Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the black white 2 anime trailer, forced on you in X/Y, given a mega evolution etc. What is so appealing about this thing? I hate it's fucking furry face.
>>260609743
but anon, they've seen all of the porn.
they know what's REALLY going on.
You realize how big Lucario is in Japan, right?
Probably because of Japanese polls or something . You have to remember that western civilization isn't the only one.
>>260609905
It doesn't look cool or strong or anything. It looks like some fursona fur fury fursterbation shit.
>>260609743
>Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario?
Because people do
Am I the only one who loves Lucario in a completely non sexual way?He's been one of my favorites since day one.
>>260609743
Japan loves it. Kids love it.
Because it's a popular Pokemon, of course.
You forgot he is the main character in Pokken.
And he is popular, his appeal is being cool and is used as a mascot to attract people that wouldn't like Pokémon otherwise because they consider Pikachu is too kiddy
>>260610201And hence the popularity
I really have no clue. Secondary Pokemon Mascot other than Pikachu
He's not Nintendo Lightning like Charizard. Now that scaly shit is overrated. In terms of being shoved down our throats
Charizard = Lucario > Pikachu > Mewtwo
>>260609743
Because hes the best pokemon
He's vaguely human, his name is reverse katakana, and he has Super Saiyan powers. Fuck, he was so popular, he got his own J-movie before his game even came out.
>>260610614
>attract people that wouldn't like Pokémon otherwise because they consider Pikachu is too kiddy
What fags, wow.
>>260610614
It does not look cool. It looks fucking stupid and like gay furbait shit. I'm about to post some cool Pokemon you motherfucker.
>>260610253
>Am I the only one who loves Lucario in a completely non sexual way
Its great in-game. Used it in Platinum, Black2, and Y. I used it abit in Brawl but it wasn't really what I'd call my main. I'll definately be using it in Sm4sh though.
>>260609743
I like him, but I tend to like pretty much all dual steel types. All except Scizor. Fuck Scizor.
I get a boner for Egyptian shit so, this is good for me.
>>260611113
Check these quints
>>260610201
>Furry
>Everything is furry
It's really popular with young boys because it's cooler than Pikachu. At least that's what I'd assume.
I was 14 when it first appeared and I've never been very impressed by it.
>>260611392
>14
>First Appeared
Holy shit. I'm fucking old.
>>260611325
OHHHHHH, LUCARIO IS BASED ON ANUBIS. Fuck, it all makes sense now. Suddenly Lucario is way cooler to me.
>>260611113
>barabait
>>260611271
Let's compare steel teams anon. Lemmie hear it.
>>260609743
lucario is gay as hell
bring back mewtwo
>>260611356
>houndoom
mein neiger
>>260611625
Jesus, you are dumb.
>>260611608
I just want to hug him
>>260611625
You JUST got this?
>LuCARIO
>Can be switched to CAIRO
>Cairo, Egypt
>Egyptian Jackal
>>260611113
>>260611356
Here's more Pokemon cooler than Lucario
>>260611608
We all are Anon
We all are....
>>260612296
Weavile, Gyarados, Gliscor, Breloom...
All better Pokes than Lucario
Best Pokemon coming though
>>260609743
Nips fucking love Lucario.
>>260609743
It got a movie before Pokemon Gen 4 came out, so that basically made it popular enough to get in Brawl, which made it even MORE popular.
People DO love Lucario. That's the reason it appears everwhere.
Game Freak tried to do the same with Zoroark and failed.
>>260609743
The kids love him.
>>260609743
Japs love Lucario, so that must mean we like Lucario.
I hate this mindset they've got, but I don't think they're going to pay attention to us anytime soon.
He's the most popular non gen 1 pokemon.
That alone says miles.
>>260614260
Lucario is just as liked in the West as he is in Japan.
>>260614068
I like Zoroark, but atleast he's in smash as a Pokeball
>>260614068
I like Zoroark a lot, he's not a very good viable competitive pokemon. He has a niche but that's it.
>>260614562
>implying even the least popular Gen 1 Poke isn't miles more popular than Lucario
>>260614068
One of the bigger failures was making him so hard to get, Riolu's egg sidequest was cool in DP, making you need an event Pokémon from gen 4 to be able to get Zoroark was retarded.
