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>>259122764
Ah, good old Adam "Cokehead" Sessler.
Always good for a laugh.
>>259122764
>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe
Sess is gonna get some tonight.
you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
>>259122764
So Sess is the 6th?
>hack attempts
what the fuck is he even talking about
>>259123002
Dunno.
I hope someone asks him.
>admitting youre meeting with her after all this shit
Is Sess the stupidest fucker yet?
>>259122953
Or you become a douche over time and abuse drugs.
>>259123002
Obviously he's got some Hollywood movie style setup that shows him hacks in real time.
>>259123002
Oh don't you know? You can SEE people hacking you now. They put their face on a webcam over Skype and yell I'M HACKING YOU LOOK I'M HACKING YOU
So is he the 6th guy now?
*Zoe's sitting on my bar watching these hack attempts going down live.
>>259123113
Cocaine does things to your mind
>>259122863
man, I forgot about Adam "Powder Hoover" Sessler.
Man I used to like this guy on x-play back in the day. Kind of sad to see what became of him.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
THE
THIRD
FUCKING
TIME
ZOE IS TRYING TO FAKE A "HACK" ATTEMPT AND GARNER SYMPATHY FRMO THE MAINSTREAM
THIS TIME FROM PROFESSIONAL COKEFIEND AND LUDONARRATIVE DISSONANCE HAVER ADAM "BURNOUT" SESSLER
DON'T LET IT GO DOWN THIS WAY
DEMAND PROOF
>>259123002
He means cocaine fueled imagination
What the fuck is /v/ even doing
What is this drama.
>>259123229
He's actually the fifth. One of the original five guys was a mistake assumption, it's why people aren't spouting the "five guys" meme any more.
>Watching hacks going down
They're watching each other give oral? How wonderful.
Tell me about Sessler, why does he wear that fedora?
>>259122764
>this is a war on indie devs
what a fucking faggot
>you will never sit in a bar with The Sess
how does one watch a hack attempt go down? is she doing the hacking?
>>259122764
>I'm done.
See you tomorrow
>>259123390
No one cared who he was until he became a SJW.
>>259122764
who gives a shit abut the whore. This whole scandal hurt her career pretty severely. She'll keep making "games" and her ever growing number of guys will praise it but we the consumers will know better. Do you think we'll ever buy one of her games again, most everyone will ridicule her in public for this by simply asking if it's true. Her career as an indie-dev is over.
Now we need to stop focusing on the whore and focus on those Five Guys who prove to show how fucked up gaming journalism is.
damnit sessler
what happened
They could record it with a mobile phone or something.
How does one watch a hack attempt against their account?
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
What?
>>259123464
Say what you like about him but cokeheads do throw the best parties.
I was just about to post this.
Remember Xplay, when Adam was a cool mother fucker? Now he's a goddamn SWJ feminnazi who doesn't even do vidya games anymore.
So a hack is watching another hack hack herself live?
>>259122764
ZOE BOUGHT SESSLER WITH SEX CONFIRMED.
"War"
GONNA UNDRESS THE SESS
>>259122863
What a card
>>259122764
>This is a war on indie devs.
Inb4 some autistic youtuber makes a documentary about this shit with that specific title.
>>259122764
>I am watching these hacks
>Watching
>hacks
>>259122764
confirmed for being the devil
I wonder how much coke she had to pay the sess to get him to clitride her this fucking hard.
![1408671601079[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UoKFQiY.gif "1408671601079[1].gif")
>>259123506
Like this.
>>259123207
>>259123195
>>259123002
>>259123097
have you guys seriously never gotten e-mails when people try to log into some of your accounts without having the password?
Do you guys seriously think there aren't some morons out there trying without realizing how damaging it is to any discussion this whole situation could have caused?
>>259123381
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>259123593
I can USE out of PLACE CAPS to emphasize MY VAGINA
le hackers on steroids
somebody's going home together after the bar
>>259123464
Thank god. I think I might lose it and glass him like Zoe glassed that tranny.
>>259122764
SIX GUYS, SIX FLAGS GET ON THE WILD RIDE
>watching hack attempts
>watching these hack attempts
I don't even know where to begin with this.
>>259122764
>Kristin Adams and Morgan Webb at a high-end club with their millionaire husbands
>Morgan asks her "hey, remember that coked out guy, Adam? What's he been doing?"
>"oh, yeah, I have seen him. All he does is hang out at bars with these weird tranny kids and talk about his silly computer games"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S PATHETIC"
>cute giggles
>>259122764
neat, they have their drank AND their 2 step now.
