I love Samus!
>>259301963
Let me decode that for you guys.
>i love Samus but I never played a Metroid game
I'm in love with Marisa!
I want to rub my face in Samus's hair. It looks so soft.
And yes I've played all 3 Metroid Primes, Fusion, and I'm playing Super Metroid now. Currently up to the Ghost Ship with Phantoon
>>259302151
I love Super Metroid and Metroid Prime 3.
>I love Reisen
>I'm in love with Marisa
Etc etc...
>>259301963
but she isnt real
>>259302571
I don't get why people automatically think you haven't played Metroid because you like how Samus looks. She's fucking hot
>Being attracted to fictional characters
G-d, you people are f**king pathetic.
>>259302878
>>259302993
:,(
>>259302961
>you will never train Valerie to be your pokemon
>>259301963
why don't you marry her
>>259302309
>>259303285
Rude!
>>259302309
Where's your Reisen friend?
>>259302993
>f**cking
>>259303249
That's a good idea
pls stop i already fapped 5 times today i think i bruised mt dick
>>259302993
>F**king
Out you go SJW
>>259302878
Not yet.
>>259302993
>mfw i have to go to therapy because of my attraction to a fictional character
i'm so pathetic;_;
>>259303582
Succumb
>>259301963
Bird Pubes
Ruined by the mole
fine...have a bump
>>259304250
I don't know, I think the beauty mark is kind of cute. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
>>259306006
I agree. I don't mind it at all
I want to kiss Samus's abs while she runs her hands through my hair ~;i;~
>>259306430
Oh my god, the direction her forward leg is facing bothers me every time I see that image.
>>259304250
It just reminds me of Other M whenever I look at it. Can't deal with it.
>>259306784
Thanks for ruining it for me. into le trash man.jpg
Samus looks best in her armor. Fuck the zero suit.
Fuck yeah a waifu thread in these dark times.Maybe it will discourage tumblr and reddit to stay here?
>>259307693
Confirmed for casual who can't manage an under 3 hour play time.
>>259308019
Let's go!
>>259308019
Post more images of waifus in panties please.
As many as you can.
Save /v/ with the power of cotton.
>>259308469
>>259308319
>>259308019
try over here? im doing the best i can with the panty pictures
>>259297769
I would hug a Hex Maniac!
I want to see Samus get impregnated by an alien!
>>259308019
MEOW we're talking!
>>259308469
Sure
Rise is my waifu, get NTR'd.
>>259308731
But the OP picture is so ugly
shes just a tall white chick with blonde hair tied into a pony tail. how generic can you get
>>259309196
all the more reason to improve the thread
>>259303582
5 is fucking nothing you pleb, i can go maybe 10 on a bad day
I love Arturia!
>>259309352
see >>259304043
>>259308469
>>259308973
She can ride nyan my dick.
>>259309590
Good taste!
Vivian > Samus
>>259309794
literally who
>>259309794
take it back
>>259302993
>G-d
>f**king
Why can't more woman be fit and healthy like Samus?
>>259310170
It would truly be a perfect world
>>259303126
>>259303517
>>259303695
>>259310126
>>259310170
because girls are fucking lazy
>>259309584
No you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can.
Not without ADHD drugs, at least.
>>259310170
she's 6'3 w/o heels and 198 pounds. You'd shit your pants in fear if you ever saw her irl
I wish Morrigan would suck my dick while I play games.
See: the rest of this image set
>>259309352
>Samus
>Tall
Heh, nope. She's 5'4. The perfect size.
>>259310591
Is that Morrigan or Justin Bailey?
>>259310736
She's either 5'5 or 6'3, sorry bucko
>>259310496
>still quoting that Nintendo magazine shit that has been contradicted by literally every Metroid game before and after it
>>259310885
until stated otherwise directly by nintendo those stats are canon
>>259311306
Nah. I'll believe the 6'3 with the suit on. Without, 6 at most.
More lewd
>>259301963
>I love Samus!I loved her first. I'm sorry.
>>259308973
Has anyone else here been to japan? I noticed hat there's quite a few jap women with similar hairstyles to Samus. The bangs down the side of the face can look pretty nice.
Did you like me in albtw?
>>259310170
>That image set
Muh dick
>>259312120
Hilda a great. Makes me want a role-reversed Zelda game even more, where a tyrannical queen Zelda is a villain.
>>259301963
If there's one good thing Zero Mission and Other M did for the series it's the amount of Zero Suit Samus fan art.
>>259310390
i can anon....i can.... i shall tell you my ways after dinner
TFW no Prey 2 style bounty hunting game with Samus.
>>259302993
>>259309721
jesus christ those nipples look hard enough to cut glass
>>259310170
IDK
Why can't more anons be fit and healthy for their waifus?Don't say your waifu loves you either way because that's horseshit.
>>259313273
this
>>259301963
When's the fucking eroquis doujin
Is this out yet?
