Malon dreams that one day a knight in shining armor will come and sweep her off her feet.
Malon a shit.
>>267417775
She fantasizes about being kidnapped?
>>267420479
Isn't that an actual thing for a lot of women?
>>267420572
ALBW Zelda! Rumor guy said as much.
She got her wish alright
>>267420572
Yes, it's a common fantasy for women. So common that the romance novels is a multi-billion dollar industry.
>>267420235
blasphemy
Why are there so many OoT trophies in Smash 3DS?
>>267417775
I'll sweep her off her feetwith my dick.
>>267420572
Why do you think so many young girls are running off to join ISIS?
>>267420837
Speaking of wich, does anybody have a pic of Malon's trophy?
>>267420971
>>267420837
Because they already had the models from OoT3D.
What if there was a prince, Zelda's brother? All the girls in the kingdom would swoon all over him.
>>267420857
>already sexing up Malon
Might as well hop on that bandwagon
>>267421143
I forgot that was even a thing
>>267421104
What is this? A Malon for Ants?
>>267421168
Thankfully there isn't, and she doesn't.
Besides, the girls all seem to be swooning over men all the time as it is.
>>267421230
keep 'em coming
>>267421809
but there was a prince in Zelda II
too bad everyone wants to forget everything about itexcept Dark Link, but that shit got popular with Oot anyway
>>267421104
Thanks, anon.
>>267421728
Better than nothing.
>she's just a lonely farm girl with no one to keep her company except her lethargic dad and the animals
>a mysterious fairy boy she's never met wanders into her life
>he helps her find her father
>she bonds with him and introduces him to her only friend, Epona
>she teaches him the song her possibly-dead mother taught her>he disappears for 7 years
>>267423203
And as soon as he's back she bears his children.
>>267423203
Here's some trivia:
The text that runs along the edge of her dress says "Lon" in Hylian. It's repeated like Lon Lon Lon Lon Lon
but that's Cremia
Best OoT girl
>dat old comic where link rapes her until she get impregnated
good faps
>>267420837
Oh shit! I hope that the Wii U will get some love too.
Sadly I bet that we will only get disgusting SS trophies.
>>267424372
enjoy your trophy of pipit
>>267421230
>>267424281
Isn't that same comic the one where he goes and impregnates every single female in Hyrule?
I remember that was worth a couple faps.
Malon vs. Cremia?
>>267425374
Called Bad Zelda or something, but probably, yeah.
The Ruto part was my favorite. The very beginning is nice too, where they try to set a trap for Link by baiting with Saria, and he completely ignores her and rapes everyone else.
>>267425375
Malon is the wholesome girl next door who loves to sing
Cremia is the /SS?
>>267417775
How many trophies have you looked up the skirt of today anon?
>>267425375
Cremia. Less naive. More mature.
I don't understand most guy's fixation on "innocent" or "Girl next door" type women.
>>267426461
I can see the appeal in both.
Malon is the girl you can be friends with, who is nice and pure enough to not run off with another guy leaving you in the dust, and wait for you to grow up with her, before you finally confess and you get marries.
Cremia is already a kind of mother to her little sister who just wants to see her happy, who is also probably very lonely, and would value you as a friend unless you made a more romantic move.
>>267427029
>who is nice and pure enough to not run off with another guy leaving you in the dust
Being wise/experienced, doesn't mean a person is going to "leave you in the dust". I think it's really creepy to be attracted to naivety, because you're too afraid of her leaving you otherwise. You're essentially saying that you want a girl that doesn't know she can do better than you. And why should she wait for you to grow up with her? That's a weird fantasy. You want to be involved with only one person since childhood?
How did Malon become so popular? Even to the point of strongly implied to being the one who got with OoT/MM Link?
