We can already make our manion virtually
http://store.steampowered.com/app/266430/
>>267484520
>/v/
>mansion
A dilapidated warehouse is more likely
>>267488214
I'd be up for buying an abandoned warehouse for cheap and converting it into something of the sorts.
>>267484520
I couldn't live with you slobs for even a day. I love you all but I have absolutely zero intention of ever meeting any of you IRL.
>>267488280
Not gonna lie, I would as well.
>>267488504
They're quite cheap too. Just waiting to win the lottery and convert it into 1/2 flats 1/2 /v/ mansion.
Fucking donating lottery winnings to charity, what have poor starving children in Africa ever done for me?
Oh wow, it smells like piss and shit in here.
>everyone is throwing shit at each other
I left my Super Nintendo there one night and it smelled like dick the next day. Never again.
guys who ate all of my frosties?
and don't try telling me it were the souls faggots again, I'm never setting foor in that basement again
>>267484520
>at /v/ mansion
>playing some Timesplitters 2 and drinking beer
>some hungry skeleton makes his way over
>screams "WATER ONLY!" and tries to slap the beer out of my hand
>the slap breaks his wrist
>i get sued
Fuck the /v/ mansion!
Nice video games thread OP.
>>267489118
>Fucking donating lottery winnings to charity, what have poor starving children in Africa ever done for me?
I like your way of thinking.
>>267488280
>>267488504
>>267489118
I already did.
Its cold and there are a lot of spiders.
You do not want to halfass this.
>>267491025
Literally all they ever did was provide material for charities to guilt trip us into signing their paycheques.
>>267491221
That's why I said lottery. I buy it, I hire some guys, they do it for me, I play video games.
WHO THE FUCK IS CLOGGING ALL THE TOILETS?!
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS, COULD YOU AT LEAST PLUGGER AFTER USE?? YOU KNOW, THAT STICK WITH THE RED END NEXT TO DRIED TOILET PAPER PIECES OF SHIT? IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT I HAVE RESORTED TO SHITTING IN THE BATH TUBS AND PISSING IN BOTTLES.
GODDAMN YOU FILTHY MOUTH-BREATHING RETARDS. IM GOING BACK TO MY MOM'S NEXT WEEK
who the heck shat all down the stairs
Already guys, I'll be cooking for tonight.
How do you want your steak?
>>267491469
well done with a lot of ketchup
>Why is there spaghetti on the floor?
>Why does it smell like shit everywhere?
>why is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o playing all the time?
>Why am I here?
>Why is no one talking about video games?
>Why are there fat guys in dresses everywhere?
>What did i do to deserve this?
LIQUIDDDDDDD
Who of you madman will lay down on the floor?
>>267491469
>anything other thank milksteak with jellybeans
>>267484520
Can we invite /a/?
>>267491469
I want it well done, obviously.
>>267492026
come to the 3rd floor man, we hardly have any shit lying around and people have their private bathrooms
only thing that could be considered bad is the neverending bon jovi loop
>at the /v/ mansion
>everybody is too shy and just plays vidya/browse 4chan in their room all day
>>267492437
No, why would we do that?
>>267492657
>everyone starves because they're afraid they'll run into another human being on their way to the kitchen
>>267492657
More like everyone would just be sucking each other's dicks since we have so many fags here.
>>267492760
>tfw last man standing since I claimed the kitchen
>>267484520
>>267492760
>implying we won't survive of of our constantly spilling spaghetti
>>267492437
Yes. We need traps desperately.
The ones here is so used up their boypussies are the size of the fucking sun.
>get to /v/ mansion
>its all weebs playing console games and shitty VN's on PC
>anime waifu posters everywhere
goddamnit, /v/ mansion would be so shit in reality,
but the idea of it is so fucking cool i just don't get it
>open door
>see this
wat do
>>267492437
But /v/ is basically 50% /a/
>>267484520
>that guy who's mom comes every few days to do washing, drop off food and cookthat would be mine. god damn it mom ;-;
I feel like I'd be catching a lot of you making out every day.
