http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=894566
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>263483956
>animal crossing is destroying circle pads
This is why Nintendo made the New 3DS.
>>263483956
>destroyed circle pad in animal crossing
how?
>>263483606this could just as easily be an advertisement for the game
>>263483804
Some on broke a pink 3DS? probably some hormonal trans psychopath.
My 3DS survived Mario Kart, Kid Icarus, and it will survive Smash. It doesn't even take a whole lot of force to do Smash attacks on the thing, so people are acting like maniacs and flinging the circle pad everywhere like it's a control stick.
>>263483915
>Implying it is ok when anyone is doing it
>>263483606
>linking Kotaku faggotry on /v/
>>263483606
Fuck off back to NeoGAF and cut your fucking nails
>treating your stuff like shit
Maybe people shouldn't chimp out while playing smash bros and play it like a normal human being.
I think its just people who can't control themselves and are going spastic.
I'm winning against level 9s and my circle pad has never shown any signs of wear or tear
>Manchildren with no idea how to not clumsily slam into everything destroying their shit
Played tons of KI and plenty of smash so far, NO circle pad issues whatsoever.
>>263483804
That's not even broken, kek.
She just took the rubber off, you can easily stick it back on
>>263484438
AHAHAHA FUCKIN NINTODDLER BLOWN OUT
To be honest the circle pad on the 3DS does kinda suck ass.
It's really slippery and I can't see it working well for the quick pace of Smash Bros.
>>263483606
sega does what nintendon't
>>263484338
>>263484334
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/09/14/super-smash-bros-is-destroying-some-peoples-nintendo-3ds-circle-pad/
>>263484438
This.
If it was happening to more than like 10% of the people I would say yea, nintendo should really fix that, but the fact is most game hardware made today should be able to handle the average player who is able to control his or her emotions decently.
>>263484507
Fucking this. Stop breaking your shit amerifats
>>263483606
top lel
i'm loving it
now you faggots learn that portable consoles aren't fighting games machine. It actually isn't even a 3d game machine, this circle pad shouldn't exist in first place.
>>263484636
>"However, Kotaku has learnt"
>>263484636
>that dpad
I have a launch first day 3ds and mine still looks brand new. People need to learn how to take care of their shit.
>>263483606
>neogaf
Fuck off
>>263484636
Destroyed the pad and didn't even win.
glue that bitch back on
>>263484636
No really, this is ONLY possible if you're a spastic that can't control themselves wildly slapping things. Smooth deliberate controlled movements, that's all it takes.
ITT: People smashing their circle pads against the borders when a slight tilt in the direction works equally as well.
kek
>not having an augmented 3ds
>>263484213
damn what's worse is those lines on your top screen from closing it onto the bottom screen
SAKURAI DESTROYED HIS ARM MAKING VIDEO GAMES
HE THEN MAKES KID ICARUS WHICH DESTROYS THE ARMS OF ANYONE WHO PLAYS IT
NOT SATISFIED, HE PUTS SMASH BROS ON THE 3DS SO YOU WILL DESTROY THAT TOO
THE MAN CLEARLY HAS NO REGARD FOR ARM COMFORT/HEALTH
THE GUY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT STANDS BETWEEN THE HUMAN BRAIN AND ONE OF HIS GAMES
>>263483606
>tfw mine ripped of during Tomodachi Life.
>>263484893
spoil that shit motherfucker tis is a christian board.
>>263484636
>losing to a cpu
>>263484990
I really want to see some tourneyfag playing Smash on 3ds.
>>263484994
How much?
>>263484850
Have you not met the average smash player? Have you not SEEN their controllers? I don't let people use my shit for a reason.
>control sticks beaten to shit, missing, or just ripped the fuck off
>people playing with nubs for a control stick
>face buttons either get stuck or fail to register
>damn controllers look dirtier than an alleyway bitch
>hearing them play is just the sound of the stick slamming and shoulder buttons being mashed
Never will I let someone else use my Gamecube controllers. Not unless they can show some fucking decency.
Calm down you fingers, Jesus Christ people.
Are you guys eating your circle pads? Jesus christ moves aren't stronger if you strike it hard
>>263485047
he destroyed his arm making clones
>>263484636
>2nd
gg
>>263484994
Will that thing even close?
