EHL OH EHL
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EHL
OH
EHL
you can almost see the straw falling out of this one.
Why is she dressed like a slut, this is oppressive.
You jealous that you can't afford skirts and handbags OP?
Its alright you will be valley fabulous in your dreams.
In reality you will remain and unpopular poorfag who will never get into elite clicks.
#guywood
>>261672503
it has a point...
>>261672841
Guybush?
>>261672503
How did her ds turn into a 3ds like that
>>261673169
But it has no joke
>>261673370
comics don't have to have a joke
>hurr hurr superman isn't funny
>>261673447
Superman wasn't a webcomic. And it sucked for a lot of different reasons.
>>261673589
webcomics don't have to be funny either
>>261672503
He should just draw porn
>>261673169
Yea, but to a made up scenario.
Also
>where da jokes
>>261673703
He does.
>>261672503
> this negro again
Is there a single webcoming about vidya that isn´t utter shit?
"Gamer" oppression at work, ladies and gents.
>>261674267
8 Bit Theater
Kid Radd
Awkward Zombie
Brawl in the Family
>>261674025
>Made up
No, this happen. That thing where casuals poke fun at you for spending money on silly stuff when they do the same or worse? It happens.
>Sister says I'm bad with money because I spend money on a game
>She spends 80 dollars on a single pair of jeans
>That she wears once
>They even have holes in them
>>261673370
underrated post
>>261674267
only problem sleuth
and we don't talk about what happened to problem sleuth
>>261674359
>Brawl in the Family
Not for long. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>261674392
>You spend 80 dollars on a single game
>That you play once
>It is even a shitty game
>>261674524
Nothing happened to the Sleuth, but I hear some SJWs fucked his kid up real bad.
Hahaha blondes are so dumb and slutty!
>>261674359
top 2 are shit, bottom 2 are slightly better
The only true answer is Castle Vidcons.
Look into your heart and see that it is true.
>>261674662
>I spend sixty dollars on a game
>That I play multiple times and enjoy for hours upon hours
Eat me, sis.
>>261673370
But it does have a joke.
You either get it and it is funny.
Or you get it and it isn't funny.
Or you don't get it.
Or you refuse to get it.
Or I fucked your mother
>>261672503
Microtransactions are a sure way to suck money out of idiots, true enough.
>>261674940
These are worse than CAD.
Good news. There's an otaku girl now.
>>261673313
Guybrush?
>>261674853
>and then never play again
Why aren't you renting, anon?
Do you even have a job?
>>261675101
>Renting
Because I like to collect.
>Do you even have a job?
I work at a prison.
About 25k a year. Good benefits. Night shift. Nice hours.
>>261675080
why do spicks and americans masturbate with lubricant
>>261675069
>>261672503
Kim has actually made millions for doing nothing other than having her name on this game
>girls are 95% of gamers
>>261675250
I'm a pedigree spic and have never met anyone who masturbates with lubricant
>>261675250
No foreskins.
>>261675250
Feels good, man.
I usually do it dry, but lube is a whole new experience. Oddly enough, I feel like it takes longer to get off 'cause you can't get a good, hard grip right?
But when you do it just feels so much better.
I also recommend jerking it in the shower, but be careful. If you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out. Jack it with caution and moderation.
>>261675421
>no foreskin
>masterbate without lube
idgi
>>261675421
You can do it dry without a foreskin and it is the same experience, dude.
>>261674536
>"'Hoy, small fry! It's Fishman, reporting one last time as your mouseover guide to this comic. Y'know, fry, I always thought I'd make a good Smash Bros. character. My Up-B would involve leaping out of the water and drawing on Link's map, my Down-B would involve leaping out of the water and drawing on Link's map, my Side-B would...hm. On second thought, I think I'm content just to sit in the now-HD water and eat some now-HD bait. It seems the artist of this comic is doing his usual outpouring of emotion...try not to let it bother you too much, fry, he's just kind of a sensitive guy. I hear the women like that, which might explain why I'm still swimmin' solo. Oh well. ...Say, I think that's it, isn't it? Our last mouseover meeting? Well fry, I hope you take care of yourself and think of me anytime you throw hunks of meat into the ocean. I think I'm gonna miss all this chatting, to tell you the truth. Great, now I'M getting sentimental! Oh well, c'est la vie. Hey, look at me, speakin' French! And with that...I'm off!"
I promised myself I wouldn't cry about BitF ending...
>>261675442
>hot showers
>not lukewarm
It's like you want to burn your skin off and not feel refreshed or something
>>261675250
I've been a spic all my life, lived the first half on SA and my other half on FL.
Not a single spic I know uses lube, and we do talk about those things a lot. No homo of course.
>>261675421
I don't have foreskin and I don't use lubricant.
