It's time for the Retro Waifu Wars: White Knight Zigludo edition.
Previously, Naked Snake kidnapped a noblewoman, and Sigurd, holiest knight of Grandbell, descendant of Baldo, the Crusader of Light, immediately tore through several armies to save her.
Now that Snake got rekt, Sigurd finally finds his waifu.
Meanwhile, at Verdane castle, the son of the king begs him to cut the shit and stop sending armies to die at Sigurd's feet.
Of course, he won't do it.
NE TO RE
NE TO RE
Apparently the king has been listening to this guy a lot.
He is in no way shady at all.
He tells Jamka or Jamku or whoever that he needs to fall his ass in line and go fight Sigurd.
>>258582109
NE TO RA RE
NE TO RA RE
>>258582109
>>258582248
Shut your mouth, there's no NTR in this thread.
There is a bit of regicide, though.
>>258582314
>they're conspiring against us
>better give them a reason to invade by taking their princess!
HA HA
TIME FOR INFODUMP
EVIL CULT IS EVIL
Meanwhile, Jamka has hit the field.
He is really, really super good. On top of his fantastic bases, he comes with Continue, Pursuit, and Adept.
He's a straight upgrade from Midir, horse be damned. Dude shits out damage.
In retrospect, I probably should have fixed Aira's sword.
Oops.
>>258582973
He's a really good husband for Aira, better than Noish imo. Helps that they're both foot units and he's much easier to raise than one of the useless social knights.
man. . ur dedicated to stream is 120%
>Killer Bow vs Sigurd
JAMKA WILL JOIN US ON THE CONDITION THAT NOBODY HURTS HIS DADlel
>>258583547
>pairing anyone but Holyn with her for dat double Odo action
>>258584170
>hurting your Astra activation rate
Even Lex is a better choice.
Oh, I fixed Aira's sword.
>>258584249
Her kids have a skill growth rate of, like, 130% when she's with Holyn, what are you talking about?
>>258584756
Astra and Luna have equal priority proc but they don't activate on top of each other like in FE5, so they hurt each other's rate.
Oh! Looks like the game is throwing Sigurd's waifu at us. How awful.
>>258584884
>30% chance to Astra
>or 30% chance to Luna
I'm okay with this.
>>258585148
Damn!
Deidre is really solid.
Her only skill is Nihil, but that's hardly a bad thing. I believe Celice gets it from her, right?
Her pendant grants her Prayer and Renewal, too! She pretty much can't die this map unless I fuck up real hard.
>>258585306
>Village to the south says great disaster will occur if this girl leaves the forest
Eh, what could go wrong.
>>258585148
I love intense Arena battles like this.
Shame the reward money hardly makes up for the weapon uses
>>258585306
That part was cheesy but at least Sigurd isn't beta
Oh, I forgot to ask. We need to start thinking about pairings. Specifically Aideen.
http://strawpoll.me/2372605
>>258585306
Shit, when did we first meet her? I thought this was the first time she showed up
>Jamka
>fair
Pick one.
>>258586363
Check the first post, dude.
>>258586363
OP is a weebum
>>258586762
>>258586807
Oh wow, TECHNOLOGY!
Keep up the good work!
>Range: 3~10
Someone fucking kill me.
>voting to pair-up Fin
>not having Fin come back with all his items
>>258587201
Midir is a really boring option though.
Uh... okay.
Lex has a Hero Axe now?
>>258587201
Brave Lance is best on Fury.
>>258587201
>not pairing Finn with Raquesis for that FE5 continuity
>>258587870
Anime is an option?
>>258588434
Not pairing Raquesis with Beowulf
>>258588434
Confirmed not canon via short story on Lenster.
>>258588681
Yeah, picking it makes your characters Anime.
>>258588434
RaquesisxBeowulf is still canon in FE5.
Delmud looks like a younger Beowulf, and in FE5 Delmud has the Beo Sword.
RaquesisxFinn only happens after the Belhalla massacre.
>100% chance to hit
>32 damage
>10 range
NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>258588681
Animations.
>>258588825
Ahhh.
>>258588825
So it turns into a slice of life?
>>258589164
>What is Silence Staff
>>258589164
The horror
>>258589467
Good idea!
>it gives 100 EXP on use
Turles is monitoring this thread
And with that, the first chapter is over.
What a fucking huge map.