>>263484994
yes please
>>263485047
Only happens to tryhards who play competitively.
destroying your shit while playing a casual game
>>263484893
d-does it still work?
>>263485182
14$
>>263485282
I have to remove it to close it, at least when I put it in my case.
>>263485223
GET OUT HERE FUCKING CASUAL
you'll never understand the true smash brothers
>>263485467
I have to add, 14$ for 6 of them
>>263485467
Thanks.
>>263485209
clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
>>263484438
I guess these are the same kind of people that need that supporting loop thing on the Wii-Remote otherwise they would smash it into the TV.
>>263485032
how do you think I feel? my 3ds came with those lines
>nintoddlers breaking their toys
it's ok, if they do their chores mommy might buy them another one
>buy fisher price toy
>not expecting it to break
>>263484296
>bad-mouting Nintendo
>on /v/
enjoy you're ban
>>263483606
mine was already loose from a year and a half of monster hunter-ing.
Is this some new epic meymey?
Yes, a fucking game is destroying the controller used to play the game.
>Neogaf
>trying so hard at fucking smash bros against CPUs you break your nub
They deserve it.
ITS OVER
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
>>263485731
its not nintendofags broking the analog, can't you read OP?
SSB is breaking the analog
probably people being too careless, looking at the pictures some of them aren't in good condition to start with like >>263484636
>>263485047
This makes more sense than I want it to.
>>263484438
>Nintenyearolds
>not chimping out in autismal rage
pick one
I posted a thread of mine breaking about 3 weeks ago, and everyone was throwing shit at me for not taking care of my handheld.
Now propably one third of them has a broken circlepad too. Eat shit faggots
>>263483606
Can you use the D-Pad for movement and shit in Smash?
>>263485793
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/09/14/super-smash-bros-is-destroying-some-peoples-nintendo-3ds-circle-pad/
>people play like a maniac and rip off their circlepad
>blame the game
inb4 someone actually sues nintendo for this
>>263484893
it scares me.
>>263485848
It's not even trying hard. It's just being excessively rough. That circle pad does not have a lot of range. You don't need to be slamming it.
Happened to mine too, within five minutes of playing the new Smash.
How do you play smash?
You guys are worse than the faggots who rub the cstick off.
Fucking hilarious. Especially if their blaming it on Nintendo.
>Create neat-looking 3DS XLs with Smash on them, thinking of picking it up
>Turns out that they're making new ones, so I might as well get those
What a bunch of dicks. If you're going to announce a new handheld variation, you better make goddamn sure that it comes out within a month of you announcing it.
I cant put too much pressure or force when using the circle pad or else it'll get stuck.
Maybe they should stop playing like ham beasts.
>>263485615
Where do you buy them?
>>263485732
Nintendo make good hardware though. People are being too rough when playing.
>>263484594
thats why u buy grorious NEW 3DS
with second analog stick, big like japanese ochinchin
prease understand, CPP not working, only NEW 3DS clit stick
I've been playing my demo very tamely, because it's pretty obvious that if you want to go hard you'll screw up your 3DS.
I'm not willing to do that, so I'm just going to take it easy with the 3DS version to unlock things.
When the Wii U version comes out, that's when I'll start abusing Gamecube controllers.
>tfw screen is so scratched that some areas you can actually even feel the scratches with the stylus
How do you even break this shit i mean really
My 3DS survived Goa Magara.
There's nothing that can destroy it.
Unless you're a caveman.
>>263485743
People bitch about the joystick problem all the time, no one defends it. Stop pretending they are as bias as you want. 15fps
>>263483956
I bet this guy also runs.
>>263485979
you cant, fucking casual
>>263486041
But, on the flip side, it's hardly "destroying." The rubber nub came off. I'm gonna buy some crazy glue.
>>263486102
Get a better camer faggot
Patch when?
>>263486174
nah anon. Nintendo hardware is cheap shit nowadays.
Is it easy/possible to remove the stick on an LL?
I have a lot of dead skin and grime living down in it, and would like to clean it before the sticking becomes even more of an issue.