>>261672503
>"You have to be really dumb to pay 40 dollars zero cents united states dollars"
Someone teach him English. Please.
>>261674467
what is this epic new meme?
>I've been a spic all my life
no way
>>261675652
>Not ice cold
Are you a faggot? Do you have sex with men while applying lipstick?
>>261675883
>>261675661
whoops meant to reply
ABRUPT LAUGHTER
>>261675661
>I've been a spic all my life
>>261675883
Remember that Michael Jackson stopped being a nigger at a point.
>>261673703
he does, and its shit
>>261675934
I prefer to start it at lukewarm and progressively make it colder and colder.
Gives a longer sense of refreshment.
>Can't even properly copypaste the name of one the most famous people in the world
>>261676203
well look how that ended up for him
>>261675092
Murray?
>>261675630
THIS HITS ME IN ALL MY FEELS
>>261676381
Rich?
>>261676659
>you will never, ever know the true reason why the artists had kramer from seinfeld show up in the last panel
>>261676092
sometimes i don't understand what these are parodying and there's no real way to find out
>>261676880
it was from a comic about portal and le funny cake meme
>>261676776
Some anon asked her on FB
>>261674851
Oh anon, let the vidcons have their quarrels.
>>261675934
>he doesn't have sex with other manly men
I bet you don't even prefer to feel intense pain during sex.
>post unfunny comic
>"EHL OH EHL" instead of LOL because, um, like quirky
>>261677024
And?
>>261675883
>>261676163
Here in the US I'm white.
Remember that time OP got banned for CADLOLing?
But no, the board's always been the same quality, right?
>>261672836
Why are you assuming she's a woman. Shitlord
>>261675882
>underrated post
>epic new meme
overrated post
>>261675934
>not taking a bath with ice
you sound like a man with too little holes for too many dicks.
>>261672503
I fucking hate this artist so much.
Why doesn't he just draw porn if he wants to draw sluts in shitty poses? Stupid shit.
>>261676776
The original comic is about Civilization and Kramer is known to play Risk, which I guess is similar enough to warrant him sliding in the room in a comical manner.
>>261675250
Because they (muricans at least, dunno about spics) mutilate their dicks. Can't fap good with those bone dry dicks.
>people will defend this
How about Hejibits?
>>261678383
Stupid thumbnail screwing the comic.
>>261676243
>every thread
>nobody ever posts it
>>261678383
Post a funny one so we can judge then
>>261678136
Still, he should keep that shit apart. Shitty sluts go into porn, normal people go into comics.
Oh wait, his comics are actually not funny, so he has to put sluts into them so at least some people read them :^)
Fuck this shit.
>>261672503
Seriously this guy should focus on drawing porn for a living instead
I'm aware he already does some
we dumpin this guys porn or not
>>261679012
do it
>>261677410
I don't remember.
>>261679012
That looks awful.
>>261674851
Eight Bit Theater is good comedy held back by the lazy art.
>>261672503
>that fucking resolution
It hurts having shit internet
The best vidya webcomic is /v/.
>>261679735
>lazy art
Isn't it literally just sprites? Seems like it's the point really, art on the last part was actually unnecessary
>>261679983
>magikarp has teeth
>>261679954
>not "BRETHREEEEEN"
>>261680519
>>261680519
Keep going dude
>>261675442
>if you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out
I think that's how I'll choose to die. One day, I'll get in the shower, turn it on hotter than usual, than just jack off and pass out, cracking my skull and killing me.
>>261675605
Spoken like a true cutfag. How does it feels giving a very important part of your dick as tribute to the juden rats?
>>261680687
sure thing
>>261680681
>>261680519
>>261680358
>>261679983
>>261679012
Wow this guy is incredibly mediocre
Keep em comin
>>261680681
>>261680519
I was expecting worse, to be fair.
>>261680519
>>261680681
>>261680358
I Jago even able to draw genitals or is it gonna be a tits only ride?
>>261676776
I JUST posted this.
>We love Civilization way too much we play it way to much actually we are stuck in Civ 2 land though I wish I could get the newer ones I am just poor right now maybe some more people should donate our hire me for a commission so that I can afford the newer Civ but I really love the old Civ 2 almost the most I can never seem to get sick of it and play it way too much.
>Gotta love the way Kraimer swings open a door randolmy, lol, fits perfect here someone on irc Lunarnet gave me this idea after talking about civ 5 games.
I love these.
>>261681152
Y-you can't make me fap, Anon. Even if /u/ is my weakness.
>>261680519
>>261680681
>Those shit-tier nipples
Keep it at drawing clothed womyn please
>>261678864
It's amazing how often his comics make me laugh and feel at the same time.;_;
>>261681348
>>261675250
Im american and i dont use lube unless im doing but stuff
L ;_;
>>261681348
>>261681672
>>261680845
I know it's not pics for Ants tier but I am used so much to bigger artwork...
