CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
Obama
Andrew jackson
Can't scour the hower
Theodore Roosevelt
>>267408570
>Only rich white men over a certain age
>Your game needs to be reported to the social justice police
>2014
>Not maining FDR
Anything but Jackson is a wrong answer.
Nigga beat down a would-be assassin as a senior citizen.
![Martin_van_Buren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/axVFve4.jpg "Martin_van_Buren[1].jpg")
>>267408570
VAN FUCKIN BUREN
Abe Lincoln
>dat reach doe
>>267408570
>Not teddy
Do you even ride in rough situations?
>>267408570
Jackson, no doubt.
>>267408570
tricky dick is goat.
Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president
Abe Lincoln, he wields the axe of emancipation
>>267408570
>Leaving off the 3rd greatest president in the history of America
Give me some motherfucking Grover Cleveland. I'll waddle my way to victory.
grover cleveland is the only one with DLC
>no Obama
Step it up, OP.
If I made a Presidential Fighter, I would make it so anyone who chooses Obama would have their game auto uninstall
>>267408570
Literally who?
Bill Clinton Master Race here.
Those fucking awesome moves and combos he can do:
↓↘→ + P : Sax Blaster
↗↘↗ + P : Babe Inspect
←↙↓↘→ + K : Disrobe
→→↘↓←↗↓↑↓↑↓ + P or K : Pounce and Thrust
This motherfucker is the best. Too bad he's hard countered by Hillary.
Go Teddy or go home.
>no Jefferson Davis
>no David Rice Atchison
>four fucking Whig Party reps
Fuck you, Sakurai.
> implying you wouldn't pick dubbya for the hilarity
>not maining Wilson
Goddamnit Dubya's ult is too fucking powerful. how the fuck are you supposed to block a WMD?
>>267410207
You have to be daft not to main Taft.
Where my Garfield bros at
>Not Teddy Lincoln Jackson or Washington
>>267408809
This nigga gets it
>>267410283
>captcha: 0
>just the fucking number 0
about how talented he is too.
>>267410270
>wanting a gigantic hitbox
>>267409716
Obama is a secret character you dumb fuck.
Fucking americans, thinking they're revalent in a modern world
FUCK YOU AND YOUR THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND NEVER POST HERE AGAIN
THOMAS JEFFERSON 4 LYFE
>>267409716
He's DLC
>>267410283
>maining the second-squishiest character after William Henry Harrison
The guy's just too easy to counter.
Franklin Roosevelt main here.
I like to play with a handicap
>>267408570
It's time to show you faggots what Carter's capable of.
>>267410524
>being this mad because you were unpopular at school and your country's unpopular in general
fuck off sand nigger.
Who the fuck programmed Putin's AI? This is some Shin Akuma-tier bullshit
>Unavoidable judo throws
>Swims under you at lightning sped
>Those fucking Pussy Riot cages he throws at you
>Unlimited super-meter so he sends out the bear as much as he wants
>>267408570
Taftfags BTFO
When will you realize he is too big?
Andrew Jackson
>remove banks
>kick out Indians
>cheese
who /truman/ here
>>267410627
He's probably an American 14 year old who wants to impress some yuropoors
>>267410649
>putin
>hard
bitch please, you need togit gud
here's proof you dont know what the fuck youre doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHD22hqiDGU
>not playing US vs THE WORLD: LETS GET NUCLEAR
its literally the best fightan game out there
>Putin unlockable
>Merkel's alt costume
>dat soundtrack
Regan is the only answer, a true conservative and patriot.
I can't get the hang of Lyndon B Johnson's anti-air. Help pls.
>>267410692
Also, bulletproof.
>>267408809
>>267409191
>>267409353
>>267410414
Muh niggas.
I like this thread. It's going places.
>>267410627
Sand nigger? I'm from Norway. How does it feel to not be #1 on the HDI? Oh wait, you don't care for that you fucking degenerates.
>>267410270
>>267410207
is his super move a fucking stroke? or it the failure to create an enduring peace through weak diplomatic negotiation?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymwvxJKMQzU
>>267408570
KENNDY ALL DAY EVERY DAY
>>267408570
>>267408987
>>267409282
>>267410045
>>267410384
Haters gonna are gonna be in for arough ride
>>267410849
>Norway
>Not sandnigger
>>267411072
>Implying Norway has sandniggers
Unlike other European nations, we don't just let anyone in.
