Did you know she updated the game?
http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
Do your best /v/! I'm sure you can have a successful date with a virtual girl!
Man the original was uncanny valley. Was part of its charm though.
does this have a happy ending
>You seem like a nice person, but your non-stop niceness is starting to creep me out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 4. THE END
this is the best I've gotten, can someone help me get inside her panties?
>>267847160
>>267847160
there used to be a FAQs where there was a guide at the bottom to bang her
>>267847160
I played it way long so I don't remember well but I think there was dinner and wine and skinny dipping involved into fucking her in the jacuzzi.
I think you could even go for seconds
I managed to get two of the sex endings without a guide before. It took me weeks to do. I wish it had a quicksave option.
>>267847160
>take her to a bar
>she orders a dirty martini I get club soda because I'M DRIVAN
>order another round
>OOOH I'M SHHHOOO DRUNK *HIC*
>Passes out in the car
>Too drunk to carry on so she passes out again at the house
THE END!
>>267847160
>http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
>>267848757
>>267845771
>Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is Ariane.
>Say something smart
>"I think therefore I am"
aww yis
im gonna fuk dis bitch tonite
... kickaz?
I win
>>267848028
did the wine and shit, she gets bitchy about skinny dipping and game over
isn't there a rip somewhere?
I love this game so much
Did they update the hideous lesbian friend to be less hideous?
>>267849067
>not getting the threesome ending
git gud
>>267849090
Just download the game and look through the image folder.
>>267845771
>http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
okay that was dumb.. i fucked her. not enough positions
>>267849090
You have to be charming enough during the introduction and get her to drink just the right amount of wine for her to accept. I think you might need to do the "guess the constellation" thing too.
>>267849131
eh
Fucking service unavailable three times
>>267849269
Hey, they did! She's actually human looking now!
/v/ I need your help, I don't want to stay a virgin forever.
>>267849331
disable noscript
>>267849365
>>267849331
try IE
worked for me back then
>>267849439
Rembrandt.
>>267849439
definitely raphael
i took art history and passed with a D so i got this
>>267849439
DONATELLO, DUDE
>>267849120
holy shit this is in the game?
>>267849439
I'm no artfag, but I'm 99% certain that's Raphael.
>>267849493
>>267849269
How do you get this?
Is it just new grafix or is it actually different
>>267849439
Master Splinter
>>267849572
>>267849585
>>267849620
Guys, please.
>>267849669
If you download the game off the site, there's a folder in the install that has all the game files.
>>267849669
Go downtown and take her to the lingerie store and successfully choose the kind of lingerie she wants. You meet her at the register and get a chance to take her back to the house or go out to a strip club together.
Damn, she really makes some cute faces now
>>267849467
Already was.
>>267849547
Switching browsers? Are you mad?
>>267849759
Rembrandt.
>>267849439
>Michelangelo was a massive homo and would never draw a curvy nude woman
>Rembrandt would not draw something other than homeless men under streetlights
Raphael it is.
>>267849759
do michelangelo cause nobody said it
>>267849670
>Is it just new grafix or is it actually different
from the looks of it
prompts and choices are now visible and the they reworked the writing it seems
>>267849853
not sure if the dev did some optimization changes but switchng to IE worked when we played the classic version
>503 error
Everytime.
>>267849760
I think the blonde is better
>>267850082
same, life is pain.
>>267849439
Danae from Rembrandt
Servers still shit, I see
>>267849883
>>267849929
>>267849947
It was Raphael, thanks for the help guys.
Was this in the original?
>>267850260
What? but that's wrong...
shit what do i do
>>267850260
Its a rembrandt you little shit I didn't do two years of art for nothing
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
the fuck, this game requires you to know astronomy and art just to fuck a broad? what sort of madness is this, back in my day all you needed was enough str/int/stm and a misanga of passion
>>267850446
PUNCH
BE STRONK MAN
>>267850474
There are plenty of paths to fucking that don't involve those parts. The game has a surprising number of endings.
>>267850374
>>267850454
Stop trying to trick other anons, they're just trying to get laid.
Wait. Was this the game with the MMO side story, something about a weather maching, the chick getting struck by lightning and the vampire stripper?
>>267850665
>activated almonds
everytime
>>267846119
>Part of the charm was how utterly soulless and terrifying it used to be.
That's just paradoxical.
>>267850669
I believe that's the sequel.
>>267850665
>ALMONDS: ACTIVATED
>>267850446
fap. Just drop down to the ground and start fapping right there.
So, she hasn't updated it all? Just arrived at the dinner and everything is back to uncanny cliff
>>267850915
>MAXIMUM ALMONDS
`
>>267850665
>2014
>Not Primed Peanuts
>>267850665
The thing about activated almonds is you can't drink them with water or else they'll short-circuit.
