>Waiting in line at Gamestop
>She comes behind you and you feel her hand squeeze your ass.
what do, /v/?
wait till my boyfriend from /v/ does something about it
Punch her for never releasing Vampire Anthology outside of Japan.
Spill enough spaghetti to feed Italy.
>>269387987
Let her rape me consensually
Tell her to stop and leave. Even though it would be mindblowing sex she would steal my life essence leaving me dead or however succubi work.
>>269387987
this
>>269388335
But that's the best way to die
>>269388603
I hear ya.
Rip a hole in that bat suit and do it right there in the middle of the store.
>600x450
Look for source because thats an obvious resized image reposted by some faggot on deviantart.
The act of her squeezing my ass causes my pants to tighten, forcing my spaghetti filled pockets to burst and spill spaghetti all over the floor, and all over her.
>>269388874
http://arkmorrigan.topaz.ne.jp/
>>269388874
All Im seeing are 1024x768, which is better but still dogshit.
Sue her for sexual hairassmunt.
>>269389260
>hairassmunt
why
>>269387987
>*Tip fedora* "M'lady", Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
Fucking Gamestop.
>>269387987
I accept her summon to the demon realm.
>>269389520
S-sauce?
Tell her that she should stop dressing like this and take better care of herself.
Give a lecture about how this is because she does thing like this that the position of females in society will never become better and male oppression will continue to get worse.
Pickup a copy from the shelf of bayonetta 2 to show her how this is badly affecting video games.
>>269389443
Because that's how it's pronounced.
>>269389784
Can you work
>you have to eat these eggs
in there somehow?
>>269389784
go away mcintosh
>>269389520
Please sauce anon
Ponder why I would leave my house for the first time in 8 years.
Why are battlestation threads deleted and these shitty threads kept up?
>>269389973
But even that is wrong.
>>269388439
Someone rename this to Bleach.gif
>>269389784
Shut up Anita.
>>269387987
squeeze hers
>>269390150
i hate being reminded that people aren't as socially healthy as me
even more i hate being reminded that people aren't as happy as me
i hate being reminded how shallow i can be
i love bettering myself though
damn why can't i be rich
Turn her downfor Hsien-Ko
>>269390171
>Someone other than myself save this image to their computer and rename it to [thing] as I am fucking retarded
>>269390396
This man knows
>>269390308
This.
One good squeeze deserves another.
And I could grope that pantyhosed ass if she'd let me.
>>269387987
>squeezes my ass
Am I a s-shota?
We do makeovers for each other then have a good laugh at MODOK
God that thing looks hilarious.
>>269390396
>>269390565
>wanting rotted zombie over succubus
>>269390064
http://pururin.com/thumbs/14087/pitapita-morigan-fetish-dl.html
>>269390150
>work because i'm forced to live independently
>never go out during days off or attend work related events because my pockets are full of spaghetti
>coworkers have a quiet understanding of the way i live
>hate going to work
>>269390806
You wish.so do i
Wonder how that cardboard cut out of a 2D fictional character fell onto my buttocks and why it felt like it was squeezing it.
Moan.
Seriously though, if I had the courage to speak to women, I'd ask her if she wanted to hit the food court. Get a burger.
>>269387987
Let her fuck me. After all every man that gets fucked by her doesnt' die, he/she gets transported to a place where Morrigan fucks her everytime eternally and achives a constant and eternal state of happyness and satisfaction.
>>269387987
>>269391312
you're the best anon, thanks
>>269391874
this is fact.
are you trying to imply that i wouldn't be chin deep in that ass before she could even realize what the fuck is happening?
>>269391281
>Rotted
L
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>>269392037
Eh, only in Udon's comic.
Then again, theres like, three or four different canons to Darkstalkers.
>>269390396
Boob-window and massive hands. I will never understand why I love her.
>>269391874
I'd rather have a romantic but none sexual relationship with her that lats until I'm old and withered, then I'd ask her to take me.
Submit to her and become her property
Wake up to a good fucking whether I like it or not
>>269393006
>>269393006
Sign me up for that, please.
>>269392986
Nigga, you don't get to choose. She's gonna fuck you and you are going to be her lustful slave for all eternity. Deal with it.
>>269393620
I wish, but honestly I'd rather have someone to spend lazy Sundays with, cuddling under a blanket while watching a movie or to talk to while taking a moonlit walk. Surely a Succubus such as her could take a break from her rape routine once in a while to just relax and enjoy the simple things in life. She'd still get what she's after in the end.
>>269387987
Politely explain that she seems to have made a mistake, before informing her where my cock and balls actually are.
>>269394705
>Surely a Succubus such as her could take a break from her rape routine once in a while to just relax and enjoy the simple things in life.
Well, she's a succubus after all. I also dout that can be a thing.
>>269394980
Well, again, it depends on which of the many different versions of the canon you go with.
yo /v/ kick it
togethertubecom/rooms/fad8c7fe-5601-4c60-8ab0-0666560efe43
>>269394705
Which is perhaps part of why Best Cat is mai waifu instead of Succubus.
>>269395093
thnx i cum on cat she hiss at penis
Purge the mutant
Grope her back until we're dry-humping in the middle of the store.
>>269390308
You don't have your way with Morrigan, she has her way with you.
>>269396249
And you will love every minute.
>>269396249
And yet there is not enough porn of things going down that way.
I mean, there's some. Not enough.
>>269396358
Of course. You can't find a lover that does it better than Mor.I love captioned pictures. More?
>>269388439
>rolling is effective in Smash Bros.jpg.
Tell her to back off; I want to preserve my virginity and no silly vampire succubus is going to jeopardize that.
>>269396596
Theres very, very little out there.
I'd post the rest from Hypno Hub, but they're all too big.
>>269396249
i feel like shed be down with getting her ass slapped before i get fucked to death
>>269387987
Your premise is very unrealistic, I would never go to gamestop.
>>269396417
That's a crying shame.
>>269396834
I can imagine she might have a taste for submissive elements, but lets face it,she likes her toys to operate how she wants them to.
>>269396821
/d/ has dedicated threads with requests.
>>269396835
Well, realistically, the bigger flaw in logic is that she would want anything to do with any of our ugly asses.
>>269397243
I would do whatever she told me to...
>>269396821
Oh well, guess I'lljust have to make my own.
>>269397427
You're Boco, of course you would.
I want to sniff Lilith's cunny.
>>269397608
Indeed.
Course, she'd probably tell me to go jump in front of a moving car, but...
>>269397427
fuck, i want to write a fapfic, but i'd have to move it to /d/ because futa.
>>269397953
She's a bit twisted, (Comes with her nature after all) but she's not vindictive.
>>269398061
It'd fit right in, then.
Seriously, I've tried going to /d/ like, three times. And every single time the front page is nothing but futa, futa, futa.
>>269397243
i was just talking about she would be down for me smacking her ass in the gamestop
in bed i figured im good as owned
>>269387987
>Fart from nervous reaction
>she gets disgusted by my lack of control over my bodily functions and walks away
>>269398221
>But she hates me because I'm ugly and whiny!
There. I said it for him.
