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>That awful new episode The AVGN is officially finished, holy shit
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>That awful new episode
The AVGN is officially finished, holy shit
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Look at his fucking hair.
He's clearly dying...
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HAIR
A
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Where did their hair go?
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That was the most forced thing I've ever seen from him. And IGSRJ did a better Beetlejuice video years ago.
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Got a link?
I don't care enough to google.
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>>267922816
>The AVGN is officially finished
It was finished in 2012
2011 had a few really good reviews but it started to noticeably go down hill
2012 was fucking horrible
that hair is fucking disgusting wtf james
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whats up with those muttonchops
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>>267924394
he has to make up for the lost hair
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The Beetlejuice review was terrible. I had to turn it off, it was so bad. It really did feel forced.

Also, I hate the glossy new glasses that he wears in the review and in the AVGN movie. They're just so distracting the way light reflects off of them.
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I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster.

He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place.

I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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Can you be any more dramatic?
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>>267924334
He was officially finished after 2007. Very few reviews post-2007 are beyond passable.

His golden age was before he got picked up by ScrewAttack and had to change his name.
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He can't hide from the truth anymore, and he knows it.
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>>267924716
What is the source for her cheating on him? Thought it was a joke?
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgvdKnQbDI

>tfw it all makes sense now
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MINEYCRAFTA
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>All those weird forced terms he was inventing

Why? This review felt so weird. Also, he's losing his hair, isn't he.
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>>267925095
/v/ is the source.
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>>267922816
lel
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>>267925203

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GXMgLwwqXg
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I thought the new episode wasn't bad. At least it was better than most of the newer episodes.

Fucking toxic crusaders.
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>>267924716
excuse me sir, this pasta tastes stale and gay
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He'd rather
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>dem mutton chops mang
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#stopbaldshaming
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>>267925294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1xMEVkIUo
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>>267924945
>Very few reviews post-2007 are beyond passable.
>virtual boy, batman part 1, bible games 2, doublevision, NES accessories, mario 3, indiana jones, dick tracy, frankenstein, dracula, moonwalker, zelda
nigga this is from 2008 alone
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>>267925352
SUCK ASS
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>>267925441

hahaha

that's funny.
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>>267924716
This pasta makes me lose it everytime i don't know why
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Is James gonna commit Sudoku pretty soon?
>going bald
>wasted years of effort full of stress, crew walking out, crew making fun of him, to make a movie nobody liked or cares about anymore
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>Said baby is in a coma
>lets mike run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video exposing James as money hungry asshole from the start
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with horror movies
>was never really into video games and sucks at it
>knows very little about video games and movies, gets most information from Wikipedia. Mike knows more than him
>was a fucking normie that just had drunk nostalgia when he did the first two reviews but was forced to do AVGN for income
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>>267922816
i-i enjoyed it...
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Movie James is better.
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>>267924394
his hair migrated south
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>>267925754
Link to the CBIG video?
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>>267925795
i thought it was good aside from the TVTropes naming shit. hope he stops that.
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>>267923732
this
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>>267925795
w-whyyy
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Even Monster Madness feels forced. He doesn't even care about movies anymore.
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I remember watching one of his vids like...back in 2007 when i made my youtube account. Never saw the appeal in his vids.
Are there any AVGN Essential vids or something?
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>>267926112
CTRL+F
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>>267926025

>"This year's theme is fucking everything"

Yeah, he's losing steam.
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>>267926183
castlevania marathon
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>>267924945
What are you on? 2008-2009 were great.

2010 was OK. 2011 was when it really started going downhill.
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I can't believe James Rolfe was my internet husbando from ages 15-20.

god damn I hate april so much YOU SHOULD'VE MARRIED A REAL ARTIST LIKE ME, WE COULD'VE MADE YOUR MOVIE ACTUALLY KIND OF DECENT I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE GOING BALD
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>>267925754

I'd be surprised if even half that was true, the amount of speglords on /v/ making shit up is amazing
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>he will never be as good as he was in 2006-2011
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>>267926375

Would you really want to marry James, Anon?