>>267493069
its 50% /a/
and 50% pure hatred for anything japanese
>go to /v/ mansion
>go to PC gaming corner
>everyone watching some twitch stream, playing LoL and with Speccy open, each with it's own display
when will they ever learn
>>267492926
How would we spill spaghetti if we never talk to anyone?
>>267493040
>New Objective
Run
>>267493107
the fact that your mom brings us homemade lasagna is the only reason we tolerate your ass in this place.
be grateful you shitter.
she told me she wishes i was her son when you weren't in the room
>>267491469
boiled please
>>267493040
>skirt first
amateur
>>267493107
>everyone tries to /ss/ with her
>>267493245
>>267493107
in my first year of uni there was some faggot whos mum would come every 2 weeks to do his washing and had groceries delivered every few days
>>267493194
>go to /v/ mansion
>go to PC gaming corner
>everyone staring at the walls and floor
more like this...
>>267493203
The possibility of meeting someone would be enough to cause mass spillings
>everyone is peeing with their pants all the way down
It makes no fucking difference
>go into the steam room
>it's full of sissy white boys
>a few guys just want other friends to play games with
>>267484520
>fags constantly accuse you of being from the reddit ritz or the tumblr tower
>piss bottles scattered all over the place
>kitchen is stocked with nothing but mtn dew, doritos and hot pockets
>showers remain unused
>constant Gachimuchi playing all full volume
>Aniki makes weekly visits to wrestle with the best of us
>want to do my laundry
>waiting line for washing machine is 1 week long
Can't you faggots wash all your fursuits in 1 washing cycle? Why is it necessary to wash them separately?
so is there a way we could actually do this sort of thing?
like with cameras set up for people that aren't in the mansion to stream?i just want to live with some cool guys and play vidya
>skeletons in skirts keep trying to get me to fuck them
Has it improved since? Heard people stopped bringing as many dragon dildos.
>no one plays vidya
>everybody just mashes their heads into the wall and yell "ayy le epic lmao :^)"
>>267493926
Everyone would just act shy and keep to their own rooms
Thread theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo
>Bunch of neets actually suggesting this be a thing
Get a life douchetards
>>267494004
>they all just say they're funposting when asked what the fuck they're doing
>>267493926
Same brah. I swear the day I make a mint and/or win the lottery, ima make this a reality.A man can dream, right?
>chillin' in the mansion
>someone yells down the hallway
>"MGS2 is the best one in the series"
>chaos ensues
>people are doing cheap imitations of CQC in the hallways.
>>267493926
>cool guys
Are we on the same website?
Not gonna lie, a /v/ mansion would be fun as fuck. The mansion network would be outfitted with a NAS to store games and such on, to reduce internet load (people would transfer games from the NAS instead of downloading them, so only one person would need to download the game.) LAN play all day every day.
We'd make a game development company and use the mansion as our office for tax deductions. Our living area would be nearby but not connected (necessary for tax purposes.)
Our screening process for mansion members would be dual purpose -- we'd also be hiring people. We'd require some small criteria like being able to do something involving game development. We'd pay people with the sales of the games and charge rent below those wages to ensure some income for everyone as well as income for us, which we'd use to pay for the mansion, it's property, etc. Any excess would go to game development or mansion improvement/expansion. Mansion gaming tournaments would decide some budget decisions. We'd also use a mansion-exclusive currency for paying for food and such, which you'd earn either via gaming or chores around the mansion.
We could buy some land somewhere in the US uninhabited country side, on fertile soil. We'd use a portion of the land for a farm to grow food and cut down on expenses, some of which we'd sell to pay for internet cost or just straight up eat to lower cost of food.
During the winter, rather than paying to heat the entire mansion, we'd vent hot air only into occupied areas.
We'd have a mansion court whereby if someone is discovered to have clogged a toilet and left it, or something similar, a jury would decide their fate. They might have to grind someone's character in an MMO to a certain level, be fined mansion money, etc.
>>267494234
Nah, we'd all get to know each other eventually. It'd be alright. We'd have a real community.
>>267492295
Kek I just watched that episode.
