Who's got the best ass, Peach or Samus? It's such a shame panty shots are censored in SSB4... :-(
http://www.strawpoll.me/2661745
>>265649772
peach doesnt have an ass bro, shes all tits
>>265650015
I can see her well defined ass in the OP pic?
>>265650015
>>265650095
Holy shit, Peach is basically a Barbie doll. I don't know where the hell you all are getting this shit
>>265650275
If Peach is a Barbie doll, then what is Samus?
There has to be a reason Mario chases that shit castle to castle and it's not for her awesome personality
>>265650604
She hides that curvy little ass under her poofy dress, and Mario knows it.
Damn, Peach is stacked as fuck.
Shit's so tight
>>265650604
Or maybe Mario is just as dumb. I mean, no person with actual common sense would save a stupid blonde bimbo who can't defend herself at all, much less multiple times.
>>265651094
Same goes for Samus.
Peach has no ass. Just because you're in tight shorts doesn't mean you're showing any ass.
Post a side angle shot of Peach and see how flat it really is.
>>265651348
>Peach has no ass.
>Hit box for it in Melee jiggles.
>>265651746
It wouldn't surprise me if her actual ass jiggled too, but they took it out due to being Nintendo.
Peach is really really hideous looking. Why can't you people at least have standards?
>>265651348
It's not a fat bubble, but it's definitely not flat either - I see some curve.
>>265650015
I agree with this.
>>265650604
I think she has an awesome personality.
>>265654350
Didn't she get naked in Paper Mario?
>>265654619
Yes. Unless you used a camera hack to see behind the shower curtain. Then immersion ruined.
Peach has more of an elegant princess butt, while Samus's ass is all plump and heavy.
>>265650604
She's the ruler of his country. Shitty ruler, but ruler nonetheless.
>>265655353
This is a good analysis
>>265650015
What tits?
>>265655704
Thanks. I kind of prefer Peach's ass, actually. But I knew Samus would win the poll because big butts always win.
>>265655843
see
>>265654283
I fucking hate Princess Peach
>>265656225
>hating cute and fun girls
You must be a thrill at parties.
>>265656225
How can you hate this?
Better thread would be peach's ass vs peach's tits
>>265657139
Honestly though, isn't Peach a lot more famous for her ass than her tits?
>>265657254
Her Side B is pretty popular so most likely.
>>265656497
>>265656670
She is far away from cute or fun. Also just because you get hot and bothered by a stupid blonde bimbo doesn't mean the rest of us (with taste) do. Nor does it justify how shitty she is.
>>265657254
Who doesnt like an underdog?
>>265657343
>just because you get hot and bothered by a stupid blonde bimbo doesn't mean the rest of us (with taste) do.
Speak for yourself you huge fucking faggot.
>>265655968
Not official.
>>265657343
I bet you like those mongoloid Asians and you talk about taste? Atleast dont make the same mistake as my dad did.
Besides, there was this test or something why guys like blondes more and it was because blondes had a higher fertility rate or something.
Peach also wears elegant princess panties. Samus probably wears some kind of space thong, judging from how her suit crawls all the way up her (rather fat) ass.
Since when did /v/ give a shit about plot device faggotry? Let this thread die already
>>265649772
>:-(
OP is a faggot
>>265659496
>caring about smileys
i gave up years ago
>>265657254
Peach booty is best booty.
>>265659807
Sigurd, pls
>>265659351
>Since when did /v/ give a shit about plot device faggotry?
Who the fuck mentioned anything about that?
Which is the most sex appeal Peach have ever had? Which game?
>>265660330
Probably melee cause people saw her pantsu for the first time. Or mario kart because of this outfit:
>>265659807
>>265660330
I'd say mario tennis on the gamecube.
>>265660848
Hmm... first pantsu or skin tight biker outfit... which is more suggestive really?
>>265660952
The short dress? Did she have some nice legs to with it?
>>265661026
If you upskirt her model, you can see her panties riding a bit. And yeah, she had some nice legs.
>>265661223
>you can see her panties riding a bit
What are panties doing when they ride a bit?
>>265661502
>*riding UP
My bad. Basically she has a bit of a wedgie.
>>265661578
Wow, really? Because in Melee and Brawl, she has granny panties which even cover bits of her thighs.
>>265661578
Gonna need some pics
>>265661667
>Brawl
Nope, pretty sure she had panties on there.
>>265661674
I don't have a pic with me right now, but I'll look for one.
>>265660952
>not SSX
>>265651136
You know how easy life must be when Bowser isn't there?
He's bangin' the Princess, AND he's a plumber.
>>265661827
Best I could do.
>>265661924
>>265662012
Is this really a wedgie?
>>265661924
Whoa, is she wearing a thong?
>SSX
What's that?
>>265662147
Yes she is.
And it's a snowboarding game.
>>265649772
>>265661026
Would you let Peach sit on you're face?
>>265661960
He's risking his life for what is practically nothing. Someone who gets captured every week and he risks it all for it. Just as stupid as the girl herself
>>265662252
I'm afraid her butt is a bit too tight for that to be comfortable. Now, Samus on the other hand...