Would William Henry Harrison be the joke character?
>Not maining Andrew fucking Jackson
It's like you don't even want to win
>>267410849
hey guys remember that time Norway did anything important?
>>267411216
uhhhhhh...................................no............................
......................
........damn...................
>>267411167
>*statement doesn't apply for gypsies
>>267410692
>>267410830
>Lawrence approached Jackson with two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired
>Jackson proceeded to beat Lawrence near death with his cane until Jackson's aides pulled him off the assassin
Jackson is too OP.
>>267411216
What the fuck is Norway even known for?
Going from badass Vikings to a bunch of hippie pussies?
>>267410783
This is kinda great
>you will never unleash the power of the HUAC on your foes
I tried maining Gerald R Ford, but his super move sucks. It's just him deciding to forgive the opponent, then walking away, mid-fight.
>>267411391
WAT ABOUT TECHNO VIKING
>>267410207
>he tried to prevent the treaty of Versailles
>mfw yurop was too bottom befuddled to listen to reason
>then hitler rose from the ashes
based woody
>Taft was 2BIG
>Had to be scaled down for consoles
your move faggots
>>267411438
That's a throwback
>>267411359
He also loved to challenge people to pistol duels over pretty much anything, and I'm think he won each one.
>>267411510
fuck you lemonface at least Reaganwill be in smash.
>there are people who don't main George Washington
the ORIGINAL GW NIGGA
>>267411434
as long as you dont get hard countered by obama. link related, accurate depiction of how the fight will go 100% of the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbKV4FPxdec
>>267411359
>two pistols both of which, for some reason, misfired
thats some divine intervention, my man
Does FDR have weapons attached to his chair? He sounds kinda useless.
What would Harrison even do? He died before anything notable occurred.
>>267408570
>literally all white men
Fucking misogynistic racist pigs, how is it that developers think they can get away with not representing ME?
>>267411467
WILSON WAS RIGHT
>mfw Roosevelts get cut because of 3DS version
>>267411216
>>267411391
Black metal and paperclips apparently. And the peace price I guess. And Breivik.
Norway manages to have the highest living standard in the world while doing absolutely nothing thanks to oil.
>>267411438
He was german.
>not maining W
Easily the best character.
>>267408570
OBAMA FAGS BTFO!!!
>>267411784
>getting defeated by a walmart checkout line scanner
>main
Jackson
>secondary
Nixon
>subjugating the taco shitskins
>not hugging your teddy
>>267411784
The Dan of Presidential Fighter.
>>267411634
>>267408809
>tfw no president you vote for will beat his assailant near death with his cane.
Duke truman Nukem
The best way for a game like this to work is to have the presidents go up to WW1, then stop. That prevents it from getting too political and relevant and pissing off current political groups, plus makes a roster of a doable size.
Granted, we would miss out on some great potential characters, but it has to be this way.
The main character from the last videogame you played is now replaced with your president of choice. What happens?
>>267409752
you're so edgy and funny :^)
>>267412073
or you could just not give a fuck and make a fun game
I'm really glad that Monroe patch set up that anti-European Firewall.
>2014
>not Van Buren
His fucking mutton chop attack beats everything everyone else has. JFK is too easily countered by the Carcano rifle
>>267408570
they all look the same though
>>267412073
>Civil War wasn't political enough apparently.
Members of Congress were packing heat it was so tense.
>>267409752
Wow so edgy. Black people are monkeys and terrible people amirite
>>267412362
I meant politically relevant to modern groups. Having Obama and Bush as playable fighters simply wouldn't fly very well.
>>267412463
MORE L
IKKE GRILAS!!!
Chester A. Arthur is the most underrated fighter.
Prove me wrong.
>>267411195
William Henry Harrison, the hero of Tippecanoe?
Surely you mean Millard Fillmore.
my nigga Truman
>>267408570
Bill Clinton, FDR or Abraham Lincoln.
