This is a 15 year old ninja.
Homura a best.
>>268919908
Have you ever had a swimming class in school before OP?
>play Murasaki's story
>whoa, this is heavy stuff compared to the other girls' stories
>continue on with Ryobi because of character unlock sequence
>Ryobi's Boob Envy Vengeance Quest
Talk about a massive shift in tone.
>>268919908
Ever notice how at the very start of Naruto (like the first 20-ish episodes), they actually work as mercenaries, and go on stealth missions where they sneak around in forests and stuff? Like ninjas are supposed to?
Then after that, it quickly devolves into DBZ-esque power level stuff where they just charge up their aura and scream at eachother.
>>268919908
Do you have any proof of that statement?
Murakumo a best girl
>>268919908
this is a 15 year old bimbo
>>268919958
truth
>>268919908
She looks like a witch.
>>268922105
Negro, I think you got the wrong show.
>>268922105
>you'll never have a slice of life show about ninjas just hanging out and doing missions occasionally
Why is no one playing online?
exquisite
>>268924807
She's a ninja witch that uses a scythe.
>>268922098
Yozakura is also one of the few sidestories done seriously.
>>268926182
I never played it, but I heard you can play a big titted sadistic ninja chick in there that tortures other ninjas for fun.
Is that true?If so I need it.
>>268929383
Its true. She even had her own dungeon in the first game.
>>268929321
>>268929503
I would do all sorts of things to Haruka. Too bad all the Senrans are massive lesbians.
>>268929503
>giving a shit about senran kagura
>>268929769
Why does the scythe have penis veins?
>>268919908
are you copying the mirai guy?
>>268929843
Haruka doesn't really have any preferences as long as she can tease the shit out of you.
But yeah, she's especially gay for Hibari.
>>268929503
That's great! I guess I will be waiting for 3ds emulation then.
Are there some graphical scenes where she tortures the other ninjas?
Also why are there some many bottles in her coat? Is she a chemist?
>>268929962
I want her to take my anal virginity
>>268930056
She works with poison and stuff, so yeah, she's the local mad scientist.
But her more popular fighting style seems to be puppets now.
And no visible torture, just in text-form.
>>268930056
Its just text. still a fun read though
>Also why are there some many bottles in her coat? Is she a chemist?
Chemist and roboticist.
>>268930157
>still having your anal virginity
>>268930280
>>268930359
>just text
Not even japans that makes all kind of fucked up eroge caters to my femdom fetish.
Life is suffering ;_;Thanks anyways.
>>268930404
no gf.
>>268930056
>I guess I will be waiting for 3ds emulation then.
Or till the 3ds gets hacked. I have no idea how that progress is going so it might as well have been hacked already and I'm not aware.Has it?
>>268919908
kawaii
Is Burst the only Senran game on 3DS? Is there another one coming that I should wait for, or should I just go for Burst?
>>268919908
she looks 15, but she's actually 3000 years old
I'm a big tits guy,but these literal balloon tits are weird and unfappable.
Is it because everyone has large tits that it looses its appeal?
>>268930728
>calling those balloon tits
normalfag
>>268930728
Yeah I would like Senran more if there was a range of titties. There are giant tits and like two flat girls, no inbetween
>>268930587
There's a sequel to Burst on it, but it hasn't been translated yet.
>>268930728
>looses
Loose like your moms pussy?
>>268930798
They are balloon tits.
>>268930915
Any prospective release date?
>>268930853
>implying any of the girls in senran have giant tits
They don't.
>>268931000
So?
>>268930728
No, it's because everyone is so soft.
>>268931070
is this the birth of an epic new meme
>>268931060
Not yet. We'll find out more probably next year.
>>268931103
Balloon tits are shit because that's what fake tits look like. Real tits are effected by gravity. They don't just float in the air like perfect spheres.
Why won't XSeed answer my question? I just want to know if we're getting the BD DLC, damn it.
>>268919908
Shiki is best senran.
>>268931351
Fuck gravity
>>268931361
The what DLC?
>>268931375
those hips are doing things to my dick.
Which Senran has the biggest hips? I must know... for research purposes.
>>268931543Mirai
>>268931351
I wonder how many people don't notice her dick.
>>268931470
Blu-ray Disc. People who bought the anime blu rays got the rainbow bikini as DLC.
>>268931637
I want that dick
>>268931361
You mean the rainbow bikini that you got from a download code in the BD? They probably don't know.
>>268931806
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here
>>268922105
true
>>268931543
Daidouji, 98cm.
