Hello, it is me, the creator of your favorite game, Super Smash Brothers Brawl. I am creating a new game called Super Smash Brothers for 3DS/Wii U. Before you get upset for me calling it that, I'd like to announce that it isn't Kerfuffle. It is now officially Super Smash Brothers Rumble. We called it Rumble because the gameplay reminded us of boxing, unlike Brawl which reminded us of two knights in heavy armor, swinging their swords as hard as they can. We will never make a game exactly like Melee. If you want fast, wear the bunny hood. If you don't want it to be floaty, use metal characters. Ask as many questions as you can, so long it doesn't spoil anything too big, like tonights character reveal. I'm saying that there will be a character reveal tonight on Miiverse. Anyways, ask away! If there is no character reveal tonight, then the bots we used must have malfunctioned. I am the real creator of Kirby Fighters Z. I will either prove myself today or tomorrow. I found this website because a lot of you go on the Miiverse application and send requests for me to go here. Oh, and my name is a joke. It's not really Masterhero Samurai. I was using a parody name! Pretty funny right? I really am Masahiro Sakurai though.
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>Ask as many questions as you can, so long it doesn't spoil anything too big, like tonights character reveal.
>tonight's character reveal
>too big
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
>>258621601
Yes, as a stage boss.
Lel
>>258621601
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>>258621745
FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUU
>>258621978
I am sorry, I cannot fluently read that. Please put it in text form so I can use a translator.
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>>258622039
My translator translates that to "FUCK
YOUUUUUUUUU" anyways. I do not understand.
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>>258621304
How many times did Kojima suck your dick to put Snake in smash?
>>258622146
do u reary thinku that somuwonnu woulda go on da inaterunettu andu rieue
>>258622301
This is funny, but I make games for everyone. Please do not make such crude jokes.
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Why do you do that thing when you try to build hype? You know, that thing where you put your hands next to your head and look like you're having a heart stroke or something.
>>258622437
You god damn chink. ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
HOW MANY TIMES DID KOJIMA SUCK YOUR DICK?
>>258622306
I don't understand. I got "u???somuwonnu thinku reary?????·inaterunettu andu rieue?????" from that.
?????????????? "u???somuwonnu thinku reary?????·inaterunettu andu rieue?????" ????
So, is this "pretending to be a shitty nintendo leaker" thing some sort of new fetish?
This is great and all, but is my favorite character Reimu going to be in the game?
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What if this really is Sakurai?
>>258622586
Ah, I do that to concentrate.
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>>258622684
Please don't be rude. Although I know children aren't on this website, I will not risk it getting on the news.
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>>258622804
I've heard of you, aren't you the man who ran away from his fans with his wallet full of money?
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>>258622842
I cannot answer that.
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>>258622963
>>258622991
Yes.
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Go post the picture of the day instead you faggot.
It better not be some gay screenshot of the menu again.
Do Nintendo's increasingly strange crossover choices (Pokemon with Nobunaga's Ambition, Zelda with Dynasty Warriors, Mario/Zelda/Metroid with Bayonetta, various series with Tekken) and odd video game releases (A port of an Alicesoft eroge to the 3DS, Persona Q) have any relevance to Smash Bros? Not necessarily as a character, but can we expect a Lu Bu trophy, or My Glorious Days on the Fire Emblem stage?
>>258623112
PHIL FISH BTFO
>>258623112
>Yes. ??
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>>258621304
If you are translating this, post a time tamp of yourself. essentially you must prove you are real by taking a picture of your face with a piece of paper and on that paper you must have today's date and hour
Then you can have our attention
>>258623112
Yup, stupid wannabe jap shit confirmed. We need new slang for this. Pronto.
>>258622991
Is this guy legitimately trying to look happy on these pictures?
are banjo and kazooie in the game?
>>258623339
>it's actually him
What do you think of the tournament scene that surrounds Melee? Do you think this new game will have the lasting appeal that Melee did?
