Okay everyone, it's over. James doesn't know what harpies are.
What's a paladin? What's a harpy?
Step it up, bro. Everyone knows that's what someone who plays a Harp is called.
That picture is what women do to men.
>>267356303
>James will come home to his wife fucking a black man and she'll just say there wasn't enough diversity in the bed room.
>tfw you're balding
How do you cope?
>>267357384
>shave the head
>problem solved
>>267357384
Keep it short, that's all you can do.
Products don't work or have nasty side effects, wigs and transplants are expensive, look like shit and are pathetic.
fuck off spoony
>>267357384
keep it a little longer on top until it becomes noticeable and then shave it off. Trust me man. Doing all the rogaine and pills sort of helps, but your hair doesn't look or feel right and it gets a different texture and it makes you look even worse. I wish I could have skipped all the crying over it and just gotten rid of it. Luckily going bald means you get a shit load testosterone so you should be able to grow a decent beard by the time you're uber bald....also get fit. It makes a difference.
>>267357384
I have a friend who went bald at 18 years old. He just shaved his head.
>>267357170
James has been reported on hitting his wife before, so I doubt anything will stop him.
>>267357384
Don't be a shallow and vain douche.
>>267357384
Shave your head, seriously people who are balding that dont do this look goofy as fuck just do it.
>>267357737
>implying all of us are good looking like Staham
>>267357384
Let the pony tail grow out of course
it will distract people from the lack of hair on the top of your head, seeing it comming from the back
or so my dad thinks
>>267357737
Jason Statham has the chin to pull that look off. For everyone else there's beards. If you can't grow a beard have fun looking like a manbaby.
>>267357852
Staham isn't good looking he's an average dude. He's just confident as fuck so it makes him look good
>>267357384
do a liver flush
>>267358034
>implying average dudes have glorious chins like that
whatever you do don't try to cover it up
>>267357384
Get the Mike Pinder & Phil Collins look. It's my plan if I start to bald.
>>267357384
Wear a fedora of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuYA5Ml2VJI
>>267357384
>tfw you have hair so thick and luxurious women keep trying to capture you and hairdressers will not stop saying "JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT IS THICK"
Feels good mang, but if it helps I pretty much lost on every other genetic front. But I'll never go fucking bald.
>>267357384
I lost my hair in the classic horse shoe pattern. Completely fucked at 18 years old.
Now I just shave it. It's better this way. Go Bruce Willis.
>>267358034
No, trust me, he's very good looking.
I had never heard of harpies before Dark Souls painted world.
He said it himself, he was never really that much into video games, he was more into movies and films
>>267358643
That's fair enough.
Are you enjoying the fifth grade by the way?
>>267358563
Ok Jason. I'll trust you.
>>267358740
Yeah it's ok I guess.
>>267358643
>Dark Souls painted world
Those aren't even harpies.
>>267355835
Harpies? Ain't that the shit you get from sleeping with loose women?
>>267358814
cool
>>267358903
No, that's alimonies.
>>267357384
Started balding at the crown from age 17. I had long curly hair too, so by the time I got it cut short it looked goofy as fuck.
Best pray that you can grow a beard, otherwise genetics have really fucked you over. Get fit too. The fat bald guy is always the butt of jokes, but a fit bald guy is just a good looking dude.
>>267357384
Joke's on you I'm already bald.
>>267357384
Shave. When I'm going to be balding, I will shave. I've done some photoshop, and found out that I will look like this guy.Can't wait
>>267359078
unless it's AIDSmoby
>>267357384
Shave it, never have to worry about cutting your hair again
>>267359083
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
>>267359121
He's too skinny to make it work. If he beefed up a little bit he'd be pretty hot.
