>Dad walks in
>Are ya winning son?
>Y-yeah.
>>267461721
>mocks your choice of senran
Inb4 are ya winnin
So what? How can he see small screen of handheld console?
>>267461721
> I still think you are secretly gay.
>Dad walks in
>>267461721
>dad walks in while playing Dragon's Crown a while back
>Elf, Sorc, and Amazon all on screen at once
>"that one with the axe has a nice butt"
>walks away
>>267462089
Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy
>dad walks in
Josuke is the best girl
>>267462265
don't make me replay this game, man...
>>267461721
he has been walking into your faggot games for over 4 years. it's nothing special. he knows you're a faggot.
>>267461721
>dad walks in
>>267461721
"Dad, why are you in my apt? I thought Mom took you car keys away after you got busted for possession."
>>267462265
What game is this?
Google only gives people singing.
>>267462904
learn2weeb
>Playing FFX
>Dad walks in
>legit right as this scene is starting
>thinking to self "please don't be something gay, please don't be something gay, please don't be something gay, "
>Gayest scene of all of FFX plays out
>Dad just says "uh huh" and leaves
>still hurts to think about it
Fuck you Square
>>267462019
lold
>>267462265
>magic away her clothes for lewd gear
>look all embarrassed and vunrable
>living with your parents
do weeb parents exist?
I mean do they get mad when their kids just play fifa or cod
>>267463460
Why would weeb parents hate cod or fifa?
>>267463460
If I was a parent I'd beat my child if I caught him with COD or Madden
>>267463460
I know my sister's friends named their kid Sasuke... they're both gingers.
>>267463562
>hating Madden
Faggot. I bet you are euroscum
>>267461721
Why isn't this game GOTY?
>>267463565
Go back to philosophy board.
>>267461721
>little sister walks in
>>267463606
Nah I'm US. Just don't think EA deserves money.
>>267462904
Ar Tonelico 3
>>267463654
We have a philosophy board?
>>267462265
GOTY.
>>267463681
That's true. Microtransactions and yearly releases. But the game still is pretty good.
>>267463727
Thanks.
>>267463128
that scene almost made me stop playing. I really like the battle system in that one but fucking a, that game has like the worst story of all of them. or at least the worst characters.
>>267463626
because it's jap only at the moment and nintendo consoles are regionlocked
>>267463292
She supposedly "hates striping".
>>267463763
Maybe /lit/ or /sci/?
>>267462265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L79AzmlQy8
>>267463797
Enjoy your dad.
>>267463658
>flat form
>>267465029
>>267463562
>>267464052
/lit/
>>267463406
fuck off boomer
>dad walks inno I don't know the sourceit's a guy?
>>267466746
That's a man.
>>267466746
Yeah, it's a trap.
>>267466746
You fucking what
>>267466746
>>267466746
what the fuck man
is this what has become of video games?
>>267466984
Storing an arrow in >her anus.
What's not to get?
>>267466746
>>267462019
>dad walks in
>>267466746
>>267466746
needs more sauce
>>267466746
Looks like the same artist as Futarino Tobari.
It might be called "Miro in the Magic Mirror World -Magical Girl's Erotic Ceremony-"
>>267466746
>>267467318
It's Seshi Knight Millcream
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=801489
>>267467414
time to fap
>>267467414
Jokes on you, i archive searched it and found a subbed torrent before you posted that.
>>267466746
Why the fuck does it have to be a guy
>>267467414
based
>>267467510
Because traps are superior.
>>267467414
This a game, VN, or what.
>>267467510
Why not?
>>267467630
I can't fap to traps
>>267467510
What are you fucking gay?
You don;t like guys Mr.Gay boy?
don't like dick ya homosexual faggot?
It's like you aren't into man ass you heathenish degenerate lala man.
>>267467603
It's just a 3D animation, the .wmv should be a hint.
>>267467661
What are you, gay?
>>267467661
>not seeing it as DFC / Futa
>not being a little bi and treating yourself once in a while
>not being a big guy
>intentionally doing badly
>dad walks in
>>267466746
>feel good about myself for deleting my massive trap and bestiality folders containing rare and valuable specimens
>see this
>dad walks in
>>267467825
Text only, nigerian.
Unless he has eagle vision I doubt you were busted.
>>267467664
>>267467692
>>267467732
I can fap to most things but not futa or traps,eggs and impregnation mainly.
Could be due to the fact that I once had to share an apartment with a person who had two genders, looked like a man but was basically a women.they're all batshit insane
>>267467971
that inst text only.
That or people faked screenshots for no reason
>>267468063
It's a text game with only lewd in context pictures that only pop up when you examine something.
>>267467971
Newer versions have body pictures that show your hair color, makeup, breast size, hip size, anal gape and status of being covered in cum.
>>267468202
and it has pictures showing what parts of your body look like on the right hand side next to the text area
>>267467689
Ah, should have seen and figured that. Thank you for the answer nonetheless.
>>267463658
>flat form
>>267463128
I was thinking of replaying FFX.
Can you skip cutscenes in the PAL/International version?
>>267467414
Is it good though?
