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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKFgXGO51rU
new avgn
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>>267850379
who is this irate gamer ripoff
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>>267850379
Didn't watch yet but I wonder if it's the AVGN that's gotten worse over the years or have the games just been really uninteresting.

Obviously the nerd has done some creative missteps. The most glaring example being the Ikari Warriors video which turned into a LP and the Movie that was 1.5 stars at best.
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>yfw that joke he made of reviewing Far Cry on the Wii in his old age is going to actually happen
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I want to fug Lydia
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>>267850594
You're joking right?
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he looks like phil fish
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>>267850379
Do you think he just emulates and uses save states at this point?
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more like... beta juice

Is his wife getting ntr'd in it with a POC?
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>google AVGN Cuckold

Every single link is linked to 4chan.

heh
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what the fuck is with those fucking chops? He looks retarded.
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Good lord is he balding fast, I can't believe.
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>>267850379
For anyone who hasn't watched it yet. It's not bad, feels like one of his old basic reviews. Made me chuckle a couple times. Also, pretty neat joke he built up to the end there.
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>>267851038
he don't think he knows how to use emulators
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Fuck this spam
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>>267851115
Why are you people so obsessed with cuckolding and NTR? Is it your fetish?

Y'all project more than Thomas Edison.
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>>267851806
I didn't find the episode funny at all.
although at this point I'm not sure if it's because he's washed up or I've grown out of the AVGN humor.
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>>267852003
/pol/ learned a new word, so they spam it everywhere.

Its so fucking stupid.

>Video of police beating up a homeless black man who is begging them to stop
>'Wow, those police are douchebags'
>"CUCKOLD ALERT, YOU LIKE WATCHING NIGGERS FUCK YOUR GF/WIFE/WHATEVER DON'T YOU? I BET YOU LOVE IT, YOU CUCKOLD"
>'But guys, the police are just beating on a homeless dude for no reason'
>"WOW GO BACK TO TUMBLR YOU CUCKOLD JEW FAGGOT"
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>>267850379
I thought he fucking quit.
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>>267852164
this is really important to you isnt it
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>>267850379
he still got it
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I cannot fucking believe that I would ever praise Doug Walker's approach, but I do think that James would benefit from taking his influence. Resorting to reviewing all of this retro shit just feels so unbelievably tired and forced.

Not like anything would save Cinemassacre at this point, but endlessly beating a dead horse just drives it into the ground more and more.
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>>267852252
Yeah, because they keep shitting up other boards on 4chan with it.

I wish they'd just stick to /pol/

>Implying 4chan was ever good
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>>267851680
You know, I really hate my hair. It's all over me, I'm almost like fucking Chewbacca or Italian or something. I'm leaving body hair everywhere I go.

But at least I won't end up looking like Totalbiscuit or James. Both my grandfathers had full set of hair even in the old age.

Must suck to be balding at 21, eh guys?
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>>267852164
>Getting this anal pained over a joke
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Seemed forced with the list... I had this game as a kid though.

I only really remember the pits, bugs, and skeleton.
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>>267852390
It stops being a joke after the first time.
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At least he still does monster madness.
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>>267852476
Says you
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James really should have hung up the white shirt years ago. Each new episode feels more forced and unenthusiastic than the last.
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No seriously I thought he quit after the movie
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>>267852390
Yeah guys, that banter :^)

When you imply that literally everyone is a cuckold, the joke becomes even funnier.
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>>267850379
Haven't watched the video yet but it's fucking LJN game again, isn't it.

There's just not much to talk about those. It's shovelware, yeah, it's lazily made, license potential (when there is one) isn't used at all, yadda yadda.

He should move on to more bizarre games with more material to make fun of, like Phoenix Games' abominations or something.
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>>267852493
Barely. This year's is just shitty 4 minute clips with an awful non-intro. Worst of all, his commentary is just saying "This was a movie made awhile ago that had some monsters in it and tried to be scary. :)". He has nothing to say about any of this anymore.
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>>267852339
>2014
>Really believing theres some conspiracy wherein the entirety of pol seeks to bring down everything with shitposting
>On a Lithuanian self help forum
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why doesn't he just shave it at this point?
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Why hasn't he realized this whole "drunk, bitter loser stuck in the 80s" gimmick got old and stale really fucking fast?