>>267359121
ONE COMES OUT THE FRONT (Pee pee)
ONE COMES OUT THE BACK (Poo poo)
>>267357384
The people telling you that shaving your head will solve your problems are delusional. When you are bald you will be constantly ridiculed by your peers for it. Your identity will be defined as the bald guy. The first feature anyone will use to explain your appearance is your bald head. You will be the butt of bald jokes for the rest of your life. Any time you anger someone the first thing they will insult is your bald head. You will no longer be attractive to young women. If you're also short then you will be COMPLETELY fucked with women because they will genuinely see you as a lesser human being. Assuming you're relatively young, you will be seen as an outsider among people your age because even though it's not that uncommon, many people seem to think that you don't go bald when you're young. You should seriously consider getting on medication NOW. Talk to your doctor about finasteride maybe even dutasteride depending on how far your loss is. Go to baldtruth.com or hairlosstalk for information on treatment. I would also ignore the finasteride/dutasteride fear mongers because they're mostly full of shit.
If you're black and your head isn't oddly shaped you can actually consider shaving your head without getting a huge negative reaction.
>>267359019
Is ck a good looking guy?
>>267357384
eat someone's hair, their hair power will transfer over to you and refill your tanks, don't listen to these people telling you to shave, they just want to eat your hair
>>267357384
I'm 24 and have some thinning. It usually grows back,but then sheds again. I'm not sure if it's balding or not.
>>267358742
I don't know why but posts like this always crack me the fuck up
>>267359526
>bald conspiracy theorists
>THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAIRIES DID DURING 9/11
>>267359625
Run your fingers through your hair a few times. Did you manage to pull out a large amount of hair by doing this? If yes then youre balding.
>>267359526
Hey, my fiancee is a qt Asian and she said one of the things she found attractive about me was I was bald. She's got a fetish for it or something.
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>267359767
I just did this, but I think I only pulled out cat hair
in all fairness the cat hair may have already been on my hand
Did he get a hair transplant?
>>267359540
He's your average overweight middle aged man.
That's the only reason his schtick works so well.
>>267359526
Younger women like older looking men. Evolutionarily it's meant to show that you're able to provide or whatever, and bald men tend to have more testosterone. Some young women will fucking love it, but some won't. That's just the way it is. Being less that 5'6 and bald would be pretty terrible though.
What IS a Paladin?
>>267355835
He looks like Chris-Chan in the last panel kek
>>267359865
No but dude needs one
Or rogaine
In fact, it looks like he might've tried rogaine and given up before the 1 year mark
>>267360016
Except Chris has long hair
>>267357524
If you have the head for it. Otherwise, enjoy looking like a giant baby, or a potato.
>>267359767
Nope, only a couple hairs. I'm probably just stressed.
>>267360165
>I'm probably just stressed.
Keep telling yourself that
>>267360126
But his hairline has receded to shit
>tfw thick haired, but hairline is halfway up my head
>tfw six-head
>>267360235
Yup but everyone like that doesn't look alike
>>267359526
Enjoy keeping your hair and losing your erections, oh, and man tits too. It's not some conspiracy either, it's fucking common.
>>267360315
But Chris-Chan does.
Do you have down-syndrome?
>>267355835
I haven't seen James in quite a while, but holy shit, is he really balding that badly?
>>267360383
Except he doesn't
>>267360345
I've been on finasteride for 3 years now, stopped all hair loss and even regrew some hair, and I've no problem with man tits AND I can get it up.
The thing is, you'll only ever hear about the people that weren't successful because they're more likely to visit a site to bitch about it
>>267357384
Grow a beard, shave the head, done.
>>267359714
Lol I know baldtruthtalk sounds like the name of a conspiracy website, but it actually has some good information on FDA approved hairloss treatment and "treatments" that you should avoid because they're bullshit.
If you lose your hair, then just start wearing a mask, and pretend you're doing a bane cosplay
>28
>Have my grandpa's hair
>At 93, he had more hair on his head than my mother and father combined
>My younger bro has my dad's hair
>Dad's bald, younger bro is already balding
Feels good, man
>>267360143
I remember that there was a survey that found, in order of attractiveness:
>full hair
>shaved/bald
>thinning
so if you're thinning your best bet is to cut your losses and not look like a drowned rat
>>267355835
>he hasn't moved in 2 years
WHY HASN'T ANYONE HELPED HIM?
