I LOVE SAMUS.
I DON'T CARE
>>>/e/
>>267416331
I HATE SAMUS.
me 2
inb4 Marisa
inb4 Reisen
I love Sally
anime samus is disgusting
>>267416849
>>267416972
Samefag
>>267416331
I love Kirino more. Please post her instead of shopped photos.
>>267417093
You know the rules.
>>267416795
What if your mom told you Samus was your dad since she had a huge cock and impregnated your mom?
>>267417154
Nope.
>>267417152
>two left feet
IM GOING TO MARRY ISABELLE
>>267417152
>tfw you'll never have amazing zero-g sec with samus
I'm in love with Marisa!
>>267417252
It's Betty you son of a pig. The name is Betty
>>267417093
>>267417152
Metroids being baka are so cute!
>>267417484
anime samus is shit
>>267417635
Are her tits anti-gravity?
nvm i meant to say cutsey moeshit artstyle like >>267416331
is shit
this is ok too
>>267417990
You have 10 second to define "moeshit".
>>267418139
>little girls
>>267417505
That's a dog!
if only you guys didnt repost the same pics each time you make this thread
>>267418264
I LOVE LENA!!
wanwoman samus is best samus
>>267418274
You take your dose and you'll enjoy it too damnit.
>>267418264
>not wanting to marry a dog
>>267417152
Why is it that every fucking time this picture is posted no one comments on how fucked up her hip section is
>>267418139
vague cuteness without any character or usefulness?
>>267418672
Nope.
All images of Samus in this thread are moe.
>>267418805
moeshit=/=moe
>>267418127
Let me help you with that.
tfw everyone who thinks that whoever mains zss is a tryhard tourney faggot now I just want to main my love godamnit
>>267418805
>All images of Samus in this thread are moe
full retard
![tumblr_mno9x8Ybci1rm56fho1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WpX8VnQ.png "tumblr_mno9x8Ybci1rm56fho1_500[1].png")
>>267417505
She's already married to Bill Trennen
>>267417734
Normal tits look like that. I'm sorry that you have to deal with saggy grandma boobs.
>>267417734
Boob socks, yo.
>>267417093
Come on man do we really gotta do this, you k is the drill
>>267418419
What happened to her skull?
>>267418264
I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS
WHATS UP WITH THAT
>>267417093
WEEEOOO WEEEEOOOO WEEEEI
>>267421601
It makes for a very Ill Eagle.
>Tfw samus will never fart in your face
>>267421569
the artist didn't know how to draw hair worth shit
>>267422213
>implying metroid can crawl
>>267422421
That's Metroid's girlfriend, silly
>>267422598
I'm sorry I don't know the names well. Halo?
>>267421965
Is this a new meme? like shit dude. Just have sex with her, don't do the fart bullshit
>>267422779
Welcome to 4chan, anon.
>>267422421
Zero suit slut can crawl.
Samus probably has a long bird tongue that she can wrap around popsicles.
>>267417585
>>267423246
>Those fanservice animes that have a girl fellating a popsicle before getting it all over her impossibly large natural breasts
JUST FUCKING DO PORN ALREADY
>>267417585
>>267423362
>>267416424
Since when is Metroid /a/?
>>267423638
Samus is the only Nintendo girl worth burying your seed inside of to ensure impregnation.
This is indisputable fact.
>>267424246
>not Ashley
Pleb
>>267424365
Who's Ashley?
I want to stick my dick into her fusion suit and fuck her tits.
>>267416331
This forced meme needs to die.
Fuck off.
Samus doesn't love you. If she did maybe she'd have been in a decent game lately.
I LOVE JAPAN PERIOD
>>267419113
>>267418805
>>267418919
>>267418672
>>267418139
/v/ is moe when they argue about things they don't understand
STOP SEXUALIZING SAMUS
>gets to date a dangerous hot blonde
>lucky guy
>probably has a big dick
>no hair
Metroid confirmed for Krillin
>>267423638
>Samus in elbow gloves
Looks like it's that time of the night
>>267426960
The most built for sex I've ever seen
Why is she so perfect, /v/?
