Winter ball thread
So is settled? we're going with /e/?
im ok with this.
Massacre in the Ball Room.
GUTS COME BACK I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
My my, cock blocked by /pol/ and it seems like /e/ may be on the fence about you even after everything you've been through,
it's just not right seeing as you're hosting, but in all honesty can you blame the other boards?
Our board is possibly the most hated and our -tan is the silliest one looking like a stick man from a make shift comic or from what I heard from a few other boards including our own, "a cancer patient".
I'm here to propose just for the ball we change our appearance to old hair and glasses /v/ if only to please /e/ as you can't quite make memories from stick men.
I've taken the liberty of drawing a couple pieces to help your decision along, I'm hoping you'll consider it if only for a moment.
>>268220937
>>268220874
ye
>>268221306
He's really pretty easy to draw, just take /v/, add hair, glasses and you're done except now you can colour him and put him with other tans without too much contrasting styles.
>>268221407
You think /e/ likes hentai, /v/?
You think she's ever read Miss Meanie Hates the Sea God?
>>268221306
>you can't quite make memories from stick men.
Then why does our "stick man" have more and better OC than any other board-tan?
>>268220763
BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH VICTORIO RODRIGUEZ
http://strawpoll.me/2804255
>>268221306
but he's a faggot
>>268220937
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>268221306
Except the one on the left looks terrible and generic.
newer than a new 3ds here, what the fuck is the winter ball
>>268221529
>more
/v/ is a huge board and his -tan is old
>better
debatable
>>268221659
it's where everyone goes in the winter to suck on some balls fag
>>268221531
he died on the way back to his home board
>>268220937
I'm imagining /vr/ rocking out on a guitar as the ball's entertainment while /v/ fights off every other board tan (save /e/ and /b/, the latter of whom is spiking the punch).
Also, I think it'd be more in-character if it was over-the-top like the Rage Flash, not like Postal 1 or Hatred.
>>268221564
>http://strawpoll.me/2804255
Crossboarder here, i could literally run a script with a list of free proxies right now to rig the polls just to fuck you guys.
Do not trust strawpoll shit.
/V/ GOT CUCKED AND DUMPED BY /X/.
WHAT A BUNCH OF BETA FUCKING LOSERS!
/E/ IS ON THE FENCE AND WOULD RATHER GO WITH /POL/!
KEK
>>268221619
I see what you mean, /v/ here has quite the discernible features.
Role playing isn't vidya faggots. Take it to another board
And why is /v/ portrayed like a faggot? He's angry, nothing else. You're making him seem like a tumblr faggot
/e/ here
Happy to see you guys dating with us
Let's have the best relationship on the winterball and post some vidya girls
>>268221529
More doesn't mean better, Anon.
How often do you even see /v/ coloured?
>>268221852
stands out more than some dopey face faggoty four-eyed grumpy dicklicking hipster
>>268221619
/v/ is so generic he's actually the most recognizable tan of the bunc.
>>268221960
>How often do you even see /v/ coloured?
SJW please go.
/v/ doesn't need more coloured representation.
>>268221957
You're my kinda babe, babe.
>>268221306
>giving boards back stories
>changing their design to fit your fan fic
Holy fuck, this is autistic as fuck
Reposting because you guys don't know shit about /e/.
/e/ is for ecchi, they DO NOT like or allow posting dicks or sex. That is hentai, not ecchi. They're a board of simple tastes: they just like lewd anime girls in various states of undress, posing, blushing, or pleasuring themselves. So it would be best if our drawfags didn't draw sex or dicks, or risk grossing them out like we did /x/.
But really, we're perfect for each other. /e/'s seductive and teasing but never ends up getting it. And /v/ tries to play her advances off cool but always ends up dropping the pasta. Basically they're both permavirgins, so there's a ton of sexual tension but nothing serious ever comes of it.