>>267355835
>What's a harpy?
I keep seeing that phrase. When did he said that? Did he post a video or something? An interview?
>>267359540
Nah, he looks like shit without his goatie.
>>267360292
>>267355835
I think he was attempting to do a joke with herpes.
>>267359981
>Bald men tend to have more testosterone
No this is a myth. Male pattern baldness is caused by DHT not excess testosterone.
>>267359526
>>267359981
>22
>5'4
>receding at temples
>musclefat
>despite all this, relatively lucky with women
Must have some strong pheromones or some shit.
>>267359996
Someone who embodies all the qualities of a true knightly hero.
>>267360931
DHT is transformed Testosterone, basically
>>267358742
Man, being Jason Statham would surely beat the hell out of working at a warehouse.
But hey, warehouse work beats the hell out of retail work so I'm happy I'm out of that shit AND get paid better
>>267357626
>like 1 hour of training
>people are shocked at how difficult it is
Fucking japs, they really are inferior.
"What's a harpy?"
HoMM and D&D fans are probably shitting themselves over that quote.
>>267357384
>caring about your hair
If you must just wear a hat or something
Wait, how can James not know what harpies are? I thought he was obsessed with Castlevania, and they show up as monsters in it all the time.
>>267361051
Nigga did you read the manga, literally the next page is everybody calling bullshit on him getting that strong with such a basic workout.
>>267360219
>>267360165
dont let this homo worry you, I was stressed a bit a couple of hairs always came out when I ran my fingers through. it's been two years and my hair is still the fuck longest and most feminine everything
>>267360980
Normally following under some holy god as well. Also only Lawful Good.
>>267360532
Have you seen him recently? He does now.
>>267361051
>the joke
>powergap
>your head
>>267361051
10k a day is no fucking joke man.
>>267357384
I'm 27, my hair is the same as it's always been. Does that mean I'm safe from balding?
>>267360967
Receding at temples is not the same as being bald. Someone with a receding hairline can still have aesthetically pleasing hair. Look at Jude Law in the talented Mr.Ripley, high temples but a pretty strong forelock so he still looks good.
Why all the hate on James lately?
>>267359078
>tfw balding
>tfw can't grow beard
>tfw genetics have really fucked you over
>What's a paladin
Bullshit. How would he not know what a paladin is. I mean, harpies, sure, maybe he played castlevania and a ton of games and not know what they are. I can understand that.
>>267361515
I thought the "What's a Paladin?" joke was from one of Spoony's Ultima videos where the Avatar says it.
Don't tell me James himself said it as well...
>>267359083
KANE LIVES!!!
>>267361487
>tfw have to trim beard every week because it grows too fast
>>267361051
>>267361276
Pretty much this. The entire series is satire of all of the over the top anime and manga out.
Every other character that One Punch Man encounters has the whole "My parents were killed when I was a child, I learned how to fight when I was forced into a martial arts tournament, I have the spirit of the ancient blood dragon inside me" bullshit when One Punch Man is just strong because he got tired of the same old bullshit each and everyday and decided to change his life around.
>>267361643
Impossible. I'm calling bullshit on that. Even the ordinary guy knows what a paladin is.
>going bald
>wasted years of effort full of stress to make a movie nobody liked or cared about
>knocked out of youtube most subscribed list when he was top 10 at one point
>sjw wife that controls his life
>have a baby that has "complications at birth"
>lets mike run the site and pull the strings in internet drama
>losing more and more fans due to Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video
>rumors of being a cuck
>is losing passion and is getting bored with horror movies
>was never really into video games and sucks at it
>doesn't really know much about video games or movies fucking Mike knows way more than him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>267361515
Well, most people only know Crusader and shit.
>>267361898
Stress.
>>267361898
Rumors of being a what?
>huge fan of horror movies, monsters and video games
>doesn't know what a harpy is
HOW
>>267360219
It's true nigga, I got alopecia due to stress and had 2 huge bald patches on my head for about a year, then it all came back as thick as it was before.