I really don't understand how a woman raised by birds to be a bounty hunter ended up with such a soft, fuckable body
>>267427413
Because its a bunch of fanart you autist.
>>267427551
>implying she's not exactly as soft and fuckable in Smash as she is in fan art
If anything most of the art isn't as fuckable
>Samus will never sit on your face and lay her Zero-Suited body across you, tracing a single finger along your clothed bulge and making you grunt in frustration and arousal
>>267427843
With that flat ass? You joking, son?
>>267427929
Stop it anon, I just fapped to an NTR doujin like a half hour ago
>>267418590
It doesn't have to be right as long as it looks right.
>>267428252
So you mean you'd rather not think about Samus moving her ass in a circular motion atop your face, pressing down periodically as her hands dance across your legs and inner thighs, never giving you the sensation you so badly crave?
>>267416424
/v/ does not give a fuck about what moot thinks anymore.
>>267429249
>Teacher Samus
Holy shit yes
>>267429747
Why is Samus in fancy dresses so hot?
![LING-YAO-image-ling-yao-36662249-1280-720[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5YcmyI2.jpg "LING-YAO-image-ling-yao-36662249-1280-720[1].jpg")
Samus is my favorite!!
What if Samus looked like this?
Could a 3rd person shooter metroid work?
I would base it on mgs controls
>>267430020
She's perfect in any clothes.
>>267430491
She'd be better in none
With her hair let down
>>267430491
She does look good in anything.Or nothing
Reminder that Samus/Palutena is Smash OTP
>tfw samus will never smear lipstick all over you
>>267431774
Wouldn't Peach or Princess Hilda be better for that?
>>267416331
My Little Bounty Hunter Can't Be This Cute
>>267417093
THE NAME'S BETTY YOU SON OF A PIG
>>267418419
>this abomination is what primefags want
>>267418965
>le mad prmefag mole autism shitpost
>>267425975
>Moefags need to make all this shit up to justify their shitty animes
>>267431810
gross
>>267430215
What's she doing with Yang from Street Fighter?
>>267434852
He's about to give her the Wang
I'd fuck Samus.
>>267435710
In which hole? This is important.
>>267435818
Vagina
>>267435818
Arm cannon
>>267435902
>>267435982
Both great answers, but not the best answer. Everyone knows Samus likes it best up the butt.
>>267418419
>le 80s Sigourney Weaver face
>>267425975
Nobody cares. You lost your war and you'll never change the meaning. Moe is big eyed, neckbeard pandering characters from shitty shows about little girls aimed at grown men.
MAKOTO PLEASE NANAIRO BUTTON ME
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Samus so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Samus every night before bed, thanking me for the live he've been given
>"Samus is love" I say. "Samus is life"
>My Dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Samus
>I called him a cunt
>My Dad slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Oh shit! is motherfucking Ridley!
>I'm so scared
>Ridley whispers in to my ear, "Groarrrrr"
>Ridley grabs me with his powerful space pirate hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm not ready
>He spread my ass cheeks
>Ridley penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, he is too big for me
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I don't want to please Ridley
>Ridley roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My Dad walks in
>Ridley looks him straight in the eye and says. "Grooooooooool"
>Ridley leaves through the window
>Ridley is love, Ridley is life
>ctrl+f
>no "I love Reisen"
I shouldn't be this disappointed and yet
>>267438862
>samus will never crush your balls with her heels
why live?
>>267439117
How will you impregnate her with crushed balls?
>>267418139
/a/utism
>>267439407
She'd be the one impregnating me though
>>267439407
Very carefully.
>>267439602
Are you a girl, and are you single
Why does Samus always look so angry?
Does she dislike penis?
>>267417152
"Ehhhh? Why are you staring at my feet, dude?"
>>267439838
>Why does Samus always look so angry?
Because she's single.