>>259310496
>Fear
That's a funny way to spell affection
>>259310297
Izzat some fucking Holy Mountain
>>259313273
>Implying I'm fat.
I don't need girls to be marathon runners. Girls of healthy weight are nice, but a toned stomach is even better. It's the fat chicks that I'm really sick of.
>>259313705
yeah
>>259311306
>She's literally 5'5 in the games.
>I need this stated to me before I accept it.
>>259312585
not him. I can orgasm up 15 times in a day, but not fap. fap is too much maybe 5 times a day tops
>>259303625
Samus looks fucking killer in those heels.
>>259306006
>>259306269
Same, I think it makes her look more mature.
>>259314130
the only game where that can potentially be argued is Other M where people's proportions don't make any sense at all
she's taller than most men in almost every other game
>>259314186
How the fuck can you orgasm without fapping?
>>259313273
>thinking I'm fat.
admittedly it's /v/ so there's probably a high fat ratio, but for example on /jp/ and maybe its all skinny dudes
>>259314379
Actual sex.
>>259314475
and maybe /a/*
>>259314519
Pffbt, everyone look at this unvirgin loser at laugh. This hole wasn't made for you.
>>259314519
what is this "sex"
It's always a good time to post cute vidyagirls.
>>259314519
Same thing. You're using friction to make an orgasm. Sex doesn't feel as good as fapping either, so you have to do it for longer to cum.
You make no sense.
>>259314519
>anyone on /v/
>ever actually having sex
Thats a good joke, tell me another.
good thread
>>259314773
You'd be surprised at how many normalfags are on /v/ right now, who have sex with their gfs/bfs on a daily basis.
>>259314773
haha
oh man
just wait,
this is a great one,
im chuckling just thinking about itthere are normalfags here.this has long since stopped being a secret place
and for the punch line! prepare to laugh!im one of them
>>259314379i can orgasm while flaccid
>>259314519
no i'm a virgin but thats another way I guess
>>259314058
in English?
>>259310496
>Implying I don't like tall chicks that would wreck my shit
C'mon, anon.
>>259314745
Wet dreams, then.
>>259314773
>mfw 5'0 weeb gf who I fucked just a few days ago and then watched anime with
>>259314986
>>259314662
Your hole was made for me ;)
>>259315335
>weeb gf
don't stick your dick in crazy anon
>>259310170
strenuous exercise and exterion is bad for women in the long run, it can render them infertile
>>259310885
>>259311306
>Still not knowing that Nintendo Power got those numbers directly from Metroid II's manual.
>>259315653too fucking late
>>259314773
what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
>>259314773
>tfw got laid because crossing the street at the right place right time
>will never get to be a wizard
>it was awful
kill me
>>259316030my ass
>>259316030
dead owl
>>259315869
Being super fat and doing nothing is more so bad for them in the long run. It can render them dead AND infertile.
Where can I find some good porn? Nothing interests me lately, and I don't explore enough.
>>259315909
>with the suit on
>>259316596
Stop fapping for 2 days and suddenly all porn will become amazingly hot.
>>259308810
I want to drink her milk.
>>259316601
> 198lb with the suit on
> Implying it doesn't add an inch at most
Samus is canonically tall, at least before other M.
>>259312120
I want Hilda to give me a gloved handjob while kissing my cockhead with her purple lipstick.
Just post some more busy Samus, preferably in heels.
>>259318232
Boobies!
>>259313273
I'm working on that, anon. I'm not fat yet though, but bigger than I'd like to be.I don't have a waifu though. I just like posting qt 3.14's.
>>259318497
Boobies!
>>259315165
Nope
>>259304043
She's such a bird brain.
>>259310736
What no Samus is like 6 foot something.
>>259315165
Nope. It's shit anyways.
The images are too close together I think.
Cumming inside Samus!
I want todevour samus' eggs
>>259312901
Samus is drunk! Please don't take advantage of her!
>>259316212
was it rape
>>259321192
samus is a cutie
she'd probably date me and cuddle with me
>>259322220
The world needs more Vanessa.
>>259323146
Yea right, loser.
She's all business.
>>259323870
but is samus thread
>>259324008
i could pull her heartstrings nigga i don't play i'm all business too
>>259310496
So she's still shorter than me?
Yeah I'd totally be scared.
>>259302993
>G-d
>>259324845
You're a big guy.
Samus is old hat. Palutena is best Nintendo girl.
>>259325451
Post moar lewd Palutena
>>259325682
>>259325451
how can you do this?
Just derail threads man?
i don't know who that girl is
>>259324845
literally first image when googling "6'3 190 lb woman" This would be Samus in real life
![63719b605bf7f1bfd655225ed002a2c4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gGR0hx5.jpg "63719b605bf7f1bfd655225ed002a2c4[1].jpg")
>>259325682
>>259325391
I guess.She'd still weigh more than me.Getting bench pressed by a hot girl seems kind of hot though.
