Large Father Thread
Let's hear that recording!
>>260288376
LARGE FEATHER GET BACK HERE
>>260288376
Anyone who asked me questions reask them if I didn't answer em.
I am trying to clean up the audio as we speak.
>>260288376
>Large Father
What?
>>260288530
YAY YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
>>260288530
More like Based Father
>>260288530
We'll wait, but we just hope you don't full a fast one. We are also running on fumes.
Waiting for shits and giggles and tears
Repostan for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08iBriEvz2E
>Dat lewd "Greninja"
>>260288530
Is there Red Sun too in the soundtrack?
>>260288530
>mfw you've been saying how Snake isn't in this whole time
>however, looking at your name:
>Large Father
>Big Boss
>BB confirmed for Smash
>leak wanking
This should be a fun thread.
>>260288487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbe3maQjlIg
>>260288721
Fuck I thought it was feather the whole time.
>>260288675
It's like he just ate something really fucking good right before he had to do the recording.
Or he took some LSD and it kicked in RIGHT THERE
>>260288376
Did I miss anything ? Who's that large father ? The son of Sakurai ?
>>260288797
Nujabes is my fucking jam
Go listen to Modal Soul, that shit is chill
>>260288868
recap of previous leak
another leaker
maybe his husband
What if it ends up being this Ridley?
>>260288487
I am not a feather god damn it, I am a big hairy ass man.
>>260288563
I wouldn't abandon you boys. You are sons to me.
>>260288697
I wouldn't know. Be patient guys, my wife is yelling at me for making noises and shit.
>ITT: Large Feather is posting a snippet of a recording from the game (Announcer saying Ridley) as proof of his identity and Ridley
>>260289056
>ITT: gullible anons wait for nothing while cool guy stalls
>>260289020
Large Father
>how do we unlock mach rider?
>>260289056
nigga it's father not feather
>>260289020
>making noises and shit
All you need to do is record ridley from your 3ds. It's 4AM large father, I don't want to stay up this late to be let down like this.
Someone update me.
>>260289020
>wouldn't abandon you boys
>you are sons to me
>Big Boss had sons
BIG BOSS CONFIRMED
>>260289056
And we should believe him why? I could say I'm going to post shit like that, doesn't mean I'm legit.
I'd rather hear Mach Rider than Ridley.
>>260289228
Venom rocket punch?
>>260289140
>implying
if he is who he says he is, he doesn't have it on his 3DS. he has a recording that may have Ridley on it.
>>260289224
Some guy is supposedly going to prove Ridley's in the game while we sit here like idiots and lose either way.
>mfw it's just him recording himself saying "RIDLEE" in a dramatic voice
>>260289257
Wait until he posts it then
No one believes him yet, that's why he's doing this, dingus
>>260289312
I thought our large father mentioned holding the case.
>>260289341
We're gonna feel awful silly when this is over.
>>260289448
So is he.
>>260289348
Even if, it'll be fun to use in future Smash threads
These are fun regardless, honestly. Plus I trust Big Boss
>implying Ridley is in the game
>>260289736
Yo it's like almost 2:30 here and even later for the east coasters, please get this over with.
>>260289736
I hope we can trust him also.
>>260289810
You don't need to imply it, anon. Because he is.
So with Raiden, there would be around 8 swordmans in the roster.
SAKUUUURAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
lurking just to see the reactions of the 2-3 guys who think this is 100% legit and aren't just playing along
Large Father, we need that delivery ASAP, it's gonna get cold!
>>260288974
I'll take it!
Hell, it's probably better than Other M Ridley unless Sakurai seriously redesigns the hell out of him.
>if Dr. Mario was with the other Mario characters the entire top row would be nothing but Mario characters. That's so many Mario characters.
>someone actually finds it amusing to bullshit anonymous text inputs for 5 hours
>someone actually finds it amusing to egg on said bullshitter for those 5 hours
Well there he goes.
>>260288974
>that body with the pterodactyl head
would be acceptable
>>260290040
>someone actually wastes time doing either
large father left me just like my real father
>>260290163
fuck
>>260290163
My dad works for large father and says your dad's a fag.
>>260288974
I honestly want this one more than the shitty Prime design.
>that incredibly shit character select screen
Please tell me that's an alpha screenshot, because that is fucking horrendous compared to the previous games.
Large father? ARE YOU ALIVE? PLEASE NINTENDO NINJA'S SPARE HIM
WELL LET'S SEE IF HE CAN CLEAN THAT AUDIO
INB4 WE HIT BUMP LIMIT BEFORE HE DOES SO AND WE HAVE TO START A NEW THREAD
>>260290163
I think it might be happening, unless he can post to let us know.