What's with /pol/ trying to ruin everyone of our relationships
>>268222136
more like reposting because you're an autistic faggot
>>268222198
/v/ started it first by trying to steal /x/ from em' after they revived her with the ebola-chan stuff last month.
You guys are literally niggers
>>268221306
>cock blocked by /pol/
and /pol/ was alternatively cock blocked by us
we both lost
>>268221963
Suit yourself, I was just presenting the option as 3ab's /v/ is just so bland to draw.
recap
>>268222198
They have no one left to go with but /biz/, so they're kicking and screaming.
>>268222392
>>268222392
>>268222392
>>268222526
it turns out to be /vr/
>Got rejected by /a/, /x/ and possibly /e/. No one wants to hang out with us.
Wow, its almost like real life.
>>268222543
>>268222341
>so bland to draw
That's why it's the best. He's suppose to be angry, you're not having fun drawing him because he isn't mad.
Not video games :)
>>268222284
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS GAY FUCKING FAIRY TALE OF BULLSHIT IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND NIGGER INCLUDING YOU
>>268221404
I was kinda bummed on losing /x/, but /e/ is such a qt3.14
>>268222452
says the faggots going with /e/
atleast /biz/ was made because of the amount of stablecoin and advice threads on /pol/ last year
>>268222623
>>268222742
This isn't video games
>>268222284
/x/ asked us first. Sorry you're not as well liked as you thought you were, /pol/.
>>268221531
to breakfast drawbrah:
Andy - obviously /sp/
the basket case - /x/
the princess - /e/?
now would /v/ be the criminal or the brain? who would be the assistant principal and the janitor?
>>268222636
slanting the eyebrows and adding some wrinkles doesn't make it any less bland.
>>268222758
>>268222816
Rules don't matter anymore, all that matters is whether or not the mods enjoy the threads.
>>268222723
>stablecoin and advice threads on /pol/
>implying /biz/ would exist without the amount of bitcoins, dogecoins and stablecoins threads on /g/ last year
>>268222850
make /v/ the criminal
>>268222338
/v/ wouldn`t fuck even if our date was /h/
>>268222873
>>268222198
/pol/ is happy with /biz/ right now
Those shitposting are yhe "ebin raids" type of guys.
The same that are shitting /pol/ with /lgbt/.
>>268222859
It makes it more entertaining since you have to get more creative. >>268221306 looks generic in the sense that it reminds me of a boring Canadian cartoon protagonist. It's so beyond bland, there's no fun in it.
>>268221773
Oh, did he? I'll miss that guy, wish he'd at least given us and /pol/ a farewell comic.
>>268222850
/v/ should be the criminal, we're way too rowdy to be the brain.
>>268222837
>/x/ asked us first
>it was real in my head even if it wasn't real in the archives
>>268223013
and here we are
>>268222924
You know, I could drop the double gangster bomb.
Maybe then mods will listen.
>>268223067
and we try to be edgy sometimes too but it's because we have deep emotional problems so it kind of fits
>>268223068
W-well uh, this is /x/ we're talking about right?
>>268222949
okay what about the others? there's so fucking many
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans/v
This is still by far the most autistic shit on 4chan.
>>268222859
Then don't draw him. Your version isn't any better, it looks way more bland.
http://strawpoll.me/2802862/r/
http://strawpoll.me/2804255/r/
/v/ and /e/ are both interested in eachother and want to go together
Now let's all drop our clothes and go around naked
>>268223127
/vr/ you sly dog!
>>268223127
time to execute /vr/ for this humiliation.
send him to /pol/'s gas chambers.
>>268223038
If by "more entertaining" you mean faster and lazier, then sure.
>>268220763
not videogames
What happened with /x/? I've been gone for two days and all of a sudden they've dumped both us and /pol/ for /int/? It's just like /pol/ to want to ruin other peoples happiness because they're unhappy.
>>268223127
>/vr/ just wanted to hook his little bro with a creepy hot chick
/vr/ did nothing wrong.