FUCK I DONT KNOW ABOUT ART
>open link
>click 'introduce yourself'
>nothing happens
it's just like real life
>>267845771
>get her shirtless
>go to bathroom
>follow her in
>WOW SUCH A CREEP
w-what
it normally works
The trick is to slowly get her shitfaced
>>267850446
Is this where that
>Chad in da club, hitting on yo woman
>what do you do
came from?
>>267851483
It depends on how drunk she is and how charming you've been.
how the fuck do you do the threesome?
I'm just gonna be me and see where that takes me.
This better not be smut.
>take bitch out to dinner, bitches love dinner
>go to club after
>order drink
>take club soda because im risponibble
>she says she wants another martini
>sure why not
>one click later
>she's had 5 martinis
>what the fuck
>she passes out
>drive her home
>6/10
What a shit game
>>267851509
That's rape.
I don't understand, I can kiss her and hug her right after meeting her, but she gets pissy for me complimenting her too much or talking too much or suggesting stripping at the night club, this woman is deranged.
>>267845771
A woman made it!?
>>267851754
You say that like rape is a bad thing
>Overloaded error
Fuck off, faggots, mom said it's my turn to play
>havent played in a while
>forgot the complex hokey pokey dance you have to do just to get consensual sex in the missionary position
shit. maybe its more lenient now
>>267851819
No fuck you Dads showing me how to play.
>>267851819
>playing the online version
>>267849013
pls anon, don't insult my waifu
Any way to get this slut to suck my fucking dick
>>267845771
>"how old are you"
>under 18 or over 18
>curiosity kicks in and put under
>skips to fucking pic related
>>267845771
Is this some SJW muh soggy knee muh objectifaction muh internal mahoganny thing, or is it actually a girl you can internet date?
>>267852238
What do you mean?
Shit, how old is this now? I feel old remembering it.
>>267852136
ah yiss son we /ss/ now
>>267850669
>Vampire Stripper
Yuuuusss
>>267852307
Looks like you got a wait on your hands, son.
>>267851029
>>267851345
I love you gusy.
>>267852136
What if I am 18?
Anyone can download the game? Gay ass Firefox wouldn't allow me
>download
>contains every image
wonderful
What sort of diner is this?
>game is 102mb
was this made by Titanfall devs?
>>267852238
Holy shit just shut the fuck up right now
>>267850665
>>267850728
>>267850915
>>267850994
>>267851345
>>267852307
Not in a million years will you fuck her.
>>267852534
Drive N Dine.
How to win Parcheesi?
The fuck?
>>267850665
>Homemade coconut
>2 glasses of wine
>TOO DRUNK SEE YA TOMORROW GOY
Fucking lightweights
>>267852307
I get the feeling that there are a lot of numbers meant to follow that 1717...
Anon, are you trying to download the whole internet in a .zip file?
>>267852881
>The fuck?
women
>>267852881
WENT TOO FAR, MAN!
>>267852923
Cut out the adjectives and it's a homemade muffin.
http://arianeb.wordpress.com/2013/12/24/date-ariane-10th-anniversary-edition-part-1/
Explanation of how to get gud at dis
Took me about 10 minutes but I won. Now I gotta figure out how to "win" in the hot tub.
I downloaded and it wont go beyond introduce yourself, help me out here
>>267852881
You get in the hot tub with her, and then she immediately kicks you out and ends the date?
>she takes off her shit completely of her own volition
>grab her ass
>'OH NO YOU DIDN'T THAT'S 2 MUCH 4 ME'
>>267853314
my last failed attempt had her welcoming me to follow her into the bathroom, and then she bitched at me when I did
>>267853314
>When I said "Get in the hot tub with me", I didn't mean, "Get in the hot tub WITH me".
>>267853270
The hot tub is the easiest win.
>>267853187
Yeah well, his grammar's shit.
>>267845771
>tfw I actually fapped to this back in the day
I don't know how or why
>>267853302
Too ugly anon
Too ugly
>>267853385
>>267853414
>>267853314
Sometimes yes means no. How hard is it to read between the lines.
Typical men.
this shit is buggy as fuck for me, keeps resetting my progress randomly.
>>267849439
Rembrandt. The only reason I know this is because the dude had a huge thing for fat women, and I lot of fatties use his works (not realizing it was the same fucker) as "Muh fat was bootiful in ancient times).
Dude also had a bunch of lesser known works featuring himself as an old guy or a woman. Dude was weird and basically just drew olden time fetish porn.
>>267853463
The old model looks like one of those people who've had reconstructive surgery after a shotgun blast to the face. Not sure how you did either
>>267853537
never mind, i guess its not compatible with chrome.
>>267853568
If yes can mean no, why can't no mean yes?
Typical feminists
>>267851525
No, that particular scenario comes from real life
You should try it
>>267853615
quality of porn sure has decreased since then.