>>268929321
>No you see Mr. Wright the victim misspelled the defendant's name that appears to be much more relevant than the victim's neck being broken at the time of the writing.
>>268931919
Do you even know what autism is? People throw that word around here so often without actually using it in proper context.
>>268931650
Oh, didn't know that. Thanks.
Why aren't you a vita owner yet?
>>268931470
Apparently the first Blu-Ray Special Edition for the anime comes with rainbow panties DLC for the Vita game.
>>268932084
Damn, beat to the punch.
>>268932004
If you know that this board throws words around without really caring about their actual meaning then surely you realize that informing them of this is going to yield about 0 results.
>>268919908
>Girls only grow boobs when they turn the legal consensual age of 23.
>>268931351
drawn tits are always fake though
>>268932043
>game about qt slutty girls
>shit graphics
for what purpose?
i'd buy it if it was on a real console.
>>268932525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUeUqRH8LQY
>>268932525
Next game is on a real console.
>>268932525
The sequel to SV is on PS4 and Vita.
>>268932043
>have to buy one handheld I dont want for the first senran
>now have to buy another for the second
Fuck you japan.
No fuck you all of the video game industry.
Why can't we all just agree on one platform and stick to it? ;_;
>>268932004
it's the most effective buzzword on /v/.
>>268932628
how come 99% of the enemies never try to attack
>>268932812
Because it's Titty Musou.
>>268924989
Fuckin'... Shit, man, I would watch that.
I didn't even know that I wanted it, but now I want it more than anything.
>>268919908
>why is more of this not allowed
>>268932812
Because it's a musou and musou enemies never attack unless they're bosses or you're playing on the hardest difficulty.
>>268932706
Everything comes to PC eventually.
>>268932812
They're just back-up for bosses.
>>268933062
Then what's the point? They may as well not be there.
>>268933165
Solely because it's satisfying to tear through them.
Daily reminder that if you're a pedo looking at drawn images of children you''ll end up in prison like Thad
>>268931960
I want to hug daidoji
>>268933247
They're all 18 in America.
Yes, even Mirai.
>>268933247
I dont live in a shithole like Canada or the UK so fapping to lolis is legal here.
>>268930497
pls respond
>>268933328
Ages just aren't listed.
>>268933247
How did he wind up getting hit, anyway?
>>268933421
You can pirate games if your console is under 4.5 firmware and you buy an overpriced flashcard.
A softmod with greater compatibility also exists but it's not released yet and it doesn't allow people to run roms (not due to the hacker, but due to the exploit used). If and when someone will bypass this limitation is unknown.
>>268933502
Maybe not in the game. They are defined though.
Katsuragi is 17 in Japan.
>>268933665
https://imgur.com/a/xr2IH
>>268933728
Kat and Ika are 18.
>>268933728
Katsu is eighteen as of SV. Hikage as well.
>>268933793
>>268933828
Sorry I was referring to Burst.
http://senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Katsuragi
Wiki lists her as 17, anyway.
Captcha: sixteen erhaor
>>268931806
>she got a reduction
Yeaa. I'd like to know her name..If i can fap to Hitomi I can fap to this
>>268933760
>https://imgur.com/a/xr2IH
Gee, that's not suspicious at all.
>>268933720
The Gateway is $80, which is the price of two 3DS games, plus it comes with a DS Mode flashcart to play older DS games, so essentially you buy two flashcarts for that price.
>>268934025
I'm not saying it's a bad deal, but it is overpriced. If it had some actual competition you'd see that price cut in half.
>>268934005
Imgur is a well known image host that doesn't allow non-image uploads. If you want to be a faggot about it, look up MADTHAD0890 on google. The court docs are also on ED.
>>268933720
>greater compatibility
So the flashcard doesn't allow me to play any all the games?
>>268933760
Oh, shit. I've read this before. Comedy gold.
>>268934159
That's not even kind of what I was getting at.
>>268934287
He means that the new hack that may come out soon would work on 3DS consoles with firmware above 4.5.
>>268934308
https://ia601709.us.archive.org/33/items/gov.uscourts.mied.281875/gov.uscourts.mied.281875.46.0.pdf
>A forensic review of Defendant’s USB drive recovered 530 images and 6 videos of child pornography. One photograph depicted bondage, and another image was actually a collage of 10 images, each depicting the bondage and sexual abuse of a young child. The child pornographic material possessed by Defendant included images of very young children (infants and toddlers) being sexually abused. The material also included penetration and other sex acts between adults and children. Finally, Defendant’s USB drive also included a copy of his resume.