What did you learn today, /v/?That question was rhetorical.You didn't learn anything.
>>260289020
>my wife is yelling at me
We lost him here boys, go home.
PLEASE
>>260290267
It's more because it's a 3DS game, it looks way more beautiful on Wii U.
>>260289020
>nobody got the joke
Father please...
>mfw Large Father delivers an audio file: "You're all retarded"
We can believe in our Big Daddy.
>>260290520
>implying he wouldn't be right about you
I'm fucking tired holy shit
Hey guys I just got a leaked version of Super Smash TV for the Nintendo Gamesphere and they included the entire band Creed as a secret character
First person to reply with a 6 gets an audio recording of them singing Can You Take Me Higher in game
guess who wins
Call me in the morning. If it's legit, I won't regret not sticking around too much.
>>260290709
this is a 6 but go fuck yourself
>>260290709
I FOUND YOU, OCTOPUS
>>260290425
>Tomorrow morning
>'Man murdered by wife - more on page 2'
>/v/irgins attend his funeral dropping hints to his family to reveal some info
>Reggie shows up and has them all removed
>We send a card saying 'A big sorry to you - hope we rid you of hard feelings'
>>260290712
mario does
>>260290745
That's a pretty nice 5 there anon, but you know, I've been wondering, how does my 3 look to you?
>>260290709
>Octopus
Nigga, you can't fool us.inb4 FOXDIE
Damn, first SVGS leaks audio of the Mario Kart 8 DLC and now this? What a fucking day.
>>260290360
>>260290843
successful derailing
>>260290843
i don't know but i hope large father comes back 2 us
>>260290898
what's svgs and what's the audio of
The fuck is going on?
There are4remaining directs
>>260290843
winrar
>>260290709
Drop the bass.
>>260290898
Is it voice files? Link
giant dad meme
waiting for 5 fucking hours god vee you guys are really showing off how easy you are to troll
fucking embarrassing
>>260291068
>not /s4s/
>>>/mlp/
Large Father please, we are waiting for you.
>>260291087
stop pretending to be pretending to be him
>>260290898
Mario Kart 8 audio? What? What would a leak of that even be, considering we know all MK8 sounds by now?
>>260291087
That's what happens when you're NEET and have nothing else to do.
>>260291087
we've been waiting for about 1 hour
The previous thread ended with him saying he was recording
Here's the thing though, I've heard really good things about my 6, what do you think?
What exactly is going on? Who's this faggot Large Father and why isn't he out getting asspounded?
I am still here, hold on, I'm sorry fucking wife was nagging at me, telling me to go to bed.
Audio is processing.
It's going to sound like shit.
>>260290712
ohhhh man who's it gonna be??
>>260290898
>MK8 dlc leak
what are you talking about
>>260291227
HAPPENING
>>260290990
>>260291081
>>260291175
Here comes the airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5YX1NwHPqE
>>260291227
GET HYPE
>>260291227
You LIVE
Thank you
>>260291250
Shy Guy
>>260291227
>being a beta male
>>260291227
YESSSS
MY FUCKING GUY
>>260291227
QUALITY CONFIRMED
>>260291227
>that pathetic attempt at salvaging the thread
8
>>260291250
>
yoshi
>>260291227
Gee, I wonder why? I can't believe I'm waiting for a 3 second recording of a guy saying Ridley in his shitty mic.Worth it, gon b gud.
>>260291227
I hope we can trust you.
>>260290990
>>260291081
>>260291175
>>260291259
Here.
http://secretvideogamesecret.tumblr.com/post/86519872006
Pretty hyped. Glad they went through the effort of doing all these new recordings just for some DLC.
>>260291350
>calling him a beta male
you've probably never even had a relationship, let alone kissed anyone faggot
All these desperate Ridleyfags.
4
>>260291451
that's not a 4, this is
I'm late to the party. Why is everyone so hype for this recording? I'd imagine if any one made a thread saying they were about to upload some audio of Ridley from smash we'd call them a lying cumdumpster and no matter what they upload we'd never fully believe it.
>>260291515
>Why is everyone so hype for this recording?
He's just samefagging along with the one guy who believed him in the previous thread. It's kind of sad.
wait what's going on I was offplaying video games
>>260291606
called it
>>260291627
Just stop, you won't get a 4 and neither will I.
This just in, 4chan users wait over 3 hours because somebody with a trip promised them something with no actual credentials.
top fucking kek
>>260291515
Recent 'leaks' are getting everyone hyped, plus Jap release is so soon that the excitement levels are through the roof.
