"Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Video game maker."After a long hiatus from the E3 Games (fry cook games) episode, it's time we get this shit started.
What a marvelous opportunity for the people of E3.
>>267443105
Oh shit here we go.
Bring me your huddle masses of NEETS and I will shape them into my image.Sorry for any inconsistent file name jumps, realized I made more images than I may need.
And I'll go down in history, someday. And there will be a kiosk with my name on it in all the GameStops of the world!
OH BOY! OH BOY!
Dude, you're publishing shit indies on your store. Calm down.
Uncultured casual. 9am. Time to let the gaymers in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer!
Welcome to PlayStation games!
Oh, isn't this Steam? Sorry.
>>267443916
--L
kek
--L
I cant wait for this
>>267443916
Sonyward BTFO
...go on....
OP died, yet again. Why the fuck are you so lazy OP that you never finish these?
We're waiting OP.
Guys.. I think the tornado got OP this time...
Hi, Sony! Are you winning this conference, too?
Nintendo? Games? Wait! This is Steam! Come back! You gotta be kidding.
>>267446120
>13
missed a couple
This is great! You and me in making games together. So, where's the publisher?
>>267446183
read the fucking thread
>>267446183
>I literally can't read the thread
>>267446183
read:
>>267443376
You're looking at him.
OP is the basest of the base. Time for some papcorn
You are the teacher? To my wagglan? This isn't video games, it's Heaven.
>>267446183How retarded can you be not to read the thread more than 2 posts in?
I don't know why you people find this funny. It's basically a mad libz where you replace every positive noun with PC and every negative noun with a console.
Yeah. Grab a little piece of Heaven and let's get on with it.
I'm ready, Mr. Nogamesstation.
So, you wanna be an video game developer, eh, Nintendo?
Yes, please!
>>267446120
i thought spongeman was a microshill as shown in the great console raceit's okay, nintendo kinda fits his character better
>>267446238
>>267446281
>>267446302
in a fucking spoiler
because why
I needed this tonight, thanks OP.
>>267446532
>Mr. Nogamesstation
Well, making video games is not all fun and games. It's a lot of hard work. Ok. First, repeat after me: I have no talent.
>>267446573
>le ebic meme faec!
fuck off fag
>>267446532the painting on the left is not a window
I have no talent.
>>267446573
>>267446573
Sony has all the talent.
>>267443916
>LE SONY NO GAEMS MEME LOL XD UPBOAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBED BRO ROFL XDDDDDDDD
>>267446875
You seem a tad upset there chap.
>>267446875
0/10
Sony has all the talent.>>267446573
I-I sure t-trolled them haha!
>>267446875
Do you need a doctor?
>>267447059
Get out.
If I'm lucky, some of Sony’s talent will rub off on me.
>>267447059
Le spongeman
>>267446875
>butthurt fanboy
>OP mentions a shitty 4chan meme
>Sony cool people get butthurt about it
If I'm lucky, some 3rd party devs will publish games on my console!
>>267447059
Marblecake
>>267447117
I know what I want to rub off of Sony
>>267447198
Le funsponge
>>267447191
>Sony
>Cool people
Jesus Christ worse then mustards.
>>267447301
If you insult sony users you get banned
Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior concepts, we'll have to start from shooters.
>>267447220
>267447220
Why is it that every time you do this OP, there is a ton of jelly shitposters? The last one alone had to be stretched out because of all the shitposters.
Still props to you OP.
>>267447198
>trolled XD
>>267447198
Fun
>>267447198
Can someone email moot and tell him to limit quotes to 3 or 4? This superquote shitposting is getting out of hand.
>>267447390
inb4 pretending.tiff
>>267447198
OP personifies game companies through Spongebob. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
>>267447381I'm pretty close to just giving up because of the shitposting.
>>267447368
I can confirmhttp://i.imgur.com/5naSXWj.png
>>267447368
I actually got banned once already from calling a sonygger out in a Bayo 2 thread. Although i did use a Griffith picture so the ban was warranted.
>>267447432
FUN SPONGE
How's this, Sony?
>>267447492
Well, as someone who tried doing one of these, I say don't give up.
Still a shame. I have no idea why it becomes so shitty when you do this bit we can have a decent SpongeSmash thread.
>>267447546
I've been banned for saying that multiple times, meanwhile Nintendrone and Nintentoddler get thrown around constantly like it's the funniest thing ever
What the!? How the? A perfectly fresh new IP? Do it again. Show your process.
>>267447601
>Splatoon
>good
I guess I'll accept it this once.
>remember all shitposting sonyggers the last time around
Stay strong, OP, they'll be here any minute now.
>>267447601
>>267446573
>>267447059
>>267447198
>>267447390
>>267447432
>>267447575
>>267447651
samefag
Well first I start off with this concept.
>>267447492
please don't give up I love these
keep it up
I love these
>sonyggers prolonging the big burn
Fight the good fight OP
>>267447479
Fucking glorious.
