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How game companies attempt to develop and release a glass of water.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_RillKRggo
>EA publishes Glass 4
>just some sand
>for $ you can have it tempered into glass
>we decided that the water detracted from the experience and made it too drinky so we cut it out
>>267582219
>we decided that the water detracted from the experience and made it too drinky so we cut it out
9/10 gotta set a high standard
>>267581809
>Just a glass full of oxygen
>Hydrogen sold separately
>>267581809
>Console devs release "cup rebirth retracted edition IV"
>The cup is made out of wet mud because glass subtracted from the "cinematic experience"
>$49.99 Season pass includes corks to plug the holes in the cup and a deep sense of regret
>The "water" is found to be piss on release because water was an "unrealistically high expectation" and "close enough to water anyway"
>>267581809
>Indie company
>Releases "Glass early-access alpha"
>It's a thimble made of paper
>valve
>don't release it
>release sandwiches instead
Multimillion dollar kickstarter campaign. Ice, straw and kool-aid stretch goals.
>300mL of water is better than 600mL of water
>Glass of Water: ONLY on PS4
>is also on PC with a side of celary
>>267586342
>implying your stomach can even tell the difference between 300mL and 600
>>267586342
"600 mL is too fluid"
>Bethesda releases the new hotly anticipated entry in the Beverage series
>The top of the glass is almost completely closed off, except for a small hole, forcing you to drink the water at a slow, boring pace.
>Glass community carves a proper drinking hole into the glass and, while not perfect, yields a much improved thirst quenching experience
>also the water is mud that's unfilterable, but the water community finds a way to add lolis to it
Activision adds a new price tag over last year's on the bottom of the glass.
Since people thought the ice cubes were too difficult, we opted to remove encounters with ice near the end of each glass entirely. We feel ice in drinks is archaic anyways and ruins the overall smooth and liquid experience of the beverage.
>sell half a glass of water for $60
>a year later release the "collector's edition" glass that's full to the brim for $30
>we found drink testers having trouble with the concept of raising the glass to their mouths, so we included a built in sippy top so that no water could be spilled
>we also decided, to make the water more accessible, we'd include a straw with the water, so new audiences could enjoy water as well as the 'hardcore drinkers'
>Nintendo has an extensive range of lemonade
>people look at the labels and say 'this is just lemon & lime same as always' but people who've been drinking for years appreciate the well crafted flavours you can enjoy at any age
>>267586342
more of something doesn't make it better
Water IS NOT
>wet
>sloshy
>cold
Water IS
>gaseous
>airborne
>above boiling point
Fuck you if you disagree, buy this Water you entitled fucks
Don't forget to get your complimentary limited edition coaster that comes with the collector's edition (only $20 extra for something that cost $1 to print and make). Yes you need it. No, you shouldn't just use a napkin or some newspaper.
>>267587415
this water is room temperature, I am entitled to cold spring fresh water
>>267586342
The water pours smoother at 300 ml. At 600 ml, we found the water was inside the glass and then on the floor before the pourer realized it
>Ubisoft
>Publish a pretty decent glass of water.
>Poison the water to deter people from pirating the drink.
Guys I'm gonna drink straight from my cupped hands - because it just doesn't FEEL right drinking from a glass
>>267587415
Good post.
Game company: This water is designed to appeal to all groups of thirst enthusiasts. Men, women, young, old, hardcore, casual. This water can literally nourish anyone.
tumblr: OH I GUESS IT'S JUST ONE SIZE FITS ALL THEN? WHERE'S THE FEMALE AND POC REPRESENTATION?
/v/: OH, MARKETED TOWARDS 'EVERYONE?' WOMEN? KIDS? THIS INJUSTICE CANNOT STAND!
#DRINKERGATE
#NOTYOURQUENCH
>>267586567
My sides have propelled beyond the horizon
>>267586508
>>267586567
>>267587543
>>267587994
>#drinkergate
>#notyourquench
Holy shit this fucking thread
>water developer has relationship with water reviewer
>water reviewer: yo this shit is wet as fuck
/v/: Where is the integrity in water journalism? DEATH TO THE WHORE!