>5 votes for Midir x Aideen
Why?
>>258590939
Kill Midir.
The music for this chapter is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcZG8VbSwUg
>>258591191
Sounds like 1980's anime music
After a few rounds of healbotting, Ethlin seems to be shaping up pretty alright.
What do you guys think?
>>258591376
she's quite qt
>>258591376
8 Def? Magical.
Oh, and King Batou is dying.
Still.
>>258590939
Don't blame me, I voted for Fin
>>258591376
She's leveling up quite fast.
>>258590939
Wait did you seriously break the silver sword already
>>258591376
We'll get more mileage out of her next chapter.
>>258591650
Yeah?
I can just repair it later.
>>258591376
I'm sure she'll be very useful throughout the whole game
>>258591650
Gotta get that Critical bonus, son. Watch Celice/Seliph/Serlis/Peacock run roughshod over everything in Chapter 6.
>>258591718
Alvis is JIDF
This track reminds me how depressing this game is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bugR0IK1hM
>>258590939
Because it works.
>Sigurd vs. Eltshan and Friends
Well, this is going to end well.
>>258591875
>peacock
Watch your mouth, he's the most expensive thing I have in my logbook in Awakening. But he's worth it.
>>258586034
>>258592525
>implying Peacock is an insult
>>258592585
Looks to me like Finn is the best choice of the three.
>Year 757
>Trusting Jews
>>258592832
But Midir can pass down the brave bow to Lester
>>258592974
Hmm. Very competitive. I'm leaving it up to you.
You didn't seriously think Eltshan could do anything, did you?
>>258592974
Fin can pass down his superior genetics and also doesn't look like a woman
>>258592974
Lester can get it himself. A lot of the items are dropped from enemies if they aren't inherited in from G1.
>>258592974
Also Midir x Aideen is the closest you can get to a lesbian couple
Although Lex is probably the canon father
>>258593319
Finn can get better pussy than Edain.
SHIT
THE REAL VILLAIN WAS GOLDBERG SHEKELSTEIN ALL ALONG
I think OP should choose since he's the one playing the game, this thread is less active than the previous one and who knows which of us will still be in the next ones.
>>258593510
The patricide rates are going through the roof. I blame video games.
>>258593351
> Lex is probably the canon father
Which is funny because he's a terrible father for both of them.
>>258593297
kills npcs that try to take your castle when sigurd isn't there to kill them all for trying,
that something he can do again if needed
Raquesis or however the fuck you spell her name laments that she can't engage in traditional Fire Emblem incest.
What a shame, looks like it's confined to fanart.
>>258593641
Fuck em, the power of decision making goes to the men in the room at the time.
>>258593641
Nah, it's more fun when you guys pick it.
And it absolves me of responsibility. It works for everyone.
>>258593770
should see the manga ver of her doing this, at one point there a flashback with her bro wife looking bitch you never getting that dick, i own the monopoly on that dick
Time to go save a princess!
Lachesis has pretty solid stats for her level, and she can heal and attack just like Ethlin. She doesn't have a horse, though.Yet.Her Charisma skill boosts the avoid and hit of people around her.
Philip and Boldo are both bosses, and they have Great Shield, which allows them to negate all damage. They won't be able to stand against Sigurd, though.
Oh, who should I give this magic ring to?
... I can give it to anyone, right?
>>258593770
Eltshan is a faget for not tapping that
>>258594925
>giving items for free
Give it to the bikini mage.
>>258593770
Even one of Raquesis' canon husbandos calls her out on incest.
OH SHIT HERE WE GOtfw fellow br bro stopped talking to me last thread ;_;
AHAHAH
HERE WE GO
THIS MAN WILL VIOLENTLY SHIT ON EVERYONEpls vote him and Aira together
Does Julia inherit Deirdre's item? If not, who should I give Deirdre's items too?
>>258594925
hahahhaha exchanging things for free in 4,
nope pay 40k.
anyone with space can use rings,
Oh, I should probably give you guys an update on Sigurd, shouldn't I?
How's he turning out?
>>258595283
Beowulf, right? It's okay, he knew she was crazy when he stuck his dick into her.
>>258595503
No, I vote for Holyn/Brigid and Aira/Dew
>>258595503
>Holyn/Aira
>when Lex and Noish exist
You're a funny man.