>>267409236
This, anyone not choosing Van Buren needs to learn more about political history.
George Washington
Nigger was 6'2'' in the 1700's.
>>267408570
I like Ike.
>>267412767
what the fuck? wouldnt that make him a god damn giant?
>>267412767
not to mention my nigga george was the ORIGINAL G
I've always wanted to see a fighting game based around the world leaders during World War II.
>Choose from Churchill, Stalin, FDR, Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini
>Churchill is well dressed in his signature coat and hat. He throws his hat to hit the opponent, beats them with a cane and makes sweeping rounds of submachine gun fire. Taunts include the 'V' sign and flicking his cigar. Finisher involves writing a novel
>Stalin fights shirtless, wearing only pants and his officer hat. He savagely beats opponents with his bare hands. His taunts involve communist flags. His finisher involves a bear.
>FDR rides in a wheelchair. His moves involve hitting people with his wheelchair and receiving supporting fire from Eisenhower. His finisher involves a nuclear bomb.
>Hitler's moves involve steampunk-esque weaponry, such as sawblades and flamethrowers. His taunts involve a lot of yelling and exaggerated hand gestures. His finisher involves a shower.
>Tojo involves being Japanese. If reduced to 1% health he stabs himself in the stomach.
>Mussolini involves being Italian. He throws pasta. His taunts involve pasta. His finisher involves pasta. His defeat pose involves being strung up naked, beaten and pissed upon.
>>267409716
You can't choose Obama because he's always darked out.
>>267412767
what a manlet
>>267409716
>including a nigger
>not maining Jefferson Davis
>>267409191
>playing a soft banned shitter
muh zoning
VIDEOGAMES.
MODS PLASE DELETE THIS THREAD IT IS CANCER AND MAYMAY AND SPAM AND NOT VIDYA AND AGAINST RULE!
>>267412914
I know you're just dicking around but the average height in the 1700's was much lower than it is now, so that dude was towering among everyone else.
>>267412870
>Hitler's moves involve steampunk-esque weaponry, such as sawblades and flamethrowers. His taunts involve a lot of yelling and exaggerated hand gestures. His finisher involves a shower.
>No gas attack
you had one job
>>267413157
>no mention of a brick oven, or a castlevania cross attack with the cross replaced by the swastika
>>267412767
This guy was 6,8. Why isn't there a Peter the Great game?
Someone needs to do a chart for this based on the Mario Kart character selections
>>267413134
You're reddit is showing, fuck off you nazi piece of shit
>>267412840
uh, yes. That's part of the reason he became the first president. He wasn't anymore smart, charismatic, politically savvy, etc than the Madison's and Hamilton's of the time, but he was tall as fuck and he was known for being super fucking angry all the time, so everyone was scared shitless of him.
Also you know, he was a military man so he had good discipline and was known as a war hero so that always helps too
>>267408570
>Maining based Clinton
>Dat sax move
You all plebs if you don't mind that nasty guy
Jacksonfags have ruined the franchise. He is literally 90% of the online match-ups. Tired of this shit.
>>267413148
and then G Wash impregnated all the bitches to give everyone the anti-manlet gene
>>267413304
no u fuck off u fucking faggot nigger you are the problem with 4chan you fucking queer you come in and make shitty threads and spoud le mamays and fucking are complete bullshit and cancer to /v/ this website has gone to shit and because its people like you are making the website fucking terrible trash you fucking faggot please delete this thread nad go away so we can fix this fucking website instead of having 'le ebin culture :)))))' bullshit fuck you you dont know shit you fucking newfag i bet youre one of those summer fags or people you are coming here and because its popular fucking faggot fuck you
>>267409716
Obama is currently broken and needs to be patched. He will remain locked until we fix the bug with his upsmash
>>267411993
You're forgetting the best part of that story. Later on, Jackson would have a statue of himself built, because fucking why not? It was placed at the site of his attempted assassination.
>>267413157
>no gas attack
>his finisher involves a shower
Josiah Bartlet
>>267413512
damn straight
Can anyone be as much of a playa as my main man GW?
