ITT STONE AGE /v/
>witch women 2 on the rockU only runs 30 rocks per second
>witch women on rock60 ran around the same, a little less average rocks than witch women 2
>no one complain
why this, grogs?
Why is he using his fingers instead of the hatchet or whatever the fuck those things are called.
>Hard Water Climbers aren't in Super Rock Bros 4
What the fuck rakurai
>>263584345
it's just rockstation grogs shitposting because
>rockborne
>15 rocks per second
Guy, why I plug rock into wall and rain dance for xrock unga but no see wheel?
>having RockU
ayy laughing my rocks off
>>263585909
Epic rock, bro! Know what'll go great with that rockstation 4?no rocks
>>263584108
ooga booga Personal Rock Best Rock, Rockbeds are for booga babbies.
>>263587028
>yfw PR survivor race will never EVER get rockborne
>He still play rock rock
>laughingvelociraptors.jpeg
>>263584108
Unga bunga no law against rape but unga bunga OP still is a faggot bunga
Stoopid rock peasent. Fire mastur race.
>Heat
>Cook
>Light
Rock only good for throwing at rock loving peasent
>>263588378
ROCK THE MUD OFF
>>263584921
OOGA BOOGA
THIS NO MAKE UP FOR SMALL PUNCHING CAVEMAN
ME DO LIKE NOT HAVING PURPLE PTERODACTYL IN GAME THOUGH
>>263588378
>needing fire for cook
>not being berry picker
>20,000 BCE
>>263588378
>this stoopid mudface burns already ded animal
>he no see at night
>he hair not thick enough
>TFW I just want to play with rock
>To busy being chased by T-Rex and Raptors
>Fire rock falling from sky crushed leg
>Wheel is broken
I..I just want play with rock...
>>263588378
SOMEBODY GET THIS ROCKHEAD OUTTA HERE
ITT: Your rockfus
>>263588860
>he want play rock
pebble berrypicker race
>>263584108
Want trade five shiny rocks for cave painting of Rock Brothers 4 demo code.
>>263588617
>being fireserf
>5000 BC
Plebble please.
>>263588883
crushing the mudhut with no surivivors
>HE CLEANER
>IN CAVES
>ON CAVE WALLS
>HE DO IT FOR NO FOOD
>TAKE WORK VERY SERIOUS
>IT ONLY POWER HE HAVE IN SAD LIFE
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE WHEN SAD HE BREATHES WRONG
>HE REMOVE PAINTING HE NO LIKE BECAUSE IT GET IN WAY OF CHINESE CAVE PAINTING
>HE NOT HAVE REAL JOB
>HE STAY IN MOTHER CAVE
>HE NOT SKINNY
>HE ONLY COOK ROCK POCKET
>HE NOT GET MATE
>HE NOT GET ALLIES
>>263588617
THE FIRE RISES
>>263589202
HE DO IT FOR NO FOOD
>hater sapiens toying with dangerous fire
You mad Rock Man best fighter. Too bad.
>>263588963
but this is blue cavepainting, anon!
>Clubfags still use club
>Spear has twice the range
>pierces flesh for quicker kill.
Inb4
>B-but you poke hole in muh hides
If clubfags don't already have proper loincloth this late in autumn then go freeze till dead and stop stalling evolution.
>>263589202
>(USER WAS UNGA BUNGA'D FOR THIS POST)
OOOHHH
>>263589202
>mating
enjoy giving away half food, i enjoy pure 2d wallfu
>>263589487
who this semen animal
Hey mudfaces, should I buy rockstation 4 or Xrock Unga? Already got a Rock-U and Fire master heater.
No mudslinging wars.
>>263589361
>20,000 BCE
>not being nomadic hunter-gatherer
Cave-wizards can't ban what they can't find.