>>258623339Of course it isn't him, these have been popping up ever since last week
>>258623189
I do not run the picture of the day, I'm only giving an estimate on when it does come. Please do not say those words.
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>>258623234
No.
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>>258623336
>>258623339
>>258623339
I do not have my camera with me. I am sorry, it is a very good camera.
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>>258623362
Please don't say these words, kids watch.
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>>258623584
There will most likely never be Banjo or Kazooie in Smash Brothers. We do not own the rights to ever use them.
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>>258623771
I do not like the the tournament scene of Melee. I love this game way more than I ever did Melee.
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It seems Sakurai forgot how to speak Japanese.
>>258621304
My question is, from what game series is tonight's character reveal?
Why don't you just post something about this on your Twatter account?
CHECKMATE IMPOSTER
King K. Rool?
Late Nite /v/ at its rip-roaring best!
>>258624043
Was Isaac (Golden Sun) ever seriously considered as a member of the roster?
Man, I wish Sakurai would actually post here just like how Kamiya came. Granted Kamiya was only responding to shit posts but it'd be cool if we knew Sakurai is aware of this place.
>>258624191
It's either the Kid Icarus series or the Kirby series.
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>>258624249
Because I like mysteries. They're fun.
>>258624254
Possibly, but I wont tell characters directly.
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>>258624613
You might see soon enough.
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>>258624043
Are there any characters you can't use that you wish you could use?
If you could, would you make a future Smash Bros game play nothing like the current model? Like Smash Bros Air Ride or a Smash Bros RTS?
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no dice m8
If you got no proof then this thread is gonna die fast. so you better get a move on or come back some other time when you aren't fishing for retards
I hope you realize it's immediately obvious when someone is using google translate to create Japanese sentences because they sound like utter dogshit and very rarely even make sense.
>thread
>>258624708
BANDANA DEE CONFIRMED
>>258624708
post something on twitter.
I have learned none of you actually speak Japanese. Therefore I will start just responding in English.
>>258624716
Geno, because of the previous demand of him in Brawl. That demand faded away though.
>>258624725
What is m8?
>>258624774
What is dogshit?
>>258624978
I will in around 30 minutes.
>>258624898
I never said that. It is possible though.
>I have learned none of you actually speak Japanese. Therefore I will start just responding in English.
>>258625238
> I will in around 30 minutes.
>>258625238
m8
In England the term "mate" is just a simple gesture they refer to each other by such as: dude, guy or bro. in english the number 8 when placed after the letter M makes a similar sounding word. Sorry for the confusion
Anyway, even if you are fake I'll stick around to see whatever "leak" you will be making next
>>258625238
Can this man beat you in a video game fight?
>>258621304
>Hello, it is me, the creator of your favorite game, Super Smash Brothers Brawl
>I am the real creator of Kirby Fighters Z
Did no one catch this
>>258625706
No, I am not good at video games.
>>258625687
Ok, thank you.
>>258625816
I think we were in awe that despite how horribly fake this is, someone actually still had the balls to take the ball and run with it.
6/10, I got a chuckle OP
>>258626027
Remember the nipple leaker from 2 days ago? It started out pretty good, but ended like this one started. Shit.
Okay guys, I admit it. Geno is in Rumble and will be shown this week. Ridley is a stage boss, K. Rool is a trophy, and I lied about having no story mode. Also right now I am downloading Tales of Legendia, is it good? I was going to play P3 FES, but I'd rather not pirate it.
>captcha: asswat
>>258626404
Op just went full "Ok, you've got me" mode.
>>258626404
And no, I am not a fake. If the game comes out without these things it's probably just because it was just so good that the Wii U couldn't handle it without a 10 TB Harddrive.
>>258626598
What do you mean?
Here's shulks reveal for the Smash bros that's coming after 4. Yes, rumble still for the 3ds/wii u but it needs a hard drive to run.
>>258626950
It's not pre rendered either. That's using the actual games power.
I TOLD YOU FUCKS, WHEN I SAID BIG I MEANT BOOBS
>>258628698
It's real
