Oh shit nigger you're a skeleton bounty hunter on a mission to take down a lich named Steve.
You're currently tracking his trail through a spooky forest.
What do you do?
Oh and your sidekick is your own soul/ghost
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>>266176874
Ask the ghost where he got his hat
swap eyepatch to other eye
>>266176874
>Steve
Fuck that nigga, what is he too good for an N?
>>266177134
that pink and blue swirly hat
>>266177134
The party hat
>>266177134
This hat
>>266177134
Get that ghost his hat back
>>266177502
cool.
Don't lose it again.
Now. check skill sheet for you and your soul
>>266177502
What a baller.
Do we have any spells/magic
>>266177502
check both your stats and skills
>>266177553
Skillsheet checked
>>266177717
view from his vision
>>266177717
Go to the closest cemetery and kill enemy skellies for XP
>>266177717
fax the skills sheet to his agent to get a job
>>266178016
also what is your name?
and your soul's name?
>>266178016
Now check our Soul's skillsheet
>>266178105
Enter your name
>>266178416
The Crowing for the skelly
Claudio for the soul.
>>266178416
The Spookanator and Dr. TJ Connors
>>266178416
Drake and Josh
>>266178416
James and the Giant Peach
>>266178576
Are you sure?
>>266178686
Yes
>>266178686
no>>266178515
lock it in
>>266178686
Sir Mix-a-lot and DMX
>>266178686
I roll to check for invisible traps
>>266178749
TRIUMPH!
>>266178749
Congrats! Your name is now "The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul."
And since the ghost is your own soul, he is also called "The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul."!
>>266179064
Check under eye patch for rolled up map in eye socket
>>266179064
you son of a bitch.
the skeleton's name is The Crowing
The soul's name is Claudio
>>266179064
Lets go fight some BKs for easy exp.
Equip Double swords
>>266179064
That's a real jawful, let's just shorten it to C&C
>>266179064
We need to find info on Steve, pull up the bounty
I roll to check for invisible traps again, I'm really conscientious about this shit
>>266179332
Caves are the natural place for more skeletons after dungeons, go their to try to recruit others to your cause.
>>266179332
set up a base of operations by cutting down soem trees
>>266179332
Go to Steve
>>266179332
Look for weird looking trees
>>266179064
Check what the weather's supposed to be like
>>266179487
2bad, already locked in
>>266179758
Cut down a tree to see if they are alive.
>>266179758
In anger of your creator, announce your plan to burn star IV
>>266179758
'kay then. Grab a fist full of dirt and taste/smell it to see if you are on the right track.
>>266179758
Kill self
>>266179847
"Whatchu trying to do nigger"
>>266180092
Kill me pls
>>266180092
Ask tree if he has seen Steve
>>266180092
Tickle it until it vomits
>>266180092
Say you are a tree barber and you wanted to give him a shave, but since he doesn't want one, ask it if it has seen your quarry.
>>266180092
Ask what its preferred pronouns are
>>266180092
tell it "you're going downtown steve" and cut it down
>>266180313
I think they're tree/tree
>>266180169
"Oh, he's inside that giant evil necropolis right outside this forest"
>>266180452
RECRUIT TREE INTO PARTY
>>266180452
What is it like being a tree? Does it suck? I be it sucks.
>>266180452
ask him if he knows the location of supreme tri-mage wilhelm ryan
>>266180452
What has the necropolis done to be considered evil?
>>266180452
Kill me
>>266180579
"Nigga you a skeleton, you're already dead"
>>266180724
That is racist. Proceed to lecture him on the finer points of skeleton society and social sciences.
Cast magic missle
>>266180724
Woah that's right. I feel so free of burdens now, I can go to heaven, thank yooooou treeeeee [voice fades into the distance]
>>266180885
>>266180506
possess tree with The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul(ghost version)
>>266181198
Meanwhile at the lake.
>>266181198
once more
>>266180560
>>266181479
Now back to us lecturing the tree on our people's long and storied history, starting with your great great great great great great great great skelepapay who was the first skeleton in your family, and how he worked his fingerbones to the marrow feeding your less skeletal wife. Back in those days, skele and fleshy marriages were frowned upon, but love always finds a way. Of course his son eventually became skull bane, ruler of the dead, holder of the deeds to the under gates, first advisory to the supreme evil, and brother to sully the jelly like.
>>266181479
Contemplate existence.
>>266181479
lakemonster swallows you, ghost, and tree
>>266181479
Turns out that lecture bored the tree to death, his tree soul joins your party
>>266181797
Ask if the tree want's to come with you and help you on your quest.
>>266181797
ask tree to join your party
>>266181797
Alright, enough fun, set out towards necropolis.
