Has science gone too far?
Build a New 3DS to catchy j-pop and watch as your wallet empties itself.
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/kisekae/index.html#/try/create
>put waifu on top
>put shimapan on bottom
The wooden templates look dope, but sadly only the white model is announced in NZ when it looks better on black
>Not Muigi
Step it up OP
Anyone save Ridley pic?
>>265821503
First thing I thought to do
>>265822149
I'd buy it
>>265821804
>>265822639
Thanks docs
>>265822639
thanks doc
The first guy to propose customs for reasonable price is gonna make millions. As long as they accept to print tits on the plate
>>265822917
Don't worry, soon eBay will be filled with 5000 pages of knock off face plates
>>265821289
>having any sort of decals on a portable device
Acceptable if you're a woman(depending on age). Otherwise enjoy looking extremely unfashionable and getting looks of genuine disgust.
Sorry, I'm XL master race.
Has science gone too far?
>mfw when kut-ku plates
>>265821289
>>265821289
are these regular size or XL size?
>>265823390
Regular, XL doesn't have the custom plates sadly.
>>265823024
>giving a shit about what other people think about your fun device
>giving a shit about anyone who makes assumptions about your character based on your fun device
typical social outcast
your friends won't care, people who are actually interesting and fun to be around won't care, and if you take it into a professional setting to begin with you're a dumbass
>>265823390
Regular only
>>265823390
It's regular, but it's still bigger than the old regular. XL won't have faceplates.
>buying a New 3DS
>encouraging this
>>265822639
>Transparent green for the bottom
Subtle
I like it.
Cheers Doc
>>265823436
>giving a shit about what other people think about your fun device
I don't give a shit what they think about the device, I give a shit what they think about me. You can swing around your 2cool4school attitude all you want, carrying one of these around is the same as wearing a trench coat or cargo shorts, and no self respecting person would ever do it.
>>265823509
It's like going from GB > GB Color. You'll be forced to buy one eventually.
>>265823509
what's wrong with it?
I've had my 3DS for a while and the shoulder buttons are wearing out, it's time for an upgrade.
Why are all these chinks sliding up onto my screen? I'm building a DS go away
>>265823509
Literally zero reason not to.
>>265823896
>Nintendium
Meanwhile my Vita is in absolutely mint condition after having it for years of constant use.
>>265823621
I feel bad for you anon
>live on campus, carry 3ds between classes
>get at least 18 streetpasses every day, probably passed by 50 different people with a 3ds
everyone's playing the smash demo right now
life is gud
>>265823621
i'm a self-respecting person and i do it. nobody i've talked to has ever given a single shit.
you really need to lighten up. nobody cares what device you dick around with since everyone dicks around with a device these days. if you had face plates on it, a few people might think negatively, but those are generally overly judgmental people you probably don't want to associate with anyway.
people who think this stuff are generally overly insulated or just overly scared that not everyone will have a positive image of them. guess what, that's always going to be the case.
>>265823984
monhun and accidentally throwing it at a wall don't help
>>265823234
Stop 2cute pls
>>265823896
because you are encouraging awful business practices.
>>265821289
I keep mine matte black. No fingerprints for me!
>>265824036
how so?
I as a customer am pleased.
>>265823984
maybe because there are no games to play on the vita so you can't wear it off.
>>265824007
>people who think this stuff are generally overly insulated or just overly scared that not everyone will have a positive image of them. guess what, that's always going to be the case.
How do I stop?
>>265824101
killing a console mid gen for an incremental upgrade. Screwing over fans
>>265823984
Yeah things I don't use don't usually get worn out either. But I have games on my 3DS.
>>265824143
stop what?
>>265823024
My sister gave her boyfriend the Zelda Link Between Worlds 3DS last Christmas
I think it looks pretty neat, as does most people who have seen it.
>>265824170
it's not like the 3DS is dead, most games other than a few wii ports will be on 3DS
the new 3DS is entirely optional.
it's not a 9th gen handheld, it's just the DSi of the 3DS
>>265824129
>>265824176
This pun doesn't work when he said "years of constant use"
Try another epic burn
Are there game and watch face plates?