>>259122764
Quick, can anyone post the imgur of SJWs doxing people and threatening violence? I'm going to tweet it at them
>>259123729
No, my e-mail isn't really that desirable, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
So who is up to making an edit of this?
Funny, I used to like this guy when I was younger.
What became of Morgan?
>>259122764
She is trying to shift the focus. Don't let her guys.
Yeah two hacks sitting in a bar together trying to hack shit up
Real rich
How the fuck do you watch hack attempts live?
You guys do know that a hack also is someone who does a bad job, right? Like when /v/ argues?
>>259122764
Six guys
Burgers Fries and Drinks
FUCK YOU ADAM
>>259123531
Memes aside, it's hilarious that it's the opposite.
>>259123548
That kotaku article she wrote that was basically going "you can be a game developer too!" and then listing a bunch of drag and drop tools for making text adventures and point and click games was too much. Kotaku letting her write that article did more damage to her career than anything 4chan did.
I went to school for comp sci and had to deal with tons of kids who were "going to make the next great game" yet couldn't program. They are laughing stocks.
And yet she's going to write an article about how you can be a "game developer" by making point and click games that generate HTML files and then go "the only reason why I'm not treated like a real game developer is because I'm a girl!!!!!"
feminists game developers in a nutshell.
>>259123842
Married into money.
>>259123506
he created a GUI interface using Visual Basic to backtrace the IP address
>2 step
How is dancing supposed to improve this situation?
oh no! zoe found us she's hacking my comment
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>>259123638
Nothing like that, she just lined him up a rail
>>259123548
Unfortunately people are conditioned to buy shit even if they know the truth. More people know she exists now.
Tobacco sales went up when they started putting those warning labels on the packages.
People are retarded.
>>259123593
If I had a twitter
>@Adam You and Zoe are in a bar watching a hack? So you are righting a new piece then?
Who is Adam Sessler?
>>259123304
Sessler is their proof.
And the fucked up thing is, he still has more creditability than us.
Remember when Sessler just stood next to a moron and made dick jokes while kinda reviewing games?
That grown-up Butters lookin motherfucker made me laugh
Now this is all he is...
>>259122764
Six Guys Great Adventure
>>259123694
It'll be a joint venture between Boogie and Kotaku, and will feature a Phil Fish interview and an Egoraptor 'animation', I guarantee it.
>>259122764
>mfw Sess just found the stash and now he is tripping ballzz!
Are these assholes insane or just stupid?
>>259123593
He stood still and read a script every episode. The interns that wrote that shit were the cool motherfuckers, not him.
>Watching these hack attempts go down live
What, are we CSI now?
why the fuck do game devs and journalists just hang out together
how the fuck can that possibly lead to unbiased reviews/articles
>>259122764
Nice sho- *checks his twitter* fuck its real!
>>259122764
Why wouldn't he defend her. He is part of the corrupt media we are fighting. Admitting she had her fuck buddies did wrong to to admit that his entire career is a scam.
Fuck these "journalists"
How much longer? How much longer will this go on for.
>>259122764
shit.
>>259123729
Never. Closest I ever got to that is those emails asking if you remember changing your password
So like, what, they've got some freeware applet monitoring her social media and accounts that displays anyone attempting to enter bad passwords?
Anyone who is famous and has a twitter or a gmail that anyone knows faces this, at all times. This is nothing new. Nobody has actually hacked her.
Stay vigilant: ZIDF is out in full force.
>>259123921
Good for her
>>259124017
Don't you mean 'dik dik jokes'?
>>259122764
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLjphhzDDrY
>>259122764
Cui bono ...
You fags do realize hack can also mean a joke of a person, no? He isn't using as muh 1337 haxxorz.
>>259123995
Make a twitter you retard. It takes 30 seconds. It's important that we don't just sit around jacking each other off on /v/ all day. We need more boots on the ground.
>>259122889
Probably already got a handjob as payment for that tweet.
>>259122764
I couldn't give less of a shit about any of this, because none of it has anything to do with the very real conflict of interest between gaming press and its major ad providers
but how in the fuck does one watch a hack attempt live if the hacker is not in the room
>>259124025
Boogie is against all that social justice shit. Check his twitter.
>>259123729
Holy shit, shut up you sound retarded you stupid nigger cunt.
>>259124048
*nods respectfully toward your fact checking*
>>259122764
Can we just throw away all of the indie game developers and focus on big name developers. like i dont want to play a shitty clone of a good game.
>>259123754
>They call themselves anonymous, they are hackers on steroids, treating the web like a real life video game.
>>259123729
Nope.
>>259122764
Zoe probably gave Sessler a line of coke off her vag at the bar.
>>259124138
Of course.