>>263483606
>Neogaf
>Using Nintendo systems
>one of my friends plays melee/brawl like this
>fucked up all his controllers
>already starting to fuck up mine
>its not even fun to play with him because he gets super salty
>People trying too hard and playing like maniacs break off their Slide Pad
>"Fucking Nintendos fault!"
>Dualshock 4 analog sticks wear down and fall apart after 4 hours of use
>"It's obviously trolls sanding them off!"
>>263485979
You can probably map it, but I don't see how smashes and tilts will work.
>>263485985
>>263486072
>>263486090
>>263486109
>>263484385
>>263484438
>>263484594
>>263484730
>defending defects
this is worse than sony bloodbourn shit
>Get the smash demo because I'M A PLATINUM FUCKING MEMBER WHO HAS 2 WII U'S
>Open up smash
>Face a level 9 bot because I know I can handle it
>Get fucking floored
>Get really angry
>Jump on my 3DS and scream
>Somehow it breaks it half
What the fuck?
>>263484636
>have launch 3DS
>not even half as bad as the condition this one is in
If you're not a fuck, it won't break so easy
>>263485940
>too careless
Playing a game shouldn't break a handheld no matter how hard you are on it. There's no excuse unless they are prying it out with their fingers.
Why the fuck would you even want to play this on 3DS in the first place? And don't even give me that portability shit, most of you wouldn't be caught dead playing a 3DS in public.
=====FACTUAL FACTS
Mine broke. It is a DEFECT in design or manufacturering.
I am not strong. 115lbs with fingers that can't open waterbottles without help.
I do not slam the stick.
I am gentle like foreplay.
It still broke.
>>263486238
g-rank goa magara
imagine being such a sub-human retard-strength mongoloid that you somehow manage to rip through several inches of plastic with your thumb while playing videogames
Can you reconfigure the controls so that you can use the D-pad for movement instead, or am I just gonna have to play carefully when I get Sm4sh?
![10-cyber-gadget-3ds-pad-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1oTHb1c.jpg "10-cyber-gadget-3ds-pad-3[1].jpg")
>>263486151
US amazon has them for 14$. Search for Circlepad Cover.
Otherwise I'd check ebay
>tfw small hands
Maybe my 3DS circle pad will survive. Also, I tend to not play like a chimp.
>>263485984
>article source is Kotaku
>still doesn't address the idiotic implication that a game could even conceivably be responsible for damaging an analogue stick
>>263486562
pls be in london
>>263484438
I have some friends that I practice playing melee with because we want to try to play in tourneys to meet new people and have fun.
>inb4 >tourneyfags >fun >lememearrow2daknee
The friend I practice with tries as hard as he possibly can to beat me (as to be expected when trying to test your limits to improve) and almost every time I beat him he goes into some kind of DK mode and starts screaming and hitting things like a maniac. After a few seconds he snaps back into reality and we pretend none of this ever happens.
I have a feeling he really thinks I'm shit at the game and feels insulted by the fact that I beat him.
>>263486471
>throw 3DS on the ground
>it breaks
>FUCKING SHITTY DEFECTIVE HARDWARE! FUCK YOU NINTENDO!
Oh my god, you people will bitch about anything.
ALL analog sticks will break if you abuse them like this. If you break your 3DS by being careless, just suck it up and send it in for repair / buy a new one. Don't try to blame Nintendo for not taking care of your own stuff.
>>263485672
Nigga what?
The band is comfy as fuck. After a boss battle I can chill by simply dropping the remote and vent my hands.
>>263486515
A lot of people already have a 3DS, and the general stigma here is that the Wii U sucks. I say good riddance. I know where the good shit is.
>>263486562
Sure thing, buddy.
The rubber pad came off my launch 3DS maybe like 8-9 months ago. benn looking to replace it but I'm not so sure anymore because I find the rigidity of the bare cap to be less slippery. I like it a lot better to be honest. Once I upgrade to the N-3DS I'm going to have to import one of those stick cover shits.
Bought these caps back when the 3DS launched.
I hope they help.
>>263484636
>>263483606
Titles should be
>some people are destroying their Nintendo 3DS' circle pads.
Stop handling your fragile handhelds like a goddamn ape and they'll hold together for years.
