http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/09-04-2014/
>shank
>fong
bayo 4 smash
nice sticky
>shink shink
>FWOOOOOOSH
>31 minutes
How much can they possibly show?
>>261645595
What the shit we got a sticky now?
7th for alan's boypussy
Who /Bane/ here?
10th for
>he stickies for free
in before shitstorm
>>261648437
Knowing platinum, half the game.
>enter your date of birth
>first box only goes up to 12
but there's much more days than that in a month
sticky
THE HYPE
TRAIN
HAS
NO
BREAKS
Cannot wait for Bayonetta to come out.
[SHINK INTENSIFIES]
posting in sticky
reminder that the most critical 60 seconds will be minute 30-31
POSTED IN A STICKY WITHIN FIRST 50 POSTS.
>>261648472
Me.
>>261648472
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>Ninty direct
>no official stream link
should I set one up?
NINTENDO FOREVER.
>post yfw da wii u wins da super bowl
MUH DICK IS REGGIE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
>Ed Morrissey show ends just in time for the Bayo stream
>Sticky
Awww shit niggas, you ready for this demo to go live??
>another Nintendo Sticky
Sure is Nintendogaf here.
Its a very low chance of Smash reveal
but then again Shulk was exclusive to Nintendo direct Japan
ANYBODY KNOW IF SAKURAI RETWEETED THE EVENT!?
Either way, cant wait for more Bayo goodness
HOLY SHIT A STICKY.
SHE
>>261648573
>>261648512
Dohohohoho
>mfw smashfag tears will be utterly delectable
I hope we get to see Iwata.
I never thought I'd see the day Bayonetta would get a sticky
Will there be regional differences in streams? Paranoid about missing out information for Europe.
eshop demo when?
I fucking hate nintendo and your little shit games fuck off everyone who is responsing in this thread.
POST YFW
>>261648623
There IS an official stream link on Twitch, silly goose.
www dot twitch dot tv / madamemochete
1 bayonetta should have access to a time maschine
2 when shes not around everyone should ask
Hey wheres the direct?
>0 days till direct
What are your predictions /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAOzIv4I1A
>Having to sign in to watch on youtube
Ya fuckin yourself up Nintendo
LET'S GO
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
>>261648686
either that or have a shit ton of bayonetta thrads, bitch tits
>>261648686
Sony and Microsoft gets Sticky's too you know
Its not our Fault Nintendo has a shit load of live events
>Bayonetta in Smash
There's delusion and then there's this
>31 minutes
Holy shit
THE SHINKENING IS UPON US
twitch dot tv slash nintendo
also works
Who else is going to be shitposting with their computer and watching the stream with their Wii U?
>>261648807
Stop. I can be only this erect for the direct.
My pants are off
>>261645595
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
I'm just here for the sticky.
>>261648807
>that picture
My dick has transcended diamonds.
Reminder that there is no chance of Bayonetta in Smash, the ESRB footage would have to feature her due to how she could affect the game's rating.
>>261648852
Watch it on twitch
>I hope this will be mfw this is all over
>>261648686
Yeah man, not like Sony didn't get a stick for their conference a few days ago.
>>261648807
toastan in a stickyI don't have a WiiU and never even played Bayo 1 but Direct threads are super fun
>>261648807
sticky time
>>261648686
The last sticky was for fucking Sony's TGS conference.
Nintendo just does livestream announcements more often.
>>261648825nigga I want HAPPENING and shitposting in realtime. Twitch chat sucks and this thread will just hog a ton of memory as it grows
>>261648918
I will =X
>>261648686
Would you rather have 10 threads on the front page or something? Wasn't there a sticky for the Sony conference some weeks ago?
CAN'T WAIT!!! XD
>>261648839
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>261648807
>>261648785
Suck my dick faggot
its starting
>>261648913
>he cant link twitch
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
>implying there will be any smash information
>>261645595
toastan stickan ebin threaden
>No Smash reveal
>Everyone will flock to twitter yell at Kamiya
Please don't, it was never going to happen anyway.
