What exactly is Lanky "Lore" Kong's relation to the other Kongs? Everyone else's family tree is generally very clear, but they never specify how exactly Lanky is related to them.
HE
who fucking cares
DOES
HAS
He's a distant cousin.
Deepest lore.
According to Cranky he is a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree".
The better question is, why does his DK rap verse call him "Crazy Kong"?
COCONUT GUN
ON THE EDGE
TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE
>>260214724
That's his real name.
He faked his own death and adopted the name "Lanky" to hide from the FBI.
>>260214032
He has a funny face
>>260214919
Federal Banana Inspectors?
>>260214919
>>260214919
>>260215125
top kek
IF HE SHOOTS YA
>>260214709
How, exactly, though?
>>260215284
ITS GONNA HOIT
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>>260214724
>crazy kong is a DK bootleg
DEEPEST LORE
>>260215401
Race mixing
HUH
>>260215185
Who's this semen demon?
>>260215550
>DK IS COLORED ORANGE IN CRAZY KONG
>>260215569
The fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive followed by the eleventh letter of the aforementioned alphabet representing the voiceless velar plosive. These initials are used to describe the sizeable mammal of the eponymous genus "Gorilla" who refers to himself as an ass.
>>260214032
He is the Waluigi of the Kongs.
>>260217892
Impossible, Lanky appeared in a mainline game.
HE'S STRONGER
THE WORST
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
MEMBER
>dk jr got old from donkey kong to dkc
>mario stays the same age over that same span
what the fuck???
Lanky is all business all the time.
ONE HELL OF A GUY
>>260214032
Lanky is the only Kong I wish Retro would bring back. Everyone else who was MIA in Tropical Freeze can fuck off.
TO FIT HER MOOD
HE
REMOVE LANKY remove lanky
you are worst kong. you are the kong idiot you are the kong smell. return to hell. to our hell cousins you may come our dk isle. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,chunky we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole lanky stink chunky sqhipere shqipare.. lanky genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead lanky..ahahahahahKROOL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget dk64 .k rool we kill the king , kremling return to your precious shithole….hahahahaha idiot lanky and kremling smell so bad..wow i can smell it.
>>260214032
hes just the weird uncle of the Kongs.
LEEPEST DORE
>>260222316
>you now realize that "Lanky" is just "Manky" with the M replaced and an L
>>260215401
Cranky's general curmudgeony demeanor is actually to mask the pain and guilt that comes with decades of horrific genetic engineering and eugenic work to try and create the ideal ape
So what exactly happened in the Great Ape War?
Suck myNuts
Ok /v/ I know everyone loves DK, but please open ways for the best opening for a 64 game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM
You know, not all DK crew members have to be related to each other.
Chunky is only related to Kiddy Kong, and who's he related to? Nobody.
>>260220904
Yoshis island retconned this, as they were star children and babies at the same time. Nintendo had pretty much completely removed the "Mario is from Brooklyn" thing, and he's now a native of the mushroom kingdom. At least according to Partners in Time. So I guess the original Donkey Kong isn't canon
>>260214032
He was adopted from rival tribe (orangutang gang)
>>260224996
>Artoon games
>Canon
As a kid, I always thought it was their uncle.
>>260223250
saved
>>260225260
Think he meant Yoshi's Island DS, anon.
>>260225416
Yoshi's Island DS was Artoon.
>>260225646
It was a good game though. Artoon's made some good stuff.
>>260214032
>Lore in Donkey Kong
>>260226261
>billy-mitchells-tie.jpg
>>260226261
>>260214032
Lanky Kong was made by Tumblr. See the nose.
he's the strange uncle that isn't actually related to the rest of them an sodomizes diddy
>>260214032
he's the hero the manlets deserve.
>>260224415
isn't kiddy kong funky kongs nephew or something? or i think dixie is kiddy's aunt
>>260223842
BOM TO THE BAM TO THE BOM TA THE BASS