Where are the video games?
This is literally the most cancerous thing i have ever seen on this site.
I can't even call it anything except a league of its own.
You're a bunch of people writing fan-fiction for personified boards
>>268223205
maybe r9k could be the beta one
>>268223212
More autistic than watching bots play in PES? under the name of different boards every 6 months?
Yeah nah.
Did anyone happen to get that vocaroo from last thread with the qt xphile?
>>268223212
You've obviously never been to /5N@F/ on /vg/.
>>268223409
>This is literally the most cancerous thing
then you need to stick around a bit longer
>>268223068
It's real in the archives too. Like I'd expect /pol/ to check their facts though.
>>268223409
fu this is the highschool gossip i never had
It keeps on tumbling down.
>>268223452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pKvnKAUrA6
;_;
>>268223409
Gamergate may be gone but all the tumblr faggots stuck around. Honestly this is better though, at least they keep their shit in one thread. Meanwhile gamergate posters would spew their agenda at any opportunity in other threads.
This is not video games.
>>268223127
>not drawing /pol/ in
He tricked us, too.
>>268223580
This is just as bad. Take this garbage to /vg/ and fucking stay there.
>>268223315
fucking hell man.
>>268223284
Still better than making him literally Poochie.
>>268223534
>/pol/
>believing facts they didn`t make
/pol/`s only OC is their facts
>>268223127
And he's the sheriff.
I like to think that somewhere in the US, there's 3 guys who excitedly come home from middle school every day to their friend's house. Their mom makes them totino's pizza rolls as they set up their laptops in their friend's bedroom. Then, together, they make a coordinated effort to shit on any board /v/ asks out and blame it all on /pol/. Between posts, they stroke and lick each other's dicks, for the same reason they shitpost the threads - because it's fun in a thrilling and secret way, and feels good. But they're not allowed to cum - that's their one unspoken rule. It adds to the fun they have, in a way none of them can explain.
>>268223580
GG kept their shit to a single thread untill mods started deleting them and then we had multiple threads spring up in confusion.
>>268222850
Principal and Janitor = mod and actual janitor?
>>268223765
You described the average /b/tard
>>268223765
I like to think that there are three guys who never leave their houses and once their parents leave the house to got to work they get on their drawpads that the autism bucks bought and start drawing fan art over fan art for their favorite boards because for their lack of relationships and love int he real world they have to shell it out from these autism threads
>>268222924
You know what's funny? Even /mlp/ doesn't allow roleplaying. And yet, somehow it's acceptable here?
And you know what's even funnier? Moot actively tried to move the social shit in /b/ by creating /soc/. And yet, the winter ball is nothing but a site wide social event.
The hilarity continues. /v/ used to make fun of Sonic OC garbage. And /co/ used to make fun of Homestuck/Adventure Time OC garbage. And yet, all of the board-tans are being used to generate massive amounts of OC garbage.
>>268223703
I was referring to his older design, actually.
>>268224073
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
The old design is shit and somehow less unique and enjoyable than an angry stickman with a circle for a head.
>>268224073
>mfw this looks like me at 15
What the hell.
>>268224203
In all honesty, the 3ab /v/ is just a drawfag favorite on /co/ and /v/ because of how simple he is to draw, there's no other redeeming qualities about him.
>>268224324
Like most of us, anon
>/lgbt/ still desperately trying to get /pol/ to go with them
where my drawfags at?
currently finishing some piece of art
>>268224532
masturbating
>>268224525
>lieing on the internet
At least be less obvious, fuck.
>>268224532
waiting for confirmation about the breakfast club parody thing before i start it
>>268224532
Drawing.
>>268224195
I, for one, welcome our new safety overlords.
I wonder who is going to ask Vivian to the ball!
>>268224607
>lieing
>>268224462
You're the only anon complaining about it.
Characters don't need to be elaborate to be good.
