Oh shit nigger it's halloween.
You've decided to put on a costume and go trick or treating
Currently you're competing in a game of Halloween ball.
What do you do?
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punch own face
>>269799437
suck your own dick
>>269799437
As soon as another player makes any contact with you fake grievous injury and get him carded.
>>269799560
Explode into treats and blame the other team.
>>269799560
Wonder what halloween ball is
>>269799560
Wait a minute that skeleton in the first drawing...
Make an effort to win
>>269799749
What about him?
>>269799884
He looks like a dork, go bully him
>>269799884
kill him
>>269799884
What a stupid costume, tell him he's stupid
>>269799884
THATS NOT A COSTUME, DQ HIM
>>269800048
"No, this is totally a costume"
>>269800152
then take of them bones...no homo
>>269800152
Do this>>269799992
>>269799564
Rolling for this. This is what happens in football all the time
>>269800445
Infuse skull with eldritch powers, then put it back on him
>>269800793
You managed to DQ the werewolf
>>269801051
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT, DQ ALL OPPONENTS
>>269801051
Now were playing real halloween ball, we have to be very careful now we don't want to fall in our own trick
>>269801168
You DQ'd everybody.
Including the referee
>>269801414
fall in our own trick
>>269801414
Claim victory
>>269801414
Now our team mates are free to win the game. Go dio go.
>>269801414
Did we win yet?
>>269801559
As you about to, one of the judges suffer a crippling injury when he touched you.
Your are disqualified
>>269801839
summon your persona
>>269801839
I see what you did there. So who wins?
>>269801839
fuck this, go throw rocks at children
>>269801839
Become new judge and requalify ourselves
>>269801839
Report him to the police somebody brived him and i think i know who did it
>>269801975
I second this.
>>269802227
KICK HIM IN HIS VAMPIRE NUTS
>>269802227
Pull out a gun and shoot him in the kneecaps, that'll show the fucker.
>>269802227
That means we win because same team right?
>>269802227
DIO YOU BASTARD.We have to learn ripple or what
>>269802227
HOW MANY TROPHIES HAVE YOU WON IN YOUR LIFE?
>>269802369
You don't have any guns.
>>269802507
BITE HIM
BITE HIS ANKLES
>>269802507
Ask him how many trophies he's won in his life.
>>269802507
Well its a team game right? So he has to share the trophy.
>>269802507
This place sucks, lets hit up a diner.
>>269802507
Fill out all necessary paperwork and legally purchase one
>>269802825
NOM HARDER....no homo
>>269802825
NOW STAND WHILST HOLDING HIS ANKLE IN YOUR MAW
this will knock out any vampire i read it in a book
>>269802825
summon your stand
>>269802825
Drool all over his favorite shoes.
>>269803103
pick it up and hit Dio over the head with it
>>269803103
call it "Smashing Pumpkins"
>>269803245
>>269803103
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBkjcvNztKQ
>>269803404
now take his mystical cod piece as a trophy
>>269803404
now shout out that you want to go in the bounce house
>>269803526
"You mean a bouncy castle"
"No, it's called a moonwalk, dumbass"
"Fuck you it's a jumpy bouncy rooty pooty"
"check my dubs"
>>269803740
burn the plastic jungle gym
>>269803823
"Fuck off, it's a rubber bounce fortress"
>>269804040
sneak away with all the prizes while they are all distracted
>>269804356
Ask cat if he feels awkward that I'm inside him? "I feel safe, in the box"
>>269804449
"Yeah, it's kinda weird bro"
>>269804535
Welp, where to next?
>>269804535
check quest log
>>269804535
maintain sneakiness
>>269804853
add "Slay Gay Vampire" and check it off
>>269804853
Where's the cultists at?
>>269804853
Oh shit, that's right! We forgot to get candy! Where's our cult?
>>269804853
go to biggest, fanciest house that has the best candy for trick or treating.
>>269804853
Steal it from some kids.
>>269804853
How many time we have left to continue our quest?
>>269804934
Your cultists are beating up children for their candy.
>>269805204
Good (rub hands menacingly)
>>269805204
shuffle hands together and say "Good, gooood."
>>269805204
go to the house that passes out full sized candy barsfor the winners of halloween death tournaments
>tfw you have gotten good at predicting which types of things op will respond with to certain things
I knew that bounce house thing would get us away from that shitty bore fest
Find children and steal their candy.
>>269805261
>>269805313
second
>>269805350
>>tfw you have gotten good at predicting which types of things op will respond with to certain things
He literally just responds to the post with the highest number attached to it. That's all. It's completely random. There is no rhyme or reason to it.
