I'd bery my master sword so far into her pedestal that whoever could remove it would be labeled the Hero of Time
>>264337785
What is this sexist shit?
ye
Report this for sexism and pedophilia, you are a sick individual who should be locked up in prison and injected with estrogen shots.
>>264337785
Fucking disgusting.
>>264338264
>you are a sick individual who should be locked up in prison and injected with estrogen shots.
You mean 'castrated'
Alright guys, start posting.
>>264338602
Fuck off you pedoscum.
I'd just fuck her, you know?
>>264338796
Who wouldnt
I just ordered this from Alice-books.
The grab.
>>264339091
Link. Right now.
>>264339091
Why the fuck does this shit even exist?
Go back to work on that Flash, boogie
True a good
Imp abetter
>>264339264
Go to alice books website and type /item/show/649-19 into the URL.
>>264339319
Because who wouldn't want to rest their hand between Midna's buttcheeks?
>>264339748
This is really sad.
>>264339601
>Because who wouldn't want to rest their hand between Midna's buttcheeks?
Grownups for starters.
>>264339601
>Because who wouldn't want to rest their hand between Midna's buttcheeks?
Sane people.
>>264340539
>being gay
ok m8
>>264339601
>not wanting to rest your hand between her thighs and use her belly as a mousepad
>>264340642
>being pedo
Ok dude. Good luck in prison.
>>264340712
>>264340712
Are you telling me I'd get arrested for putting my hand in between midnas buttcheeks?
>>264340712
Why are you even in this thread?
>>264340652
pic related
Twilight Princess is so fucking underrated it's not even funny.
It had twice the content of Ocarina of Time, bosses and minibosses galore, amazing grafix, a cool villain who gets overthrown by an even cooler villain (albeit one who we're already familiar with), and the lovely lady known as Midna.
And yet everyone calls it mediocre just because it's similar to the fucking greatest Zelda game ever made.
"but madam, I want my toast cut in triangles!"
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU
>>264340712
Please dont rek me so hard m8
>>264340880
I know, but this is the only picture I have of imp form;_;
>>264340818
>Are you telling me I'd get arrested for putting my hand in between midnas buttcheeks?
No, but you will be for molesting some underage girl soon.
>>264340962
The only thing i dislike about it is the low difficulty. Then again, a three heart run solved most of those issues.
>>264340962
It's only really OoT nostalgiafags who hate TP.
>>264340425>>264340539
Boring faggots.
>>264341107
underage girls certainly do not have a body like midna
>>264338264
>>264338697
>>264339975
>>264340539
>>264340712
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8
she's a 20-30 something year old midget guys. What are you doing on /b/ anyway if you hate loli's so much?
>>264340962
I don't get where the hate comes from, I really liked it, on of my favourite Zelda games
>>264340962
>And yet everyone calls it mediocre just because it's similar to the fucking greatest Zelda game ever made.
I think it's quite different from Majora's Mask
>>264341230
Better be boring than pedoscum.
>>264341480
Keep whining while i enjoy.
>>264341447
>What are you doing on /b/ anyway if you hate loli's so much?
>/b/
>>264337785
midna's body looks so soft, I want to hug her, rub some oil on her and squeeze her to see if she makes rubber duck's noise
>>264341480
Why are you lurking this thread anyway?
>>264341608
>Keep whining while i enjoy.
Enjoy black dick in your ass in prison? Okay.
>>264340962
only thing I don't like is the early parts that force you to be in wolf form. Everything else is just fucking gOoOoOoOoOd.
posting loli for all the loli haters infesting this thread.
>>264341774
Fuck off or keep it Midna.
Is the Midna containment board leaking again?
>>264341718
>Why are you lurking this thread anyway?
Why not? Can't I enjoy some characters without having urge to fuck them?
>>264341954
moar pls
>>264341618
going back n forth between /v/ n /b/. Source of habit, so sorry anon.
>>264342212
>going back n forth between /v/ n /b/
That explain why you are such fucking faggot.