>>267428008
For one, she's the only remotely signficant female in the game who doesn't end up being a sage.going by the theory that the sages are dead, royalty can't marry some fucking kid from the middle of the woods, meaning that Malon is literally the only option
>>267428887
This, and also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZuX9YY6D8
>>267428887
sages aren't dead but they strongly imply that their responsibilities as a sage mean they can't be with him
Ruto and Nabooru especially imply this
>hey anon if you beat the game in under 1 hour the ending cutscene changes to Link and Malon's wedding and you unlock the tuxedo tunic!
>>267421104
Shit, why are you putting those huge nose rings on those cows !?
Do you not see they're way too big ?
The cow is even looking sad and depressed all the fucking time !
What the FUCK is wrong with you !?
Bet you feel good, huh? Bet you feel good to torture some peaceful animals, huh, bet you feel BIG.
Like, you big woman. Well fuck you. What do you think I am? You think I'd support a cow torturer ? Fuck that ! I don't need that shit in my life.
I'm getting out of here, I'm going to save the world without the help of animal tormentors like you, fuckface !
>>267429561
>Bet you feel good to torture some peaceful animals, huh, bet you feel BIG
For you
>>267429121
Nabooru had hot pants for Link? I don't remember anyone but Ruto and Malon wanting his master sword.
And on a side note, I just realized Nabooru was being controlled by the Twinrova for 7 fucking years. She lost even more of her life than Link did.
>>267429975
>"If you can successfully get the Silver Gauntlets... I'll do something great for you!"
>7 years later
>"If only I knew you would become such a handsome man... I should have kept the promise I made back then..."
Ranch girls are the best!
>>267417775
but anon, that's obviously Cremia
Didn't she get kidnapped and anally probed by lmaos?
>>267429561
>zelda_cow.jpg
Anon, that is no way to address Malon.
>>267430978
>>267431076
![0a43bced2714266ba9ce80eed1bfcf3d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p7UHHx6.jpg "0a43bced2714266ba9ce80eed1bfcf3d[1].jpg")
So while we're on the subject:
LoZ tends to have reoccuring characters throughout the games, is Marin from LA considered to be the same as Malon?
Both are red headed siren types
>>267431185
>>267431185
I like good BE as much as the next guy but it should stop here not go on to >>267431329
levels
that's just my taste I dunno
>>267431394
I agree, but had to post the full thing for sake of completion.
>>267430791
That's Romani.
>>267431529
I gotcha
to that end here's this by the same artist
>>267431234
I guess. Shame she's less popular though.
>>267431665
Oh. I'm confused now.
>>267429121
>>267428887
Even if the sages aren't "dead", it's clear they have ascended the mortal realm. Because they can transform into light and fly around the world. As seen in the game's ending. But I believe that the sages died, because Nabooru was last seen being sent off to be "brainwashed" again. I find it doubtful that she somehow managed to escape and perform a ritual where she becomes a sage. or Somehow Darunia stepped into the boss room, and did anything other than confront the dragon.
It should be noted that the sages exist in the future timeline, which leads to WW. In the ending cinematic, the night falls, and everyone parties the celebration of Ganon's demise. The Sages fly atop death mountain, and look at the sunrise. As the sun comes up, it transitions to Link in the past. The whole thing is kind of symbolic. Showing the night fall on the future that you left behind, and then new life coming as the new past is revealed.
It's not known whether or not the sages exist in the new past. Were the sages plucked out of that existence? Or where they still around to re-discover sagehood? Or were they retroactively awoken as sages? We can't really know. But considering that the OoT sages aren't referenced in the future, and all the sages are instead white beings, I lean to the side that says the OoT sages were not sages in the past. And that there is potential for Link to have waifu'd any one of them. I think the fact TP Link lives in a tree near the lost woods, indicates a connection with Saria.
>>267431995
easy to be, since they re-use the same models.
>>267431234
LA is just a dream though.
>>267420572
Women are programmed to want a mysterious figure (genes from outside of their own region) to suddenly sweep her off her feet both figuratively (give her both emotional and mental stimulation) and literally (bring her to new places / experiences / resources).
It's a biological imperative for men to seek out exotic women and women to look for exotic men since it creates enough genetic diversity to help offspring have a greater chance of surviving sudden environmental changes.