>not going toe to toe with James muthafuckin Monroe
The zoning on his doctrine super is fucking godlike
>>267408809
just look at that warface
>>267413523
>''STOP HAVING FUN''
>>267413148
But Jefferson was about the same height.
>>267412081
>FDR
>Shadow of the Colossus
How can you climb the colossi without your legs?
>>267413523
holy shit the mad
>>267413664
>MS-ridden fictional president.
>Not choosing greatest fictitious president.
DO YOU EVEN FUCKING BRAWNDO?
>Not maining the man who took Florida just because he could in the war of 1812.
>Andrew jackson in a duel took a bullet to the arm, his shot killed the other man. Then when the doctors wanted to cut off his arm he said fuck that, and kept the bullet in there the rest of his life.
>One of his his biggest regrets as he left office was not killing his vice president.
There is no other correct answer
>>267413887
You can have fun but take this bullshit to b. This is the VIDEO GAMES BOARD, NOT THE FUCKING POLITICAL BOARD. TAKE IT TO POL OR TAKE IT TO FUCKING B YOU GOD DAMN CUNTS
JFK has the best win and lose animations
>>267413523
>being so mad
its not my fault the charles dickens fightan game was cancelled
>>267411058
>President McKinley made Roosevelt the Assistant Secretary of the Navy in 1897. When the Spanish sunk the USS Maine off the coast of Cuba while his boss was on vacation, TR sent Admiral Dewey to the Philippines to take out the Spanish Navy. Roosevelt then declared a state of War with Spain, despite the fact the he had absolutely no authority to do so. Acting on Roosevelt's orders, Dewey then sunk the entire Spanish fleet at Manila in about four hours.
>Just to prove how awesome he was TR built a huge fleet of white battleships and sailed it around the world, making sure to stop at the ports of any nation that thought it could possibly kick the US's ass just to prove to them that they couldn't.
>He stood outside and gave a two-hour speech in Milwaukee immediately after being shot in the chest in an assassination attempt. It was only after the speech ended that he went to the hospital to get the bullet removed.
>After his death, a notable politician remarked, "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".
How can such a man have been real?
>>267413523
Yeah, from your post I can tell you're dedicated to a high standard of quality for this site.
>>267409630
underrated post
Jackson or Teddy are the only 2 options. maybe George Washington for his sneak attacks
Teddy Roosevelt vs Andrew Jackson
>>267413808
>supposedly his parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it swore too much
What the fuck
>>267414256
im dedicated to people keeing their fucking shit where it belongs you stupid nigger. lurk more and take this bullshit thread to b
>>267414150
JFK is too easily countered by 6.5mm
>>267409187
>I'm so good I play with a handicap
showoff
>>267413523
I can just taste the butthurt
>>267414348
It would probably lead to the destruction of time and space itself.
>>267414589
hows it feel to lick another mans ass you fucking homo
>Choose Bush
>Unintentionally destroy the world
You lose, I win
>JFK is useless against ranged attacks
can a nigga get a buff
>>267412840
Not really. People were on average a few inches short than. He'd be like the equivalent of someone 6'4"-6'5" nowadays. Pretty damn tall, but not giant or anything.
>>267414437
>he doesn;t have a parrot that swears
what the fuck are you doing with your life anon
>Not maining the Silent Death
He's like Q. Brutal as fuck and doesn't say shit.
>>267414679
Depends on the person really.
Washington
because muh ISTJ
>mfw Teddy Roosevelt's Ult
>>267414795
(i genuinely do not have a response to this. well done.)
>>267414437
That's fucking bullshit. Jackson would have wanted the parrot to be there.
>>267414753
>Both his dry Yankee wit and his frugality with words became legendary. His wife, Grace Goodhue Coolidge, recounted that a young woman sitting next to Coolidge at a dinner party confided to him she had bet she could get at least three words of conversation from him. Without looking at her he quietly retorted, "You lose."
>>267414348
It would lead to something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M3AFC8AXb0
gw
>>267414949
I'm fucking angry. If I spent my entire adult life teaching my parrot how to curse really well, and then some pious cocksuckers kicked it out of my funeral, I'd be goddamn pissed.
>you will never become president
>even if you do there's no way you could be as badass and mysterious as Jackson
>not maining Clinton with a side of the Roosevelts
Step it the fuck up.