>>263588982
post cave and I run it to you
>>263589387
>Not Atlatl master race
>>263589624
>Not on almighty Ughya
It like you want to be male that likes other male
>>263589487
>wallfu
Mah neanderthal
>>263584108
op unga why 30 rocks? me see 40-50 rocks most time. sometime 55-60 rocks.
>>263589646
>implying r00ck wont find you
>see woman gathering water near my cave
>I can see her soft patch
>think I should bash her and drag her back here, make her mine
>her black-man comes out from the tall grass
>he sees me looking
>"whatchoo lookin at, pussy?"
>I scurry deeper into my cave
>when I'm sure they're gone I jack off thinking of them mating
>28.8 rocknecction eventually gets me on /v/
>spend the rest of the day defending RockU
Think I'll run in front of a mammoth stampede tomorrow
cavestation 4 hasno rocks
>praying to sun god to get good rocks
>not praying to river god
>Tips leaf hat
>>263589828
your wallfu a poop!
Anyone have a charger for my nokiaaaaarrgg 3310?
Anyone know when Captain Caveman, Rockham neanderthal coming out? Been waiting under my mudhut for moons now and heard nothing through the bedrock.
>>263589913
Beast men from over great river steal all ungas females.
>>263589986
/v/ is irockgaf
>>263589873
>implying r00ck will stop being slave to southern tribe
>implying r00ck gives two rocks about 4cave
>>263589984
I BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH ROCK TRIPLE UNGA
>>263589947
Pray? Me no understand your crazy gray beard word logic.
>>263589913
Hm. Kill mammoth stampede. Lots meat. Impress woman. Give me Rock Bros. 4 code. (Pangaea version.)
>>263590143
big rockhead shouting from behind cave shout to me when sun is out and I show what happen
>not having woodU and woodvita
ooga booga
>>263590096
sunsung galaxtick > pleb rock based architecture
>>263589661
>Atlatl
Me should've known nose-breather like you show up. Make everything fucking complicated.
Hunt mammoth for more suns than me could count even if numbers existed yet with ONE rock tied to ONE long stick. All about arm strength. Then you entitled babies show up and use TWO sticks? Second stick does all work! What next, you want rock that beat wife for you?
>>263590214
>ignore females, get rocks.
>>263584108
Bunga, all know neanderthal eye no see more than 30 rock per second
>>263590332
Wood weakest of all, rock strong. Look at this bunga and laugh!
>>263590365
>ignoring females
oh poop caveman what you do?
>>263589487
> painting wallfu on wall
> not carving on rock
you leave cave
irocknic dungposting still dungposting
>>263590351
Suck my fucking cock, nigger
>>263590520
GET ROCKHEAD OUT OF CAVE
>>263590365
Hm.
Black beast-man from across river have few ounces of personal meat.
With lots stampede mammoth meat, get rocks and women. And keep both.
>>263584108
What think dimetrodon egg smell like? It just for chunga hoho.
>>263590506
Get rocks dunga. Females hate rocks, only want furs, only care bout hunters.
My fellow neanderthals, I have manage to get water and boil over fire, I have created a new substance that will allow you to purchase rocks without the need to travel to valley, but rock will not be physical because you have play through the new substance, and if you tried to grab rock, you would burn hand
>>263590658
what dimerodon FEET smell? I just want chunga hohohoh
Rock spear> Rock Club
>inb4 ROCK CLUB HIT HARDER
HA HA ROCK SPEAR HIT LONGER
Caveman always mean to Raptors
I think Raptors actually bros
Why Caveman no like Raptors?
>>263590692
...how we know substance not take our rocks?
>>263590692
Witch!!! We all beat him with rocks now!!!
>>263584108
How we rocknet before we rockwheel?
Rocknet good for porn. No need woman.
>>263590692
shaman pls go
>>263590692
DEMON! KILL HIM BEFORE GODS MURDER US ALL
>>263590826
I try give raptor special rock present once and raptor ate my hand
Raptor not friends
>>263590826
Raptors like caveman lots. They could just eat us up.
>>263590826
Raptor kill ungas father.