>>267432114
I imagine Ganondorf just murdered the white sages which left a space for the OoT sages to fill.
>>267424372
Fuck off. Melee had OoT and MM trophies. Brawl had TP trophies.
Smash WiiU will have awesome SS trophies, because it's the most current console main Zelda game.
>>267431076
>there will never be a doujin of this premise with her lactating and needing the D instead of a shit tier fetish
>you will never drink Malon's milk from the source
why live.
>>267432638
Zelda doujins, haha.
There's some good art with lactating Malon at least.
>>267429198
>people actually preferred Link/Zelda pairing in Ocarina of Time
>fucking OCARINA OF TIME ZELDA.... Basically Princess 'Colossal Fuckup' Zelda
>Not rooting for Link, the now adult and hardened veteran, settling down with Malon and building a family in a content and humble life.
Fucking faggots
>>267432459
If the white sages are murdered, then wouldn't Rauru mention that? Also, for what reason would the new sages need to wait in order to awaken as sages? Why not just awaken earlier, instead of having Link run around 6 dungeons?
In my opinion, fate called the sages to the temples. Because inside the temples, they will awaken as sages. Be it through ritual, or death. Somehow, their spirit will ascend. But the evil that Ganon curses the temples with, prevents them from making the ascension. So Link has to purge the evil, and then their spirit can move on to sagehood.
>>267431234
Malon and Talon (OoT) were inspired by Marin and Tarin (LA).
Latter Malon and Talon appeared in one of the Oracle games (I think OoA), wich are believed to star the same Link from ALttP and LA, and to happen before the latter.
There is a page in Hyrule Historia that implies that (in universe) Marin and Tarin were based on the memories Link had of Malon and Talon from that Oracle game.
Marin also had a trophy in SSBM.
>Rancher Descendant
>people still doubt that Link/Malon is canon
I'll sweep my dick across her feet.
>>267433438
I dont prefer it, its just what happens, m8.
>>267433573
I think meta-wise that Marin was a red headed dream version of Zelda, hence why Link referred her has Zelda when he first woke up.
Then laster on the developers decided to take inspiration of Marin to make Malon.
Malon is a Zelda clone
>>267433547
The temples associated with their power being corrupted are clearly the stumbling block.
>>267433621
Link doesn't own the ranch. He works for the dude that owned the ranch. How the fuck would Link's descendant not own the ranch?
TP Link lives in a treehouse, near the forest, near the lost woods, and near a dungeon that is theorized to be Deku Tree's corpse. Inside of the trees, live monkeys that have the Kokiri symbol on their shoulders.
>People still doubt that Link/Saria is canon.
>>267433928
>Malon is a Zelda clone
More like a clone of a clone, or a sub-clone.
>>267434021
Does the red tunic make him alpha?
>>267433958
That's possible. But again, if 6 of the white sages got murdered, wouldn't you think Rauru might mention something about that?
And what about Rauru? He's not all white. So why would the others be?
>>267434279
c'mon Anon, everyone knows that OoT Link had nowhere to go after the game, but knew the ranch would take him. Worked on the ranch, married Malon and died in war while his child was a baby.
Cremia = Marin > Romani > Malon
I hope Zelda U has a good selection of waifus. Skyward Sword was kinda lacking in that department, as great as Zelda was.
>>267434654
I'm not into /ss/
>>267417775
Reminder that Link probably ended up with Zelda. There's a lot more evidence than a Malon ending, and no amount of denial will change that.
>>267433747
>Brown hair
Disgusting.
>>267434482
Everyone knows that after the Deku Tree's death, the protection was lifted from Kokiri village. Link having no where to go after the events of Majora's Mask went back to his old friend Saria who he now understood still misses him. He returned to protect the forest, but the Kokiri already retreated inside the Great Deku Tree for safety. He ended up making a life with Saria, and as new travelers ended up discovering the town, it eventually reformed into Ordon Village.