>2014
>Still using liquid based objects
>water used to be hard to drink and achieve. You need to climb the highest mountain and you need to drink it from the holy grail
>the sequel now comes on a simple glass because "we want to reach the wider audiences"
Fucking casuals
Female water, when?
"See that water? You can drink it."
/v/: Why the fuck do all beverages come with god damn straws? Are the casuals really too fucking stupid to raise their arms? These fucking people are ruining water! Drinking it on the bus! Drinking it at work! Drinking it on a plane! Real fucking drinkers only drink directly from the stream!
>>267588545
I'll have you know that our new glass handles solid ice objects perfectly well. As a matter of fact we have experimental support for lemonade and chocolate milk.
There are still some crash issues with the chocolate milk, resulting in it all being wasted down the drain, but a fix will be introduced in a future patch.
>>267588810
>categorizing water with binary genders
>not sliders
Check yo privileges
>>267588825
FUCK YOU TODD I CAN'T EVEN DRINK IT
>>267588849
You can't even ignore the straw! The glass is designed around it!
BROTHERRRR
Guys how do we fix water
water loss.jpg
>One of our testers contracted cholera when drinking from a stream out in the woods so we've decided to filter the water for general consumption.
>/v/: DON'T THESE FUCKING CASUALS KNOW TO USE WATER PURIFICATION TABLETS BEFORE DRINKING THAT SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF A STREAM?! FUCK.
>>267588849
>drinking water in public in front of people
You know people are calling you a manchild and laughing at you, right?
I just went to the website and holy shit, this is bad. Are we really looking at DAY ONE fucking DLC?
>Pre-Order Glass of Water from GameStop today and receive exclusive Lemon Wedge Pre-Order DLC and a a beefed up, special edition Glass for your Water.
>Don't forget to also purchase the Season Pass for Glass of Water or you'll miss out on exclusive DLC and deals such as the Ice Cube expansion and Crazy Straw DLC.
The gameplay looks like they're really aiming for the Call of Duty audience. 'Double Hydration Weekend'? Come the fuck on. I can't wait for this industry to crash.
>>267589067
Freeze it so casuals can't enjoy it
>>267589178
Early bullshots of glass held to lips and drank
Drinking the water is a QTE
The new Call of Water is the same shit but with different glasses
Unskippable filling sequences
>Not having a 2500 dollar water filter to produce the best tasting and healthiest water out of your sink or from Stream.
Enjoy your fluoride piss bottlefags.
>Casuals complain that water is too hard
>Devs remove all calcium and magnesium in the sequel
Oh for fucks sake.
>>267589487
>tripfagging
I bet you drink bottled water too you fucking plebian
It's water! Good for the entire family and people of all ages?
Be on the look for the FLAVORED DLC! You don't really need it, but it's good if you have extra money.
/v/: WHY IS JEWATER COMPANY FORCING DLC ON US?????
>the year of our lord 2010 + 4
>drinking japanese water
>>267581809
>Blizzard makes Water II with 5 unique different straws to drink it from and later adds 2 more.
>Waits 5 years to release Water III
>The glass looks better, but you can only recieve more water from the central Blizzard water cooler
>Straws have to be constructed yourself to barely resemble straws from Water II.
>Not ordering your bottled water from japan
>>267589487
>spending $500 to upgrade your filters every year
I'll stick to my dedicated drinking platform, thank you
>>267589178
>>267587726
>pirates download only the glass and the water, not the poison
>there are people who unironically enjoy carbonated water
scum
>>267589850
>being a mizuboo
>>267589929
>not pictures of broken glasses of water
>LIQUIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!
>Still buying water
>not pirating all of them from the sea
Enjoy your DRM
>>267589989
>there are people who identify as "waterers"
>drinking western or eastern water
Fucking casual cunts, git gud and drink unclean african water.
>>267589852
>paying for bottled water all the time when you can just get a filter that will last for years
>>267589929
>>267589678
>>267589067
My backlog of powdered water has just been sitting there. I dont even have the willpower to add water to it.