>>261681086
i think your on to something here
>>261681348
What the fuck? That's not a vagina, that looks like a bloody gash. What the fuck. He's such a fucking shit artist.
>>261681989
He's really shit at drawing straight up porn, he should just stick to skimpy sluts with no actual nudity.
>>261672836
The author is Mexican (or something similar). They have much healthier views on women than Americans.
>>261681858
mfw
![i-get-it-jpg[1].3.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pIVWlqX.jpg "i-get-it-jpg[1].3.jpg")
>>261674930
Meatwad keepin it real
>>261674851
8 bit theatre is great comedy and lazy art but it art doesn't matter when writing (even the pseudo-intellectual parts) is better than 99.99% of webcomics.
>>261681946
Eh, even with the actual detail lacking its not as bad, form looks nice.
But the oversized head/hair totally kills the boner
>>261681949
please keep posting these
>>261675250
I dont use lube and neither do any of my friends... I have no idea where the lube stereotype even comes from
>>261672503
i actually enjoyed this one.
>Have a super huge yawn
>Exhale it through my nose
>I am a mighty dragon
>>261682602
nah
>>261674025
>but to a made up scenario
in a comic? a medium that has ALWAYS been about fictional scenarios?
>>261672503
>download free-to-play iMobsters style game
>check available units
>MFW the weakest bought unit is more powerful then the strongest earned unit
>uninstall immediately
>>261683637
The only thing raven about that is her clothes
>>261683637
All his girls look the fucking same.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Every 15 year old weaboo girl can do that better.
Thanks guys. I've been promoted to CEO.
>>261683831
Those boobs don't look like they're interacting with that undergarment. Or maybe it's the other way around. Whichever.
>>261675250
get a bad dragon fox sheath, helps with circumsicion
>>261672503
why doesn't this artist just draw porn, even Shadebase is funnier than him. at least this guys art is nice to look at
>>261684446
>>261684446
i actually didn't think it would be because i have spoilers unhidden
so get fucked dio
>>261681858
>Kinda nerdie girl asks me to the prom
>Say no because I was a try hard edge lord
>Almost 30 now
>still think about it
>>261684965
I've never been to a dance either anon. I never asked and was never asked.
>>261682498
It's the only sprite comic ever that wasn't total shit. Probably because the guy who made it actually can draw and works in the comic industry, but chose sprites intentionally.
>>261681209
I fucking love bayeux tapestry comics.
>>261684965
Why are you fags so stupid? I can't believe that people actually spaghetti so hard.
>>261685980
I dunno dude, i talked to this chick like a million times. She was in my group of friends but when she came at me by myself and asked me out i fucking shat spaghetti
i feel oppressed for never feeling oppressed
>>261679351
>that show
>>261686325
So do you no longer feel oppressed?
>>261684965
if it makes you feel better, it was probably a prank.
>>261685980
It's not our fault.
>>261686169
Is there any point to beekeeping? It just seems kind of useless.
>>261675250
Because after circumsizion the glans gets incredibly dried up and shrunken and usually chafes a whole lot from even slight friction
You can thank the good goyim for it
>>261675250
American here. Never masturbate with lube wtf
>>261686169
is there a good way to jump into dwarf fort?Should I use texture packs?
>>261681858
>putting her hand in the way
yeah no, fuck her
>>261675250
I masturbate by grinding my knuckles into the base of my penis while fully clothed. I cum into my underwear and I just sit there with them on until I change clothes at some later point.
>>261687547
Lazy Newb Pack and the wiki.
>>261687547
No and yes
>>261687816
all these shitty nudes just prove ecchi a best
>>261687740
>Not wrapping a wet towel around it and humping it to simulate actual vaginal sex
>>261687993
>>261688081
>dirtying a perfectly fine towel
worse than hitler,just make a paper vaginaI used to do this when I was younger because touching my dick directly felt gay to me
>>261686663
>still passed
Every time
>>261688149
>>261688149
This guys drawing ability is so shit this is painful to read
>>261673660
I agree, for example your mom doesn't have to be funny either cause she knows how to suck dick.
>>261688295
>>261672503
i like this comic
>>261688294
Welcome to America
>>261688436
>>261675250
We don't use it, but when we do comics we appeal to the american audience, if you have used google ads before you know why.
>>261688294
welcome to murrica where no child gets left behind. thanks W
>>261688586
The girls in his comics are way better than the shitty nudes he tried to draw
>>261682183
Might as well call Americans Europeans, they're all white.
>>261686637
i dont know, and i feel oppressed that i dont know
>>261688529
Despite the obvious fact that the entire comic is fetish bait the artist represents the fact that women never wear matching underwear unless theyre getting fucked right.
