Have you ever used something you learned in a video game in real life?
parried a punch yesterday in a fight, used my frame advantage to deliver the perfect counter attack. Finished that clown with a dragonpunch directly to the chin.
i rap battled my way to a public toilet
>>260194509
I've known some kinda obscure vocabulary terms in the past because of games.
>Play Dragon Age: Origins
>You just tell party members whatever they want to hear to gain the most approval
>Try this in real life
>Suddenly everyone loves.
>>260194727
Did you kick, punch, turn and chop the door?
Won the long jump competition in highschool by fluttering my legs in the air when I jumped
Parappa The Rapper taught me how to drive stick
I knew tin and copper made bronze in like 6th grade science class.
Based runescape.
I run like Sonic, it won me a gold medal
>>260194509
I've started doing Edgeworth's little cross-arm finger tap lately.
I'm the #1 ranked assassin at my university, thanks to No More Heroes.
>>260195004
I used CQC on a loser last week, the idiot called it karate......
No, but I almost crashed my car one time after I played Sleeping Dogs all weekend then left to go to the store and started driving in the wrong lane.
I take anything that isn't nailed down and combine them to make other items.
I also discard keys and cards once I feel they no longer have any use.
Rolling or jumping is always faster than just walking
one time I shot a red barrel next to someone I didn't like and it exploded, killing him.
No.
As a foreigner, playing RPG games in English helped me to learn the language.
I repeat things people say to me like Snake does. It's surprisingly useful, actually.
>no mention of Garry's mod
>no mention of programming or engineering
Video games taught me how to love again.
>>260196734
This, but grew up on them. Had college level vocabulary in 4th grade.
>>260196804
Useful?
video games taught me how to be a man and pick up chicks like an alphajk lmao
>>260196804
>>260197209
No don't start this now, Snake.
>>260197685
Snake?!
>>260196804
>not saying 'huh?' after every sentence like that little retard raiden
I learned never to trust merchants
>>260198593
That's /pol/
>>260194509
aiming a rifle
held my breath while taking the time to aim, squeezed the trigger and released my breath
never missed a single shot
I learned my left and right through the GTA3 cheats
I still the left down right up part to get a general idea of thingsI'm 22 now and this is really embarrassing
>>260201378
it should be
>>260199351
No, /pol/ didn't need to tell me that. Only these thieving bastards did.
>>260199956
You can take meds that lower your heart beat but in shooting competitions that gets you a dq (aside from the other effects the meds do)
>>260201378
Do people usually tell apart left from right by taking note of which side their writing hang is on? Because this is what I do and I'm not sure if I'm doing this right or I'm retarded.
>>260198182
SNAAAAKE!!!
>>260194509
Drifting while go karting. I was beating everybody and felt like a total master. Then I realized that in term of trajectory it sucks.
>>260194509
Final Fantasy taught me roman numerals when I was in grade school.
I started Japanese in Uni this past week and knew a little bit from various games and anime.
>Ichi and Ni
>Aku from Samurai Jack
>I hate my life
>>260203642
I always mentally picture my hand, and make an L with both. The one that actually makes a correct L is left.
I learned about interior design from seeing so many nice rooms in games and how to use the power of my dick on women from Persona 4.
>>260205970
I fucking know right is my right and left is my left subconsciously so I don't look like an idiot trying to figure it out.
>>260206502
>mentally picture
>looking
>>260194509
>vocab time in elementary school
>teacher asks if anyone knows what muddle means
>look around
>nobody knows
>raise hand and say confused
>good job anon that's correct
>thanks final fantasy
>>260194727
tell the story
>>260194509
I learned how to ask out girls from persona 4. I call her and ask her if shes free on the weekend. "Carly-senpai are you free on saturday? Im wondering if you want to go to a movie with me?" No one ever says yes but at least im asking.
>>260207060
I learned by left and right thought GTA3 cheatcodes
>>260207060
you have some grade a autism right there
>>260206502
When I am trying to tell left from right I usually get into the metal state that I'm about to write something down. I don't actually move my hand or make any motion that I'm about to write. I don't know how to explain this shit.