>>267440295
>There isn't a single person on /v/ alive who wouldn't fuck the shit out of her as constantly as humanly possible
>Everyone in her universe is too scared of getting killed
>>267417152
>shitty anatomy
>shitty perspective
>shitty coloring
And yet threads hating on lego go on 500 posts
>>267440461
Does Smash count as her universe, because she seems to like it when people forward smash their dicks into her over and over judging from all that art on danbooru
>>267431137
>Samus/Palutena
>Not Samus/Female Wii Fit Trainer
The purest of love is between the most perfect women in the world and a woman obsessed with healthy bodies
>Samus has been walking sex appeal for years now
>No doujins that don't involve some disgusting fetish
Having Samus as a waifu is difficult
>>267441452
I love when artists draw the Zero Suit all shiny like this.
Makes me wanna rub my hands all over it...
>>267442929
It's only shiny because of how sweaty she gets in it.
You've seen people wearing latex suits in real life, anon, and you've heard all the complaints about the chafing and itchiness. Don't you want to help her get out of it?
>>267443106
>removing her suit
What are you, gay? I bet you're the kind of fag that takes the thigh-high socks off.
Clothed sex is best sex.
>>267432721
Samus WAS based on Ripley, but that's just a generic 90's xtreem look.
>>267443297
>Implying the halter top and shorts aren't better
>>267443632
Eroquis draws the best Samus.
And anal.
post the comic
>>267443820
God damn right
>>267443297
Agreed.
Part of what makes me want to bone Samus so badly is that mouthwatering, skintight suit.
>>267443820
Anal is such a shitty fetish. How is a monster supposed to impregnate girl by plowing her ass? That's not how impreg works.
>>267444052
By remodeling her asshole.
You didn't read it did you?
>>267444052
>not impregnating the ass
>>267442256
I agree, the Zero Shit is the absolute worst.
Latex belongs on furniture, not people.
>you will never welcome samus home from a long mission with a hot meal
>you will never cuddle with her on the couch and watch space TV
>you will never give her a full body massage while she vents about space pirateswhich eventually leads to sex
>>267444460
Sex is too lewd for Samus.
>>267422213
>Not playing Metroid Gear Samus
>>267444442
>Latex belongs on furniture
>>267444460
You're implying she's even accustomed to normal human graces
Welcoming Samus home would probably involve a lot of nudity because she doesn't understand why people react the way they do to the sight of her perfect, voluptuous curves
>>267442256
There's millions of doujins where Samus is the reader's wife. How is that disgusting, you cunt?
Reminder thatfeather pubes.
>>267444442
You literally only hate it because you can't deal your attraction to her.
>>267430586
Wow, biggest pleb of all time award
>>267444905
No, I hate it because it's an outdated fetish that died with the 80s.
Go back to bed Sakamoto.
>>267444460
>Bunnygirl Samus will never wait on you, offering you drinks and sitting in your lap, shooting you a naughty, knowing smirk when she feels your boner twitch in your pants
>>267444719
Do you think a lot of men working with her in the Federation got an eyeful?
>>267444998
Then it's not sexy by your own admission and you shouldn't have a problem with it. Not that you would have a problem with an attractive woman being attractive in the first place, surely.
>>267430774
she looks her best in that bikini though
People draw Samus too soft and curvy. That goes against everything a bounty hunters body should be.
>>267445442
What the fuck are you even saying anymore?
Of course I don't think Zero Shit isn't sexy, it's fucking disgusting and ruins a perfectly attractive woman.
>>267444052
>anal is such a shitty fetish
Haha I get it anon.
>>267445553
>The shape of a female body is fucking disgusting.
Whatever you say, Tumblrina.
>>267445954
She's attractive with the halter top and booty shorts
She isn't with that bodysuit
>>267416331
Well, who the fuck doesn't?
>>267445954
So you'd fuck a pile of shit as long as it was formed in the shape of a female?
>>267417585what's the joke behind thisI watched the movie earlier today and loved it, but why is everyone always "daring" to stream it
>>267446031
Please tell me that Samus is single
>>267446024
That's just SJW reverse psychology. Samus is hot in both costumes, but some feminazis hate it because it's too sexy for them.
>>267446272
if you don't get it them maybe you should watch it again
>>267446287
I can tell you that those curves are padding stuffed under the suit.