>>264342056
Probably not here, all you will get is lewd images and things like >>264341954
>>264342056
no
>>264342056
>>264342412
>no
Why not?
>>264342056
>going into a "[RANDOM CHARACTER] APPRECIATION THREAD" and expecting it to not be lewd.
How's that stomach of yours now that it's deprived of two $5 footlongs from Subway?
>>264342662
>>264342381
>>264342694
I'LL TEACH HER THAT HER SHIT DOESN'T SMELL NICER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S AFTER SHE LICKS IT OFF MY DICK
>>264339091
I have it.
It's nice.
midna a shit
>>264342056
Smelly dumb asexual scum
>>264340962
>And yet everyone calls it mediocre just because it's similar to the fucking greatest Zelda game ever made.
It's nothing like Ocarina of Time. Everyone who says this has a painfully surface-level understanding of video games.
>>264343256
>Smelly dumb asexual scum
Maybe I just can have real pussy and you don't?
>>264343186
Why does every Midna therad end up like this
>>264341889
quiet down anon
>all these people hating on Midna for being a shortstack
Isn't that like, small-people-shaming or whatever it's called in Tumblr-speak?
>>264343186
IT'S SWEETER
NOT NICER
DUMFUK
>bery
>>264343335
Shortstack is the best fetishshame there isn't alot of it
>>264343310
>lying on the internet
Why would you do such a thing?
>>264342035
Why did I read all of that?
>>264343310
>is on /v/
>claims he gets pussy
Sure you do anon :^)
>>264343310
Y'know, that $10 would have bought a real nice burger with a side of french fries.
Maybe with enough left over for a video game on sale!
>>264343310
Sure you do
>>264343424
Literally the only shortstack I can get down to is Midna. Literally cannot wait for Waifu Warriors.
>>264343310
Dicks > Pussies
Just how it is, fagbait
>>264343310
what?
>>264343619
>Dicks > Pussies
Midnafags are faggots? Why I'm not surprised?
>>264343432
>>264343491
>Only virgins allowed on 4chan!!!
Nice meme guys
>>264343619
I want so bad to know what this says so i can get the joke.
>>264343865
>>264344039
You didn't get my post at all, but okay, try a bit harder.
>>264343619
>Dicks > Pussies
Whoa, let's not ahead of ourselves here.
>>264344039
Not so much that unvirgins aren't allowed, more that unvirgins would never be in the position where they'd browse 4chan willingly.
So either you're a virgin like us, you're being forced by an outside force to be here, or you're a tumblrite trying to forum slide.
Pick
your
poison
>>264343914
>he doesn't like big, fat, uncut girlcocks
look at this homosexual
>>264340573
why are hoodies so hot on girls doe
>>264344381
>more that unvirgins would never be in the position where they'd browse 4chan willingly.
Are you trolling or you are just that retarded?
>>264344085
It's something like "Midna do you want to rub clams with me" and she thinks it's lesbian sex but it's not, it's rubbing clamshells
>>264343619
Let's not get carried away.
My dick is pretty amazing, but other dicks are pretty meh.
>>264344414
>implying most of these are ironic
Thanks for bringing SJW here guys, you really made a difference.
>>264344472
it's the fact that she's got no pants on
>>264344414
Reminder to ignore shitposting entirely
>>264344656
not really
hoodies get me rock hard
>>264344381
Well that's just not true, I'm not a virgin yet here I am.I mean I haven't gotten laid in almost three years but still.
>>264344751
so if you see a hoodie in a store you get a ragging hard on?
>>264344510
Neither.
Unvirgins go outside, have friends, fuck women and get drunk.
Virgins stay home, play videogames, watch anime and browse 4chan.
That's how it is.
>>264344916
Yeah, virginity has nothing to do with how someone sends their time.
Why would anyone want to sexualize Midna
she's just an ugly imp
>>264344916
>All non-virgins are normalfags
Maybe in America. Or, more probably, in your head.
>>264344916
>this is what Pre-teens and teens believe
>>264345034
No, it's here too.
Go back to Reddit, cancer.