>>259123729
yes, but thats not exactly watching these hacking attempts go down live
>>259123936
Dancing is cathartic as fuck, my nig.
He will most definitely snort some coke off of her flabby ass
>>259123728
these always make me want to punch my screen
>>259122764
Adam why.
What happened to you? You used to seem to love the vidya. I looked up to you, watched Xplay erry day. Now the dream is dead, as dead as your career.
I'll always try to remember you for the good times though Sess.
>>259123998
He once had a debate with Jack Thompson on tv.
Now he's a cokehead Social Justice Warrior.
>he will be snorting coke off her tits
>concious drug use happens to be my fetisch
>>259122764
>A war on indie devs
It's a war on censorship. The fact that so many people from the industry are crying wolf shows how fucked up the industry truly is.
Guy claims sexual harassment, attacked by people that weren't even there. Somehow the victim is the harasser.
what the fuck is sessler doing these days?
>>259122764
>I'm done.
Clearly you aren't because you made yet another one of these shitty threads. Newsflash: You aren't some Holy Paladin protecting vidya from the Dark Forces of Cultural Marxism. You're just a /b/tard who moved on from Scientology to Whores.
Not that you care anyway. You're going to do what you're going to do, and there's nothing anyone can do. Because you're saving video games. Just like you saved them from Anita, and just like you saved them from Jennifer Hepler and Bioware.
>>259124134
>muh internet army
>>259124048
*backflips off computer desk*
*raises paw*
fug ur rite !!!
How can Zoe know what a hack attempt is when she didn't even know about IP look up?
>>259123002
a group of people are hacking random indie game developer skype accounts, adding everyone in their contact lists, and whinging about zoe.
skype apparently has a brute force password vulnerability and there are programs out to exploit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMEeQj_XQU
>>259123729
If you have to try to guess their password it's not hacking you dingus.
>>259124045
Yes. Sesler is a master hacker, but instead of roids he uses coke to stay away while coding.
>>259122764
WTF is 2-Step, a dance?
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
>>259123548
This is true.
Even if we lose, too much of the internet is fighting the good fight on this. 4chan, parts of tumblr, reddit and neogaf.
All that's left is Twitch, whose audience is too fucking young and stupid to understand what a conflict of interest even is.
I can't underscore this enough, HALF THE FEMINISTS ARE ON OUR SIDE, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS.
>>259124105
What a giant faggot.
oh shit
>>259124259
Zoe
>>259124236
Everything you hold near and dear dies, anon. Take me. I was a RE fan once...
>>259124259
coke and whores
>>259122764
get me off this fucking wild ride at six guys!
>>259124291
Well she knows Sessler and Sessler knows her.
I'd say they're both well informed when it comes to hacks.
>>259124048
*stabs you in the balls* BACK THE FUCK OF????
>>259123729
Even if that is true
Guessing passwords=/=hacking
And anyone who thinks it is is a fuckinggggg retard
>>259122982
If he fucked her today that would make him the hundredth or so.
>>259124105
I know making fun of somebody's appearance is not conducive to any of this, but it still gets me every time.
>>259124365
DUDE NO DONT DO IT
>>259124384
>>259124320
You miss the part where the target would not see anything on their side of it.
>>259124264
Shut up, Zoe. Everyone knows it's you (and your little white knight beta boys) shilling in these threads.
For the rest of us, we have work to do.
>>259123950
underrated post
>>259124236
He's now in cliffyb's tier of former glory, today vocal irrelevance
>>259124326
That's literally what hacking is.
>>259124413
ba-dum-tsh
>>259124332
two step authentication it's essentially another type of password entry to mundane accounts like skype or gmail. It's not a really big deal.
>>259124443
This is true. Some people believe that posting on someones facebook, left open, is considered hacking.
It's sad.
>Zoe not developing videogames and sleazing it out with journalists again
WHOA WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>>259122764
Is she in the database? Watching the code get altered?
>>259124396
>>259124245
I guess you can say
the sessis a mess ________________________________
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>actually associating and sympathizing with an adulterer and compulsive liar simply because she's a woman
All for dat hank hill booty. There's no excuse for this shit, if she were a man she would be vilified by everyone around her without even the need for proof. Like even without corruption and favors not being in the equation, cheating on so many people and sleeping around so much while also attacking people professionally makes for a pretty shitty person, how fucking crazy do you have to be to defend that person for any reason?
sessler is a fucking embarassment
>>259124365
Holy shit I did that in fucking middle school and fucking did just like a scan of the system and god the looks I got were priceless. Man. Fucking. Color 0a.
