuclear fusion, we've peaked. Considering how anti-nuclear most of the world is, you probably shouldn't keep your hopes up about great strides in technology.
![vqWPEX[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Y7p6kjv.gif "vqWPEX[1].gif")
>>270186943
Normal people.
I'm serious, functioning, non-autistic adults realize that just because something is popular doesn't mean it is bad.
Minecraft is a fun experience that allows you to be creative, is a massive time-sink, and isn't filled with contrived anime bullshit. Unless you want it to be, because the modding scene is great [pic related].
>>270192403
I bet the jews are behind this post.
Started off lazy.
Ended up lazy.
>>270192403
Yes, good goy, spread the truth!
>>270192532
Yeah, because the multitude of recent advances in power and propulsion will do nothing for space travel.
And let's just ignore that grasshopper ship that can greatly reduce the amount of energy needed to get it out of the atmosphere.
Also, who knows what they're gonna do after they get that machine onto Rosetta.
>jpg
All this retards trying so hard, and still doing it wrong...
bitches be crazy for diamonds
FUCK YOU
>throw rock into lava
>lava level goes up enough to splash lava into cavern
>dog dies
kek
>>270192403
>What is Fort Knox
>>270192938
>not using your swimming skill to get through the lava
>>270192403
>ironically spouts bullshit as fact
>>270187549
anyone got the car copypasta?
>>270190162
Uh, the quantity in that picture wouldn't decrease it enough to leave you without millions at the very least.
Besides, you could just put a little bit out there at a time, it ain't that hard you fucking faggot.
>>270186804
save her /v/
>>270188754
>>270188846
>>270188949
Which game?
>>270190162
>gold and diamonds are expensive due to the small amounts available
No, chunks of gold and diamonds are expensive because people pay a lot of money for them.
>>270192532
>without fusion we've peaked
I disagree, you could always use the old fission drives if you really thought that we needed to get around the solar system quickly. But let's be honest, if we do anything it will likely be automatized, no need to do things quick once you got a way to build drones that do the work for you. Takes much less material that way anyway, no need for safety shit compared to anything that can hold a human.
And let's be honest, is there really much need, or even drive to try to physically go to many of the other planets? Hell even Mars, our best bet, is damn near uninhabitable. Even if we mined asteroids what will we do with them, build more mining rigs, a space station or two for a show of scientific and engineering prowess? We wouldn't want to chuck that shit back down here unless we were retarded of course, considering the effort it would take to get it off earth again should we ever need it in space. (though since people generally lack forethought and planning I don't doubt that would happen)
I can agree with you on one thing, nothing significant is probably going to happen in the near future, or in our lifetimes.
>>270193230
Save her?
She's already lost.
>>270190279
Brilliant!
>>270192881
Devil me?
>>270187037
>>270186804
>>270192403
>jesus christ kid, don't get your "facts" from the internet
>if you could put together all the gold ever mined, it would fit a volume smaller than your room
that's the joke right?
>>270193230
ftfy
>>270192492
PARGONPARGONPARGONPARGONPARGON
>>270188241
Oh you fucker that caught me off guard. Fucking DDP
>>270193585
bastard
>>270193528
What about the convection going through all that diamond?
>>270192848
>Yeah, because the multitude of recent advances in power and propulsion will do nothing for space travel.
Like what? All human-bearing spacecraft still rely on chemical combustion as their means of propulsion.
>And let's just ignore that grasshopper ship that can greatly reduce the amount of energy needed to get it out of the atmosphere.
You mean the powered by combustion technology. Oh boy, the future is looking bright.
>Also, who knows what they're gonna do after they get that machine onto Rosetta.
Nothing most likely. Get a few photos. Take some samples. Then get some news that the US Government is slashing NASA funding because negroes in Detroit are lagging behind academically.
As a sidenote, sending a probe to a comet cost about a billion euros. Just a probe. No heavy mining equipment. As far as I am aware, no intention of it being a return mission. A billion euro just to get some info on the rock. Imagine what it would cost to send a large spacecraft, complete with heavy mining equipment and the ability to come back to Earth with its payload? Especially if humans had to go along as well. I get the feeling there would be a negative return on that investment. Even if they found a tonne of Diamonds.
>>270193673
Diamond has high thermal conduction and basically acts like a giant heatsink, all the diamond distributes the heat very quickly over the large mass of the diamond and saves the dog from cooking.
Duh.
>>270193673
Puppy fur keeps it warm
Lava doesnt need to heat it up
>>270191238
The what? Name?
IT'S SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY
>>270193829
>As a sidenote, sending a probe to a comet cost about a billion euros
Not him, but you realise these things inevitably become cheaper as time goes on, right?
>>270190480
perspection
nice drawing>>270190301
what happens?
Wow, that was easy.
>>270186804
>>270192863
dat meta
>>270194516
>dog of the diamond king dlc only $19.99
>>270194407
How'd you place the blue portal?
>>270194686
Diamond is reflective
>>270192561
>non-autistic adults
>playing Minecraft
>>270194732
Then the entire cave would just bounce it around.
But it doesn't matter either way because portals need moon rock to be placed on it.
>>270194991
I thought that was only what the white paint was made of
>>270194991
what about the entirety of portal 1 after you escape the incenerator
>>270195061
Portals can't be placed unless it has some moon particles to land on.
>>270192568
I laffedfix those fucking tjuncs and seal that shit you double nigger