>After the examination, Defendant admitted that he visited the store Justice at the mall to watch young girls and that he collected Justice catalogs. He also admitted that he once filmed a short video of his toddler-aged cousin. The young girl was wearing clothes, and Defendant pretended to be “pedo-bear” and After the examination, Defendant admitted that he visited the store Justice at the mall to watch young girls and that he collected Justice catalogs. He also admitted that he once filmed a short video of his toddler-aged cousin. The young girl was wearing clothes, and Defendant pretended to be “pedo-bear” and
Post ninjas, not pedos.
>>268934287
I meant in terms of firmware versions, the softmod is supposed to run on any currently released firmware unlike the Gateway.
As far as games go the Gateway has 100% or near 100% compatibility, some releases weren't working out of the gate but they were all eventually made compatible through updates.
>>268934660
>MADTHAD08’s statements also included fantasies about sexually abusing
children. MADTHAD08 wrote that children wanted to be sexually abused, that “7
year old girls . . . sucking dick so sexy,” and fantasized about adopting a young girl
to sexually abuse. (PSR ¶ 15.)
But that quote isn't even accurate. It's deliberately removed part of it to be more incriminating than it already was.
Cute, not pedo
>>268934836
And really, how trust worthy is that flashcard? Is there any chance of me buying that and then getting my 3ds bricked in the next morning? I know very little of this matter so I realize this might be a stupid question.
If this flashcard really works then I'm considering selling my 3ds so I can buy a used one with an older firmware and actually get to USE it. Cuz I'm poor as fuck right now and I haven't used my 3ds in literally 6 months cuz I don't want to spend so much on a single game.
>>268922105
Have you ever read legends about real ninjas? Those guys had the peasants they could do anything.
>>268936357
had the peasants convinced*
Why can't i delete me post, moot?
>>268936357
>>268936503
>Implying the power doesn't lie with in the peasants
>>268936357
I'm interested. Source?
good
>>268936357
Yeah, real ninjas were just gorilla soldiers and spies. War was still done by marching to a battlefield then so nobody could fathom gorilla tactics. Pretty much all fictional media about ninjas is based on the overblown legends rather than reality.
>>268919908
No. That's a drawing.
>>268936293
Depends on your definition of "trustworthy". It does work well, and at least right now they are actively updating their product whenever it's needed.
It is still a shady chinese product and the devs have at least once willingly published bricking code in order to kill any fake or tampered with cards (no legit users were affected, but still, kinda scary).
>>268936772
>War was still done by marching to a battlefield then so nobody could fathom gorilla tactics.
You fucking retard. Don't ever speak about military history ever again.
>you will never jiggle dem jugs.
>>268937176
America won WW2
Why is the top ninja rank always "Shadow"?
Shadows can't do shit.
>>268936798
It obviously is, with that attitude.
>>268936772
>gorilla
>>268933760
>\don't click
>\don't click\cp
wow he is so good at hiding it
>>268936168
oppai loli a best
>>268938616
Yes, yes it is.
This is my waifu. No touching.
>>268939783
This anon here has some good taste.
>>268939783
That looks weird. Is it Yargashi?
>>268939395
Damn right.
>>268939995
Yaegashi*
Fucking typos.
>>268939995
No, this guy on pixiv. He has imitates his style very well.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5216772
>>268939783
How does it feel knowing I touch her just to make her go frantic?
>>268919958
so delicious
>>268940204
Really good job, especially with the faces.
>>268939783
don't worry, nobody wants her.homura > asuka > miyabi > yumi
>>268922105
Naruto is bad okay thanks for update
>>268919908
Yes, and?
>>268930728
>Fapping to the senran girls
you're disgrace
You call these big? Man, I'm a freak, I need em bigger than these mosquito bites.
>>268932525
Soon, faggot.
>>268939783
The embodiment of righteousness sure went down a weird path >>268941068
>>268939783
>>268941068
I want to get the vita version for the Hebijo figures, but I want to play with the senrans on the big screen. Why do they do this to me?
>>268933247
Thad had REAL child porn, not animated shit. The drawn stuff he had was just icing on the cake. The idiot only got caught cuz he talked about it on his normalfagbook.
>ninja
THIS IS A REAL NINJA
THE GOAT, SASUKE UCHIHA
BITCHES LIKE HER WISH HIS DICK
I'm confused with the hebijo arc.
Do theyactuall kill the members of the other schools or do they just collapse but still being alive?
>>268936798
/thread
But who is the softest?
>>268941068
Where did this shot come from?
>>268919908
and?
you know its not real right?
>>268919908
no that's cartoon anon
We've been talking about this in our previous sessions, have you been taking those pills I gave you?