>>267495256
>everyone starts rubbing talcum powder on their faces while singing Nuclear
>>267495397
Dude, calm your autism
>>267495286
im not talking normalfags
im talking guys to play some games with
>thinking people like blueglass aren't cool
>>267495397
>being so autistic you enter a time portal and become charles dickens
>some guys walks through the door
>I love Reisen
>>267495397
>eventually we make enough money to expand
>the /v/ mansion evolves into the /v/illage
>village-wide network and free internet
>low rent because it's technically all employee housing
>become a government recognized community
>offer safe harbor to /v/irgin NEETs kicked out by their parents (finally)
>free vidya development lessons to integrate said NEETs into the community
i want it
>>267495664
Will he ever manage to finish an Ecco run without cheating?
>>267484520
"WHO ATE MY FUCKING PIZZA I SWEAR TO GOD YOU SHITS"
I can't fucking stand it anymore. Someone needs to gag the Dark Souls players at night, I can't fucking sleep with all the damn screaming.
>>267493292
>not skirt first
You put on your top after that you fucking idiot.
But you put on bra before skirt.
>>267496369gitgud
>>267496341
FUCK YOU IT WAS IN MY ROOM
THAT MAKES IT MINE BY RIGHT
>>267496436
You put your fucking top under the skirt.
And thats a whole step you don't have to do when you put on the top first, then the skirt.
>>267496369
>DaS players roll into their beds
>curious as to why they always sound like they're in agony at night
>hold my ears against their door, its about 4am now
>all i hear is someone silently muttering "gud night"
>>267495397
That's pretty good.
The notion of mansion-specific economy tickles my fancy.
Well done.
Who the fuck keeps welding my door?
Thanks for the free dosh though.
>/v/ hasn't started a kickstarter or crowfunding for a /v/ mansion
Fuck you guys
>>267496085
>Fast forward a year
>/v/illiage had become a ci/v/ic central for all NEETS
>develop blockbuster games
>use profits to buy wind turbines and solar panels
>eventually the community becomes so large they have to expand
>/v/idyaopolis is recognized as an official US city or some shit
>eventually some sperglord creates their own currency
>become official currency of /v/ city
>the US economy crashes
>every news network is talking about how to fix the '/v/ problem'
>talk of a hostile takeover
>eventually most of the military defects to /v/ nation
>the USA is now completely turned
>>267496921
>wishes it doesn't happen because i know i won't get in
chances are you have to be living on the west or east coast of US
>>267496746
Honestly that entirely depends on the clothing you're putting on.
And normal girl clothing you should be putting on skirt first for convenience.
>>267497036
Naw man, we'd just buy some huge island and move there before that would happen.
>>267497036
>/v/idyaopolis military
>make sure every soldier remembers the basics of CQC
>conquer the world
>>267492269
Well, every inch of our floor is covered in shit and/or cum.
So yeah, someone will probably be into it.
Reminder that you would be sharing the /v/ mansion with these poeple
>Ugh, some PLEB is actually playing a game in only 80fps. Ffs, play it like me on 144fps. Jesus, the fags I live with. Anyone see my Sunday Fedora by the way?
Can someone explain what a boypussy is
it would probably turn into a fistfight really quickly
which would be hilarious
>>267496921
>wanting to live with /v/ culture spouting autists
Think about it for a second, god damn.
>>267496341
Hand over the pizza
>>267497036
>laws decided by vidya tournaments
>positions in office are decided by vidya tournaments
>politicians are the best gamers in the country
>all jews are deported
>a new tax bracket is made exclusively for EA
>it's taxed so heavily that they can't operate in the US anymore
>loses their audience and shuts down
>>267497316
They all look like a cool bunch, to be honest.
>>267497547
FUCK YOU NIGGA I WANT MY PIZZA
>>267497547
Get out of here, trap. Everyone knows you have a dick.
>>267497316
>the unconfortable faces of the femanons
>>267488280
I always think of Lost Girl's house that Bo lives in.
I wish I could do that shit. Looks so awesome.
>>267497316
Crocks are a sure sign of Autism.
