*teleports behind your roster*
>>258898926
*unsheathes fedora*
Its funny.
The second he showed up in Uprising, I thought to myself "this faggot is going to be in Smash isn't he?"
*pets shota's head*
*shitposts on vidya board*
Pittoo
>>258900718
>mfw I'm hard gay for shotas but literally only in 2D form
I don't get it man. I couldn't do gay sex in real life but fuckin shotas, mang.
Also Nagi Shi is baller.
>>258900941
Excuse you
out of all the possible clones he's the least shitty
people are mad at him but not fucking dr. mario, who is just mario but as a doctor? pittoo at least has potential to have different moves / be slightly different
i wouldn't want him replacing a unique newcomer though
i mean why am i even wasting my time saying this the leak is fake as fuck and he's probably a stage boss
>>258904987
You'd think, but he is going to get the exact treatment Lucina got. A character that could have a different moveset but ends up becoming a reskin.
>>258898926
*takes the spot of a more deserving uprising rep*
>>258904987
Because Doc is actually Awesome
and chances are its Mario without that fucking FLUDD
>>258905615
There are no deserving Uprising reps.
Just like there are no deserving Awakening reps.
>>258906321
fuck off uprising is the best nintendo game in years
>>258898926
>Teleports
>Not Warps
I see you don't Uprise
>>258900941
Baddo Pit
>"Hey there, pit stain."
Kid Icarus is on sale on the 3DS E-Shop, is it worth it?
>>258902601
I know that feel bro.
>>258907403
I'd try and get a physical copy
>>258907403
Yes.
>>258907403
Yes
>inb4 no
>>258907403
If you can play without the Stando.
>>258907616
>>258907535
>>258907731
I've heard it controls like shit though
>>258907403
Literally the best game on the 3DS. Get it.
*nods head respecftully*
>>258904987
I won't deny that I'm bias in this though but at least the good Doctor was in Melee. This would also be good for Mario players who like the Mario Tornado more than FLUDD.
>>258908325
dr. mario was my main in melee don't get me wrong
it's just that i think that dark pit is a better choice
>>258907823
Only retards think the controls are bad. They are in fact the best TPS controls I've ever tried, they just have a big casual filter because they're so different.
*plays as best girl*
Even if it clones more shotas are always better.
>>258909723
I can get behind that
![275px-DrWily[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iMf4DcP.png "275px-DrWily[1].png")
Tom listen to yourself, then listen carefully to me
They pray for other characters, but they won't get in before me
The man who turns the wheel
>>258907403
Doesn't seem to be where I am. Where are you from?
>>258904987
>implying I don't main Doc
I don't know anything about this game, but what in the world makes him deserve to be more than an alt skin? Does he do a lot of different things?
*grabs you by the neck*
Back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>258911836
He prefers different types of weapons from Pit and can fly indefinitely, which COULD make for a unique character, but it looks like he's a near-clone based on roster placement.
>>258907823
For the 3ds, its pretty much has the best TPS controls.
you just gotta learn how to support the DS with your hand so you can play comfy as possible
Was he confirmed now or what?
>>258904987
>pittoo at least has potential to have different moves
He's gonna have an edited Brawl moveset.
>>258898926
I'd be kind of pissed but in truth I wouldn't mind him IF he played completely different from Pit.
give him the Dark Pit staff instead of a bow so he attacks completely differently, give him entirely different weapons to use
Giving him Boss weapons would seem logical, right?
>>258906321
Jeez what's wrong with some of you, it's like you don't want to acknowledge that Nintendo's most recent non-Mario and Zelda successes should probably get a bit more prominence in Smash Bros.
>>258912684
a leak has him, and its a controversial leak, lots of debate, no one can find the art used, splitting the board apart between believers and non-believers
>>258912684
no there is a 'leak' going around saying he is in, people will argue both ways but the reality is we have no idea if its real or fake untill release
worst rep ever
>>258905615
>implying that the game has a fixed number of spots
>>258912938
I don't even care how he plays because I mained the fuck out of Dr. Mario in Melee simply because he was Dr. Mario instead of standard Mario.
No regrets
>>258909723
Why are they so cute together?
>>258900718
c-can I get the sauce for that?
*unzips mouth*
*destroys three sacred treasures*
Heh, did you need those?
>>258913569
>>258912684
There's an obviously fake leak being posted around.
I'm starting to think people are just trolling, because they call everyone who argues with it autistic.
>>258904987
But Dark Pit can literally do everything Pit can do, he actually is Pit, why wouldnt he just be an alt costume?