>>265662128
Now that I look more closely, it looks like a straight up thong.
>>265662168
I didn't think it'd be *that* SSX. Is it like that time mario was shooting hoops on the street with my boy Jamal?
>these people are considered "core gamers"
>I share a hobby with this people
This is why I don't tell anyone I play video games.
>>265661924
>>265662012
OMFG!! Peach is wearing a thong... is 4chan even aware of this??
>>265662460
Why the shitpost?
>>265662346
>Now, Samus on the other hand...
Tell me moore, anon.
>>265662540
I haven't seen anything about Peach's thong on 4chan before.
When did this happen?
>>265662439
Epic. Now blog about it on tumblr so I can follow you.
>>265662439
>WAAAH WAAAH FUCKING NERDS DIE CIS SCUM CHECK YOUR CIS PRIVILEGE TOXIC GAMURRS
>>265662613
>When did this happen?
Are you being serious right now?
>>265662586
Well, simply put, Samus's butt looks like it has a lot more fat on it than Peach's. Therefore it would be more comfortable to let Samus sit on my face. It would be a lot softer.
>>265662439
Shut up and fap you faggot.
>>265662703
You could grab handfuls off it and shake her cheeks around. The fattest ass.
>>265662703
What about her thighs?
>>265662693
Fuck that attitude, man. I had NO idea that Peach wore a thong in certain games. I'm in shock. I really had no idea one of the most kid friendly characters who normally attracts girls ages 7-12 is wearing a friggin' THONG.
>>265663001
I think you should lay off the alcohol for a bit man.
>>265662847
I don't think it's THAT fat, but she clearly has some "unnecessary" flab on top of her gluteus maximus.
>>265662896
Depends on the game. In SSB4 her thighs look slim. In Zero Mission, thy rub together.
All right now you guys got me playing Mario Kart 8.
So...
Any Requests?
I have rosalina replay that looks like a slight cameltoe
>>265663226
Well then we gotta tie her down and MAKE it that fat
>>265663315
More Peach ass lik the shot you just posted.
>>265663315
Any more Peach in bike suit?
>>265649772
Would you let Samus sit on your face (with her asscrack right on your nose) while she gives you a footjob?
>>265663406
This guy gets it
Daily Reminder
>>265663470
>>265663479
This any good?
>>265663882
>Paluenta gets panties
>Peach gets The Void
>>265663997
It would be very hard to give Palutena a black void
>>265663882
I dont understand why they did this
I want some HD princess pantsu in the WiiU version goddammit Sakurai
>>265663997
The fact that they gave Palutena panties, and STILL a black void for Peach "just because they could" makes me mad.
>>265664176
>>265663906
If I could get closer I would
>>265664424
More booty inbound
>>265663882
>>265663906
>>265664424
>>265664774
Thanks for doing all this.
>>265664310
oh my god is that sakurai
>>265664310
so why give slutty Palutena a pole dance taunt and introduce her like this
thats just blue balling us
>>265664873
Yes.
>not recognizing the dojo
>>265664984
That ass is weak
Samus
>>265664851
No problem.
Anything else?
I've got nothing better to do
To be honest I love doing this kind of shit
>>265662012
guys it is the shadow
>>265665045
anon please
not everyone has to have ZSS' ass
think of our poor Irish brothers
>>265665171
Well just any pic you have. Whatever you feel like posting.
>>265665090
>Sigurd
>Shadman
The gang's all here
>>265665398
God just imagine that spreading spider pose blocking you into corner
>>265665628
>Peach doing the cicada block meme on you
>>265665628
More butt
>>265666113
Guys I think I've found the sexiest peach ass pose of all time
Get ready for a 3 parter
>>265665090
>mfw that comic didn't continued
>>265666303
Oh lord guys...
>>265666425
IT'S TOO SOFT
REPEAT
SUPER SMOOTH ASS INCOMING
CAN YOUR DICK HANDLE IT!?!??
>>265666425
that kart looks way too happy to have Peach sitting on it
I would be too
>>265666303
>>265666425
>>265666608
Just a quick question, who is normally your favorite in MK8? Sorry
>>265666608
The battle is lost...
My dick is no more...
captcha: speak clamely
>>265666757
I can't decide
Rosalina has mass
Peach is too cute and innocent
and Daisy seems like the kind to tell you to stop squeezeing her ass ,but would then tell you something like "I never told you to stop."
>>265666776
The replay...
It doesn't want to stop...
There's still
EVEN
MORE
ASS!!
Samus may have a fat ass, but Peach as a nice toned butt. Fat asses are for niggers.
>>265667198
Peach
PLEASE
I can't handle it
>>265667198
>>265667418
How many pics do you have of Peach?
>>265667418
Oh sweet baby moses
It's happening
World War Cheeks is upon us
captcha: nferso command
>>265667698
is she rocking a cameltoe in that pic?
>>265667769
No, it's just a shadow.
>>265663997
>>265664072
>>265664176
P-pics?
>>265667587
ALL I DID WAS RACE
RIGHT NOW
THIS HAPPENING LIVE MAN
Seriously I just raced a few minutes ago and hit watch replay.