>>267447651
You see the OP of this thread is posting images of spongebob to make a sort of '4chan poop', while you are shitposting.
>>267447810
>>267447812
oh my lovemind
Then I add some appeal.
>>267447905
moot stop this shit. But I dont trust him yet
I just want to enjoy the thread
And one, two, three. A game, uhh, thingy.
>>267447916
perfect.
>>267448031
Bravisimo!
>>267448025
wtf?
>Nintendogaf instigating another console war thread.
>>267447749
Fuck off retard
>>267447373
Should have been FFXV
>>267447601
Should have been Xenoblade Chronicles X
Otherwise, good show.
>>267447916
Splatoon girls aren't even cute.
Problem is there's more children/teens on this board than ever before. Becomes really obvious when you see this level of shit posting. I mean I get it, you teenagers are angry because no one cares about your opinions, but come on. Calm down.
Gimme that. Forget the concept.
>>267448148
Keep reading
>>267448148
but splatoon is a 'shooter', so it would make more sense in context
>>267448105
>entertaining spongebob thread
>console wars
>Only reason this thread is getting shitposted into oblivion is because Sony fanbase victim complex
Grow up holy shit
>>267448256
>Becuase no one cares about your opinions
Why won't anyone care about my opinion? ;_;
I just want someone to listen to me
>>267447980
Just hide the one faggot who felt the need to reply to every post because he disliked the thread. Recursive hiding takes care of everything else
>>267448236
Just report the sonygger.
Stay strong, OP.
Keep fighting the good fight, OP.
Ooh, nice one Sony. Let me try!
>>267448236
its time to panic
>>267448105
There have been plenty of these threads making fun of every side. Quit being a baby.
Looky, Sony. It's you and me comparing exclusives. That's you on the bottom.
Janitors/mods are too busy being sonyggers
Now watch as I get banned while the spammer doesn't
Based mods
>>267448487
keep it up, ignore the shitposters
this is great
Gimme that!
>>267448487
10/10
>>267448553
thank god mods are deleting this
>>267448543
nope they just smacked him
based mods
This quoting spamming is getting me grumpy.
>>267448105
>Neogaf
>Nintendo
I know you're a faggot who wants to pretend to be clever but Neogaf is as sonygger as a board gets.
>>267448487
you're doing god's work op
>>267448487
>>267448487
>>267448487
BTFO
>These shitposters
Just have some fun, you autists
>>267448553
MOOOOOODS
>>267448487
perfect.
>>267448487
you're my new best friend
What are you doing, now?
>>267448651
He's saying /v/ is essentially Nintendogaf because of how much praise this company gets. How new are you?
>>267448627
>deleting this
HELLO MODS!
>>267448487
12/10
>>267448487
> melee
My nigga
>>267448487
I call it: Making a decent port. You take a game and make a better game out of it. See?
OP I would suck your cock. Multiple times.
>>267448894
rekt
>>267448894
OH MY GOOOOOD
>>267448487
>>267448894
OH SHIT 10/10
>>267448894
incoming assmad holy shit
>>267448894
fucken masterpiece
>>267448894
>>267448894
HEY GUISE
TRY NOT TO USE UP ALL THE IMAGES BEFORE OP'S DONE EH?
>>267448797
But /v/ is constantly dickhugging sony as of late even with no games. Yeah nintendo gets dickhugged but its not nearly as much as sony. Also nintendo threads actually talk about the games. Sony threads always start off with claiming said mediocre looking exclusive will be GOAT and inciting a console war.
Dear diary: Today mods were not fags
>>267449114
Delete your post before the neofags get ideas.
>>267448894
poor sony, nobody should be this burned
even if it's trueand hilarious
>>267448894
MODS = GODS
>>267448894
I don't get it.
>>267449114
He can make new threads
>>267448894
Literally no argument.
>>267448894
Holy shit my sides
Someone will be screencapping this entire thing, right?
This thread is really fanboysh
>>267449114
Don't worry m80, these things usually span multiple threads anyhow.
>>267449114
Do you want to learn to make games, or not?
I'm sorry, Sony, I'll listen.>>267449114
I have 155 images made of the entire episode, this'll go on for multiple threads if it has to. Also thank you mods.
>This thread
thank you based spongebob bro
>>267449252
Aww man im so tired, i want to go to bed, but i want to see this
Alright, Nintendo, pay close attention. Look at your console. Visualize the games within. And...gently...
I feel bad for sony fags
>>267449353
ohhhh boyyyy the suspense
Thanks mods.
>>267449362
I don't
>>267449438
PFFHAHAHAHA
>>267443376
>not "Take your games to me and I will shape them into my image" with a movie
>>267448487
Holy fuck, that's perfect.