>>269805563
Assemble all the candy onto one huge pile and have the cultists bring us a virgin
>>269805560
no retard, he's saying that he knows the WAY op responds to certain requests. silly-ily.
visit the abandon ghost shak in the haunted woods.
>>269805560
I meant like what he responds with to various shit
uh, uh go and KILL for uh, your god?
>>269805614
"THIS HOUSE GIVES OUT FULL SIZED CANDY BARS! TO THE WINNERS OF THE HALLOWEEN DEATH TOURNAMENT! JUST SAYING"
>>269805906
enroll.
>>269805906
kill that man
he knows too much
>>269805906
Nah bro.
Follow those two kids dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
>>269805906
clam your prize.
>>269805989
"HEY, THIS GUY WANTS TO ENROLL"
>>269805906
Kill him to start the tournament
>>269806157
pick his pocket
you are clearly sneaking
>>269806157
consume him he looks tasty
>>269806209
"Whatchu doin nigga?"
>>269806431
pick its nose
>>269806431
looking for the entry to ticket. i though tthis was a test
>>269806431
seduce pocket monster
>>269806461
"Ey, stop doing that"
>>269806616
pick its nose's nose
>>269806616
Eat it and the guy he's with
>>269806661
Yes
>>269806616
get back to entering the tournament
>>269806654
"Oh c'mon you ass"
>>269806616
Fractalate finger
Pick all the noses' noses.
>>269806793
ok fine
no need to be rude
>>269806797
All of them.
>>269806876
YOu stop picking the pocket monster's nose.
The guy hands you a piece of paper.
"Sign here to enroll"
>>269807002
sign it. check out your opponentscue various cameos of previous adventurers
>>269807002
Squirt some ink on there. That oughtta do.
>>269807068
"eh, close enough"
>>269807162He'll never know that that's actually jizz
>>269807162
PROCEED FOR GLORY AND CANDY
>>269807162
now squirt on him
>>269807307
You are moved into a small room.
When it's time for the match, the door wil open and you can make your entrance.
>>269807435
fuck doors
bust through that shit
>>269807435
strip and set yourself on fire
intimidation is key
>>269807435
Check your game and watch, nigga. What time is it?
>>269807596
"It's midnight, sucka"
>>269807739
Ask game and watch to cook you some breakfast before the tournament.
>>269807739
Midnight? But wait... Doesn't that mean Halloween is over?
>>269807739
PERFECT FOR AN ENTRANCE
CALL FORTH YOUR CULTIST FOR SMOKE MACHINES AND OVERTURES
>>269807827
Muffled cries of "FUCK YOU IT'S NOT" and "NOT UNTIL 1AM, HOMO" can be heard from outside.
>>269807997
Check inventory.
>>269807997
O-Okay, well let's enter. But first have our cultists play us some cool and ominous entrance music.
>>269807997
set your eyes on fire
DO SOMETHING COOL FOR YOUR TRIAL
>>269807997
It's 1AM a few states over tho
>>269808107
THere's nothing
>>269808202
STRIP
BLOODY YOURSELF
DO SOMETHING COOL
>>269808202
draw up plans for your grand entrance
>>269808202
Wait for your turn and reflect on what you've been doing with your life.
>>269808498
Turns out your first opponent is a little girl in a hello kitty costume
>>269808498
Now enter
>>269808498
prepare for the most difficult fight of your life
>>269808498
Go get some bitches to help you in your entrance by dancing besides you. Everybody knows you needs bitches while you make your entrance.
>>269808610
This.
>>269808685
Damnit
>>269808770
Now enter with this music playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXGyxxw7dw
>>269808770
Input the code to unlock European extreme mode.
>>269808770
NO I SAID PREPARE NOT CHANGE THE DIFFICULTY
i meant like get some buffs and some shit
>>269808829
You enter
>>269809251
bitchin'
>>269809251
Activate "it"
>>269809251
Get ready to SLAM SOME JAMS
>>269809251
Yell "Show me ya moves!"
>>269809251
"Are you ready for this?"
>>269809251
Your opponent didn't show up and you won by forfeit.
>>269809251
check the crowds reaction
>>269809329
What a coincedence. Your opponent is a jar of jam.
>>269809329
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc
>>269809525
COME ON AND SLAM!
>>269809525
he is so screwed
NOW UNSCREW HIS LID
>>269809525
THE FIEND! HE KNOWS YOUR ALLERGIC TO ALL FORMS OF FRUIT!
>>269809525
Throw peanuts at him, turns out he is allergic to them
>>269809525
STRAWBERRY? FUCK THAT SMASH HIM
>>269809525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwv_2OKxZr8
taunt him with a lof of bread.
