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Sonic girls
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ew
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>>268679410
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>>268679410
*sigh*
autism i will not refute that blaze is pretty cute though, everything else sonic anything is literal autism
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0

Who are your top 10 HOTTEST female Sonic characters?
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>>268680470
Shit taste
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>>268679410
>So much god non lewd art
>All the lewd art looks like shit
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>>268680657
She's too pure. But dammit I do wish there were more good lewds of her
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>>268679496
>>268680085
>>268680563
I want to main Nicole in a fighting game
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>>268680753
They exist, just hard to find
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>>268680753
So perfect
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>>268680753
I'm hard for cuteness
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>>268682120
>not the edit where she's wearing just the apron

Step up sempai.
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>>268680753
Its the style, sonic characters look good normally but look off when put into lewd positions because of the big feet hands and head.
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Only a few good artists out there, mostly on FA or tumblr, but when they're good they knock it out of the park.
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>>268682120
What exactly are these supposed to be from anyways?
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>>268684490
Sonic Channel.

Oficial Sega website over in Japan.
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>>268679410

Is Blaze for people who got bored of Rouge, and went deeper?
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Delicious feet.
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Why is it suddenly a thing to draw Blaze cooking stuff?
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>>268685641
Because of >>268682120
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>>268685641

Because it's right.
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>>268685937

She's a princess. They have royal chefs for that stuff.

Girl probably can't make a grilled cheese sandwich.
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>>268686172
Which is why she burns everything.
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This is her natural state
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Was it every explained what the deal was with Blaze? She went back to her alternate universe at the end of Sonic Rush. But Sonic 06 she was in the future? Where the fuck did the Sol Emeralds come into play?
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>>268680470
>no nicky
Piece of shit list
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>>268688489

Awww. I wanna hug her.
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>>268688489
Post happy you filth
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>>268688712
She's from another dimension. So are the Sol Emeralds.

Nothing in Sonic 06 counts.
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>>268680470
>Mina
>Julie-Su
>Cosmo
>no Bunnie
>no Nicole
>no Blaze

I kinda want to clear my throat and do my best Duke Nukem impression to narrate a proper top 10 of this shit
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>>268688959
B-b-but anon....Sonic Generations had her and Sonic '06 in it...so it had to count right?
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>>268689227

Just pretend the Time Eater pulled out some alternate timeline or something.
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what songs do you sing for you're waifu
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>>268690612
I want to stick my dick in crazy
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>>268690612
>The only sonic boom design that isn't shit is the Original the Character

Damn it, Sega. Get it together.
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>>268679410
What's with all the furfaggotry today?
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>>268691256
>implying you wouldn't smell pink's panties
>implying you wouldn't the bat's tits
>implying you wouldn't the purple cat's ass
>implying you wouldn't the chipmunk butt
>implying you wouldn't the rabbit's mechanical joints
>implying you wouldn't the lynx's USB port
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>>268691690
>implying you wouldn't the rabbit's mechanical joints
>implying you wouldn't the lynx's USB port
>fucking a robot
I seriously hope you don't do this.
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>>268691942
>the rabbit/lynx
>robots
Oh you
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>>268691001
Who cares I want Sonic Boom to fail.
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>>268693418
>yfw it won't
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>>268679496
>>268680085
>>268680563
>>268688489
i know she is called nicole but is she from the comics ? is she in any game ?
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>>268693902
Yes, she is from the comics. And no, she hasn't appeared in a single Sonic game
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>best girl
>not Thunderbolt
SHIGGY DIGGY
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>>268693902
>>268694128
Comics, technically from the old SatAM cartoon but she hasn't got a bpdy till the comic hit the 150's, and like any other cartoon/comic character Sega refuses to put them in the games.

Though if there's ever going a game with the SatAM cast she would probaly replace Omochao
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>>268694763
I wanna play tennis with TundaaBorutu