>>266181797
Good, now find out why your swords are gone, they seem to have disappeared
Ask if ghost can twerk
>>266181879
Your lecture seems to have bored him to sleep
>>266182110
Start rattling your bones to wake up the tree.
>>266182110
Stick a stick in his stickhole
>>266182110
Now that he's vulnerable, kill him, do it now
>>266182110
Oh well, more adventure for us I guess.
>>266182110
kill him and offer his tree blood to the tree blood god
>>266182148
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
The stree still sleeps
>>266182486
Light the tree on fire and then ask his ghost to join your party.
>>266182486
Grind rattling skill on tree till he wakes up
>>266182486
Fuck this shit, let's head for the necropolis
>>266182486
Look around for hot forest nymphs.
>>266182539
yes
>>266182539
"What the fuck man"
>>266182810
Alright, necropolis time.
>>266182810
tell him it was steve the necromancer.
>>266182810
I was just trying to wake you up, but you wouldn't. Oh well, let's let bygones be bygones. Join my party will you?
>>266182810
You can move around now, you can see the world. Isn't that what you've always wanted?
>>266182868
"How about Fuck You"
>>266183106
Proceed to assist the defenceless female wizard behind the tree over there in killing an arachnid
>>266183106
Don't be such a tsundere treeghost-chan.
>>266183106
tell him that it was steve.
tell him you're willing to avenge him with his help
>>266181198
>>266183197
"That's a lie! He did it, not Steve!"
"Thanks forest god"
>>266183386
Look around for hot forest nymphs and hope the treeghost leaves you alone.
>>266183386
Set the forest god on fire and ask his ghost to join your party.
>>266183386
man he doesn;t know whathe's talking about.
I swear ti was steve
he umm.
posessed me to do it
>>266183386
burn another tree maybe they'll join us
>>266183386
Knock him out with a ghost punch and kidnap him.
>>266183386
dance like a stupid idiot.
>>266183386
FUCK YOU
>>266183519
"Steve, did you possess The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul to burn down this tree?"
"uh what?....No?"
"There you go"
>>266183761
If you are a god why are you such a little bitch?
>>266183761
Would you trust an evil lich lord over me?
>>266183761
but he's a liar, forest god.
That's why I'm hunting his bounty.
He LIED TO THE KING!
>>266183761
Spook the soul out of the Forest God
>>266183761
Forest god is working for Steve. He can't be trusted.
TIME TO KILL HIM.
>>266183761
You forgot to lace your shoes.
>>266183838
"La la la, can't hear you, got leaves in my ears"
>>266184083
burn the damn leaves
smoke up
>>266184083
Insult forest god until he curses you, cursed skeletons are always stronger.
>>266184083
Then why did you respond?
>>266184083
rip and tear those leaves off
>>266184083
Look for hot forest nymphs.
>>266184083
How did you hear us talking in the first place then?
>>266184083
yell that your god is a coward
>>266183761
Of course Steve would deny it, he wants to get away with it
>>266184149
He curses your cool eypatch into a shitty leaf
>>266184409
Tell forest god he's a nerd.
>>266184409
curse him back
>>266184409
Man, he is such a lame god, even his curses suck.
>>266184409
Swear allegiance to forest god if he will change your eye patch back.
>>266184409
the skeleton god has much better curses you hack
>>266184764
Now burn down the Forest so he'll just be a normal God
>>266184764
Who is that mysterious (and no doubt cool) stranger?
>>266184764
enough dicking around. cut losses and head toward necropolis
>>266185168
But first set a few trees on fire
>>266185168
find suspicious footprints
>>266185168
Head to the lake to cool off, adventuring angry never ends well.
>>266185168
Where is soul?
>>266185168
On the way find some cute animal to skin for eyepatch leather.
>>266185168
Where is our soul?
>>266185535
Find that dumb lake monster and punch it in it's stupid mouth
>>266185535
you feeling crescent fresh yet?
>>266185535
Feeling better?
>>266185535
realise our useless soul is missing
>>266185535
Rattle your bones to clean them.
>>266185575
But it's like way up theere
>>266185746
Quitters never win, climb that abomination.
>>266185746
begin climbing up there using the beast's scales as ladder rungs
>>266185746
Extend your fist by reassembling your bones into one long lines of bones
>>266186054
Tip the scales in your favor
>>266186054
Start throwing the scales at the lake monster.
>>266186054
>>266186054
keep going. dont become sensitive about weight
>>266186379
resist
>>266186379
Realise that you don't even have an ass, and that sticks and stones will break your brones but words will never hurt you.
>>266186379
Realise that you're all bones and keep climbing because the scales weigh in your favor.
>>266186596
stab that thing.
