huh
>you will never hang out with The Sess and Quinn
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS LOOKING UP?
Post your fucking haxxor face
>>259128004
Need the censored nudes please.
>SJWs actually believe /v/ is hacking them
HACKING GENERAL
FIREWALL YOUR CPU
BACKUP YOUR BINARY
ENCRYPT YOUR DOS
first for Sess failed damge control hilarity.
Sess i really respect you.
pls respond to this postalso i would like if you could hook me up
>>259128004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyNEIsJ7Tk
http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764
ARCHIVE OF THREAD THEY WERE BROWSING
NO HACKING
awoo
i have begun backtracking the router mainframe, already beyond the firewall and into the ip
>>259128329
I seriously hope they're smarter than that.
I haven't seen /v/ move this fast in a while.
Unfortunately, I missed when Kamiya showed up. I'm glad I'm at least here for this.
JUST TRY AND STOP ME NOW FUCKERS
>>259128321
>>259128451
Oh you.
>>259128262
Can someone post the tutorial on how to exchange thumbnails for .png files?
>>259128353
I wish my head was a fucking triangle. My headbutts would be deadly.
>>259128451
They're not. In fact, they're browsing /v/ right now and still accusing us of hacking them.
>tfw Adam will never suck on your Peenis Weenis for crack
>>259128004
>has to browse 4chan with two white knights by her sides, literally
keks and lels
THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DEFCON 1 NOW
I know a lot of you guys didn't start on /b/, so you don't know how to hack the legion way. But I can help.
First, things first.
You need to install the secret hacker operating system, Ubuntu.
http://www.ubuntu.com/
How fucking moronic are they?
This picture is going to haunt them.
>>259128414
Is it time for awoo?
>>259128451
lol
IM HACKING YOUR SHIT SESS, IM GOING TO RENAME EVERY PROGRAM ON YOUR SYSTEM, TO DRIVE YOU UP THE FUCKING WALL, THEN YOU'LL KNOW TRUE FEAR.
ATTENTION ALL /v/ CYBER PALADINS
ZOE HAS LAUNCHED AN ARMY OF CYBER DEMONS INTO 4CHAN'S MAINFRAME
we're gonna need to put on our Oculus Rift headsets and get into the cyberscape to stop this thing
DEUS VULT
>>259128471
>>259128614
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>4chan are hacking women devs to oppress them
The idea that anyone on 4chan is capable of hacking is laughable. But I honestly don't see Sessler's angle on this issue. I doubt he'd care about fucking Zoe, is she paying him with coke?
>>259128614
nooooo please don't make me support incestuous gaming journalism and nepotism
>>259128321
>>259128614
timestamp or gtfo
I've gained access to Zoe's systems and Sessler's coke stash by reprogramming themainframe by means of subatomic tachyon particles being reroute through the sensor array. That should drop their shield long enough to beam Sessler's coke into Cargo Bay 2.
>>259128656
They're in the games industry so they're already not that bright.
>>259128614
Good try. Like he would know how to greentext.
>>259128713
NO
MY HACK TOOLS
>watching hack attempts
GOAT happening
>tatoos going up arm onto hands
well they will never have a respectable job ever
thats right below having a facial tattoo.
>>259128471
JESUS STOP MAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO
>>259128753
White knights gonna white knight.
>>259128753
Coke and BJs.
>>259128004
>bringing your laptop to a bar
>browsing 4chan in public
>browsing 4chan IN A BAR
Can't make this shit up folks.
>>259128004
This is fucking silly. The trying to look cool by flipping off is just the fucking icing on this god damn cake
>>259128520
Wasn't it already a triangle? Or is there another reason you can't take your head out your ass?
HACK THE PLANET
>>259128414
>>259128664
WAN
WAN
WAN
WANWAN
Trying to hack me? I've put up Norton firewall, good luck.
Yeah Adam, I'm gonna hack you so hard
>>259128004
This looks like a huge cry for attention.
>>259128753
4chan is surprisingly resourceful when it really matters, but you can't "see" someone hack you unless they're doing something dumb like RATing you and opening and closing your CD drive.
>>259128471
KYLE, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
IF YOU GO INTO THE MAINFRAME FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS, THEY'LL BE ABLE TO DOUBLE-REACHAROUND YOUR FIREWALL AND REFRESH FIREFOX
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FIREFOX, MAN
>>259128842
>well they will never have a respectable job ever
They're in the games industry.
