Phil Fish?
More like, Phil Fraud!
>>262187720
Phil Fish?
More like Phil your mouth with dick.
More like Phil Fishy.
>>262187720
I love the smell of freshly fried Fishsticks in the morning!
What's going on?
>>262188228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvObusEEC6k
Actually Phil was a victim to that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKuGYCwdGg
>>262188463
hello?
BTFO
TFO
FO
O
toppest kek
fishdicks game career is fucked.
>>262187720
>he's not part of the women-hating club
>lets make fun of his name!
>LOL he's so finished, nobody will want to sit with him at the cafeteria now! xD
It's like I'm back in high school...
So what twitter tags does the Indie Game Fest and Indiecade use?
Because the Internet Governance Forum has the same acronym and I don't want to get people confused.
No wonder he tried to sell off FEZ and his company in a hurry when this started.
Phil Fish is so fucked.
>Phil Fish in prison
ooooooooooooooooooooh boy
i hope he brings alot of lube
>>262188228
you can'ttroutphil!
>>262190818
I guess the hack wasn't a false flag
or maybe Phil is that dumb
I hate that this guy has the same level of notoriety as someone like tim schafer and the dude has only made one competent indy platformer. thats all hes done. go away.
YOU DUN GOOFED FISHY BOY!!
>>262187924
This is literally the best response to this thread and I fucking commend you for posting this.
Stay based.
>>262190678
Go tweet about it, Phil.
>>262190957
No need for lube.
>suck on my dick and choke on it
As he said so eloquently.
What did he do now
>>262191129
Either it wasn't a false flag and the information is all legit
Or it was a false flag and Phil has to admit they had been attempting to manipulate the narrative of everything.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN FISH WAS FRIED???
Can somebody explain what he did instead of screaming IT'S HAPPENING like a retard?
>>262191463
Racketeering.
WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED FUCK EXPLAIN FUCK FUCK
>>262187720
PHIL FISH HERE
OP IS A FAGGOT
YOURE ALL FAGGOTS
IM CANCELLING FEZ 2 IM HOPE YOURE HAPPY
>>262191653
Everything about FEZ is a lie.
Phil Fish is going to prison? What for?
Get over this Phil Fish shit. Shit doesn't even matter.
>>262191653It's happening
>>262188463
>>262189425
>>262191653
http://pastebin.com/zRZvR6tE
Phil's been ousted as a fraud and a criminal.
FBI have been notified.
>>262191653
http://www.lordkat com/igf-and-indiecade-racketeering.html
>>262191653
LordKat had a stream where he said the IGF was a racketeering front
http://pastebin.com/EiSBQXt2
There's a video coming soon
>>262191569
Shitting, holy shit.
>>262190678
>he's not part of the women-hating club
Well, you're right about that. Phil Fish isn't bound by such petty limitations. He simply hates anyone who isn't Phil Fish. In that sense, his life is simpler.
/v/ was right again! /v/ is ALWAYS right!
>>262191869
I hope you bring enough lube for prison phil
philippe poisson is a fraud
he never coded shit and SURPRISE! hasn't produced another game since his toxic personality alienated him from his coders and basically everyone who isn't a faggot twitter sjw nutjob, and he paid those poor coders with a grant from the canadien gov't. he's basically a kardashian with pubes glued to his face, famous only for being a shitperson
>>262191653
>Can somebody explain what he did instead of screaming IT'S HAPPENING like a retard?
Several high-profile indie producers and developers helped fund Fez.
It seems that we are about to declare an open war against the indie trash.
http://www.lordkat com/igf-and-indiecade-racketeering.html
add dot
OH SHIT I MADE IT ON TO THE BLOCK LIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufPAD7xdFBk
>>262191653
The people who put in the start-up money for Polytron and Fez conspired to get it awards and exposure through Indiecade and IGF, racketeering and fraud abound.