>>267495256
>someone else is stealthing down the corridor in a tiger camo suit avoiding the punch-ups and the blood curdling screams of "ITS 2DEEP4U".
Meanwhile at the /v/ office...
>>267497840
ayy camarada
>>267497036
>we have our own metal gear.Equipped with baseballs
>>267498147ayy nojoda
>>267498057
Sir, our latest figures from the previous quarter show that shitposting is up 50% and annual profits from passes are down 10%. This is likely due to new competitors in the market.
>>267497316
I would totally a Trish though.
>>267498179
>>267497036
>/v/ medics invent the strenght dose of power
>>267498057
So basically EA headquarters?
>>267493695
>one alpha guy hitting on all the sissies
>it would bemy bf
>he plays his vidya while the sissies take turns sucking his dick under the desk
>sometimes he plays console games withme on his lap, bouncing on his dick to keep him entertained
>>267498263
she's quite thedish
>>267498057
Why do we have to wear green and purple uniforms
>>267498360
>me on his lap, bouncing on his dick to keep him entertained
Wouldn't the vidya be doing that?
You fuckingfaggot
>furfags, traps, autists and children everywhere
Thanks, but no.
>enter ps4 room
>its just a empty warehouse
>>267484520
>nobody's smeared shit all over the walls
That's obviously not the /v/ mansion.
>>267498473
Not if he's playing on consoles.
>>267497840
I don't know what they expected
>>267498487
Come hang out in the backyard, gigantic faggots are afraid to go outside. We'll cook some shit over an open fire, play vidya on a tv attached to a generator and play music.
>>267496914
>a /v/ mansion cash shop is added
>it's a site on the network where you can spend mansion money to buy food and stuff
>anon makes/gets food, brings it to you, you give them the money
>also used for things like laundry and whatever else is requested
>there's also a /v/ mansion marketplace site for buying whatever goods people make (like a pie they're known for making or something, or drawfag stuff)
>>267498582
Why not have sex instead?
>>267498392
Nice pun!
Ba dumtish!
I'd happily work as /v/ mansion sysadmin
We're going to need a hell of a lot of bandwidth and infrastructure.
>enter v mansion
>constant sound in the air
>subtle at first
>grows the longer you stay
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>its the sound of pc gamers playing ffxiii
>>267497316
>2 asian girls
>1 petite, pale redhead
/v/ has delicous girls
>>267498743
Why do one thing when we could be doing both?
>Walk in big living room with a bowl of chips in hand
>Pal just got bloodborne on his ps4. Gonna watch dat shit
>20 minutes in suddenly feel something on my neck
>Some guy from the PC gang crouched behind the sofa watching the screen.
>Clap hands together and tell him to scram.
>Whimpers away to the rest his PC friends
I mean the guy could just come sit down with us. Why is he so weird?
>>267491576
>>267492470
www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4
>>267497316
why there aren't black people on the photo?
>>267498719
I know right?
>>267498624
Fuck yeah. Grill some steaks and let's play 2p contra. Make an extra one, we can trade it for something.
UNGA BUNGA
ROCKSTATION HAS NO ROCKS
>>267498856
If you focus more attention on the sex then... I dunno. Why waste time playing on a console when sex.
At most, suck his cock while he plays PC games.
>>267498819
>Enter v mansion
>Listen to the sound of console gamers playing their exclusives
>Silence
>>267498986
Hope you don't mind the STALKERfags hanging out around there though, but they bring alcohol and guitars and meat from some unknown source.
Everytime I think about the /v/ mansion, I can't help myself but think of a somewhat real life SS13.
>>267498898
Bloodborne isn't out man. Are you ok?Did someone give you purple and green pills?
>>267499142
It's cool, I don't mind the tunes. I think it's weird that they keep saying the same things in russian over and over again, though. Something about a cheeky beak.
>>267498971
they only play fightan games
valve doesn't make fightan games
That'll be 19.99 plus tip
>>267499063
Touche.