Didnt Pit's voice actor also voice Dark Pit? Just give him the same treatment as male and female Robinn
heh, nothing personell, kid...
>>258912938
But why would he use a completely different weapon that would need new animations and is not his signature weapon?
>>258913649
>Wanting to see a little boy get his asshole fucked
>>258913569
muh dik
>>258913809
Why of all the people Pit had to fight against in that anime thing it had to be Link. My dick can only take so fuck.
>>258913809
>>258913569
Pit and Link is OTPI don't mind both Pits and Link though
>>258913649
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45475053
>>258914108
Like that I posted
>>258914032
Sadly I don't have much Pit pictures.
>>258913943
You'd think 4chan attracts degenerates, or something.
>>258913940
you're right I forgot that doing something like that, that would require EFFORT
instead they'll just make it where the sweet spot on his silver bow is the middle of the blade and his arrow shots are strongest at point blank and get weak as fuck at long distances
>we were considering making dark pit a costume but then we decided to make a clone character
>>258914468
I didn't see your post until I had posted mine, lol
I have a decent amount of Pit pictures,half of them or more are lewd though
>>258914585
So then what would his colors be?
>Sakurai shoehorns in more garbage from his pet franchise that no one, aside from retards, likes
>>258914705
Sorry I should rephrase that. I don't have much SFW Pit pictures. I have a good bit that should be posted on a christian board.
>>258914109
My dick is hard now. Thanks.
>>258914991
Oh, that makes more sense
>>258915079
Why do you even have a pixiv account, weeb gaylord?
>>258915079
Anytime, shotabro.
>>258915296
I have a good bit of Link however. But sadly this is a Pit thread.
>>258915430I made one just to look at that picture
>>258915538
Sadly I think I'm out
>>258915430
>Not getting your gay pics of Chinese cartoon boys from the source
What a gay.
>>258915893
Well enjoy the site. It's by far the best place for all your non christian images.
>>258915538
Mah niggah
I wish there was more art of Pit with Link. I don't think it's possible for any other couple to be so cute.
*it was a hologram*
>>258900718
*gets Sakurai's penis further inside anus*
>>258907823
Takes some getting used to but it's fun as fuck once you do
I never needed the stand
>>258915893
>>258915973
That's not very christian. See what these threads do to people?
>>258915895
I have a handful more, although they are getting less christian by the minute
>>258915893
Well, lucky for you. They recently made it so you can just type "shota" and it will search it in both English and Japanese.
>>258916074
Please keep posting. I would love to save as much as I can.
I am amazed there's not more. I can't think of another cuter couple.
>>258916431
Sure
>>258916074
Guess I'm gay now.
>>258916352If you happen to go down the dark path I might help out
>>258916352
Please, naked angels are very christian.
>>258912291
None of that will apply to his character in Smash. At most, he'll be able to glide longer than Pit.
He's a shit addition.
>>258916362
???
It's not that hard.
>>258916591
Start praying anon
>>258916634
I know we'll get banned if we do that. No point anon
>>258916646
I don't think so anon... I'll have to ask my local priest
C-can we please talk about Kid Icarus Uprising instead of posting shotashit in this thread?
WHAT'S YOUR:
>FAVORITE WEAPON
>FAVORITE LEVEL
>FAVORITE MULTIPLAYER MAP
>FAVORITE POWER
>>258916352
>tfw being a shota getting corrupted by shota porn
o-okay.
>>258917059
I liked KI:U until it ruined the Smash series.
>>258917059
We do that every time, I don't remember the last time we actually got a shota discussion.
>>258916864
I know, but he's obviously new to this if he didn't have a pixiv account.
>>258917008
Alright. Was just putting that out there.
>>258917059
Blame Sakurai for making Pit so cute. And making him wear really sexy tight boy shorts.
>>258917059
But this isn't about Uprising, this is about a shitty fake leak.
I'd rather it derail into shota.
>>258917076>You'll never be never aging shota angel ;_;
>>258917059
This thread was actually about Smash in the first place.
>>258917461
But I am happy that they include English in their search. Guessing they are noticing more and more English speakers on their site.
>>258914032
>fighting
>not exerting sexual frustations/closet-homo denials on one another
I remember people commenting on that character reveal saying they'd love a Smash anime. Fuck that, I'd take 20+ episodes of Nintendo Shota Misadventures starring Link & Pit.
>>258898926
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY ROSTER?!
>>258917671
But Anon. He's at least in his 40's.