>>262192108
/pol/ was right first though
>>262191016
Carlos you dipshit
>>262190678
I really do hope you die a terrible death
>>262191653
His company Polytron is funded by the Indie Fund.
Members of Indie Fund are the judges of IGF and Indiecade and the head of Indiecade is also a member of Indie Fund.
They make the games they fund win the IGF and Indiecade, giving them the grand prizes (funded from entrance fees etc.), thus the funds are going right back into their pockets.
Essentially, it's a huge racket and it's being blown wide open.
>>262192402
We were right about Fez being shit and all hype as well as Phish being undefendable.
I would just like to take this opportunity to ask the shills how they feel about this.
YOU GETTING V& FOOLS
So, let me get this straight.
The safest, most flawless, air-tight, fool-proof way to make an indie game these days is, in fact, to simply code the whole thing with a group of friends or by yourself and sending it out to friends to test out, then working on it slowly as you do other things with your life as well, correct?
So, basement-dwelling /v/irgins who try to make their own games are, by definition, the actual bastions to safety and legitimacy for indie-games?
That means that IT'S ALWAYS FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WE WON
CELEBRATE
WE CAN'T LOSE
VICTORY IS ASSURED
>>262193335
We havent won
This is our battle of the bulge for sure but the war is far from over
>>262192784
>I would just like to take this opportunity to ask the shills how they feel about this.
This developers have been confirmed to be on the SJW side so far:
>Tim Schafer (Grim Fandango, Psychonauts, Broken Age)
>Tom Hall (Doom, Deus Ex, Rise of the Triad)
>Cliff Bleszinski (Unreal Tournament, Gears of War)
>Clint Hocking (Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Far Cry 2)
>Rhianna Pratchett (Mirror's Edge, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider)
>David Rosen (Lugaru, Overgrowth)
>Steve Jaros (Saints Row, Red Faction: Guerrilla)
>Neil Druckmann (The Last of Us, Uncharted, Jak and Daxter)
>Terri Brosius (Dishonored, Guitar Hero, Thief, System Shock)
>Anna Kipnis (Psychonauts, Brütal Legend)
>Adam Saltsman (Canabalt, Cave Story+, Super Meat Boy)
>Jonathan Blow (Braid, The Witness)
>Danny Baranowsky (Super Meat Boy, Crypt of the NecroDancer, The Binding of Isaac)
>Daniel Rosenfeld (Minecraft)
>Anthony Burch (Borderlands 2)
>Raph Koster (Ultima Online, Star Wars: Galaxies, Thomas Was Alone)
>Ron Carmel (World of Goo, Dear Esther)
>Kyle Gabler (World of Goo, Cave Story, Little Inferno)
>Nathan Vella (Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, TowerFall Ascension)
>Kellee Santiago (Cloud, Guitar Hero, Braid, Flow, Flower, Journey, Dear Esther, Gone Home)
Notice how all the latest additions are fairly well-known indie developers. You might cry nepotism but when this hits the mainstream it would like if 4chan just declared war on indie developers, furthering the Gamer+ agenda.
You already lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuAA0jbCais
>>262187720
Thread music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBFhdeR9PE
>>262191869
>>262187720
Phil Fish please
>>262187720
More like Phil Pish
So was hacking themselves proven true?
>>262188768
ITT: dolphin porn
HOLD UP FAGS
Before beginning his speech Lord Kat said he believed Phil Fish to be "caught in the middle of all this".
It is not necessarily HE who is accused of crimes.I'm not saying there's no way he's guilty, just that I don't think it was Fish they're really gunning for.
I cba to check if the statement contradicts that, just be aware of it before jumping on Fish.
FUCK YES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_5Ex7J-3Z8
>>262192078
you expect me to read all that bullshit? Just give me a 2 sentence summary you fucking prick.
>>262191016
fuck off carlos
>>262194175
>So was hacking themselves proven true?
Logic would say no but muh hivemind says yes.
>wanting to sell Polytron and Fez
It all makes sense now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
wait, what happened?