>>267590116
Flip it horizontally for geometric accuracy
>>267589985
>Ubisoft: We need a stronger poison.
Origin is a piece of crap.
I've gotta take all these pills before I can access my water. Even then it is only just a few drops. When I go to the tap, they want $10 for 100ml.
>>267590091
>waterers
>not drinker
Goddamn those idiots. You DRINK the water not WATERED them
This glass isn't curvy enough, stop with the fat shaming glasses.
Pic related is a REAL glass.
>>267590275
That's abig glass
Ubisoft sells colored drink that is sticky and too sweet. Only makes you more thirsty. Drinkers find H2O molecules in drink that make it a lot smoother and refreshing.
> blocks of ice are poured into a glass
> sound is loud as fuck
> can't drink it because ice
> silky smooth -30°
>>267590243
Please keep it water related
>>267590369
PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY WOULD A MAN DRINK WATER BEFORE POURED IT INTO A GLASS
Mug master race here
You 300ml's babby glasses are pathetic.
You'll never know the joy of having 600ml's all at your disposal.
>>267590369
If I removed the water from the glass will you die?
>>267590232
>>267590457
>not large plastic cup master race
Get a load of this guy. Enjoy your heavy fragile cups.
>>267590420
You don't get it man. Ice IS water. It adds the immersion
>>267590483
It would be extremely parched.
>>267590275
>drinking from a pitcher
absolutelydrowning.jpg
>>267590516
Why would I care about weight when I have a straw.
>>267590483
It would be extremely thirsty
>>267590420
Just get some of the downpourable water and it makes the ice drinkable.
>>267590587
>average mug babby
What did I expect?
Anybody else having troubles with Nivdia refraction? It keeps warming up my water to much and I can't drink it.
lol retards, enjoy your glass shards in your feet.
Meanwhile i'll be here drinking from the tap
Here, you can have this cup to drink water from.
>>267590831
fucking madcatz
>>267590587
This is how Nintenstrawddlers really think.
>>267590575
>>267590598
le epic sips m8s :^)
>not keeping your glasses in the fridge
Why would you WANT a warm glass?
>>267590831
Not
>hey bro, here's your glass
>>267590963
its just xcups shitposting anon
>>267590587
>using straw
You're what is wrong with the today industry you fucking casual
>>267589210
>purification tab
>not filtering and boiling
And you think you're hot shit ?
>>267591030
Bro your glass is going to fucking explode
THIS IS NOW A WATER BOY THREAD. POST YOUR FAVORITE MOMENTS.
>Inb4 that's some high quality H2O
Everyone loves that part.
>>267591137
If you're an idiot who buys anything but a Fisher & Paykel fridge.
>>267591017
*Tips cup*
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7RUDahzSxw
FUCKING MADCATZ
>>267589678
Underrated post
>>267591197
It's mildew like you that ruin the water industry for everyone.
>>267591218
fucking fridge mustard race, not everyone can afford that much
>>267590861
>>267591218
Shill please go
>>267589228
topkek.jpeg
Water was great, a true masterpiece.
Piss is just a shitty rehash of Water. Fuck all of you losers that think it's better.
>to me you are the best cup
>There is water inside you right now
>implying it is not the water that is controlling you right now
>>267591505
I'll have you know that i make a living by surviving in the toughest of enviroments, I'm a real hardcore motherfucker that has survived by building igloos in antarctica, and I prefer piss.
>>267591449
>falling for obvious bird call
>went to PAX (penny aqua expo)
>need to unload my piss
>fluid-gender toilet
Fucking SWW's
All the haters who say Destiny is half empty obviously haven't realized its half full too
>>267591759
What are you, a hydrophobe?
>>267587543
Get a better glass you fucking teacupfag
>>267591880
I bet you believe two hydrogen atoms can form together and make another piece of hydrogen you faggot.
>>267591993
Perhaps not, but they can make helium.