and she would be the ball
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>>268694882
Nicole would be pointless regardless. The ONLY reason female characters exist is for fapping purposes. And in the case of Gurl Powah types like Samus, to satisfy the fetish of emasculated loser males. It was hilarious when Other M revealed Samus was attracted to tough no nonsense abusive alpha males. All the beta simps had heart attacks.
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>>268695369
Look at dis nigga
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>>268695014
n-nothing more?
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>>268695508
Telling the truth.
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>>268695695
Squeeze her like those eggs people use to exercise the hand
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>>268696310
Sounds painful
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>>268694128
>>268694882
ok thanks about that, but there is something that´s bothering me, is she a robot like someone in this thread said, because that would destroy any atemp of doing fanart for her
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>>268697313
She's a handheld computer AI, the lynx form is a hardlight hologram.
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>>268696310
rude
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>>268697275
No not really, just be careful to not snap any of the bones
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>>268697748
welp there it goes my hope to do some fanart and some R34
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>>268697961
Why?
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>>268691256
>Today
First time on a Sonic Girls thread?
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>>268696310
>squeezing Thunderbolt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpT34m1pqHk
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>>268697961
Why though
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>>268697837
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>>268698303
>that voice
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>>268697837
Rerikku a cute
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>>268698748
It sounds like shit.
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>>268695695
Don't bully the thunder
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>sonic girl thread is on
>feel sleepy
Everytime. Goddamn it.
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>>268691256
No furries here.
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>>268699282
What is it abiut Sally that just makes me wanna rub my dick all over her?
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This is the worst Rouge thread I've ever posted in
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>>268698129
>>268698476
because my tablet is broken and im planing to get a new one and because she is an hologram
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>>268699571
Understandable.

what kind of stuff you draw, though?
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>>268698903
That's your opinion, pal.
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>>268699282
Feminist token Gurl Powah bitch should be met with MGTOW:

http://www.mgtowhq.com/viewforum.php?f=2

http://www.goingyourownway.com/mgtow-lounge-main-forum/

Funny thing about SEGA when Sonic was being created. One of the reasons Sonic doesn't have a girlfriend is because they rightfully saw that having a pussy whipped hero who has to worry about keeping a relationship afloat was not going to be popular, especially with boys. Possibly the only good thing SEGA still upholds with the Sonic Team games as evidently Archie has to be politically fagget.
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>>268691256
>today
/v/ is one of the furriest boards.
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>>268699835
You are literally the stereotype people make 4chan up to be.
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>>268700029
/co/ is the furriest board.
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>>268680146
>*sigh*
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>>268699742
i have been doodling things for freedom planet and some robots/ mechas, so the style is look a like well i tend to do some antrhos
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>>268700029
Without question, but /v/ is still up there.
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>>268699835
Another funny thing is that you are a bitch.

>>268700115
/co/ is not a furry board, there are many anthropomorhpic characters in comics and cartoons.
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>>268679410
I'm a Sonicfag and even I know this needs to Stop
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>>268700325
No one said it was a furry board, just the furriest.
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>>268699571
Holograms need love too.
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>>268700264
Interesting. got any links?
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>>268691256
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>>268700325
So not giving women a pass on their bullshit and hating manginas, like you, who enable their BS makes me the antagonist? Well better that, than to be a chump.
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Best Sonic artist coming through.
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>>268700324
>>268700325

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>268700324
>>268700325
Whoa what
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>>268694763
I don't read the comics but I want to because of her.
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>>268700604
Isn't he the guy that drew Amy cooking on a stick with her legs/arms chopped off?
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>>268700769
So you'll only read a comic because it gets your dick hard?
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>>268700964
I think so. I could never find those pictures again when old Gurochan died.
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Video Games.

>B-But the characters ARE from video games!

Except there isn't any dialog about the games themselves. In fact, most of you seem to just be posting fan art. This is thread is tertiary at best.
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>>268694763
>that thunderbolt porn from sssonic2
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>>268700769
She is the craziest.

>>268701083
I was literally just about to post that.
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>>268701024
That's how men are. Appease to the erections of most men and cash out with a mediocre product. Throw pussy at men and they will surrender their cash.
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>>268700964
Did Boco commission that shit or something.
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>>268701195
>:-|>
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>>268701024
He's probably from /co/.
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>>268701581
I don't think even Boco has that shit taste.
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>>268701024
Nah but I'll read watch or play stuff I normally have little interest in because I think it has a cute character in it.
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>>268701772
He does hate Amy though
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>>268701779
>a cute character in it.

A cute character, who gets your dick hard?
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>>268701581

Ew, no.

I hate Amy, but not enough to request gore.
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>>268701747
>kayla-na
Fuck off.
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>>268701905
How 'bout this?
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>No-one posting GOAT Sonic girl.