>>265824267
what if he used it as a doorstop
So who else is going to import the Kyary faceplates when the 3DS comes to UK/NA?
>>265824170
no, exclusives will be few, but most of the newer games will have better visuals or something, just like black and white was better in dsi than the ds.
>>265824208
Being overly scared that everyone hates and judges me.
>>265824326
You mean buy the chinese bootlegs? I will
>Mfw this site
>Try to move mouse over to Kyary
>mfw she dissapears when you mouse over her
>Can finally have a green handheld without yoshi on it
Fook yes.
>>265824508
You killed her.
>>265824341
i dunno, that's something you should probably ask a shrink unless you feel like reading a bunch of psychobabble stuff yourself to learn
i think the core of it is self-confidence though, start doing things you can be proud of
>>265824341
Other than not giving a fuck there's no other way.
>>265822149
>>265822236Panty patterns?
>Its ok when nintendo does it
>>265824508
>>265824627
What can PJ Suit Samus do?
>>265823984
funny enough, that one friend of mine who bought one had to change it twice already for button stopping to work entirely.
>>265824732
Tuck herself into bed for a good night story in record time.
Nintnedo have done something really fucking clever here.
Rather than make a whole new 3DS just for one theme they make cheap as fuck faceplates for you to just swap them. Lowering costs and frees up more budget
>>265824627
That's a snazzy ass toon link
>>265823871
underrated post
will they release blank plates to print on them?
>>265824627
Give Toon Link the Windwaker and he's actually look like a fucking composer
>>265824776
>That bowser
<Audible wheezing>
>>265824776
Zelda and Peach are really cute.
>>265824776
What is this? I missed it.
>>265821289
What are they implying? These are the defaults.
>>265824901
>you will never steal Bowser's inhaler for an indirect kiss
>>265825050
Japan's New 3DS ad campaign.
>>265825201
kek
>>265824776
Mario looks like a massive manchild.
>>265825216
ah cool, cheers.
>>265825201
I chuckled.
>>265824776
>mfw I just noticed the characters are wearing the patterns from the site
That's some subtle shit.
>>265823171
>New 3DS IS an XL
>also has a higher res screen than the XL
You're not master-race, you're a dumbass.
>>265821503
someone post the miku shimapan one
Ace Attorney plates fucking when?
Sooo
It's either customisation and shit
or bigger screen
N3DS it is. Fuck the XL
>>265825551
N3DS is still bigger than the original 3ds, too.
>>265825549
>tfw no ace attorney plates
>tfw no etrian odyssey plates
>tfw no zero escape plates
>>265825307
you only just figured the potato-nosed italian going "WAH HOO! YIPPIE!" was a manchild?
Damn, this is making me really want a N3DS.
>>265824776
>people argue that kirby is not a she
>>265825853
Ridleyfags, ladies and gentlemen.
>>265825908
Magical Boys aren't a thing. What else could Kirby transform into?
>>265825908
He's a guy.
Just a very homosexual one.
>>265824776
>mfw Sailor Yoshi, King Pikachu and Cute Isabelle
>Post yfw China will start making bootleg faceplates with shit quality
this song is too damn catchy
>tfw guilty pleasure 2014
s-sorry father
>>265825853
How does it fell to know that you're aBIGfaggot?
>>265824776
>Samus being used as promotional material in jap land
Where's your Pit and Fire Emblem now faggots?
>>265824623
Do people here really not know what shimapan means?
hopefully, preorder bonus will start to include plates instead of cheap figurines.
>>265826113
Why not all three?
They're Nintendo's three best series, after all
>>265826130
>shimapan
Shimapan is a specific trope, It's OK to not know it if you aren't into it.
>>265826113
Selling units.
>>265826223
>trope
Go back to tvtropes.
itt: disgusting manchilds and their shit taste
Do yourself a favor and grow up, you're a disgrace to your family. Oh, and btw: Stop playing with your toys in public, you look pathetic. Thanks.
>>265823024
>Nintendo DE
>fashionable
Hoo boy
>>265826312
>This much b8
Kek
>>265825209
It hurts to live
>>265824797
So, you never knew about faceplates before? They are nothing new.
>>265826226
thats not even a location
>>265821503
You're a genius, anon.