>Enter the Dragon's Dogma room
>It's full of grown men dressed as lolis
>They're worshiping a crudely made statue of Grigori
>The floor is covered with used dragon dildos of all sizes
>>267484520
Why the fuck we don't make a /v/ mansion? Would be nice and we could have fun and invite traps over for fucking, wake up to go to the kitchen just to talk vidya, have Thanksgiving together. Christmas and Halloween together.
Valentines day together :3
And other fun stuff.
Shit would be a blast
>>267499063
>Enter v mansion
>Listen to the sound of console gamers playing their exclusives
>Silence
>Clearly they are enjoying their games
>Listen to the sound of PC gamers playing their exclusives
>whining, weeping and farting in equal measure
>>267488214
hello, newfried! please lurk more before posting!
>>267491330
>>267489118
Please anon, do no actually go waste money on the lottery
All day and most of the night i hear them, pounding out my door, trying to get in. Taunting me, telling me they just want to see my ecchi collection, but I know better. It's been several months since they tricked the last one of us out of the room. Poor short bastard didn't stand a chance. The barricade is holding, and every night at 3:58 am I go to the kitchen to get something to eat. They are far too distracted with the pudding to notice me sneaking away with some doritos.
>>267498971
Valve doesn't make JRPGs or Fighting games.
>>267491469
well done
ketchup as my condiment
>>267499396
>:3
Not going to do that with you, sorry.
>>267499396
Because I actually don't want to live with people from /v/.
>>267499396
>valentines day
Literally would have sex with so many sissies.
"I have a package here for an 'Anon' from Bad Dragon."
>>267499463
Nah, I only play when I wint
>>267489118
well they contracted ebola and started killing themselves off to make u happy for one!
There's a chip in the outer wall. Can someone go fix it?
>>267499641
I think that one's mine guys.
>literally ordering cheese pizza every single fucking day
>>267499642
Did you mean to say "want" or "win"?
Either way don't bother. I never spent money on that shit and never will, you're better off putting some effort into something.
>>267499396
>nice
>fun
>talk vidya
Where do you think you are?
>>267499785
I have a small impulse for gambling. The tension of going "oh my I might actually win this" is worth the £1. Also I meant to say "win"
>>267499860
Lottery isn't gambling.
>>267499769
A chip?
>>267499780
>mfw murricans call Mozzarella cheese
>>267499905
Depends on your definition of gambling, Anon.
>>267499769
I tried but I heard footsteps, wondered what the noise was, and then woke up back indoors.
>>267499905
Whatever you want to call it.
I don't even do it often, it's usually something I get every so often when I'm at the off licence getting something else because fuck it why not.
>>267499396
I want /v/ mansion but for fuck sake, if you're going to fuck a trap then do it somewhere private.
>>267499317
>tip
>>267500050
He's right.
Gambling is cards, slots, and anything else that can be won by knowing something instead of pure luck. If you can play cards right, you can win. If you know the slots repeating combination you can win.
Lottery is lottery, and is based on pure luck.
>>267500079
>not banging a trap up his tight butt in the middle of the living room
>>267500036
mozzarella is cheese you idiot
and a "mozzarella pizza" is a white pizza
cheese pizza is just a normal pizza without any topping other than cheese and tomato sauce.
>implying you know shit about pizza
>not american
nigger im from upstate new york where pizza is held to a bitchin standard
>>267500258
>getting kicked out of /v/ mansion
>>267500076
I love gambling myself. I do it always in vidya and shit.
But in real life? I placed it in the bullshit folder together with religion and diet coke.
Still, it's ok if you do it every so often. Just keep in mind that if you put the money you spent in a jar instead of wasting it you'd have some sweet cash
>>267500069
some faggot always leaves his boxes out there too
i swear you guys aren't sneaky at all throwing your shit out back
>>267500258
/me not making him wear a skirt and no panties, and having him sit on your lap so you can stealthily buttfuck him while playing vidya with your bros
>>267500427
>he seriously thinks most of /v/ wouldnt watch and fap
>>267500507
thatismyfetish
>>267500507
I have no idea how I fucked up this badly.
>>267500347
>mozzarella is cheese
I never said it wasn't, but saying "I want pizza with cheese" here in Italy is plain fucking retarded.