Just finished chapter 17
>dat Pyrrhon treason
>dat alliance with the forces of nature
>dat hype through the Aurum Brain
My favorite was 14 until now, but this game just keeps getting better and better
>>258917846
My cock can only take so much cute. I don't know if I would last 5 minutes let alone 20+ episodes.
>This thread
>>258917489
For another time maybe.
>>258918037
But he still fits into boy shorts.
>>258917846
With cameos from Nintendo franchises
>>258917813
Japan realizing that westerners are getting into their creepy fetish porn.
>>258914705
dat bulge
>Sakurai puts zero suit Samus in even more revealing clothing
>No swimsuit Pit
Why even be alive.
>>258918070
>mfw a friend just bought Uprising and said he's keeping chapter 9 for the week-end because it's the finale
Goddamn I can't wait for his reaction. This fucking game is so great.
>>258918436
>No alternative costume of Pit like pic related
>>258907521
>that Marth
Myheart
>>258918436
>Implying this won't be an alt costume
>>258918365
I swear Sakurai knew those boy shorts would set of the shota porn. It's like he wanted it. And as for that site it might be my go to for all my shota porn. Seem to have at least one good shota picture a game.
>>258918436
He doesn't wear swimsuits.
Which series has more attractive goddesses, Zelda or Kid Icarus?
>>258918808
>>258918851
>>258918808
>>258918851
good taste
>>258918808
>>258918851
Such a beefy shota. I love it.
>>258918870
He must be ready for anything.
>>258918870
Angel life is hard.
>>258918867
What knows what goes on that head while he isn't busy with Smash.
>>258918878
>goddesses
Kid Icarus.
Zelda Goddesses are rarely seen.
>>258919165
I like it. Trapish shotas aren't my thing.
Why do people hate the idea of Ridley getting but don't mind emo Pit?
>>258905615
>Uprising deserves more than 1 rep
>>258912938
He wouldn't be in the game if he played completely different from Pit. The reason to include him is because clones are easy.
>>258919356
Bust sizes of:
Zelda:
Din
Nayru
Farore
Kid Icarus:
Palutena
Pandora
Medusa
>>258919275
Guessing boy shorts and nothing but. Hell Zero Suit alts are almost boy shorts in a way.
>>258919549
Doesn't this thread tells you why?
>>258919275
>those biker shorts
my dick
>>258919549
Most people hate Pittoo. I'm pretty sure everyone who likes him is in this thread right now and it's for a specific reason.
>>258919559
>Fire Emblem needs 6 reps
>>258919548
Same. I'm more into boyish shotas too. Which is why I could only really like the second Pico move. Chico was the only shota that looks boyish enough to enjoy. And they fucked that up in the 3rd movie by making him as girly as the others.
>>258919548
>shota abs
Oh geez.
This thread is proof that KI fans are among the worst in the Nintendo fan base.
Literally the only reason they like the characters is porn. And unfortunately Sakurai is pandering to them.
>>258919712
I really hope we don't wait have to wait 2 more decades for a sequel.
My sister's in the other room, don't make me do this.
>>258907823
For the first two levels I'd play on a low difficulty, 2.0 or 3.0, because you WILL be retarding your way into enemies and obstacles. By the end of The Great Reaper (third level) I started getting the hang of it.
By the end of the game I couldn't imagine the game without it. The combat is super fast paced, especially multiplayer.
>>258919951
>Most people hate Pittoo.
I don't think they necessarily hate him. They just don't want him to be a full character slot rather than an alt costume for Pit, and for good reason.
>>258919548
>>258920073
I like boyish, actually boyish shotas or shotas with some muscle. Hate the trap crap.
>>258920147I'm just imagining that being Links tunic that was close to his crotch.
Me too. It actually was a really great game. Would like to see one on the Wii U with the Gamepad.
>>258920319
Right, that's what I meant.
I'm honestly more okay with it than Dr. Mario.
>>258919692
>bust size of pandora
I... what? I wasn't aware that sassy fireballs had a bust size.
>>258920112
That's not true and Sakurai doesn't really pander to us either. Anyway need to go to bed now. Have fun.
>Ganondorf will still be Captain Falcon
>Meanwhile the Kid Icarus characters will have incredible moveset diversity
As a nearly rabid KI:U fan (and as a massive Kirby fan), even I get annoyed at Silly Guy's rampant favoritism.
>>258912938
I'd actually be MORE annoyed if they put effort into making his moveset unique because that would mean that they wasted time on this dumb recolor of Pit that could've easily passed as an alt instead of using that time implementing a completely different character.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NX0byF0X1I
>>258920450
I don't understand it myself. But I'm a bit into bearish guys myself so anything girls is meh to me.