I actually wouldn't mind if he reviewed stuff that wasn't on the NES. There are over 30 years worth of games on all different platforms for him to work with, here.
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>>267852750
Because he thinks mutton chops are both cool and somehow undoing his baldness.
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>>267852164
>b-but /pol/!!!
this mad
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>>267852164
You probably are though
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>>267852697
So it's like all Monster Madnesses then?

Some of the picks this year aren't very good, that's the problem. Other videos are actually pretty interesting, like yesterday's Rodan one.
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>>267850379
Ever since he started using the nicer cameras it just hasn't felt the same. It's supposed to be a character, the character "works" at a gamestop equivalent. He shouldn't have a thousand dollar HD camera.
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>>267852882
S-shut-up, sideburns are rad.

Bald is the antithesis of nerdy.
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>>267852976
I thought he was some nerd in a basement?
But I agree
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>>267852916
It's too bad he doesn't have a theme this time. Even though Universal had a horror movie assembly line back in the day, it's easy to run out of movies you can actually talk about at length.
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>>267852976
That's too meta for me to eat a shit.
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someone put this old dog out of his misery. Old yeller style.
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>>267852634
Yeah I agree. The most entertaining reviews are games that are just absurdly awful, whereas LJN games are usually just bland
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>>267853186
I wish he would've continued 80sathon this year. The theme is ace and one movie per two days wasn't doing it justice at all.
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>>267853218
>>267853218

I don't mind the story behind the character clashing with the cameras, but the videos really seem different now that they are overly high quality. These don't have that homely college-film vibe to them anymore and just feel like a balding middle aged man who keeps spending too much money on nice recording equipment when he'll never have a need for it.

It'd be like a vlogger having a 4k recording device so you can see every detail of their trip to the gas station.
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>>267852634
Not only is all that true this time around again - he's also repeating a joke from before, where he "names" the problems he runs into with dumb shit that would fare better in a critikal video like titty nipple shitter galore.
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>>267853494
That's true.
I hope Brad Jones never goes High Def.
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>the only remotely modern game he's ever going to review is big rigs
>even if the well of bad NES games to review has dried up long ago

He could at least try moving on to slightly more modern games if he's going to continue this.
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>>267853797
It's not like he claims to only play "retro" or anything, there's no reason he can't even be doing up to PS2/xbox games at this point, let alone PS1, SNES, N64, and so on. They aren't from the super young youth of a lot of people, but they are still from the past.

What was the point of changing his name from angry nintendo nerd to if he's only going to do NES games?
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That fucking LJN letter
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>>267853797
I think he stated that NES trash is his comfort zone for AVGN in the making of video. He's been definitely exhausted after finishing the movie so I assume next AVGN may be something better.

Limbo of the Lost would have been a great thing for him to review, by the way, but it's only six years old and it's an adventure game which James can't into.
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>going on for almost 9 minutes now about the star that's not even spelled the name as the character

this is terrible
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>>267854176
He's pandering to he anti-humor crowd.
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>>267854176
>entire video is this mixed with throwing randomly combined insults into a "name" for a problem with the game
>"retro" "so gamer" font
>LJN is soooo bad joke for the thousandth time

2/10 going to unsub at the next video if it's this bad.
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>>267854176

yeah he put no fucking effort into that

like what was he thinking?

"let me spend 5 minutes on this unfunny star analogy"
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>entire last minute is just repeating his jokes verbatim again

How was this acceptable to him?
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his sideburns ruined the nerd character.
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>>267850379
this photo of him reminds me of phil fish

why?
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>repeating old jokes
>repeating the old jokes he made in the same video
>LJN is shit!!!
>This movie game is shit!!!
>lets call this problem wtih the game numbnut penis launcher extravaganza and booby shitter galore! HAHA!
>over 5 minutes with the worst analogy imaginable that wasn't even remotely funny about the star Betelgeuse because the title of the game is Beetlejuice and those are said the same way
>entire final minute is recapping his 'jokes'
>phil fish sideburns
>overly high quality video capturing
>completely lifeless and uninspired without a single funny joke or part


The only positive is that he didn't make it into a stupid fucking skit like most of his holiday stuff.
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Since when did Phil Fish become the Angry Video Game Nerd?
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>>267855001
He's cosplaying phil fish for halloween this year.
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>>267850379
>barely a Halloween special
the level of disappointment reaches new depths
I hope he does a board james to make up for it.
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>>267855090
>High quality video capturing
>being negative

"b-but it's so out of character!"

