is postal 2 the edgiest game ever?
No, thats Shadow The Hedgehog.
>>262767131
No, that would be the first Postal.
>>262767287
did the first postal include the option of killing gary coleman?
>>262767131
No. Postal 2 is kinda funny. Postal 1 on the other hand is a genuine serial killer simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio4Bx_9A8k
>>262767131
It's over the top and clearly satirical, so no.
No, because it's clearly cheeky on purpose, you stupid cunt.
>>262767131
Postal 1 was way edgier.
>>262767131
Not if you don't want it to be
>>262767131
Postal 1 > Super Columbine Massacre RPG > that one shitty Halflife mod based on shooting colored folk > Postal 2 > shadOW THE hEDGEhog
>>262767131
No, Postal 2 is satire. You can complete the entire game without doing anything violent. Yet what do people do?
It's sorta of a social commentary and potshot at human beings obsession with violence.
Postal 2 is not edgy.
>>262767131
what is the edgiest game then?
>edgy
>doesnt take itself serious at all
pick one fucking retard
>>262768702
I thought people in this thread made that very clear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdW3gmXU64
>>262768313
>No, Postal 2 is satire. You can complete the entire game without doing anything violent.
yeah, bullshit.
>>262768313
Technically you can, but you are forced into a lot of violent situations, and you can find a turban wearing muslim in the bomb making section of the library IIRC
>>262768915
Not that anon, but I'm quite sure there's some stupid achievement for being a pacifist in the game.
Which has got to be the hardest thing to do in Postal 2 - you know - not wanting to at least pour gasoline on some person and light em up.
>>262768915
Yes, yes you can. There's a reason its tagline was "it's only as violent as you are".
AW cannot be completed non-lethally, though, which is another reason why it's a piece of shit.
yeh its up there
>>262768313
not true at all. You are required to kill people in most missions.
>killing Gary Coleman
>Pissing all over his corpse
>>262769364
>required to kill people
>achievement says not to kill people
You know you can wait in line to buy his book right?
>>262768915
You actually get a message that says "Thanks for playing, Jesus." for beating it non lethal.
>>262769364
No Anon, you're not. Stop being such a bloodthirsty maniac.
>>262769364
>this nigger didnt wait in line
>>262769163
I knew this screenshot was worth taking.
>>262767131
>edgy
Kill yourself.
>>262769602
There are some new ratings too now. I got "Card-carrying NRA member" on my last pacifist run.
"Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races
equally."
"I guess it would have been more politically correct to kill all the women and minorities first."
What are your favorite Dude quotes?
>>262769628There's a spare book in one of staff only corridors too.
best playthrough is playing through non-violently and only defending yourself
>>262768915
But there's an achievement for beating it without killing anyone.
>>262769673
lel
>>262770046
"The gene pool is stagnant and I'm the minister of chlorine."
>>262770046
My president's Chuck Heston, here's your rebate, you damn dirty ape.
>get the "reddit would be proud" achievement
>mfw
Should have just gotten the gog version
>>262770046
"I know what you're thinking but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games."
Post >yfw you found out that Rick Hunter is actually coming back to voice Paradise Lost.
>>262770092
Arrested Development is truly the greatest show of all time.
>>262770287
GOG version also has achievements.
>edgy
holy fuck I wish this phrase was never invented
Postal 2 is great, its making fun of video game violence in a great way.
Postal 1 did the same, but in a really dark way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio4Bx_9A8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qee3TjASCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvRhC-G09X8
>>262770287
>implying it's a positive reference to reddit
>it's literally gained by doing nothing but focusing on cats the whole game and clearly gunning for pointless achivements
No because all the edge is tongue and cheek. If you want Coldsteel the Hedgehog tier edge but trying to be taken seriously then check out DmC.
>>262767495
Thats not edgy, thats silly
consider the game came out before his death
>>262770046
"You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... SURPRISE!"
"Today is the first day of the end of your life."
>>262770287
It's almost as if other websites exist and the devs don't give a shit if some basement dweller getting upset about referencing them
>yfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp1PCCh9TiE
>>262767531
>>262767287
This. The fucking picture overlapped in the ending credits has dead infants in it. It's just a pile of murdered, mutilated humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9O4RVJ3VFU
>>262770729
no
it can't be
>>262770729
I want Rick Hunter to do audio books.
>screwing around pissing on people
>piss straight up in the air, right in my mouth
>Postal Dude reacts
>play with fire, die
>game tells me to think with my lower half next time
>pissing on yourself is a gameplay mechanic
hehehehehe
>>262770729
>>262771058
You can't make a living off controversial video games alone, you know.
>>262770048
Signed?
>>262771157
You can do the same with the jerry can. Just don't expect it to douse you.