For some reason, these kinda pics don't nearly get me as aroused when looking them up myself.
Seeing them posted and discussed on /v/ makes a lot better.
I don't know if I just take comfort in the fact other people are into it, or if I just feel like we're all masturbating together or something.
>>258920736
See ya mate, sleep well
>Everyone draws Pit and Dark Pit as super-feminine and sleek and smooth
>Completely ignoring that Sakurai's official art shows him as a muscle shota
It's not fair.
>>258920684
Disregard that, I suck cocks and haven't finished the game yet.
>>258920736
Thanks for the Pit images. Maybe I'll see you on /b/ if we ever happen to have a shota thread.
>>258920738
I don't see Dark Pit being much more than a clone of Pit. I could see the Palutena Bow re-skinned to the Silver Bow (And maybe have it function like how it does in Uprising, as in Dark Pit has to get closer to foes to do more damage with its projectile) and perhaps the Upperdash Arm re-purposed into another Arm type from Uprising (End-All Arm maybe?) and maybe the Dark Pit staff as one of his A moves (or down special to replace the Guardian Orbiters), but otherwise he's a clone to the core.
>>258920981
Same here.
I guess I should at some point I should find a friend on steam or something that's also into shota since /v/ is a hard place to have anyfunnowadays
>>258917059
Kraken Arm
The first chapter the Aurum appear in.
The map in the volcano area.
Instant Death Attack.
>>258921057
There's a good many Pit images where he's muscular. Just look at some of the ones posted here.
pedophile faggots ruining a kid icarus thread as usual
>Hardly ever any pictures of shotas roughhousing
Such suffering.
>>258919951
Pittoo was actually a surprisingly entertaining character, whose edginess was played for laughs more than anything. Everyone's just upset because he's more than likely going to be an almost-exact clone of Pit.
Hopefully, if the leak is real, Sakurai will surprise us.
>>258921446
>kid icarus thread
OP's post made this thread shit from the start, so we're just having fun with it.
>>258921369
Between console shitfest and SJW /v/ really went downhill fast. There's still a few good threads on and than but not really that many.
>>258921456
What do you mean with roughhousing anon?
>>258918867
I bet Sakurai's wife is a massive fujoshi and she's the reason he includes all this boy bait.
>>258921529
I love how Hades makes fun of Pittoo's edgy and dark nature all the time. I guess Medusa did too.
>>258922274
That could answer some of the things that happen in KI. She could very well be a big yaoi artist and help push Sakurai into making Pit into something she would love to draw.
>>258921446
Agreed, happens in every thread even tangentially related to Kid Icarus.
>fucking love the original game and Uprising
>go to KI thread
>subhuman trash jerking off to little boys
I wish these people would just fucking die, honestly.
>>258922735
>subhuman
>>>/pol/
>>258922009
Wrestling, pinning the other on the floor, aggressive instead of coy. But better to not go down this road, I think we're getting even more off track than we already were.
>>258913831
He can fly by himself. Remember that sakurai removed gliding from Pit? Why? Because Pit can only fly by the help of Lady Palutena, who is now a playable character. Dark Pit can fly by himself. He could be a pit with a different set of weapons and gliding.
>>258921807
There's less incentive to search for those threads now and then.
>>258922735
This. At least post some Viridi or something.
>>258922735
>I'm a colossal normalfag
Usually if you start the thread and say "not shota please" people don't post shota.
>>258914546
>boy fuckers
>degenerates
Maybe you should study some ancient greek history.
>>258923134
>Fapping to children is okay as long as they're girls
Only on /v/.
>>258923124
He could fly by himself only untilPandora's power left him after his chapter.
>>258922735
Except that most threads go by normally and without shota.
You fucking fags just find an excuse to complain about everything.
>>258923350
I'm not saying it's okay, just that it would cater more to my tastes.
Faggot.
>>258900718
I've been looking at this all day.
2D Shota loving master race
>>258902601
Oh, it is simple. You are just a pedophile.
>>258923130
Really is sad how everything seem to went to shit fast.
>>258923509Keep it video game related
>>258923773
I'm pretty much out of Pit by the way.
>>258898926
*unzips katana*
>>258924074
Well thanks for sharing. Saved all the images next time there's a Pit thread. Sorry I could only post a couple.
>>258924530
It's cool anon.
Avoid posting too much in KI:U threads otherwise we have faggots complaining about it 24/7.
>>258924848
I don't really post them in a KI thread. That's why I said Pit thread.
>>258924989
Cool man.
Well, I'm out.
See ya niggas another thread, hopefully still this month.