Literal autism.
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>>267855675
When he goes as far as pretending he doesn't know his best friend in his videos and refusing to let him play a role (other than be on camera as a random side background character nodding his head for 45 seconds) because "AVGN doesn't KNOW him, only James Rolfe does!" then yeah, I expect things to be in character.

Aside that, the quality is overly high. Which, yes, is such a thing. It'd be like buying a 500 dollar pen to write your middle school homework with or using a 3D printer instead of paper mache for some shitty elementary school project.
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>>267854176
Actually in the movie they spell it like the name of the star sometimes. I always thought that it was because his name was taboo and had to be spelled a different way.
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>>267852164
/int/ actually spams much more surprisingly.
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>No costumes
>No sub plot
>No special effects
>No Mike & Co.
>No spooky theme
4/10 James, are you even trying anymore?
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>watch video
>hear the soundtrack in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stBkZQsiUjI

holy shit, beetlejuice's soundtrack is fucking awesome
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I just got done watching the video. I have to say, it was actually pretty entertaining. Is he actually going to get good at again?
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>>267855513
Last year it was barely a special too, thanks to that stupid fucking movie. I bet James was too busy "relaxing" after all the production bullshit last months before today.
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>>267856552
>posting a fake contradictory opinion just in hopes of baiting people
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He should have quit after the movie.
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>>267856649
Why is everything "bait" now? I thought the episode was pretty good, compared to the last few he had done. Sure, the whole "let's call this game problem poopy diarrhea" got old after the Kid Kool video, but the video itself was entertaining, not funny.
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>mfw AVGN is shit now while Nostalgia Critic is better than ever

Lol'd
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>>267855907
Mike's played multiple characters on the show. What the fuck are you on about?

>Aside that, the quality is overly high. Which, yes, is such a thing. It'd be like buying a 500 dollar pen to write your middle school homework with or using a 3D printer instead of paper mache for some shitty elementary school project.

Are you a film hipster or some shit? Your reasoning is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
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>>267850379
Was expecting post AVGN movie bullshit instead I got an episode that felt a lot like his 1st generation stuff.

Bretty Gud/10
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>>267856546
>Composer
>David Wise
>As in THE David Wise

It all makes sense now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD6hpI4Cs80
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>>267857253
It wasn't even close to his early videos
All of the reactions look forced as shit
and the jokes aren't very good at all
and looking at his hair is painful
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I get the feeling hes going to start popping videos more often to make up for the losses of the movie. His wife must be really happy.
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>>267852164
Why are you bringing up /pol/ over the fact that James is being cuckold right now?
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>>267852634
He's literally said before that he isn't going any more recent than Playstation 1, with the only exception being the Sonic episode.
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You guys remember this guy?
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>>267857253
A few people are saying this but not a single one of you has - and probably can't - expand on what you're saying (that it's like his older videos).

That's because your posts are bait.
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>>267857725
he made a fucking sonic episode?
after this?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p2rg2ikgrk
5:55
what a fucking sellout
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>>267857725
Anything is better than more NES games that aren't even that bad.
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I really wish James would go back to his roots and make funny videos again.
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>Monster Madness videos of They Live & Exorcist 3
>Short video format this year
fug
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>>267857912
I'd rather not
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>>267857912
Yeah he made a cameo in his pupil's film this year
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>Fred Fucks in the contract
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>>267857912
Lloyd Kaufman's cameo was neat in concept, but embarrassing in execution.
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What happened to the quality of videogame footage, he started to use RF?
And when he will learn to blend frames into 30fps video, half of the time you cant see bettlejuice on the screen.
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Is he balding? He's starting to look like young Charles Darwin
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And this episode - just bland.