>>267408570
You already know who I'm picking.
Lyndon B.(alls need some more goddamn room) Johnson
>>267414956
Bitches and whores, right, Coolie?
i hate this thread, mods need to hurry up and delte it. heres somethin to help get it 404d
roosevelt is OP
JOHN HOWARD
>George Bush vs Al Gore
>Al gore wins by half a million votes
>Bush still got to be president
Democracy
>>267415025
Better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9N-BuufhyU
>Teddy and Jackson fight for eons neither person getting the advantage
>fight for so long they learn japanese
Teddy Roosevelt.
We need to resurrect him.
>not maining Millard Filmore.
Filthy casuals.
Fuck FDR fags, their fights drag out for too long
Calvin Cool muh nigga
Truman, because I'm a scrub that doesn't into tournaments.
>>267409597
>3rd greatest president in the history of America
Go away, kid.
>ctrl+f harding
>0 results
HE'S THE ONLY 2 PART CHARACTER
IT'S SIMILAR TO THE STAND MECHANIC IN THE PS1 JOJO GAME
EXCEPT HIS STAND
IS HIS COCK
NAMED JERRY
>>267415247
(Also this is the Ultra Combo Vice Edition)
>>267414248
You also forgot to list winning a presidential election after totally disregarding the Constitution and starting a war by himself. How do you lose an election with that as a talking point?
>>267415402
>Electoral College
how do i report a thread to a mod. i know how to report a person, but wheres the one to file a thread?
>>267415567
Yea their combos are pretty stiff
>>267409597
Obama isn't bad, but he's no Roosevelt.
>>267412463
>Black people are monkeys and terrible people amirite
>blacks
>people
He is the worst president since Carter.
>>267415784
god damn do you even know how much of an insufferable faggot you are?
>JFK is one of the youngest contenders
>has a bad back
Being JFK is suffering
>>267415779
>Electoral college
>Democracy
pick one
>>267415925
I'm sorry that you are literally upset at our election rules then. Bless your heart.
RON PAUL WHEN??????????????????????
>>267415817
>Carter
>Bad
explain anon.
>>267415882
oh fuck off youre no better. leave the new guy alone.
>implying any President can take Teddy "Rough Ryder" Roosevelt in a fight
>main Buchanan
>none of the buttons do anything
>>267416118
HAPPENING DLC is in the works. Apparently, the story is getting really crazy now.
>>267411467
>mfw the treaty of versailles didn't go far enough
>>267416219
Not him, but the dude was fucking nuts
>>267416118
Ron Paul never ;_;7
>>267415925
Here's how this discussion always goes down
>Democratic president gets elected
Democrats: The Electoral college is a sound system that takes into account the will of people while also preventing uneducated opinions of the masses from electing a completely unqualified person from just popularity
Republicans: The electoral college is a stupid system that contradicts the very foundation of what this country was built on, and the will of the people should determine who wins.
>Republican president gets elected
Republicans: The Electoral college is a sound system that takes into account the will of people while also preventing uneducated opinions of the masses from electing a completely unqualified person from just popularity
Democrats: The electoral college is a stupid system that contradicts the very foundation of what this country was built on, and the will of the people should determine who wins.
>>267410692
Didn't he have a swearing parrot?
>>267416352
Nuts for being a humanitarian? He builds houses for the poor with his bare hands.
>>267416219
>explain
He's a conservative, there's nothing to elaborate on.
>>267411684
more like poor weapon maintenance, the guy would have been laughed right out of /k/
>>267409535
Only correct answer. Can't believe its gone on this long without someone agreeing with this fine anon, scrubs.
>>267416494
>Missing the pun
Goddamn, but I will admit that the humanitarian work he did was pretty good
>>267416352
You mean like most of our presidents?
>>267416290
You've heard of the US tentative plan to dismember Germany following WWII into a series of small agricultural states, devoid entirely of industry and most advanced technology?
Glad that got shut down.
Spooky shit.
>>267416515
The definition of a conservative and a liberal change every two terms
>>267416219
When Carter took office in 1977, the inflation rate was 5.22%. Four years later it was 11.83% and during his presidency it actually hit as high as 14.78%.