He's angry, that's the only quality he has.
So let me get this straight. Several people are drawing up and using personas of boards on 4chan as virtual people to get them to go out and go to a dance. Is this just used for draw fags to shit out tons of fan art just so they can feed on attention. Holy shit this is just like five nights and rickys. The games dead and shit but the only thing keeping it alive is the 4000 draw fags shitting out their mspsai pictures. Why is this allowed. inb4
>CUS ITS FUN
>LOL NEW
>CUS MUH CULTURE
>>268224690
She will stay home playing vidya with Ebola-chan, we and /pol/ agreed that this shit wouldn`t ruin our children`s friendship
>>268224690
i will take vivian to the ball if no one else asks her
>>268224532
I was drawing /e/ and /x/ servicing /v/'s dick with /pol/ watching in the background all depressed like. Figured I would masturbate aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand forgot to save the image.
>>268224690
tumblrtan is not participating
>>268224815
what the shit is rickys
>>268224912
Isn`t /b/ taking tumblr?
>>268224912
But this whole thing is tumblr tier bullshit. Hell I have more respect for the homestuck fags.
>>268224912
But she's /v/ and tumblr's daughter. She's 18+. So she's allowed to go.
>winter ball thread
You mean autism role playing non-video game thread?
>>268225079
>>268224912
i said i will ask vivian >>268224859
>>268224749
It was just a suggestion, you're just choosing to be angry over it and trying desperately to rationalize it.
>>268224912
>tumblrtan
>when this whole thread reeks of tumblr fan fic
You're a faggot anon
>>268224960
rikki tikki tavi motherfucker
gonna fuck snakes up and shit
>>268224870
>>268225127
>You mean autism role playing non-video game thread?
Right, just like a third of the threads on /v/.
>>268224870
Ah you shoulda saved it, woulda been great to post on /pol/ since their the only red board that would've allowed it between the four.
>>268225138
Vivian can't go to the ball with her dad. everyone will make fun of her. Vivian is enough of a social recluse as it is.
Am I the only one that really wanted /v/ and /x/ to happenliterally what the fuck
>being this mad about some autists on a North Korean shadowpuppet forum
You sure showed them!
>>268225367
We dropped too much spaghetti.
>>268225367
I wanted it too. But we can't have it.
>>268225145
And you're a faggot that doesn't like a design. what's the problem here?
>>268225367You're never the only one.I wanted it as well.
>>268225293
>Billy and Sarah jumped off the bridge! I don't see why I'm not allowed!
UPDATE ME GUYS
did /x/ ditch us?
Who are we going for now?
>>268225367
I didn't because she already flirtred with /mu/ and /tg/
>>268225367
It isn't happening anymore friend. We fucked up and now /x/ hates as much as they do /pol/.
>>268225483
I'm just saying complaining isn't going to help. In an autism filled place such as this, nobody is going to give a fuck. It's better to report and move on if you care that much.
>>268225497
/pol/ threw their tantrum and that made /v/ angry and /x/ didn't like /v/ and /pol/ angry. /int/ noticed the fight and ended up asking /x/ out while /v/ and /pol/ were fighting.
>>268225497
/x/ left us for /int/.
We're going with /e/ now.
The contest with /pol/ was a scam.
>/x/ isnt going with /v/
what a heartbreak
>>268225578
>Stop trying to effect change. Your words are useless.
>>268225586
Actually, /pol/ did a little puppetry and pretended to be /int/ and /x/ and fucked over /v/. The dude who did it admitted it on the /pol/ thread.
>>268225850
And then the real /int/ was like whatever and end result is the same, big whoop.
>>268225834
>effect
>>268223127
I uh, I've got no excuse.
Do what you want with me.
>>268225517
/x/ and /mu/ was a thing?
>>268225934
Hold his hands
>>268225934
Makeouts. I demand makeouts.