>>269809579
You charge towards the jam with the intent to slam.
>>269809780
CRITICAL MISS
>>269809780
He casts reflect on himself
>>269809780
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
>>269809780
Unleash a grape flavored punch, the superior jam flavor.
>>269809780
But a twist, he is not jam. He is jelly.
>>269809780
snake eyes
>>269809780
You cannot slam the JAM.
>>269809780
CRITICAL HIT
>>269810060
SLAM HIS JAM
>>269810060
intense stare down
>>269810060
What the fuck, we were pressing buttons
>>269810060
That was a substitute, the real you is above him
>>269810060
Good thing we going for a sneak attack, and he fell for it!
>>269810060
THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. Pick yourself up and destroy him.
>>269810320
You fool this isn't even my final form, he turns into a PB&J Sandwich
>>269810320
intimidation is key
RIP HIS LID CLEAN OFF
>>269810320
SLAM THE JAM!!
>>269810320
Slam that Jam in MJ style
>>269810527
"YOU DEFEATED"
>>269810527
claim his lid as a trophy
>>269810527
Now go for the half-court dunk nigga!
>>269810527
Now eat him. Claim our prize for this match.
>>269810527
realistic jelly splattered screen.
>>269810527
K.O.!!!
You win, now use his Blood Jam to make a delicious snack while waiting for the next fight.
>>269810638
Hotdamn, now you can't see shit.
>>269810754
Head to the waiting room until your next match
>>269810754
Don't worry, it will clean itself up.
>>269810754
ZOOM AND ENHANCE!
>>269810754
Wait a minute that one splotch. ENHANCE!
>>269810754
lick it off
leave some dripping from your gaping maw as a sign of blood lust
>>269810754
Something maybe written in the jam, ZOOM IN!
>>269810754
Wait for your eyes to magically clean themselves.
>>269810828
>>269810829
>csi mind
>>269811003
OH GOD
DODGE TO THE LEFT
>>269811003
Bite off his hand
>>269811003
Is that Dio?
>>269811003
HMM.
LOOKS LIKE.
A FIST!
You should block.
>>269811003
oh shit, giant flying freeze pops!
>>269811003
Absorb his fist into your face.
>>269811068
Nah, it's jam
>>269811297
Slide back in that cool crouched pose, stand up and just the that neck crick cool guys do
>>269811297
bloody screen, so real
>>269811297
Activate your true form.
>>269811297
bounce off the opposing wall and say "Petty good, but not good enough"
>>269811297
triple sowcow off the backboard into a swan dive front flip dropkick.
>>269811297
Another substitute, your actually behind *pull katana*
>>269811359
You show your true form
>>269811549
Go back to your spooky form
>>269811549
Oh great now we suck
>>269811549
BITE HIS ANKLES
IT WORKED ONCE
>>269811549
"It can't be! He's the super sayayayan!"
>>269811549
I thought we became an actual great new one?
>>269811549
HARNESS /V/ RAGE
>>269811618
Blocked.
>>269811745
Yeah, and this si your true form.
>>269811780
well activate your FINAL form
that might work
>>269811780
cultist dogpile.
>>269811745
This... I thought we couldn't transform back to normal. Our normal form sucks.
>>269811780
Well change back into a great one.
>>269811780
Picachu, use lighting bolt, or something!
>>269812057
Use this to transform back and become greater and more power and terrifying than ever
>>269812057
RIP OFF HIS LID
ITS THE SOURCE OF HIS POWERS
>>269812057
And now, FINISH HIM!
>>269812057
looks like he's in a real jam now.
>>269811780
This shitty ass fucking bullshit artificial difficulty fucKING RETARDED OP BOSS FUCKING SHITTY
VIDYA GAMES!
activate rage aura and power up to super ragian
>>269812057
Finish him by opening his Lid
>>269812057
J-J-JAM IT IN
>>269812306
Now FINISH HIM!
>>269812306
Devour the jam and absorb it's strength.
>>269812306
Don't pay attention and manage to attack yourself
>>269812306
FINISH HIM
>>269812306
monologue time! Something about the nature of man and life to impress all the cultists.
>>269812540
IT'S DELICIOUS!
>>269812540
Congratulate your cultists for their loyalty, grant them some of your power to take over the tournament.
>>269812540
The twist was that he wasn't jam. He was jelly. There is a difference.
>>269812540
Let's hope we're not allergic
>>269812636i cant jelly my fist into your ass
>>269812596
Yeah, who'd have thought the guy dressed up like jam actually tastes like jam.
