*SCHWING*
You're about to land a critical hit, /v/. What's your cut-in quote?
"SIEG HEIL! SLAY THE JUDEN!"
"Hey everybody, it's a critical.
I'm fighting an enemy soldier with my bare hands.
Let's do this shit."
"SIEG HEIL! SLAY THE JUDEN!"
"psssh...nothin personnel...kid..."
>>263771519
DENTAL PLAN!
>>263771519
"I hope it was as good for you as it was for me!"
This hurts you too
>>263771910
LISA NEEDS BRACES
"It's peanut butter jelly time!"
Have a good day
SUCK MY DICK CHOKE ON IT
"Fighting strength isn't decided by differences in mobile suit performance! I'll teach you that!"
"Y... y... You too."
THAT'S MY HORSE
"I fight for my friends!"
"Nods Respectfully Towards You"
TWINKIE HOUSE!
"Ohhh I'm cumming!"
>>263771519
"I'm really feeling it!"
>>263771519
EYYYYYYYY LMAO
k *cums*
>>263771519
KIIIIMOCH!~
>>263771519
THATS MY PURSE
I DONT KNOW YOU
>>263771519
"You really left yourself open? Fucking rookie."
MY NAME'S
NOT
RIIIIIIIIIICK
>>263771978
TRICK OR TREAT
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT
>>263771519
"Wait, what?"
"WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!"
>>263771519
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>263771519
I'M GONNA GRAPE YA IN THE MOUTH
CONSIDER YOUR PRIVILEGE CHECKED
>>263772374
SMITHERS!!!!!
SMITHERS!!!!!!
>>263771519
Leave it to me!
>*SCHWING*
"I'm getting turned on!"
JODETE
>>263772354
gay
RACE WAR NOW
>>263772354
pls be ironic
OOH BABY A TRIPLE!
"psssh........... nothin personnel..... kid...."
ALLOW ME TO CUT THROUGH THOSE WORDS
ill fill your dark soul with liiiiight!
>>263771519
IN THIS MOMENT OF COMPLETE EUPHORIA
JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE VIDEOGAMES!
>>263772532
>>263771519
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>263772456
Did hamster died??
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
THIS IS THE MUHNADO'S POWER
L? hawl? wa l? quwwata ill? bill?h
ALLAHU AKBAR
HURTS MY HANDS
"AH FUCK SHIT, HURTS MY HANDS!"
>>263771519
IT'S TIME FOR JACK TO LET ER RIP!
"hmph...no hurt feelings... kid."
FAGGOT
>TIME TO TIP THE SCALES
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
HAHAHAHA THIS WAS A ONE PERCENT CHANCE SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD'VE BUILT ME BETTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>263772704
WATCHA DOIN SHULK?
>>263772541
Hook and Jab!
I'M REALLY FEELING IT
*Tips scales respectfully towards you*
RAGGLE FRAGGLE
>>263771519
"The D stands for Death"
>>263772769
RULES OF NATURE!
Now it's Reyn time!
>>263772679
Hello. Mr. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On.
DO THE MARIO
OH YEAH, MR. KRABS
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>263772761
>>263772762
Holy fucking hivemind anon
HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY
"I'M PUTTING THIS WHEREVER!"
"No."
>>263771519
"Put on your good shoes. We will now dance the deadly dance of death."
OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU
>>263772812
oooooh yeeeeeAHHHHH
>>263772689
It wasn't a hamster in the second part, if you look carefully it doesn't move when the guy is about to smash it
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
SIEG JOHN
>>263772483
Severely underrated post
>>263772840
I'M REYN TIME
"If you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest."
ONIIIIIIII~CHAN
>>263772689
nah it cut to a fake hamster
YOU TOO
>>263771519
Autism quotes aside, Fredrick had the best critical line quote.
"NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUR"
>>263773085
Tohno Akiha?
>>263771519
"..."
M-MUH IDEALS
MUH ZEON
"Those shoes don't even match your outfit!"
Final Ultimate Legendary Earth Power Super Max Justice Future Miracle Dream Beautiful Galaxy Big Bang Little Bang Sunrise Starlight Infinite Fabulous Totally Final Wonderful Arrow, FIRE!