>>260194596
ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>260205970
>>260206502
>>260203642
>back when I was just learning to drive
>dad tells me "turn left here"
>actually have to think about which was left
>miss the turn
>"What the fuck anon, now we have to turn around. Can you not tell fucking directions?"
>>260194509
How to swim - Super Mario 64Not that shitty swimming style when you hold the A button.
Generally heightened pattern recognition that allows me to make smarter decisions in real life events
Like when to steal from an enemy, and when to just kill it
>>260207060
You should ask her to go to the mall next time. Girls like the mall, if anythingbring her by the entertainment section.You'll know what to do.
>>260208952
>>260194509
A lot of the random fucking historical information I learned from Ass Creed came in handy in history class.
>>260209421
>AssCreed
>Not AoE2
>>260207060
I played Persona 4. It doesn't help at all and is nothing like real life. Last time I asked out a girl last week and she said yes, but the whole time before I thought she was gonna say no because I didn't know if my hair looked nice and the entire time my heart was racing harder than when I had a gun pointed at me.
pokemon taught me what the word synchronize meant
>>260195230
Because of Runescape, I knew steel was made by adding carbon to iron.
How to make money flipping stupid items to stupid people that have no patience.
>>260194509
Was commended by my boss for using Shang's "Master the input, and you will become master of the output" line.
I learned Braille from Pokemon Ruby. Still remember that shit today.
>>260194509
Yes. I use the spelling and multiplication I learned with Runescape quite often. I also used the typing skills I got from it every day.
>>260205970
>>260203642
>>260201378
>>260207873
>there are people that have to think about how to tell left from right
>>260211625
Brain problems, some people actually have them.
I've learned how to properly disarm and throw people around, thank you Lugaru and Sleeping Dogs
I've learned how to properly shoot animals and never to go after the headshot, thank you Cabela's pro hunting or whatever name it was.
I've learned how to be a complete dick, be in charge and get away with everything, thank you SS13
>>260207060
Yeah, I do the same thing.
I remember in P4, you get a Watermelon at the end of Summer and he calls everyone to come over and eat it, so I bought one and called my friends over to come and eat some watermelon too.
They didn't come but at least I'm asking.
And I had a whole Watermelon to myself.
>>260203642
What the fuck? Are you all fucked in the head or something? This is basic orientation. Do you just never have any idea where you are in the world? Are you constantly on drugs?
Not any game in particular, but I learned to read really well from reading so many game manuals and strategy guides
>tfw knowing tons of fake vidya words and terms while my classmates struggled with basic english
>Used to play Yugioh IRL and in vidya
>Learnt a lot of the card names mostly from vidya.
>Year 5
>One time we're playing this game in school
>It's kind of like Bingo, but instead of numbers there are letters and you have to choose a letter and the teacher reads out a dictionary definition and you have to guess the word
>It was pretty fun
>Split up into different teams, anyone can put their hand up and guess without any consequences for being wrong.
>Both teams get 4 in a row
>Our turn
>We chose M and the definition was something along the lines of "The process of an Animal changing into another form"
>No fucking idea
>We all just look at one another confused
>About to go to the other team
>I shout "WAIT"
>"Uh, uh"
>For some reason start thinking about yugioh and pic related
>Just say "megamorphasisises" really confused
>Teacher probably didn't hear I said the G and gave up the point anyway.
I guess it's more random luck, but still. Thanks yugioh and vidya.
>>260205970
>>260203642
>>260201378
>>260207873
>playing csgo
>last guy alive
>tell him where the enemy is
>say to your left
>he looks right
>TO YOUR LEFT
>keeps looking right
>OTHER LEFT
>finally looks to the left
I bet you all do this.
When I was little the teacher asked the class if they knew were wool came from. I was the only one who raised their hand and said, "You shear sheep for wool."
Thanks, Runescape.
>>260214781
I learned fluid English from playing videogames. My parents and teachers were surprised when I was a kid and managed to read semi-complex English shit, and some are still surprised now.I'm a spic so English isnt my first language.Ese.
>>260215182
>not knowing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Were you 3 or something?
>>260215390
I didn't into nursery rhymes.
>>260196804
heh I've been doing that before I even knew about mgs
I feel a little retarded now
>>260215889
Don't worry, people like when you do because it gives them an excuse to feel smarter by explaining it more. I've been doing it and people like me a lot more.