It's Smash nigga, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>260291606
Nice third, Chris. Look at mine.
>>260291450
you don't know dude
bitches don't now eitherabout my additional pylons
>>260291682
No, but I will
>>260291587
fucking nerd
>Walk up to some kid's window
>He's only 9 years old
>His room is full of Ridley merchandise and all the Metroid games
>See him praying at his bed, chanting "Ridley is love" and "Ridley is life"
>His Dad walks into the room and calls him a faggot
>Struggle to contain my laughter so they don't become aware of me
>He calls him a cunt
>The Dad slaps the kid and sends him to go to sleep
>The faggot actually starts crying
>Suddenly get an idea
>Put on my Ridley costume and climb through the window
>Touch the kid
>An enormous grin crosses his face
>Whisper in his ear, "I'm a big guy"
>Grab him with the claws of my costume and put him on his hands and knees
>Slip my dick out of the costume as he spreads his ass cheeks
>I stick it in
>His little 9 year old ass is so tight, but I struggle to not burst out laughing
>I pace faster and faster, determined to widen this child's ass hole as far as possible
>Suddenly I can't hold my laughter in anymore, so I laugh while imitating Ridley's screech
>His Dad walks in
>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
>Jump through the window
>Laugh hysterically as the child lays there in bliss
>>260291738
Continue..
>>260291738
Ridley is love
Ridley is life
i'm not here staying up because i want to hear a recording. i'm just here because it's five in the morning and i can't sleep.
Okay guys here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Al5rxoVvkv
>>260291606
idfk how this happens, everytime I watch it mario is clearly in front
now if only I had a capture card to record in slow motion
Okay it's finished.
>>260291861
I just don't want to be disappointed by our BigDaddy/GiantDad.
>>260291883
HYPE
>>260291861
>been browsing pornography and this thread for the past five hours
>>260291883
SCOOOOTLAAAAAAND FOREEEEEEEVERRRR
>>260291873
CONFIRMED
Waiting for retards to get BTFO.
>>260291873
Octopus please.
>>260291873
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Al5rxoVvkv
yeahhhh
>>260291873
your mum m8
>>260291883
where are the videogames giantdad
is the legend real
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9qNPlU3ZT
Calling it, >>260291873 and >>260291883 are the same person.
>>260291969
>>260291963
>>260291962
>>260291936
Goddamn it Vocaroo isn't fucking picking up the audio, can anyone help me set up my mic for that shit.
My wife is giving me such a fucking glare right now, I think she's mad.
>>260292043
Little koopa
wwwwwwario
kek
>>260292043
CONFIRMED ONCE AGAIN
>>260292125
RIP
>>260291873
>mfw i was ready to be raging until i noticed this was octopus father
>>260292125
literally just upload mp3
>>260292043
>Guh-Ganondorf
>palerr- Palurturna
heh
>>260292043
That must be a very large party of people
>>260292125
it's over i can finally sleep thank fucking god
![135bc26cee1326b991c8f7c431ff9c77[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0bwRJzg.png "135bc26cee1326b991c8f7c431ff9c77[1].png")
>>260292089
le funny haha no.
>>260292043
My sides
>>260292125
>there are people who still believe he'll deliver
>>260292043
get out of here Ray Romano
>>260292125
jesus fucking christ mate. just go to bed and come back later. holy fuck
>>260291873
>that wheeze
>>260292125
Large Father please don't mess with us.
holy shit guys it's legit
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQU1noRzqt
>>260292125
alright that's it
go fuck yourself large father
I'M OUT
>>260292271
did he died?
>>260292125
Go to your settings. See what mic you're using. Also see if there's anything that's preventing the sight from using your mic/camera in your settings. Turn that off.
>>260292240
Just go to the home page and upload it as an mp3, Enormous Papa
>Ridleyfags get trolled as usual
I just got here but Large Father you're a fucking pepper nigger, everyone sitting here waiting for this faggot deserve the waste of time
>>260292254
But I want to get this over with cause I bothered getting the audio.
Seriously, how the fuck do I get my mic to work on this shit I haven't used this site at all, I know my fucking mic is working.
>>260292283
I'm not, I seriously have no clue on how to get my audio working on that damn site.
>>260292316
Alrighty I'll check that out.
>>260292314
you can clearly see it move
>>260292043
>Nnahhhh it's still Samus
sides
>>260292314
It's moving, retard.
>>260292393
bull fucking shit, stop pretending faggot you aint doin shiet
so mr. gigantic dad, where exactly does this audio come from anyway?
>>260292393
Honest question: is the wife real?
I hope so, since I can't imagine what it's like to pretend to have a wife online.