>>259128004
Seriously guys let's forget this bitch. Her career has been severely crippled to a point that she'll never be taken seriously again.
We need to focus on using this to prove how distrustful Kotaku is and tearing their hypocritical temple down upon their own heads. We have this great opportunity, let's not squander it.
search_string:Zoe_Quinn;
search_target:Social_Security_Number;
search_database:http://www.ssa.gov/ssnumber/;
>>259128842
What about snake bites? Those nasty lip piercings that go on the edges of the lower lip?
I know a girl who's trying to double major in Psychology and Philosophy. Is she quintuple fucked?
>>259128321
>>259128451
But if you pretend the evil 4chan is hacking you then all your SJW friends will post how brave you are!
HEY LOOK AT ME IM HACKING
>>259128004
So, they are publicly admitting they come here.
What exactly does that do for them?
It proves that they:
- anonymously post in here like everyone else
- may post stirring shit just to come off as victims
- they read ON PURPOSE insults posted towards them in a public place, just to complaint about it (akin of entering a bathroom just to get mad at insults towards you written on the wall)
Why, again, WHY the fuck would they want to publicly acknowledge they post here?
>>259128803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3qHepWxn-k
Reminder they learned about hacking from this vid.
>>259128753
I don't think you understand the media's modern definition of hacking.
Half the hackers that went to jail for lulzsec and anonymous were literally just DDoSing with LOIC, and old /b/tard script kiddy tool.
Shit has a fucking GUI.
REMEMBER GUYS
ARCHIVE THESE THREADS AS PROOF OF THEIR LIES
T???H???????E??? ?????????S?????E?????????S?S???????????? ?????H???????????A???S???? ??????????F?????????O????????U????N???????????D????? ????????????Y???????O????????U?!??!????!??!??????????!????????
>>259128471
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Zoe Quinn has a huge pussy
>>259128471
JESUS MAN CONTROL YOURSELF THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR
>>259128859
I just called Moot leader of anonymous and he said hes uplinked to rapistnet and is currently uploading a terabyte of CP to Sesslers iPad
>>259128954
>opening and closing your CD drive
>dumb
take that back faggot
Hey Adam which 2hu is your favorite?
>>259128956
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FIREFOX? OH THE HUMANITY!
>>259128004
This is what I imagine Zoe and Adam are doing right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8yLB1KA9Y
>>259128321
Christ, case point for not dying your god damn hair all the time, that looks like shit.
>>259128321
>>259128941
I'VE GOT A NORTON SUPERSOAKER PROGRAM, YOUR FIRE WILL SIZZLE OUT AND FAIL YOU
>>259128471
>Locale set to Japan
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAABBBBB
>>259129110
thank you based moot
>>259128992
Cockrails?
Nah, you can get away with those.
>>259128901
Aren't those things really loud?
Can you imagine those fucks browsing this thread and this board right now
Just picture Sessler and Zoe browsing all these posts seething with misogyny and shooting down all those hack attempts in real-time
>>259128321
>work as computer support in IRS
>literally my face when everyone has a problem with something
>they still call me a hacker despite telling them what i do
what the fuck is he even talking about?
Does he really thin we are hacking him?
REMINDER THAT JON IS NOW STREAMING
SHIT WILL OBVIOUSLY GO TO SJWGATE
GET IN HERE
>>259128939
My memory block got hacked after visiting Quin's Twitter.
I've called 911 and informed my congressman.
How is "taking a snapshot of people going into 4chan" proof of "witnessing game devs getting hacked in real time" ?
>>259128321
>>259128954
Haha fuck, the ol' cup holder style. Good fucking times.
>>259129037
Duly noted
when will you fags let her fade into obscurity where she already was? Do you honestly think 2 fake DOX's wasn't a sign that MAYBE she wanted a shitstorm to revolve around her and get attention and free money from white knights?
Do you idiots not realize how many gullible clowns will blindly protect and give money to someone because they are a girl? especially if she claims she's being attacked by a big bad internet entity?
You already did your part, /v/. The word is out there, now fuck off and let the flame war do it;s thing.
>>259128859
>Browsing 4chan IN A BAR
>Claiming you're WATCHING HACKING
The stupidity has layers, like an onion
OOOOOOH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502640722731073536
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT.
Wait, did she get the Sess to pound her for some cocaine?