You know, Bayonetta draws a thin line between looking sexual, and looking like a stroke victim.
less than a mins get HYPED
>>261645595
>sticky
mfw
1 minute
>>261649039
>XD
>>>/reddit/
>mfw PC fags will never, EVER, get Bayonetta
>>261648686
>forgetting about TGS sticky
TWITCH OR YOUTUBE.
ON WII U HERE.
Bayonetta will not be in Smash. She's too sexy.
She can't even perform most of her attacks without getting naked, and there's no way Nintendo will allow an M rating for Smash.
Sorry. I think it'd be awesome too, but it's just not gonna happen.
HERE WE GO
MODS CONFIRMED FOR NINTENDO DICKSUCKERS
FUCKING SAGE
>yfw Bayonetta____3____
I'm not the only one who puts like 1920 for age verification shit am I?
postan in the pre-stream sticky
>>261648686
There,there
OH MY GOD THE HYPE IS REAL
>>261648807
>tfw no gf
How's everyone doing tonight
ITS HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
AAHHH! IT'S BEGINNING
WHO /a/ HERE?//
HABBIDING
Bayonetta's classic design is REQUIRED as an unlockable. Short hair is shit
How do you watch Directs on Wii U? Is it just the Youtube app?
IT BEGINS
Bumping this thread :^)
>>261649112
Blocked. RT @Anonymous
I hope we all have a good 30 minutes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
It's live
>>261649286
>>261649286
>wondertoys store
W101 REFERENCE
AWW SHIT HERE WE GO
>Wonder Toys
>>261648860
>tfw trying to get all Plats on Normal
>>261648686
>being so new you don't understand the concept of a containment sticky
>more shit we've already seen
FUCK U NINTNEDO
AHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The Direct will reveal either a demo or confirmation for Kerfuffle, or both.
Enjoy everyone :)
TOMORROW IS MINE
>>261649201
its not gonna happen because as of right now SHES NEVER HAD A GAME ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE
TIME TO FAP
>>261649369
me too :3
>>261649231
Companies don't really care what you put. It's only there so they clear their asses. It's not on them if YOU lie about your age.
KURODA-CHAAAAAN
>>261649179
He is refering to pokemon XD
>>261649348
Twitch works
>PC+Nintendofriend
>One of the only games I really feel like I missed out on last gen was Bayonetta
>Mfw it's coming to Wii U
>Mfw we get the sequel too
>Mfw this whole thing
Max hype, holy shit.
QT producer confirmed
>>261649452
where's kamiya
>that cut away
She look like clown what the fuck did nintendo thought.
>token woman
>2014
>Not owning two Wii U consoles
>sticky
Oh boy time for shitposting
SCHWING
DIRECTRY
this is gonna be a good fap
AKIKO IS HERE MY DICK IS MOVING BY ITSELF
CLIMAX ACTION
>NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION
They know.
>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
I WANT THAT ALT OUTFIT. PLEASE PLATINUM
NONSTOP CLIMAX
DAT DIRECT
>AKIRA KURODA
MY DICK
>>261649431
EAT SHIT
is this that twitter girl who ntr with sonic?
>That cute girl helped create Bayonetta 2
Is this love? Is this what love feels like?
![stdin_snapshot_13.43_[2014.09.04_15.01.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E2wALvR.jpg "stdin_snapshot_13.43_[2014.09.04_15.01.09].jpg")
Feminists BTFO
NON STOP CLIMAX
>non-stop climax game
HYPE LEVELS 9001%
NON STOP CLIMAX
>jaggies
>fuck ugly textures
>shit depth of field and lightning
Holy shit, they say the wii u isn't last gen
IT'S THAT QT FROM E3!
>non-stop climax
>>261649452
Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash? It's why Snake only used explosives.
>Non-stop climax action.
Boy you said it.