>"The condom broke, what a shitload of fuck! Turn around, I'm gonna do you in the AAAAAASS"
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>ITT fags on /v/ trying to criticize muthafuckin James Rolfe, the only acceptable 'gamer culture' presence.
>Turned his dumb parody character into a sensation despite actually knowing fuckall about games. Knows how to turn criticism into entertainment unlike you, an uncharismatic dipshit who posts on chinese forums.
>Super nice guy IRL, unlike slobbish, seething You.
>makes reviews with his best bro Mike, who though less charismatic knows a shitload more about games than James does. You don't even see anyone frequently enough for them to consider you a friend.
>Made a fucking movie that in and of itself is an analysis of gamer culture and how petty and worthless a lot of the industry is. You're still reading this post. Way to go, dipshit.
>losin his hair because he's spent ten years working his ass off to entertain people. You can't even lose or gain weight, you're just a whole bunch of You.
stay jelly, holy shit
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Not gonna bother watching the Beetlejuice review.
What was wrong with it?
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>James said rape in the video
>the comments are people being trigger warned
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>>267926690
Okay James.
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>>267925106
Whatever happened to the sofa guy? HE was based as fuck
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>>267926734

The correlation rant he made about how alike Beetlejuice is to a star in the universe with the same name that could explode.
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>>267924716
>He has a broken baby

Say what now.
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>>267926734
Not really that funny, the only joke was when he kept naming things stupid names but the last one he just called "bad music".
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>>267926984

>Kyle Justin
>Skilled guitarist and song writer
>The most popular thing he ever creates will be a song about some faggot who plays video games
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>>267925441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkCBUbGy1k
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I think we can all agree the movie killed the whole thing. That ET review at the end of the movie was fucking terrible.
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>>267925795
Is that a shota? If so, source?
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>>267925469
>>267926345
2008-2009 were absolutely nothing compared to 2007, which was a step down from 2006.

His early reviews are raw and pure. There's genuine anger in them. After 2007, the series became too obviously acted. James became less believable as the Nerd.
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>>267926690

This is the truth.
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Thanks for the daily dose of this thread, doc.
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>>267926984
>HE
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What if the movie was just some uhh like wizard forces james to review the WORST GAMES EVER and all that, and its just an hour 30 long movie of him doing really high quality avgn reviews with some plot sprinkled in

wouldnt that make everyone happy?
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>>267922816
He didn't even seem like he wanted to be there. Meanwhile jontron does his stchlick a billion times better.
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>>267926339
>those fucking credit names
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>>267923732
It disappeared after he came home and his wife was stuffed with fat cocks
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>>267927154
why so much hate on these guys?
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>>267926690
b8
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>>267926568
>Would you really want to marry James, Anon?
>>"The condom broke, what a shitload of fuck! Turn around, I'm gonna do you in the AAAAAASS"

Not gonna say I liked a fair amount of his stuff, especially with extensive acting or the shit jokes. Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle was fucking intolerable.

But when it's just gameplay footage and him speaking, he was golden. Engaged and interested in quality, critical but constructive.
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>>267927401
I know it's bait but, he already made a movie! it sucked
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>>267926545
>there will never be another christmas episode like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNvQYiM6bw
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LE EPIK "I HATE AVGN" THREAD XD

This wave of AVGN hate is more forced than "kamiya is japanese phil fish lol".
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I used to love Brad but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates playing Dota but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His Quick Looks, the one chance of him following his dream of being not a casual, are a completely embarrassing disaster.

He's fat as fuck, his bitch girlfriend walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's greying.

I think he'd kill himself if not for Jeff, but with Drew's reputation I doubt he's even his in the first place.

I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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>>267926183
Action 52 is my favorite
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>>267922816
I liked the new review
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>HURR DURR JAMES IS SUPPER DEPRESSED HIS BABY IS SICK HURR IS WIFE IS A BITCH DURR HE'S BLADING AND WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF HE'LL NEVER LIVE UP TO HIS DREAMS DURRRRRRRRR

Can /tv/ pls leave?
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>>267922816
It's not as bad as you guys were saying. Some of the jokes fell flat but it's still James cursing and screaming "shit game" like always.
His hair though jesus christ
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>>267925294
>not having Gadget looking left, then slowly looking at the viewer

Guy who made that video clearly never went to clown college
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DAMN APPLES COME OUT DEM TREES SO FAST