>>267361898
let's be honest, his decline in popularity isnt really his fault. The whole AVGN thing just got old on it's own, the rest of the stuff about him is mostly rumors
>>267361898
>Chris Bores/Irate Gamer video
If you're talking about his latest one about him "opening up" on AVGN, it's the biggest load of horseshit ever.
The only thing he does say that is true is that he "borrowed" content from other (and better) reviewers.
>>267362015
Probably just some fa/tv/irgin projecting his fetish.
>>267361898
So you go in every AVGN thread and post this copypasta? Why?
>>267361680
>beard refuses to fucking grow on my chin
Seriously what the fuck, I can plait this shit If I let it grow but it just doesnt grow under my lip, is there some kind of whale sperm or something I can rub on it to make it grow there?
>>267361306
If you follow D&D.
But originally, paladins were Charlemagne's top warriors. Folks like Roland, Oliver, Ogier, Huon, Fierabras, and Ganelon.
>>267362839
Get better genes.
>>267355835
>2014 AD
>Sideburns
>Those glasses
I'm no /fa/ggot, but he should have more self-awareness than that.
>>267362839
Christ, it's always right to the aquatic mammal semen with you people, isn't it?
>>267363023
been here long have you?
>>267361806
I wouldn't bet on it. Most people haven't seen "Have Gun -- Will Travel" these days.
>tfw 26
>tfw 5'4
>tfw balding
>>267357384
Get in shape and go full bald.Buy a wig
>>267362171
That's like not knowing what a Cyclops is.
>>267357384
Only option is Sudoku.
Think about this, how many bald presidents can you name? People would rather have a ooga booga for president than a baldy.
>>267363505
Ike was bald
Someone post the goofballs pasta please.
>>267363505
Eisenhower was fairly bald.
>>267363304
Do you have gf or had one? If not sudoku
>>267363674
Also Ford was balding.
But he wasn't even elected veep.
>>267357592
And grow a beard to.
>tfw started balding at 18
>realized i'd use whatever time left i had with my hair to start working out
>also started growing a sick beard
trust me. if you're balding this is the best thing you can do. literally NOBODY will EVER fuck with you.
>>267363674
>>267363685
Out of 44. Not to mention these are all old geezers so you would expect more baldies.
>>267357384
I have good genetics so I don't have to cope with being less of a man.
Is it true fapping can cause this? i've noticed my hair start to fall out and nobody in my family up to my grandparents side on either side is bald.
Balding can be made worse by fapping too much
Just so you know
>>267360292
>>267360850
This. It works for him man, bitches are all over this crazy alien obsessed fuck.
Also he seems like an pretty cool guy.
>>267357384
>Shave
>Grow a Beard otherwise you will look pathetic or very unnatractive
>>267364316
I'm done for. Goodbye, hair.
>Dad and Granddad on my fathers side went bald young
>Granddad on mothers side had a full head of thick dark hair well into his 70s
Winning the genetic lottery feels good bros.
>>267357384
I wonder why people give so much of a fuck about this, anyway. Shaving your head is one of the easiest, cleanest haircuts you can do, it looks stylish and you don't need to spend time combing it or whatever.
>>267364003
Not many of us remember what, for example. John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren, or Grover Cleveland looked like.
He already spoiled the ending of his shit movie.
tfw started balding at age 14
Did anyone see the AVGN movie? It looks like crap
>>267364478
sorry mate, its your father who you will get your gair from
its a myth about the mothers father thing
>>267363492
isn't he the X-Man or something?
>>267366001
Someone uploaded it to youtube. It was pretty awful.
>>267366001
It is
Truly
>>267357709
Source?
>>267365604
That you Larry?
Anybody have DSP rubbing his dick video? No I'm not making this up. He accidentally posted on youtube a long time ago
>>267361898
>Sjw wife
Fucking sourse or links?
>Doesnt know about games or movies
Literally wrong
>>267359686
You're not alone.
>>267366609
Explain.