>>262193661
>Terri Brosius
Impossible.
>>262192257
>Several high-profile indie producers and developers helped fund Fez.
So that whole bit in "Indie Game: The Movie" was fake?
Fucking hell man.
>>262195096
jk I read the thread.
>>262194549
>It is not necessarily HE who is accused of crimes.
It's not ONLY him, but he was the one who most benefited you retard
>>262191979
Fraud and Racketeering.
NEW MUNDANEMATT VID
http://youtu.be/gC59EDr1-oM
BEST LISTENED TO ALONG WITH GOTT MIT UNS:
http://youtu.be/s9eWbrc_ynw
>>262195136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY
>>262192257
IT'S HABEENING
>>262192078
>FBI
wouldn't that be something to contact the IRS over?
>tfw independent developer not part of the clique
>tfw you finally witness the clique getting v& and you can go make games without being automatically labelled as pretentious because of them
>>262192543
stop sending death threats you misogynist piece of shit
>>262194851
lel? What does it say? Google translate does nothing.
>>262195265
That was directed by James Swirsky and Lisanne Pajot.
http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,526188/
http://www.mobygames.com/developer/sheet/view/developerId,526189/
They probably also funded the game.
>>262195861
We're doing this for you guys too. Hoping for something good.
>>262195861
me too man - this feels fucking great :]
>>262187720
Let's wish for how many years fish will be in prison, next dubs decide.
based LK
>>262195625
No way.
post yfw phil fish chokes on black/neo-nazi dick in prison
>>262196304
20 years
>>262196304
>dubs
>/v/
hi newtard.
>>262196304
The dubs themselves will state the number.
>>262189005
He isn't wrong but that doesn't make western games better.
>>262191016SALMONget this idiot outta here!
>>262196304
>dubs
>>262191016
NOT RIGHT NOW CARLOS
>>262195761
Does anyone with some knowledge of the law actually know if this is illegal? and if so what kind of crime?
>>262188768
Niggers of the sea
>>262196889
IRS would be for tax evasion. But denying revenue to people who could earn it rightfully by exploiting your connections, that's fucking fraud. I hope he's gonna enjoy that prison bus ride.
Where's the proof?
jesus christ he is so fucking ugly
>>262196134
>James Swirsky and Lisanne Pajot
What do they do besides documentaries, are they part of this game judge thing as well.
Speaking of that movie, are the Super Meat Boy devs involved?
>>262196304
No dubs, but phil can get this 5
>>262197540
you suck senator chuck.
>>262196072
I don't think he's getting jail for that though, probably just a very juicy fine
>>262197540
>>262197635
aww shiet.
>>262196889
I've been doing a little research and it doesn't seems to qualify as racketeering. It definitely is fraud, as the indie dev awards, which are supposed to benefit the developer of the best game that year, instead just put the ticket money (eventually) back in the judges' pockets.
>>262197446
>are the Super Meat Boy devs involved?
Just the guy who made the music, Danny Baranowsky, but he's worked at a couple of other indie gaming elite clique games so no surprises.
If you FUCKERS had 1/10th his talent...
>>262198421
Fuck off philippe
>>262196304
For life.
>>262198421
We'd make Fez 2 and it wouldn't be broken?
>>262187720
Phil Poison. It's his actual name.
Blame Quebec.
>>262198421
I have enough talent and intelligence not to work in the video game industry, thank you very much.
DOES THIS MEAN PHIL FISH WILL GO TO JAIL?
>>262194851
"I jerk off with my shit" (he lubes with his shit) in quebec french slang.
Lovely
>>262193661
4chan didn't declare war or any shit on indie developers stop that shit, 4chan and /v/ just wants video games to be about video games and not corruption and people using video games for scandals. Worse is how we praise developers in the indie movement that barely make games and just are cults of worships.
>>262198612
Poisson actually. Not that I give a shit anyway.