There's a thousand different types of cheeses. It's like someone goes to buy a car and says "I want one with 4 wheels". It's not a wrong statement by any means, but it's too generic
>new york pizza
Fucking please
>>267495397
>if someone is discovered to have clogged a toilet and left it
It takes less than 5 minutes to unclog a toilet (assuming it's excrement in there). Get a bucket of some kind (those one gallon ice-cream buckets work nice), hot water from tub and dishwashing liquid.
Warm up the bowl by pouring some hot water in. Next put some dishwashing liquid (not too much) into your bucket with hot water, pour into bowl and use plunger.
Repeat until clear. Most times you won't even need the dishwashing liquid.
Wasn't someone going to buy an abandoned missile silo and make it into a mansion?
Trap here. If there was a /v/ mansion I wouldn't mind living there with bros and getting surrounded by dicks daily.
Shit would be cash.
>>267500629
>he thinks italian pizza is better than new york pizza
it is the best in the world, its a fact at this point
>>267500663
Or just use a plunger
>>267500432
Yeah but fuck it. A bit of loose change never hurt my feelings. Reminds of me of that dude who said "If I had all the money I spend on drink I'd spend it all on drink."
I do like some poker myself though.
Here's the PS4 games storage
>>267484520
Why don't we get a large warehouse or prison and convert it to a real /v/ mansion? Rotate duties between everyone, would be fun as fuck.
Hopefully some femanons come along as well, bring some of /a/.
you realise that if this actually happened then it would basically be a cult
>>267500859
>"If I had all the money I spend on drink I'd spend it all on drink."
If I had all the money I spent*
Fuck this flu.
>>267500730
>tfw used to live near ny and could get ny pizza any time I wanted
>live in the ohio now
>all they have is shit chains
it literally hurts
>>267500726
You and me, sister.
Relevant
>>267501076
We'd have to limit the number of Nvidia graphics cards/
>>267500921
Fuck /a/ they suck. They should make a /a/sshole mansion if they want. But don't bring weebfactory into my /v/
I'm pretty sure this is relevant.
>>267500730
I've been to new york and tasted your pizzas.
They make the bread way too thick. You guys have no idea how to keep the bread-to-other-shit ratio
Despite that I'll admit it was very good. Nothing like what you eat here, though.
And I'm not talking Naples or any other stereotypically famous place.
Take Tuscany for example: any restaurant with an actual fireplace will beat all the new york ovens any day of the week
If you haven't tried real italian pizza yet, you're missing a lot
>wanting to live with a bunch of fat, neckbearded sociopaths
All the people saying they'd do this aren't really being serious, right?
>Try to talk about X-COM
>Entire mansion erupts into a furious chorus of ''AYY LMAO!''
>Everyone goes deaf
>Single Anon walks in with a gun, shoots in random directs, shits his pants, primes a grenade and blows himself up like a retard
>Everyone starts to scream ''FUCKING ROOKIES''
>>267500248
>If you know the slots repeating combination you can win.
Slots don't repeat. They are a game of chance.
>>267495604
>not rubbing doritos
>>267501283
I'm not an expert by any means, but there's a cafe that I go to regularly, and sometimes I see these asian guys entering with a lot of cash and exiting with even more. Always in the late evening.
One day I was eating with a friend, and a guy (not asian) got real mad with the lady that owns the bar. He said something like "I fucking told you not to let anybody play these slots yesterday"
I have no idea, man
>>267501248
>fat, neckbearded sociopaths
Actually the majority of /v/ is quite normal.
The neckbeards are only about 10% of the /v/ population, despite popular belief
>>267501691
>This is what normalfags believe
>>267501585
They must have watched Kaiji.
>>267498057
FUCK, HANK CAME IN THE COFFEE AGAIN
why doesnt someone take the initiative and make this happen? Oh yeah because /v/ is full of beta fucks.
Also
http://strawpoll.me/2765140
i bet barely anyone would go
>>267501204
not that guy but you just made me more excited to come to Italy this christmas
Ive already got everything ready, too. Hopefully you niggers are cool
Someone called a doctor?