>going to Unging ROCKSTOP
Shunga Dunga
>see gathering girl
>loincloth get hot
>have good taste in rock i bet
>.....she playing istone
why happen everytime
>>263590815
>he arm not long
look and laugh
> tfw no cave wench
> me face when Fire make better Unga 64 than Unga 64
> Fire Summoning Bonga Race here. How filthy muds feel when me Fire make better mud than your mud while being Fire at same time?
>>263590964
>>263590945
>>263590951
You Caveman haters!
Raptor is friend!
Let Raptor in Cave!
>>263590996
>go to rockstop
>try and get rocks
>female behind slab look good
>spill twigs and pebbles
>>263590860
Ug! Women needed for giving life, continuing species.
Also burn the meat less, unga.
>>263591064
>wanting cave wench
all normalrocks go out of 4cave
>>263591064
I thought woman had 2 big rocks in the rocknail
>>263591064
>4 furry tits
>>263591103
>raptor learn to cavepaint with hand of claw
NOW IS TIME FOR SCARE
Wood>Rocks
>>263591103
Wonder who behind post...
>boy reach manhood
>trained for rock-beat
>give rock-beat
>find the beast, point
>boy head turns
>"father, not need kill best"
>"me find grass for belly, we give seed mother ground, give beast dropping as offering, she sprouts grass, find seed, path becomes round like great rock"
>me face
>games in cave too much
>too much with mother
>boy has mouth becomes with dark beast spirits
>"boy, your cave game become mother ground offering"
>"now be man or rock-beat you"
>>263591103
I think who behind this scribble
>be listening to tweeter
>gamecock64BC calling out chin shaver out for asking too many pebbles to make rock and needing new pebbles
>shaver mock gamecock64BC and say he try get as many pebbles as he can
Me use to respect Shaver, but Psychorock and Grim Rockdango were his only good rocks. New rocks are bad.
>>263591269
Enjoy splinter you unga
>>263591103
This bunga is raptor. no trust.
>>263591158
>twigs
>not spear
Look at berry picker and laugh!
you have bone inside of body
>>263591261
THIS TOMORROW YOU CHOOSE
>>263591292
Father should have thrown son to sabretooths.
>Go to rockstop
>Merchant is a wench rocker
>Decide to grab Senran Kragura Volcano Erupt
>She look at me like I'm some kind of eastern caveman perv
>Grass starts falling out of butt rag
>Paw over my pebbles
>Paws
>I'm a sabertooth tiger
>She a sabertooth tiger
>We all sabertooth tigers
>She open the door
>Velociraptor police yell get on floor
>Everyone walk the Minotaur
>>263591269
Fucking cavester trash. Go play in tree if like being backwards so much
>>263590815
>not using rocktana
>>263590826
caveman who not like raptor all berrypicker who wear fur of rabbit not strong fur like tiger or mammoth
raptor only want to be caveman friend, if caveman talk to raptor we would be friend
>>263591437
2scare4i
>>263591345
Wood is best. Want know why? Throw rock in river it sinks. Wood sits on top of river.
>>263584108was the stone age man aware of what a second was? obviously he had a sense of time, but could it have been that refined by then?
>be dark of skin
>move up north for better rock living
>have kids with dark of skin mate
>kids skin light as sand stone
>mate having rockus with neanderthal
>kids like fire over good rocks
>mfw
>>263591304
> thinking
> 20,000 B.C.E
>>263591512
>eatsern caveman peasant thinks his rocktana powerful as rock club
I just split my rocks laughing
>>263591379
>>263591304
>>263591273
>>263591261
Caveman haters leave!
Cave welcome all Caveman and Raptor!
Especially fat Caveman stay
>>263591345
Speak of splinter, anyunga see weird giant turtles outside cave?
Sharp shiny things. One used wooden stick. Dumb.
>>263591491
Grand elders lived in trees, maybe they know better than unga.