>that SHING
>>261648839
>>261648839
>>261648839
CONTENT WARNING ON A NINTENDO STREAM
heh sex jokes
NON-STOP CLIMAX!
BILL TRINEN'S FUCKING VOICE ;_____________;
WHERE THE FUCK IS IWATA
NONSTOP CLIMAX ACTION GAME
Who /mu/ here?
The qt lady again.
fuck this game and fuck the nintendrones and the fucktarded mods
fucking nintendogaf
It's like 90's advertisign
>non-stop climax
>climax action
>Start off with the undressing scene
HAHA
YES
MIND MELD CONFIRMED
AKIKO KURODA MISOGYNY ENABLER
>NON STOP CLIMAX ACTION
NON-STOP CLIMAX ACTION
>Non-stop Climax Action
GOTY confirmed
This is Sakurai's english voice.Mmm that felt great.
>>261649642
Fix your eyes or fix your computer
>CHOKUSETSU
>>261649653
>Definitely won't be Kerfuffle. She uses guns. Does nobody remember Sakurai's stance on realworld types of guns in Smash?
Magic guns, they're not real.
>climax action
>tension releasing
muh dick
>non-stop climax action
I guess that doesn't translate well or will I be orgasming every second
MELD
WITH
YOUR
MINDDDD
>no based kamiya
>what the fuck
>qt Akiko
I can take it
>>261649685
kill yourself kshit
>stick around to the end
SMASH HYPE INCOMING
>stick around till the end
*SHINK*
PIECE OF SHIT KEEPS FUCKING FREEZING
CONTROLS THAT MELD WITH YOUR MIND
>>261649680
He steals another waifu from you
CLIMAX ACTION
STICK
AROUND
WITH
US
UNTIL
THE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
>Non-stop climax
>>261649341
>>261649748
Fix your mother cuz I teared her up last night, kid
>That elephant yell
>>261645595
This game would have been perfect with wiimote functionality. What a missed opportunity.
Only 5,000 views
Wow i didnt realize Bayonetta was this niche. This game is going to bomb.
Did I just see Bayos tits?
>>261649771
Blocked.
>You might be a retard who can't grasp simple concepts, so we'll break it down for you.
>SEXY BODY
>all this mysoginy
ugh, video games truly need femenism
bullet farts
>>261649791
Not happening
REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
SEXY BODY
HER SEXY BODY
>>261649792
>2014
>not using livestreamer
Shits smooth as butter
>sexy body
just wait until anita hears about this one!
SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
DEMO PLS
where's the youtube link?
Reveal her sexy body ;)
>SEXY BODY
RODIN CONFIRMED
This is a WiiU game.
>people saying sexy in twitch chat are getting timed out
kek
Nintendo knows what we want
>>261649918
>>261649920
>>261649925
>>261649932
>Nintendo stream
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Happy to see a lot of colour in the game
>>261645595
>her sexy body
That fucking narrator
ugh gamers are disgusting
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
>AND REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
THANK YOU BASED #GAMERSGATE
>REVEAL HER SEXY BODY
Anita is gonna have an aneurysm.
i want bayo to kill my dick without mercy
Do these get posted later? I'm late because of the other happenings.
SEXY BODY CONFIRMED
>>261649876
POST LINK
>BASED ENZO IS BACK
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
>>261649751
They look real and fire what looks like bullets.
SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY SEXY BODY
BITCHIN' PIMPS CONFIRMED
has Luka gone fag?
>story
They actually used the word sexy in a Nintendo stream. Times sure are changing.
EPIC BATTLES
>YFW PLAYABLE ROSALINA
I had to drop stream quality down to medium, but it's not freezing anymore
So this... is the power... of the wii u... damn...
>>261650072
>gone
What.
memeing out in a sticky
>some CEO almost gets his dick run over
IT'S A ME, MARIO
>>261649876
>Platinum Games not selling shit
No shit
Boring so far
Hora hora, I'll give you non-stop climax action with only my hair, Luka-boy.
>>261650082
chruazy need a reason