>>268225367
I liked /v/ and /x/, but it just doesn't seem to be happening. I'm not sold on /x/ going with /int/ being legit but it seems to be accepted.
>>268225850
>no one lies on the internet
>especially not to rile up inter-board hatred between /pol/ and /v/
You shouldn't accept everything you hear on 4chan
/v/ will be spending prom home alone, playing a video game that he doesn't really like
remind you of any specific nights of your life, /v/?
>>268225934
Take of his glasses.
Both pairs.
>>268225934
devour his soul
>>268225934
Kiss him and go to the ball with /vr/
>>268225934
I'M GOING TO GO DOOMGUY ON YOUR ASS, FAGGOT.
RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR.
>>268225953
/x/ and /mu/ has been a thing for years
>>268225916
>>268225934
I get /v/ is suppose to be mad, but it looks like they're about to make out and start sucking each other's dicks.
>>268225934
Take off the /vr/ mask and reveal it to be scooby doo
>>268225934
>implying anyone, even /v/ can get mad at based /vr/
>>268225934
>takes off the mask and it is really /pol/!
>>268226198
where're the comics/art?
>>268226086
who is this semen demon
>My Fan Fiction is Better Than Yours! : The Thread
I remember seeing these threads a while ago. I can't believe this stupidity is actually a yearly thing.
>>268225774
>>268226086
what's the source on the images?
>>268226398
Of course. Once we're done with this, we can go back to arguing about how the video games I like are better in every way objectively than the ones you like.
>>268225367
>>268225556
>tfw that girl from >>268223563 probably hates us now
>>268226520
s-she wouldn't hate us, right? she sounds too nice to hate us
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/53343285/
>not protecting our girl
seriously /v/?
>>268226094
What if there's more underneath
And another under that
>>268226520
JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
9/11 -IGN
>>268225934
I'll talk shit about a lot of boards but /vr/ is alright by me. He was just looking out for us.
>>268226680
IT'S OKAY
>>268225934
Hug him and thank him for trying to get us to go with /x/.AND THEN KISS
I tried but my scanner fucks me up
>>268226631
>australians
This is the most cancerous thread I've seen this year. The year Gaymer Gayte happened.
>>268226830
neato burrito
>>268226482
>>268226379
its a vn from /agdg/
>>268225774
/e/ you're too smug and happy to be with us
I can't figure how hardened I've become in arguments from just lurking.
this place is /v/alhalla, we argue for hours on end, sabotage others ideas, sometimes ideologies are lost and we just argue for the sake of arguing. we just got out of a huge internet warfare shit that news stations ARE STILL REPORTING BECAUSE THEIR CORRUPT AS FUCK AND CAN'T CITE FOR SHIT
you really want to get in on this? /pol/ is our drunk partner incrime, we work together but he sabotages our shit and has become cancer 4.0 for this whole ball event, your board will be derailed to shit. not to mention OC you will get unwarranted OC that we'll pour our hearts into, gonna really fuck with us if you just drop this halfway. you're dealing with a board that /b/ thinks twice about fucking with, they call us /b/ 2.0 but it isn't because we are offtopic and shitposting (well 40% of the time we do) no we are called that because we've become the next internet boogeyman which is retarded.
But if you do stick with us I've got a backlog of H games I could share with you guys
>>268226656
TAKE THEM ALL
>>268227047
shut up, faGGot.
This is fucking stupid. Why would anyone post in a thread like this? You guys are fucking retarded.
>>268227047
OAH GEYY
here /v/ i drew a couple of studies of your beautiful face
do you like them?
>>268227047
You know what must be done.
>>268227139
>Why would anyone post in a thread like this? You guys are fucking retarded
Oh anon, you should check what you write before posting.
>>268227047
>/e/ you're too smug and happy to be with us
You know but /e/ and /v/ are horny /v/irgins that have tons of waifu threads right?
By that logic we can say /e/ is too spooky for us, faGGot
>>268227203
Needs more loomis.