>>263591641
>not thinking
you come from desert cave?
>mfw people don't have personal rocks
I bet you fuckers use the play rock 4
>>263591735
Grand elder also eat by big lizard
Me hear north tribes have cave painting on solid water. Is true?
RockGate getting dumb. Stop giving shaman attention, and play Rocks.
>>263591673
go away from cave
What rock fuel you all have? I get up early every morning and head to the mountain, get some of that water from the plants.
Me thinking of traveling to eastern lands across great river and find slant eye female. Females here too much fuss.
>>263591834
>rock cave wall
>playing rocks
>>263591735
Grand elders also throw poop at each other. Not easy respect elders.
>>263591868
MAMMOTH AND RAPTOR KNOW HOW CAVE PAINT
WE MUST FLEE
fellow cavemen I wonder
what is unga bunga mean?
>Invent wooden board for hide behind
>Friends with fancy clubs laugh at
>We get fight with arrow pussy clan from other valley
>Arrow all stop on hideboard.
>We lose but me live
>Eat dead friends when other clan leave
Board too pro, get oog.
>>263591868
Mammoth hate raptor! Raptor + Caveman survivor race all mammoth pls go
>>263591925
All women here too big.
All women there too crazy.
cavepainting only need three rocks for second to be good like fur of rabbit
>>263591619
> Be reptoid alien living among primitive humans
> Estimated 3 million years before decent vidya, probably longer
> mfw
>>263584108
>this whole thread
>>263591685
I hear Uncheiel Bay make movie. Too much fire, though. Firestory have bigger cavehole than you mother.
>>263591925
Slanties same, trust unga. They fuss too.
>>263592041
>arrow
That is why they did not kill you. They should throw rock.
>>263592006
Hahahaha, not know? Not know?
Look at this dunga, not know unga bunga. Hahahaha! Must not be from 4rocks, from Woodit I bet.
>>263591970
>>263592061
m-mammoth will show who survivor! all caveplebs see in many moons only mammoth live!
>>263592161
Get out mudface, we no unga your bunga
>>263592006
Know your father is has old black-man leaf art celebrity, but get unga together.
>>263592161
unga bunga
man with fur of sun color must leave
What best rock and why it rock I like?
>>263592198
HE NEW OF CAVE UNGA BUNGA
FELLOW UNGA'S. I COME TO YOU WITH NEW WAY TO PLEASURE SELF. FIND ROUND ROCKS, MAKE HOLE THOUGH EACH, MAKE WEAVING OF GRASS AND FEED THROUGH HOLES IN ROCK. THEN YOU MUST PUT THESE ROCKS UP YOUR REAR HOLE
Ughtivision messed up with the rocks to Desticky
500,000,000 flint? Really?
Unga need new club, was looking at this.
What you bungas think?
>>263592296
rock you like be poop
rock I like best rock
>>263592296
Best rock is shiny rocks. Clan mother say they have bad spirits in them but me like them.
>>263592296
good dungpostng
>100+ replies of this shit.
wow.
>>263591834
But rock gate is rock culture! Belong on rock wall
>>263592346
rock is for throwing not storing
dumb one leave cave
Name a rock better than Crag Runner,Pro cave painting, you unga
>>263592346
>put rocks in rear hole
Stinky comes from there
>>263592504
>he no store rock
>>263592162
>Bay
Fire all he good for. Waiting for day his work go up in smoke.
No one tell weird turtles' stories well now. All leaf-flip stories dark, pointier than a rocktana.
>>263592456
A bit of self effacing humor is good for the soul. It reminds us that the board isn't 100% unaware of its own stupidity
>>263592346
> Not covering hole in snail and tar to make happy portal
Samelover go NOW
>>263592346
Do not listen to this rockhead. I just did this and rocks are stuck. Cave shaman is not here right now. I do not know what to do
who be best rockwoman and why it pearock
>UNGA BUNGA PS4
>UNGA BUNGA NO GAMES
>>263592582
Not on this sky-fire it doesnt
>>263592627
rock on ground
me step on ground
pick up rock
throw at food
this easy to make sense you homo erectus
>>263592647
Unga grow up with weird turtle stories. Them the best stories, not like Bay stories. Too much females and not enough weird turtles.