>>263485425
>destroying the pad with a fucking demo
>Mine is like new and I've played the full game for 3 days.
Learn to play like a human being you fucking failures.
>Linking to a Neogaf thread that links to a Kotaku article
>mfw smash releases and i play it for hours
>mfw my nub never breaks because i'm not a fucking spastic chimp autist
>>263484294
Mine didn't survive kid icarus ;_;
>>263486102
Happened with mine too.
You can lift it up a bit and it will be fine for a bit, but if you do it too often, your rubber will come off too one day.That's what happened with mineFrom about 600 hours Monster Hunter
>>263484272
what happened to motherfucking nintendium?
My god damned gameboy (original, not that faggy pocket shit) is STILL functional. Popped some batteries in and was playing tetris on the shitter not even a week ago.
>>263486614
>imagine being a Nintoddler
shortened that for you
>Making fighting games on handhelds
>Making fighting games on a handheld with a poor control setup
What a fucking dumb move, I really hope you faggots are buying it on the Wii U instead
>>263486727
more like:
>playing game on 3DS
>it breaks
>all these people talking about their 3DS damages
Jesus Christ do you all slam your 3DS close, throw it down some stairs and kick it on the way down?
I don't even get how this happens. I've been playing for days and my stick is fine. Fucking savages.
>>263486562
I have a launch 3DS and haven't had any problems at all. Maybe yours is defective.
>>263486691
>I have a feeling he really thinks I'm shit at the game and feels insulted by the fact that I beat him
That's probably it. Or he can't take a loss.
>>263486440
>Implying the ps4 has 4hours of content
>>263486901
nice meme
Why the hell couldn't Nintendo just do this in the first fucking place?
>>263486727
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>263486887
I leled.
It never ceases to amaze me how desperate Sonyggers are to try to make Nintendo look bad.
People playing a fighting game can get overzealous and break their controller? Fucking bugged joystick mechanic.
>>263486761
>N.. Nintendo c.. can d.. do no w.. wrong!
>>263486646
>that bottom row 3rd cover
>>263483606
I hope this is Mario Party all over again.
God fuck i'm still pissed about mario party.
Do you people play like apes? I exert only enough force to push the stick and I can't imagine it breaking from that. You realize you can CLACKCLACKCLACK with the 3DS, right?
>inb4 it's okay when Nintendo does it
It's clearly a problem, I won't deny. Why did they even build the stick like that anyway? Couldn't they have built it like this, having the rubber part wrap around the plastic part, rather than just gluing the rubber to the plastic?
>>263487053
that circle pad looks fucking delicious with that marshmellow inside
>>263485425
What the fuck were you doing with Link that made you rip your shit?
>mfw they pack SSB circle pad covers with the NA release
>>263484636
>myflamebaitnews
lol no
>Nintendo build quality
>Even once
>>263486646
this will save my 3ds from SSB?
i'm competitive player
>>263485979
no, just taunts
>>263486859
This 1000x
I've played for about 20ish hours since the demo came out, and my circlepad is still 100% fine.
>>263486793
They propably will. I bought them two after about two years, but my circlepad was already flattened and streched in width so they didn't fit on it anymore. Now, that my circlepad is replaced, they fit like a charm
>>263486562
>115lbs
As if you know anything about foreplay
>>263484994
does this actually stop it from breaking? isn't this just a larger pad so your finger doesn't slip off? if anything wouldn't this make it MORE succpetible to breaking because there's more weight on it?
>Someone playing on 3ds
>They use their nail on the analog
>>263483606
Not to worry, Nintendo® has a new, more durable 3DS™ on the way, and it'll only set you back 200 shekels!
>>263486881
the game that did it to mine wasanimal crossing
Whats the best method to prevent this? Also holding the circle pad or letting it go constantly?
Why don't you just use the DPad
Sort of related.
My little sister's dumb friend broke her 3DS, it looks like the right hinge snapped right off. It still works though.
Has anyone tried repairing the right hinge themselves? I'd rather just pick up a hot glue gun than send it in for repairs.
>>263487063
here comes the Nintendo Defense Force...
My rubber tore off a month back, so I bought one of these. It certainty helps
>>263486965
>throw it down some stairs and kick it on the way down
How is this physically possible?