I learned that any woman that likes Dark Souls or Metal Gear Solid is either fat or a lesbian.
![[077980].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zB5rLFm.jpg "[077980].jpg")
>>260194509
>really helped me when I was learning English
>boosted my geography skills (I was pathetic at it)
>I never get lost due to using so many maps, streets and building layouts in vidya
>really good at organizing my stuff
>actually won a case in court thanks to Ace Attorney games
>>260194509
Geography was my bitch after chasing this whore down so many times
>>260217003
Did you call a parrot in for testimony
>>260217003
>actually won a case in court thanks to Ace Attorney games
How? Why were you in court?
>>260194509
Cooking mama actually motivated me to learn cooking.
Animal Crossing taught me how to fish
>>260194920
>Play Persona 3
>You tell your social link buds whatever they want to hear even if it's bad and that makes them like you more
>Try this in real life
>Suddenly everyone loves me
My personas have never been this strong before.
i pretty much learned how to read english due to this fuck
>>260217003
>actually won a case in court thanks to Ace Attorney games
Don't leave us in the dark.
>>260194509
I once niggaflipped a guy using a cqc move from MGS3
he does gay porn now, whoda thunk
>>260194509
>persona 4
>Through person at t.v. till they go though
>They die
>>260208315
>that allows me to make smarter decisions in real life events
HAH
>>260194509
english
>>260209421
I sometimes see a building and think, hey I remember climbing that.
>some english lesson
>have to write a short story
>totally rip off World of warcraft
>talk about westfall but with a different name
>teacher likes it, praises me
>friends that also played WoW knew what was going down
>mfw
>>260217948
>>260217463
>>260217332
it wasn't a huge murder case, some dickhead sued me for some stuff that is kinda too private to post
I just used what I learned and prepared tons of evidence before the case started. Nitpicked the fuck out of his and his witnesses statements found contradictions, thanks to those contradictions and evidence I unleashed a butt armageddon of such proportions that the guy's lawyer threw the towel to avoid further humiliation.
>Teacher gave us a riddle one day at the end of class
>It's the same one from the Egyptian tomb level in Spyro 3
>Answer the riddle instantly
>The rest of the class thought I got it because I was smart
>>260219889
A friend gave me a riddle and I only knew it because of the spyx in CoC
>>260203642
>live with guy with asperger's (as told by him)
>he wants directions in dark souls, I tell him to go right
>goes left
>"no, the other right"
>turns right from his current orientation (so now he's facing forward again)
what the fuck though for real. seems so weird when people can't tell lefts and rights. i told some of my other housemates about it and they told me that it's a type of dyslexia.
>that same asperger's friend says that OOT taught him to read
I don't know how he learned to read if he couldn't fucking find his way out of a room in dark souls
I learned how to go fast from Tribes Ascend. And I learned about a bunch of shit from the MGS games when I was younger. Like military shit and advanced technology.
>>260194920
>>260217825
>Play Persona,and other ching chong waifu simulators
>Tell people whatever they want to hear even if it's bad to advance relationships
>Try this in real life
>Start to have more friends than I'm actually comfortable with
I was supposed to be a wizard /v/ why did it have to turn out like this?
I use CQC every time I get bullied at school.
sometimes I do walking sound effects when walking
>>260221346
what about if someone pulls a knife on you?
>>260209421
>Assassin's Creed was released in 2007
>>260221026
I need to actually try this. But then there's the fact of trying to get a girl to like me in the first place, which I'm bad at... I can get them to go on dates with me because I'm apparently cute, but I'm so socially awkward and bad at talking to people it never goes to a third date. I wonder if I dress up as human Teddie for the next Naka-kon that grills will like it? My female friend even told me that I have the exact same body type and face shape.
>>260221685
I pull a gun on them. It's their fault for bringing a knife to a gunfight.
People keep saying I should be a doctor but I just keep spouting bullshit that sounds legit.
I guess I should be a politician instead.
>play civilizations
>apply game logic on highschool history paper
>straight As with flying colors
>>260194509
I learned english.