I've got a bag of milky ways!mfw noone gets this
"Real niggas do real things."
>>263771519
YOU DEFEATED
>>263772905
You've been reading my diary again sir
"Back the fuck off?!?!?!?!"
![hooch-scrubs[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/d4MH5Oy.gif "hooch-scrubs[1].gif")
WHO THE HELL PUT BOULLION CUBES IN THE SHOWERHEAD?!?!
>>263773208
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
![Sonia_%2826%29[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kWB2fH9.png "Sonia_%2826%29[1].png")
>>263772609
JESUS! SHIT! SON OF A BITCH!
THIS WILL BE THE DRILL, THAT DRILLS YOURS ANUS
>wooooooooooooow is what you'll say when I miss the next attack even though my accuracy is 95%
>>263773149
is itpick a god and pray
>>263771519
>>263773314
ROW ROW
>>263771519
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
>>263771519
"I DID"
RIP AND TEAR!
RIP AND TEAR!
YOU'RE HUGE!
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
Henshin a go go, baby!
>>263773264
If I came in your house and sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
>>263771519
>You're about to land a critical hit, /v/. What's your cut-in quote?
Fit THIS
I'M GOING ALL OUT
>>263772704
underrated post
YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
WOOOOOOOW INSTANT DEATH
>>263771519
nothing personell
kid
AVOID MY ATTACK, IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
THAT AIN'T FALCO
"I'm gay"
>>263771519
"LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY... WHICH IS FINE BY ME!"
>>263773430
The way his neck bends pisses me off to no end
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOO
>>263773376
Fuck you~
my feet hurt
I'm hungry
LOUD NOISES!
I'VE GOT A BIG SWORD
>>263771519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py9gx9rnMFE
You BAKA
You GATDAM BAKA
"I am achieving victory"
>>263773508
I knew it, you fag.
WHAT A THRILL...
>>263773541
For whut?
>>263771519
Time toflip the chessboard over!
This blade has been folded over 1000 times by superior nihonjin craftsmen.
>>263771519
NOTHING PERSONNEL
>>263773369
>Lazy Laser
are you fucking kidding me?
BANG
FOR YOU
>>263771519
"I hope you're freakin' ripped, for when you get stabbed with a knife."
>>263773693
I think that's the only one they didn't change from the Japanese version, too
![Roxas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5d4Bll9.jpg "Roxas[1].jpg")
GUESS YOUR SUMMER VACATION IS OVER!
CHOO CHOO, RAPE TRAIN COMIN' THROUGH
WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH!
>>263773630
>filename
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>263771519
Any of the Metal Slug weapon quotes.
>RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
>SHAWTGON
>>263771519
"DESPAIR AWAITS YOU ON THE FINISH LINE!"
I AM EXECUTING A CRITICAL HIT THAT WILL SURELY DO A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THAN A STANDARD ATTACK PERHAPS DEFEATING MY OPPONENT IN A SINGLE BLOW BUT I SHALL ONLY KNOW THAT WHEN I FINISHED THE ATTACK I ABOUT TO USE
LET'S GE
"I watched Jane die."
H-here I go!
![1370302848678[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fg70akm.jpg "1370302848678[1].jpg")
>>263771519
Hmhm... A fatal mistake my friend!
>>263773274
Is that that Tipton guy? Didn't think he did anything else.
WHEREVER I AM
I MUST ALSO RAPE
WAS GETTING CUT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
ITS REYN TIME
>>263771519
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>263771519
Sasuga, me.
ZETSUBOUSHITA
MUH SOGGY KNEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
>>263771519
"Heh.. Your gonna like this one.. Brace yourself! HRAHHHHH!?!"
Consider the following.
>>263773887
DROPCHAUGHT
THANK YOU
HIHAHA HAAAA HAAAAA
>>263773541
Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our crits.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
Say your prayers fool. What I am about to unleash will send you to your doom. Make peace with your maker, because you're about to meet him. It was inevitable really, challenging me to a fight was complete suicide for you and a complete waste of time for me. Why if you'd stopped to consider this for a moment, maybe you would still be alive. I hope you don't have any regrets in life, because if you do they're probably eating away at you. Look at you, so weak and pathetic. You're worm food. Not even fit to walk the same ground as me. I'll shred you up without breaking a sweat, so get ready, because it's time to die.
