Guys, with this mystery hacker leaking nudes of celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence are our waifus safe? Just giving a heads up and warning all of you guys to delete any lewd pics you guys have of your waifus before the hacker finds them and spreads them all over the internet.
>>261084152
He can just save some time and stroll through pixiv
>>261084152
no worries, i'll just leave them here, and pick them up when the hacker gets arrested
can /v/ watch my waifu until i come back?
Don't worry OP. Tharja's lawyers will backtrace the IPs of anyone who posts them and make sure they get sued for every little penny they have!
What if this so called hacker starts hacking more things? Hack the Pentagon, hack UNATCO, hack everyone's shitty macs, hack Metal Gear, hack Mars, hack Heaven, hack Hell, hack so much the technological singularity makes our waifus real and he finally becomes a real American hero
>>261086792
Sure, I'll keep my hands on her.
Tharja, too.
>>261087581
>hack Heaven
no
>>261084152
>leaking nudes of celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence
Who else got hacked?
>>261084152
>>261087865
Wait.. what?
>>261087721
Yes
>>261087865
Pics of Bar Refaeli spreading her butthole were leaked too
>>261084152
>tfw your waifu already got hot glued by the hacker
>>261087865
ur mum lel rekt
>>261088064
Nigga where have you been? A shitload of celebs had their nudes leaked
>mfw those Jennifer Lawrence nudes
My dick was not ready
>>261088661
Mine only responded to the red swimsuit one.
Alright anime fags, this is a stickup. I've haxxed your precious little 4chan government and have everything at my fingertips. Seen the movie Pirates of Silicon Valley? Yeah, that was actually my life story. None of you fucking weeaboos' waifus are safe now.
>>261087620
Hey you mind keeping an eye on shantae too?
>>261088961
Same
>>261089049
You're already hacked, my dad's part of the Culter Dei and he put all his points into hacking
>>261084152
Jokes on you, my waifu already got leaked!
I like showing off my waifu
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
Nudes are hard to identify, apparantly Kirsten dunst is in there somewhere and I'm not sure where but what I would give to fuck her
>>261090629
I've wanted to sex her for ages. Her nudes weren't that great though.
>>261087581
>mfw hacker is the first of the humans to unlock spiral energy and hacks the heavens for waifuism
WHAT A GLORIOUS MAN
>>261091151
Shit son which ones were they?
>>261087581
He abused a temporary problem with apple's iCloud service to get the pics. I doubt he would be able to hack protected stuff
>>261092137
Don't underestimate him, he blew up vans just by pressing the spacebar
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
Just how skilled is this guy? We're not talking about these kind of skills are we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261089342
I'll keep more than an eye on her.
She'll be safe in my grasp for sure.
>tfw people could easily search porn of waifu
>there are people who are fapping to the gangbang doujins right now
>mfw I have no face
ShitIs it gay if I puke after I saw a rape/NTR/gangbang doujin of my waifu?
>>261087581
U.N.A.T.C.O?
>>261094082
No, Savage
>>261093646
Well that seems reasonable. Thanks for keeping her safe, I feel you are a trustworthy anon
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261094723
You're the one doing me a favor.
Seriously.
I've never seen anyone dance like this.
>>261087581
Is it possible to hack into other dimensions/planes so you can create a demon summoning application?
>>261095525
Well she is one of the best dancers on sequin land. And being a half genie gives her a few powers to spice up her routine. She also is pretty handy with fire
>>261095785
If demons from Hell or the place in Quake, seal that shit up right away. If we talking Makai, then count me in.
>>261095902
That could be a problem, unless that outfit is fireproof.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261084152
I've seen so much nudes of my waifu on this site
she's in /e/ right now and it makes me depressed
my angel is the centerfold
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261095785
>Bitch yeah you can
>>261084152
My waifu is certainly the lewdest waifu here.
>>261096331
It is. Believe me I had to make sure of that after the little incident in the dance parlor. But I was able to make changes to the outfit and made this for her.
>>261095785
This is some E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy shit.
>>261097013
That's...erm...that's quite the improvement. I'll have to see how she performs like this.
>>261097421
Thanks, but anyways I'm leaving her in your capable hands for her safety. I'll be off now take excellent care of my desert flower
>>261097139
>that gif
>my_eyes.png
>>261093646
I'm not sure if I can trust you with my waifu, anon. I might just keep safe myself for now.
>>261096693
> She doesn't like anal
>>261097810
Your wish is my command.
>>261098137
Do you like anal?
>>261097139
Fuck this is torture to see.
>>261098081
You can trust me, anon.
My waifu bunker welcomes all.
>>261098137
She certainly has the best butt though anon.
So I loaded the imgur album on my laptop yesterday then its battery died. When the browser opened back up imgur had taken the album down.
Where should I go about finding a mirror or whatever? The fist few pics I saw were glorious.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261098469
That's the best one you spoilered. It goes downhill from there.
>>261098614
Well I'm not some kind of peasant who only faps to one picture.
>>261097139
That filename doesn't lie.
>>261098469
There is that one Kate Upton photo with jizz all over her back
>>261098357
Even VN waifus?
>>261099557
Any and all, anon.
There's no discrimination in my hare- er, safehouse.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261099882
Anon, you wouldn't be trying to assemble a harem of other people's waifus would you? You wouldn't lie about a waifu bunker would you?
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>261088314
For the love of fuck, link.
>>261100373
Of course not, anon.
No one could be that cruel.
Now, do you have a waifu that needs protecting?
I love you Ebola-chan.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261100767
Well, okay then. You seem trustworthy. She's upset about having to leave, but its for her own safety. I'll be back to pick her up from the bunker after this blows over.
>>261101330
>Leaving your waifu to be in the bunker of anon
My waifu stays with me, no other options.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261101330
Don't you worry about a thing, anon.
I'll help her dry those tears.
She'll have a lot of fun with the rest of the girls; it's for the best.
>>261101727
Hey is there anyroom for patty in the bunker?
>>261102815
Of course!
I could use someone to help me keep the ladies in check when things get rowdy.
Some of them take the late-night oil wrestling a bit too seriously.
How can those pictures be real if her eyes aren't real?
>>261103410
Silly anon! Pictures aren't mirrors!But what if illustrations are perceived as mirrors by 2D?
>>261103145
The what wrestling?
>>261103739
You know, having two girls slather themselves in warm massage oil before they each try to grapple the other out of the oil-filled pool?
C'mon anon, I need to have some activities for them.
>>261104617
Oh, well that sounds completely fine. I hope she has fun. I also packed her a second outfit. Hope she has a fun time with the others
>>261087581
>>261087721
I'm fed up with your shit, ID Heaven. Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>261090020
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>261105294
That one would work out perfect if she decides to join in the festivities. Who'd want to get a perfectly good uniform all wet?