>>260194509
>doing shit from vidya IRL
Sorry OP I've repressed those memories
>>260222016
Most doctors don't know what the fuck they're doing anyway, it's fine.
>>260221026
i feel your pain. I was 24 years into being a wizard then I suddenly lost the magic.
I've now been with 10 women in 4 years.
>>260219770
>too private
Nigga we're all Anonymous here, and so are you. You can post it.pls
>>260221827
Well you've already completed step 1: Be born lucky. So long as you don't go full spaghetti everything should work out. To keep calm just play the game like everyone's expendable, and that more bitches would just be on the way. That might even be the case.
Worst case scenario just start the Female Otaku Friend routeor is she a landwhale? You may want to pick your battles in that case.
>>260219770
Anon. Give us better descriptions of what happened. Paint a picture for us. Paint a visual novel for us. Also actually tell us what you were going to get sued for, this is an anonymous imageboard for fucks' sake.
>>260199956
You don't hold your breath, you pause it between exhalations.
EVE Online taught me how to be calm when everyone freaks the fuck out. When shit is at stake and trouble shows up people tend to panic very fast, which renders them pretty much ineffective.
Also does someone remember the First Aid class in America's Army to unlock the Medic? I actually learned a bit by doing that and had no problems later when I had to take a First Aid class IRL
ofc it didn't teach me how to bandage stuff, but things like how long can a brain go without oxygen before irreversible damage occurs and the theory for treating trauma and shock was quite nice to have
>>260194509
CQC
>>260222298
this
Yeah, I learned how to double jump.
>>260222443
This is actually really true. When my brother got cancer, you could see it stretching his skin on his stomach from the inside. Three doctors blew it off as a hemorrhoid or something like that. Turns out because of that, it got really worse and turned out to be a rare as fuck kind of cancer. He's fine now though, but he has to drink like 8 glasses of water a day and can't eat anything with high fiber. He's suing two of the doctors now.
TLDR: Doctors talk bullshit and my brother's life got fucked because of it
>>260210281
>Because of Runescape, I knew steel was made by adding carbon to iron.
I thought that steel was made by blowing purified oxygen onto molten iron to remove impurities?
>>260219770
This is Grade A Storytime material, please share.
Timing and covering eggs wile cooking. Thanks Naomi!
>>260203642
And there I thought I was alone in my affliction.
Yes;
Reading comprehension
Typing at 100+ WPM
(ChildHood) Learning that running nearest to the inside of the circle is the shortest distance.
Vocabulary.
I'm was an autist who couldn't hold a conversation to save his life. Ace Attorney taught me how to pick apart people's statements and kind of "use what they say against them" (to continue the conversation, of course).
>>260223042
Why is Zoey from Left 4 Dead teaching a child how to cook eggs in MGS4?
>>260194920
Do this long enough and shit gets weird. People eventually get comfortable enough with you to unpack their weird ass baggage. They'll also expect you to side with them when drama ensues-extremely awkward if you've been playing multiple sides
>>260222781
I've found this to actually make my aim less steady
>>260194971
>Did you kick, punch
>implying it's not all in the mind
>>260196804
It actually helps you process what people say better and looks a lot more invested then just listening.
>>260222742
She has a boyfriend, and it's more of a thing that she's like a cute little sister to me. Not really gonna go for that. I really just want a girlfriend that likes Dark Souls and MGS and is cute (like cute, not fucking supermodel hot, I don't find that as attractive for some reason) and for her to be nice, if not bro tier. She's a total casual when it comes to games. Is it bad that I want a girlfriend based on if she likes my two favorite things? Is it asking for too much?
>>260222742
>completed step 1: Be born lucky
Well that's a relief
>So long as you don't go full spaghetti
Oh shit
>>260222990
Same guy you replied to, similar thing happened to my friend's grandmother, she'd fallen down the stairs in her house and hit her head. The doctors didn't bother giving her a head-scan and because of the bruising on her legs being so bad from the drop, she couldn't get out of bed. Few weeks later, she died of a brain haemorrhage and malnourishment, because the nurses had also neglected to feed her. Now they're taking it to a tribunal and hopefully court. I'm just glad my own grandmother got semi-decent treatment when her aorta fucked up. Although about a week after her surgery, they started using the keyhole method all over. Instead of a little scar, they pulled her ribcage open, so she got a fuckhuge one from neck to navel.