>>267446287
I don't know, but if that Samus isn't I would kill anyone who dares to stands in my way
>>267429052
i don't get it
>>267446315
I don't give two fucks about feminazis since my dick dicktates what I like, and I'm not a big fan of the Zero Suit because latex is a shit-tier fetish
>>267446315
It doesn't matter how hot someone is if they're covered in shit.
The Zero Suit is ugly as fuck.
>>267429249
i felt my dick twitch
>>267446563
If you really liked Samus, you wouldn't let something that is intrinsically a part of her get in the way of your dick.
>>267444442
>Latex belongs on furniture
>>267446702
This post not only proves you are gay, but also at a level of gay too high for other people to comprehend.
Youre like, super gay.
>>267418407
>LE
Go back to I can't even finish this joke.
>>267428989
>anymore
It's like Reddit came here, was told it wasn't welcome, and then got mad and tried to claim it was a part of 4chan which at that point was probably correct. You fuckers don't even remember any of the other chan movements or e-sports because you're literally retarded.
>>267446730
My dick wants to be inside of her but you can't fuck a suit
>>267446871
There is literally nothing attractive about latex, and you have shit taste for thinking there is.
>>267447116
Half of the fun is finding a way in.
>>267416331
>less personality than Lightning's toenail
>"muh waifu"
Samusfags are the highest form of autism
>>267447104
In his defense, moot has been right at least one time.
>>267447369
This drawing is inaccurate, you place the knot behind the left ear, not in line with your spine.
>>267447149
>There is literally nothing attractive about Samus
Okay. Get a new waifu, then. Samus is ill suited for you.
>>267445461
Bikini Samus is best Samus, man.
>tfw no Samus to put on bikinis for me
>>267447254
>Take the suit off
Wow I did it
>>267447481
Samus is attractive.Wrapping her in a condom isn't.
Kill yourself immediately, Smashfag.
>>267447627
Congratulations! Now, fuck that bitch!
>>267416331
No you don't. You love >muh zero suit because you're a manchild who doesn't like it when characters don't pander to your penis.
>>267447869
that face holy shit I can't stop laughing
>>267447869
I want to be in a hot tub with that.
>>267447840
I would but I can't find any blonde girls as perfect as Samus
>>267448103
>No ecchi anime starring Samus being taken advantage of by other humans who know more about societal cues than she ever could
>>267447671
>I'm a massive SJW with big feminazi ideals and white knight tendencies, and I browse tumblr.
Okay. If you hated the zero suit because it looks too good for you, you just had to say so. The strange part is that you don't just move on to some burka wearing waifu if Samus is too attractive.
>>267448065
Can you feel it bro?
>>267448319
Y-yes.
the way she looks in a swimsuit
it makes me feel nervous and shaky
>>267448293
>I'm a giant illiterate Smashfag
Go to bed kid, don't you have church tomorrow?
>>267448319
>that soft midsection
>those perfect thighs
I'm hoping the rest of the set involves her losing that bikini somehow
>>267447493
I want titfuck Samus in her bikini and ooze out a thick loads of cum all over those tits.
>>267448532
I'll go to bed when you realise that you're a crazy SJW.
>>267448648
I do too, anon. the feel of both the fabric and her breast flesh at the same time just isn't fair on the penis.
Whats with all the fullnudefags suddenly flooding the thread.
>>267448626
I'm pretty sure that's a man, bro.
Samus isa shit
>>267448902
I don't care, I want the rest
>>267448801
>>267448293
>preferring the shitty Zero Suit that covers more of her than literally any of her other objectively more attractive ending outfits
Stop projecting already.
>>267448902
Its not gay if the penis is feminine.
>>267448639
For some reason, I feel like Patunia is going to grow an omnipositor and fill up Samus with eggs.
>>267448991
>Wanting to get rid of the zero suit literally because "It's too sexy".
Literally gay.
>>267449170
>Liking the Zero Shit because reveals less of Samus's godly body
Go back to tumblr, cunt.
>all this inaccurate fanart
Meanwhile, in the real world...
>>267449267
>The zero suit sexualises Samus!
>How do we get rid of it, Anita?
>We must pretend that other costumes are infinitely more sexy!
>>267449497
Anita considers Samus more misogynist than Princess Peach.
She's absolutely correct.