>>267590025
Salty
I bought a croatian glass of water last month. They call it Angry Aqua or something. I started drinking it and it was nice and cold and went down real smooth. I liked it so much that I kept drinking. And drinking. Then I realised I couldn't pull the glass away from my mouth. It just kept pouring. Feeling a little overhydrated now I started to panic. I was struggling against the glass, fighting against the raging torrent of water that just continued to assault me endlessly. Sort of gulping and choking, I thought I could finally see the end and tried to drink against the tide. But a renewed surge of fluid greater than anything I'd experienced before charged into my throat from every direction. I was pretty much drowned at this point and couldn't go on. Just before I blacked out I thought I could hear the glass screaming at me.
Anyway I woke up in hospital but I seriously hope they make a sequel.
>>267592070
>he doesn't understand the chemistry behind water
Look at this casual.
>>267581809
60$ for the Glass
Water is DLC
>>267592103
>not applying better cracks
>not using cracked patches
>>267592230
Waterplants may find i'm getting water for free
>>267589994
This joke will sadly be lost on non weebs.
>>267581809
>Europe
Check out our DLC, which allows the water to be non-fluoridated!
>America
Check out our new DLC, for extra doses of fluor!
>>267591197
>i'm literally 13 years old
>go to local DrinkStop
>find a classic used drink and bring it to the counter
>cashier asks me if I have a WaterUp card, tell him no
>insists I get one then tries to get me to preorder more drinks
>after a half hour he finally lets me buy the drink I wanted
DRIIIINKSTOOOOOP
>water is heavily chlorinated to get rid of all the bugs
So guys have any of you heard of this new thing called "Heavy Water"? New type of water.
It's thewaveof the future, I hear.
my siblings always spill my fucking glass of water when i let them have a drink
is multiplayer just backwashing?
>Drinking a glass of water
>Put it down
>Some fucker comes up and drinks from my glass
This is why GRM is a good thing.
>tfw my countries dam's are slower than fucking Romania
Fuck you Abbott with your outdated Dams.
>>267592848
It's having two straws and each drinking from the same glass like I do with my maifu.
>>267592961
do people who buy in game h20 cards get wider straws?
>Go to W3
>See a nice-ass glass of water being shown
>Not bad looking glass
>Filtered water
>Decide to preorder it
>Get it
>It's a plastic cup with tap water in it
Fucking Squeegee and their bullshots
>>267589829
Fuck you, jH2Os are fun!
>>267593067
Forgot to metion the game was WW13-7
Fuckers keep using Tsunami as they're protagonist, who's nothing but a female Storm
PREORDER AND RECIEVE THE BIG GULP UPGRADE
PREORDER THE COLLECTORS EDITION AND GET THE BIG GULP UPGRADE AND FIRST SIP
PREORDER THE ELITE PRO COLLECTORS EDITION AND GET AN EXTREMELY LIMITED INSULATED BOTTLE 2 COOZIES AND DOUBLE FILTRATION
>devs complaining about increasing cost of filtering water, even though price of water has stagnated
>implying they would triple filter it like they're supposed to
>implying they wouldn't run it through a banana filter ONCE
>implying they won't just sell on fraudulent samples
>implying the water market isn't saturated with brainless fuck-wits that will buy two gallons after a single sip
>implying
>
Did I stumble into a gamerfuel thread or something?
>>267594208
>Game
The fuck is that
>>267591798
oh god
>>267590495
I guess you could say she broke her water.
>>267587994reddit: So what happened the other day: Look at this water tattoo I got and drew on my homework into a cake my girlfriend baked for me! Anyone else feeling the Glass of Water 2013 nolstagia? Upvote if you are!
>>267594208
>not drinkya
This is the Viscosity board, anon, take your shit elsewhere
Everybody know you get the best value water from steam.
>Bethesda releases glass of water multiplat
>360 is plastic cup
>ps3 is plain glass
>pc is crystal goblet with modded crazy straws
>>267601862
>bethesda releases glass of water
>it has a fly in it
>Valve
>After 4 of our playtesters drowned in the cup we were force to remove the water section
ITT: Babbies not drinking their water through complex bendy straw mechanics
/v/ has gone to shit
>>267601862
>Xbox version has unstable water glitches
>PS3 has a hole in the glass
>pc has a furry dick attached by a user
Microsoft and EA budding heads at trying to trademark water. The glass is pre-order DLC.