MOTHERFUCKERRR
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Old James > Bootsie = Kyle >>> New James > Mike
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>>267928013
But its all true. We feel bad for James my boy.
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>>267927159
>castle my asshole

Now I'm reminded why I loved old grumps and hate the new ones. zero chemsitry
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Poor guy
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>>267924716
>Nerd celebrity begrudgingly clings to old fame to make a living

That happened to almost everyone who was involved in the making of any cult phenomenon. Some just cling more firmly, like Bill Shatner. It might seem sad, but James is playing par.
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All those rumours are very funny but is there any proof he's actually a cuck? That's depressing
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AVGN was finished the moment he ran out of games he actually played and got genuinely angry at.

All of the emotion he showed when reviewing shitty games was pure. When he had to act, he couldn't cut it. He's not a good actor. He's just like every other reviewer: They know the theory, but they can't put it in practice. They don't have the artist's spark.


It's a shame to see him like this. A lot of people don't even know he's the one that truly started the caustic video game critic trend. At least Seanbaby still has dignity.
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too forced
he is trying to go on a slightly different direction and it doesnt work at all
we are way pass the point for him to stop
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>>267928547

The dick tracey review was a little too angry.
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>>267927206
Despite everything, that was definitely the most cringeworthy moment for me. The E.T. review was pure, undeserved masturbation on James' part
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his monster madness reviews are awesome though
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He can still sink lower. He can sink as low as Spoony when he impersonated his dog on twitter.
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Do you think he was making funny noises while putting his finger in James's baby?
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>>267928752
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>>267926984
WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY wasn't he adventuring with the Nerd in the movie? Why why why did they force in the black kid and gurlgamer?

I'm going to write a better AVGN movie right now, check it /v/:

The Nerd's futon is stolen. Tired of being sat on like a Greco slave, Couch Guy suggests they go get it back. After he convinces the Nerd, they embark on a quest involving overcoming tons of shitty game mechanisms from previous reviews and using the magic of the items from the Atari Swordquest competition to slay the broken final boss and return the game room to normalcy.

How's that?
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I wish he cut those fucking sideburns. I don't usually mind sideburns but his have been looking ugly as shit.
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He's going to take you back to his pad.

To NTR his wife if you're black.

He'd rather have a potato, beta cuck baby from Tyrone.

He'd rather have, a narcassistic wife, with Ashkenazi genetic issues.

He's the baldest gamer you've ever heard.

He's the angry cuckold nerd.

He's the angry beta SJW whipped wife nerd.
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What's you're favourite AVGN episode /v/?
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>>267928813
Being famous is terrible. if he was just another random retard on youtube no one would care, but now he'll be forever mocked thanks to his fame.
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>>267928921
I'll never get the original picture
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>>267928752
no one can sink lower tha spoony.
I think the worst point was that dr yequil and mr hide review where he invited 20 reviewers, its just too meta
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>>267928967
The Holy Trinity.
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>>267928921
somebody sing this
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>>267928967
MineyCrafta reviewed by the real nerd
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>>267928874
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>>267928314
I am glad Bootsie is getting some recognition
He's pretty good at vidya too
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>>267928967

Swordquest
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>>267928967
TMNT.
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>>267928967
jaguar
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>>267928874
>>267929223
for what purpose?
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>>267929223
>>267928874
Stop, there is pee in my diaper from laughing.
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>>267928921
>NTR his wife
So he's getting the nigger dick and loving it while she watches then?
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What's with the multiple pastas trying to make his life as miserable as possible? It's hilarious but bizarre.
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>>267922816

>the nerd hates LJN games
>LJN logo is a rainbow
>rainbow = gay

nerd is homophobic confirmed!
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>>267928875
Sounds enjoyable
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>>267929223
>daddeh
I never knew or cared about this Spoony thing but damn that's 2008 Warrior Cats "randomness" videos on Youtube low.
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>>267929390

/tv/ autism seeping into /v/.
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>>267929390
His fans don't like his Yoko-tier wife and sympathize with his balding and approaching 30.
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>>267927830
>the Book of Genesis for the Sega Genesis and the soundtrack is Genesis
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>>267928813

Mike is exactly the kind of guy I used to be as a teenager. I can't even express how glad I am the internet wasn't readily available when I was younger so that I couldn't show the world my retardation.