Insane rant - straight from Dr. Jekyll
Dumb names for game mechanics - Kid Cool
No Mike in costume of Bettlejuice.
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>>267857912
I don't think half of the things he said were even in the script James wrote.
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>>267859104
>No Mike in costume of Bettlejuice.

missed opportunity there, I didn't laugh once through the whole video
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>>267852476
Thats right boys, if any joke is ever repeated more than once then its no longer a joke
all jokes are immediately not jokes
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>>267850379
>that feeling when you genuinely like Mike now and can't stand James

It's even to a point that I'd rather just rewatch meincrap in place of every new AVGN video.
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>>267859469
>elmo cum blanket
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cuckolded hard
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The letter made up for it.
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>>267857094
That's the difference between cuckold fetish and ugly women fetish, folks.
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All in all, meh video. I felt like the review had been done a few minutes into the game. There just wasn't anything more to see. He wasn't even being entertainingly angry to make me want to keep going.

I'm not going to say he's shit, but I've seen better from him.
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Probably one of his worst videos.

Maybe he should try another Board James video with Bootsy.
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I feel as though the nerd wanted to become more of a let's player after the peak of success with JonTron and Egoraptor on Game Grumps. Ever since then, the nerd came out with episodes like ikari warriors, where its basically just a let's play, and Toxic Crusaders, where he tries his hand at having a special guest. I've noticed that ever since GG started, his comedy has gotten more stale and forced. However, in this episode he seems like he's getting back to his roots. I actually enjoyed this new one
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That's cool, I actually e-mailed him a few years back asking him if he was interested in reviewing Beetlejuice.

Did you know that the game was made by Rare?
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he thinks publishers 'make' games
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>>267861103
They are a great impact in the outcome
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>>267857912
didnt he way he wanted to fuck justin biebers asshole or something?
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>/v/ now dislikes James
Fuck you guys.
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>>267858649
He has always used composite capturing as far as i can tell. Even when he reviews games on consoles that don't need to be modded to output component/rgb, he still captures them through composite.

They just look extra shitty now because all of his in-game footage is 240p composite being stretched out to 1080p.
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>>267857253
happy nerd gamer
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>>267861497
>/v/ now dislikes everything
FTFY
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>>267861497
if he starts being funny again i'll stop disliking him.
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>>267861497
No one dislikes James. We all feel sorry that he's done for.
Goodbye Nerd, we greatly knew ye. It's time to watch funnier people, like irategamer.
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>>267862047
He's not done for. He got to do his movie, and by all means he's happy with his life. He hasn't changed at all, save maybe getting a little older.
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>those 3 scenes of him getting bumped off into pits shown over and over again

What did have like only 5 minutes worth of footage or something?
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>>267862462
Time is money goy. Which reminds me. James is actually part Jewish on his father's side in case you didn't know. His wife is also a Jew, and there's evidence that connects them to the JIDF.
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>>267854023
I would like for him to focus on N64 and PS1 games, though he's done a few. He did Superman 64 but mostly just those bullshit ring levels. There were actual levels with enemies, and he has used cheats before to advance to later levels, I would know since I played that piece of shit and used the cheats I saw in one of my issues of Nintendo Power.
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The pay-off to naming all the stuff with the letter was not really satisfying.
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>>267852741
>lithuanian
yay we're relevant again
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>He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer! XD

Seriously? /v/ likes this shit?
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>>267852358
It's worse when you started balding at 15 ;_;

I just shave it all off now
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people still watch this bad shit?
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> schtick gets old

shocking. next you're going to tell me will ferrel isn't funny.
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>>267863913
if you're balding early, it means you have higher than average levels of testosterone