>>267417775
>you never fucked Malon in the stables
>>267435157
more for me
>>267435157
Please state any of it.
>>267435357
>tfw she's probably a dom
>you will never massage Malon's feet after a long day of work
feels horrible
>yfw this is where Link and Malon go to fuck
>they have a literal roll in the hay
>>267435481
>Probably a dom
>Gets controlled by some loser Luigi looking motherfucker.
No.
>>267435479
>Dialogue right before Zelda sends Link back
>Having been more involved with Zelda over the course of the game (including when she was Sheik)
>Whole thing with SS
>The manga
>>267435347
>Link a lolicon
He loves them big ol' titties.
>>267434747
That reminds me, I wonder if Karane was intended to look somewhat similar to Malon. She kinda did get a knight in a shining armor.
>>267434279
isn't Saria a tree spirit
you can't fuck a tree
Are there any good Link/Malon fapfics?My ten-year-old self would be disgusted that I would say that since there was a time when I hated the Link/Malon pairing with a passion.
>yfw OoT Link became a Stalfos after Malon's death.
>>267435968
Seems like you changed a lot in a year m8
>>267435924
This was my Malon during Skyward Sword
>>267436031
Why do you think this?
Pretty sure OoT Link participates in Majora's Mask and forgets all about Hyrule.
>>267429121
This is horseshit. The sages all have descendants. Their descendants show up as the maidens in ALTP. The Sage's ability to father/mother offspring predates the actual sages. Which ALBW affirmed this isn't a retcon, and it is possible and canon they had descendants despite half of the OOT ones not being human.
The reason they couldn't fuck around with Link is because they had sage shit to do to get ready for the final battle.
>>267432114
I don't buy into this at all. Dead sages can't sage, as established by every other game featuring sages. Even on it's face, not taking any outgame material into consideration; Nabooru is expressly stated to be alive by Twinrovia before the fight with her. "Brainwash" is not a euphemism for "Kill". There is no way to read that sentence and assume that happened.
And what ritual are you on about? The temples or some kind of spirit in them are sentient, and all act as portals to the Sacred Realm. They have the in-universe the in-game ability to open gateways into the Sacread Realm. The Temple of Time saved Link from being killed by Ganondorf BECAUSE IT SENSED HE WAS BEING FOLLOWED AND WOULD BE KILLED BY HIM; so why the crap wouldn't or other temples use their sacred powers to save the righteous? Nevermind their "Chosen Ones"?
>>267436031
If you are talking about Hero's Shade, he's not a stalfos, stalfos are literally reanimated skeletons, wich Hero's Shade is clearly not.
>>267435928
Says who? Bet the Deku Tree made them anatomically correct.
>>267435892
True love, anon. They were childhood friends. And it's not as if she's a child. She just has the body of a child.
>>267436445
They were just really good friends.
>>267436250
This was mine.
But Link's house is a wood hut in a forest. Why would she want him to take her away from her cushy job as the only supplier of fresh produce in the country?
I bet she would be an abusive wife to link, she'd show off how much stronger she is than him and say the only reason she keeps him is because he has a big dick
>>267435928
>>267436445
>anatomically correct
>body of a child
That would mean she can't reproduce.
>>267435571
>I fapped to this thought as a kid
>>267436031
you'd enjoy this fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3304142/1/Twilight-Princess-Reflections-of-a-former-hero
>>267436878
Why are there so many drawings of Malon as a brunette?
She's clearly a redhead.
>>267437278
you okay there?
>>267435821
Zelda apologizes for being a colossal fuckup. That's not exactly romantic.
Sheik never allowed Link to interact with her. She spouted exposition, gave music lessons and left. Giving him neither the chance to develop a rapport or emotional bond. How does that suggest a pairing beyond onesided pinning on Zelda's end that she wouldn't remember?
The Manga is pure nonsense. Link is not Hiccup, Link has no pet dragon.
Malon on the other hand actually exposes affection for Link.
