>XCOM: Enemy Unknown
>the enemy is clearly aliens
>Duke Nukem
>you don't even get to launch any nuclear missiles
What the fuck is this.
>>259577891
Well, "XCOM: Clearly Aliens" sounds kind of strange...
>>259577891
Well what do the characters in-universe know about them beyond the fact they're being attacked by extraterrestrials?
>Fallout 3
>its the first one
>Street FIghter
>Many stages are arenas
anyone know why my framerate is bad in enemy within but its great in enemy unknown?
anyone had a similar issue?
doesnt make any sense
>Conker's Bad Fur Day
>Conker's fur isn't wild and messy
>he's actually well-groomed
>>259577891
>painkiller
>there is nothing related to painkillers
>>259578147
>Aliens
>bullets kill them
That's all you need to know.
>Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
>You don't play as an old man telling stories to his grandkids
>Half-Life
>you start with full health
>>259577891
>The Legend of Zelda
>Story mainly follows Link.
You bitch.
>Dead Rising
>it's not about an angry zombie union that decides to protest
>>259578165
>Tomb Raider
>It's not the first one
>>259579778
Shes cutewink
>Dead Island
>There is plant life on the island
>>259579870zero armor
>>259579293
i encounter shocking framerate and texture pop in playing EU, but that was on ps3
>>259579925
>Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition
>it's not the PC port
And they expect us to take it seriously.
>>259579870
What if... you were half health, until you picked up the suit? I mean the suit does add health, since it starts beeping for lacerations after 25 hp or so, which means a few pistol rounds.
>Serious Sam
>main character is constantly making jokes
>The Last of Us
>Large human populations
>>259580093
>consoles
The Firaxis audeince, everyone
>>259577891
>Dune 2000
>Where is previous 1999?
>Dark Souls
>souls glow bright white
>Silent Hill
>The game has sound and does not take place on a hill
>>259577891
>post-apocalyptic game featuring zombies
>the characters call them walkers, zeds, the walking dead
>anything BUT "zombie"
>Borderlands
>Does not take place on an international border
Literally, the only problem with the game.
>>259580332
>He hasn't played the first 1999 Dune games
Casual.
>Rogue Galaxy
>You don't explore the galaxy
>It's pretty civil and in-line
>>259580153
go home totalbiscuit
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
>not centered around a revolt by Metal Gears united by their hatred of Snake
>Ace of Spades
>you don't get to play cards
>>259577984
>Duke Nukem
>You aren't a medieval monarch
Of course Americans made this game.
>>259580571
It does take place on a border of society, you dongus
>>259580445
>zeds
If you're refering to Killing Floor they are clones
And they are still called zombies in dialogue
>>259580814
That reminds me.
>Rogue Legacy
>not every family member is a rogue
>you can die to the first enemy
What a legacy you can leave.
>>259578056
Fuck, I laughed.
>>259580093
THE POWER OF THE CELL
anyway my problem was on PC
>>259580445
I never understood how anyone could give a fuck about how they call their zombies.
Besides it's hard to explain without paying too much attention to it, why 'zombie' would be a established word to descrie this plague.
>Littlebigplanet
>The size of the planet is never clearly defined
>>259580893
>A medieval Duke
>Who launches nukes
FUND IT
>Metal Gear
>There aren't any gears made of metal
>John Woo Presents: Stranglehold
>there is no way to strangle people
>you are never strangled
>John Woo only presents stuff you can buy at the bar
>Starcraft
>you spend zero time actually crafting stars
>StarCraft
>you don't create celestial plasma spheres
>Garry's Mod
>can't report trolls and griefers to Garry
>>259579293
>>259581121
Check if it's actually using your GPU.
>>259581320
>>259581370
>starcraftmind
>Skyrim
>You don't give rimjobs to the sky
>Watch Dogs
>You do not actually watch dogs
Fucking false advertisement
>>259580769
Have you completed every of 40,000 Warhammer games already?