>>268941369
Vita TV. So far the only known difference between the Vita and PS4 versions is that the Vita version runs at 720p (on Vita TV, 480p on a regular Vita), and the PS4 version runs at 1080p. If I had to wager a guess, I'd say it's going to be like MH3U on 3DS and Wii U. That is, the game graphics, but the Wii U version has better resolution (less gritty) and better colors.
>>268942051They're dead. Partly why the last minute FRIENDSHIP moment is forced and terrible. Note that the Gessen route is the canon one since that's what EV is following.
>>268942103
Yomi
>>268942130
Takaki's Twitter.
>>268942523
It's a pretty close race.
>>268937346
>won
>still got night terrors and flashbacks every time Vietnam is mentioned
Ask your veterans if they consider that a victory
>>268942452
We know Mirai survives the route because Murasaki comments that 'Rapunzel the Shinobi' starts updating again after an unexplained break. Others are all up in the air though
Also, we got story details on Estival Versus? May I know where you found it?
>>268942667
ask the people in Hiroshima that were vaporized and reduced to a shadow etched into the ground if they feel like winners
>>268942630
She's just pure softness just look at it
>>268942804
I did and they said it was cool cuz Japan went on to create Godzilla and DBZ.
>>268942783
No each route is their own thing, they are not connected. Everyone had to be reintroduced to each other in every story mode. The claim where EV follows the Gessen route was from an interview with Takaki.
>no in game picture of Ryobi with whale sized tits.
Crap.
>>268922098
Hebijo is probably the best overall storyand Miyabi is best girl. That said, Crimson squad is still best team / best 'friendship story'.
>>268942823
>Yomi
>Pure
Anon I'm pretty sure she has violated every hole on her with bean sprouts.
>>268943174
but flat Ryoubi is better
>>268943309
She does have a nice uppercut.
>>268942359
>Vita TV
>720p
No, it's 540p upscaled. All Vita games are made at 540p or lower because of the extreme unpopularity of the Vita TV.
>>268943309
Hebijo's story is really, really, REALLY stupid.
Well, mostly chapter 5. But chapter 5's writing is like a black hole of awful and failure that sucks everything else together into a dense clump of shit.
>>268943421
Can't wait to play her in Dekamori since she getspregnant
>>268942823
I just want to cuddle with her, lay my head between her breast andsleep for eternity
>>268943627
They didn't know how to end it right.
The background is still the best of the four.
>>268933247
>Daily reminder that if you're a pedo looking at drawn images of children you''ll end up in prison like Thad
Wrong. Thad was busted for actual 3D shit.
Best from each school:
Katsuragi
Miyabi
Shiki
Hikage
>Crimson Squad chapter
>Haruka and Ryona doing their thing in public
>>268924682
Nothing wrong with bimbos.
So when will we be able to play as Rin and Daidoiji?
>>268943720
I want to do that with Murasaki.
>>268944112
They said on Twitter they're still finalizing stuff, so it might take a while.
>>268931351
>tfw Uno Makoto doesn't draw porn anymore
>>268944112
Then you realize they're deliberately broken for online play.
>>268941228
Anon, didn't you know? Kawaii is justice.
>>268944458
S-Shut up!
Stop spreading lies you fuck!
;_;
>>268944112
Why dey got pimples all over them?
>When Ryobi transforms in a different outfit she still gets her fake breasts
>When flat chests use her outfit they don't get the fake breasts
Fucking bullshit, that should have been part of the outfit, not just a transformation trait.
>>268942298
There is no way someone this cute can exist in this horrible 3D dimension.
I refuse to believe it.
>>268944589
Help an anon decide whether or not he should buy Burst for his new 3DS
>>268944678
She says it herself that when she transforms she gets huge boobs.
She believes that her ninja power is stored there for some reason.
So clothes have nothing to do with it I'm afraid.
>>268944856
Do you like beat-em ups? Then you'll probably enjoy Burst.
>>268944806
>puri~
>>268944856
Why not. You missed when it was on sale though.
But if you want the better version you should wait for when Senran Kagura 2 is localized.
>>268944856
It's a decent beatemup as long as you can deal with the shit framerate.
>>268944806
Why is Yagyu such a shit? Look at what she causes, look!
>>268944954
I do indeed
>>268945079
How good was the discount? Less than $10 dollars then I don't care, I got a $10 eShop card
>>268941369
Buy both versions, get Hebijo and Gessen figs.
>>268945184
I hope it runs better on the New 3DS
>>268944806
The scary thing is that, from a certain cynical perspective, she isn't wrong.