Anytime I see Mike, my chest starts burning and I think of what I could've become. Same with all of the TGWTG cast.
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>>267928875
It really should have been more of a loner nerd adventure or with coach guy at most.
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>>267929390
Places like reddit find a dead horse and beat it, but 4chan props it up with wire and hangs it from a tree to use it as a pinata. We're just squeezing the last bit of juice out of a dying joke.
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>>267929490
But he was happy when he finally found a game by them that was actually decent.

I don't remember what episode.
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>>267929582
Can someone give me a non-maymay pasta explanation of why his wife is Yoko-tier? I don't know anything nor have heard anything about this.
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>>267922816
what are you talking about? good or bad it's the exact same fucking thing he's been doing from the beginning.
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The last Christmas episode was good.
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>>267929165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PPfcNHMIiB

Done
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>>267929829
the game was spiderman maximum carnage or something.
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>>267929859
I think there's only one quote of her saying AVGN is a Caucasian sausage fest and that it'd be better with diversity
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>>267929859
AVGN got bad and women are evil, hence it must his wwife poisoning his sense of humor. Kind of like the Salem.
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>>267928875
If it was AVGN, it should've been a "For the fans" type of movie, with all of it being reference towards his works and jokes and plots of other videos.


The ninja trainer could've shown up. The glitch gremlin could've shown up. Bugs and the Joker. Even Shitpickle. But nah. Gotta be terrible. Fucking fuck.
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>>267929967
this is unacceptable
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>>267928752
Is it just me or is Spoony still witty but he just does everything scripted so we don't get any decent jokes?
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Though those episodes really aren't as good as the old ones, the problem is you guys.

It isn't the matter of growing older and not appreciating his humor, it's you getting too involved in the worst parts of 4chan: Being cynic for the sake of it and embracing the tryhard and quite frankly newfaggy trend of "we hate everything xD 4chan is the cesspool of hate yeahh \o/" Some of you are probably too old for this shit. Don't behave like a rebellious teen.

If you liked him a lot before but lately you're unable to, try to stop being such edgy tryhard first. If you never liked him before then nothing changes.
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>>267929859
His wife's maiden name was April Chmura


Chmura Name Meaning
Polish and Jewish (from Poland): nickname from chmura ‘cloud’.
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http://youtu.be/-TgvdKnQbDI?t=2m1s
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>>267930013
>not knowing about cherchez la femme
get out femishit
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I thought he was going to retire the nerd after the movie. What happened?
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>>267929673
It could never be a truly loner movie. The Nerd is a reactionist, he needs someone (or something, in the case of the games on the show) to interact with. Cough Guy has co-opped two games and really been the only canon second person (save for Kaufman and Bullsitman/Board James who wouldn't work for obvious reasons) to have been there. Mike is only in Board James as a character, same for Bootsie.

There could be an ABBA scene, dying because they jump from too far up before they hit the ground, having to coordinate to use single items like Indiana Jones on Atari, all kinds of shit. Think of Game of Death but Bruce Lee has to deal with terrible and inconsistent rules of existence or something.
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>>267930154

Throw milk at them
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>>267930063
I like a lot of his Countermonkey vlogs. Off-the-bat banter really is his strong suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVDy3t5U_eo
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>>267930140
>caucasian sausage fest
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>>267930279
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>>267926984
>HE was based as fuck
He has no style, he has no grace. The guy can't even sing.
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>>267930239
Add some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind special effects and sounds great.
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Did his wife actually cheat on him or is /v/ just posting that over and over for some reason.

I thought the movie was really really "okay." It wasn't really an AVGN movie. It was a sci fi movie that had the AVGN in it, and the review at the end really left me with a "what?"
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>>267930281
No it wasn't.

Google "Mrs. Nerd Speaks"

It's hosted on Cinemassacre which is owned by James himself.