>>266186596
Cry
>>266186596
Call the lake monster a fatty to feel better about your own weight problems.
>>266186596
Keep climbing.
>>266186596
Realize dense bones are an evolutionary bonus for skeles
>>266186596
But we have no flesh, how can we have fat?
>>266186838
Elbow drop the stupid weight machine from the monster's head.
>>266186838
Spook the monster
>>266186838
Put your ghost into the monster and assume direct control.
>>266187146
Now that your self-confidence has been restored ask the lake monster if he wants to join your party.
>>266187146
break elbow on impact
>>266187146
Build clockwork eyepatch/trophy out of machine remains.
>>266187146
realize that since you move by magic being heavier is an advantage
>>266187179
"Join your party? What for?"
>>266187351
We're going to beat up that nerd Steve.
Now ask the ghost of the lake monster to join your party.
>>266187351
Steve is a dick.
>>266187351
Well it is a Party, so what would that name imply?
>>266187378
"Who?"
>>266187534
A big dumb nerd who said you're fat.
>>266187534
The big faggot in the skull castle. He hates lakes.
>>266187598
"Well what a jerk, sure I'll join you"
>>266187682
Sweet let's go to the necropolis.
>>266187534
That guy who poisoned your lake.
>>266187708
Wait first let's make sure the lake monster can survive outside the lake.
>>266187682
Alright cool. So what is your appendage situation? Flippers, tentacles, legs?
>>266187708
"Great! Let's go!"
>>266187987
ask the lake monster if ge knows a sea monster named bob.
>>266187987
That's some spoopy shit.
Oh wait, don't forget to >>266187214
>>266187987
Scream internally
>>266188190
Now ride that beast into battle.
>>266188190
Assemble a weapon from the remains of the weight machine.
>>266188190
Scream externally!
>>266188231
Face your fears, take you new party member to go for round two with the nerd god.
>>266188471
Introduce your soul to the horrible abomination.
>>266188471
NOW scream externally!
>>266188559
>>266188471
scream into the weight club.
>>266188668
Scream at the weight club about your self-image issues.
>>266189016
order a lake monster sized "poak bun" shirt for your new friend.
>>266189056
It is now that you realized you have no cash
>>266189276
Find a newspaper for a job
>>266189016
Size up your new ally
>>266189056
now do the hoky poky right into that skull castle
>>266189276rentyour soul for tge required cash.
>>266189276
Go ask soul if he can spot you some cash.
I need to go to bed, but thanks for the laughs OP. Even if it's notvidya
>>266189325
But you have a job right now: hunting down Steve.
Lake Monster asks: "So, we're going to take down this Steve guy with just the two of us?"
>>266189491
I liked OP's fun cutesy little drawingsI wish I knew a good program/how to draw in a simple way
>>266189618
Search for more party members
>>266189636
I think he's just using paint
>>266189618
"three, technically"
>>266189702
we lost The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul in the forest when we left in a hissy fit
>>266189618
We need to find a pure hearted warrior, we can't do shit to a lich like this
>>266189618
Search for a new friend to join you on this exciting quest
>>266189809
"Three?"
>>266189810
Can we indoctrine the lake monster in a holy order so they he has the power to slay the lich
>>266189921
Nonchalantly turn to discover your soul is not there.
>>266189921
realize>>266189787 go back for him.
>>266189921
Why yes, I believe that lizard shaman standing right over there was interested in joining us.
>>266176874
>tfw the game ideas here are more interesting than most games actually being made.
>>266190207
PANIC
>>266190207
Oh shit, we've got to find him!
>>266190207
have a teary eye'd montage of all the good and bad times you had with The Crowing for the skelly Claudio for the soul.
Like that time you were going to go to a Judas Priest concert but you missed the bus
>>266190169
that's what happens when you have 5-50 different random assholes throwing out ideas which are picked via lottery while being unhindered by a publisher, rating system, or budget.
>>266190582
mount an overly complicated rescue plan with scribbles and shit.
>>266190582
Fall to pieces.
>>266190582
Okay, think, where was the last place you saw him?
>>266190582
Cease panicking and take a look around the immediate area for your ethereal buddy.
>>266190582
Notice a goblin ghost buster running off in the distance with some kind of vacuum cleaner looking thing.
>>266190667
scribble scribble
>>266190908
Mumble to yourself "No wait this plan is crazy... Just so crazy it might work!" Then laugh madly.
While we are laughing to ourselves our soul shows up with a new poak bun shirt.
>>266190908
Step 1) Build a ghost seeking robot out of plywood
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Acquire ghost friend
>>266190908
Realize you are illiterate.
>>266190908
what does your trusty "sword" think of this plan?