Get a load of these guys.
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>>268690612
She seriously reminds of of Mike from that old CN show. I blame her voice actor
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>>268695369
>The ONLY reason female characters exist is for fapping purposes

Might as well not make characters for video games anymore, since the ONLY reason male characters exist is for males pretend they are good at something/feel powerful once in their pathetic lives.
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>>268702024
I wonder if there's a pic of someone giving Amy a wedgie
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>>268701910
I'm don't browse /mlp/ enough to care at this point
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>>268700545
i have a tumblr badfidhell.tumblr.com
if you are interested in the R34
http://metrinox.imgur.com/all/
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>>268700964
Link
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>>268679410

Sonic-Girls Thread?
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>>268701901
Nah, just cute characters period. If they get me hard too that's just a bonus.
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>>268702286
But does Thunderbolt get you hard?
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>>268702191
Sure thing, buddy. Keep drawing.
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>>268702261
>worst fetish
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>>268702050
Men are raised to be efficient and learn a skill to pay off the bills. Women on the other hand are simply born valuable because of their wombs/fertility. Of course once they get old and infertile, then they are 100% useless. Thought to be fair a woman who becomes a pumped and dumped slut makes for a shitty mate.
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Blaze is simply awesome!
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>>268702024

Better.

No blood and guts.
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>>268702460

Cry some more, faggot
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>>268701910
>kayla-na
I've seen people here and elsewhere bitch about her but had no idea why.
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>>268702460
Sorry you got dumped, faggot.
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>>268699505
She's more sophisticated and mature than most other sanic girls.
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>>268702572
How about something more decent then?
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>>268702723
Word of mouth says that she is a cunt. So it's like CCN and Nancher, their art is okay but no one stands the person behind them.
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>>268679410
I've had more fun being an ERP semen demon as a Sonic Girl/Shemale than with any sonic game since S&K.
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>>268702913
Like Jay Naylor?
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>>268702959
Fuck off you faggot go suck 10 dicks
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>>268702373
Sure why not.
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>>268702191
>Metrinox's images are not publicly available.
Okay.
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>>268702774
>>268702702
Not my fault you're a pack of white knight faggots who like wifing up sluts with bastards in tow.

If you guys are so pro-sluts how about SEGA makes it canon that Amy, Blaze, etc are all not virgins and they're just as used up whores like Wendy from Disney's Gravity Falls or Margaret from CN's Regular Show.

I bet the outcry from the waifufags, aka you, will be glorious as your hypocrisy spirals out of control
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>>268703271
What the fuck are you on
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>>268702723
She acts like a retarded bitch sometimes, but I don't think she's a horrible person mostly.
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>>268703352
Do NOT respond to him.
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>>268703369
Post more fat bat tats.
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>>268703352
Just saying that men do not like to get with long term commitment to used up sluts. Apparently that's grounds for insults. So why don't we try the experiment.

Let's see how popular female characters in Sonic would be if they were canonical sluts who popped their cherries many dick rides ago. The end result will obviously be the waifufags crying and bitching to SEGA to undo/retcon it away because they can't stand their waifus being defiled as it kills their "pure" fantasies.
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>>268702804
>Goddamn it Sally, first Tranformers now this shit, can't we just play vidya or anything else like normal people do?
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>>268703752
Is you're waifu shipped with someone that just pisses you off? You can tell me.
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>>268702904

Bleh, get it away!
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>>268702959
>Shemale
Nice.
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>>268703971
Stop enabling the shitposter.
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>>268704232
The shitposters are you furries.
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>>268704085
There is no need to be upset.
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>>268703208
>>268700769
>>268701083
>>268698303
>>268695695
>>268694763
fuck

I never knew how much I wanted this thing until I saw it.
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Post lynxes and purple cats
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>>268704536
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>>268704536
>Purple cats
OK
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>mfw i fuck up a post
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>>268704659
Thanks doc
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>>peoplewhoreallypostedthethingsintendedinthisthread
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>>268704659
>that firm bust
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Best Nicole is an evil one.
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Best girl.
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>>268704917
Best Nicole is happy Nicole
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>>268704659

Kinda stacked for a digital holgram thing.
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>>268704536
No. Have rabbits instead
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>>268705059
That works too
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>>268704917
>that comic
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>>268704193
Well anon, if you're never in the mood to be pressed down to your knees and made to worship a musky, virile dick belonging to the Sonic girl of your choice, hit me up. Or maybe having a hung, well equipped girl be the one under your heel, instead. Your choice. <3

[email protected]
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>>268705059
How many centimetres in a foot, again?
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>>268704960
I guess so.
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>>268705182
Fuck off you piece of shit faggot go shove King Kong up your ass till your eyes go crossed like 1984 Godzilla's gaze
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>>268705059
Rabbits a shit.
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>>268705247
Roughly 30. Vanilla a 4'4" foot qt.
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>>268704917
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>>268705321
Do not respond to shitters
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>>268705050
It's a perk of being able to alter your avatar to look however you want.
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>>268705521
I want nicole to suck my cheeks
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>>268705059
>>268705154
>That works too
Okay then

>>268705435
Have some more cute Vanilla.
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>>268704659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc
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>>268704659
Can't wait for the arc.