>>267467068
It's obviously from a hentai animation you baka
>>267466746
>already watched futari no tobari and miro
>see this
Holy fucking shit there's more!?
>>267467931
I'm proud of ya, son
>dad walks in
>>267469191
fuck off you leddit faggot
>>267463460in DR2, Gundham Tanaka's parents were ultra weebs. he isn't very fond of them
>/v/ - dick hungry mansluts
>>267467492
link pls
>>267468696
no idea but the description sounds great
>* A magical girl who is really a guy!? Millcream confronts Luna the succubus.
At the end of the battle wait defeat, training and submission.
The hunted magical girl is attacked by the succubus with teasing, insects, tentacles and pleasure.
>Will Millcream fall and become a female pig when an insects lays its eggs in her bowels!?
>* Insects, tentacles, egg laying, urethra torture, humiliation play, fellatio, urination, ejaculation, sex, insemination,
anal, restraint, ejaculation control, turning into a hermaphrodite (Luna).
>>267469427
It's literally in the post he replied to.
>>267469491
ok sorry haven't checked it cause we got some visitors.
>>267469428
See, i was just downloading it before.
Now I'm downloading it LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD.the difference is purely nominal
>>267463658
What game?
Please anon, Google reverse image search wasn't enough.
>>267466746
>>267462805
What game is this.
>>267470332
Super Mario 3D World
>>267470332
boku no never coming out here
>>267470332
Senran Kagura Bon Appetit.
>>267470506
>>267470493
I could see XSeed bringing that over here.
>>267470571
They are. It was announced alongside SV at E3.
>>267470616
Based XSeed.
>>267470571
They are along with Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus.
>>267467931
fuaaark
>>267470571
they are, but aren't the censoring it or something? I seem to remember reading something like this
>>267469684
Magical Battle Festa.
>>267470807
the only thing that's getting censored is the ages of the girls from their bios, everything else is the same.
>>267470807
They couldn't let the age descriptors through.
>>267471025
>>267471031
works for me, I'll still know they're loli in my heart
>>267463128
God, that's not even that bad, in the grand scheme of things.
It could've been this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xP8f_ONSoA
That's what happened to me.
Or, god forbid, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2e4_XChGwA
>>267471025
Why is this shit on a handheld instead of a console or PC?
>>267471219
Japan, go figure. At least Estival Versus is getting a PS4/Vita release.
>>267471175
They're not lolis, can't you see their tits? Even Murai has tits until SK2 where the devs finally got their shit together and made her DFC.
>>267467205
>dad walks in on me playing MGS2
>Raiden naked
>get sent to a "pray away the gay" camp for the next five summers
>haven't played a metal gear solid game since
>the entire jewish population walks in
I know this is kinda low powerlevel when compared to some of the shit here, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1347qi2EFWsno fucks given
>>267466746
>>267462834
Who the fuck verbally calls their apartment an 'apt'?
>>267463292
>vunrable
>>267471872
>tfw no Third Reich anime
I'd watch a japanese take on Hitler and the second world war with pantsu-on-head retarded plot and all the major historical characters behaving anime-style
>>267461721
I hate these kind of threads, my parents are divorced and my mom don't give a fuck for what I do.
>>267466746
That looks extremely painful.
>>267473453
For you.
>>267473495
>>267471363
Katsu should be freaking out in that picture.
She can dish it but can't take it.
>>267467992
>eggs and impregnation mainly
Hey, good news!
>>267469428
>>267473724
Only in the anime OVA.
The same anime that mashes the Hanzo/Hebijo storylines of Burst and tries to find a middle ground.It also completely wrecked muh waifu's great backstory
>>267474080It also happens in shinovi versus when hikage talks about groping her.
>>267474723I stand corrected.She's still getting groped, though.
>>267474776and she turns into puddy in hikage's hands too
>>267474953I like what I'm hearing.Physical edition can't come soon enoughAnd neither can I
>Brother walks in
>I kill three guys in a row in Counter-Strike
>"Holy shit they suck"
>Brother leaves
Welp.
>>267463128
People don't realize that scene was SUPPOSED to convey forced laughter?
They weren't actually ha-ha laughing. The laughter was therapeutic even if it wasn't genuine laughter.
Am I missing something here?
>>267476649
You're missing that this still makes it cringe as fuck. Cringe is still cringe even if it's on purpose.
>>267463128
>playing squeenix game
>not expecting gay
>>267464052
definitely /lit/. /sci/ is for science, not sitting around and playing "what if" scenarios.
>grandma walks in
>>267477774
Your grandmother looks like she has breast cancer, if they're that large.
>>267477774
Nice cyborg.
>>267462089
you dad like the zon over Sorc? you dad is an ass man?
what shit taste I feel sorry for you I bet you're going to end up just like him
>>267477914
>never heard of Gigantomastia
Underage
>>267466746
>visible monds
>man
no it's not dumbass
>>267463895
The only reason it beats FF8 in terms of "worst characters" is because of the voice acting. If it didn't have va, 8 would take the cake. Literally every character in that game except for Squall and maybe Irvine (but he's a collossal dick) is a huge retard.