>>260223757
Why dontyou find a boyfriend? ;3
>>260223005
No, you need pig iron which is iron + carbon
I'm a geologist and i play Dwarf Fortress. It's pretty ddamn funny. Toady ain't bad
I learned how to add and subtract today.
>>260221971
The Boss would be proud
>>260194509
If I have, it's nothing that I'd readily be able to apply.
>130+ posts
>nobody has jokingly said "run like sanic" yet
Fucking newfags.
>>260224050
If I ever meet some femboy or a guy like Makoto from Free then I might consider it.
>>260196734
This.
4chan and RPGs gave me a serious boost in English.
run like sanic
>>260224337
"Original content is for newfags."
This is it. This is the stupidest fucking thing I'll ever read on /v/.
>>260194509
CQCed my gf in submission yesterday when we got in a fight about best Snake, she likesSolidusSnake best.
>>260224337
>not reading threads before you post
You are an ultimate plebfaggot and you should get the fuck out
>>260224598
Good job putting her in her place.Liquid the best
>>260224049
I have no idea how to reply to that, I'm not good with these things. If it's any consolation, my grandfather died last week.
>>260224050
Because II want nice thighs I can grip onto on a girl while I kiss her and rub her breast with my other hand. I don't find guys attractive though either. The hard part though is I'm so awkward I get all worked up thinking about asking a girl out, and if I actually force myself to, my heart will be pounding, and I won't even make it to a second date.
>>260224421Maybe i could dress up for you anon?
>>260224629
I did, "plebfaggot".
>>260224564
what
>>260194509
Welp I use tetris when I have to pack/move. As dumb as it sounds as I grew up games helped refine and reinforce my morals and views.
>>260224881
Take gayshit to /ghost/
>never fired a gun in my life
>a few months ago, grandpa takes me to go shoot some clay pigeons
>"now dont be discouraged, this takes a while to get used to, like riding a bike"
>I hit every single one
>g'pa shits his pants
I think vidya must be the answer. I don't know what else would have gave me shootan skillzzz.
>>260224978
No you haven't you fuckhead
Literally in 5 minutes someone posted that
I'm convinced Gran Turismo has made me a better driver, probably anybody with a few hours of gameplay improves a lot. Also I can finally understand some of the jargon used
>>260224049
Tribunal? What kind of crazy African Voodoo-Nation do you live in?
>>260224863
Aww, you're such a qtGrow a pair and tough it out, fucking faggot. Chill out and treat it like you were with a bro or something.
Maps and compasses.
I'm my family/friends' guide for that shit. What's so complicated about maps or compasses, seriously?
I can drive and look at the GPS and calculate a distance easy, don't know wy my mother or my buddies have a hard time doing this.
>>260201378
Learning right from left is like the first thing they ever teach you in any school anywhere.
>>260223757
>She's like a cute little sister to me
Alright scratch what I said before. You were born really fucking lucky. If you /tg/ at all you can sometimes meet qt3.14's who into Vidya through tabletop groups, though the majority are still landwhales. Still, it's a better chance than sorting through any potential SJW for vidya groups and Weebs from any anime stuff. I guess it's because the groups are more niche and private and not the kinda stuff people would flock to?
>>260224863
The appropriate reply would be 'fuck doctors'. Sorry if that made you uncomfortable though, as well as about your grandfather.
>>260225218
England m8, land of shitty free healthcare and useless tribunals for everything.
>>260194509
I used my visual novels to get a gf
>>260224337
>something you learned
>a Sonic game
>>260223424
This. I used to do that until I noticed everybody will just use you to dump their trash on you and expect you to be there for everything. Just you wait until you need the favor back and find yourself helpless.
Fuck people.
I read VN's and used there skills to get some fun brosand no pussy, because I learned to take the sidekick role.
>>260225220
B-but Anon, bros aren't able to turn me down, have tits, and I'm not trying to make them like me, they just do.
>>260225567
You shouldn't have posted that
>>260225398
Please come to the land of the free. You seem pretty tired and poor. The big green lady is waiting at the door. I promise there won't be a single tribunal.