>>258595521
can't take away her headgear and aura tome is shit due to it weight, though silence staff on aideen would help 2nd gen a bit,
>>258595503
he is't that bad considering his replacment will shit on more people then him,
gluck on the knight ring though
How many chapters does this game have?
>>258595637
I can just imagine Sigurd staring at the Magic ring wondering why do he need this?
>>258595637
He's a perfect mage.
>>258595836
12 counting prologue and epilogue
>>258595836
Like 12, but each one never ends.
>>258595836
Remember that chapter in Path of Radiance with 4 parts? This game has 12 chapters, and all like that one.
Give princess to handsome man! Man such as Ardan!
>>258584170
You fool, lex is the only way
LevinXTailto > LevinXFury
Sety comes too late to be worth it regardless of canonical pairings and Arthur can use Forseti for two whole chapters before he shows up and with the Pursuit ring they're basically even.
>>258596775
AzelXTiltyu>LevinXTiltyu
Whoops, I was too busy fucking around in the arena to show Holyn off.
He's a mercenary with Pursuit and Luna. He'll slice through anyone's defense, no problem. Very solid unit.
>>258595491Tô aqui cara
>>258597421
Post strawpolls for other pairings.
HOT DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO
LOOK AT THOSE LUNAS
>>258597329
As much as I hate the pairing, I have to agree Holsety on a horse is better. But if we're throwing canon away, I want a revote on Eiden. Midir is really fucking boring.
>>258597329
>Doesn't start with Forseti
Nah, you're wrong.
Turles is still monitoring this thread
>>258597498Só queria um amiguinho pra conversar sobre joguinhos de estratégia japoneses
>>258597768
I paired Aira with Lex, but now that I think about it, Skasaher/Ulster would be cool as fuck with Luna.
Well, they turned into death machines either way
HOLY SHIT AIRA JUST UNLOADED ONTO THIS POOR KNIGHT
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
>>258598446
She gave no fucks.
>>258598446
She is so awesome, once she starts hitting hse just doesn't stop
>>258598318Cá estouSó joguei o FE4, 7 e 8 até agora, estou emulando o FE9 mas meu PC sobre-aquece então tenho que revezar com o 4chan
>>258599237
I have no idea what you said but Ishtar is the best FE4 and FE5 female
Meanwhile, in another section of the arena... Dew tries his hardest to win.
>>258599237Joguei 4, 6, 7, 8, 11, e o 12 e o 13 (Awakening). Você devia tentar ao menos o 12, ele é bem bacana. Tô jogando o Thracia agora mas ele é cheio de tourobosta. Queria jogar o 9/10 mas tfw PC do milhão
>>258599457
Best girl. Wish she was playable.
>>258599591
Don't bother with Dew, man, I hate that little shit
>>258597748
Here you go. This one's for Aira.
http://strawpoll.me/2373201
>>258599591
Well, at least you got money to replace that sword with
HOLY SHIT THE JEWS ARE EVEN BEHIND THE BANDIT ATTACKS
SON OF A BITCH
>>258600153
Dude, Dew has, like, 30k gold. Money isn't a concern for him.
>>258600361
I have noticed from reading LPs of Fire emblem games and playing Sacred Stones and Awakening that Power corrupts, and Absolute Power corrupts Absolutely.
>>258581747
>Anime
EXPLAIN
>>258599591
Damn, he can dodge rain
>that purple dot
That doesn't look good.
I'm sure this won't be a problem later.
>>258599980
>not voting AyraxClaude master race
I seriously hope none of you actually do this
>>258601169
>Claude
>good for anything
I don't give a shit about healbots.
>>258601021
Purple means only one thing.
Sigurd is gonna tap some fabulous pussy
Christ, I don't know if any of these dudes are going to make it to the castle before the horsemen wipe up.
They're all so SLOW.
Well, looks like we have the first death of the game.
RIP, Alec. You were mostly useless.
>>258602397
He helped recruit Aira. RIP.
>>258602397
Don't bother restarting, he was dead weight anyway
>>258602397
Rip professional motherfucker ;_;
>>258582973
the fuck is a bowfather
>>258602797
It says Bow Faghater
>>258602797
Bow Fighter you dingus
Alec may have perished, but not for nothing.
Because all of these paladins are alive, Lachesis will get a Knight Ring later. Yes, I'm saying Alec is less valuable than a Knight Ring.