>>262189575
the meme goes like this
BTFO
T
F
O
>>262187924
>not using the perfect-loop gif
>>262198742
Depends but likely guess is no, Quebec is a whole different ball game from Canada proper.
>>262191016
Carlos. I will end you
I don't think very highly of Phil Fish. It's nothing personal beyond the fact that he's an insufferable cunt.
>>262198992
He's based out in Nashville now. You know, because that's the place to go for up-and-coming game developers.
CALL 911 NOW
>>262198742
yes and there will be a lot of dick choking if you know what I mean.
>>262199206
At least Nashville isn't as bad as Memphis.
>>262197152
Except dolphins are pretty smart.
>>262187720
>>262191016
Fuck you Carlos!
I hated you ruining the epic field trips through the fucking universe with your lame Uranus jokes and when we shrank down to atomic size and traversed a trekked across a fucking proton while you went on about how it was still bigger than Arnold's dick!
Get fucked and get back to fucking Mexico you asshole spick!
oh look...more 'evidence' from some unknown pastebin that the gamergate fags are going to believe 100%
>>262193661
>Not a single Japanese dev
Wouldn't only the investor group be culpable for fraud here? Phil could easily say he wasn't privvy to any kind of voting bias.
>>262199231
>"Hello officer I'd like to report one Phil Fish"
>"This some kind of prank boy, that's not a very creative name?"
>>262196304
>tfw /v/ will never, EVER have repeating integers
the Montreal videogame industry is currently lobbying to overturn the government decision to cut down on game dev tax credit.
>mfw if this shits gets to the ears of the local news, it will make us all look like crooks.
T-thanks Philippe.
>>262195861
Asian indie dev here
Man it feel good to be a honest indie dev right now
Going to make an awesome game just for you guys. Robust gameplay and story guaranteed
>>262199937
Japanese culture doesn't put up with this shit.
Talk about Phil Fish amirite?
>>262200027
How's the PLOT?
THE COW THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
>>262200027
JAP>>>USA>EU
"GAMERS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE," screams Phillipe Poisson in a falsetto, spittle glistening in the sunlight, as he sticks his grubby jew hands into the pockets of hopeful, innocent indie devs and swipes their money. "YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SCUM"
Anyone else really really like the idea of someone called Phil Fish going to prision.
The amount of jokes they'll make bout filling the Fish.
>>262199937
We don't care about mobage faggot.
>>262200245
my art sucks
so just use your imagination for PLOTS
>>262192078
Where is the proof that phil fish received loans from these people at the very beginning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie9BDIyX2Zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamKl-su8PE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_b-V7BdJK8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5kEqRFPwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjnoM5-mnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ
I just won the grand prize at IGF tonight. suck my dick. choke on it.
>>262194623
>TBG
>Intro takes two thirds of the video
This gon b gud
>>262201049
cameralady will be making a statement on shortfatotaku's youtube with links etc. soon I think.
BIRDS GOTTA FLY, FISH GOTTA FRY
>>262201439
So there's no proof, got it.
>>262200820
It's not gonna be a fight...
IT'S GONNA BE A MASSACRE
Those found guilty of racketeering can be fined up to $25,000 and sentenced to 20 years in prison per racketeering count
They're so fucked.
20 FUCKING YEARS IN PRISON.
>>262202020
>that fucking get
>>262193661
>Cave Story+
That was a piece of garbage, just chiming in. There was literally nothing better about the + version of that game. He took a perfect game and did absolutely nothing better.
Adam Saltsman is basically a really terrible videogame George Lucas except he didn't originally make a star wars, he just tacked on unnecesary crap.
>>262202020
Beautiful.
>>262202020
>202020
>>262202152
>>262202020
>>262202473
>>262202639
Phil confirmed for spending 60 years getting slammed in the butt by Big Bubba.
>>262187720
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmTUW-owa2w
now go make an egoraptor thread or some shit
Phil Fish used either indian or Chinese programming sweatshops to get the code for Fez made.