>There are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW
>Who BUY bottled water
Just drink it from the stream faggots
Mug masterrace reporting in
>>267606294
Nothing wrong with glass-bottled water. The shit that comes out of your sink is most likely not healthy to consume and tastes shit.
>>267606294
>Implying the water everywhere isn't polluted as shit
Why drink it from the stream when you can drink the free water from the sink?
>>267606294
>burger land
>small town
>water filled with tons of chemicals
>people get sick from drinking it for sustained periods
This is why I buy bottled water or get a filtered gallon for 35¢
>>267582219
>too drinky
You know something anon, you're alright.
>>267606369
>mug
>most simplistic form any retard could use it
>shit fanbase because of casualness
Yeah no faggot, might as well reboot your old sippy cup while you're at it
>Personal Cooler master race
>buys all their water on discount, has water of every brand, flavour and source imaginable
>keeps it frozen, never drinks it
>>267586567
I like you
>>267607037
I don't get you Pee-Cee masterfags, always having your water frozen instead of liquid.
It feels a lot better loading your liquid water into a mug than just clicking on the ice cube.
Plus you don't even get the water pamphlet and water holder in solid form!
>>267599665
So is anyone else dealing with weird smells in their bathroom?
I never put the toilet seat up to minimize downtime, and often have to keep the fan running 24/7 to keep up
Pic is my specs, any advice?
>>267607217
you don't get it man, being able to turn all my ice into water via steam is super convenient. I get to enjoy the same water as you, but:
It's cleaner
I don't have to have my mug poured all the time, and I can still drink my water if the mug is tipped or smashed
i can have litres of water in my PC at all times
where's the downside?
>>267599665
No me jodas Carlos
> I don't drink anything other than water
>buy bethesda glass of water
>try to drink it
>doesn't come out of the top, you have to tilt the glass a million ways before the water can come out
FUCKING INVISIBLE CAPS
>>267607287
>>267607487
You miss out on having the water there, waiting in its case. It's there, always there, and your mug is always ready to be used by it.
If your steam is under heating maintenance then you're fucked. For mug and cup owners you can pull it out of the old cupboard and redrink the same good ole water any time you want
>Glass one is released. Everyone loves it.
>Eventually Glass One has an expansion pack made for it. For a few extra dollars you can purchase Glass one:Kool-aid, which gives a kool-aid packet to enhance your glass drinking experience.
>Glass one: Kool aid is deemed a huge success by both critics and gamers.
A few years later...
>Glass two: The Glassening is released. Building on the popularity of Glass One: Kool-aid. Taking many of the core features and introducing a bunch more that would soon become industry standard.
>Does very well
>Few months later Glass 2: The ReGlassening is released, featuring many new flavours and drinking styles.
>GOATYAY
More time passes...
>Team Glass announce that they have put work on Glass 3: The subtitleless to develop MUG, a spin off that maintains the core gameplay that fans of the Glass series have grown to love, but set in a different universe.
>MUG also does well and eventually MUG: Coffee edition is released.
More time later...
>Glass 3: The Subtiteless is released. Hacking apart the core features and ruining the game for the original fans, whilst failing to attract new fans to the Glass series with it's dumbed down, gimmicky, casualised mechanics.
>Team Glass is disbanded
Then...
>Glass is back!
>Gaming world collectively loses their shit!
>Early screenshots look good
>Hype reaching insane levels!
>E3 rocks around, everyone suepr hyped
>Turns out it's a shitty browser based game/phone app
>Resulting hype deflation can be heard on mars.
More time passes
>Coming in one month!
>Glass 2: The ReGlassening is to be released on steam in HD!
>EVERYONE GOES WILD!
>Babbies who were never around when it first came out keep making le ebin maymays about it ruining the experience for everyone who stuck with Glass, even through the tough times.
That took way too long to type.
>He doesn't drink mercury
I wish all these fucking casual water babbies would leave. Mercury is a hardcore drink for hardcore drinkers. It's not our problem you can't handle it.