>>261688529
I really wish this guy would just do some smut already. That artstyle really gets me going
>>261688798
he does smut all the time
>>261686536
What about it?
>>261688737
the end
>>261688798
he did already,read the threadthey all suck btw,ecchi a best
>>261688294
well, it looks like he at least understood what happened in the story. When I went to high school, Oedipus was only taught in advanced placement literature, because it was deemed "to complicated for average students".
>>261688231
It is gay and now you are gay
>>261688798
Have you seen all the nudes in this thread? He absolutely cannot pull it off, keep your boner and just jack off to the comics
>>261689116
but I like grills
>>261674853
>Eat me, sis.
It's just like one of my japanese animes
>>261688968
n-nothing
>>261689213
me to anon
>>261689185
it looks like he could if he didn't get too far into his work and did his art as he did it in the comics
>>261688529
Would fap
>>261688927
Looks weird
>>261686932
Honey is the shit, yo.
>>261689082
>to complicated for average studentsincest
>>261675250
Is it even better with lube AND foreskin?
>>261689309
What's the matter, anon?
>>261681858
welp, I don't date skater girls, they are whores
>>261689416
his art is different when he's trying to make it look good and not just another comic
its the shading i think
>>261675442
>If you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out. Jack it with caution and moderation.
Hah, you should have given me this advice when I was a kid. My favourite thing to do would be to turn the shower on to mist and jack the heat up, so the room would steam up and I could get steam rising up onto my balls while I jerked off. I never passed out but I guess that was dangerous, no?
>>261689370
>Words will never be enough to express my thanks for you my dear readers for your help during this year
>WIth all my heart I'd like to wish you a happy chirstmas and a prosperous 2014
He writes like a girl
>>261689460
even in the "advanced" class, the students giggled whenever they said "incest".
>>261689576
>I hate football guysss
literally the worst type of spic
>>261689013
that was ok
>>261689637
like a cuuuuuuuuuute girl?
>>261675442
I tried fapping in a hot bath once. I think the heat makes it more difficult to get hard, if I let go of it for a second I went soft. Eventually managed to do it out sheer force of will and all the right arm strength in the world. Wasn't really worth it in the end, not to mention if the water level isn't right then you'll make loud splashing sounds and afterwards you'll be bathing in your own cum.
2/10 would not recommend.
>>261689497
Anon, please, I'm trying to contain myself, here.
>>261689370
No human male would willingly live with two hot chicks that he knows he would have no chance of touching. It's beyond masochistic.
>>261687585
The fuck? it was old way to make the girls feel cute and pure.
There is nothing like that in this era though, you can guess why
>>261685571
Nigga, have you never read Bob and George?
>>261689842
what kind of dildo is that
>>261689978
unless he just watches
>>261689909Why contain it?
>>261690046
WHAT THE FUCK
>>261690046
ABANDON HOPE
>female that plays DS in public
>not a landwhale
are you trying to trick me again OP
>>261690046
FUCK
ABANDON THREAD
>>261689692
now image every jack ass in school had to read it. it would cause a huge shitstorm
>>261690046
NO FUCK NO
>>261687585
She's just a shy qt that likes him very much but is just to shy to really kiss him.
Man, he fucked up so bad. ;_;
>>261672503
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DRAW PORN?
YOU LITTLE FUCK YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE STORY OR YOUR UGLY PATHETIC RETARDED AS SHIT SELF INSERT
DRAW
TITS
>>261690046
JOHNNY NOT AGAIN!
>>261689854
>>Eventually managed to do it out sheer force of will and all the right arm strength in the world
>trying on a shirt today
>the arm is a little tight
>other arm is very loose
I wonder if it's noticeable
this faggot forgot to read Loomis
NEVER FORGET TO LOOMIS
>>261690046
unteralbach general?
>>261690046
fuck I opened it
what the fuck
what do I do
>>261689475
Yes
And you'll never know.
>>261689475
Sometimes when I get a really good and long fap going on, I will have enough precum by then to comfortably use my whole hand.
I assume using lube is like skipping directly ahead to being able to use the whole hand comfortably, but I guess it would not beat that much more awesome orgasm after a long fap.
>>261675421
I can assure you circumsizion is almost nonexistant in the spiclands
trust me i know
>>261690046
THREAD'S OVER
>>261690098
post the rest
>>261690046
So thats what little girl vagina looks like
>>261690046
Oh this is nice
>>261690046
MODS
>>261690046
WTF? ... I know this is 4chan... but what the fuck?
>mfw there is someone else on /v/ that appreciates the genius of jerkcity
>>261675080
>Action Comics #1 just sitting in a carboard box
Fuck this artist
>>261688754
>>261688149
>Split and lungs with blood and thunder
>He's fighting a whale
>>261688323
It's pretty good, don't know what your problem is
also
>implying you can draw better