>>263483606
>neogaf
lawl fuck that shit
>>263486887
10/10
>>263487053
The dpad corners are fucking busted
What the fuck?
How?
>play the fuck out of everything N64
>get grinded plastic dust all over the control stick well
>spinning that fucker like the world's ending during mario party
>smashing it thousands of times playing original smash bros
>never stopped working
That shit was decent build quality. Even when there's a plastic piece being ground into dust over the span of years it still worked.
What the fuck is this 3DS shit made out of?
>>263487261
Don't play like a mong
>>263487293
You bought condoms?
>>263487069
>good ideas not based on a gimmick
whoa take it easy there i dont think nintendos ready
>>263487261
not being a fucking retard, these inputs don't need to be smashed
>>263483956
>running in New Leaf
I hope you guys don't do this.
>>263487053
jesus christ clean your nails you fucking animal
>>263483606
>SUPER SMASH BROS IS DESTROYING NINTENDO 3DS CIRCLE PAD
The game itself isn't doing jack shit. It's the players who are too rough with their machines
>>263487184
It will save the rubber from getting worn off, and will give you additional grip. The orignal circlepad is slippery as shit
Can't you just use the d-pad?
>Nintendium
>>263486892
Yeah and my dinner table is seventy years old and still works fine too
It's almost like higher technology is more sensitive or something crazy like that
>>263487069
theyre saving this idea to 4ds
>>263486859
>mfw played shitloads of games over the years on every console imaginable and have never worn down a controller
for fucks sake I still have the dualshock that came bundled with my PS1 and use it frequently for emulation despite using it for hundreds of hours already on the real hardware
I've never even had an N64 controller wear out on me, and I had that for even longer than the PS1.
Only time I've ever had a controller wear out is when I lent it to somebody else and they mangled it with their retard strength within the week that it was in their possession
>>263484847
Underrated post in an overrated thread.
>>263487367
>N64 stick
>decent build quality
You are so full of shit.
>>263486479
>Chimping out because you suck at the game
There's your problem, fella.
>>263486903
>customizable controls
>poor control setup
It was a bait thread from the start, wasn't it?
>>263487053
What the fuck did you do to the Dpad?
>>263487463
d-pad are taunts
>>263487463
D-pad taunts in the demo.
Perhaps they'll allow us to remap when the actual game comes out.
Serves you right for getting the demo before I do faggots.
>>263484636
>Kotaku has learnt
>>263486859
>yfw you're a twink with pathetically weak grip strength
>>263487367
Also why are people excusing bad build quality? The N64 control stick left a LOT to be desired but even then it still held on like a champ
>>263483915
It's not okay when anyone does it, stop pretending you're the victim like a black man pulling a race card
>>263487069
better question: why don't they get rid of that retarded as fuck Dual Screen layout and only use one proper screen?
It was gimmicky on the DS, but on the 3DS it's just bullshit, especially if you have the 3D activated
Need to check something on the lower screen?
Enjoy having to refocus your eyes for the top screen to get the 3D effect
>>263487256
Why am I just now realizing how much Wario is like a stereotypical Jew? This was definitely intentional
>>263484151
IT ALL MAKES SENSE THEY DID IT SO WE WOULD HAVE TO REBUY DAMN YOU NIPON
>>263483606
five of the first ten threads are smash
this is what /vg/ was made for
>>263484543
Exactly. I've had my 3DS since before the price drop, don't even own Smash or have access to the demo, and mine's like that. It's still perfectly usable, and I could easily use some super glue to stick the rubber bit back on. I'm just too lazy to do it.
My circle pad thing came off, too, after about 30 minutes of playing the demo.
I was able to snap it back on, but it was worrisome.
Nintendium is a fucking sham
Anyone else notice most of these aren't xls?
xl master race reporting in, circle pad still going strong because im not a poor pleb
>>263487513
Did yours ever fall apart? Even when the deadzone continued growing did yours ever just stop working?
>>263484717
more than 10% of platinum worth customers in countries with and without nintendo club didn't get smash demo and they didn't fix that. they wouldn't give a shit about this either
>>263487250
My retarded brother fucking does this.
