>playing a game
>help a girl chracter
>shitty sex scene with clothes on as reward
>>258952068
Assassin-s Creed 2?
Assassin's Creed 4?
the only answer is Ride to Hell
Are you playing Ride to Hell?Good on you.
>shit talking clothed sex
I'm actually worried about something similar in dragon age. With their push for more gay shit, will it be possible to just befriend/ be Bros with your party members without them constantly pushing for chocolate bananas?
>>258954204
come on anon, videogames never pull sex off well. Two models grinding against each over always ends up looking strangeI'm not dissing clothed sex
Has there ever been a game with optional romance quests that aren't retarded?
>>258954250
Am I Alzheimer's, but in mass effect 1/2 how much flirting went on with crew members before you locked in a romance?
>>258954204
I prefer when a chick is naked so I can just swooce right in
>>258955034
You too, huh? Let's all head to the Malt Shop.
>>258952068
Fuck you, Tomoko, you're not a real lesbian.
>>258955810
she's not picky
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Ride to Hell is worse than Superman 64, Bubsy 3D and ET?Because it fucking is.
Would you a tomoko?
>>258956778
What do you think?
>>258956778
Never would I ever stick it in someone that nasty. I can't afford a body condom.
>>258957035
I think yes.
>>258956778
First you treat her nicely all day and then when she lets her guard down yougive her violent dickings
>>258957229
Well you thoughtright.
>>258955034
Cmon mate, even with clothes on you can still get aHAND JOB, SKOOKS
What would Tomokosmelllike?
>tomoko image in the op
>shit thread
go figure
>>258957647
Computer chairs, so butt sweat.
>>258957496
Yeah, he might be disgusting and stuff, but I bet she would change if someone was there for her, she'd become very sweet I think.
>>258957868
>she might
Fixed.
>tfw I dreamed about slowly making out with her and ended up woking up at the best part
Fuck this, I can't even have fake closeness.
>>258957647
She'd probably stink a lot.
>>258957647
Salty coins soaked in sandy milk
>See this tomoko girl get posted before
>see this thread, finally get her name
>google her
>it's a story about a emo girl even more perverted than me, yet it's oddly enough not even a hentai
I don't get what she has to do with /v/-related anything
>>258958603
>>258956778
I would for mac & cheese.
>>258958781
not in the slightest because this ugly bitch isn't real
>talking to Anna in Metro: Last Light
>takes one of her boobs out and rapes me
What game is this?
>>258958643
She's considered to be the embodiment of /v/ in girl form
>sweaty and doesn't wash
>unsocialable and hates normalfags
>blames their problems on everyone else
>plays vidya/roams the internet all day
>>258958986
not all of us are completely pathetic like you
>serious rpg
>interactive sex scene
I'm sorry that I've always mocked your sex cutscenes
please never bring this back ever again
>>258959119
Who said he's like that?
>>258952068
>Not having a clothed sex/Cosplay/Lingerie fetish
>>258956778
Of course not.
I mean to be perfectly honest I would be ok with overlooking her horrible hygiene and give her a good fuck; girl's probably tight as hell and desperate to please.
But that same desperation is why I say no; after I fuck her she'll undoubtedly get all clingy and, let's be honest, no one wants Tomoko trailing them like a lost puppy around school or hear she's been saying "I got porked by anon~" to everyone.
>>258959292
Is that something that she really says in the manga? Holy shit I have to start reading it.
>>258958986
>I love baths
>I'm sociable when I'm forced to be
>I actually blame more on me than I should
>I roam the internet until I get banned - then I vidya, but I do have a job
Checkmate, NEETs
>>258958643
Tomoko best
>>258959434
>like a lost puppy
Having tomoko follow you is like stepping in smelly poo and you can't get it off your shoe.
>>258959497
Yes.
>>258959497
And then she searches for porn on her phone in the middle of class.
>>258954204
>>258955034
>>258957612
skooks is my favorite shit
>>258959646
and gets caught.
>>258959592
Imagine getting a good whiff of her unclothed snatch.
Imagine her begging you to go down on her.
>>258959434
>she'll undoubtedly get all clingy
I think you're a pretty normal guy for not wanting that, most of /v/ would be fucking happy for having someone clingying to them, it would be a change of roles.
>>258955034With a pickle on top.
>>258958954
Probably Ride to Hell: Retribution
>>258960132
Like I know who's suckin' the dic!
>>258952068
Ride to hell: Retribution
>>258958242
>never have a wet dream my whole life
>or a dream with sex in it in any form
>always wonder why
>suddenly realise
>dreams are mostly fragmented memories and thoughts
>I have absolutely no idea what sex is like, what girls feel like, what they smell like, everything
>can't dream about it
Fuck my life, holy shit
>>258960712
Or you masturbate too much.
>>258960712
>I have absolutely no idea what sex is like, what girls feel like, what they smell like, everything
nigga you can have wet dreams without ever having sexit feels incredible
>>258960712
Gimme a hug anon.
>>258960712
That's not entirely accurate. The most likely reason you don't have sex dreams is because you masturbate too much. Don't jerk it for like a month. Plus, take melatonin and B6 before you go to bed, it'll make your dreams more vivid.
Rance
>>258960712
Stop masturbating for a few days
>>258960843
>>258961102
Why would I stop masturbating
I would just get pent up and frustrated
>>258961325
Because you probably will start dreaming about sex. Do I have to do everything around here.