Can't post the link due to url filter.
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>>267930279
/pol/ is always right
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>>267930281
Nope. Why do you lie anon?
>>267930140
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>>267930140
Nobody's gonna believe your Jew conspiracy theories. It isn't the 20th century anymore, grandpa
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>>267923732
back to the past
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>>267922816
it's not THAT bad. Felt a bit forced, sure, like he wasn't really into it, and the same few scenes from the game were played over and over again, but at least there wasn't any retarded waste of time like fighting with beetlejuice that came out of the tv or shit like that. Miles better then that turd cut out of the movie.
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>>267928967
Action 52/Cheetahmen
Castlevania
Swordquest

He's at his best when he's being informative and not "SHIT FUCK DIARRHEA DICKS"
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I liked the episode.
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>>267930546
>conspiracy
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>>267930281
Was this seriously deleted to save face?
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Mike is the best
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>>267930140
>lack of diversity
>female perspective
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>>267930140
>>267930480
Fuck off to >>>/pol/
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>>267930726
You read what I said, you dense retard.
Don't just quote me, back up your reasoning you fucking cretin
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>>267930546
gas yourself kike, we don't believe your lies
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>>267930753
Yup. I don't know why the shithead is going around asserting shit without knowing.
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>>267930480
No matter what jews do, they'll never achieve the same damage Stalin and Hitler did to Europe
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>>267930140
Not bad overall. "Caucasian sausage fest" is a bit uncalled for, considering the context of the post and conversation around it. Feels like a shock factor word choice used just for the sake of implied progressiveness.
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>>267930840
>white children
What a slut
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>>267928920
This

I completely agree with you, Anon. The entire review, I didn't hear a fucking word he said. All I could hear was the sound of his shitty mutton chops.
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>>267930140
So, is it confirmed that she is the reason for the nigger in the movie?
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>>267930757
These need to expand to include dead father and mentally unstable child son.
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>>267930719
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>>267930756
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>>267930863
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ht5sP5P6U
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>>267930867
stalin and hitler were jewish agents
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>>267931019
>flat noses
>shit hair
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>>267930757
I forgot about the bald and piglike thing
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>>267931047
No, idiot. The reason for that shit is bad script writing to pander to a wider audience who expects certain things in artistic expression.
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>>267931215
Sweet bald
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>>267930719
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>>267931216
uh huh
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>>267930760
>Female perspective
>On something that even she herself believes females aren't even interested in
What the fuck is the point?
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>>267931156
>shit hair
Best thing about black girls is their curly hair

>>267931197
>>267930719
Am I on /tv/ again?
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I'd rather snort a dead dog's blended turds than play le game

>le beer drink face
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>>267930840
>Implying I'm not aryan
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Yeah, but on the other hand I think Monster Madness has been pretty good so far.
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>>267923732
>tfw you're the only one who got the reference
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>>267931432
I lol'd.

Imagine a white and black line badly traced image of James Rolfe takin' a long sip.
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>>267930863
This is /v/, what else can you expect?
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Why is everyone at TGWTG balding? Even Film Brain who's only 22 is severely balding.
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>>267924716
been a while since last time i see this
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>>267931575
they masturbate too much
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Why can't people realize that all that happened was that you got older? His video reviews really aren't very different from before, they just have better editing. The older reviews are just as forced sounding. The difference is that you grew up.
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I liked the new episode. It wasn't great, but it was still good
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>>267928390
So James will turn into Constanza.

It's only a matter of time.
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so where do I line up to fuck James's wife?
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>>267930719
HE'S COMIN' RIGHT AT US
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minecrap.
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>>267931684

The Alien 3 episode was legitimately terrible.
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>>267931501
People are complaining the videos are 3 minutes long when they were like that for the most part in pretty much all MMs before.

It's like they're desperate to find something to hate.
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I saw James Rolfe at a grocery store in Philadelphia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>267931215
Bald and Piglike was the golden age of /v/. We'll never see OC like that ever again.
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What was the last good AVGN episode?
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>>267928967
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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>>267931684
yep. seriously. it's the same fucking thing
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>>267931575
What does the AVGN have to do with TGWTG? I thought that was Nostolgia Critic
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>>267931684
>the difference is you grew up
>just started watching nerd this year
>think much of the early-mid stuff is a bit better