I've been managing my time more progressively after playing persona and watching NHK. I can not play video games anymore without feeling like I'm wasting time.
>>260225676
>Bros aren't able to turn me down
I think it's time you realized your potential.
>>260225676
Come on asshole, just think of it like a "that part" of a game. You have to go through with it so man up and just do it.You can do anything in the god damn world anon, just force yourself to do it, force past your barriers and ignore yourself. Don;t let yourself keep you back.
>>260198192
Sometimes when people reminisce with me, I start telling them random bullshit either about our friendships or about movies, like Rose and Para-Medic, respectively. I do this very rarely though, and it doesn't help me in life at all
>>260225381
>/tg/
I play the Dungeons & Dragons game that my dad kept from when he was in college with a bunch of my bros. Though my level 34 half elf just died from a fireball last week.Papers were thrown.But I have no idea how to get into meeting people up to play it, especially since I'd have to learn all the new rules and shit. And I don't have nearly enough money or patience for card games or Warhammer.
>>260225858
>I can not play video games anymore without feeling like I'm wasting time
Jesus, this is nightmare fuel.
>>260195303
Never before have I 'Mah Nigga'd this much
>>260225837
I wish. But no thanks, I fit the stereotype of a British bloke with bad teeth and a silly accent too much to not be ridiculed by anyone in America.
>>260205585
Started Japanese Philosophy in uni, and I already know all the Shinto myth shit from P4, Okami, and Muramasa. But we don't really cover the names of gods and shit, I don't think
>>260226404
>Jesus, this is nightmare fuel.
I thought everyone thought like this.
>>260223237
Holy shit, what is that Ganondorf from?
>>260226509
At least you dont have a shit tier north-west accent
god damn id hate to leave this country
>>260226094
No.
>>260226108
I've had lots of friends tell me the same thing, I'm just to awkward for that shit.
>>260226509
>implying you'll be ridiculed
I promise you the average American will love you just for being exactly what you just stated. I mean it, we like foreigners a lot more than the everyone thinks we do.We just don't like the Native Americans.
>>260226395
>Playing an elf
>Especially a filthy halfbreed
Now this is where you done fucked up.
>>260226395
>>>/tg/
They'll help you. Who knows, you may even havefun
>>260226561
Shit, I can't even play video games anymore. When I'm alone I spend the majority of my free time browsing youtube futilely for something worth watching and refreshing the same 3 boards on 4chan that I don't even like anymore, all while gripped by the horrible sense that I'm running out of time and this awful anxiety about my job.I haven't been to work in three days and I have been awake for 34 hours now. It is taking everything in my powers to not just lay down on my couch and cry myself to sleep before my shift begins today.
>>260226764
> I'm just to awkward for that shit.
Only you think that. Go look in a fucking mirror anon, see yourself there and take a good long as fuck look. Because that's all you've got at the end of the day, yourself. You are a fucking king anon, the god damn best thing in the world, you're fucking amazing. Don't get embarrassed nigga, you are all you've got; so strut your shit.
>>260226745
Can't be worse than mangled half-Scottish/half-Yorkshire/half-Notts mongrel speak.
>>260226790
Well, the few Americans I've met personally have been pretty cool. If I was going to move, which would be the best state?
>>260227362
In all honesty that's probably the feelings you're getting from a lack of sleep
>>260227362
Are you me?
>>260227494
>Well, the few Americans I've met personally have been pretty cool. If I was going to move, which would be the best state?
Texas or Tennessee, the two best states.
>>260223757
>I really just want a girlfriend that likes Dark Souls and MGS and is cute
Those things don't go together. Unless you like dick
>>260227494
If you want to move to America, you absolutely have to move to the Last Frontier, a.k.a. Alaska. It is the freest state in a union of free states.
>Guns are cheap and you don't need a license
>Cannabis is legal
>no state income tax
>no city income tax (at least where I live)
>Friendly people
>Beautiful summers, beautiful winters
>>260226837
>Not playing halfbreed master race
I bet you play as a dwarf.
>>260226987
I'll check it out, but I doubt anyone around my area will be into it, especially when I'm in suburban north west Kansas of all places. Add on to the chance a girl will like it.