What you're seeing now is the result of the race
>>265667851
Jesus Christ these pics are literally seconds apart
I can't escape the ass
>>265668009
What the fuck is happening
her ass is spooking me now
All she did was land and that happened
>>265668129
I-I think it's over
this one took a bit more time to get to
>>265668296
OH NO
NOT AGAIN
>>265668393
PEACH!!!
MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!!
All this Peach ass makes me realize how fat Samus's ass actually is.
>>265668558
HNNNNNNNNNGGG!!
>>265668663
In all seriousness
This has got to be my greatest replay
I never thought hair could contribute to my boner
>>265649772
underestimated post
>>265662952
>J-Just pretending g-guys, we can s-still be friends right guise? hehe! x)
Fuck off.
>>265668834
That is a good shot
Now play as Rosa
>Palutena gets panties
>Peach gets the void
Bull-fucking-shit.
>>265669095
You know what I have replay saved of a cameltoe with her
hold on a sec
>>265669346
Do we see any slight peek of cheek on Palutna, or is she wearing grannies?
>>265669095
There we go
I'm not sure why I saved this
It was an online race and Switched to the other racer and then it happened
>>265669648
Have some more
>>265649772
Peach just made me realize that a butt doesn't need to be fat to be curvy.
>>265669648
Not as enticing as you made it sound
>>265669813
Sorry
It was more suprising than hot when I found it
Would a slippery oily Rosie be of any consolation?
>>265669974
Yes, thank you
>>265669974
Not sure if this one's any better ,but why the fuck not?
Now I remember why I saved it
In the end a blue comes and blows up half the racers after the finish line
All right who else wants something?
I'll race, do specific stunts to get a good pic and post it
>>265670471wendy
>>265670471
Baby Mario please
>>265670471
Close-up of her tight little curvy booty, but not in stretched poses and positions.
If you can.
>>265664793
UNDER-APPRECIATED POST
>>265670471Shizue
>>265670546
Hows that?
>>265670597
Lucky for you peach was in the race and...Oh
It appears that Mr. Dong wanted to say hello
hi
>>265670597
This good or closer
Because I'm trying
>>265671450
heres a bonus
>>265670556
Doing what?
>>265649772
>>265671450
How about this?
>>265670546
Got another
I'd like to see how Isabelle looks.
>>265672156
She doesn't exist yet
>>265672156
The DLC for her doesn't come out until May 2015
Anybody else?
No more requests
>>265672467
plump rump
>>265672510
But who's?
>>265672582
Rosalina
>>265672510
Someone called for a plump, untoned rump?
>>265672714
There
sorry 'bout the wait
I'll get more
>>265673081
Bro I'm pretty tired of your shtick. You're on at all hours of the day and night and your opinions are just incorrect.
That rump is NOT plump enough
>>265672714
Here's another
>>265673149
How is that not a plump ass? Just look at all its pale flesh.
>>265673192
and another
Why are all these screenshots in 720p? I thought the Wii U was a next gen system...?
>>265673521
Don't start shit, it only lets you take screenshots up to 720p
>>265673521
It is. It's slightly more powerful than a 360, while being a lot more quiet and only half the size of a 360 Slim.
Anymore requests?
I had a guy ask if he could see the dolphins in dolphin shoals once.
>>265673767
Daisy, please.
>>265673828
Flower girl
>>265673828
More flower butt
>>265674423
Hot damn how long have I been doing?
>>265674423
and another petal patootie
>>265674495
I got a lot of good shots out of this race
>>265674345
>>265674423
>>265674495
>>265674579
You're the best. Thanks, friend.
>>265674764
No problem here have some oily ass
>>265674973
Jeez even more good ones
>buy Super Princess Peach for sister
>End up playing it all the way through for sexy faces
"Why are you playing that"
"Oh...uh...i-it's a Mario game!"
>>265675090
and a cute on to end it
>>265675141
I've played game for weirder
I bought Mario pinball land for the sole purpose of seeing peach morphed into a ball
All of these ass shots make this the best thread ever.
>>265674697
>>265675090
>>265675170
>>265674973
>>265674973
>>265674973
Anon, you're too based. Thank you.
>>265649772
Wario does.
>>265675341
You're welcome man
>have a lip fetish
>can fap to peach and rosa's faces alone
Those fucking dick sucking lips, man.
How can one thread support so much delicious fartboxes?
Thanks to the anon who posted those screenshots.
>>265675242
It was just hard to justify why I was playing a game solely for girls.
>>265675791
I'm just some fucking guy that loves ass
Well guys it's been fun ,but I gotta go to bed now so g'night
>>265676324
Night, friend.
Is it wrong that I really want to fuck Peach?
>>265678630
Yes. What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>265678630
No, cause I want to as well.
>>265675362
Can't argue with that.I always thought he'd feel like a pillow, given how small and fat he actually is, but still packing in those muscled arms. I wouldn't give a damn about the smell and even if I did, baths and showers exist for a reason.
>>265678630
No, because everyone wants to.
>>265678630
It would be wrong if you didn't.
>>265649772
If you had to choose, would you let Peach, or Samus fart on your face?
Whose farts do you think would smell better?