>>267417775
isn't that the dream of all simple country girls?
>Every time Link would come to the ranch, she'd give him a bottle of freshly squeezed milk
>Even if he didn't need it, she insisted he take it
>The last time he leaves the ranch to fight Ganon, she feels like she will never see him again and hugs him tightly from behind
>She hopes the feeling of her ample breasts prodding his back would be enough to sway him to stay with her forever, but she knows it won't work
>All she can do is hold back her tears as he rides off through the ranch gates one last time
>After defeating Ganon and going back in time, seven years later Link visits the ranch
>Malon, seeing Link for the first time since they were young, embraces him with a tight hug
>Oddly, she is crying, tears steaming down her face like she remembered something she never knew before
>Malon wondered why she was crying, but she was too happy to care
>>267436878
Mr DNA gets worse with every drawing.
At least it looks like him,
>>267436407
>The Temple of Time saved Link from being killed by Ganondorf BECAUSE IT SENSED HE WAS BEING FOLLOWED AND WOULD BE KILLED BY HIM
NOPE! Nice theory. But if you look at the mechanics, you can see that that's all it is, mechanical. The Master Sword as the ability to repel evil, so as long as Link is shrouded in the light of the sword, he can't be touched by Ganon. Atop of that, it's pretty much implied that the owl is either Rauru himself, or Rauru's eyes, keeping watch on Link. Rauru would have known that Link was followed, ad used his light to protect him. The portal to the sacred realm is just a portal. The temples aren't sentient.
How could any of the sages have entered a portal into the sacred realm without a trigger to open the portal? Nabooru assuming she's acutally being brainwashed, is incapable of triggering the portal. Darunia, assuming he's fighting the dragon is incapable, Saria assuming she never found a way out of the danger she was in, is incapable. Merely defeating the monster in the temple isn't a trigger.
>Dead sages can't sage, as established by every other game featuring sages.
Actually we don't know if a sage needs a mortal form, in order to do their duty. We have seen sages, in sage form, die for good. But we haven't seen a mortal die, and lose their ability to awaken. Spirits are real in the Zelda universe, and so it's possible that the spirit can live on in sagehood. Again, giving them powers like being able to transform into light. Something that not even the very much mortal sages in WW are shown to do.
>>267437448
Some of it has to do with lighting. For the rest, I guess they just think she looks better as a brunette.
>>267437573
I'll take anything that isn't downright awful that gives Saria curves.Lolis grown up into tittymonsters is my fetish.
>>267437494
This is perfection
>>267436407
>>267420780
I'm still not a huge fan of how they allude that that's another Link, but has no visual homage or reference to the iconic green tunic
>>267437862
why would he have the tunic when he was never the Hero?
>>267437862
This is a Link whose got his tunic when he was 9 years old.
You think that shit will fit once he grows up?
>>267437448
>She's clearly a redhead.
Not ingame she ain't. Anju is a redhead. The Gerudo are redheads. Malon has a brunette with highlights.
I'm out ;_;
>>267424281
>>267425374
>>267425576
Passage a shit. He draws in a bande-dessinée way, with touchs of manga.
But it's just bland, it has no impact.
>>267438089
>orange hair
>not a redhead
>>267438089
Malon has more realistic red hair. That's more of a shade that actual redheads have. Anju and Greudos are just cartoonishly red.I would know this. I am a redhead.
>>267423203
Wasn't it implied that Ingo occasionally raped and molested her during the 7 year time skip, after Ganondorf promoted him to be the ranch's owner?
>>267436407
>>267437674
Also, if the temples are sentient. Then why did it allow Nabooru get brainwashed, and work for Twinrova for 7 years?
>>267438302
literally what
>>267437862
Because then it would be too dang obvious.
Instead of the mystery, wondering if he's really Link or not. We could just point to the green tunic as a dead giveaway.
>>267437998
I dunno, get a newer one tailored?
>>267438302
wat?
Fucking when?
>>267438302
No. Why would that ever be implied?