>>260227442
You've got a nice way with words. I guess that's a better way to look at it. I'll try to remember what you told me next time I see a girl I think is cute.Why can't girls be as bro tier as the guys on here?
>>260227721
But anon, those feelings are what caused me to stop sleeping. I laid downnext to my husbandand just sat there staring, wide-eyed, paralyzed with fear of tomorrow.
>>260227494
Kansas. We got Google Fiber.
I learned certain words and the way they were used based on their context, mainly RPG's. I learned more about language and grammar from games than in school. Though senior year I finally grasped using "an" before certain words/letters. RPG's also taught me how to be resourceful with what I have.
>>260228510
Get some sleep
>>260194509
used to learn lots of different words from videogames if that counts, vidya expanded my vocab more than many books.
>>260228318
>Why can't girls be as bro tier as the guys on here?
Because I'm the best damn thing the worlds ever seen.
>>260227907
>>260228526
I'd heard the South was pretty nice, one of my father's old friends moved there himself.
>>260227948
>Easy access to guns and weed with no taxman reaming me senseless
Sounds like paradise. They have much call for useless post-graduates out there?
>>260228785
Can't now, I got a shift in 4 hours. Could lose my job, already lost one before this for the same fucking thing. Have to pay rent.
>>260228873
Are you a girl that looks like the one in pic related but less slutty? If not, you ain't the best thing we've seen.
I taught myself cyrillic to read road signs in DayZ
Fire Emblem taught me the word Myrmidon
>mfw it came up in a 6th grade spelling test
>mfw absolutely nobody except me and a friend knew what the fuck
>>260228318
You're damn right I play dwarf, you knife-eared pansy.
>>260227494
At least you dont sound like a chav, you can at least say your part scottish (americans love them for some reason)
>>260229024
>Kansas
>the South
>>260228318
>Why can't girls be as bro tier as the guys on here?
You don't get to be bro-tier without seeing some shit.
Bottom line to confidence is believing in yourself and others will too.
>>260229053
Nope, I'm just a hype ass dude who's living the dream.
>>260229050
Dude, just remember that there's guys on 4chan that share the same feels as you. I felt the same way after I realized my dad and brother had cancer, and my best friend's dad died in the same month. I felt helpless, and I was 14 at the time. You got this man. Just fuck your husband before you go and you got this.
>Why can't I ________?
Practice practice practice practice.
It won't be overnight.
It'll probably suck taking such a long time.
But with enough practice, you git gud, git better, and can do anything.
I guess problem is now finding the time to get better at certain things.....
>>260229024
We got a call for every fucking one up here. Turns out most lower Americans can't handle the winters, so we have a constant need for anyone who can do anything reasonably skillful. Even if you're a worthless dropout you can still make $12/hour full time with benefits, and that's only if you don't want to take a drug test. You'd probably have smooth sailing with your fancy degree.
>>260228318
>Why can't girls be as bro tier as the guys on here?
They can be, they're called tomboys. Find women who were the youngest siblings with nothing but older brothers. They're great people. Even better if they're hot and they know it.
>>260195473
This
>not knowing CQC in muscle memory
>>260229641
close quarters combat?
>>260196813
This so fucking much.
E2 is what got me into programming for real.
>>260229553
But,I just want a girl like Naoto.
>>260229171
With a name like Haydn people normally assume I'm Irish, but that's good I suppose. Not being a chav is difficult though, living in the arsehole of the East Midlands.
>>260229191
Sorry, is Kansas not in the South? I haven't read a map of the States in a long time and most of what I know about Kansas is from the Wizard of Oz.
>>260229465
I love winter, it's settled then. Time to ship the fuck out of here as soon as possible.
>>260229245
Fucking this. What you been through bro?
>>260228873
>>260229375
I like your style anon. Keep on keeping on.
>>260229447
Easy to say. When you're a lazy physically low-energy person that "practice practice practice" part is just not going to happen.