>>268227047
what the fuck is this shit lol
>>268227139
joke's on you faggot you posted here, too
now we're both retarded
good job
Just ask us out, you fat niggers. We good for it
>>268227203
Loomis 101
>>268227324
you're not invited, /b/. go home.
>>268227047
back to ate-chan
>>268227047
Can't believed you typed out all that dumb shit, goddamn.
>>268227324
but we don't want to go to the ball with somebody covered in shit, m8
take a shower first at least or something
>>268227324
fuck off /pol/ puppet
you're just a porn board with furry and shitty loli now
>>268221306
This is some next level bait.
>>268227047
cringe
>>268227324
Raid and destroy /pol/ then believe, everyone will be wanting to date you.
>we will never have /x/ footjobs
;~;
GUYS
guys, listen
GUYS, listen
what if, guys
what if
we just stay home and play video games?
>>268227378
You just shooting yourself, nerds.
No wonder /x/ left your 800lbs asses
>>268226998
>>268226379
>>268226482
found it
http://scalemail.com/walkerman.htm
>>268227497
Go back to your cave.
>>268227486
>/v/
>playing videogames
>>268227497
Crossboarder here, raid and destroy /pol/.
You will get everyones love and appreciation .
>>268224462
Fuck off please
>>268227559
Let me just get out your virgin cave first
How long until /v/ accepts the fact they'll have to go with /mlp/
>>268227486
>/v/
>Playing videogames
How new are you?
>>268227653
how did you know i was a dragon?
>>268227674
actually /mlp/ is in a monogamous thing with /d/
>>268227674
/mlp/'s going with /d/
>>268226886
As stupid as it is, it's no worse than the PW RP threads we used to have.
>>268227674
Did you just crawl out from under that rock?
>>268227674
but they're going with /d/
kinda cute really if you're into yandere
>>268227674
/mlp/ is with /d/
>>268220763
I've been absurdly busy this week with work, haven't kept up with this stuff but I hear we're going with /e/ now maybe? What happened with /x/ and the OC contest with /pol/?
>>268227674
i'd rather drink cyanide
>>268227719
>>268227740
>>268227761
>>268227849
You of all people should know it's possible to cuck
>>268227705
Because /b/ knownwhat a dragon cock feels like. Since we have a large collection of dragon dildos
>>268227874
/x/ decided to go with /int/ after everything
>>268227874
it exploded and we both became niggers so now /x/ is going with the mudskins in /int/
>>268227653
I love you /b/
>>268227695
>>268227563
I knew i didn't phrase it right when i posted it, but you know what i mean, "play" videogames as usual. Whoever we take will ditch us anyway because we won't want to dance, just sit on our phone all night and complain when our bitch doesn't put out even though we didn't even have the decency to get her passed out drunk.
>>268227941
we don't want to tho
>everyone arguing
>no one is making OC
>the few people who do are ignored
guys c'mon
>>268227473
Damn it...
There's not a single board that takes this shit as seriously as /pol/ and /v/. Even /mlp/ and /d/, who have been pumping out OC nonstop, don't give as much of a shit.
You're all autistic.
>>268228246
i'll cum on you faggot
You've even got something in common with them
>>268228319
>>268228304
>You're all autistic.
/v/ in a nutshell.
>>268225398
>>268225934
>>268226062
>>268226830
>>268227047
Is it intentional that this /v/ mascot looks like cancerous reddit shit?
Serious question.
>>268228416
>All of 4chan in a nutshell
FTFY
>>268228304
we're making oc too, shut up
I went to all the other boards and only /v/ and /pol/ have these threads up.
You guys are autistic as fuck.
>muh fun
>when does /v/ ever play games?
Take it to another board, there is no game being made or discussed.
>>268228246
there hasn't been any OC OC in this thread, it's just reposting it from previous threads, they're really nice but we're discussion important shit like....echie games, yeah
>>268228408