>>264344751
Well, I'm not going to say I haven't heard of THAT before but I've heard a lot of shit before, so sure why not.
>>264344876
Well, I haven't gotten laid for about15 years.
I wonder if it still counts as losing your virginity if you didn't know what was happening because you were an autistic 8-year-old. Nice, I guess.
>>264344521
I knew it must've been some kind of lesbian sex joke, I just thought it looked like they were about to crack the clams open and suddenly found myself drawing a blank as to what she could've possibly thought Zelda meant.
Anyway thanks for translating, it was pretty funny, Midna should summon her inner Tomoko more often.
>>264344472
shantae midna?
>having sex
Enjoy no lichdom faggots
>>264345134
>Go back to Reddit, cancer.
I was never on Reddit, faggot scum.
>>264337785
Fuck off, pedophile.
>>264344414
>pointing out the obvious
>>264345287
yes, like this too
>>264345386
That shitty Wizard virgin meme is getting old.
Why do people like Mida in that imp-like form? I didn't realize how popular dwarfism was as a fetish.
>>264345535
>Why do people like Mida in that imp-like form?
Because they are actually pedophiles?
>>264337785
she has that sassy look that made me want to draw her. her and tinkerbell are just sassy, wide hipped bitches and they know what it does to my dick.
>>264343589
>tfw know an IRL qt shortstack
>she is a switch, her sub side is an ageplayer, her domme side includes things like foot stuff, crossdressing, etc
>redhead
>I'm into puppy play as a sub, which she apparently finds cute and enjoys scratching my head and petting me
I dunno /v/, she is really into me too. Should I pursue?
Is /v/ actually swarming with these SJW types now or is this some sort of ironic response to the GG nonsense?
>>264337785
bury*
>>264345768
Sounds kinda crazy, you don't ever put your dick in crazy
>>264345012
>her domineering attitude
>childbirthing hips
>that devious smile
Gee anon, I wonder
>>264345663
>Tinkerbell
why isn't there more rule 34 of her, I fucking love tinkerbell and her short skirt thing, makes my dick rock hard
>>264346032You actually can, just gotta be smart about it. LIKE DON'T GIVE THEM ANY ACTUAL NAME AND DON'T BRING THEM FUCKING HOME WITH YOU. Also, bring your own condoms/lube and make sure you stay sober.
I wanna grab Midna and use her like a fleshlight
>>264345769
Moot has ran out the people who are against the sjw types through bans on /b/, /pol/, /v/, and /vg/. I've been coming to this website for 7 years and after his post on /v/... I mean... fuck, I'm just done with it. He has chosen who he has sided with and those pictures of him at Anita's little talks, while they could be fake, seem pretty realistic in light of current events.
This is not the 4chan I knew, that is not the moot I knew. I guess it's time to look for a new secret club. Shit has been getting progressively worse on this site, but after coming back to read that sticky, I'm done.
Feels so anticlimactic to leave in a Midna lewd thread, but this place is just a shell now.
>>264345768
>Implying you know Midna irl
Shiggy diggy
>>264346321
See you tomorrow.
>>264346324
Best Midna doujin ever.
>Fuck it, I'll stick my dick in jelly
>>264346213
If it was on a strictly fucking only thing I guess that'd be cool, but I wouldn't get in any kind of relationship
>>264346327
If you think that
Also
>owns a strapon
>and a hello kitty buttplug
>>264346459
Strictly fucking/kink stuff. I don't see a serious relationship with her ever.
>>264345527
Your newfag cancerousness is getting old
>>264346585
>newfag
>>264345769
Half and half.
There ARE SJW types shilling here, they have always been here, but now there are more thanks to GG shit, plus now that the GG crowd was ousted, they set up their own chan with the express purpose of e-jihading against 4chan as a whole.
I think Midna would look better without the orange hand-hair thing and without the stupid thing on her head
>>264346679
So like every 4chan raid ever they failed, lost sight of their original goal, and are now attacking random targets. Figures.
>>264346762
I think the one obscured eye does a lot for her look personally.
>>264340425
so you came here to discuss video games
lmao