>>258961323
How often are you supposed to jack it anyway
I usually go twice a day, maybe three times
>>258961491
>supposed to
Excuse me anon but masturbation is a SIN
>>258956778
I dunno, she's somewhat of a casual
But like, if maybe we could shoot up the school or something
>>258960712
>Last night
>Having an AMAZING lucid dream where I fuck this little spanish goth girl I knew in high school
>Feel like I'm on the edge of an amazing orgasm for minutes, lucid dreamed my way through every hole this girl has
>Cell phone rings IRL, wakes me up, fantasy immediately shattered
>mfw
>>258958648
I finally did it. I finally watched the whole thing. Surprised that this 803 KB .gif actually lasts an hour.
>>258961460
You mean start dreaming about jerking off right
>>258960712
Just sleep with a pillow pressing against your belly, it will work.
>>258961325
>I would just get pent up and frustrated
That is due to the increase in testosterone.
You see, when you masturbate your body sort of makes a big dip in the amount of testosterone flowing through your veins, a deficit that takes about 7 days to replenish (6th day you typically have +25% more testosterone than the max)
What this means is that by masturbating you are making yourself less manly. That pent up frustration is good, it's easily harnessed for exercise or talking to women.
>>258961102
Why would you want wet dreams? They're a fucking pain in the ass and you don't get the chemical rush
>>258956778
Anon, I honestly believe you already know the answer too this, and are just thinly veiling an attempt at derailing the thread into Tomoko porn.
So yes, I would a Tomoko, and yes please porn porn.
>>258961325
So you can actually get some testosterone in your system
If your at all depressed and have a lack of energy, start working out and stop masturbating for a month. Watch the changes
>>258961673
Sorry, I meant please post porn.
>>258961640
Nope. Do it, nigger.
>>258961491
To much fucks over your hormones and just turns you into a beta faggot
>>258952068
>tfw im so desperate that im starting to look at guys too
i feel like i've becoming more like tomoko everyday, only that im 27
If I had sex in a dream, does this mean I'm no longer a virgin?
>>258958878
>Dat pasta
Nigga post that shit, I am at work and could use the laugh.
>tfw probably would have been a kissless virgin into my late 20s if it wasn't for a girl confessing to me
Dodged a bullet
>>258962729
>tfw a girl confessed to me but i rejected her because I thought I could do better
welp, at least i'll be a badass necromancer
>>258962920
iktf
>>258962113
Y-you too?
>>258962920
>tfw a cute mid-teen Asian virgin confessed to me but I rejected her because I was a stuttering social wreck at the time.
It hurt trying to get with her three years later and learning she was utterly uninterested.
>>258963171
>3 years
the timeframe is literally months or weeks depending on the girl
>>258963171
>>258963128
>>258963005
a girl confessed to me too but I just walked away without saying a thing because i'm the embodiment of autism
>>258963171
Thanks dude. I feel better about my own personal failures.
>>258957647
She'd probably smell a bit sweaty, anon.That's kind of hot though when it's a cute girl.
>>258963341
Everyone has a story of the one who got away, anon.
Much like everyone has the story of how one of their girlfriends became a lesbian.
>>258962920
I was one of her closest friends at University
I would never have realized she wanted more from me
>>258961656
>Having a dream, not sure how it started
>Ended up hanging out with that Ryuko Matoi chick
>Wander around, not sure what I was doing
>Suddenly, she's nuzzled into my chest
>How the fuck did I get under these blankets
>Who are these people holy shit
>Stop questioning things and just fall asleep in that dream
>Wake up for real
>I'm hugging my damn pillow
That was some intense shit right there. I think that I may have contracted terminal waifuism.
>>258963341
Me an her basically bullshittied around for a year going on horrible dates. Then one day i basically ditched her at the movies.
>>258963171
dude don't
thats too pathetic to even try, im >>258962920 and everytime I run into that girl I can't look at her or talk because I feel like she's laughing at me
>>258959497
>>258959292
>>258959605
It's because she falsely thinks you have to be a slut to be considered normal. And to be popular.
>>258956778
Hey neckbeards, you know how you all say 3D is pig disgusting? Well, let it be known that if you ever met a tomoko IRL, you would scorn her.
In the manga she is weird and ugly, yet drawn like a typical cutesey anime girl from lucky star or oreimo or something.
Anyways, point being that if you met some 'weird and ugly' girl in real life, you would run the fuck away.also anime isn't real
>>258963712
I knew a Tomoko in High School, except her face was hideous and she had a literal hump on her back.
>>258963712
But the point is Tomoko isn't supposed to be unattractive, she's just such a social retard she makes herself that way
>>258963712
i knew an irl Tomoko, she was alright
pretty much left her alone because she wasnt the same race as me
>>258962553
>>258963642
>dude don't
Dude the last time I tried was two years ago, it's all water under the bridge.
>>258963712
Yes, we would most likely scorn her. She meets a character exactly like her in the manga, and they both hate each other. It's that type of personality.
>>258962729
>tfw coworker confessed to me
>She's involved in hard drugs, has fucked half the town, and is out of her fucking mind
DAMN IT, why do I attract psychos?
>>258964012
>become acquanted with another quiet autist dude
>whenver you see each other you just give solemn nods and continue in your solitude
>>258952068
What kind of games are you playing, Anon?~
>>258963712
I know, real Tomoko is probably a landwhale in the verge of killing herself from the lack of intimacy.
>>258964174
They make life "fun".
>>258963712
3DPD is 3DPD. Don't mistake it for 2D perfection.
>>258952068
Are you that tomoko anon that keeps asking what games have I played?
>>258963712
I just want to feel human warmth...
>>258964174
>have fat coworker
>tells me one day that there are some nice movies being aired in the town movie theater
>tell her that's great and I might go there with some friends
>up to this day she tries to make me look bad at work
Holy shit, these girls are dangerous.