YOU WERE NEVER READY BROTHER
![ragesmall[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KKHLsnE.png "ragesmall[1].png")
MAGGETS
>>263771519
Quotes a shit.
I start spinning my dragon dildo like my life depended on it instead.
omae wa mou shindeiru
![JotaroProfile[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EJrKTAT.png "JotaroProfile[1].png")
I will judge you.
>>263773949
TRUMPETER
>>263771519
BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES CAUSE IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU
>>263771519
IT'S OVER, or some other generic quote
THE DREAM IS DEAD
J-J-J-JAM IT IN
>>263771519
HEY BABY I HEARD THE BLUES ARE CALLIN!!
>>263774140
I want this one
I'd break the 4th wall like a faggot.
>implying your lower level units will get EXP
>>263771519
*SCHWING*
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
JIBUN WO
Take this! My love, my anger and all of my sorrow! BURNING FINGER!
>>263774112
>HEEVIE MUHSHEENGUN
>followed by a series of Kenshiro ATATATATAATATATA punches
>>263771831
The greatest critical hit of ALL TIME.
FEEL THE RAAAAAWWWK
HAIDARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>263773369
Game?
>>263771519
MY NAME IS A KILLING WORD
"Heheh kid, i'm gonna enjoy watching your blood flow..." *Cuts off opponent's arms* "Hurts, doesn't it? To be honest, it's kinda turning me on..." *Cuts off opponent's legs* "Nothin personnel, kid..." *Cuts opponent's head up into a million little pieces and does a badass smirk*
>>263771831
>>263774419
Well, that's the end of this enemy.
Remember to rate the critical, comment the critical, and recruit if you want to see criticals similar to this one. See ya.
"MY HALBERD WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"
Not enough characters use halberds
LET'S SEE WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM
FUCK YOU!
I-IT'S NOT L-LIKE I W-WANTED TO K-KILL YOU OR A-ANYTHING!
>>263771519
YOUR WAIFU A HO!!!!!
*dashes throw you*
*you fall into a millon piece*
mind if i cut in..
>>263774503
Azure Striker: Gunvolt
>>263774503
Azure Striker Gunvolt
"Jack is a total ninny and deserves no more birthday parties."
Damn!
He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3
HUZZAH!
>>263774586
>2014
>not piercing the heavens with a drill
>>263774620
>>263774613
FUCK YOU!
>>263774667
Best one here.
![Great_Blue_Heron_On_Rock1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NShxwx2.jpg "Great_Blue_Heron_On_Rock1[1].jpg")
>>263773526
why is that?
Hate to break it to you buddy, but my Glock jammed and it needs to explode somewhere.
My sword arm, it hungers.
I WIN THE RNG!
>>263773376
>>263773541
>>263774263
>>263774613
>>263774704
THINGS ARE REALLY HEATING UP!
PLAYTIME'S OGRE
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
MINE'S CHOCOLATE
And now I summon....
EXODIA
>>263773619
I'M NUCLEAR
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>263774865
HE'S ON! FIRE!
Oh man this shits gonna crit so hard, I can FEEL it.
>>263774757
I hope that bird is dead.
>>263774875
BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SHREK YOURSELF
Oh yeeeeaaah
*unzips dicks*
NAME 10 THINGS THAT AREN'T CRITICAL HITS
AHA! IS THIS OUR CHANCE??
LET'S PLOT A COURSE
INTERCOURSE
>>263774363
I'm disappointed that I had to scroll down this far before finally seeing this.
"Oh shit! I'm sorry"
>>263774865
HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!
SCHWING
LUCK IS ALSO A SKIIIILLLLLL3% chance to crit
TIME
TO
LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIIIIIIIIIND
>>263771519
??
looks like things... are getting... critical... or uh.. fuck this shit
That's for tearin' my suit!
I KNOW YOU HAVE 3 HP LEFT BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
![Event_129[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TDSu4Wq.png "Event_129[1].png")
>>263772609
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FIRE RISES!
"V has come to"
"I want to marry Lucina!"
ARIGATO... OTOUSAN
NOTHIN' BUT GUTS
STANDING HERE
I've been waiting for this!