The cost of living adjustments (COLA) when Carter took office was 5.9%. Three years later it was 14.3%.
When Carter took office in January of 1977, interest rates were 6.25% When he left office four years later they were 20.00%.
Gas was rationed during his presidency.
Iran hostage situation fiasco.
I can go on?
>>267416456
why not just get rid of it and have less to whine about? Also I'm pretty sure only republicans have ever won because of it
>>267409242
underrated post.
Taft, my niggas
>>267416625
Germany crossed the line and then some in WWII.
IN WWI all Germany did was honor their alliance with Austria fucking shits.
>>267408570
>not maining Andrew Jackson
It sucks that we'll never get a leader that based ever again.
>>267416515
Oh yeah I forgot every aspect of being conservative is bad, thanks.
>>267416775
Because when one president wins the other side will want to bring it back
>>267416456
The electoral college is a stupid outdated idea no matter who gets elected.
It only still exists because america is completely incapable of making fundamental changes to the federal government.
>>267416661
Well, the rhetoric becomes more extreme and skewed so naturally the terms include more people that ordinarily shouldn't be there
>>267416772
don't forget he got bodied by a rabbit
>>267408570
>tfw not a crook
>>267416772
I think people only admire him for his honesty
>>267417028
>sabotaging Vietnamese peace talks
>Watergate
Why people even try to defend this fuck is totally beyond me
>>267409236
>>267412723
>/pol/ picks an obscure president because he had a german accent
I'm so glad to know that none of you will ever hold positions of power.
>ctrl + f
>no john tyler mains
Why wouldn't you main Nicholas Cage's previous life?
i sent moot an email about this thread. i hope he fucking bans all of you and fires the mods who are incapable of doing their fucking job.
>>267409242
>Fighting him with Bush Sr.
>He pulls an AK-47 out from under his hat
>Blew me away with a rat-tat-tat-tat
I like Ike.
>>267417254
I'm not from /pol/ and they would probably hate Van Buren
He got the USA out of potentially pointless and costly wars in both Canada (Aroostook War) and Mexico (the Texas independence issue)
>>267417206
>1974
>being a crook
I seriously hope you hooligans refrain
>>267417467
I know I'm taking the bait, but stop. No one cares or is listening to you. There are President threads all the time.
At least shitpost in the board-tan threads, that shit is definitely not vidya
>George W. Bush still a clone George H.W Bush
SAKURAIIIIIIII!!!!
>Not a single mention of Zach the Motherfucking Warlord Taylor
Zachary Taylor is the the shit! Easily in a high B, low A rank.
Oh good, Ike's still in.
>Main Taft
>too fat to do anything
Is Jackson the Captain Falcon of this game?who is the Ganondorf?
Teddy Roosevelt definitely isn't top tier. He's weighed down by his incredible manliness like Ganondorf and Zangief. So he doesn't really fit the current presidential meta. Kennedy and Clinton are probably at the tippety top. Then it's W, thanks to being mostly air and having that electoral college OHKO cheese, but only Hungryrove can make him work in high level play, so that ranking is dubious. Then I'd say is FDR cause he's just impossible to knock out. Then Lincoln because of dat reach.
>>267417902
Harry Truman
>>267417902
Teddydorf, from the Rough Rider tribe of Roughers.
>>267417680
>president threads on /v/
>ITS VIDYA!
>console-tan threads on /v/
>video game consoles as anime girls on an anime website - specifically on a board about video game stuff.
>"ITS NOT VIDEOGAMES!"""
/v/ pls.
>>267408723
404 nigger not available; fuck off.
>>267416625
>You've heard of the US tentative plan to dismember Germany following WWII into a series of small agricultural states, devoid entirely of industry and most advanced technology?
>Glad that got shut down.
Yeah that was retarded. But one of the harsher plans from the end of WW1 would have simply partitioned Germany up to a pre-Bismark status, not destroyed it's industry.
>>267418093
You clearly haven't played Presidential Fighter
from the makers of Disney Princess Fighter
>>267417730
>CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
>BUSH!
>BUSH... JUNIOR?
>>267411634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