>>260615409
Aside from Charizard and Mewtwo, there isn't a single Pokemon more popular than Lucario.
>>260615795
Pikachu?
>>260611374
>Klonoa
Just what exactly are you trying to prove here?
>>260615870
Who gives a fuck about Pikachu?
>>260615931
That shit you love is furry
>>260610201
Holy buzzwords Batman
>>260616056
>Can't talk about games with characters that can be considered furry because of shitstorms on /v/
>>260611113
>such gay furry shit
>here's some real cool Pokemon
>proceeds to post muscley anthro animal thing in a speedo
are you fucking kidding me right now
>>260616000
People who want to evolve it into a Raichu.
>>260609743
It's Nintendo's John Cena
>>260616559
That's Charizard.
>>260616365
NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HATING ON MACHAMP RIGHT NOW?
THIS MOTHAFUCKA WHO MAKES SHEEVA AND GORO LOOK LIKE PUSSIES?
THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO PUNCHES YOU SO HARD YOU GET CONFUSED?
THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAS TO WEAR A POWER LIMITING BELT BECAUSE HE'S JUST TOO STRONK?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>260610702
A two-hooo~
>>260616676
But I like Charizard.
How Game Freak operates
>Push a Pokemon
>If it becomes popular, push it even more
>If it doesn't, dump it and push something else
Lucario advocates the use of hallucinogenic drugs and smoking weed with his pot smoking dreadlocks. He is a threat to the children of the Holy States of Ameriland and all copies of this cockfighting satan "childrens" game made by those devils in China need to be burned and taken away from our children.
>>260616828
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Machamp. Just that he's pretty clearly the Pokemon equivalent of Hard Gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. You let your freak flag fly, ain't my place to judge.
>>260616056
If you hate fury characters you mus hate sonic and every mario character that ever wears a tanuki suit and starfox.
If you ever play a japanese game there is probably a furry in it.
>>260617161
>>260617161
>Implying Pokemon is made by China
>And not the Vietnamese.
>>260616000
That is your Lucario.
This is your Lucario on drugs.
>>260617408
I dont hate furry characters, Im trying to prove a point that you shouldnt call Lucario furry as an insult because tons of other shit you love is also furry
This has apparently gone over everyones thick skulls
>>260617408
>if you hate fury characters
Fuck you, The Fury was great in MGS3
>>260617403
>Implying Hard Gay has even half the muscles of Machamp
>implying Machamp doesn't fuck your girl for gains.
>>260617707
Good thing I don't feed him drugs.
>>260609743
LUCARIO IS GAME FREAKS ROSALINA
POKEMON'S LIGHTNING
NINTENDO'S DEATHSTROKE
>>260616559
>>260618397
Charizard=Superman
Pikachu=Batman
Lucario=Deathstroke
>>260611625
That wasn't YOUR FIRST THOUGHT upon seeing Lucario? "This looks like Anubis"?
Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>260617707
RULES OF NATURE
>Nintendo doesn't give a shit about original Mewtwo and just wants to shove Femtwo on us.
>>260616236
It's kind of a chicken-and-egg scenario: Did the knee-jerk reaction to furry-looking characters spawn from Klonoa threads getting derailed with talk about yiffing shota buttholes and whatnot, or do the furries (and shitposters pretending to be furries) do that on purpose to rile up the people who freak out about furfaggotry? Either way, it's pretty much a fact that anyone who actually wants to discuss a game like Klonoa or Solatorobo is out of luck.
>>260618775
Femtwo is best.
>>260618775
They want the waifufag audience
>>260616056
>>260618814
>Solatorobo
Those threads actually do well most if the time due to how niche the game is though.
>>260611625
Seriously, n'wah?
>>260618775
>implying that Nintendo specifically differentiates between the two, or even cares about the anime beyond its merchandise-moving potential
Mewtwo is Mewtwo, whether the voice is male or female. The Mewtwo character established in the movies has nothing to do with the games - it's just creative liberties taken because all Mewtwo does in the games is stand in a cave and fight you. In the same vein, Mewtwo merchandise is just of the Mewtwo design - there's nothing that really specifies, "this is the Mewtwo from the games" or "this is the Mewtwo from the first movie."
>>260618059
Sounds more like you're trying to convince yourself than me. I already said I don't give a shit if you're favorite pokemon's a leather daddy.