Weird caveboy in rock-learning story?
>be 7, not yet prove man
>everyone show and tell favorite rock
>I bring nice shiny brown rock
>turn of caveboy name Donga
>Donga strange, always smelling thing
>Donga pull out his "rock"
>strange clear rock, not round like normal rock, but straight like stick on all side
>you see through but everything on other side purple
>Teacher man screaming
>Tell everyone is rock of death men sometimes see in dreams, is demon rock
>Donga shunned from cave cluster
>moons forward
>be 15
>find cavepainting
>show Donga try to teach hairy tusk monster way of fire, get stepped on
Poor Donga...
>>263592456
> Not knowing of stone age vidya
I Unga Bunga
>>263592420
You. Leaf.
Heh, get it? Called "Pun."
Seriously, leave cave.
>>263592810
you place on filtered wall
>>263592346
Cave painting no clear, cock stuck in animal trap
>>263592006
Maybe read cave wall more before scratching, newbunga.
>>263592810
I UNGA BUNGA YOUR MOM
>>263592845
donga ded?
>>263592459
>muh rock culture
>>/outofcave/
>>/9dung/
>>/woodit/
No need dungposters like you smearing feces on rock wall.
>>263592838
Me too.
ROCKonami slanties make wonderful rocks. No more.
>>263592905
>berry picker as fuck
>>263592798
>Not Rockabella
It like you try make me think me talking to trilobyte
>>263592798
This best rockwoman. She get rocked by all males. Get ungas bunga dunga'd.
story of future games weird
how can fire make rock turn easy to bang into sharp? i put rock on fire and rock became hot, very good for pulling spicy rock on friend but not become easy to sharp
is just mammoth dung? shamans please help
>witch who is not named erase rock carving for offering
>great seer Milos see new rock carving
>travels many strides to nameless witch hut
>"witch name I know not, tribesmen bring you fruits and meat"
>"carving say many go to great sea god, who takes away for his sea the tears of cursed"
>"carving gone now, new carving"
>"where is blessing of great sea god?"
>tricky witch sees him away
>go witch coven
>witches and turned tribesmen smears cast upon name of great seer Milos
>seer Milos goes to sea god and asks of offering
>SEA SILENT AS DEATH-BORN CHILD
GREAT FORESEEN RECKONING COMES
has rock life 3 be confirm yet
>>263593118
>tfw rockly no fit in in smashcave because too big
>>263593246
Maybe next sunrise.
It getting very cold...
Anyone able to beat Throwing Sabertooth in Stoner Wheel Hard 3? He keep throwing sling and hiding to put another rock in before I can throw spear
>>263593246
What three?
Also, me accidentally step in tar pit. Any cozy rock to play while me drown over course of hours?
Guys, you ever try making rock sharp then tying to stick?
I think it make hunt easy.
>>263592845
we all know of a donga when grow up
we know what not do because donga
donga save life and not know
>>263593351
get better
>>263593405
rocktris
>>263593039
It not the same. No dungas say they always loved Jumping Caveman but me liked it first. They never even play it.
They tell false stories and etch pictures of turtle dinosaur and Jumping Caveman mating instead.
If cut off tail will dinosaur die?
>>263593351
be more good, casual unga
>>263593542
No but painful
>>263593405
I guess you could tryTortanic
>>263593420
>wanting hunt easy
>>263593420
Welcome to Stone Age, you unga.
You not see us paint about spears?
>>263593542
No, dino only getter madder then unga dead.
>>263593132
This blue cave wall!
>>263593246
why you think we build mountain of rocks? For sky god? no. For earth god? no. For rock life 3? yes.