>>259326041
L-Lewd!
>>259326031
you're stupid
>>259326041
What's lewd about a hug?
>>259326130
>Post more lewd palutena!
>Wow lewd!
Huh.
Best Nintendo girl?
That's a tough question. I don't know.
>>259326257
samus
>>259326183
About as much as having a healthy diet.
>>259326257
All of them
Miku is the only one for me.
>>259326392
>nipple piercings
instant derection
>>259302993
I know you are baiting, but I don't care. Fictional beings are far superior to real people. Real people suck, beyond even the most pessimistic assesment of human nature.
>>259326789
which is exactly why your alone, and which is exactly why if they ever became real, you would instantly hate them
>>259326789
Cool that edge bro. I love me some 2D but wow. I don't think you suck why do you think I suck? ;_;
>>259326392
God, that version of Palutena is so fucking sexy.
>>259326789
The only reason you prefer 2D is because it cant be repulsed by you
>>259315909
> Varia suit has been the Barrier suit this whole time
god dammit how did i not notice
why did they never bother to fix it
>tfw 90% of the Samus fan art is of the Zero shit suit instead of the superior space leotard
>>259326747
Yeah but them perky titties man. Them perky titties.
>Corrupting the pure Mother/Son relationship that Pit and Palutena have.
I want to bend Samus over my knee and spank her Zero Suited ass
>>259328332
I want Samus to bend me over her knee and spank my Zero Suited ass
>>259328447
I want the Zero suit to bend knee over samus and spank my shin
>>259301963I love Yukari.
>inb4 bitch
>>259308469
Sure.
>>259323146
Cuddling with Samus
>>259310170
Samus STRONK.
>>259321163
>>259314707
Ah yeah. Kaine was a goodfuta.
>>259315909
>jamping
I can't unsee it now.
>>259328803
Is it bad that at first glance I thought this was the Fusion Dance?
>>259329172
>Implying the Power Suit even works like this
>>259329269
i don't get it
>>259310170
>>259329804
Those eggs are hers
>>259329804
I think she was forced to lay those eggs herself
I'm going to marry Ashley!
I want to bend Palutena over my knee and spank her non-zero suited ass.
>>259326041
>>259326392
Theres lewd and then there is porn. More of the former please.
Also
>Pierced Nips
Yes please.
>>259329804
Samus exterminated the Metroids.
Samus was injected with Metroid DNA.
You figure out the rest.
>>259330336
dat thumbnail
Palutena's armpits are 2smelly4me
A Hex upon this thread
>>259330654
So is this a Nintendo girl thread?
>>259310170
>>259329830
Where can I find more of this artist? Sadpanda's missing a lot of sets.
>>259330859
>>259330895
It's a whoever you like thread
>>259331069
>>259313158
well they are definitely hard enough to lose your head over
>>259330959
g-e.hentai is where I found the image set.
>>259331263
>tfw jungle fever
>tfw Sheva is my waifu
>>259331396
I looked there too, but there's supposed to be 20 image sets from the guy since this is the twentieth. I'll try looking some more
>>259329735
Did I ever imply that?
>>259301963
She maybe your gal but she's everyone's pal
>>259331603
>>259331621
Don't you feel bad about betraying your race, though?
>>259331616
life isn't about whats on the outside, but whats on the inside
>>259312901
>sorry, when I drink my feet get all shriveled and shit
>>259308019
Tumblr would just turn it into a husbando thread, and Reddit doesn't give a shit.
>>259331759
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/fsr/=/keyword/%E7%86%B1%E4%BD%93%E7%86%9F%E5%87%9B%20SRI0000000928/from/work.series
Where the fuck am I even
I hate "love".
>>259332669
let me give you a smooch
>>259332743
Fuck no. Kissing is disgusting.
>>259331906
Nah, I couldn't care less about "betraying" my race
>>259332669
You ever been in it? Shit feels good but you act fucking bonkers without realizing it. Still, better to have loved and lost, etc.
Challenge: post pics of other girls in Zero Suits.
>>259332832
Come here boy
>>259332856
I have, which is why I hate it.
Whoever came up with that saying was never in love and thought he saw greener grass.
why does Nintendo have the best Waifus?
Samus has no ass!
>>259332856
There's not better feeling than love's irrational happiness.
The only thing to hate about it is losing it and having to find it again. That fucking blows horsecocks.
>>259331759
Nevermind. All of them were on sadpanda, I'm just being a dumbass
>>259333094
Because.
>>259332303
Staring at Samus' cute bare feet!
>>259332845
Individual races will go extinct in 100 years because of people like you. Everyone will be as dumb as dodos because of the african genes giving them tiny brains. Civilisation will collapse as world leaders have nigga moments and launch nukes at each other. You could have stopped it, but you didn't
>>259333109
she's got an ass like this. Tone and athletic