>>259581261
But there are metal gears retard.
>>259581556
>Sleeping Dogs
>Not a single dog is seen sleeping
>Kotaku - The Gamer's Guide
>doesn't have anything to do with games
>>259581494
l-lewd
>Destiny
>the game is not about choosing your own destiny
who said i want to blow up alien
>>259581261
uhhh there clearly are????
>Super Mario 64
>it's actually the 10th Super Mario game
>>259581643
Gears aren't giant bipedal tanks with the the capability of launching a nuke.
>>259577891
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
There are actually two gear that rise on multiple occasions, but you don't take any Revenge on "ance".
>>259577984
>you don't even get to launch any nuclear missiles
But you do.
>>259577891
>the enemy is clearly aliens
Bullshit.
>>259581831
>he thinks you get to choose your destiny
Isn't that the point of the concept of destiny? That you don't choose it, it's just given to you?
>Metal gear solid: Phantom pain
>the pain is truly real
>>259580445
Zombies don't exist in The Walking Dead, in regards to fiction. You'll notice Glen says he use to play portal 2 and not left 4 dead 2 or something. He's never like "THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH VIDYA GAMES".
But yeah I liked that scene in Shaun of the Dead
>>259582135
>Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>implies bipedal tanks can feel pain
Nice try Kojima.
>>259581309
Stranglehold is a word that means something, anon.
>>259581880
There are gears in the gears and lots of other things
>>259577891
>>259577891
>Risk of Rain
>there is no risk of rain, because it never rains
>however it does rain of the final level. However, this isn't a RISK of rain, it will ALWAYS rain on the final level. Therefore it is a guarantee.
Fuck you chucklefish.
>>259581582
yes why?
>>259582545
Yeah, but you never get to see the gears
team fortress
there is no team or a fortress
>TF2
>Actually the 3rd one
>>259580571
>borderlands
>only one problem
Is that you, Burch
>>259582685
So?
gear could be a reference to all the gear you carry around. Some of it is metal and you get to see it.
>>259582135
>Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>The Pain does not return as a ghost guide character from MGS3
![xzibit[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/T4N1gG5.png "xzibit[1].png")
>>259582545
>gears in the gears
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle
>Only features characters from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and one other character
>Ring of Red
>No Xboxes anywhere
>>259582743
>ctf_2fort
>no forts
Do your homework, anon.
>>259582589
The monsters were on the same ship as you, the spaceship crashed and monsters rained from the sky.
>>259582768
>Assassin's Creed III
>Not even the 3rd one of the main series
>>259582792
B-but my gear doesn't consist of cogs.
>Mirror's Edge
>At no point do you do anything to do with the edge of a mirror
>>259578165
>Final Fantasy 7
>It's the first one
>Final Fantasy
>it has over 20 sequels and spin-offs
>>259582891
im ignoring 2fort for a reason champ even that DeGroot map is better
>>259582894
But how is that a risk.
Risk = chance of
That's not a fucking chance. The ship DID crash, and everyone DID fall out. It's not a fucking risk.
>>259582743
nigga the game is literally two teams fighting in a fortress
>>259581129
World War Z does it by the government not wanting/denying to use the world Zombie which is pretty understandable.
>Bioshock infinity
>it's the third game of the series
>>259578056
Fund it
>>259582963
But why wouldn't it have sprockets?
It has springs.
>>259583185
>xiii
>its a new ip and the frsit game ofthe series
>>259583136
implying the team isn't just playing for them-self rather than helping each other
>>259580047
>dead island 2
>it's set in California
>>259578165
>its the first one
>>259583256
Forgot pic
>>259583316
and last :(
>>259583323
>implying everyone's not just spamming their taunt button and forming conga lines
TF2 is dead
>>259582589
>GUARANTEE OF RAIN
>zombie game/movie/book/play/radio drama/cave murals
>"what are these things?"