>>265825908
>people are fucking retards who didn't even watch the commercial
>No Zero Suit Samus
>>265824836
probably, I recall something "make your own" from stream announcement. But they may be referring to having different top and bottom plates.
>>265824797
They've tried it before.
>>265823024
Ki o tuskero! Gojira da!
>>265825391
>subtle
>they literally jump into the 3DS plates and turn into the pattern
>>265826491
There's something lewd about having Monster Hunter written across your pantsu.
>>265826653
>How to Catch a Predator
>>265823871
10/10, would laugh again.
>>265826591
The GBA was singing its swan song at that point though.
>>265826653
Right above where you insert your headphone jack, too.
>>265826905
You can shove the game card and stylus up there too if you like.
>>265826425
I think it's clever to return to it in the face of so many fucking themed 3DSes that have come out prior.
Shit, how many variants of the 3DS are there? It's probably the most Nintendo's ever produced for a console.
>>265827180
All handhelds had a lot of variants.
>>265827151
Damn, what a slutty little puppydog. She acts innocent but really she can fit all of that inside her?
>>265827180
No, it's equal to the DS at this point.
>DS
>DS Lite
>DSi
>DSi XL
>3DS
>3DS XL
>New 3DS
>New 3DS XL
>>265827180
Yeah, I'm all for it.
Frigging wooden faceplates, man. That's rad.
>>265827316
I think he meant special editions ones, with custom case.
>>265827316
Think he means different designs they've had to specially print.
According to this, it was 70 in April
http://www.officialnintendomagazine.co.uk/44317/3ds-colours-and-special-editions/
>>265827432
Ah.
>buying a new3DS instead of the superior black new3DSXL
>not getting decals when they come out on sites like etsy
Commercial plebs.
>>265827732
Yeah good one anon enjoy your shitty no customisable console and shitty decals that will only be one colour
>>265826005
There is a manga where a huge burly guy gets the magical girl outfit.
>>265821289
> Catchy j-pop
Cancer
>>265827890
Why do you prefer unicorn's vomit instead of simplistic looking desing?
>>265827890
>https://www.etsy.com/listing/204660354/legend-of-zelda-inspired-majora-mask-3ds
>implying it doesn't come in multiple colors and sizes
>implying decals aren't more customisable
>>265827732
I like size of regular 3DS better than XL model.
XL never been comfortable for me to hold
>>265828119
I'd rather have loads of customisable faceplates over one decal
There is zero reason to actually buy the N3DS XL now.
>>265823984
Reminder that OLED screens degrade over time.
>>265824776
Why is Link such a cutie in that picture?
>>265826005
>magical boys aren't a thing
>>265825405
No it's not. And no it doesn't
>>265823871
you little fucker
>tfw I am the most boring fucker
>I main Mario in Smash
Shota dreams coming through
>>265828243
>implying the bigger screen isn't enough of a reason
>implying decals won't be better than shitty faceplates
Don't even bring up resolution, the difference is miniscule.
>>265828541
Yes it is. And never heard about it, could be true.
>>265828706
why are you doing this to me, anon?
>>265828708
>>265828857
>>265828857
Oh god, i need this
>>265828964
>>265828779
N3DS is a few mm bigger than the original 3DS. The difference is barely noticable. Both XL's are roughly the same size.
Every 3DS/2DS has the same resolution too. The DPI would be different though.
>>265828708
So all you can say about the N3DS XL
>Bigger screen
N3DS:
>Bigger than original 3DS
>Customisable faceplates that they're will be a lot off
>Colourful faceplates
>Going to be loads of companies going to end up creating them unofficially
>Probably even create your own
Literally no fucking reason to get the new 3DS XL unless you're fucking blind and can't see 30 cm in front of you.
>>265826130
Sorry Im not a chinese cartoon pro like u
>>265825853
Someone get this hothead outta here!
![[need-intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rD7PmLG.gif "[need-intensifies].gif")
>>265828706
I don't need it
I don't need it
I definitely don't need it
>>265829081
>Inb4 muh decals
I sure love swapping and re applying stickers every time.
do they know about the shimapan or is it a coincidence
>>265829051
Where are my fucking Metroid customization plates?