You heard it here first.
The reason he hasn't made Fez 2 is because he's on the spot and can't get away with outsourcing it again.
>>262202923
0/10
fish is a shit human bean, a criminal, a fraud and also everything wrong with the industry.
That vid seems somewhat okay until it contradicts its main point at the end and wents full sjw
>>262193661
A good chunk of those people either
A) Are irrelevant.
B) Couldn't stick a progressive message with a good clear intent into a video game if they were all locked into a room with each other with a 500$ million dollar budget.
C) Are completely contradictory on their SJW message compared to their past work
>>262202020
>202020
JESUS CHRIST
>>262201176
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie9BDIyX2Zg
>If I had just one spreadsheet, I could play your game complete
I fucking lost it
>>262202020
>20 years in prison
>202020
CONFIRMED
>>262203268
>wents
1/10
made me reply
>>262202020
>202020
it's over
We knew this ages ago, now its offical.
RIP in Peace Phil, thank god FEZ 2 will never see the light of day.
>>262187720
more like Phil Frenchcan Faggot and a half
>>262202152
2 digits trips
>202020
>20 years in prison
,>confirmed for absolute universe truth
>>262202020
let the bones get dry
Felipe Pescado... te llegó la hora
>IGF
>indiefund
>indie game the movie
no wonder his shit game was successful it was all part of a scam
>>262202020
>202020
20 years
>>262202020
>>262196304
>>262202020
>>262202020
>202020
Post yfw Phil Fish's cellmate tells him "suck my dick, choke on it"
>>262202020
>>262193775
brb crying hahahahaha
>>262192078
>In 2009 Philippe Poisson received investment money for Polytron Corporation in the form of a loan from several influential people.
And not a shred of evidence was provided. Come on /v/, you're making yourself look like idiots.
>>262193775
Oh god my dick
>>262202020
Welp, that's the thread over
>>262194851
>He's like 30
>His real name is Philippe
>His real lastname is Poisson
It's like his parents hated him before he was even born
>>262204545
![tmp_29365-Cuty Suzuki no Ringside Angel (J) [!]001-1376312320.png](https://i.imgur.com/3k98Kpj.png "tmp_29365-Cuty Suzuki no Ringside Angel (J) [!]001-1376312320.png")
>>262202020
>get ems in a board that won't allow it
>calls it in that same post
I've been browsing 4chan for a few years now and this beyond the shadow of any doibt the most incredible get I've ever seen.
Now, now. Calm down.
How certain it is that this shit is illegal?
How certain it is that authorities will investigate this?
Where is the evidence?
>>262193661
>Tom Hall
why did you start to hang around with these sjw kids, Tom?
>>262205309
>How certain it is that this shit is illegal?
It's certain that it's illegal. What's uncertain is whether it actually happened, which is probably didn't.
>How certain it is that authorities will investigate this?
Not certain.
>Where is the evidence?
There is none.
>>262205124
He's Canadian so his parents were probably second-generation French.
>>262202020
202020 20 YEARS IN PRISON FUCKING CONFIRMED!
>>262194851
The quebecois really are the absolute worst.
>>262204731
But it's on pastebin so it must be true.
>>262205309
Yeah, seriously. It's great news if it's true, but if all these cats can give is a pastebin than all I can give is Vivian.
>>262205309
See >>262202020
>>262204545
That's all the proof I need.
>>262205487
Yeah but fuking "Philippe" haha nobody since the 40s ever called its kids like that.
>>262190678
shills are still trying to do damage control huh?
>>262202020
>20 years
20 GET
>>262205465
so a non story.
we should concentrate in real shit not make believe /v/ dreams.
>>262202020
everyone reply to this it will be like those epic screencaps they have on /r/4chan
>>262202020
>20 years
>202020
jail time confirmed
>>262187720
He hasnt killed himself yet?
>>262204731
This.