>UFC Undisputed
>there is fighting
>>259583380
Because the island is dead you fucking retard.
>>259580093
>>259579293
>EU has frame rate issues on consoles
>my toaster that runs rust at 15 frames can get a solid 30 on EU
>"consoles are for real gamers!"
>>259583256
I don't know why
>>259583562
>"consoles are for real gamers!"
When the fuck has anyone said this ever?
>>259583540
>>259583496
"Rain Guaranteed" sounds much more badass.
>>259583509
>zombie game
>zombies are called walkers, clickers, grabbers, ect
>>259580154
>>259580067
cool this shit down before the Illuminati catches on, you could fucking die from revealing shit like this
>Silent Hill
>the hills are actually not speaking
>>259583174
You misunderstand.
We call them Zombies because movies started to use this expression some time after Remero...it's not a english word, it's from the philipines or Africa or some shit referring to when they drug people to make them their slaves.
In a alternative movie world without this popcultural reference it's hard to justify the wide use of this expression.
>>259583509
>takes the characters a week to figure out you need to use headshots
>final fantasy vii
>is actually the first game
>>259583654
thats the kind of shit pro-console people on facebook and other normalfag sites often say
>>259580817
Go home, Liam-senpai
>>259583397
But that's not a gear
>Diablo 3
>Is actually 2nd game in the series
>>259580875
>Ace of Spades
>you are a military ace and you have a spade (shovel)
Get good you fucking idiot.
>>259583721
Clickers aren't even zombies, walking dead they have multiple names for zombies just like left4dead based on area, I've never played a game where they were called grabbers.
>Katawa Shoujo
>you are a male who is not crippled
>>259583886
diablo 3
is actually called path of exile
>>259583654
this
As far as I was aware, consoles are what you started with to get your feet wet before dedicating the time and money required for a PC.
>Wind Waker
>the wind isn't sleeping
>>259583941
Wasn't MC's heart super fucked up or something?
>>259583985
>>259583654
spend 5 minutes outside of /v/ or reddit
>>259583814
>normalfag
Oh you're one of those losers, never in any retarded console conversation have I seen anyone outright say console are for real gamers.
>>259583734
Oh i thought you were talking about explaining why NOT use the word. Because let's face it, all zombie apocalypses are about our response to it. Well, part off our response would be to call them naturally zombies.
>>259584016
There is no wind until you wake it up with the windwaker are you retarded?
>>259584091
I go to college, thanks. All of my friends from secondary school are now going over to PC and have no interest in the next gen consoles.
>>259583941
Shoujo is not male dumbass
>>259584107
>not even 2 seconds on google
>>259584264
If there is no wind how did you sail the boat to Dragon Roost island in the first place?
>Rayman
>Doesn't shoot or produce rays
>not a man, let alone a human being.
>>259584330
>I got to college that means I can't use websites
what?
>>259583007
Nigga remember that part when you had to slide down and jump off the edge of a building
You could call that part a huge mirror really
CHECK
MATE
>Wolfenstein
>No wolves and no Einstein in the games
>Endless Space
>playable space has clearly defined borders
>>259584347
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Real-Gamer
holy shit what the fuck
>>259584347
Not really? It cuts off after the word biggest in parenthesis.
>resident evil
>the resident aren't demons but clearly a biologic threat
>Bioshock: Infinite
>there aren't actually infinite universes because killing one Booker supposedly kills every Comstock
>>259584478
I misread, sorry, your highness. My point still stands; consoles are where you start and there's one, maybe 2 games even worth thinking about that are exclusive to consoles.
>>259584637
Actually there was an ancient race called the endless, so the game is about playing in 'endless space' as in space of the endless.
However, the endless were actually endless because they ascended or some shit.