so good for you
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irategamer stock just keeps going. funny how people finally are seeing the error in there way when it came to him. once they got off of james' dick and released what a hack he actually is.
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When is he going to shave his head?
It's only a matter of time. He just can't keep going. He's gotta live with what he has and own it.
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>>267850914
Irate Gamer started the whole multi-console gamer thing, then angry NINTENDO nerd realized that his format is superior and monkeyed him.
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>>267850594
>>267865038
Watch out, he's fishing for more!
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Is James gonna commit Sudoku pretty soon?
>going bald
>wasted years of effort full of stress, crew walking out, crew making fun of him, to make a movie nobody liked or cares about anymore
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>Said baby is also in a coma
>lets mike run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video exposing James as money hungry asshole from the start
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with horror movies
>was never really into video games and sucks at it
>knows very little about video games and movies, gets most information from Wikipedia. Mike knows more than him
>was a fucking normie that just had drunk nostalgia when he did the first two reviews but was forced to do AVGN for incom
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who is this angry joe ripoff?
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>>267856186
How are these bad things? Wacky subplots (AAARGH, these shitty games are pissing me off! But I just GOTTA play em' or else bugs bunny/freddy/the joker/who the fuck ever will murder me!) are the worst. I didn't like the review but I was surprised he didn't "summon beatlejuice" and do a stupid subplot on that.
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>>267865194
>commit Sudoku
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>>267850379
Why is Phil Fish wearing an ill-fitting shirt
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>>267865736
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I actually laughed my ass off after seeing Fred Fuchs on the letter and AVGN stomping the shit out of the game. He hasn't destroyed anything in a while.
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>>267867061
except his career
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>>267867257
This video will make him more money than you have ever made in your life I'm sure
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>>267867445
>youtube averages 1$ per 1000 views on a good day if no one is using adblock
>these vids usually cap off at around 1-4 million
so im never going to make 4 thosand dollars?
stop deluding yourself kid, youtube does not pay that well
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>>267867687
It's $5 per every 100 views.
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>>267867687
>so im never going to make 4 thosand dollars?
>kid
Oh god that is so funny, keep it coming
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>movie was supposed to be the end of AVGN
His divorse and alimonies sure are ruining him.
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>>267867819
thats fucking bullshit
stop pulling numbers out of your ass [citation needed] nigger
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>>267867819
5 per 100 is incredibly unrealistic
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>>267868074
Minus tax and Youtube's cut.
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>>267867819
..no, it's not.
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>>267868130
Yeah more like 5 cents per 100 views.
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>>267867687
even twitch pays 3 cents per ad impression and yt is supposed to pay exponentially more than that.
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>>267868140
still [citation needed]
keep pulling bullshit out of your ass, no one here believes you
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>>267867687
Cr1T1kal posts his Youtube earnings through a Twitter account for donations he made to charity.
Cr1T1kals views normally cap out to a few ten or hundred thousand. The amount in each is around 1,000-3,000 bucks.


So no they don't pay 1 per 1000 or 5 per 100.
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The fact is, his review of Superman 64 is one of the comedic gems of the decade. Yes he's sucked ass since then but i still rewatch that from time to time to get a good laugh.
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>I love the power glove
>its so bad

We will never get young, skinnyfat James back
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>>267868278
https://twitter.com/CharityCr1TiKaL
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>>267868278
>he donates it all to charity
Based Cr1tikal
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>>267868263
Whatever, kid. Do your homework first.
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I cant UNSEE his baldness'ness
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>>267868278
So this means PewdDie is making somewhere in the 10,000s?

>>267868407
They should all donate.
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I feel quite bad for him. Latesha has been sick since her birth and even if it's not his daughter, James must be stressed as fuc.
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>>267868553
Whats wrong with his daughter
And why does she have a black girl name
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>>267868278
Every episode of Game Grumps gets at least 100k views.

They post 3 videos a day.
Conservatively, say $2000 per video.

You're telling me they are making at least $6000 a day?
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>>267868601
She has sickle-cell disease.
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>>267868601
He's a huge cuckold
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>>267868601
It's a running gag that his baby is somehow terminally ill, has AFS, or any other ailments.