There is literally nothing wrong with Dark Pit.
>>260292393
Ignore the assholes, I'm the one that originally asked for the audio in the last thread, I have hope
>>260292393
We can only take your word, and trust you whether we like it or not. I'm hoping that we'll want to.
This thread epitomizes the delusion of Ridleyfags
>>260292508
Sakurai go to bed
>>260292517
>I'm the one that originally asked for the audio
how does it feel to be such a doormat
>>260292509
Taking a slice of that kek.
>>260292393
Large father this anon has the answer
>>260292509
who is large father and why is he important?
>>260292586
I just got here, what was promised/leaked?
>>260292626
he is our father and you will love him
>OP will reveal he's bullshitting
>Will show this thread to Sakurai, epitomizing the true desperation to have Ridley be playable
>He'll add Ridley at the very last second
>>260292651
leaked King K Rool audio
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0IQXr4c4Q
>>260292683
>as a trophy
I was looking through the files of my copy of the game and I found a soundbyte of a character nobody even thought would really be in the game, here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12O5K44RpDV
>>260292125
I feel like a teenager again trying to get sluts to put their imaginary webcam up to show me some T&A on Yahoo chat.
I'm out.
>>260292698
link?
>>260292683
>Delays the game for another 5 months to add ridley and balance him
>>260292707
6/10
I can sense you trying not to wake up anyone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tpuzYMlkRg
>>260292707
you're dead genie nobody gives a fuck what you think
>>260292707
You've got a nice voice, Anon.
>>260292727
i fucking knew it
>>260292683
>Pic of the Day: Ridley Swooces Right In!
>render of ridley is sub-n64 tier
>he's about as short as pikachu
>hardly any of his moves have working hitboxes and don't do shit
>"Well, here you go. Have fun."
>>260292727
Octopus please leave.
>>260292727
BAH GAWD
BAH GAWD
STONE COOOOOLD
>>260292892
>>260292819
better one http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRNNnvIwLT
>>260293037
>nothing will ever top skooks
![Big-Boss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k9uvaGq.jpg "Big-Boss[1].jpg")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AbZQoLQb0h
Kept you waiting huh?Sorry about me eating I was fucking starved I didn't think It'd be loud
>>260293141
IT'S OVER
>>260293141
lol u funny
>>260293141
now i can go to bed
i'm not even really that disappointed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vt1ezcRy2E :3
>>260293141
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RIDQUAAAL WAS CONFIRMED
>>260293141
>not even a joke at the end
lel
>>260293141
2/10 I haven't been here long so I don't feel too tricked.
>>260293141
father...why IT SAYS FREEFORALL
>>260293141
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
LEAKFAGS BTFO
>>260293141
shocking
>>260293141
Large Father. You are blacklisted. Get the fuck out of here.
>>260293342
I had to boot it the character select screen, again I had to fucking shuffle into the living room and I had left over chinese.
My wife is still mad, Going to tell her to get me some coffee.
hahaha
wonder where the guy biting all the bait from the last thread went
>>260293141
TOO BIG TO BATTLE?
NOPE
RIDLEY ENTERS THE BRAWL
>>260293141
0.5/10 don't even care
>>260293421
so are you lying to us or not?
Sounds like "Luigi" ...
>>260293141
>>260293460
No lies here, I honestly hope I don't get caught.
Any more questions?
>>260293141
RIDLEYFAGS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>260293460
>after all this, Ridleyfags are still hopeful
You will never cease to amaze me
Okay, fine, I got another recording, here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I8j3JFPRUU
>>260293523
I told you the announcer says it weird.
>>260293560
You really expect us to believe your insult.
>>260293586
TOO BASED OR TOO BIG?
PROBABLY THE FORMER
RIDLEY FLIES IN
>>260293586
I wish I knew how to separate lyrics from music.
The vocaroo says Free for all, followed by sounds of Large Father choking on his trap wifes dick
>>260293460
>>260293586
I was pleasantly surprised
>>260293586
how about you put up another audio file of the same thing, without you fucking choking to death over the supposed "Ridley" announcement.
>>260293586
Watch as Ridleyfags still hold up hope even after this
RIDLEYFAGS CAN >pic related
Do you guys want more proof of something I can get the results screen if you need more proof.
>>260293756
It was a wanton.
Seriously anymore questions cause I've gotten past my sleepy threshold.
>>260293643
>Keeping up the persona, even after trolling everyone, myself included
Absolutely next level
>>260293697
There's a vocals-only version of every song in the game's files. They often have guitar solos included, though (if you listen closely at LOSING MY IDENTITY in that song you can hear the end of one)