Everybody know that the reason TP Zelda is so cold towards Link is because OoT Link went for Malon.
The jelly runs in the royal family.
>>267438302
it's implied he mistreated her, and treated her like a slave but that's about it
>>267417775
....soooo you want a ntr doujin where malon gets taken from link by a mysterious man in shining armor, who totally is ganondorf, who just happened to escape because the Sacred Realm is only locked with a deadbolt and a chain?
If Link/Saria was canon, wouldn't he be a pedophile?
>>267438116
post more faggot
>>267438302
I just assumed that was the case as a child.
I looked at his spiteful, angry, redneck ass, and thought there's no way you can keep him alone with a child for 7 years, and have nothing happen. Shit doesn't add up!
>>267423203
>he comes back 7 years later
>takes the horse and fucks off
>disappears after the defeat of Ganon, never to return again
>ends up fucking the alternate timeline Malon
Beingadult-timelineMalon is suffering.
>>267438302
In Ganondorfs busy schedule of being an all-powerful dictator, how the fuck did he even give enough of a shit to give some random asshole control over a small farm?
Did Ingo just go "HEY I'M AN EVIL MOTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU PROMOTE ME"?
>>267438884
That's actually all the pics I have of Malon.
The guy who made them has plenty of pics of other video game characters though.
>>267438864
It's not known how old Kokiri actually are. Since they forever appear like children. Saria, having uncommon, almost supernatural wisdom, is essentially an adult in a child's body.
>>267438864
>Saria implied being much older then Link
Yup there's a pedophile in that pairing, but it's not Link
>>267438931
Don't worry, she found satisfaction.Her horses.
>>267438936
ehh it was a 90's game. being evil for the sake of evil was still acceptable so don't think about it too hard
>>267438931
Well shit... He does take Epona away doesn't he? I wonder if the horse can find her way back home. Epona probably died in the collapse of Ganon's Tower.
>>267439153
>>267439153
>Horse Cock
>>267438936
Horses are like the one thing Gerudos actually have. I'm sure Lonlon was a major point of interest
>>267439242
you kinda never hitch epona in the first place so i imagine she went to where ever she goes when you call her
>>267433265
holy shit she merged with the cow
>>267438936
Well think about it.
That fucking ranch is like the only thing in Hyrule Fields that matters.
Ganondorf's Great Evil Kingdom was composed of the following: A Death Castle and molester-infested market town, a shit-tier village, a cow ranch, and a desert filled with big-nosed women.
That cow ranch was super important in the grand scheme of things.
>>267439453
>>267439395
Who said anything about horse cock? She only raises mares.
>>267438936
>>267439219
Actually, Being a Gerudo, they prided themselves on their horse riding skills. Ganon rides a special type of Gerudo Stallion, so says the gossip stones. Ingo was tasked with breeding the best horse for Ganon. Ingo promised Ganon Epona, since she was the toughest horse in the stable. Which is why he freaks out when he gambles the horse, losing her to LInk.
This is all in game info. But you have to pay attention to ever shred of dialog, or you're probably going to miss it.
>>267439518
fuck i can't unsee
>>267439458
>The Gerudo who weren't into girls used their horses instead
>>267439475
Epona stays in the place you leave her, until you call her away, or ride her away.
I DREAM ABOUT YER MOM'S DICK ON MY ASS
>>267439518
>>267439610
that's what >>267431185 is for
>>267437674
Rauru himself explained that the temple, not he nor the sword, was the force and mind that froze Link until he was ready to face Ganon. That it in fact moved him to the Chamber of Sages to keep him safe.
>Actually we don't know if a sage needs a mortal form, in order to do their duty.
We can however agree they can't have children without one?
>>267438353
Maybe she wasn't ready to be a sage then? Maybe the vacancy wasn't made by Ganon. Maybe it's because Nabooru wanted to rob the temple and run away. Maybe she needed the experience subjugated by Ganon to truly gain the will to fight against him. Maybe she was achieving spiritual enlightenment while her body was being puppeteered.