Because of some complications during her birth.
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>>267868553
where does it ever say that it isn't his daughter? the most I could find is people on /v/ saying that in every AVGN thread
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>>267868671
Pretty much.
It'd be the only reason someone would keep doing such boring bullshit for YouTube continuously.
Not for fans, muh nigga, for cash moneeeeeeeeee.
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>>267850379
Rory is looking better now that he's lost a few pounds.
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Do you think he'll ever go back to finding a shitty game, quickly going over the bad parts and calling it a pissload of farts?
his TMNT is still my favorite though. soft spot for the turtles.
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>>267868732
Go on AVGN IRC channel and ask. Of course James won't say in a post on cinemassacre, but he comes on IRC sometimes (or Mike) and his personnal life is a bit discussed (it's not bad curiosity, nobody forces him to unveil his life, he just release a bit of steam I guess).
James has been ultra stressed in the past couple of years.
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>>267868671

How do you think people literally live off of youtube revenue? Let alone in such nice homes or expensive ass apartments along with all the newest games, game consoles, shit tons of money they donate randomly to look good, new clothes constantly, new furniture, always new computers or laptops, and so on. They flagrantly spend money because they have it yet they have no real occupation.

Youtube pays a lot.
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>>267868278
>>267868671
>>267868751
Cr1Tikal posts his donations every month.
Youtube pays their partners with monthly checks. And he posts maybe 3-4 videos a month? So for 2,000-3,000 it's not so bad. But imagine the fucks who posts up to hundreds of videos a day with 100,000+ views.

Fucking jack pot.
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AVGN is my favorite "reviewer" because he's crass without getting into hate speech territory. You might find one instance of him saying something is retarded, and you'll never see him call anything gay/queer/faggy/homo. He's got class like that. Scatological humor by itself is good enough.
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>>267864501
he can't. with a face like his he can not, i repeat can NOT pull off the tough bald guy
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>>267868867
That's only for the partners who spew bullshit out like mounted turrets.
Like Pewds or GameGrumps posting hundreds of videos and stacking the ad revenue.

If you ever noticed, remember that unfunny fuck Ray William Johnson. He kept living in that shitty little apartment for the entire time he was a Youtube partner. He posted 2-4 videos maybe every month so he wasn't actually making much.

Just got to play the system, $1,000 bucks a month is nothing. If Cr1Tikal was living off his meager earnings rather than donating it, he wouldn't be living comfortably.
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>>267868671
Well, remember that (a) a lot of people use adblock and (b) ads are prorated for how much of the ad is watched (like with those fucking 10 minute long ads that pop up sometimes). Skipped ads pay nothing.
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>>267868867
>$1,000-$3,000 a month
>living well off
fuck no. maybe the larger cows youtube milks, but not your average partner.
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>>267869168
>>267869237
>>267869262
So Youtube is the only real guys making the cash. And the large partners are forever stuck making new content to shit out to their retarded fans just to make a decent living?
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>>267869168
>shitty little apartment

You're forgetting he was living in New York city. Not just the state, but in actual NY. Just like Los Angeles, an apartment there is fucking incredibly expensive even for a shithole one - and he had an alright one he was able to continue living in while not even being employed in the middle of the most expensive place to live in the country.

$1000 a month literally pays the entire month's bills and then some for anyone not living in California, NY, Florida, or any major city in any other state. It's far from "nothing" especially if you add a job on top of that.
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>>267869262
I was speaking about the "larger cows" such as gamegrumps (who he specifically brought up in the post I replied to).
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>>267869505
Well the guy did only make simple shitty vlogs.

>NY
Didn't remember. What's a shortstack like him doing in the Big Apple?

>NY
>Expensive
>Streets are paved with trash and dirt
>Rude as fuck people
Glad I live in the countryside.
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>>267852164
Supposedly james DID get cheated on but it wasn't a nigger.
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>>267869667
I think he was going to a university there or something. I really hate that I know this stuff.
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>>267853186
>>267853375
He's talked about those to death. The "anything goes" theme this year is great; when else would he have gotten to talk about Alice Sweet Alice or Exorcist III?

>>267856867
Yeah, I agree. Nowhere near one of his best, but doesn't reach the abysmal lows of something like Toxic Crusaders.
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>>267869704
>Anon had a boycrush on this manlet
Tell me how your 14 year old confused self really liked watching him.
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>>267850379
He really should've tried to get his own show on TV when he was at the peak of his popularitty. He's fucked now. Site will be closed down, wife will continue cuckold him, he will have raise his child solely on adverts and donations money.
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>>267869852
It's no use Anon. The nerd culture fad is being replaced by the Otaku culture wave.
He wouldn't have lasted a year on TV.
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sage and report
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>>267850379
>raping
Well that's a first. Dropped. He shouldn't rely on this type of language.
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>>267850379
Wow, it was actually OK.
But just ok.
But Desert Bus was good so...
The new videos can still be good.
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>>267850594
top kek
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>>267850379
he looks like phil fish lol
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>>267870157
>But Desert Bus was good so...

