>Isabelle threatened Tortimer to quit being the mayor so he fled to his island
>she's just pretending to be an eager secretary but actually she's in charge of everything
>she has the entire town fooled and eating from her paw
>Isabelle is the actual owner of your town
>you're doing nothing but wasting your bells for her own projects
>she's just waiting for the right day to slip poison in your coffee and assume full control once you're no longer useful
That's not true, she lets me pick out where I want to put stuff
>>267484839
Illusion of power.
>Implying I don't live to lick the mud off my mistress' boot.
>>267484886
Well shit, I enjoyed it. I am a bottom, tho
>>267484886
>Illusion of pawer
FTFY
>>267484781Animal Crossing is purely a village to visit when you have a nap. The whole game is a dream
>>267485030
>>267485118
>instead of getting rid of you, she might consider making you her servant slave
B-but Isabelle is too sweet and innocent to be a mastermind.
>>267485378
Appearances can deceive
we can't have these threads
>>267486248
What are you talking about?
>>267486302
furries
>>267486330
So we can't have Starfox threads?
>>267484781
I'd eat M&Ms out of her dog log exporter
>>267486418
doesn't seem like it
I'm pretty sure she's already mayor of my town, I ain't done any mayor shit in ages.
She can stand around in that dusty old office all she likes, I'm just gonna keep fishing.
>>267486248
>lol u tk him 2 da bar
Wow, when's the last time anyone said that?
>She will overthrow you and install Bill Trinen.
>>267486576
Seems like a lotta rules are just plain outdated, but they'll never be changed because laziness.
>>267484781
Was she Tortimer's assistant too? If anything, she's just using me (and was using him) as a proxy. She has all the control, but if something goes wrong, we would be the fall guys, not her. She won't kill me, but she'll send me off to the island if I try to make decisions for myself.
I read an interview with the director of the series and he said they came up with the idea when someone's child was getting bullied at school. The team created this game for children who get bullied at school or have no friends. This helps kids cope with loneliness. Friend simulator
>>267486838
No wonder /v/ loves this shit.
She took full control 4 weeks after release when I never started the game back up.
>>267486838
>a life sim game is for people who deal with loneliness
No shit, Sherlock.
>>267486838
m-maybe this game is for me then
>>267486838
>tfw social anxiety and can't talk to the villagers
>>267486824
That's the thing, once something goes wrong, all the blame falls in the one in power: you. And then she takes over.
Just as planned.
>>267487247
No, she'll just get another puppet to be the mayor. She already took over the town a long time ago, but likes ruling from the shadows. Probably has like 10 replacements all lined up after she's done with you too.
>>267487787
And all she has to do is put a happy face and pretend to be a cheery assistant
So what's Digby's role? Accomplice? Ignorant?
>implying I wouldn't just give her the town anyways and worship her
>>267488129
Pussy whipped bitch slave
Does that mean she's responsible for the Villager's moving into town in the first place?
>>267484781
Isabelle is plotting and scheming to become the real one in power.
Meanwhile the Mayor up and disappears to become a Pokemon trainer or Final Destination fighter or a lawyer defending a fucking orca.
>>267488129
Why do animal crossing fans like to paint the series as darker than it really is? Is there some humor in it?
just post the porn already
>>267488181
Lady Isabelle has no need for a useless, disposable puppet.
>>267488929
B-But
I'd be well-behaved;_;
>>267486418
I got banned once for posting a image of Fox. Got banned because "furry". So no, we can't have Star Fox threads.
>>267488651
She needs more pawns for her plans.
>>267488358
>Digby lives in fear of his sister
>he knows the moment he says anything it's game over for him
>he gets pegged every night so he remembers who's in charge
>>267488693
It started with Tom Nook being a jew
>Isabelle coming to monster hunt with you
>>267489129
>once posted a generic pic of marty as a reaction image
>3 day ban
>>267490890
>coming to Smash to help you out
>coming to MK8 to race with you
She needs to gain popularity among the Nintendo characters.
It's all of her plan to take over Nintendo and replace Iwata.
A face this cute wouldn't do me inright?
>>267492007
Those empty eyes hide pure evil
>>267488924
No dice buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIw86LC9ugo
>>267486659
Bill Trinen has no chance at overthrowing me without Grays Sports Almanac.
>>267492007
She'll suck your soul and turn you into a mindless drone once she's done with you
>>267493559
I wouldn't mind having my soul sucked by her.
>AC x Ace Attorney crossover
>The mayor has been accused of murdering a fellow villager
>Isabelle comes to Phoenix asking him to defend you
>eventually find out it was Isabelle's plan to get rid of you
>her plan backfires and she's found guilty
What would Isabelle's breakdown be?
I can live with that being a mayor sucks, I wanna go catch bugs.
She might be controlling but she falls for your character because of how nice you are.
>>267494210
She's shaped like a bag of belles, so probably something relating to that. The neat bow in her hair would come undone and her hair would be messy like an open bag.
>>267493559
Jokes on her, my soul was already sucked by my dead end job.
Hey whats going on this thread?
>>267494502
>bow snaps, hair goes down
>evil Dahlia-like stare
>she grabs her ears and starts pulling them
>"I... I... had the perfect plan! [Town name] was supposed to be MINE! I made it what it is now! And you... you stupid mayor, all I had to do was get rid of you! It was MY town! It was MY dream! But you... you..."
>"I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>she pulls her ears so hard she pulls some hair off with her paws and slams her face against the stand
>>267494975
Fuck off Bill, you moved to Rosalina.
>>267494494
So much autism over a single dialog of giving her a damn seashell
>>267496298
You gotta admit though; for being an animal, that is pretty cute.
>>267496534
Hey, I'd fuck her doggy ass like any sane person but it's just too much weebshit in that pic
>>267494975
Go away
>>267484781
>eating from her paw
oooooooooooh anon new fetish
>evil mastermind
Fuck, if only
>>267497014
>weeb shit
No, the phrase you're looking for is overly emotional dramatic romance shit.
Where did you get the idea that only jap shit has that in it?
Have you never even HEARD of the romantic comedy genre?
Western women love garbage like this too.
>>267500313
Whatever
>overly humanized
To the trash it goes. I like them original size
>>267494210
>having witnesses like Sable and Tom Nook
Sign me up