>>258603305
Raqesis' perfect knight will be arriving shortly.
Eventually.
>>258603305
Good luck keeping these shitters alive while trying to level her. They rush on enemies as soon as they get on their range
>>258603605
That's why she's a staff bot for this chapter.
CONSCRIPTED
She may be a foreign princess, BUT SHE'S BEING CONSCRIPTED ANYWAY
>>258595503
the most hilarious waste of a pairing ever
>>258603752
I struggled because I wanted her to get the Elite Ring from the boss. It was hard as fuck but I did it
Lachesis/Finn
Do it.
In other news, Ethlin got a light sword from Deidre.
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Give me about 10 to 15 minutes while I take a quick break.
>>258600361
you are aware he can give away all of his gold to someone else?
there no such thing as dew ever having too much gold till you finished your item handowns
Oh, take this before I go.
http://strawpoll.me/2373406
>>258605080
ONLY TRUE ANSWER
>>258603778
>Master Knight
Why is this allowed?
Why are dikes so attractive?
>>258605969
Here's the context BTW
>>258605969
It's spelled dyke.
>>258605080
>/v/ is going to make Fin die a virgin.
>Lachesis' guards stick on her ass all map
Uh, okay. Good thing this just means free experience.
I forget, do people promote at level 15 or 20?
>>258607272
20
captcha: HECTOR ecepaeu
>>258607272
Whoops, forgot the webm.
>>258607179
Regardless of who you pair Finn and Lachesis with, they'll hook up after Belhalla to produce Nanna.
>>258607272
20
>>258607272
20
and levels don't reset, so there's no reason to not promote immediately
>>258607179
I tried to get his dick wet with Eiden man. Arden deserves the princess.
Yikes, this boss might give me some trouble.
He's surrounded by knights, too...
>>258607520
>yfw they don't
>Japanese fans got assmad when IS put Beo as Nanna's father on the official site
>prequel short story about Thracia 776 confirms they barely knew each other
Fin/Lachesis fans are deluded as fuck.
Well, maybe not.
Now Cuan has the Return Ring. He can warp home at will. I think Frankenstein might like it more, if he ever gets the dosh to trade for it.
>>258608196
My bad, never played FE5, I said that based on the comments of yesterday's LP
Yeah, yeah, they get +50 love points, but dude, this sword is too good for her to pass up.
>>258609543
Where does Dew keep finding all this cool shit. Is he holding out on me?
>>258609543
Poor Dew died a virgin
>>258609416
Naw man it's cool. Most people who play FE5 would probably still think Finn is Nanna's father because she keeps calling him that, but Mareeta calls Evyel her mother even though they're not related too so.
Aw, fuck. I forgot about these guys.
>>258609670
Dew's a thief, he probably stole it from a shop or something.
>>258609943
>implying he didn't pay a hooker
>>258610319
Bye-bye Bargain Ring.
>>258610319
They didn't have hookers back then silly, they weren't invented yet.
Any character you don't pair up before second gen canonically dies a virgin.
Well, Sigurd just picked up a ring that gives +5 to resistance.
This will become very helpful later.
>>258610516
Even Levin?
>>258610972
He gets fucked by both a dragon and old guy so no.
OH SHIT BEOWOLF IS COMING
>>258611393
OH SHIT YES HE IS
It's Levin and Fury, too!
They've gotta get the fuck out of town before they get raped to death by bandits.
... so these two were banging already, right?
>>258611519
>Ain't a soul alive who can take me
Except Beowulf.
>>258611778
Yup
Oh, they start out directly under my control. Neat. They're both some of the best units in the first half of the game.
Levin is fast as fuck, and he comes with Continue and Critical. Wind magic is also really good, since it's light, but deals a fair amount of damage.
Also, Fury is a completely different character.
This is Sylvia, and she's a dancer who can use swords. She has Continue and Prayer, which increases her avoid at low health. She can also dance to give everyone around her another turn. This alone makes her fucking fantastic.
I can't afford to lose either of these two.
>>258612120
Why was every class capable of attacking in FE4Man, those were the times
Just... watch this webm to see how good they are.
>>258611151
Do you have any screen cap/translation/video of that scene?
For some reason beating the game 12 times is not on my plans
>>258612484
Best mage. Best dad.