>>268919908
it is an animated characer; fictionalget your hand off your dickget away from your computer and do something productive
>>268945209
Yagyuu realizes no one can withstand the power of cute.
Just look at Imu's ending.
>>268944856
It's a pretty good beat'm up with a decent story and good characters development. Its the only time i actually enjoyed the 3D function though.
Why is Murasaki so perfect?
>>268945209
But it was Katsuragi that dressed Yumi like that.
>>268945374
After you, friend.
>>268933760
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING
Man, oh man. What must have gone through his head?
>>268945456
maybe the tits
>>268945563
You mean Miyabi. Yumi had that dress herself.
>>268945456
>lovely long hair
>cute smile and voice
>good taste in food
>biggest life in the cast
>Shiki's likes involve blogging on the internet and creating clickbait
>Shiki is a feminist SJW
>Shiki is also a huge slut
Deepest lore
>>268936357
Nah man, the peasants -were- the ninjas.
Fucking medieval spooks, man. They'll kill you with farming tools.
>>268945736
>dat clit
Holy shit
>>268945891
>posts compromising photos of the girls she beats up
>SJW
Anon
>>268944000
They have such great chemistry
I donty even like submissive girls and I really enjoyed Ryouna being weird all the time
So does SK2 take place right after SK1, or does it consider the stuff that happens it VS canon and makes crimson squad no longer hebijo?
Any chance of gateway working with a 8.1.0 3ds?
>>268945949
apparently it's from an official artbook, too. same with this pic. god bless those soulless japs
Why can't Jap devs get into backstory?
>>268946061
I like lewdness as much as the next person but then Ryona is too much
Doesn't stop her from being amusing as fuck though
>>268933247
He had real CP bro
>>268946219
Because they aren't niggers
>>268936608
>that feeling when marching with large Ikko-ikki peasant/monk army to siege Kyoto in Shogun 2 to enforce rule of commoners
>>268919908
it looks more like a witch than a ninja
>>268946346
>liking ass means being a nigger
Kill yourself. You can do so much more with ass than tits
>>268946219
No real world reference for them over there.
>15
Why?
With their bodies they could easily be in senior year in high school and not stir up the politically correct wankers while still keeping the setting.
>>268946118
No.
>>268946346
Ass > tits
This can be proven by the fact that a girl with a nice ass and no tits looks good, but a girl with big tits and no ass does not. Ass is Hometown, and without Hometown, Life is wasted.
i wanna dive into a giant pile of these flabby wobbly ninja babes and just fuck myself to death
>>268946076
Its after Burst but before SV, SK2 begins by providing a unified ending for both the Hanzo and Hebi storylines. This means that Asuka an Co. fought a bunch of Youma, forgot about it, and then became scrubs again so Gessen and New Hebi could go LOL JUST HOLDING BACK.
>>268919908
I've never seen a 15 year old with jugs like that before, japan is truly a wondrous place.
>>268946147
It's an "official fanbook". Meaning it's an official Senran Kagura product but it's all guest art.
>>268946480
>>268946676
Sure thing Tyrone and Jamal
>>268946724
>I've never seen a 15 year old with jugs like that before
I'm so sorry anon. You should have gone to my school.
>>268946480
Flat chest is delicious
Cow tits are delicious
Sure, a plump ass is great, but there's nothing appealing about a flat ass.
This makes ass inferior, because the selection of it is vastly limited.
>>268946686
You dive into a pile of nubile titty monsters and the first thing you think to do is masturbate?
Girls don't like men who aren't assertive you know.
>>268946724
>I've never seen 15 yr old girls with that rack
Where do you live bro?
Inside a box?
>>268946768
The fat asses that niggers like are disgusting. Niggers have no taste in ass.
>tfw no one ever posts much Ryōna.
>>268946516
Most of them of them are 17+. The first years are the only ones that young.
>>268946827
I want to fuck them, until I die
>>268946956
It's a matter of tasteThing you dont have unfortunately
Any good doujins? Ones that capture the art style really well if possible, ive no real interest in playing the games I just wanna jerk off
IKARUGA BROS WHERE WE AT
>>268947057
How dare you. She's a good girl.
>>268947115
>jerking off to Senrans
Absolutely disgusting.
>>268947115
Here you gogo to exhentai you dick, we aren't spoonfeeding you
It's there a girl with like medium sized breasts? I don't like the way they are shaped in game. Good thing they all have great asses and fun lingerie. Is it possible to completely destroy both top and bottom at the same time? I kind wish I paid more attention during the tutorial, but the game is easy enough I've gotten far.