I dunno why this one feels so appealing
>>265829281
>>265829051
aww i want this but it has to be the same pinky purple colour as mews little orb that he makes around himself in the pokemon movie
>you will never have a see through orange 3ds
>>265829417
Coming with Metroid Prime 3D
>>265829491
>>265829531
This would get me to buy a New 3DS. Not even kidding. Do this Nintendo and you have my fucking money. Even if it's just Prime 1 in 3D I'll fucking buy it.
>>265829643
Metroid is getting a new Prime game on the new 3DS and Windwaker is getting another port to the new 3DS using the second screen like the WiiU does.
>>265829643
I imagine it will be a 2.5D Metroid with added depth to the backgrounds to make use of the 3D effect.
Prime would probably be for Wii U.
>>265829605
>>265829605
that looks shite. why would someone buy this?
>>265829081
Not him, but the XL has some advantages too
>Bigger console, so buttons aren't cramped together
>Bigger screens
>Most battery life of all 3DS models
>Classy matte finish - not a fingerprint magnet
>ABXY buttons don't look like skittles
>Some people don't want to be nickel and dimed into buying faceplates and skins
But guess what, it's up to personal preference. There's 2 models to give you choice for what suits you, so there is no wrong choice. They're both the same console at the end of the day.
>>265829768
Somebody thinks decals actually look good lol
Haha, bottom screen is clear green like a fart cloud, haha
I wonder what yoshi's farts smell like
haha
Besides the whole faceplate thing, N3DS has the SNES-styled buttons while XL lacks them.
Plus i like that i can fit it in my pocket, while i'm fairly sure i wouldn't be able to with the XL.
All in all, i'd say just go for whatever you prefer. In my case, just the regular N3DS will do for me.
>>265829758
>>265829768
>>265830005
if colour were in reverse that would be good
>>265829886
sometimes they look good. would you rather a plane single colour ds?
Fuck you, I was listening to In the Court of the Crimson King and this jap shit starts playing.
Ugh
>>265830120
Yes because thats all I have my DS as. Plain.
Decals look fucking shit and they leave dirt marks and they're not as reusable.
>>265829751
>>265829740
I'd rather much have a new Prime game on the Wii U with a 2d one on the 3ds, even if 2.5d, but I'm just saying if they put Prime 1 on the New 3DS I'd buy that shit up. Especially if the Metroid faceplates were bitching. Something Metroid that's fantastic being New 3DS exclusive is the only thing that'd make me buy it.
I'd probably go with the smaller one since I'm not too fond of the size of my XL. The only thing that comes to mind that I like about the XL is the hinge seems much stronger than the normal ones. Are the smaller 3DS/New 3DS hinges subpar or anything? They don't have that click to them but that doesn't really mean they're shit.
>>265829758
Holy shit that's dope
>>265824326
The one on the right reminds me of Nia.Fuck now I want a Nia faceplate.
>expecting anything worthwile from nintendo after the GC DS era
I heard the regular N3DS wasn't releasing in NA. Is this just a rumor? I seriously hope it isn't true, I don't like XL sizes.
>>265830292
So what you're basically asking is Nintendo to pull a batman and release a 3D game on consoles and a 2.5 game on 3DS
>>265830246
>reusable
>dirty marks
what?
what are you doing to make you ds dirty?
Kat and Krysta faceplate when
>>265830374
In NA it is N3DSXL only. In EU, AU, JP it's both models
>>265821289
>no dnb version of this catchy tune
>>265824776
>Toon Zelda ZR
>Peach without her puffy dress and a bandana bow
It makes no fucking sense /v/
How come Aus fags are getting the 3DS in November but we have to wait till 2015
What the fuck. I'm 100% fucking fuming.
>>265830417
Not at the same time, just in general. Prime 1 for New 3DS would be to tide people over until the new games came out. I also just like the idea of Prime 1 playable anywhere.
>>265826221
Mario, Pokemon and Zelda are their trinity. Metroid is just a C tier series that had it's time in the sun for a while, but now it's forgotten.
I want the wooden one, but I also want a 3DS XL. Life = suffering
>>265829489
>Splatoon shimapan
>Song is only like 2-3 lines
>Cant fucking stop listening
>>265830650
Probably because the demand is smaller there and Nintendo can't produce enough for the US in time for the holidy.