>>258611647
That's Sylvia, Fury is the pegasus knight
:^)
We should probably check out the opposition, too.
First is Beowulf, who will gladly join us for the chump change of 10000 gold. He's already got better stats than the other cavaliers I have, and he comes with Pursuit and Charge, meaning he can attack for days.
Voltz drops the BITCHIN' Elite Ring. Dunno who should get that, but we'll figure that out later. He has Continue (Adept), so that might be a problem. We'll see.
Macbeth is a fucking tank.
Sigurd wants that ring, doesn't he?
Cuan proves his worth by giving Fin a Hero Lance.
Maybe now Fin can step his game up and start dealing damage.
>>258612484
Jesus
TIME FOR A BUNCH OF HORSEMEN TO FALL ON MY ASS
>>258612927
I remember seeing it on youtube but I don't think I can find it again.
And the Pegasus Knight shows up, finally.
>>258613227
Who's that guy who uses an axe and has Blue hair again?
>>258587189
Ask Sandima, maybe he will.
>>258613938
lex has elite as a skill, the ring is worthless on him
>>258613227
since when does sigurdhave problems leveling?
>>258614124
Sigurd just happens to like jewelry.
ALL ABOARD THE LACHESIS EXPRESS
>>258614124
Oh, I meant the Shield Ring.
>>258612484
No Julius casting meteors.webm????? OH MAN................
>>258613938
This guy?
>>258614556
yes, that guy
Here they come...
WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM YOUR TITTIES, LADIES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>mfw
>>258615213
Indeed, what the fuck are they doing
>>258615213
Eve and his brothers are men.
>>258615213
THEY SAW ENEMIES
Alright!
Smooth sailing. All those girls have to do is NOT DIE.
>>258615595
A-anon...
>Lex is stuck behind enemy lines
>everyone uses swords
>>258615724
Those three girls fucked everything.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Well... okay, that was close. Midir almost didn't make it.
Who should get the Elite Ring? Lachesis?
>>258616368
What does it do
Is this the same dude who made the playthroughs of the GBA FEs way back when?
>>258616495
Double experience points.
>>258616368
Hey make sure you have Arden go get the Pursuit Ring.
>>258616640
You should probably be more specific. I doubt it would be the same guy anyway.
>>258616368
Give it to Arden. He needs a ton of experience.
>>258616879
He doesn't deserve it.
>>258616664
Where is it?
>>258617084
Directly to the south of where you're at, at the tip of the archipelago.
>>258617084
;_;
LACHESIS HAS LANDED THE KILL
WE ARE A FEW TURNS AWAY FROM A MASTER KNIGHT
>>258616661
Arden should get it then, he's really behind
ARE THEY TRYING TO DIE?!
>missed the start
Fuck. Put Fire Emblem somewhere in the OP, dude. That wing said, FE4 is the shit and Dew needs the Elite Ring so he can abuse his way to max level easily.
Oh, fuck me.
>>258617574
NO KNIGHT RINGS ALLOWED
>>258617574
RIP in pieces
>>258617574
Staff abuse Lachesis, she'll get the Canto effect of the knight ring once she promotes anyway.
then get that pretty ring of hers on Ardan.
... I have no comment.
>>258617084
Also if you have Arden talk to the NPC knight at the far right side of the map, then have him walk (not warp) all the way to the top left corner, you'll get the Astra Ring.
>>258613795
Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROhYulMP0eA&feature=player_detailpage#t=353
>>258617953
Well, I didn't miss the incest. That's good, at least.
>>258615329
Fuck them
>>258617953
>king
Man, FE4 needs a retranslation.
RIP KNIGHTS
>>258618032
what are we looking at here?
>>258618405
Any deaths so far? I know we can Valkrie them back but yeah.
>>258617574
No problem, Leg Ring is all she needs
>>258618530
Spoilers.
Frankenstein passes up Aideen, who I forgot existed a while ago.
It's a slow trek to the peninsula.
>>258618530Manfloy kills Levin, Holsety revives him as Sir Stoneheart
>>258618862
Yeah, bottom left shore has the ring, I think.
>>258618536
Alec is kill, not worth using the Valkyrie on
>>258617953
They're both sexy, I don't blame them.
>>258618387
It's getting one iirc. This one is at least playable. What really needs one is Thracia 776. The dude that's retranslating FE4 is also going to retranslate that though, after he finishes 4.