>>259129134
http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764
ARCHIVE OF THE THREAD THAT THEY WERE BROWSING
&&backtrace.user.adam.sessler...
100%
&&****phone.number([911])
&µsoft.text.to.speech "Hello, I would like to report usage of the drug crack-cocaine."
>>259128992
> Psychology and Philosophy
I don't she'll have to worry about trying to find a job anytime soon
>>259129250
The only real hack here is you, Sessler.
REMINDER THAT WE HACK NOW
>>259129250
You're drunk, Sessler, go home.
>>259129124
It's fun to do, but it's literally babby's first step into hacking.
>>259129171
>NTRPANIC
>Adam fucking Sessler feels the need to weigh in
He's been nothing but a punchline for Cocaine jokes for the past year/s
Are you kidding me.
>>259129067
tfw when you'll never figure out how to make these
>>259129250
Oh my god, that's fucking amazing.
He actually believe all those command prompts are hacking tools.
I'm dying
watch me hack the white house using 4chan
12903812313030124
=============================
hacking in progress........
>UNATCO: HACKED
>STATUE OF LIBERTY: HACKED
>WHITE HOUSE: NOT HACKED
shit
they got me
For the non believers.
Cheers
Reminder that JonTron is being the hero /v/ deserves, not the hero they want, by actually playing vidya instead of gossiping.
>>259128471
Bet the reason your system locale is in Japan because of those porn games.
Right?
>>259128004
What's with this gen obsession with the middle finger?
as an it professional I can say that there are tons of exploits that are found daily and they are also well documented the moment they hit (most of the time) but you have to know where to look.
That's all I can really say. If you're entry level I'd suggest looking into sql injection
keep in mind that it can lead to a felony charge especially if you are inside US and "targeting" a .gov website.
proof of concept, and I dont recommend it. Faggots like this give me a job but its still annoying.
>>259129250
It's time like this you realise how fucking clueless Sess is
>>259129124
i used to script kiddie people on AIM and open their CD drives
it was pretty funny
>>259128471
You are in the matrix the only way out is to kill yourself. The machines are harvesting your electricity. You will die a virgin outside the simulation. The only way out is to kill yourself.
kill yourself now before it's too late!
>>259129424
*nods respectfully*
Daily reminder that "that" position is mortifying.
Was it the smell or what he saw?
>>259129396
PRESENT THIS TO HIM
http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764
>>259129037
it's proof of murder; they mutilated my sides
>>259129137
HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE IN THE WORLD ONCE THEY UNLEASH THE BACKEND VIRUS EVERYONE HAS ON SOLITAIRE.
THE "DEALT A BAD HAND" VIRUS IS NIGH UNSTOPPABLE. NOT EVEN NORTON CAN STOP IT.
>>259128321
>>259128614
They called me crazy for saving all those silica packets. Bring it, Sess. But first, how would you like a pre-battle line or two?
>>259128816
Maybe he learnt while viraling here.
>>259128321
http://hackertyper.com/
Take screenshots and claim you're a l33t hacker
>>259128353
Wow that maybe the most cringe/beta thing I've ever read.
>>259128321
>>259128321
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO HACK THE INTERNET TODAY
>>259129397
Are you twelve?
>>259128004
>those thick black glasses
>sticking your middle finger up in a picture
>laptop at a bar
>browsing 4chan in public
>hand tattoo
>positioning drinks in frame to show what a cool beer drinker you are
>thin, greasy purple hair
>>259129424
That isn't the same bar.
Post picture with Zoe and that guy from Pineapple express to her right.
ALMOST THERE
I JUST NEED 30 SECONDS TO REROUTE THE SIGNAL
I see 3 hacks. No hacking though
>>259129338
They're clearly browsing an NSFW board, probably /pol/
>>259129409
no you idiot the command prompts are in response to that tweet
we're mocking him
but i'm pretty sure he was trolling us first
>>259128004
That doesn't look like adam sessler. The one i know is bald and old.
>>259128004
wait so sess really is fucking zoe?
I'M GONNA DO IT
OH FUCK GUYS, MY VAN EXPLODED
>>259129396
It's impossible to fight retards, no one can be this stupid.
>>259128004
Ok. Wait. I see some guy and I assume Sessler is holding the camera.But where are the other 3 guys?