>>267449438
kekI think KZ SF is a good game but not a system seller, shoulda been Driveclub or Knack or somethingUnless that comes later
>>267449362
The whole industry is shit
I'm a sony nintendo fan
I didn't enjoy my ps3 or wii and haven't bought a wiiu or ps4
>>267449438
>not Knack
one job, etc.
>>267449438
My sides.
>>267448487
This shit is too perfect, kept it up
>>267449438
KEK
E E
KEK
>>267449438
kek and lel
>>267449438
>not 15FPS
YA BLEW IT
>>267449438
>Not Knack
>>267449438
I'm crying
How's this one, Sony?
>>267449438
Thank you OP for blessing us with this marvelous OC.
>>267449208
Bayo on PS3 is literal cancer in port form
>>267449590
cant wait
>>267448487
Fuck's sake even Brawl was better than PASBR
>>267449590
Brace for it!
So is Patrick Sega in this scenario?
>>267449438
Was expecting Knack, but this is great too.
Keep going OP, this is amazing so far.
>>267449708
heh
>>267448894
>>267449590
>inb4 MK8
>>267449642
Except it got updated and OP was parroting old news.
Why does Spongebob fit everything so perfectly?
>>267449438
sweet baby jesus
>>267449708
>Dong censor
Nice touch.
>>267449708PERFECT CENSORSHIP
>>267449208
The PS3 port was fucking awful. Even after several patches.
>>267449708
>>267449708
>>267449708
>dong as censor
Oh my god OP you're killing me
>>267449708
>dong
>not expanded
YOU BLEW IT, OP.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>>267449708
>>267449708
inb4 the nose isHE
>>267449708
inb4 "NOW it's art."
>>267449708
>>267449708
Came home from work and got the best bedtime entertainment.
Thank you very much, OP.
Wiping tears, this is fucking great.
>>267449708
meh
should have been err, mario 3d land? i dunno wiiu and ps4 both have no games
>>267449860
Tropical Freeze is much better than 3DW.
>>267449860
>WiiU
>no games
Are you mentally ill?
>>267449708
>DK covering the croch
Oh god I can't breathe
>>267449438
Sometimes I wonder how this fucks can be so funny
I-I mean, this isn't a video game. A good game takes... more time. You can't just make games Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the jews. Follow the money!
>>267449860
wiiu's got way better exclusives than the ps4 anon
>>267449795
Marble dong cannot expand. It is an addition, and thus a pak.
>>267449438
>not Knack
>>267449940
Anon he meant WiiU has no games and the ones it does have are shit.
>>267449986
>You've got to go by the jews. Follow the money!
>>267449986
Oh god this is going somewhere good
>>267448487
I actually like PSASBR, but I still laughed.
>>267449986
>In b4 DLC
Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the framerate wrong. There, now it's a cinematic game.If you're not familiar with this episode, Squidward puts a nose like his on the statue.
>>267449986
Well, sometimes you can make a shitty game without following the money, just ask Suda51
>>267450073
well in that case he is a liar
>>267450136
>>267450136
>As if the exclusives to your system are just going to fall right out of the 360! Hahaha, fall right out of the 360!
>WE'RE FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE 360! WE'VE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
>*Halo games arrange in perfect collection*
>PRAISE THE MICROSOFT! LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO
>>267450073
Yeah, that’s still wrong, dickcheese.
>>267450136
>>267450136
>>267450136
Silky smooth.
>>267450151
shitty
if by shitty you mean really good if you make your friend play it and you watch
>>267450136
>Muh silky smooth.
>>267448108
lol
Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that! I'm sorry, Sony. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great game dev like you! I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve to be your competition.
>>267450136
>>267450136
You know, while this is funny and all, I'm still mad at the hacks who made driveclub and The Order
>>267446443
>this isn't video games, it's heaven
Neo-/v/
>>267450151
>talking shit about Killer 7
You take that back
>>267450136
>now it's a cinematic game
>>267450136
>30fps
Fucking gold
I don't even deserve to use your fanbase!
>>267450275
>A game can be good if you are not playing it
I really don't get you in this one
>>267450136
>>267450402
BRACE FOR IT
>>267446875
>8 years later
>people still get upset
Hello, there!
>>267450312
No, it's a fucking shitty game with a somewhat entertaining story because how much of a clusterfuck it is.
But as a game is horrible
>>267450414
what's not to get?
>>267450136
It still angers me how people will say 30fps is better than 60+ because it 'appears cinematic'.
It's like saying radio is better with heavy static. As opposed to none.
>>267450414
I think he means its a shitty game but a good movie
>>267450496
>Steam is Monty P Moneybags
it'sfuckingperfect.jpg
>>267447220
>>267447492
>>267447670
It's 100% the exact same thing as the ROB threads. They're fun, actually VIDYA related threads that get shitposters, meanwhile there's 11 waifu and dragonball z threads up.
I absolutely hate this breed of shit posters.
>>267450496
Lolololol
>>267450496
Yes.
>>267450507
Idisagree