>>259122764
>Adam Sessler walks out of the "bar" with Zoe at 1 am about to get some ugly cooch
>Morgan Webb walking down the street with real people.
>Adam Sessler and his jewish nose and coke stained lips look up at Morgan
>She can't help but cry to herself seeing what a monster he has become as she remembers old Sess.
Sad aint it.
>this tweet
whoa without context I'd say he's talking about her vagina stench or something
>>259123304
>proof
>evidence
>conspiracy
what
the fuck
are you people even still talking about this for?
>>259122764
>war on indie devs
>WAR ON INDIE DEVS
/b/ couldnt even make this shit up
Sessler is married. Shouldn't his wife be worried he's in a bar with a harlot?
>>259124134
Making a twitter account. What name should i use? Do they comfirn emails?
>>259124443
uhhhhh
>>259123548
I guess you missed it last night when one of the five guys being attacked was proved to be a mistake and even IA recanted.
attacking innocent people isn't really a cause I want to be associated with
>>259122764
>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe
Why would he put his professional integrity at risk by appearing with her? Is it proven that she slept around with these guys beyond any shadow of a doubt?
>>259123728
This made me chuckle
>>259124365
HACKING ATTEMPTS CONFIRMED. MAKE SURE TO USE TWO STEP AUTHENTICATION AND BIOMETRIC SCANS FOR ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS!!!!
The nice thing of all of this is that you can easily weed out the shills.
Sess = shill
>Enjoy blowing yourself
So he admits getting sex for favors?
>>259124217
it is if she's getting e-mails on top of e-mails from it. I've never had a problem where I pissed off the internet, so I don't know if it wouldn't just stop eventually though
>>259124630
>>259124575
sessler detected
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
Confirmed for having no fucking idea what cracking is.
>war on indie devs
what in the world
>>259124105
Why does this image make me automatically crack up so much? I really can't handle it.
>>259124365
Im calling the cops
>>259124117
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5fM6WpC_nE
>Not linking to this...
>>259123548
Yes, please focus more on the "journalists" and less on the whore. They could have rejected her offer and exposed her right from the start.
I unfollowed him instantly after seeing that tweet.
I used to defend him against /v/, but he really has fallen.
>>259124575
Hacking would be breaking in to the mail security server, decrypting the account and password info logs, then logging in. It requires some level of programming knowledge/skill.
Any moron can sit at a computer and try random passwords until one works.
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is to complete morons
>>259123598
Man, I started studying japanese and I started laughing when I saw that girl all over one of the books.
>>259124710
>boo enters the battle
This industry is a fucking swinger club
>>259122764
>yfw companies don't bother to bribe the various magazines and just bribe Zoe and tell her what to tell the other magazines
It would probably be cheaper for the companies too. These "journalist" fuckers are screwing themselves. This may be why the game companies seem to be easing off the gifts and shit they send to these websites.
That said it will be funnier if a sluttier hotter female "dev" comes along and pulls the same thing. The infighting that will occur will be hilarious.
>>259124782
Man, what the FUCK happened to sess?
>>259124758
Shit really? Which guy?
Spreading this so people can bring Anita to accountability.
I hope so many people lose jobs and can't recover that it leads to an economic downturn in the country-wide average and gives Republicans fuel against Obama's presidency.
I'm not against Obama, I'm apolitical, but it's better than the alternative.
>>259124731
>war on indie devse
Fuck these people are dumb.
Speaking of /b/, why haven't we heard from them lately? Somebody get them back on board.
>>259122764
#SOMEONETRYINGTOGUESSYOURPASSWORDISNTHACKINGYOUFUCKINGMORON
>>259122764
"Hi, I'm Adam Sessler, a videogame 'journalist', and I'm completely missing the point of all this."
>>259124365
Woah!
WATCH THIS SHIT GUYS I CAN HACK 4CHAN ONLY USING WHAT'S INSIDE THIS POST
##$T@rT HACK##
#G3T PA$$W0RD: M00T#
FUCK I HAVE MOOTS PASSWORD YOU ALL ARE SEEING THIS LIVE HERE ON 4CHAN - /V/IDEOGAMES
>>259124764
No, not in a way that would hold up in court, but the evidence it pretty damning regardless.
>>259123590
>>259123864
Could be that they are receiving emails like "somebody tried to change your password" or "you have been locked out of your Twitter account for typing the wrong password 3 times"
>>259123986
It's just free PR for her and her game.
check sesslers twitter, there on 4chan
Did Sess consume such a large amount of cocaine that he can see the matrix like Neo?
lmao @ sess' recent tweet
OH SHIT
DTOID EXPOSED. No wonder Scoville was attacking Jontron last night
>>259124857
>>259124856
>>259124825
>>259124817
Are you even aware of where the term "hacking" came from?