>>267853615
>hurr pick the joke option lol
REMBRANDT IS A FUCKING TOOTHPASTE YOU ASSHOLE
>>267845771
Console friends BTFO.
>>267847858
Guide to IRL girls when
>>267853657
Who said it cant?
>>267853743
FUCK IT STARTED ME OVER
THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL
>Service Temporarily Unavailable
I think we broke it, guys
>>267853743
Shit, if she had laughing lemons for tits I'd immediately drop the ball, walk up to them, then run away
>>267853743
T her up
>>267853901
yep same here
did this happen last time we all decided to do it
>>267853850
>feminists
You always do this shit, /v/
Fucking niggers get in the line people are trying to fuck
WHAT IS THE UNDERWEAR STORE COMBO
>ask her about movies
>ask her about books
>take a drink of wine
>compliment her, she says its weird
>go to eat dinner
>you're really stuffing yourself tonight I give you a 4
game is great
Why do these graphics remind me of that one hilariously awful h-game? Must be the shitty looking clothes and absurd shine everywhere.
>>267845771
I did it. I had sex.you can press back in the online version
![6064957678_a9098ae811_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mlIM2sr.jpg "6064957678_a9098ae811_b[1].jpg")
>>267853615
Shes not that fat in the picture.
Now Rubens was a fatty man. Too bad wasnt an option, but rembrandts gritty dirty painting texture is pretty obvious, also it looks like its his mug back there aswell.
>>267854037
Jesus that elbow. Sausage people.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THREESOME?
after the lingerie we dance and then you either lose or just take her home and not the other girl
>>267854161
you cant
>>267854053
i remember in the classic 'version' if i press back too many times, it fucked the game
>>267854093
Scratch that, missed 'renaissance' part.
>>267853986
She asks for different combinations each time. You just gotta learn which type has which attribute.
>>267854049
the renders are pretty clearly done in either Poser or DAZ studio, both of which are very entry level figure posing and animation programs. basically if you don't tweak the render settings enough they end up looking very amateurish
Hit backspace a few times if it 503s. And pick Xanadu as your poem, the Shakespeare one is about a dude.
>>267854053
Pressing back tends to randomize your progress.
dick
Man I took this slut on a boat and to look at the stars and shit. Didn't even gimme a whiff of the pussy dawg.
>>267854393
holy fuck those roids
>>267854393
What's his name again?
>>267854393
>you'll never be so ripped you have perfectly round pecs
How do you make the friend come over?
>>267854393
His tits are bigger than her's are; ditch her and go with the guard.
>>267854393
nobody will be messing with this motherfucker
his shirt is made out of rubber all your punches will just bounce right off
How would I know?
>>267854523
strip club?
The friend is over at the house but I can't get a threesome!
>>267854523
It's RNG, there's about a 1 in 13 chance of it happening.
someone upload this shit somewhere, holy shit how old are these servers
>>267854632
You may have fucked up somewhere along the line and didn't get her affection and intoxication levels high enough. If so, you'll have to start over.
Huh. So I beat the game, joined her in the shower and then fucked on the bed.
Curious, is there anal/blowjob in this game?
>>267854691
lel i can't even downlaod it
Oh fuck, I made it this far somehow.
I've just been being myself. I even admitted to like comics and cartoons to her. And she still somehow ended up naked in a hot tub with me.
Is getting a gf irl this easy?
>>267854093
>>267853615
>porn game discussion turns into a historic art debate
>she says "What will it be first? Wine, woman, or song?"
>she is literally offering herself as an option, she must be feeling relaxed enough around me
>fuck yeah let's go for that kiss
>WRONG ANSWER FUCKHEAD YOU LOSE
>>267854606
>bounce off the bouncer
>>267854691
Ten years old.
>>267854617
Because you play grand strategy games.
You DO play grand strategy games, right?
>>267854784
there is the driving scene after the photoshoot where she can blow you
>>267845771
>on date, all is going well
>"let's check out the telescope!"
>HOW MANY MEN WALKED ON THE MOON
>"uhh I wasn't aware there'd be a test"
>pick answer
>ERROR 403 FORBIDDEN
well there goes my date
>>267845771
>You have charm, a good kiss, and great moves, but I'm getting a little hungry.
>try to go to another room
>game breaks every time and none of the buttons work
okay
>>267854393
>/fit/ gets jealous of /3/ giving /v/ a pity date
>>267854795
Not when you're ugly
>>267854915
Uh, sure. Of course I do!
>>267854921
terrible
b-but I don't want to stop
Won on my first try.
Brb fucking my new gf again.
>>267852238
tub is ez
git gud
any other games of this quality?
>>267854617
>not taking spanish in high school
guyana is in south america son
>>267855209
Is that a scar?