>>263593542
it hurt very bad
If you read this post you are fucking gay and like rocks in your ass.
>>263593351
You throw spear at bee hive you dumb unga. If spear throwing skill lacking then wait until Sabertooth refill sling.
unga bunga
>>263593612
you big caveman
>>263593132
Rockwoman sleeps too many, is unfit
my spit upon
>>263593675
dinosaur is big animal
"pass rock?"
"here your rock, brother"
UNGA RUNGA CRAZYSABRETOOTHS
HE
Do you believe in men from the stars?
>>263593756
for I
>>263593819
ehh unga
>>263593819
go to cave /x/ you unga
>>263593819
>man in star
unga not even man over hill
>>263589168
You big bunga
>For unga.
>me see cave painting of woman
>me would like to mate with woman
>only it not really woman, only looks like woman, be man
what me do?
>>263593819
Great spirits from sky, not men. Stars too small for men to be in. This basic logic.
>>263593813
HAS NO ROCK
>>263593819
ehh unga
>>263593923
GRACE
>>263593934
what about woman in star?
have you ungas ever seen this?
>>263593514
That mating forbidden! THAT MATING FORBIDDEN!!! Hurt like bunga, too.
No want live in world where ungas approve of that.
>>263593819
ehh unga
>>263593982
Is baby stick like female baby stick?
>>263593982
Touch your dunga, is it rock?
Unga might be funga
>>263593808
>"Here your rock Grog."
HOW THE UG DO ROCK FIT IN HAND?
>>263594098
MADE BY UNGA WHO MATE WITH ANIMAL
>went to the local rockstop to buy rockstation 4
>some ooga booga was tryin to buy the new Bone that came out
>the trader looked at him and said it wasn't out
>see the oogabooga shake as vines start to drop from his cloth
>never again to rockstop
>>263584108
losing my shit, best thread in a while
this nice cave drawing
me thank shaman
Me find thin rock man inside me. Is their thin rock men in all of us. Me to spooked.
>>263593790
four-unit you
>>263594098
ME FROM NEXT WEEK
WHAT THE UNGA BUNGA IS THIS
>>263593982
show painting
>>263594264
This dunga.
>>263594098
Bronanderthal go fuck horse.
Fucking filth, fucking animal holes while animal still alive.
>>263594091
Have seen that.
(This weird painting from her.)
>>263594373
i want berry penis inside
>>263589487
>pure 2d wallfu
sabertooth meat has fallen out me sides.
>>263594373
>rocktendo's skyfire
>>263594189
Unga not funga if it is cavewoman like stick.
Pterodactyl coming to rock boulder crush tribe! Right?
what if build mountain and get great rock of sky?
>>263594369
Unga mate with dead animal?
>>263594279
ROCK WALL NO HAVE ROOM FOR SLANT EYE LOVING DONGAS
>>263594373
this is nintenbone's flashy light from sky
>>263594373
i hate space lady, she on too many cave walls
>>263594201
made for neanderthal
>>263594303
Not rock, bone.
Yes. Fix later. Bigger problems, if unga believe that.
>>263594303
Giving my the bungas.
Sometimes sit around fire and look into dark black and get bungas thinking of it.
>have to get up in the dark and do a dook
>afraid to look out into the forest
>>263594496
Pterodactyl too big
Why unga bungas come by/v/ cave and carve small equines in cave. Why they not stick to own cave?
>Walking to cavestop eating ice
>pass a group of pterodactyls, none of them run away from me
>notice this and walk bacwards to them
>they still dont move
>grab 1
>hes rather upset and confused
>take a cave paiting of him while holding him
>continue to cave stop
>go inside
>neardenthals looking at me holding dirty pterodactyl
>tell people by the campfire that if they dont give mephantasy star universe for the rock360for free i'll release the pterodactyl
>they try to haggle
>i release the pterodactyl
>they beg me to grab it again
>they hand me the rock and i just walk out
and no fucks were given that day