"My dualshock 4 broke in one day. What a piece of shit"
"I have to buy a new 3ds again. What a piece of shit"
It doesnt help that he's autistic as fuck and doesn't cut his fingernails at all.
I've never let him come for a visit. He always fucking breaks something
http://fox.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poverty/1410633637/
>>263487591
I don't need to prove myself to you bitch.
>>263485985
thahts why ur neckis broken fag
>>263486859
This. I've had my PS4 since Tuesday (got the Destiny bundle) and I've played at least 8 hours every day and my sticks aren't showing the slightest sign of wear/tear.
>>263486827
This. Same thing used to happen with the analog sticks on the N64 controllers. Mongoloids would batter them and then cry when it got loose and flimsy as shit. Meanwhile I had the same controller for the life of the system.
It's OK when Nintendo does it
Fuck off
>people actually defending this
>>263487263
Because the D-Pad is used for taunts
>>263487772
>"I have to buy a new 3ds again. What a piece of shit"
Mine broke too, and guess what? Nintendo repaired itfor FREE
>>263487762
I have a couple of controllers that just don't go back to neutral. They're limp. My "Hey, You Pikachu!" controller is a-okay, though. To be honest, I didn't play the N64 very much. Setting up that damn game is a pain.
>>263487659
Im sure it has nothing to do with the Jap release and demo coming out.
>>263487642
they cant remove 2nd screen now
otherwise it wouldn't be a nintendo console because
>no backwards compatibility
>>263487131
>why didn't they do it properly?
because they wanted to save like 0.01 cent on each unit
>>263485732
>Fisher Price toy
>not durable as fuck
You do realize those are made for literal babies, right?
As in Babies that throw, smash, and in general ape-handle their stuff.
The Wii U is just as weak actually
>Get mad at a game
>Throw the system against the wall
>It breaks
So much for nintendium.
![3dsabdruck[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IykmEJF.jpg "3dsabdruck[1].jpg")
This isn't the first hardware issue with the launch model 3DS. My fucking 3DS has a manufacturing issue where just by closing it a few times the screen will get vertical scratches because of contact with the bottom screen.
And of course Shitendo Europe won't replace it under warranty.
>>263483606
All you have to do is buy a new 3DS. And a new new 3DS of course.
>>263487801
>all that fucking grime and gunk
yeah sure looks like they take good care of their shit and aren't an irresponsible twat at all
>>263487913
Defend what, you fucking mouthbreather?
>>263487293
These fit fine without the rubber? Like serious question here. I want to buy this if so.
>>263487580
And you can't even fucking taunt anymore because of mr. hurt feels sakurai
3DS is an overpriced piece of shit, nothing new.
At least it has games, that's why it's good, so fuck off sonyggers
>>263487762
It might as well have
Did you know there's actually a forum for discussing neogaf bullshit?
www.neogaf.cam
>>263487758
They ran out of their stockpile ages ago.
Is this really happening? I don't think I'm that rough but I'm scared now
It's OK when Nintendo does it!™
http://youtu.be/HAhIqX6lSCs
>>263487063
Hey buddy, you wanna know how to handle any and all shitposting?
Just link em to http://niceme.me/
Shit pisses em off so much.
>>263487053
>that dirty screen
>that D-pad
the circle pad is the least of your worries
>>263486562
You sound like a pathetic faggot. And it isn't a defect in design. The pad simply wasn't made to be handled by retards
>>263483606
I told all of you motherfuckers this would happen, but you didn't fucking listen. Right when the new 3DS is gonna launch, huh... Yeah, fuck all of you. I'll be playing the Wii U version with the GC controller.
That feel when breeding in Pokemon Y destroyed my circlepad
>>263488102
>overpriced
>>263486562
are you autistic?
>>263487654
fun fact: Wario's persona is an exact replica of Nintendo's CEO
Broken gamepads? Sounds like a good time to buy the new 3DS goys.
>>263485743
If anyone's going to get banned, it's you for shitposting.
>>263488149
nice meme, kid
>>263485979
No faggot, that would be ideal and make too much sense.
>not owning a superior 2ds
its tight like a 16 year old pussy
>>263488242
It is, at least in Europe