503: Service Temporarily Unavailable
who the fuck wrote this
>>267855352
Join the club
>>267855335
nigga do i look like ive seen real pussy before
>>267855121
don't care, make a better one
>>267845771
This bitch is a cunt.
>>267855352
>>267855393
Download the game you nerds
>>267855386
The brother of the writer of HuniePop who couldn't get laid
>>267855386
A woman.
>>267855487
>implying I can download it when I can't access the website
>>267855554
>website crashed from /v/'s traffic
>again
>>267855487
That shit is so old that is not recognized by modern browsers
>>267855487
>This Connection is Untrusted
The amount of hours I invested into this game back in the day is insane.
>>267855678
>hours
shit
i dont know this shit
>>267855783
Man, if only you could search the answer or something...
what am i looking at here
any other dating sims like this?
>No option to just go
This is some nervous beta shaky shit right here. I thought we were going to have a date not prostrate ourselves on a cross. Fuck this game.
>>267855881
I guess you're looking over the shoulder of a hambeast
>>267855772
It sounds pathetic if I measure the amount of time I spent on it in weeks.
>hey sexy, wanna make out in this hot tub?
>heck yeah
>sorry, this is not a thrill to me
>date over, 5/10
YOU SUGGESTED IT YOU CUNT
WHO DESIGNED THIS
>>267856083
>YOU SUGGESTED IT YOU CUNT
And then you made her immediately regret that decision
Quick, how many men walked on the moon during the Apollo missions?
>>267856028if you haven't already figured it out it's 12
>>267856083
A woman. Go figure
It's RNG man. That and probably acting like a complete spaz beforehand
>Kiss her a bit and dance with her
>Get her to have a couple drinks before dinner
>Have dinner
>Get her to have a couple more drinks during dinner
>Go to the edge of town
>Go to strip club
>Have her win the strip contest
>Back to her place
>Do whatever (I normally do pool or hottub at this point)
>Fuck her
>Ask to stay the night
>Fuck her again
You're welcome
>Kiss her
>Read her a poem
The fuck kinda person made this game? I don't even know who she is. I just said hello.
>>267856205
>lying on the internet
It's 10
>>267856183
Not op, it's how I pictured the scene.
>>267845771
Which choices make her really pissed off.
>>267856224
it uses complicated scripting
you need like 3 drinks minimum to have her do lewd stuff
too much then you get the drunk end
and about 2 events to impress her
too much and you get friendzone for being too boring
some shit like that
>>267854985
>I accept your challenge!
Why did my mind jump to Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur 2
>>267846119
god when will people use this term properly
it wasn't uncanny valley in the slightest, the new update looks more true to life than the original, it's also not a verb
>>267856308
Game crashed anyhow.
I have a paper I should be writing.
>>267856439
>you can only fuck women if you first intoxicate them and then basically rape her!
>>267856492
Blow me.
>a good idea to shower after being in the pool
>you can follow me in if you want
>follow her in
>STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM UNLESS I INVITE YOU IN
just like irl
FUCK ME I GIVE UP
I BEAT GOD HAND ON LVDIE BUT THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH
>>267850665
This nigga must shit de-homogenized cracked Farro bread by the end of the day.
>>267856601
but you get a fail state when shes too intoxicated
>download it
>do everything correctly
>start the date
>stuck in introduce yourself
>mfw refreshed 36 times
but if I use the other version it just 404s ;_;
>>267856632
>he got cockblocked at the shower
elemayo
I've jerked off to this (and other Virtual Date games) an indeterminable amount of times. Love this shit.
>>267850356
No, he added it in for some reason I forgot.
>"Hey anon I have a suggestion, we can go to the bedroom and strip and I'll fuck you silly!"
>"uhh, d-do you h-have any other i-ideas?"
>"well we can play boardgames instead"
and then we played board games.
>>267856801
I just clicked mouse5 twice and CHANGE IT WHAT NOW NIGGA I FUCKED THIS BITCH MISSIONARY THEN COWGIRL
Wait, is there no threesome ending? I tried everything and Ariane keeps ending it.
>>267856625
blow a google search
>>267856837
Did you win? She's a god at Parcheesi.
>>267856837
alpha as fuck
>Get bad end for talking too much during steak dinner
>maybe I should just eat the steak then
>MAN YOU ARE PIGGING OUT YOU SHOULD TALK MORE
>bad end
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME ARGHHH
>>267856639
Dude it's simple
>introduce
>dance to 2 sorts of music
>drink 2 wine
>eat in back yard
>sit on bench and guess right for topless
>go out and get beer
>drink 2 beer
>kiss, grope
>"hey wanna sleep over"
>SAY YES
>????
>Profit
>10/10
Was that so hard? Fuck yeah but that's the point.
>>267856879
>he didnt get the anal scene
ayyyy
Oh wow.
>>267856993
I guess I'll remain a virtual virgin 4evaand a real life one