>>260618775
Whats wrong with Femtwo?
>>260618775
I took that picture. Surprised to see my Mewtwofaggotry spreading to /v/.
But what if Lucario was shitposting on /v/?
>>260619467
I wish Lucario looked more like this, then I could like it. But as of now it and its mega just looks like furshit.
>>260619567
He's a gay.
>>260619567
I find this picture intensely uncomfortable.
Part of it is everything being especially humanoid and grounded, yet the midget schoolchild is flying the fuck around and it's clearly a normalized thing.
>>260619467
>Lucario joins the cast of Sonic Boom.png
>>260609743
Shut your fucking mouth you useless fucker, Lucario is the shit
>>260619883
dude, what. Flying midgets should be the least interesting thing in that image.
>>260619883
>I find this picture intensely uncomfortable.
Sounds like a personal problem.
What is with him and chocolate anyway? I know it was in the movie, but chocolate kills dogs.
>>260620201
It's okay, he has aura or something.
>>260620201
He's not a dog, he's a pokemon.
>>260620201
But lucario is a lucario, not a dog.
>>260619567
I thought Mewtwo was the child.
>>260619467
BEERS?
>>260609743
Lucario is the second most popular Pokemon behind Pikachu. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean the popularity isn't there.
>>260620201
>you will never get crushed by a hyper, macro megalucario's cock
Suffering
>>260620183
>implying I implied otherwise
yeah, no shit; what was your first clue? the part where I only referred to myself?
Lucario a shit.
>>260620637
Geez, no need to be so hostile.
>>260620556
Needs morefuck off buibabby:3
Pikachu equals Naruto/Goku/etc.
Lucario equals Sasuke/Vegeta/etc.
Everyone in nipland loves the edgy, super serious faggot character
>>260619368
I dunno man, I definitely would not want to revisit the realms of the last two Solatorobo threads that managed to get over 100 posts. That shit was not pretty, from both the furfags and anti-furfags.
He's a kung fu jackal who shoots Kamehamehas and sounds like Goku.
If there's one use for a Lucario, try shoving the face of someone you hate into it's chest.
>>260620469
>I thought Mewtwo was the child.
How underage can you be?
>>260620669
Who gives a shit about walking thanksgiving?
>>260620636
I did that once in an RP with some gay bara foot fetish lucario. Always asking me to sing.
>>260609743
Lucario is extremely popular with children and the Japanese. It did its job and any further attempt at making a new mascot has failed.
>>260620605
From what I've heard, pikachu being a big deal was initially more of a Western thing and they were pushing for a different pokemon to be the mascot at first.
Riolu > Lucario
>>260620896
>Mew shits out Mewtwo
>implying that's not how you give birth.
>>260620943
>asking you to sing
>erp
W-what
>>260620943
>sing fetish
is that a thing?
>>260621262
What isn't a fetish? I've seen advertisements for a fetish site about furries sneezing.
>>260609743
can people say why lucario is bad without saying "furry"?jiggs the best tho
>>260620201
He never asked to be so popular. He just wanted a quiet life, and now he'll finally get it. Joking aside, chocolate doesn't actually kill dogs. Well, a compound in it, theobromine, does (and it kills people), but most chocolate that isn't baking chocolate has miniscule amounts of theobromine. So Lucario would have to either be eating a hell of a lot of dark chocolate, or shooting up ground cocoa beans to induce anything worse than a stomachache.
>>260620896
>mew gave birth
>we named the newborn mewtwo
eh?
>>260621130
But that fucking wrong retard.
>>260621262
>>260621225
It was fucking weird. Like he wanted me to sing so loud that it would break glass. This would get him off.
>>260621457
>lucario does powdered cocoa like cocaine
>he's steel so the poison doesn't affect him
>>260621038
Yes, Clefairy was originally going to be the mascot. Plans changed.
>>260621482
How can mew give birth if it's genderless?
>>260621508
No it's not.
>>260621532
he wanted you to sing like erotic shit or just any song?
I like Lopunny
>>260621765
clones
>>260621813
We all do.
>>260620201
That is the cutest picture of Lucario I've ever seen.
Ireally like Lucario and want Nintendo/Game Freak to use him even more often
Guys, how big is Lucario's dick?I need numbers
>>260621881
cloning isn't exactly the same as gestating a child.