However, I watched the Simpsons for the first time this year too, during that FXX marathon of the entire series. The first several seasons of that show were about 120% better than the latter part, objectively.
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I'm glad he stretched the LJN joke as much as possible.
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>>267931771
Damn, that's a shame. Well I've been enjoying the hell out of it, feels like a return to form. Not that the Sequelathons were bad, mind you.
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>>267931810
>controllers have no wires
why?
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>>267931810
Fuck that guy on the right. Hes worst than mike.
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>>267931810
Every damn time
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Coming from a prematurely baldingfag, that is like the opposite of how to cut your hair when you start to bald.
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>>267931943
Flea market madness is okay, as was his Pawn Stars cameo
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>>267931846
>plumbers don't wear ties

My nigga.
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>>267931575
Lack of sun exposure from wearing fedoras all the time.
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>>267931938
Are you blind?
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>>267931943
I like his podcast.

His opinions are closer to /v/ while his friend takes the feminist side.
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>>267931938
Because they each own at least 30 of them a piece.

Once you get that many, you start getting creative. Those are probably wire cut for intentional carrying around. I've seen belt buckles, card cases, phone cases, all sorts of shit.
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>>267931875
Imagine if you had watched them starting with the newest episodes first.
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>>267932192
Underrated post
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>>267928875
>The Nerd's blanket is stolen

And the blu-ray release includes a commentary reel with mike and gadget watching the movie with you.
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>>267932338
Except they do have wires.
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>>267932192
This is great

Fuck James
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>>267928967
The Christmas episodes.

I believe one of reasons the newer episodes are hit or miss is because now they feel more like reviews. He's explaining why the things are bad instead of ranting about how bad the things are.
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>>267931834
Out of the new ones
>Ghosts N Goblins

Kid Kool was the last "real" avgn, there's a noticable style change somewhere after Dark Castle and he just gets worse.
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>>267931810
That sounds like something Mike "My Uncle's My Dad" Matei would do.
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>>267931943

I can't stand this ADHD douche nozzle either.
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>>267931575
There are cool, handsome people who are balding early too. You just don't notice it as much because of their confidence and stuff.

Disgusting autists will seem disgusting and autistic no matter how much hair they have.
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>>267932359
>You only hate Jar Jar because you're not a kid
>You only hate the prequels because you didn't see them first
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>>267931810
Which rapper was this pasta originally about?
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>>267931834

Wish List
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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE BAST
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>>267932807
I think it was Ryan Gosling originally, actually.
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>>267931197
Talking about me?
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>>267931814
And they actually could take the fucking joke

>Why are you so piglike in appearance?
>Just lucky I guess
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>>267932887

Why would people write that about me?
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>>267932857
No he doesn't.

Who the fuck owned Beatlejuice on NES
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>>267922816
Man fuck you that bettlejuice shit was funny faggo
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>>267932887
I googled it and apparently it was Flying Lotus, the fuck?

I find the Kojima edit the funniest though for some reason.
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>>267933110

You're mom did
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>>267928967
Nintendo Power ;_; rip Nintendo Power
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>>267924716
If he just replaced the black guy with Mother fucker Mike i'd be fucking cool with the movie.

Idc what /v/ says, i love to hate mother fucker Mike. He's just a mother fucker all the time. (Mike and Mother Fucker Mike are 2 differen't people btw)
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>>267932831
>Anything after Bible Games 3

You're seriously being way to generous.
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I hope you guys realize that the quality of these episodes has not once changed, you have just grown up.
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>>267922816
Avgn needs to start reviewing shitty games from current and last gen games.

Hell even pc games. The steam market is filled with garbage.

It'll help broaden his viewership
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>>267933414

No, Wish List was classic AVGN.
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>>267933449
>It'll help broaden his viewership
That never went wrong.
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>>267933597
Shut up
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>>267933449
>we're broadening our audiences
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>>267933449

He should get on the PS1 era, there's a shit ton of terrible games there. The NES is overdone at this point, and he already did most of them.
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>>267931575
James probably started balding because of stress related to the movie. The guys at TGWTG because of lack of exercise, masturbation, depression, or medication.
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>>267922816
am I the only one who just likes to listen to James talk about old shit

its kind of like game center cx for me it's just cozy and comforting to watch and I really couldn't care less if he's cracking jokes or not
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what the fuck is bettlejuice
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