I wonder when the solicits and covers for the next part will show up.
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Sticks is cute
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>>268706224
Too bad about the voice and personality.

>>268706298
She will never be seen again.
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>>268705182
Anon plz.
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Thunderbolt da bes
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>>268706817

DA

BES
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Would you guys seriously fuck these girls?
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>>268706990

Where do you think we are?
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>>268706990
Yeah sure.
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>>268706990
I would definitely impregnate them.
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>>268706990
>implying I wouldn't cuddle and caress them instead
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>>268706990
Yeah.
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>>268706990
Is there a problem?
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>>268706990
I would impregnate and take responsibility
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>>268707049
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>>268705305
You know so.
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>>268706990
What part of men being shameless pussy beggar thirsty simps do you not understand? The vast majority of men cannot function without their dicks and balls. If you were to cut them off these horndogs would kill themselves because men as much as they deny ONLY live for their dicks.
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>>268707374
But, you can't impregnate Nicole. Your cum would just fall out when she goes back to being in a computer.
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>>268706990
Yes, plus hold on to them for the rest of my life
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>>268707374
And then get ass raped in divorce. Your resources are given to your ex-cunt, she steals alimony from you, brainwashes your kid to hate you while she fucks other men on your dime. Oh and if you refuse to pay your ex-wife you are to be found in contempt of court and you WILL face prison time.

This is the world men's chivalry for vaginas has created.
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>>268707643
>implying we can't program offspring
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>>268707307
I WOULD HUG HER SO HARD SHE WOULD CUM JUST FROM THE SHEER PRESSION MY ARMS WRAPPING AROUND HER
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>>268707813
>implying that's not her idea of an April Fools prank
That and probaly raising a huge pillar in the middle of the room with this written in it
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>>268706990
Sure.
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>>268705182
I want a Shemale Nicole to knotfuck me.
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Do not respond to the post above mine
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>>268708019
Truth is stranger than fiction my friend.
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>>268708082
:^)
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>>268708082
why not?
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>>268708082
Sounds hot.
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>>268708082
Cats don't have those
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>>268707806
Only in America.

Here it's easier for the father to get custody, if he has higher pay than the mother, because the system is blind.
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Looks like the /vg/ mod has found this thread.
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>>268708384
How so?
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>>268708460
The sudden increase in shitposting
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>>268708357
English speaking countries are the ones that suffer through that bullshit. So US, Canada, and the UK.
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>>268707813
Keep going
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>>268708636
>UK
>English speaking
Anon...
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>>268708326
It's the beauty of a nanite waifu Anon. She can have anything you want.
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>>268709057
>nanite
Those don't exist anymore, now any morphings or modifications are powered by Power Rings
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>>268708970
Oi, wot u on a bout there, mate?

We invented english, it's the name of the bleedin' country.
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>>268700325
/co/ just likes the idea of fucking things. It doesn't matter much what it is.
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>>268684867

for you, /co/.
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>>268709479
you mug it aint 'english' we's england, yous givin' 'em right to take the piss outta us
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>>268702124

All right, someone posted my edit! Have another.
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>>268709663
You're on /v/, m8
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>>268709404
Then shove a Power Ring up her ass and enjoy your feral dicking, anon.
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>>268709801
Thank you!
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>>268709979
Jesus, Anon
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>>268709479
>>268709683
Wrong accent, but this nonetheless reminded me of Marine.
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>>268702031
Almost as sexy as Wario.
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>>268707837
My nigga
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>>268702723
Inserting herself as the love interest of copy written characters, making art cd's of copy written characters and selling them, having an elitist attitude about art and just being an awful person in general towards anyone unless you are insanely popular and renowned.
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>>268710396
I wanna smell Nicole's tail
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Blaze is best girl
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>>268707813
What's the bar code for?
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>>268710042

Any time. For good measure, here's the original. It's easy to edit images that are flat.
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>>268711052
Mah nigga.
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>>268710396
>TechNicole
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>>268711824
>Technomancer
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