>>259584347
And I googled it what a surprise, it's a sarcasm thread.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/22umz6/consoles_are_for_real_gamers_next_gen_rules/
>>259584519
That's a mirror's face, not an edge
>>259584535
>>259584726
That's why resident evil is known as Biohazard in Japan...
>>259583562
>>259583654
>>259583814
>>259584107
>>259584347
Calm down ladies, we have a thread for this discussion now >>259584868
>>259583869
Metal Gear REX
>>259578056
Laughed more then I should have
>max payne 3
>the protagonist experiences a lot of pain
>it's the third in a decent trilogy
Feels good to have a title that actually describes what the game contains. Get on my level.
>Sword of the Stars
>No sword made for stars to be found
>>259580067
>>259585027
But it's not a GEAR
>>259580814
..but you do explore galaxy
>>259585050
What does pain have to do with anything you idiot, his last name is payne.
>>259581582
>tfw stuck on Warhammer 12,431
shit sucks
>>259585126
It doesnt matter what it is if it has gears in it.
>>259585241
>i have never played the game: the post
>>259584686
because that's totally what I typed into google
>>259585282
The title describes that there is one solid metal gear, not many solid metal gears.
>>259585386
I beat it, the title doesn't mention pain at all and yet on your previous post you say the protagonist experiences a lot of pain.
>Blood
Well there sure is a whole lotta blood in the game, so I guess it wasn't lying.
>>259585463
Explain this one then
>>259584836
That thread links to a picture of lego games for ps4 on a pc reddit board.
>>259585474
>payne has no relation to the word pain
How's that autism treatin ya?
>Far Cry
> I never cried very far in any of the games
>BlazBlue
>it's actually red
>>259585620
It doesn't, it's his last name, keep projecting.
>Shadow complex
>Everythings seems fine between the character and his shadow.
>>259585637
>far cry
>is not a far cry from generic fps games at all
>>259578056
Underrated post.
>Condemned
>You survive
>>259577984
Yeah you do you dumb fuck. What do you think that button you press at the end of every level does?
>>259580219
Watch tlou zero punctuation, it addresses this
>>259586249
So you were condemned to live? It's not innacurate, they just didn't want to ruin the games ending.
>>259585467
No it doesnt. You are inferring things that arent there. One gear is enough to justify the title.
It's not called "The metal gear solid"
>what type of aliens?
>i don't know
>uh, i guess they're unknown
hm
>>259585231
Just a fraction of it
>>259586249
He was condemned to a life in torture by the demons
>>259586398
Lets just say that I'm clearly right and end this.
>>259586647
But you arent, you've already proven your stream of logic is flawed.
>>259586647
ok I agree
>Serious sam
>the games aren't serious
>>259586825
Not me that is a troll post, I realized how much of a fucking idiot I was you win.
>>259585871
it's clearly a reference to the events of his life leading up from the start of MP1
>Goldeneye 007
There are no Goldeneye from 0 to 6 nor from 7 to 100
>Dynasty Warriors
>The warriors do indeed, die nasty
>>259586249
>condemned means dying
is this the new bio means water?
>DarkSydePhil
>he's white
>>259584535
>>259586429
As you progress through the game and encounter more aliens, the title should change from "Enemy Unknown" to "Enemy Sorta Known" to "Enemy More Or Less Known" etc
>XCOM : Enemy Within
>You clearly aren't the enemy
>>259587519
>XCOM : Enemy Within
>you don't have any parasites
>>259582589
The title is ironic because you're killing thousands of monsters that escaped from your ship, each has a chance to insta-gib you later on, rain is the last of your concerns so there is a "Risk of Rain"
>>259583079
Fuckin kekd!