>>267607957
Fucking newdrinkers.
>Lol, dae swirly straws amiright? XD
This is what's killing /v/
>>267608024
>implying water can't be just as fun to drink
You're just as bad as them if you only drink 'real beverages' like Mercury Souls
>Water
>Water 2
>Water 3
>Water 4
>WTR: Water
What the fuck
>>267608184
> Water
> Water 2
> Wat3r
> Water Kart Racing
>>267608184
>Water
>Water 2: Subtitle
>Water 3: The end of the series
>W4ter
>Water
>>267608184
Don't forget the inevitable:
>Water Redrink HD
>Not drinking carbonated water
I guess it's no surprise /v/ is filled with underage casuals who only drink from the mainstream.
>>267608231
>not Wa2r
>>267608184
you forgot
>Water: The Movie
>the glass is free
>the water is $5 per fluid ounce though
>>267608471
>live action movie adaptation of Water
Jesus fuck kill me now
>the water tastes terrible
you have to drink the water for at least 10 hours before it gets good!
>drink all the water and it makes you sick
you clearly must have liked it or why would you have drank it all?
>>267608475
> TV series based on Water
> Called "Glass"
>tfw addicted to water
End my pain
>>267608552
>people plunder water from the sea, take a sip, call it terrible then throw it back
Uh-huh, yeah this is why PC-fags rarely get water ported to their coolers
>buy water from russian reseller
>turns out to be milk
Wine glass hasno water
>>267608592
I like where this is going
Why is this thread so much better than all the other threads on /v/?
>start playing glass of watercraft in 2006
>quit in 2008 due to wrath of the ice cube
>start quenching for thirst again
>buy another drink
>take 1 sip
>already hydrated and sick of water
>go back playing cola dewty
>>267581809
>TechRaptor
This is a glass of water
>IGN
This is the best water I've ever had. Please deposit $200 in swag in the box.
>Rock Paper Shotgun
This glass of water is sexist. Comments are closed.
>Polygon
This glass should be filled with chocolate milk, not water.
>>267607506
Carbonated drinks make me feel weird.Orange juice after you brush your teeth is the shit though.
What do you play while drinking water, /v/?
>>267581809
>Microthirst releases the Kinect, a device that allows you to drink using the water inside of your body
>it is glitchy and unresponsive and has caused dehydration-based death
>>267581809
>Blizzard
>Releases 3 different kinds of unique glasses of water
>Each one is colored slightly different
>Blizzard periodically choose to make one of the glasses imbalanced
Valve
>h20.exe has stopped working
>mfw coffee is a cup exclusive
glasster race indeed
>>267608184
>Water May Dry
>Water May Dry 2
>Water May Dry 3
>Water May Dry 4
>Water may Dry
>>267611462
>they changed the color of the water
>it's fucking easier to dry, too
>>267611429
>>267611637
>poorly emulated coffee experience
>will burn your hands
>vs drinking hot beverages from a sophisticated and specifically designed vessel like you're supposed to
>>267581809
CAPCOM
>release half a glass of water
>sell you some extra water immediately after
>sell you the rest of the water bit by bit
>sell you another full glass of water and call it GALACTIC HYPER ULTIMATE GOLD edition water
>>267582219
>lets a pool full of water set for 3 years to become stale
>releases it in a new glass every year
>>267581809
every year, water processing chips get better
yet somehow, every year, game companies produce less water and it tastes worse.
>>267611817
>not wanting the versatility of a glass instead of overpriced custom shit
>being a casual who needs handles
>trusting the liquid jew
They should just ban cup plebs from this board altogether.
>>267587124
>>267612494
fuck wrong file i'm retarded
>captcha: sternest butalyg
>>267612494
I'm a bit late, but could someone tell me whats going on in this .gif. Is someone being invaded right now or something.
>Ellie, it seems like we are almost out of water.
fucking seriously?
I miss when there used to be drinking fountains at the mall in the 80's. Nowadays everyone drinks at home.
>inb4 >>>/vr/
>>267609810
>Orange juice after you brush your teeth
Literally worse than Himmler.