>>260194509
Video games basically taught me how to read
>tfw all the cute tomboys already have boyfriends
>tfw all that's left is fat hairy gay bears
>tfw even the foreigners have girlfriends (albeit shallow whores)
>>260195784
>Being this asian
>>260229396
I appreciate your support in my time of trouble, Panty. I don't have a father, but I can't imagine how I would feel if my little brother's life was threatened by something like that. I'm glad that you got through it. I just moved across the country to be with my husband, and a few weeks later my family tells me that my little bro was in a fucking hospital. Just developed schizophrenia, I guess. Fuck me, I was terrified. I still am. I still feel like I'm going to get some horrible call any day. My brother hurt himself, my mom, my grandpa has an accident or his heart gives out or whatever horrors this world could dream up for me. 3000 miles away. I feel like I abandoned them.
>>260230000
I'll do my best brother, keep it real.Nice quads
>>260229795
Never played Persona so I cant help you there. I just know the tomboys I've met are best.
>>260230324
>tfw tomboys are literally the GOAT
>probably missed out on a few in highschool because reputation was everything
feelsbadman
>>260229884
Like I said, we welcome you with open arms. Hell, we hire fucking Russians and Bulgarians to fill in open positions in the summer, that is how desperate we are for people here. Just remember, our winters are -50F. Pack your coat.
>>260194509
>I learned to read from the original animal crossing
>>260223757
>>260227928
>tfw you just described my gf except she's not a pleb so she prefers Demon's
Pokémon taught me how to readat age 2
>>260230695
Thanks for the information man.
>>260231027
Well fuck anon that's just wrong as shit, and you really shouldn't share her facebook so I can ntr her for having great taste.
>>260229884
>Sorry, is Kansas not in the South? I haven't read a map of the States in a long time and most of what I know about Kansas is from the Wizard of Oz.
I think Kansas is considered Midwest. I've never been there so I don't know, but I assume it's all deserty shit like in Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>>260223513
I second this. I always take a deep breath, then hold and fire.
>>260231027
>She prefer's Demon's
10/10, slap a ring on that bitch.
>>260224151
lel
>>260199956
I held my breath, lifted rifle a bit above target, let go, and slowly let my rifle drift right where I want it where I press the trigger.
>>260230413
Nah nigger, you didn't abandoned them. You just went to be with the dude you loved. Bad things are going to happen of course, you just need to realize this. It's not like it's your fault, you had no idea that any of that was going to happen. Just realize that whatever is going to happen, that you musn't mourn about it, they wouldn't want that. You must cherish the time you spent with them, as it will always mean more than anything else.
>>260231297
>implying either of use use normalfagbook
>>260231558
Well you got me there anon, you win this time.
>>260224863
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIQ3WGhWvt4
Follow this man. He completely changed my whole view on male/female relationships.
>>260194509
MGS taught me alot about human emotions and over coming obstacles.
I mean the whole series.
>>260229932Nothing much to be totally honest, just the generic alchoholic parent, the sane one left, a couple dead niche family members. It's not that bad compared to other people really.
>>260225154
>vidya must be the answer
>I don't know what else would have gave me shootan skillzzz.
No, it was your autism.
>>260231821
So you've been through shit and now strive to be a better person because you don't want to live a shitty life like that?
You're a good guy.
>>260231259
One more thing: fuck the feds, and fuck the oil companies. The feds make our cost of living higher because they won't let ships stop here before they stop in California. This is why we have solidarity with Hawaii, as they suffer a similar fate. Fuck the oil companies because they're running a massive propaganda campaign to convince us to vote for lower taxes on oil sales to them, but fuck 'em, they're gonna pay up and like it.
Oh yeah, once you become a citizen, you get free money every year. Every Alaskan citizen is entitled to a yearly dividend based on our tax revenue. It varies, but has been as low as 600 dollars and as high as 2,300. Free money! Happy trails britfriend.
>>260231314
It's mildly frustrating that I can remember where Lithuania is and what it's like, but pretty much nothing about the States besides New York and Miami.
Fairly certain I can mentally process shit twice as fast as most people I know thanks to my early days of Tetris. Or at least the myriad of situations that gaming has thrown me into.
Also, LoZ:MM has me counting to 10 seconds without a stopwatch with fair accuracy. Came in handy in ALBW Rupee Rush.
>>260231027
I've never played Demon's Souls and have meant to as soon as I find it.D-does your gf have any cute friends with blue hair...?
>>260221827
Ah, you go to Naka- kon?