Anyone who's screaming "ITS HAPPENING" should take a second to consider there is no evidence at this time. When there's evidence, thats when IT HAPPENS
>>262205309
It's extremely illegal if true. The evidence is supposedly in the documents that appeared on the Polytron website after it was hacked. Awaiting CameraLady's video for more clarification.
>>262205743
They probably thought their son was going to be cool enough to bring it back.
>>262202020
So long and thanks for all the fish!
lol
>Phil Fish takes the bait!
>>262187720
>mfw phil fish actually might go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
>>262202020
>>262192369
>5 guys fucked that
Eww... why?
>>262202020
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>262205992
This shit's starting to enter girl with the dragon tattoo territory
>>262206563
He forgot to say choke on it
>>262202020
>202020
>20 years
not bad
>I'm on the Polygon/Kotaku block list
HELL FUCKING YES, MADE MY DAY
>>262206831
that's an old picture of zoe, she's looks like grimmace from mcdonalds now
>>262193661
>You already lost.
According to some faggot with a list on the internet?
No.
People everywhere already understand what this shit is about.
Conservatives get it because Ed Morrisey told them these people were scum.
Liberals get it because The Young Turks told them these people were scum.
Social media babbies get it because #Gamergate had all the info right there easily searchable and it was retweeted by legit sources who have no reason to lie.
Games journalism reinforced it because they acted like fucking spergs and hired a PR company to help them coordinate a transparent smear campaign.
>You already lost.
>You already lost.
It doesn't matter how many times you repeat this or post this, it's not true, it's never going to be true, you just wish it was true because you're either a) a dedicated shill or b) a jackass who doesn't like to see video game culture threads that are explicitly allowed in /v/'s rules in the catalog.
In any case, get fucked and die, knuckledragging, mongoloid scum, you aren't needed here, you aren't wanted here, so get out.
>>262191016
B A S E D C A R L O S
A
R
L
O
S
>>262202020
>2202020
>2 20, 20 20
>2 twenties, 20 20
wonder how big the kamiya block list is lol
>>262202020
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
>>262207135
>>262191016
>NOT RIGHT NOW, KARLOS!
>>262202020
>>262202020
>>262202020
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>>262196304
This 7 says 10 years for just the right amount of justice needed.
>>262193661
Not Danny Baranowsky
>>262187924
why are black people so retarded?
>>262202020
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
looks like this blowfish isn't deadly at all
>>262202020
>20 FUCKING YEARS IN PRISON.
>202020
And on that day, it was confirmed that Fish would, in fact, spend 20 years in prison.
I fucking love you, /v/
>>262207932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-6NE2hDqc
>>262202020
>202020
Replying for he sake of repling
>>262202020
Welp
>>262202020
>202020
>20 FUCKING YEARS
>>262189005
kind of true when you play a japanese game most of it is text
Can we go to jail and visit phil just to flip him off while yelling "SUCK MY DICK CHOKE ON IT FAGGOT".
>>262207802
Im fucking done
>>262208238
don't worry mr. negro will be on charge to do so.
>>262202020
>>262202020
IM COUNTING ON YOUUUUUUUUU
seven eight two eight
>>262202020
Pic appropriate for Le Fish
I knew there was something fishy about Polytron.
>>262187720
Phil Fish?
More like Tossed Salad
>>262206756
>>262196304
>>262187720
What happened/what did he do?
>>262207784
It's a joke video you homo
>>262202020
>Hey new guy, what'd you do on the outside and why you here?
I..
>Speak up bitch
I made video games and was convicted of fraud
>LISTEN UP NIGGAS WE GOT US A NEW TOY. BITCH SO SOFT HIS ASS GONNA FEEL LIKE SILK
>>262203149
when proof?
>>262208238
Just don't forget to bring one professional camera. We want this shit in HD or bigger.
No cellphone cam or other shit.
Hell, even one hollywood cam is acceptable.
>>262202020
le epic :^)
Phil Fish
more like
Phelon Fist