YOU ADAM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU USED TO BE SO COOL ;_;
>>259128321
>>259129250
>Crime of who they are
No. Unless Zoe is all indie devs
>Who they associate with
Yes because you're JOURNALISTS who REVIEW the things they PRODUCE and you have just INVALIDATED any and all OBJECTIVITY of any piece you write on their products
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
>>259128501
Jim Sterling will not be pleased to hear you've found this picture of him. Luckily he's busy sucking Zoe Quinn's pussy lips while hiding behind the term feminist and building up strawman arguments in an effort to knock them down before ever having to address them, and of course doing so in the most condescending manner possible.
Just be careful.
>>259129415
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js02m-7qHyE
>>259128321
coming for you sess
>>259128471
implying i will not pull the plug seconds before you hack me
Hey Adam Sessler, report rulebreaking threads.
>>259128367
So fitting.
the fuck are you implying you junkie
Her allies have almost brought us down. Their backhacks are deleting 4chan.
We should regroup while we can, everyone to
http://boards.4chanDOTorg/z/
It won't be long before all the boards are down.
>>259128004
Hey Zoe, Adam and the guy in the Red shirt who most likely loves to get pegged.
I'm an /sp/ (sports) user and I don't care bout vidya (only the casual dudebro games like madden and COD and Destiny and I occasionally play Rogue Legacy)
The best advice I can give you is just ignore everything and it'll smooth over. Learn to roll with the punches and not be reactionary to what is said about you. It'll subside and learn to use the ignore button on twitter and not respond negatively.
Also /v/ isn't that bad of a board, /a/ is way worse
>>259128321
THEY'RE SENDING US A MESSAGE
ENHANCE THE IMAGE
I need to favourite all these Tweets. Not because I agree with them but because they actually made me laugh out loud and I never want to lose them. Send them to Wizardchan, it might even make them crack a smile.
>>259128321
>>259129250
sessler what are you doing
>>259129396
>>259129642
Fuck he's delusional...
YOU'RE FUCKED ADAM
I HACKED INTO YOUR EMAIL AND UPLOADING A VIRUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>Zoe getting hounded for abusing the myriad of relationships she's formed with specifically people in high standings in the gaming media
>I KNOW
>I'LL SHOW THEM
>I'LL POST ON TWITTER THAT I'M AT A BAR
>WITH PEOPLE IN THE GAMING INDUSTRY
>THAT'LL SHOW THEM
christ almighty what the fuck is wrong with these people
GUY'S
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THERE TWEET AND DUMP A VIRUS ONTO THEIR SIDE OF THE ROUTER?
>>259129709
>>259129707
what the fugg
>We ebin hackarz now :^)
Seriously is that how deluded they are? There is nothing to "hack" we've already figured out how terrible a person she is.
>>259129639
No. She's just his supplier.
>>259129360
I never found loss funny, but this time I'm actually laughing.
>>259128451
>libtards
>smart
Top kek.
>>259128992
Angel Bites are better
[ignorant paranoia intensifies]
>>259129720
I'd hack that back.
What the fuck does "enable 2-step" mean anyway?
Here you go 'sess', I'll enable some 2-step for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPmhmmeajW0
Have fun
>>259129669
*~YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO POST A QTP2T
MORE QT THAN ZOE QUINN~*
>>259128004
>don't forget to wrap your willy
I HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED
I REPEAT
I HAVE BEEN FOUND BY THE FBI
>>259129719
Jesus fuck anyone with the slightest knowledge in tech would be able to tell he's full of shit, who does he think he's fooling?
>>259129707
>>259129709
YOU PEOPLE
Know the face of the man who defeated you, sessler. I've put on my hat. You're fucking done now. *unzips katana*
>>259129642
What the fuck is with all these sjws having colored hair and why does it always look like shit
i dyed my hair blue for fun to see what it would look like but at least i take care of it enough to make it not look like shit. Does she even fucking wash it?
>>259128321
>>259129785
It's funny. They're in a bar showing us how little they care, while we're in this grand thread having a blast with B-movie tier hacking.
>>259129723
>implying red shirt guy has good taste in fetishes
>>259128321
>>259128321
>>259129589
INKERTON PLS GO
UNATCO? THE BOMB? UNATCO?
Old men. Running the world. Vagina.
SOON SESS
SOON I WILL HACK YOUR SHIT
>>2591283210
>>2591283210
>>259128321
>>259129360
My sides!