At any rate Nabooru was abducted outside the temple.
>>267439534
Who said there wasn't horse cock involved?
>>267439574
Well, damn.
>>267439530
I laughed at this.
Dunno why, just never really pictured exactly what Ganondorf would have ruled in the time between Link pulling the sword and him saving the world.
>>267439871
Why horses and not cows and chickens?
>all the village goers that come to the ranch to get milk and eggs see her getting fucked by the animals while they get their goods
>she laughs and thanks them for their patronage
>>267439749
I MEANT ASS ON MY DICK
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING DELETE MY OWN POST!?
>>267440042
saved
>>267440127
really it's stupid shit unrelated to the thread and you save it? /v/eddit is real
>>267440039
Most of the cows are dairy cows, and chicken cock can't quench her thirst for HOOOORSECAWK
>>267439749
>>267440042
top fucking kek anon
Malon = Saria > Zelda > Nabooru > Ruto
>>267439912
It makes Ganondorf sound sort-of pathetic. I mean his ledger report must've only been a page long. His harem is like nonexistent. His castle is like 90% traps for some theoretic encounter with someone that learns how to fly.
So all he does is play his organ until his fingers bleed. Also that big ass nose of his must be hell with his vision. Maybe he has that problem where he has like a blind spot and has to look at the music sheet a certain way to do anything.
Jesus, no wonder he was watching Link's journey so intently.
>>267440042
>>267439749
>>267440420
I can dig it.
>>267440042
>>267440420
I agree with this. Also, Anju and Bombchu Shop lady rank pretty high.
>>267440042
>>267434173
That's the worst Bowser I've ever seen.
Fuck you guys, I meant his moms ass on my dick. Fuck.
>>267437862
Because the Hero's Shade was never meant to be the Hero of Time in the first place. Most definitely another Link but not the Hero of Time specifically.
Aonuma rolled with the fan theories like he did with the timeline and made it canon to please the fans.
>>267440658
>>267440719
I'm glad to see others with good taste.
Would you also agree thatRuto would be slightly ahead of Nabooru if it wasn't literally sticking your dick in a fish
>>267440885
Oh, I'm capping this and putting this in my "best of /v/" folder. Fucking TOP KEK
>>267440885
It's pretty funny, though.
>>267430791
>>267431995
>lmaos
>that jackie image
Fuck off 9gag.
>>267436070
#rekt
>>267440719
I was suddenly reminded of that one collage of images of Link individually having sex with every single female in Ocarina of Time.
>>267435571
I liked those comfy little wombs in OoT.
>>267441001
I don't want to be remembered as the guy who wanted someone's futa milf's cock on my ass.
>>267433547
I think he meant that Ganondorf murdered all the white sages but Rauru, and THEN possessed the temples with malinfluence.
>>267436407
I admire your passion but you're wrong. For one, ALBW's taking place on some non-canon third timeline is speaking for itself, non-canon; hence why the backstory of the game doesn't bring up OoT at all, only ALttP.
The Sages are dead and this was concretely confirmed by Spirit Tracks own analogs, dieing and Anjean stating they all reincarnate someday but had to ascend and look after Hyrule; just as the ones in OoT.
As for "dead sages can't sage," ALttP's sages were awakened and became Sages after Agahnim banished them, which is the same as killing them, as find with the intent in ALBW when they're paintings (and that's not even counting that they're not the traditional seven, but actually eight either). The sages in TWW remained alive because they're predecessors awakened their memories of their past-lives with their respective sonatas.
>>267439839
>Rauru himself explained...
He explained no such thing. Show me.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/n64/197771-the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time/faqs/20240
From what I'm reading, he doesn't make a distinction who or what decided to seal Link. I think it's more plausible that Rauru, being the all-seeing sage he is, anticipated Ganon's attempt at Link's life, and enacted a measure to keep him safe. It makes more sense than assuming that the temple is sentient.
>We can however agree they can't have children without one?