>>260621793
Wanted me to go "laaaaaaaaaaaaa" really loudly.
>>260622045
>>260622140
12" flaccid?
>>260622278yes
>>260621813
Why does everyone pair her with Lucario anyways?
>>260621813
Leavanny is better.
>>260622440
That's nice
He's nice
Lucario would beat the shit out of you in a game of hoops, niggaaaaaaaa
Is lucario the goku of pokemon?
>>260622596
I kinda want that fursuit or whatever the fuck it is.
>>260622572
Plantbugfucker pls go
>>260622090
there's some shit about it on bulbapedia, apparently the original in japanese was just as ambiguous and they didn't change it in the gba remake
>>260622725
Yes.
Same VA and everything.
>>260617707
Is it still proud of it's power?
>>260622791
Please don't ever. It's a slippery slope, man. Just don't even start.
>>260622725
Isn't he voiced by Goku?
>>260622808
rabbitfucker please go
>>260622896
Don't worry, I'm too poor to ever get into it.
Is this a Lucario?
>>260623073
Why the fuck would you post that?
>>260622896
Not him but
>Get convincing Lucario suit
>Show it off at cons, everyone takes pictures
>Show off my butt, jokingly let others touch it
>Jerk off in my suit later
>Go to private room(s) and take all their cocks like a good little auraslut
>Demand they film me so they can paw off to me as much as they want
Then I remember that having sex with strangers at a con is a really good way to fuck up your life so I don't.
>>260623073
Yes, a water Lucario.
>>260623228
The booty Lucario
Real talk, do you think bringing back Lucario in SSB4 was a good decision?
>>260623409
>>260623073
>>260623146Is it wrong to enjoy anal vore?
>>260623456
Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.
I mean IF and that's a big IF Mewtwo does come back, that means 3 pokemon with very similar Neutral B attacks. Lucario, Granny Ninja and Cat Fetus.
That's a pokeyman
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING POKEMON. MOTHER FUCKER.
>characters always face the screen in smash4
>no more lukebutt taunts
>>260623630
Yes
>>260623630
Yes, consult a therapist right away.
>>260609743
He should've been the token black dude type character in Star Fox or something.
>>260623456
>THIS FUCKING COMIC HAS FUCKING SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
Why? It was pretty hot.
>>260623456
Yes, I love him.
>>260623776
>>260623835
What, you wouldn't want >>260623771 to slam you with his stink tube?
>>260623976
Even if you wake up in the morning and see this?
>>260624242
getdown.gif
>>260624242
Of course.
>>260623938
NO, no, no. I rather forget about that comic. Fuck, I can still remember the Blaziken, and the bug cock... I having war flashbacks man.
>>260624498
That's some dedication, mang.
>>260624549
What even is this comic? Whatever it is I might ask someone to do this to me after seeing it.
>>260612296
it looks like there is an ice projectile dick, about to go into its mouth.
>>260624549
>Bug cock
Well gee now I'm interested
>>260624738
https://e621.net/pool/show/1350
>>260624738
What a headache
>>260624878
>Straight
LOL
Also, the bugdick isn't even ridged or barbed or full of tryptophobic holes
>>>/d/ you casual
>>260625079
Yeah, I dunno what that anon's problem is. It's a fairly vanilla comic.
>>260624878
Okay, can someone get me a downsized Pit to come slash my eyes out now?
>>260609743
I agree anon.
Maybe I'm getting more conservative with age, but there really is no huge merit to the character, he's vaguely human shaped and that's why he and Gardevoir and Greninja got popular compared to lots of other Pokémon: easy to fit into anthropomorphic furry porn.
>>260624738
>>260624835
DON'T REVERSE SEARCH THE IMAGE. It's really fucking disturbing. The worst part is, I was listening to this while reading it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y2MI7uMr6k
So I whenever I think about SMT: Nocturne, that comic comes in my mind.
>>260625312
Too late. I saw it all.
>>260624878
>>260625312
Oh fuck!
>>260625312
Calm the fuck down you retard. There's nothing disturbing about that comic at all. Get off whatever drugs you're taking.
>>260625807
C'mon now. Don't be a cunt.