>>262770046
"AHHHH~ now the flowers will grow."
>>262770729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c
>>262768915
And thus we find out that OP is actually the one that is edgy
>>262771331
Somehow yes. You can also trade the book to get Krotchy dall easier on Thursday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYUOZTGUZW0
>>262767531
>>262770841
>>262770501
Gotta say, that's some spooky music.
Almost want to play through it.
>>262771609
*doll
>>262767531
I'm really glad the terrible controls prevented me from making it past the second level now.
>>262770046
>blessed are the meek for they make easy targets
postal 1 was so much more psychedelic
>>262771532
whaaaaaaat.
>>262771532
Oh my, is that really him?
>>262770501
>That fucking background art for the credit screen.
The game is legit fucked up and I love it.
>>262771157
>Throw doughnut on ground
>Cop eats it
>Throw doughnut on ground
>Piss on it
>Cop walks up and eats it
>They throw up
I've been playing this damn game for over ten years and still discover new shit.
>>262771993
Find me another person with the voice at least vaguely like Rick Hunter's.
>>262770841
>No one yells out SHINING HERESY during the OP
That was the biggest disappointment I had with shining heresy.
>>262771628
Yeah, it's soundtrack would fit nicely with a horror title. The images that accompany them are also pure nightmares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsvv653fGS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPDCirqa04
>>262772224
I mean it does sound like him, but it's a bit less over done.
>>262770046
"you should lie still when injured.. here, let me help you"
"listen... can you hear the property value going up?"
"you should've gone to disneyland"
postal 1 > 2just my opinion though
>>262772351
I think the Dude voice is his actual voice, he uses it in everything else.
https://www.youtube.com/user/RickHunter811/videos
>>262770729
as awful as that dub is, they probably had a lot of fun recording it.
>>262771532
What in the hell anime is this.
http://youtu.be/_4xUYDvlXhQ
Was it really such a big hit in 1997? Also
>ak-47
No postal 2 doesn't take itself seriously enough to be considered edgy.
Postal 1 on the other hand
>>262773152
Of course it wasn't, it's just the controversy that made it infamous. Back then people like Jack Thompson calling video games murder simulators were on the rise. So what did RWS do? Make a legit murder simulator.
>>262773152
relevant
>>262767131
So you haven't played Gone Home?
>>262773475
Add a picture of a magazine calling it a clip
>>262773637
Add a picture of a clip calling it a magazine, a lot of retards on /v/ do it.
>>262773475
>Running with Scissors will never buy Duke Nukem and make a Postal/Duke crossover with Rick Hunter and John St. John riffing off each other's one-liners and ad-libbing like mad.
>>262771532
you know you can't post that one without this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak
>>262774112
Is that the dude from postal 3?
Yes.
>>262774096
shut up :(
>>262774096
it hurts to much to live
>>262770046
"Funny thing, I don't even play video games"
>>262774236
>oh god u can kill a cat its 2edgy4me
>>262774096
>tfw it would end up being the greatest thing ever made in all of vidya
>>262774096
>you will never literally rip off your oppenents head and shit down his neck
>>262769205
>Which has got to be the hardest thing to do in Postal 2 - you know - not wanting to at least pour gasoline on some person and light em up.
Eat shit casuals.
>>262774751
>number of times dressed as a cop: 0
it's like you hate fun
>>262767131
postal 1 was
>>262774751
Must have been hard to resist that urge.
Good for you.
>>262774751
I only managed to do it on babby liebermode. :(
>>262774954
>playing ezmode
>>262774954
You need to get into the locker room in the police station to wear the cop suit. It would instantly turn everyone aggressive and make it hard to avoid a painful death as a pacifist.
I was also trying to speed run the game, so I couldn't be bothered to waste time.You can't wear the cop suit in this difficulty.
>>262775809
It used to be in POSTAL, they removed it a few months ago.
By the way, good job. I could never come close to beating it on postal.
>>262775809
how do you even win the game without killing anyone
>tfw only person in the world that liked Postal 3
It's a buggy kusoge, but playable and even challenging
>>262776040
Stun-Guns and lots of running away
>>262776102
It's not challenging by design though, it's challenging because of shitty development which takes away from it a lot.
>>262776328
I didn't really rely on stunguns that much for my non-lethal run
provided you know the map well enough, you can just run past everything with minimal damage
>>262776040
Stun Gun. Using pee also helps. And overall not being a dick.
And in moments where people chase you with guns, catnip so you can stroll through them and not give a fuck. Also this >>262776541
>>262775945
It was really crushing to go through the police station and realize the uniform wasn't there. But I managed to beat the game anyways.This was done using only the shovel. No enhanced mode allowed.
>>262767131
>that shirt
Ayy
