Your favorite game.
One of your embarrassing secrets.
Planescape torment.I like to masturbate to traps and furry porn regardless of gender. But sometimes when the genres combine or i find hot kemoshota or kemololi i masturbate so hard it gives me leg craps
XCOM: EW with Long WarI'm a chubby chaser
NFS Most WantedMy embarrassing secret is that I don't really have any embarrassing secrets. I'm the biggest normalfag on the planet. ;_;
Mother 3.
I once beat off to the scene from Orgazmo with the gigantic fat woman, just to see if I could. I could.
>leg craps
That sounds awful
Mother 3I once spat on the back of 50% people inside of a club one night. Lights were off, music was loud, nobody noticed that I was spitting their back.
Max Payne 2I like chubby girls[spoiler/]and chubby guys too
>>265546064
most wanted was fun as fuck. I miss these types of NFS games.
>>265546337
Jesus christ what
>>265546383
Mah niggaknow any good sites?
>>265546337
thanks for furthering my disgust to everything related to those filthy dens. Why do people even go to these places? Explain it to a troglodyte.
>>265546461
I mean I spit on many people's back one night, at a dancing club. At least 50% of the people there had my saliva on their back
Thousand Year Door
The other day there was a yellow jacket in my house so I jacked off to it and I don't know I did it
>>265546797
don't know WHY I did it*
duke nukem 3di praise amiga and i consider myself a hardcore amiga fan but i've never seen amiga
>>265545781
Wc3I once considered giving oralsex to a woman without getting anything back when I was a virgin.
>>265546568
None really, besides the ones mostly everyone knows about. bbwchan, curvagetumblr. Shitty sites but I get a good bat out of them. If you're into guys try grommr.
>>265547151
>being this beta
I'm surprised you lost your v-card at all.
>>265545781
Fire Emblem 10I used to dress like a girl and whore myself here and mostly on /a/.I stopped but now I'm on hrt and I have a youtube channel where I still do.
>>265547801
bahaha
>Fallout New Vegas
>I had a gay experience when I was a kid. I sucked my friends dick once.
It was one time, I don't know why or how it happened, but I'm completely straight and the though of gay sex repulses me now.
>>265547245
I didn't go through with it though.
Had sex for years now, had a date last weekend and will have another in a few days.
Things looked bleaked once, but decided that I wouldn't settle even if I felt desperate.
Dragon's DogmaI'm trans and only my closest friends know
>>265547928
So you're not having sex this weekend? You waiting till your girl is done fucking another nigga's dick or what?
>>265548490
Two different girls anon.
One last week and a new one in a few days.
Sorry my gf can't join yours on the prowl tonight.
>>265548046
you mean, everyone thinks you're a normal girl/guy but you were born the other one?
or you want to take hormones and only your friends know?
>>265546337
>>265548624
Really Nigga?
>>265545781
ARMA2 OAI started out baiting guys and found out I like cock.
>>265547151
>>265547928
What does it taste like.
>>265549752
That picture is fantastic bless you anon.
>>265550024
Y-Your welcome <3~
>>265548641
>two different girls
>gf
>all this lies
>on the internet
>for free
>>265548762
yeh nig
Kingdom HeartsWhen I shit, my turds are so big that instead of shitting on the toilet, I squat down and shit into my hand, and then smash it into goo with my hand and then put my hand in the toilet and swirl it around. That's the only way it will flush. I have been doing this for 5+ years.
>>265550663
What's up with this picture?
>>265550707
>>265546337
My fucking literal sides
I hope these are real
>>265550180
Is that a facebook filename? Are there people who post and save shotacon from fucking facebook?
>>265550707
Wow and i believed me fingering my anus while having my finger warped in toilet paper to make shit come out faster to cut time in the bathroom so i have more time to do other things was disguising.
>>265550707
This one is too far fetched.
>>265550957It's saved from inboxes not from my news feed or photo viewer.
New VegasI've more than once dressed up in my sister clothing and masturbated. Its a dumb fetish, and I'm not even feminine.
Team Fortress 2I roleplay online as a slutty furry bimbo who wants nothing more than to get knocked up and degraded as far as possible. This has led me to eat shit on more than one occassion. I loved it.
>>265550707
are you retarded?my shits are huge too. on toilets where you don't shit directly in the water I have to stand up most of the time so that the shit has enough space to leave my ass. but thats what plungers are for, no need to squeeze that shit with your hand
>>265551414
Do you self insert as the shotas or are you attracted to them?
>>265551725I've tried the plunger, but it just isn't reliable. The plunger isn't strong enough to break it up, and there is no point in plunging it when it's stuck, because it just comes back up and tries to go down again and gets stuck again in the same place. I only poop about once every 5 days or so, so they are quite hard.
bg 1+2
>>265551608
I know your feels.I'm not feminine in the slightest, but trapping and getting fucked turns me on so much.
I once though I was over it, I fapped to other stuff like for a year. then I was at a friends place for a few hours with her shoes/clothing. Fuck I came hard
>>265551890I think they're cute but I suppose I do project myself onto them a tad.
I dated a trap though
>>265552034>I only poop about once every 5 days
there is your fucking problem your retard. Just get used to shit every 2nd day and everything will be fine.
>No sissy bf to force into crossdressing while teasing him
>>265550849
It originally had a virus attached to it. Also it's the creator of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure eating a doughnut.
REmake.I used to masturbate exclusively with my butt when I was a qt feminine shota, until puberty hit me and became the exact opposite of what I was. I'm now 2 meters tall, scruffy and muscular as fuck. I'm embarrassed of my past, and can't help to feel guilty every time I masturbate to anything that isn't straight or lesbian.
>>265553153
Why do so many homos feel guilty over jerking off to guys? Did you have really religious parents or something?
I've been jacking off to bestiality and rape since I first found internet porn and I never felt guilt over it. It's just porn why would you feel guilt?
>>265546650
Well, peoplesay it's to have fun and what not, but it's to get laid. That's the main goal when anyone goes inside of a club. You don't go just to dance, because you really don't have space for that. You don't go to have fun with your mates, because you can't hear them. You don't go so you can get drunk, because it costs too much. No, you goin the hopes offinding someone who wants to fuck with you. That's it. What's funny is, everyone inside wants to fuck, but only about 30% of the peoplewill actually get any. Because, usually, clubs have so many more males than females.
Also, people act like animals inside of places like this. Women gather in groups, like gazelles, and you see males wandering around, just looking for an opportunity to strike a conversation (HA, you'll never hear each other), finding the one gazelle that got separated from it's pack.
>>265553396
Because I like penises, but hate everything else in the male body.
It's very common, probably the main reason why shemales are so popular among straight guys.
Mother 3my waifu is 3D and I started waifuing her when she was 12
>>265554521
What?
>>265554521
Bet she's NTRd the fuck out of you countless times by now.
>>265553726
>30%
That's generous of women. Try 5%, and that 5% being couples who went to the club together and 9/10 men.
The Legacy of Kain seriesI'm into bestiality. I jerk it to bestiality videos all the time, dudes fucking horses or dogs. If I had the chance to fuck a small horse and nobody would find out I'd probably do it
>>265547801
Link to that fucking youtube channel you trap faggot
>>265555308
Eh, here you go.https://www.youtube.com/user/MiraiAkemiDon't forget your adblock.