>>260626049
I'm just showing him what a casual he is though
See this
What do
>>260626314
kick
>>260625807
Thanks, just what I wanted. More badly drawn furry porn.
>>260626360
punch
>>260626459
Punch his butthole until I'm elbow deep*
>>260626241
And risking 404ing the thread in the meantime
>>260626459
it's all in the mind
>>260626529
How deep do you think a butthole is?
>>260626314
Skedaddle out of there. Lucarios are bad business.
>>260626595
It's one post, worst that'll happen is I eat a posting block or ban and I'll be back in 5 minutes
>>260626314
Pull my master under the sheets and cuddle with him :3
>>260609743
becausethe fucking beta furry crowd that plays smash
>tfw no lucario bf/gf
>>260625312
What the fuck. Is this your first trip to the internet or something? that comic is tame as shit with nothing even close to fetish content besides just generic straight pokeporn.
Also dem tits were amazing.
So if he's 12" flaccid, how big is the knot?
>>260627067
So, you want a hermaphrodite?
>>260627189
His entire fist
>>260627091
THE FUCK BUG COCK DISTURBED ME SO MUCH. I DUNNO WHY, BUT THE ART STYLE FELT SO FUCKING CREEPY. DID I MENTION THE BUG PENIS?
>>260627189
Big.
>>260627289
Herm or maleherm?
>>260627438
the only thing I really didn't like about the comic was the really shitty font, if the artist had used a fucking normal comic font it would have been fine
>>260627489
Hey, you're the one who said you wanted a bf/gf. You figure that shit out yourself.
>>260627465
I can't even begin to describe how hard I would fug a female glaceon.
>>260627681
Moar.
>>260627681
>you will never impregnate any pokemon ever
Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
How would you comfort it?
>>260627793
okay
>>260627793
This artist's style is amazing but he only has a handful of pictures and most of them are just pinups of the girls posing.
>>260627814
Hugs and kisses, and sex.
>>260627814
>Someone has hurt your Lucario /v/.
>How would you comfort it?
Shove it into a tiny 3 inch ball and throw it at Nurse Joy and tell that pink haired bitch to fix my fucking fighting dog
>>260627814
Take him to the pikecenter.
>>260627681
>not taking the ice-cold knot
>>260609743
Lucario a shit
>>260627814
Beat the shit out of whoever hurt it.
>>260628192
Hi Lust
Fucking slut
Now bend over you goddamn whore
>>260628263
But what if it was you who beat the shit out of it?
Stop hurting yourself, faggot.
Post Fennekin if you're going full lewd at least
>>260628192
male glaceon is alright but female is just super erotic to me
the only eeveelution I'd like more as a male would probably be umbreon, the rest are better as females
>>260611625
You're a smart one huh.
>>260628472
Because you're a gay.
>>260628580
Well d'uh.
>>260628472
The only good knots are the ones that are big enough to shatter your hips
>>260623630
Naw man, naw.
Fighting Pokemon are the best pokemons
>>260628952
h'ok
threads over.
>>260611149
Same here.Used Lucario in almost every main Pokemon game he's in, and he's my main in Brawl.Totally maining him in Smash 4 too.
>>260629405
>>260628952
Oh look they got deleted
Guess we have to keep it to text~
>>260629261
True.
furfags and twelve year olds love it
>>260629543
sauce?
>>260617631
Somebody with editing skills needs to put text on Pikachu that says something like"Mewtwo fans"
That would be just perfect
>>260629991
sounds funny, but not really.
>>260619567
>>260629543
Text is boring.
>>260609743
Lucario really isn't that cool. They're tried to make a new Mewtwo. Just like they've tried to make new Pikachus, the first example being Togepi. They want people to look at pokemon like Lucario and Togepi, and for those pokemon to be considered just as iconic and recognizable as Mewtwo and Pikachu. It'll never happen though.
>>260630210
What's wrong with YOU?
>>260630245
Not mutilating genitals is boring
>>260630443
Why would you want to ruin a perfectly fine knot?
>>260630563
>>260630443
>>260630245
>>260629543
Halt.
>>260623456
He's been my main since Brawl and he has a really unique fighting style, so yeah
>>260630210
>2014
>Not liking Femtwo
I shiggy diggy, my niggy.
>>260630683
What?
>>260630836
>female Mega Mewtwo X
That's different.