>>267501691
This summer lasted longer than the last.
>>267501973
Summer never ends.
>>267501283
No, they run in a set sequence, definitely true of the older ones, not sure about more modern machines
>>267501967
Actual doctor here; I wouldn't mind doctoring doctor things in /v/ mansion.
>>267501691
>this is what neckbeards want to believe
>>267502019
Thats not true
>>267501973
Why did newfags adopt this meme anyways?
WHO THE FUCK used my fleshlight and wasn't even decent enough to clean it afterwards?
Jesus Christ, guys.
>>267502083
Well, only about 10% of the posts I see here are seem posted by drooling retards.
The rest are either okay or pretty intelligent. Even if they want to get a rise out of others.
Why do we underestimate ourselves so much?
>>267502046
>"DOC I GOT ANOTHER DRAGON DILDO STUCK IN MY EAR AGAIN"
>>267502090
>>267502046
Are you willing to give people their daily doses no matter what?
>>267502194
I imagine the /v/ mansion to have fleshlight dispensers with monitors built into them placed every three feet of any hallway
>>267501930
I'd definitely go. /v/ loves traps. And I wouldn't mind going if it meant I got treated like a true sissy.
>>267502287
Oh right, so they can fit in
>the walls are always covered with loss edits pinned to every inch of the house
>>267502307
My body is ready.
I was going to put this on the fridge, but there's no room with all the waifu pictures on it. A U.N investigator is coming by today to confirm that we are not a health risk to everyone within a 50 mile radius (fucking clean the H-games wing god damnit) and that we are not building a Metal Gear. Hide the Metal Gear under some coats and be on your best behavior. The guy's name is Scull Phace. Please don't fuck this up guys.
>>267501930
Because eventually a neckbeard with a fedora would come with a couple of guns and shoot everybody before offing himself?
>"Corpses found in abandoned mansion at the edge of the city, police suspects sex suicide cult"
God forbid we have the mansion in the US.
>>267502394
That's pretty hilarious.
>>267502392
Hot.I would do so many bad things to you.
>>267502626
Fuck the US, I vote the Netherlands.
>>267502394
Fuck I wanna join that group. I'm not even gay. Being ginger, I'd probably fit in too.
>>267502341
just get somebody from /g/ to setup a bunch of 3D printers for all our lewd needs.
>another day at the /v/ mansion
>the toilet's clogged up again
>someone converted all the plungers into wooden dildos
>go to complain
>everybody just says to "git gud"
>>267502845
And what do we pay them with?
>Day 40 at the /V mansion
>Grab a cold pizza slice from the fridge
>As I close the fridge door, on the other side is some guy staring at me with hatred I have not seen with my waking eye
>"Stop right there criminal scum!"
>>267502784
I wouldn't mind dressing up as your favorite /v/idya girl and getting fucked silly.
>>267502845
Why does she have bottles of coca-cola on her waist?
guys, /a/ and /c/ covered the lawn in panties again
>>267503186
I'd force you over the bed and fill you up with cum daily if you dressed up as any girl.
>>267503117
Free beers, I hear it's what they like.
I own a camera and have editing experience, we could make lods of dosh running a web reality show.
>>267503308
>tfw I can't find people like you in Craigslist
It's always nsa. It's always just one night.
I love cock and looking girly for a guy. It's not the same when I do it alone. Goddammit /v/ make a mansion.
Guys, can we take a bit of time to imagine what would actually happen?I think it would be very hard to break the ice with each other, and we'd end up just playing vidya either a lone or with 1/2 friends in different cornersIt would all be very embarrassing since what makes this website special is that nobody has an identity
>>267500684
what happened there?
>>267503238
smoke grenades
>>267503459
>I own a camera and have editing experience
whoa shit dude, high fucking status right there
>>267503567
Sadly I'm only a 6/10, 6.5 at a push.
Though I bet I'd be way above average by /v/ standards, so I'd gladly pin you down on your back and lift your legs over my shoulders before railing your sissy ass.
>>267488214
That would be a nice venue for videogames, actually.