It wasn't bad but between that and Big Rigs, it showed he was running out of ideas. So he went after all the games everyone else talked about almost a decade ago. He may as well rip on Ride to Hell at this point, everyone else did.

It's time to hang it up, Jimmy. And shave your fucking Phil Fish sideburns.
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>>267857912
He wasnt that bad.
Kaufman took little too much acid when he was young and hes fucking grazy.
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>>267871520
He was that bad. It was awful, I'd never heard of the guy before that episode but everything was so over the top cringe inducing and cheesy it really made me have to pause the video every couple seconds so I wouldn't have to endure all that shit in one run.

He might be a funny guy, but this video was awful and he so was he.
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>>267871636
No, he is not funny, he is fucking mad.
Like batshit insane. Look the interview.
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>>267871636
When I have nothing else to listen in the background I sometimes play the AVGN playlist, that episode is the only one I skip. I just can't stand it.
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>>267871993
>those "jokes" about Justin Beiber and Taylor Swift
what the fuck
You can tell James doesn't even know how to react.
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>>267850379
Watched it. Nothing special honestly. His videos get more bland over time. I wonder if he should just retire AVGN altogether.

>>267870093
It's a joke. Although it wasn't really that funny, not because I was offended but because everything leading up to it was meh. Like I said, he should consider retiring AVGN.
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>>267850379
>For this kind of inappropriate game soundtrack, we'll call it...
>Bad music

You have to admit that part was funny at least.
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>hating lloyd kaufman episode
What's the matter? Too reminiscent of the website you visit every day?
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>>267872978
He was a fucking tryhard. It was pathetic. At least I'm young.
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That was actually pretty decent, I liked it.
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nerds don't have sideburns like that James
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>>267873415
Hes like that everywhere he goes.
30 years of acid does that.
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>>267852358
I'm balding at 23 and have been working out for 5 years.

Balding is not a big deal. You look like shit before = you look like shit after. You look good before = most likely you'll look good after.

Only ppl that talk negatively about it is insecure males that needs to lash out on another group for something, so I'm going to assume you are either a manlet or fat.
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>>267864196
No it doesn't.

It just means he is susceptible to DH-test which is a bi-product of the real test shieeet.

Balding is not related to "how much test" you have.
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Tell me guys, did his videos get progressively more shit or is it my taste that changed?
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>>267873997
Balding is bad if you're baby-faced. If you're rugged, it just makes you look more rugged.
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This is the future for all of you betas. You will make money, you will get married to a tumblerina that leeches off you, is 'progressive', wants an 'open marriage' and basically makes you her wallet while she fucks niggers behind your back. If you try to create anything she will have to approve and modify it to suit her tastes.

Stop putting the fucking pussy on the fucking pedestal, it's better to be a NEET with waifus than being such a sad excuse of skin. I bet he doesn't even fuck his wife.
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>>267874529
>Projecting: the post.
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>>267852339
>>267852164
How fucking old are you nigger to even GIVE a fuck about OFFENSIVE WORDS and PHRASES?

Are you a fucking child who knee jerks at things that offend you?
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Can't believe that Anglos actually say "Betelgeuse" the same way they say "Bettlejuice".
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>>267874529
Chill out Gamedude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_gRhGL6l4
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>>267874221
Might be both?

I thought it was pretty good. His overall quality hasn't really changed. It just seems that way because there were far less of AVGN,Board James, and Bullshit videos made during his movie production.

If you actually marathon his work, the only difference is the editing, and use of better equipment, and programs.
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>>267872978
>lloyd kaufman graduated from yale and was a classmate of Oliver Stone and George W Bush
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>>267857094
>Nostalgia Critic is better than ever
not really
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>>267850379
I laughed. I really do it.

Not too much things that /v/ likes I enjoy.

Ronnie and AVGN are some of them
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