>>267478326
>not liking zell and laguna
>>267478326
>>267478536
>not realizing it was all a dream after Disc 1
*sighs*
>>267478726
but anon thats just a theory aGAAAAAY THEORY XDD
for real fuck those gay ass theorys and shit
>>267478536
Zell is a stupid asshole who can't get anything done right. Fuck him.
Laguna is a lovable klutz however. He and his gang, Kiros and Ward are great.
>>267478726
>Squall is dead
If only.
>opening cutscene for Bayonetta where she spanks the angels and shit
>mom is in the room
>what the hell are you playing?
>>267479301
>"I'm playing Bayonetta, mom"
>>267463727
Ooh, I heard that game was terrible.
>little brother and sister watching you fight the final boss
>>267479360
It was more like
>uh, bayonetta, it's actually pretty good
As if I was trying to defend myself.
>>267479301
>>267479360
>>267479531
>>267479547
See, now, this is the benefit of the gamepad.
>>267478726
You can say that about every FF.
>>267467318
>Miro in the Magic Mirror World -Magical Girl's Erotic Ceremony
It's not this but I've been looking for that in English, is it subbed?
ojou-san walku no boku in senpai
>>267479943
THEN WHO WAS CARTRIDGE
>>267467931
This is more like "son walk in" lel
>Dad walks in
>Dad walks in
>>267481054
>finally get around to playing FSN not too long ago
>mfw the sex scenes on the Fate route
Just... ugh. I mean UGH. I'm not big on VN erotica anyway because I think it takes away from the main experience if it's not specifically a dating sim or erotic game but Jesus those were awful. Every time I think to myself "hey, I need to get on there and get started with UBW," I remember them, realizing I'm eventually going to be getting into a major sex scene with Tohsaka. And that was the worst of it too, the first one in the Fate route. So out of character. I know I can skip through all of the shitty dialouge anyway but I'm still going to have to look at it to make sure I stop the skip function at the right time.
>playing Bayonetta
>doors open uptight aunt walk in
>H-hi mom...
>she stays and watches me play for ours saying Bayo is cool as fuck and Cereza a qt
>>267467931
If my dad walked in he would still think I was wasting my life because he would have no idea what was going on in your webm except that its not being productive.
>play Tomb Raider 2 as a 10 year old
>Lara moans whenever she climbs a ledge
>"Is she getting stuffed or what?"
>>267461721
How's the gameplay for this? these scenes are reducing the blood to my brain.
>>267481054
>taking of stockings
>>267481546
I legitimately held down ctrl through all those H scenes it was just too fucking cringe. When I reread it a couple years back I even patched them out. Based fucking modders.
>playing Resident Evil 4
>Mum walks in
>fucked up by the chainsaw guy
>"You know you can kill him easily with the shotgun in the house"
>...
>she walks out laughing
The same woman who A ranked Code Veronica X, the same woman who can get all the Chaos Emeralds on Sonic 2, the same woman who 100% the Silent Hills.
Still to this day she puts me to shame.
>Playing Hitman BM
>Mom walks in
>Sees i'm being violent in-game and asks me what the fuck am i doing
>"Uh, i play as an hitman, i have to kill targets. Mostly they're what one would consider bad people, tho"
>"This is what you do in your games then?!?"
>For a week or so she reproaches me for wanting to be a cold-blood killer
>>267481825
You know, there was a time where I was thinking about patching it out but then I thought that might make me a fag. But fuck it, I don't care. I'm going to patch it and hurry the fuck up so I can get to playing it.
Though I might remove the patch once I get to Heaven's Feel. Unlike Tohsaka and Saber, I don't really care purple hair as a character.
Too bad they didn't have a route for Illya, that would be the one sex scene I would willingly go through.
>>267481973
>Not fiber-wiring your mom for being a witness
You don't even Hitman.
>>267482149
Nigga, that'sMINNNAAAAAAAA
>>267482029
Worm girls H scenes are a treat, I wouldn't skip those.
>mfw Tom is a Hikage man
Nigga's got fine taste
It wasn't until I read the Cannibus doujins I realized I could easily fap to traps
>>267482149
>download AA1
>AA2 suddenly comes out
>well no point in sticking to this
>delete it
>go to download AA2
>suddenly realize it's AA2 and think of all the shit I'm going to have to do to install it
Still haven't done it. I guess I might as well wait until it gets an English patch anyway
>playing CS 1.6
>killing some CTs
>dad walks in
>who are you killing this time son? ISIS?
>no dad, I'm the terrorist
>well, at least you're on the winning side
>dad walk in
>dojima walks in
>>267462805
>>267483352
''Healthy young boys shouldn't be doing stuff like this!''
>>267481546
Always a classic
>>267483352
>not Nanako
>>267471025
How do they get away with literal penetration and still be rated M?
>>267483975
The mollusk compilation would come in handy.
>>267461721
honestly he'd just be glad that I'm not gay, so he'd be fine with this
>dad walks into the main screen of sengoku rance
>"What's that? Map Quest?"
>>267484767
Baka