>>259587749
Damnit
>the order 1886
>it's the first game in the series
>>259584334
>joke
>your head
> counter Strike: Global Offensive
> 10v10 max global do not offense
> Red Faction: Guerilla
> not even one monkey
> Crash Bandicoot: Warped
> crash does not appear to be distorted
> Battlefield 3
>no fields, only metro/lockdown
> Ace Combat 5
> no aces or combat, only a nugget eating simulator
>>259588157
>game
> Red Orchestra (2)
> You kill people on the eastern front, no music playing whatsoever
>Heavy Rain
>the rain is moderately light until late into the game
>>259588451
> Red Faction: Guerilla
> not even one monkey
Ok that one got me
>>259587439
XCOM: Enemy Pretty Well Documented
>>259589823
XCOM: I Finally Figured It Out Guys
>>259589938
XCOM: I Can't Believe It's Actually Aliens
>Killing Floor
>the floor doesn't kill anything
>Need For Speed
>you don't seem to have any drug addiction
>Earthbound
>You aren't "bound" for earth, you're already there
or
>Mother 2
>You only have 1 mom
>>259590396
XCOM: Not These Assholes Again
>>259585241
retard
>>259590396
XCOM: Hey, Did You Hear About Ted? I Think He Might Be An Alien.
>Disgaea
>not about this guy
>>259583323
>>259582743
>>259583106
All this shitposting
>>259590986
Balloonshop was great.
rip in piece
>>259577891
Not clearly, you're required to do research on them to fully know what you're facing with.
>>259578056
>>259586954
>>259586825
>>259586834
>being this autistic
How...?
>Monster Hunter
>You don't hunt monsters
>>259591746
>Never played the game: the post: part deux
>Duke Nukem: Forever
>It was released
>>259577891
>>259577984
>>259578056
>>259578147
>>259578165
>>259578958
>>259579293
>>259579345
>>259579581
>>259579606
>>259579778
>>259579870
>>259579880
>>259579910
>>259579925
>>259580041
>>259580047
>>259580067
>>259580093
>>259580153
>>259580154
>>259580201
>>259580219
>>259580229
>>259580332
>>259580358
>>259580368
>>259580445
>>259580571
>>259580769
>>259580814
>>259580817
>>259580831
>>259580875
>>259580893
>>259580903
>>259580943
>>259580973
autism
>>259590860
XCOM: Upon Further Research, We've Come to the Conclusion That We Might Be Against Aliens, Maybe
>>259590791
But she's just a mother, too.
>>259580875
>>259583921
ace of spades thread
>>259593571
>Kingdom Hearts
>you don't construct buildings using someone's vital organs
>>259577891
It's called enemy unknown because you don't know their tactics or what they're capable of.
>>259587095
Holy shit kek
>Far Cry
>no distant crying
>>259577891
There are parts of the game whereif you do certain research before a new alien was introduced it says Enemy Unknown
>Unreal Tournament
>The tournament is quite real
>>259593959
I need my padyad,too.
>>259592624
Autism
>>259598485
Except it's not, because it's a videogame
>>259584757
>how does infinity work
>>259577891
>Guild Wars 2
>There are no Guild Wars
>Kerbal Space Program
>Fuck you, exactly what is says it is.
>>259601207
>Guild Wars 1
>There are no Guild Wars
>Black&White
>is actually quite colorful
>>259602063
There were both guild wars in the lore and guild wars in the actual pvp. Gw2 on the otherhand had neither
>king of fighters
>it's team based
>quake
>there are no quakes
>>259602276
Well it was a "guild vs guild" and HA was a bigger part of the PvP scene anyway.
I know the game's name came from the background lore but I've already forgotten what it was about and whether it even had any meaning at all to the plot of Prophecies.
>Runescape
>You can't run or escape
>Tactics Ogre
>There are no strategic shreks
>>259603154
There's a button dedicated to sprinting
You can escape various dnagerous encounters using it
>>259602473
but king dont fight alone.
thats how they become king
>>259585386
>>259590838
>the joke
>your head
>4chan.org/v/ - Video Games
>no video games whatsoever
>>259592624
Here's that buzzword again!
>So it really is true, you really are The Witcher 2 Assassin of Kings