>>265830650
Because the population of Aus/NZ is a 10th of the US/EU. It's easier and quicker to mass produce that smaller number. Plus they can cheekily test the market for prices to see what shit sells better and which size they need to produce more of.
If you're from yurop though, the aus N3DS is literally the same console you'll get anyway, so you can import one if you can't wait.
>>265830907
If I find out the AUS Consoles have the EU firmware I'll import it.
>>265830417
So like they already did with Fusion and Prime 1.
>>265830813
>>265829489
>delicious flat chested squidgrill faceplate
Holy fuck anon
>>265830540
>In NA it is N3DSXL only. In EU, AU, JP it's both models
Bullshit. Source?
>>265831112
>JP
Well it's JP so they'll get both
>AUS
Confirmed for both will most likely run EU Firmware as usual
>EU
Read above if EU is already running on both models then both models will come to EU easily
>NA
NA TBA (New Nintendo 3DS XL only)
>>265823984
>constant use
what games are you playingmy buyers remorse is like toxic
>>265823509
I've had my original 3DS since launch for a while now. Ambassador program and everything. It's still in perfect condition and now it's the righttime for an upgrade. Sell the old one and buy the New one for slightly less money-
>>265831287
But where's the source on N3DSXL being NA only?
>>265825201
you got me
>>265821289Smelly Eggs
>>265831724
thanks doc
Ima go /v/, but my the time im back I want an answer. Keep in mind the PRIMARY game I want for this is Monhun.
http://strawpoll.me/2671835
>>265831287
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GO BIG OR GO HOME FAGGOTS. CUSTOM FACE PLATES? ARE YOU A GOD DAMN WOMAN? YOU'LL GET IT PLAIN AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.
>>265831898
If you want some reasoning:
3DS XL + CPP looks like an abomination and you have to pay extra for that privilage. The CPP also needs it's own batteries, so that adds to the cost.
N3DS is all built in so no extra costs, and you can play all the new exclusive games. Plus MH4 will be out by the time the N3DS is out too.
>>265831724
Danke Doktor
>>265826312
Quentin pls
>>265831287
Fuck NoA,I'm just going to import everything.
>>265831724
t-thanks doc
>>265830461
I'd buy it
>>265831287
That's bullshit, nice source buddy
>>265830461
>Kat and Krysta
Pardon my ignorance, but who?
>>265832891
The Nintendo Minute people
>>265832967
Which one is the grill?
>>265830810
You should get both.
>>265832967
Buy Krysta is married. A QT nintendo Asian girl who is already married. Thanks nintnedo
Someone upload a transparent .png
>>265833070
Krysta is a qt
>you will never cuddle with Krysta
>>265833310
She a QT>tfw you'll never have an asian girlfriend to cuddle with
>>265833489
Yeah she is a QTtfw you have a japanese gf to cuddle with and she always turns it into sex somehow even with tongues too
>there's no Kirby ones
What the fuck, Nintendo?
>>265827151
Don't forget the ac adapter that goes up top
>>265834062
Kirby is for 5 years old and under now. Those niggas can't afford faceplates stupid
>>265834298
>Kirby is for 5 years old and under now. Those niggas can't afford faceplates stupid
>Kirby is for 5 years old and under now.
>Kirby is for 5 years old.
>5 years old.
>5.
>>265827316
Not how it goes ya dumb autistic cunt
>3DS
>3DS XL
>2DS
>New 3DS/XL (same release window, no need for separation)
>>265834298
>Kirby is for 5 years old
I'll fight you nigger
>>265826491
What a slut!
>>265834918
I don't fight toddlers.
>>265831287
Nice no source faggot. Does your dad work at nintendo?
>>265834298
>>265835024
Mature gaymur alurt
>>265821289
Why Can't I have ketchup on my cornflakes as a 3DS?
>mfw Amiibo toys for these versions
>>265832279
The extra analog on the N3DS is absolute shit though. Also I dont particularly care about the looks or portability of it
Why the heck is there no matching top blue for the Nook logo bottom plate, shit sucks.
What's the name of the song in the commercial?