Yes, agreed. However, remember that when Link is sent into the past, the sages we know remain the the future. What I'm saying, is that in the past, there is another Saria who doesn't become a sage. Or maybe she does, and still keeps her mortal form, because she doesn't die.
>Maybe she wasn't ready to be a sage then?
But as you said, it's the entience of the temple that decides these things, right? What advantage was there to wait to make Nabooru a sage? We, the player, are never given a reason like "spiritual enlightenment".
>At any rate Nabooru was abducted outside the temple.
Fair point. But explain Darunia. The last we see him, he enters the boss room. We are to assume that he's facing off against Volvagia. Why would the temple wait for Darunia to face mortal danger before whisking him away?
>>267441213
Well, don't worry. It's not like I'm writing your name down, or anything.
>>267441179
Not the scientist
>>267440959
That aspect never bothered me, honestly. There's just too many other better ladies. And I wasn't a fan of tsundere little snots growing up. She grew up nice, though.
>>267441179
Called Bad Zelda?
>>267441179
i wish the artstyle wasn't so shitty
it's only good because there's just so many of them but individually it sucks
>>267441307
I think he meant that Ganondorf murdered all the white sages but Rauru, and THEN possessed the temples with malinfluence.
Why would all the other sages be white, except Rauru?
>>267441437
I dunno, she grows up and stops being so tsundere.plus I'm a sucker for busty girls and hers are ruined by being fishtits
>>267441437
I don't know where the stick it in.
But, those curves though!
>>267441307
My proof-reading really failed me there.
Also wanted to add to the argument that Nabooru probably died due to injuries incurred fighting Link.
>>267417775
"They say that Gerudos sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town Market to look for boyfriends."
>>267441445
No, it wasn't a comic, it was a series of individual pictures.
>>267441549
>hers are ruined by being fishtits
She's just more exotic is all.
There are far more offputting things. One trip to /d/ and fishtits seems mild.
>>267441993
I'm too normalfag for everything on /d/ exceptgenderbend stuff
>>267441842
I love this image.The carpenters were gay though.
>>267442081
There you go Anon
>>267440719
>>267440959
>>267441437
>>267441549
>>267441993
http://www.strawpoll.me/2052812/
>>267442260
is this my excuse to dump my femlink folder
>>267440589
He was just a boy born unto the Gerudo clan, raised from a distance, and told that he was destined for great things and be a POWERFUL ruler.
Pampered and surrounded by whispers he trained his martial and mental prowess; eventually culminating in his coup of the Hyrulian monarchy.
Rumors reach him of a boy who is gathering artifacts and resources to usurp him, take the throne back, TAKE HIS POWER AWAY. But that's all Ganondorf is at this point. The desire for power. The broken and delusional boy grown into a broken and delusional man.
Yet this boy is a nice distraction, for Ganondorf has taken the POWER he as always desired, he has no idea what to do with it. He has only been told his entire life that it is his to take and he has no goals other than to hoard it. A rival trying to take his POWER gives him a new goal, crush this boy.
But the boy disappears, and Hyrule stagnates in the dark magic Ganondorf used to conquer it. Temples become corrupted, creatures mutate, and bodies rise from the dead. All the while, Ganondorf paces in his castle, basking in the POWER that he does not know what to do with.
And then... the boy returns, now a man. His rival, the one who wants to take his POWER from him.
Finally a direction to focus his POWER in.
Why are zelda threads so comfy
The moment i see a screenshot form OoT or MM i get really nostalgic and fuzzy inside
Malon pics make it even better
>>267442341
>http://www.strawpoll.me/2052812/
>most votes for Malon
I sense extreme amounts of either samefag or shit taste in this poll.
>>267417775
>link getting used goods
Hell naw i hope he got with her loli clone from terminia
>>267441757
>>267442484
They just are. The games are fun, pretty easy, and there's a lot of them. The waifus are cute, Link is best husbando, and there's lots of cute/cool fanart.
>>267442552
it's an old poll reposted is all