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
SESSLER CONFIRMED TO BE IN THESE THREADS
lmfao look at the reply tweets by Matt Kerr, a Microsoft dev - I can't tell if someone hacked his account or he's just trolling the shit out of Sessler
Also reply saying your a security expert and will help solve the issue if he can record there "live hats"
Fucking sjwshits
>>259123932
wut
>>259124837
>that gif
What the hell am I looking at?
>>259122764
If we give in now, total dick heads who don't even like video games win
>ZOE: Well, you got the information out there! What's the next step in your "master plan"?
>>259124575
>Forget my password
>use random passwords
>Eventually get it right
HOLY SHIT I HACKED MY OWN ACCOUNT
EVERYBODY POST YOUR TWO STEP HACKFACE
>bringing a laptop a bar
>>259124884
Blue haired guy.
WAR ON INDIE DEVS PEOPLE
>>259124882
SJW indoctrination
>>259124128
Except if you checked his twitter you would see he's going on a cocaine-induced tirade about imagine hackers trying to hack him and his buddies.
>>259122764
>I'm in a bar with Zoe
Does he think this is helping?
Today i will remind him
>>259122764
Why are they in a bar together?
>>259122764
>war on indie devs
i wish he would finally die of crack cocaine
>>259124326
Whatever man, tell your mom about your retarded semantics. Maybe she gives a shit.
>>259125001
ewwwww
>>259124882
coccaine
>>259122764
>>259125038
>>259125001
dear god he really is that retarded isnt he
SESS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?
>>259124984
god these people look like such turds
im so glad i didnt stick with my friends group that turned into this kind of a crowd
>>259125042
THEY'RE ON /v/
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>browsing 4chan in public.
ZOE IS A HOE
SESSLER THE MOLESTOR
'Hackers'
Seriously, are we in the 90s? Are SJWs hipsters or what?
>>259124365
type 'tree' and watch in amazement
>>259124326
It is to them. She probably got one or two emails saying someone tried to login/change password while they're at a bar and now cokebald is all like THE HACKS ARE REAL PEOPLE I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES THE HACKS ARE GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
>>259123002
They're trying to split the amount of coke for everyone and his pile isn't big enough.
>>259125001
>They brought their laptops to a bar
haha wow holy shit
>>259123768
lol
>>259124123
Ah ah ahh, you didn't say the magic word!
>>259125034
>/v/: Crashing this industry...
>>259125001
>hacking live
>they're just browsing 4chan
Sides, orbit, etc.
>>259124901
I checked /b/ an hour ago. All the oldfags are gone from /b/ and newfags flood /b/ with gore, porn and YLYL and the such. /b/ ain't raiding anymore anon. The newfags just don't give a shit.
>>259125001
>they're lurking
>they're here
>they know we know
Well guys, since they're here, what should our next move be?
>>259124680
The difference is Skylar Page has some pretty severe mental illness whereas Zoe seems completely cognizant of her actions. If and when this ends with her strapped to a bed talking like a cowboy and singing They might be giants songs I'll be more than willing to absolve her of her share of the blame.
>>259125001
>4chan screenshot
This is a shoop right?
>>259123729
No because im not a fucking retard.
>>259124983
Are you?
>>259122764
OP don't post doctored screenshots.
>>259124882
He was always a evil coke fiend SJW retard i bet. Its just before this he made money with Xplay and read off a card. So he whenever you saw him he was constantly coked up and wasn't going through constant withdrawal since hes reduced to begging for sniffs.
>>259124575
>hacking
>literally
Don't argue semantics when you are using a false definition for a preexisting word that was twisted by the government to use for the purpose of spreading fear and misinformation in an attempt to gain further control over the masses.
>>259125018
>>259122764
/v/, i'm going to lay some heavy truth down on you.
/v/ are you ready?
ok
/v/ you are the dicks
>>259124983
In terms of computer security, hackers are people who exploit security vulnerabilities in programming in order to gain access to a closed system.
Maybe you should look it up.
>>259122764
>used to like Sessler and watch him on X-Play
>now he's a SJW shill
I'm done with this hobby. It's been ruined.
Icycalm was right.
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_the_genealogy_of_art_games/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/the_videogame_news_racket/
>>259124058
Oh holy shit man completely off topic but that is the funniest goddamn thing ive seen in awhile
christ
i think i woke the neighbors
>>259125001
>he's on /v/
>>259125001
>>259125150
>>259125042
LMAO BROWING 4CHAN IN A FUCKING BAR
>>259124924
nice b8