>>259129250
WATCH ME SESS, I'M MINUTES AWAY FROM HACKING YOU GUYS
>>259128321
>>259129707
>>259129709
Impressive
someone photoshop a nude photo of her onto his computer
Honest question.
Does anyone on /v/ even know how to hack/doxx people? When is our reputation as THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE gonna be cleared?
I'M IN
>>259128321
>browsing 4chan in public.
And I thought /r9k/ was cringy.
>>259129596
>Steroids
I am not sure, I dont think Sess owns a Van.
i kinda like these replies
>>259129250
this reminds me of how all those cops protested when they were charging officers for getting rid of parking tickets and other things for friends and fellow officers. they thought it just came with the job.
>>259129657
IT'S THE FEDS
THEY BACKTRACED YOU AFTER YOU LINUXED THE REVERSE CACHE UNIX BYTES
>>259129719
*cracks fingers*
heh... lets show these amateurs what for...
http://youtu.be/nBPK_oXeJgA
>>259129678
conclusive video proof of jon hacking zoe
>>259129397
u???????????????????r????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????a???????????????????????????? ????????????????????f?????????????????????a????????????????????g????????????????????????????????????i???????????????????????????t????????????????????????
>>259129785
yeah she's been really fuckin dumb with her damage control so far.
>yfw you realized Sess is an irredeemable idiot.
>>259129941
>>259129424
>i used to think you were hot shit
>you've become a tired old man who needs to shut up
i kek'd
I don't get it.
All Adam has to do is fucking THINK and read the threads and see we aren't hacking shit.
There's no one trying to login to her shit, because we know everything already.
Just how much further can Sess become a monster?
>>259129250
>Goes to a bar with a girl
>Brings a laptop so he can continue to post on Twitter
Seriously, why can't these hacks drop the twitter shit for an hour or two. It seems it's becoming a really invasive part of their life.
>>259129589
Why are Chie's tits so big?
I'll do it zoe. Unless i can become the 7th ;)
>>259129589
INKERTON PLS STAY
>>259128321
>>259129838
>tell STRANGERS not do DANGER us
>>259128471
>>259128713
>>259128827
>>259129719
so this "Community" he is talking about is the gaming media and the indie devs, fuck the people who play games.
>>259128004
i'm confused adam, are you guys hacking 4chan right now? i dont understand :(
>>259129396
1337 h4x
>>259129396
He underestimates how stupid we really are.
>>259129709
This guy is pretty good
>>259129925
If they cared that little, they wouldn't be posting those pictures.
>yfw Zoe Quinn is an aug
http://kotaku.com/woman-puts-deus-ex-on-computer-chip-in-her-hand-1573033542
>>259129805
>dropping on their side of the router
Do you want to be caught? Any real hacker knows that the only way to drop a router bomb is through VPN-ISP injection
All these people SJW basically amounts to:
>you don't agree with my opinion?
>you are x
x being anything and in this case it means:
misogynistic
anti-feminist
woman hater
assaulter
virgin
The reason why this happens is because they believe that they are in the right. They believe this so blindly, that they will make an excuse to paint the other person negatively right away by claiming these terms.
>how can I be wrong, when I know I'm right? That means that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong
Jesus, I though gaming was an open-minded industry? Yet they shut down and outright disregard criticism? Where are the discussions about it?
People don't understand that there are legit people criticizing this but they label all people as anti-feminist because of people trolling.
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING INTERNET.
Thread theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ1-QlpcTjk
>>259128321
Guys really.
Zoe only knows how to use Twine.
Maybe she saw some c# and got scared and confused.
>>259130017
Russle dropping the bants.
>>259129910
AYY
HAXXXXXXXXX3D BY LEETTTTT D000D69666
RUN NOW
>>259129357
Sessler getting BTFO in an anonymous image board!
I'M IN GUYS
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HER?
Where are the links Sess?
I bet he's using vanilla 4chan and manually refreshing like a retard
>>259128321
>>259129357
Underrated post
>>259130131
That's what i was implying.
>>259130000
That rep does not belong to /v/, it used to apply to /b/ only
Also nice quadscheck my 0
>>259130017
>what would many of you good people do
a line or two
>>259128321
Are we hackers on steroids again?
Her computer has been compromised by my virus. It's going to send all her sensitive information to the 4chan database.
Pic related my virus
heh
>"Hey please don't talk without proof or doctored photos"
>this tweet chain
Is this how irony feels like?